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Microsoft Upgrading Windows Users To Latest Version of MSIE

helix2301 writes "Microsoft will be upgrading all Windows XP, Vista and 7 users to the latest IE silently. They are doing this because they have found a large number of non-patched systems. Microsoft pointed out that Chrome and Firefox do this regularly. They will start with Australia and Brazil in January, then go world-wide after they have assured there are no issues."

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  1. start with Australia and Brazil by epedersen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do they start with Australia and Brazil because they do not care about the users there?

    1. Re:start with Australia and Brazil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Australia.... starts with an A
      Brazil... starts with a B

      probably just going down an alphabetical list of major countries.

    2. Re:start with Australia and Brazil by Toe,+The · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, they decided to do it alphabetically. So they spent $13 million conducting market research in which they asked focus groups to name a country that starts with A and another that starts with B. After spending another $4 million running statistical analysis on the results (plus an additional $87 million trying to keep the analysis computers running, since after all they were Windows machines), they came to the conclusion that the ideal A country is Australia and the ideal B country is Brazil. Shortly they will be running a $150 million ad campaign depicting Kermit the Frog and Al Gore traveling from Australia to Brazil.

    3. Re:start with Australia and Brazil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shit! We're next!

      -Canadian AC

    4. Re:start with Australia and Brazil by gman003 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Brazil I imagine has rather high infection rates, due to the high piracy rates (I'm pretty sure Windows_XP_NoWGA_+_Keygen.torrent doesn't have all the patches slipstreamed in).

      Australia is probably just because if the inhabitants can handle thousands of incredibly toxic spiders, scorpions, snakes, fish, and even exploding trees, they can probably handle a browser that's slightly more broken than normal.

    5. Re:start with Australia and Brazil by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shit! We're next!

      -Canadian AC

      Ha! USA! USA! USA!

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    6. Re:start with Australia and Brazil by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Brazil I imagine has rather high infection rates, due to the high piracy rates (I'm pretty sure Windows_XP_NoWGA_+_Keygen.torrent doesn't have all the patches slipstreamed in).

      Australia is probably just because if the inhabitants can handle thousands of incredibly toxic spiders, scorpions, snakes, fish, and even exploding trees, they can probably handle a browser that's slightly more broken than normal.

      "Crikey! This is a really dangerous virus on our computer! I'm going to try to take it by the tail and drag it out of the drive so you can see it. That's quite a magnificient beast, isn't it? Look how it hooks in between layers and takes advantage of vulnerabilities. OK, letting it go again. Watch yer selves!"

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    7. Re:start with Australia and Brazil by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shit! We're next!

      -Canadian AC

      Ha! USA! USA! USA!

      Time for Luddites to move to Zimbabwe?

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    8. Re:start with Australia and Brazil by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Russia, they put worms in vodka to see if it's toxic

      ... enough to drink yet.

    9. Re:start with Australia and Brazil by Whiteox · · Score: 4, Funny

      No. Australia was chosen as its use of IE6 is 1.8%, which is pretty high.

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  2. finally! by sneakyimp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can't believe it's taken this long.

  3. I like there strategy, I like it a lot... by thestudio_bob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They will start with Australia and Brazil in January, then go world-wide after they have assured there are no issues.

    Haha, I guess a big thanks goes out to Australia and Brazil for being the beta testers. Thanks!

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    1. Re:I like there strategy, I like it a lot... by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think Microsoft might want to reconsider the order. Having a country filled with the deadliest snakes and spiders in the world be the alpha testers is NOT a smart move. Worse, Paul Hogan and Rolf Harris might release a celebrity protest song.

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  4. A web developer says thank you! by mrtwice99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know there might be negative ramifications, but I'm glad to see this day arrive. The sooner old IEs die, the better.

  5. Good. by wolrahnaes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fuck IE6. Fuck it hard. Companies that have been dragging their feet on this for years need a hard kick in the ass, and this is how to do it.

    If something breaks because of this, you only have yourself to blame. Anyone still running this shit intentionally knew they were on a path to pain.

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  6. And why are those systems unpatched ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Because they are not running Windows updates. at all. And therefore this is not going to have an effect.

