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Will Hackers Try To Disrupt the Iowa Caucuses?

Hugh Pickens writes "The Iowa Republican Party is boosting the security of the electronic systems it will use to count the first votes of the 2012 presidential campaign after receiving a mysterious threat to its computers in a video urging its supporters to shut down the Iowa caucuses .... 'It's very clear the data consolidation and data gathering from the caucuses, which determines the headlines the next morning, who might withdraw or resign from the process, all of that is fragile,' says Douglas Jones, a computer science professor at the University of Iowa who has consulted for both political parties. The state GOP fears such a delay could disrupt the traditional influence of Iowa's first-in-the-nation vote. 'With the eyes of the media on the state, the last thing we want to do is have a situation where there is trouble with the reporting system,' says Wes Enos, a member of the Iowa GOP's central committee. The GOP is encouraging party activists who run the precinct votes to use paper ballots instead of a show of hands, which has been the practice in some areas so the ballots can provide a backup in the event of any later confusion about the results. 'There is really only one way — and it needn't be a secret — to help assure that results cannot easily be manipulated by either Anonymous or by GOP officials themselves,' writes Brad Friedman. 'The hand-counted paper ballot system, with decentralized results posted at the "precincts," is the only way to try and protect against manipulation of the results from either insiders or outsiders.'"

162 comments

  1. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But the Iowa caucus will say they did if Ron Paul ends up winning.

    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. Not at obvious. I was picturing something like:

      Deep in GOP war room after the vote: "And the results are in. Wait. Pat Buchanan?"

    2. Re:No. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes. Exactly this. I've been saying for almost an entire year, now, that if Paul were to win the caucuses, the GOP would suddenly claim that these extremely important and relevant events that they spend months and millions on were "not relevant and don't mean anything". Further, they would claim that it was Paul's "army" of supporters that must have "hacked" the voting machines. (Because the media and GOP only refer to Paul's supporters with loaded words like "army").

    3. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed!

    4. Re:No. by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter: the politicians always win.

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      Great minds think alike; fools seldom differ.
    5. Re:No. by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Oh, I'm sure they're going to come up with every excuse in the book. Many commentators are already backing away from it with a pained expression on their face.

      I just hope, when the GOP machine figures out a way to nullify the caucus (can't have a non-war monger President, the military-industrial complex could collapse and then the communists would win!) that Ron Paul decides to run as an independent. I don't know if he'd win, but I'll vote for anyone over Newt Gingrich or any of the other tea-tards on the ballot. I'll vote for Obama over those guys; as much as he fucking pisses me off, at least he's not at war with gays, Muslims, and reproductive rights. That is a deal-breaker for me.

    6. Re:No. by SlippyToad · · Score: 0

      Because the media and GOP only refer to Paul's supporters with loaded words like "army"

      I prefer "Jackbooted thug" myself. But that's only because I saw how Rand Paul's staff comported themselves here in Kentucky. Like jackbooted thugs. Like son, like father I assume.

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    7. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Good, he's a nutjob.

      Ron Paul wants to define life as starting at conception, build a fence along the US-Mexico border, prevent the Supreme Court from hearing cases on the Establishment Clause or the right to privacy, permitting the return of sodomy laws and the like (a bill which he has repeatedly re-introduced), pull out of the UN, disband NATO, end birthright citizenship, deny federal funding to any organization which "which presents male or female homosexuality as an acceptable alternative life style or which suggest that it can be an acceptable life style" along with destroying public education and social security, and abolish the Federal Reserve in order to put America back on the gold standard. He was also the sole vote against divesting US federal government investments in corporations doing business with the genocidal government of the Sudan.

      Oh, and he believes that the Left is waging a war on religion and Christmas, he's against gay marriage, is against the popular vote, opposes the Civil Rights Act of 1964, wants the estate tax repealed, is STILL making racist remarks, believes that the Panama Canal should be the property of the United States, and believes in New World Order conspiracy theories, not to mention his belief that the International Baccalaureate program is UN mind control.

