How To Thwart the High Priests In IT
GMGruman writes "You know the type: They want to control and restrict any technology in your office, maybe for job security, maybe as a power trip. As the 'consumerization of IT' phenomenon grows, such IT people are increasingly clashing with users, who bring in their own smartphones, use cloud apps, and work at home on their own equipment. These 'enemies' in IT are easy to identify, but there are subtler enemies within IT that also aim to prevent users from being self-sufficient in their technology use. That's bad for both users and IT, as it gets in the way of useful work for everyone. Here's what to look for in such hidden IT 'enemies,' and how to thwart their efforts to contain you."
While some people get the policies wrong, in general the idea of IT policies is a good one; the only way to support business policies is to allow for sensible IT policies to exist. If the IT policies don't serve the business policies, someone's not doing their job right, but that's not a problem with the idea of policies existing at all. If you want to "thwart" your IT people, you'd better have a damned good reason.
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Sounds like the article was written by a tool with no understanding of how enterprise IT works, and no grasp of what bringing alien, unknown systems into contact with critical infrastructure can lead to.
IT is overhead. It's a cost center. It generally does not generate revenue. Maintaining an infrastructure costs the company money. Every time you want to bring in your personal equipment, we have to figure out how to support it and that raises the company's overhead. Instead of making IT justify why we don't want to support your Widget Of The Day, why don't YOU justify to the company why you're increasing costs and then work to have that increase added to IT's budget so that we can actually afford to support your crap without having to divert funds away from things that the company has already approved?
"Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
I certainly understand that users want to use what is easy for them but they need to understand that they don't set policy. I listen to any reasonable requests and if they fit within our policy (or if it makes sense to change the policy to allow it) I will authorize their request. However, understand that I have been working in IT for over 20 years and know a thing or two that you probably don't. Its not a power trip, its my job, it is what they pay me to do. Employees need to understand that its not personal. If their request was denied I had a very good reason to do so. Get over it, move along.
Seriously? We don't want uncontrolled portable devices on our networks because we don't control them. We can't force-install AV software (if it even exists for your favorite no-name phone/player/tablet/whatever), we can't even do basic cleanup of them without your cooperation.
And that only describes them as a potential vector for attack. We also can't control who else has access to them, can't wipe remotely without your permission, can't keep you from leaving it, complete with the latest super-secret corporate strategy on it, in the bar at a random trade show.
Dislike of portables has nothing to do with controlling you, and everything to do with controlling and protecting what the company pays us to - Their IT infrastructure and digital IP.
It's the sort of stupid article you'd expect from an organization that is supposedly all about information technology, but is so backwards that they're endlessly pestering me to take a free subscription to their dead-tree edition. If their web site isn't even worth visiting for free articles, why would they think I want to spend the effort moving their magazine from my mailbox directly to the trash?
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Dear GMGruman,
Go fuck yourself.
Yours sincerely,
Pretty much every sysadmin anywhere that's been tasked with providing IT services to keep a business running as productively and profitably as possible, in spite of people like yourself.
IT is often the "prevention of information services department". User figures out a better way to do something, IT blocks it. Prescribed methods of doing things don't work well; user goes around them, IT blocks or complains to management. User wants something done, IT demands business justification and signatures from at least two executive VPs. User does it himself, IT finds out and makes him stop.
...but I stopped counting how many times the author recommended trying to cost people their jobs for actually doing them after the third time. I'd like to offer something more insightful in response, but I'm afraid I'm left with "What a smug asshole."
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A better headline might be: "Writer get pissed that IT guy called his new gadget a Toy."
While I'm sure he's got a good point that IT people should not talk down to other employees, he needs to hear a few horror stories to understand our concern about his new "toy".
I was brought in to trouble shoot a network that was completely down, idling over 100 workers. Naturally, the CEO called everyone who had any IT experience, so we had a crowd of upset and confused people. In short - it was a packet storm. What caused it was an employee bringing in his own device and connecting it to the network.
The employee wanted a wireless AP for his laptop, because he didn't like the Cat5 cable. The IT staff said "no", so he install his own Linksys. You see it coming - no encryption, default password, etc. Well, it was slower than the wired connection, so he figured he could get twice the bandwidth if he connected TWO Ethernet cables. The port he selected was connected to a different switch, and soon a packet storm erupted.
Yes, the IT manager made several mistakes, including buying non-managed switches. But the bottom line is the employee cost the company dearly for his "toy".
What's funny? The guy was bragging to his buddies about how smart he was, not knowing the IT manager, CEO and I were standing behind him. Fired on the spot he was.
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Excuse the rant. Realistically, IT has a number of jobs:
1: Keep stuff running.
2: Keep stuff accessible by users.
3: Keep stuff secure. Yes, this can inconvenience someone, but better a teed off muckety-muck than a wholesale breach where all the goodies are stolen to an offshore firm.
4: Comply with regulations.
Do you know how many fscking regulations an IT department in a midsize company has to deal with? In a typical organization, you have to deal with Sarbanes-Oxley (either because your firm or one of your clients is publicly traded), HIPAA, FERPA, or many other laws? Then there are the stipulations put on a company by contracts, like PCI-DSS. Then there are things you sign with a client like vague crap like "all computers will have antivirus programs running on them". Yes, the bean counters sign that, but it really means that I have to license copies of McAfee for the multiple IBM Power Series 795s doing the back end database I/O just so that "t" is crossed, and "i" dotted. Yes, the chance of finding a virus on the AIX boxes is flat nil, but it keeps the customer happy.
