Japanese Use Wild Monkeys To Track Radiation
PolygamousRanchKid writes "Scientists in Japan are taking a novel approach to measuring the impact of radiation in a forest affected by the Fukushima nuclear crisis: enlisting the help of local wild monkeys. Takayuki Takahashi, a professor of robotic technology at Fukushima University, told CNN Wednesday his team was working on a collar fitted with a dosimeter to measure radiation levels that could be fitted to the monkeys before they are released back into the wild. Takahashi said the experiment would help researchers understand how radiation in the forest can affect human beings, as well as wild animals. While human scientists have been monitoring radiation levels from the air, the use of monkey 'assistants' will give them a clearer idea of conditions on the ground."
Isn't this kind of where King Kong comes from?
Where have I heard this story before? Monkeys, nuclear radiation...
Oh yeah, every Japanese monster movie ever made!
There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
I'm guessing if they gave them a room full of a million typewriters they'd actually just scream and hurl feces.
That's probably what I'd do too.
air and light and time and space
Anyone else want to gather about 100 irradiated monkeys and send them to PETA for some tlc?
Our wild monkeys track money. And rule us too.
Excuse me, but how is this tagged 'Idle'? And what's with the Planet Of The Ape jokes which is derivative of complete fiction?
This is a real country with a real populace.
Seems like a significant research technique for an original scenario, mutation jokes be damned.
She blinded me with science, she tricked me with technology. ~ Thomas Dolby
Bah. I live in Japan, was born here, and will probably die here; hopefully from old age, perhaps from radiation or from earthquakes, who knows?
But hey, monkeys are funny. They are also fascinating.
And I love stupid Planet of the Apes jokes. Even stupid Godzilla and radiation jokes don't bother me. They probably don't bother the researchers either, and they sure as hell don't bother the monkeys. After all, they're monkeys! And get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty apes!
As someone who lives in a mountainous area of Japan, I will hazard a guess:
Japan is not exactly teaming with wildlife choices are:
Bear
Deer
Rabbit
Fox
Tanuki (a dictionary will tell you its a racoon-dog, more to the racoon end of the scale though)
Kamoshika (Hairy mountain goat thing)
Monkey
Throw everything out that hibernates.
Throw out everything that has terrain limitations in very dense bush, or steepness.
Throw out things that are difficult to catch or dangerous.
Think Kamoshika's are protected/endangered are pretty elusive and don't leave the mountains....
Monkeys seem like a good choice, and are probably slightly more similar to us (in case they start showing full blown radiation sickness) than an Andrias japonicus
...you know we're all fucked when the first one says "NO!"
Operation Guillotine is in effect.
And the monkey unemployment problem is solved!
Sorry, but gray text on gray background is making my eyes bleed.
Everybody's doing it! Therefore, it's objectively okay for us to do it!
Seems logical...
The umbrella's get in the way of accurate readings unfortunately.