    8. Re:No. by anagama · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll vote for Obama over those guys; as much as he fucking pisses me off, at least he's not at war with gays, Muslims, and reproductive rights. That is a deal-breaker for me.

      That's inaccurate.

      War with Muslims:
      http://nothingchanged.org/obama_and_muder_of_innocents_by_drone.html

      Related topics include attempting to undermine the cluster bomb treaty:
      http://nothingchanged.org/obama_loves_to_cluster_bomb_innocent_people.html

      Plan B is interesting in that a person with a Masters in Public Administration from the U. of Kansas overruled the head of the FDA and her Harvard medical degree.
      http://nothingchanged.org/obama_hates_birth_control.html

      Obama has argued in court for every constitution shredding policy of the Bush administration and added a few of his own, like due process free execution.

      Obama is as evil as Bush was and what is worse, because he is democrat nobody pretends to be ticked off anymore. All Obama has done has take the radical crap Bush did at make it the new normal.

      Obama, change you can believe in if you live in a neocon's wet dream.

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      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
    9. Re:No. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Ron Paul wants to define life as starting at conception, build a fence along the US-Mexico border, prevent the Supreme Court from hearing cases on the Establishment Clause or the right to privacy, permitting the return of sodomy laws and the like (a bill which he has repeatedly re-introduced), pull out of the UN, disband NATO, end birthright citizenship, deny federal funding to any organization which "which presents male or female homosexuality as an acceptable alternative life style or which suggest that it can be an acceptable life style" along with destroying public education and social security, and abolish the Federal Reserve in order to put America back on the gold standard. He was also the sole vote against divesting US federal government investments in corporations doing business with the genocidal government of the Sudan.

      The other Republican candidates could live with most of this (maybe not abolishing the Fed or disbanding NATO).

    10. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some issues outweigh others. For instance, Obama's policy of due process free execution is about the most frightening thing possible. The implications are tremendous, not only in that it completely ignores the supreme law of America (Constitution), but when coupled with Obama's signature on the due process free indefinite detention statute, also a violation of the Constitution, it should be self-evident that we are on the road to despotism.

      So, if I had to choose between a candidate who was a retard on social issues, and one who was a retard on due proccess free execution or detention, I'd choose the first retard because you can't fight about social issues if you are dead or in a gulag.

    11. Re:No. by artor3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obama ended DADT, dropped all federal support for DOMA -- not at war with gays.

      Obama doesn't villainize Muslims the way the Republicans do. The fact that he uses drones to attack the Taliban is irrelevant, as they aren't true Muslims, just murderers and thugs using religion as an excuse. It is sad that innocent bystanders occasionally get killed, but if you think Obama is murdering those people, you're insane.

      Obama ended torture, and would have closed Gitmo had not the Congressional Republicans blocked his every attempt. Thank the cowardice of the American people, refusing to let the big bad terrorist be locked up on our own soil for that one.

      Obama has supported abortion rights and helped protect Planned Parenthood from going the way of ACORN. The fact that he didn't allow the morning after pill to be sold to minors without parental knowledge is something that only the most extreme left-wingers would fixate on. Remember this: if one more conservative gets appointed to the court, Roe v Wade will be overturned. If you care about reproductive rights, you have to vote Democratic for president every single time.

      Yes, things aren't perfect. But they're a hell of a lot better. Burning down the country by putting the GOP in charge is the worst thing you could possibly do, and I can't help but think that groups like the one you keep citing are Republican plants intended to discourage liberals and get people to give up on democracy so that they can continue looting the country.

    12. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most of the things in the first paragraph would be great. But he wants to deny federal funding to most things not just those that are for acceptable life styles. The FED is the reason for the middle class shrinking. Learn some economics and I'm not talking about Paul "I can't predict a thing" Krugman who advocated the housing bubble. http://blog.mises.org/10153/krugman-did-cause-the-housing-bubble/ Going to a gold standard and ending fractional reserve banking prevents the government from stealing purchasing power without taxes.

