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Kim Jong-Il Was an "Internet Expert"

pigrabbitbear writes "The late Kim Jong Il made many bizarre claims and bestowed upon himself many extravagant titles during his iron-clad rule over North Korea. But here's one that's particularly interesting in light of the recent SOPA debate – 'Internet expert.' The DPRK's Dear Leader fancied himself as such during an international summit in 2007. Seven years prior, he had asked U.S. Secretary of State Madeline Albright for her email address, indicating that the North Korean internet black hole was perhaps not as thoroughly opaque as we made it out to be — at least not for those at the top."

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  1. Re:Pr0n expert? by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    in NK it does.

    why? if you're the only dude around using internet, then you're the internet expert. simple as that. it's always about contrast.

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  2. Well duh! by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anybody who thought that North Korea's draconian rules applied to those at the top (especially to the one at the very pinnacle) does not understand how totalitarian systems work, or what their purpose is.

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  3. Look at the picture... by drobety · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The way Kim Jong-Il is holding the mouse in the accompanying picture, there is no denying of his internet expertise.

  4. Re:Trust me... by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This could apply to other areas of North Korean life.

    "I'm a food expert, and I've seen what damage it can do... you don't want it."

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  5. Re:Sure, Al Gore may have INVENTED it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dude, we all fucking know this. Just like we know that when Chuck Norris does pushups, he does actually push himself up and not push the world down. The veracity of the statement is not the focus of the humor.