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Fighting Mosquitoes With GM Mosquitoes

doug141 writes "Scientists are releasing genetically modified male mosquitoes that produce flightless female offspring. The male offspring go on to wipe out another generation of females. This is similar to the way screwworms were eradicated in the U.S., except with nature itself making more of the modified males. Field trials are already underway."

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  1. Do I get to say... by migla · · Score: 5, Funny

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    1. Re:Do I get to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But they're only creating males - you know, like in Jurassic Park.

  2. Re:Obligatory turd in punchbowl by LostOne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although I don't immediately know the specifics for mosquitos, not everything in nature serves a useful purpose.

    Like, for instance, humans. Nature would get along much better without us, probably.

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  3. Itchy by Ogive17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone else start to itch while reading this article?

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  4. Re:Obligatory turd in punchbowl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Also, FTFA:

    "The humble mosquito, and the deadly diseases it carries, is estimated to have been responsible for as many as 46 billion deaths over the history of our species."

    So yes, apparently they serve a useful purpose.

    There, FTFY

  5. Re:Obligatory turd in punchbowl by dvice_null · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Like, for instance, humans. Nature would get along much better without us, probably.

    Not quite, there are mosquitoes that need humans as a food source.

  6. Re:Obligatory turd in punchbowl by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like, for instance, humans. Nature would get along much better without us, probably.

    My theory is that nature wanted plastics, and since there was no natural way to produce plastics nature created humans to make plastics. Unfortunately for nature this plan has gone slightly had some unforeseen side effects.

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  7. Re:Nature... will find a way! by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

    "fruit bats certainly are cute, I don't think they'll be very effective at eating mosquitoes. "

    We just need mosquitoes which genetically altered to taste like mangos.

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  8. Re:Nature... will find a way! by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can't stay there. It's a bat country.

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  9. Re:Mosquitoes will go the way of the dinosaur! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Use them as food?

  10. Re:Obligatory turd in punchbowl by Broolucks · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's not the question. The question is: do we care?

    I, for one, would be willing to sacrifice all polar bears, seals, half of all flower species, half of all of the world's forests and then warm the whole planet five degrees if it means I can finally go on a hike without being bugged by these pests.

    Nature can suck it.

  11. Re:Mosquitoes will go the way of the dinosaur! by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any reasonably sized chunk of land probably has more than one species of mosquito, for example here in Wisconsin we have not less than 58 species. Even tiny Rhode Island is home to at least 46 mosquito species!

    Hell, here in Louisiana, the mosquito is the fscking state bird....

    :)

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  12. Re:Obligatory turd in punchbowl by Broolucks · · Score: 3, Funny

    I suspect this is what God is doing.

  13. Re:Nature... will find a way! by Surt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Umm ... your parent poster complained about bat guano. Which of ignorance or superstition was it to claim that a large number of bats were responsible for his unwanted surplus of bat guano?

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  14. Re:Nature... will find a way! by RulerOf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which of ignorance or superstition was it to claim that a large number of bats were responsible for his unwanted surplus of bat guano?

    We may never know---I suspect he has gone batshit crazy.

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  15. Re:Mosquitoes will go the way of the dinosaur! by Scarletdown · · Score: 5, Funny

    Result: Males will find it difficult to find a mate, resulting in fewer mosquitoes all together.

    And then those mateless male mosquitos will either go into IT, become imaginary property lawyers, or become politicians.

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  16. Re:Nature... will find a way! by rogueippacket · · Score: 5, Funny

    The bats would be optional then - I'd eat the mosquitoes if they were mango flavored!

  17. Re:Mosquitoes will go the way of the dinosaur! by Ossifer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will they be mango-flavoured?

  18. Re:Mosquitoes will go the way of the dinosaur! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Funny

    Result: Males will find it difficult to find a mate, resulting in fewer mosquitoes all together.

    Or, worse, you're going to end up with a bunch of horny male mosquitos humping your leg.

  19. Re:Obligatory turd in punchbowl by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't anthropomorphize nature. It really hates that.