      On to paragraph two. He may be against most of those things but he supports killing them at the Federal level and allowing states to decide. Honestly, I don't care what your views are until you try to *force* them upon me. And that is exactly what The State does. They have monopoly powers on force, murder, and theft. If you want to support something, put *your* money where your mouth is, not mine.

    13. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about Obama's expansion of the TSA, everyone's favorite government-sanctioned rape gang.

      I used to be proud of being American, but not anymore. Now I just want to leave. Wright was right after all: God damn America.

    14. Re:No. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      Ron Paul IS a republican so these statements saying that if he wins the republicans will be upset are ridiculous.

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    15. Re:No. by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      For one thing, any way you can post links that aren't from a site named nothingchanged.org? I mean, I'm not positive, but something is telling me they're not an unbiased source...

      Anyway, how is that different than any Republican candidate (with the exception of Ron Paul)? You think that Newt or Mitt or Rick or (God Forbid) Michele is going to do any different at all in that regard? You think the drone strikes are just gonna stop? Come on.

      They both may be similar on 90% of the issues, but the 10% that's remaining is the retarded "Christian Nation" morality bullshit. They're more worried about making sure gay people aren't going to get married and women aren't getting abortions than almost any other issues, based on how often you hear them go back to those points over and over and over again at every Republican debate (and I've watched all the big ones).

      And "nobody pretends to be ticked off anymore?" What the hell are you talking about? There are countless articles and op-ed pieces, penned by liberals, talking about how disgusted they are with Obama. Why do you think Ron Paul is doing so well in the polls? He is literally the only candidate that isn't saying the exact same shit as all the rest of them. Watch the GOP debates, they all agree for the most part, they argue about minutia.

      Believe me, I know that both parties are absolutely corrupt and broken. I don't want to vote for Obama, I really don't. But what other choice do I have? Unless, by some miracle, Ron Paul gets the nomination, I have no other realistic option. I can write in R.P., I guess, but we all know that won't make a difference, so what? Give Newt or Michele a chance? Yeah, right. That's scarier than 4 more years of Obama by far...

    16. Re:No. by anagama · · Score: 1

      Obama forgave all the torturers thus making him complicit. But that's par now that we have a system where certain people are simply above the law.

      Obama doesn't villainize Muslims the way the Republicans do. The fact that he uses drones to attack the Taliban is irrelevant, as they aren't true Muslims, just murderers and thugs using religion as an excuse.

      Nice job of rationalization, that. And if you think only a handful of innocents being killed by remote control bombs is OK -- that's insane. If you think it's not, I suggest you volunteer to be an innocent bystander and see how that makes you feel.

      As for Gitmo -- it's BS to blame the GOP. Was Newt holding a gun to his head when Obama did this:

      March 2011:

      The president goes back on his campaign pledge completely. He signs an executive order to create a formal system of indefinite detention for the captives still kept at the Cuban facility.

      http://www.salon.com/2011/04/25/obama_guantanamo_rhetoric/singleton/

      Abortion is such a non-issue when we're talking about true fundamental human rights, like the right not be executed without trial or the right to a hearing where the government must prove it has a right to hold you in prison. When people are subject to due process free execution and detention, all other issues pale in comparison. None of that matters if you are dead or in a gulag.

      Obama is a neocon. Accept it and run a primary challenger.

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      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
    17. Re:No. by anagama · · Score: 1

      Of course they're all from the same site -- it's my site. If you bothered to look, you'd find all the citations you seek. It's a hassle to have to keep repeating them, so I aggregated them.

      Par.2: Obama ran in 08 as a candidate who would be different from the Mitts and Newts. He turned out to be their brother in policy however. It's very faint praise to say he's no worse than the GOP, which should be a hint at how much he sucks.