  7. We tried a big IE8 rollout last summer by sandytaru · · Score: 5, Funny

    We tried. We really did. Then our users started to complain that their browsing history was gone. Apparently, some of them had never heard of this strange thing called "bookmarks."

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    1. Re:We tried a big IE8 rollout last summer by Laxori666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm on Chrome. I don't use bookmarks anymore. Just: "r", "g", "d", "s", "st", "sl".

    2. Re:We tried a big IE8 rollout last summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Firefox user here. I do the same, locally rather than through Google instant, so my browsing habits are less exposed to the data miners at our favorite advertising agency.

  8. Re:Lots of intranet apps still stuck on IE6.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honestly?

    Fuck 'em. They deserve the headache.

  9. Re:For your own good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And what browser do you use? Firefox? Chrome? both of those already do this. This is actually a good idea. I know that at both my office and my parents house that if a screen comes up asking them to update, it's *close* "I'll update later"... this will go on until I manually run the updates because they don't want updates taking time away from facebook or shopping online. Automatically updating like this will silently fix issues, which is a good thing for the bulk of the population that still uses IE.

  10. Re:For your own good by Toonol · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do we want to call MS Big Brother over this, when they're following the example of Firefox?

    IE has been getting a lot better, and the more sane release schedule was becoming more and more of a selling point over Firefox. Funny how the browser field has shifted. It used to be Firefox for the smart people, Opera for the independent smart people, and IE/Safari for the people that didn't really know how computers operated.

    Now, IE and Safari have improved, Firefox is squandering it's lead, and Chrome is on par with Firefox, and Opera is still the Ron Paul of browsers. There's no obviously bad browser anymore, but we also don't have an obviously superior browser.

  11. Re:Awesome for web developers and designers. by sylvandb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do they have IE9 for XP? Not last I checked...

  12. Re:Awesome for web developers and designers. by xlsior · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not really: since IE 9 is not available for XP, there will still be millions of IE 8 installs around evem after a forced update to the latest version.

  13. Wow, this is going to be interesting... by JMZero · · Score: 5, Informative

    after they have assured there are no issues

    IE 6 is a very, very different browser from IE 9. We've had plenty of clients who can't move off IE 6 (or are in the middle of a large project to do so) because it's the only one that will run their Intranet site correctly. I've seen MS make this type of mistake before - they don't see many public-facing sites using a technology, so they feel safe getting rid of it. Well, yes, very few public-facing sites are going to use crazy IE specific stuff, and most are (by now) going to be making reasonable efforts to work between browsers.

    Intranet sites are a whole other kettle of fish; corporate programmers often target a single browser - and for many of them, that was IE for a long time. They got away with that from IE 4 to IE 6 because MS just added stuff. With IE 7 and, particularly, Vista, they started fixing insecure and non-standard behaviors - and that's part of why so many companies are still on XP and IE 6.

    If MS does this, there will be a lot of pissed off people and gnashing of teeth. I'm not saying it's the wrong choice but "once they've assured there's no issues" sounds pretty silly.

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  14. Re:For your own good by Yakasha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's no obviously bad browser anymore, but we also don't have an obviously superior browser.

    As a developer, I strongly disagree there. IE has the same problems it has always had: everything works in Chrome, Firefox, Opera, & Safari but oh, surprise surprise, it doesn't work in IE. Always have to code something special, even with widely supported Javascript frameworks, there are needed tweaks nearly every time, just for IE.

  15. Re:Lots of intranet apps still stuck on IE6.0 by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft won't be the ones getting the angry customer phone calls. The devs of broken, backwards web apps will.

    Now, is that a feature, or a bug?

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  16. Re:For your own good by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Informative

    One thing that makes a difference between FF and IE pushing upgrades, if I have IE6 installed on my machine, it's because there's some horribly written intranet site that will only work in IE6. I'm not saying that every IE6 user can use that excuse, but there exist some number of us for whom it is true. Do they have a way to force a downgrade or install versions side by side?