If I'm in IT and cannot allow you to VPN in or use your precious iPhone to access Exchange mail without restrictive policies (like blocking the camera, long passwords for unlock, etc.), it isn't that I have a pogrom against your sorry ass, its because when you are at the bar drinking with your friends and you leave your phone unlocked (or even worse, jailbroken to get around Exchange policies, then left without a PIN) in the bathroom stall and report it lost, guess what department how has to report to the public about an unencrypted security breach as per California and other laws? Definitely not sales. Definitely not HR.
Also, users have a choice. Want local admin access to your desktop? All the critical company resources like Outlook will be on Citrix. This way, there is a definite barrier between a compromised workstation and the core functions of a company, such as the database with accounts payable, receivable, internal applications and lots else. Don't like that? A locked down policy where one doesn't get to choose even their screen saver is just two commands away.
Of course, on sensitive sections of the company like the finance department, the desktops are locked down 10 ways from Sunday, but there will be a Citrix application available on a remote server so you can do some personal Web usage and not risk completely tossing the company's salad if the Web browser gets breached, even if it is "just" that user account that gets nailed.
So, don't take it personal when an IT guy says no. We are not correctional officers who view you as inmates. In fact, we will bend over backwards to try to get not just what you need, but what you want. However, we won't bend over forwards.
Oh, and my OS bias? Whatever gives me the least amount of problems and keeps the pages/calls/texts off my cell. I've been in the business too long to give a crap about what Netcraft states.
Don't rise to this asshole author's bait. He's a troll or he is ignorant, and the right answer is neither that people should nor that they should not thwart IT, and the right answer is neither that IT should smack them down nor that IT should give them everything they want.
The right answer is that the people who feel they need to thwart IT are a valuable resource. They are people who have a need that is not being satisfied. That need should be explored and a resolution found. Sometimes the answer is, "No, because it would not be safe / cost-efficient / legal." Sometimes the answer is, "There is already a way to do that, but not the way you are attempting to do it." Sometimes the answer is, "We should add that capability, because it will make the company more profitable."
The idea that it is all X or all Y is fundamentally rooted in "us versus them" mentality. It is a bullshit, douchebag mentality which is, unfortunately, actively fostered by assorted self-righteous nincompoops and the kinds of people who watch the UFC not for the display of physical prowess and grace, but because they like to see people hurting each other.
Don't rise to the bait. Users who are trying to thwart the system are a valuable resource. You want to plumb them to discover unserved needs, underserved needs, and opportunities to improve training. You also want to help them understand why they can't do certain things so that their frustration doesn't fester and become a morale issue.
It is easy to see why the author is a writer. He clearly would not operate well in a more team-oriented context.
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Maybe you have never worked with stupid requirements that Feds enforce but I have. This stuff is life or death to company. People can and will get fired instantly for breaking it. So like others have said, it's not that we want to impede the user, we have no choice.
A process for regulating the discharge from a capacitor.
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A list of your customers and their feed back on your service or their future purchasing plans.
A spreadsheet of assay results from two years of mineral sampling.
All kinds of companies have I.T. departments and not all valuable information is source code.
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And if they get caught they will be fired...if they are lucky. Working around IT policies put in place to comply with government regulation for any reason looks suspicious. If the feds notice the results can be much, much worse. When I see violations to SOX or corporate policy I make it a point to inform the person violating the policy and their supervisor. I also send an email to my supervisor with the details of my observations and subsequent actions so there is a record that I did not turn a blind eye to the infraction. How it is handled from there is up to the person violating the policy and their superiors. I can't speak for other IT "dictators" but the way I look at it is if you get this office shut down it affects my job too @ss hole. As it happens I can see the old Enron building (now owned by Chevron) from my office. A constant reminder of just why SOX exists in the first place.
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Wow, I'm honestly surprised they haven't let you go already for making waves, but I suppose since it sounds like it doesn't happen that often at the company you're employed at, it's probably taking them longer to build a solid documentation case against you.
Where I work, I get written up if I do not report a SOX compliance issue that I come across. We have employees whose sole job is to ensure SOX compliance within the company, and it's not seen as "making waves" it's seen as making sure the company is compliant with government legislation that would otherwise shut the company down PDQ.
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Not that I completely agree with everything that IT management decides to do but...
If folks are using a network that doesn't belong to them and computers that don't belong to them either why aren't they just using the equipment that the company supplies and do the job they were hired to do? It is going to be extremely rare for someone's job to require the ability to install iTunes and manage music on MP3 players? (One has to wonder what will be the next "right" that's being denied to employees? Surfing for pr0n using the corporate network?) The monthly malware/patch meeting I attend has this discussion nearly every time it convenes. One has to wonder what business need is being provided by iTunes. It never fails to amaze me that people think that all the toys that they own need to work flawlessly on the corporate network. Stop calling that thing in your cubicle a personal computer. It ain't. Their workplace, their rules. Deal with it.
I can still remember when having one's briefcase/purse/bag/etc. inspected going into and when leaving the premises was standard procedure. A camera would have been confiscated immediately and removing anything required a manager's approval. (I needed to borrow a keyboard one weekend after mine had croaked and needed my manager's and his manager's approvals on the form that I needed to present to security on the way out of the building. All for something as benign as a keyboard.) Imagine the squawking that would occur nowadays if they started enforcing a policy like that with smartphones with cameras and/or multi-gigabytes of memory and having the ability to get onto the corporate network. Yeah, this was at a defense-oriented company but I've worked at financial firms with just as strict security.
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