      What exactly has Obama done to avoid the christian nation thing? Nothing. In fact, look at what happened with Plan B, where Obama allowed his appointee with a MA in Public Administration to overrule the FDA and whole panel of scientists. This stems from the same case BTW, wherein a federal judge excoriated the Bush administration for using politics instead of science to base its decisions. Indeed, Obama seems just as intent on perpetuating and financing myth as anyone: http://www.whitehouse.gov/the_press_office/ObamaAnnouncesWhiteHouseOfficeofFaith-basedandNeighborhoodPartnerships

      Nobody pretends to be ticked off: Marty Lederman ripped the Bush administration hard for using secret legal memos to support due process free detention. Now that he is part of the White House legal team, Marty Lederman is WRITING secret legal memos to support due process free execution. http://www.salon.com/2011/10/09/the_awlaki_memo_and_marty_lederman/singleton/

      If the Democrats really cared about civil liberties, little ones like the right to not be killed without trial or incarcerated without trial, they would be calling for Obama's blood. Because they are not, I can only conclude that their support of civil rights is a campaign issue when engaging the GOP and nothing else at all.

      As for your last paragraph, there are not two parties. There is one party, with two faces, to trick people like you into voting for its candidates. That way, nothing changes.

      Vote for a third party candidate of your choice. Winning isn't the only thing that voting is for. If enough people voice dissatisfaction, it will inject new issues into the mainstream consciousness, which may in itself be enough to cause change even without an electoral victory. But voting for Anthrax because you hate Ebola, or vice-versa, does nothing. Absolutely nothing at all and is the dumbest choice you can make. Choose to resist, not suck it up.

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      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
    18. Re:No. by flyingsquid · · Score: 2

      But the Iowa caucus will say they did if Ron Paul ends up winning.

      So in other words, you're saying that the idea of Ron Paul winning isn't just improbable, it's not even remotely believable? Personally, I find that reassuring. Libertarianism is basically a sociopathic belief system; it takes fundamentally sociopathic qualities such as lack of concern for other human beings and excessive regard for the self and then extols them as virtues. If you want to believe you don't have any responsibility to society, that you're better than everyone else, and that everyone is just a parasite holding you back... fine, you have the right to do that. But don't expect us to vote for you. And don't bitch and whine when we don't. Libertarianism is all about people acting in their own self-interest, right? Well, maybe people look at Libertarian candidates and say, "it is not in my self interest to vote for this guy."

    19. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're a gay, you've got nothing to hide.
      Most of the things you've stated as arguments don't fucking matter.

    20. Re:No. by pclminion · · Score: 1

      The fact that he uses drones to attack the Taliban is irrelevant, as they aren't true Muslims, just murderers and thugs using religion as an excuse.

      No true Scotsman... That type of argument has been and will always be, bullshit.

      Also, you feel comfortable making a determination as to whether a given person is "truly" a member of a given religion, something that would be immediately recognized as ignorant and bigoted had you done it in any other context. Even if you yourself are a Muslim, Islam is so fractured and ambiguous that you're still taking ridiculous liberties in making such a statement.

    21. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop making up idiotic nonsense.

    22. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they're not. Without going into details, Paul is basically a libertarian running on the Republican ticket instead of the Libertarian one. The Republican establishment does not want someone like that winning, for both ideological reasons (they're not libertarians by a long shot) and practical ones (certain statements he's made would doom him in the general election).

    23. Re:No. by Magius_AR · · Score: 1

      Libertarianism is basically a sociopathic belief system; it takes fundamentally sociopathic qualities such as lack of concern for other human beings and excessive regard for the self and then extols them as virtues.

