Scientists Create World's Smallest Steam Engine
First time accepted submitter Virtucon writes "German physicists say they've built a heat engine measuring only a few micrometers across which works as well as a normal-sized version — although it sputters, they admit. Researchers at the University of Stuttgart and the Max Planck Institute for Intelligent Systems say that the engine does basically work, meaning there's nothing, in principle, to prevent the construction of highly efficient, small heat engines."
What was it Sheldon said on big bang theory, half the size, twice the fun.
"although it sputters, they admit."
Isn't that exactly what a steam engine is supposed to do?
air and light and time and space
They'll be building a minature train that will span an entire millimeter and haul milligrams of freight
Obviously no engineers involved in this job
We've developed the world's smallest steam engine, or to be more precise the smallest Stirling engine
That's kind of a big mistake. The /. car analogy would be like "eh, we built a car, or maybe a truck, whats the difference". Diesel or gas is actually too similar to be a fair comparison. Eh, I bought me a new computer, a PC, or maybe a mac, or perhaps a thomas the tank engine alphabet learning laptop, whatever, its a new computer, or maybe etch a sketch, i donno.
The article also has the most long winded intentionally obtuse explanation of brownian motion I've ever read. I think in this modern post 911 world or whatever pompous rot, if your writing sucks more than 10 units worse than wikipedia, you should be forced to just include a quote from wiki and be done with it.
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
http://img.tgdaily.net/sites/default/files/stock/450teaser/science/smallest_engine.jpg
I mean, come on.
-Malakai
A Dragon Lives in my Garage
I also found this story here: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/12/111211134002.htm
It's hidden at the end of the article:
"Although our machine does not provide any useful work as yet..."
Efficiency = Power Out / Heat In = 0/Heat In = 0%