  17. As a web developer by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    THANK YOU! The number of people using IE 6 and 7 is about to dramatically decline, which is roughly proportional to the number of headaches I will be getting on a daily basis.

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  18. Re:For your own good by DeathFromSomewhere · · Score: 5, Informative
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  19. Re:Lots of intranet apps still stuck on IE6.0 by Dwedit · · Score: 4, Informative

    Then install MultipleIEs, and you can have your IE6 still exist somewhere, while the main IE on the machine is 8 or 9.

  20. Re:Lots of intranet apps still stuck on IE6.0 by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From what I understand, some SAP products are locked into IE6 (so I have read.) It's ridiculuous that that's the case, but it is what it is.

    Yep we have to keep IE6 on accountants' computers just for ACCPAC. That said we install Firefox on those and set it as the default browser.

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  21. No! It is a bad idea!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm a web developer who actually LIKES IE 6 & IE 7.

    If a client wants IE 6 compatibility, I get to charge them a significant premium. Please MS, don't do this.

  22. Find the devil by ojintoad · · Score: 4, Informative

    Respecting Customer Choice and Control

    While the benefits of upgrading are numerous, we recognize that some organizations and individuals may want to opt-out and set their own upgrade pace. One of the things we’re committed to as we move to auto updates is striking the right balance for consumers and enterprises – getting consumers the most up-to-date version of their browser while allowing enterprises to update their browsers on their schedule. The Internet Explorer 8 and Internet Explorer 9 Automatic Update Blocker toolkits prevent automatic upgrades of IE for Windows customers who do not want them. Of course, we firmly believe that IE9 is the most compelling browser for business customers, and we want them to make the decision to upgrade at their convenience.

    Similarly, customers who have declined previous installations of IE8 or IE9 through Windows Update will not be automatically updated. Customers have the ability to uninstall updates and continue to receive support for the version of IE that came with their copy of Windows. And similar to organizations, consumers can block the update all together and upgrade on their own. Finally, future versions of IE will provide an option in the product for consumers to opt out of automatic upgrading.

    So if you opted out before you're not going to get it. And I imagine you'll be able to back track anyway. Also they have "blocker toolkits" so you can really be sure.

  23. Re:For your own good by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just got moved up to IE8 at work. It was IE6 for years, moved to 7 in September. That choice is made by the IT department, and they have to confirm that there aren't issues with the various bits of software being run on the Intranet.

    Not everyone uses their computers exclusively at home / at a coffee shop.

    And no, we can't just use portable Foo on a USB drive.

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  24. Re:For your own good by s1d3track3D · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes, this is great in general (assuming they keep aiming for standards compliance) Personal users benefit, developers benefit, browser competition benefits, etc.

    However, I know many Corporations that have in-house applications that can ONLY run on IE6. Often these legacy apps are extremely important for the company and are non-trivial to update to more recent browser versions. (or, the company does not have the resources to work on this)

    For many corp's this will be an IT nightmare.

    (however, I mean really, these Co's have had 20 years to upgrade these app and they have chosen not to, so at some point maybe a 'stick' is needed)

  25. rolling out IE9 by Muramas95 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have no problem with this but my main issue is that they bundled C++ 2008 runtimes with IE9... In my office IE9 patched our runtimes and it caused issues with the software we are developing which made it unable to be compiled. I hope for their sakes that they don't do the same thing.

  26. Re:For your own good by hawkinspeter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe companies that make stupid "lock-in" decisions should reap the rewards of their own stupidity and short-sightedness.

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  27. Re:For your own good by TheRealGrogan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Umm, Firefox and Chrome don't break the system when they update and if they do, it only takes a minute to uninstall and reinstall the desired version. It is also very easy to opt out.

    Internet Explorer upgrades are not something to be taken lightly, because:

    a) They can affect the Windows shell
    b) Programmers may be (correctly or incorrectly) relying on behaviour of its APIs

    Internet Explorer upgrades can break shit.

    Another example, I have noticed that adding IE8 to an older Windows XP computer slows the whole system down. (That sucks when you don't even use the browser)

  28. Re:For your own good by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They've actually coded up some horrible hackjob that runs IE6 on Windows 7, rather than fix the horrible in-house app.

    Clearly you've never been involved in trying to get rid of an app like that.

    It's mission critical, covers a bunch of use-cases that nobody can remember but that are absolutely vital to like two people (but affect millions of dollars of business), and almost nobody who fully understands it is still around. It's impossible to gather requirements because the application has so many exceptions and one-off fixes and tweaks as to make it impossible to know what all it's supposed to do.

    I've been on a couple of projects which tried to replace legacy, in-house apps ... it's often a very expensive, time-consuming process that leaves you with a solution which does a fraction of what the original did and leaves the users miserable that they've been "upgraded" to a tool which doesn't do the job.

    Sadly, once you have that kind of software, the process of getting rid of it is often damned near impossible. At the very least, it can be prohibitively expensive ... who wants to spend $40 million to end up with software that does less than what you have now?

    Nobody sees it as investing in moving away from old creaky technology, they see it as spending money on something they already have. Hell, I've seen someone go through a multi-year process, tens of millions of dollars, huge amounts of man-power ... only to decide that the twenty-year old app that runs on the mainframe is still a better solution because it covers all of their use cases and the users are comfortable with it.

    It gets even worse if you try to replace purpose-built with something that does 'most' of what you need. The users won't touch it because they think it's cumbersome, and missing features they can't live without.

    Yes, it is short-sighted to not get rid of it, but the sheer cost and amount of pain in ripping it out can make the alternative seem more attractive.

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  29. Re:For your own good by silanea · · Score: 4, Insightful

    IE 6 is a decade old. Three major releases have come out since then. Using "But...but...but they said it would be so awesome!" as an excuse does not quite cut it anymore. IE 7 came out in 2006, and since then at the very latest the writing has been on the wall. And companies are complaining now, another five years later, about how evil Microsoft is? Making a stupid investment once can be excused, we all make mistakes. But they have had more than enough time to move off the Titanic.

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  30. Re:For your own good by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Conversely, if you can actually do a good job and replace their old software with new software that does the job better, you're sorted.

    I replaced a monstrous thing that was a custom facade on a UML modeller with integrated CVS handling with a couple of Eclipse plugins, a small Java program and a few shell scripts. Their startup time went from 15 minutes to 60 seconds, all their basic operations are at least an order of magnitude faster, the editor is WYSIWYG instead of having to paste HTML in from Dreamweaver, and it uses autocomplete to place links instead of some horrendous wizard where you have to find the thing you want to link to in a tree view.

    They don't even mind that I left a whole bunch of features out, because they were there to compensate for the incredible suckitude of the original solution. The only thing they'd really like is a few more GUI widgets, but they have a good (self-maintained wiki) manual and nice friendly shell scripts and really, the tasks the GUI would be for are a minor part of their work - the bits that consume the time are already wrapped in GUIs. I just view it as a minor anxiety with command lines - a GUI wouldn't make anything more robust, or even easier to use (really - just LOOK easier to use), and it would make things harder to debug when they do go wrong.

    Just the savings on not having to pay the support licenses for the horrible proprietary Java CVS server they were using has paid for the time I spent on it, and then some. The increased productivity is just gravy. I get about 1 support call a month for it, usually asking for a change to one of the XSLT sheets because they need their templates updating.

    The key is not to look at what the old app does and try to replicate it exactly. If you take a step back and work out what the actual requirements are, you'll end up with a better product that the users actually want. The old application can help considerably with that - usually the thing that frustrates them the most is the thing that wastes most of their time and needs to be made the most streamlined or even automated away. For this app, that was the linking - instead firing up a wizard and making of a whole bunch of clicks in a tree view, you now just type the first few letters, hit ctrl-space, and find the item you wanted to link in a menu with the mouse or keyboard. And you can actually copy and paste the links now, which you couldn't do in the old version.

    So there are definitely benefits. Fortunately, the manager of this team could see that. Even better for me, he's now become greatly elevated in the hierarchy, carrying my reputation as a miracle worker with him...

    Not the same scale though.. we're talking in the hundreds of thousands rather than tens of millions.