      Except you don't understand that socialism is just as much sociopathic (ifnot moreso) by saying all human beings are selfish assholes that won't lift a finger to help the less fortunate unless we take money from them at gunpoint and deliver it personally. In fact, even by the textbook definition (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder), sociopathic behavior deals with disregarding rights. -- in fact, DSM-IV #7 ("lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another;") is an almost perfect characterization of people who rationalize sticking it to the rich in the form of taxes. As always, the only difference between what one views as evil and the other views as evil is perspective.

    24. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, the level of incorrect and flat out false statements in this paragraph is mind boggling.... Please stop talking till you have a clue what you are talking about and if you think you already have a clue, dump all your current news sources for feeding you false information, get new ones that are actually news sources and then come back later.

      Captcha: Plague
      Seems kinda suiting for the level of people who seem to spout this stuff but ignorance can spread like a plague......

    25. Re:No. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      One thing I don't understand is why the Republicans haven't kicked Ron Paul out of the Republican party by now. He stands for very little that Republicans stand for, and it's pretty clear they don't like him much. Plus, he openly endorsed a non-Republican for President in 2008 (the Constitution Party candidate if I recall correctly).

    26. Re:No. by cnxsoft · · Score: 1

      Libertarianism implies than private citizen can do charity if they want, and it's not the role of the government to be a gigantic (and inefficient) charity. Taxes will be lower, you would end up with more money for yourself, which you can use as you wish: buy much stuff for yourself, give it to charity, organize your own private fund to save poor banks... whatever..

    27. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're quite busy aren't you?

  2. The real story here... by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Iowa has electricity and computers? You really can make anything out of corn.

    1. Re:The real story here... by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 1

      Funny.

      I'm sure Robert Noyce would find that funny as well. He and I graduated from the same high school. Yes, in Iowa.

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    2. Re:The real story here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you walk through the corn fields, you'll discover that we even have a Google data center as well as a Microsoft data center.

    3. Re:The real story here... by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Iowa has electricity and computers? You really can make anything out of corn.

      LOL you're more correct that you know. Oldest trick in the book is subsidized growers turn 10 barrels of diesel into a big pile of unneeded corn, they you gotta do "something" with it lest the state be buried under corncobs, so you burn it to get the energy equivalent of burning 2 barrels of oil worth of steam to generate electricity. Along with environmental degradation due to topsoil loss, pesticide and fertilizer overapplication, etc. Its amazing how one industry simultaneously wastes both tax money, crude oil, and edible food.

      You can also turn corn oil into biodiesel. I like cooking with corn oil, smells OK and frys up tastily. Good enough smoke point too.

      Computers are mostly by weight plastic, and at least some plastics are made from corn byproducts, so theoretically some of your computer is probably corn.

      Then a little off topic but not too far, lots of corn gets turned into corn syrup, which gets turned into energy drinks, which combined with electricity is turned into computer software using carbon based /. reading bioreactors.

      Corn is really a very versatile feedstock for chemical engineers. You'd be surprised, pretty much if you can make it out of crude oil, given an infinite supply of free subsidized corn and an infinite supply of energy from burning free subsidized corn, you can make the same product out of corn.

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    4. Re:The real story here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iowa, Someday someone is going to be able to explain to me how the hell that state got so much sway in our Presidential election process.

      And to hear Iowan's talk about the candidates - they believe what they say and that they'll follow through with their promises after the election. It apparently never occurred to them that the candidates say anything to get elected. It's obvious to us, but not to them. Unfortunately, they're the ones who pick the candidates and the rest of the country is stuck with voting within a pool of liars, cheats, morons, and scum of humanity - all because the people of one state.

    5. Re:The real story here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The British Royal Family has already decided that Mitt Romney will be the next president of the American Colony.

    6. Re:The real story here... by arogier · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Normally New Hampshire disagrees with Iowa, so they don't get to pick nominees on their own. It's just that they get to pick one of the two candidates that will be viable for the rest of the slugfest.

      Iowans aren't the simpletons that they are often portrayed as. Maybe they aren't Masters of the Universe, but they know what the game is and the game is to milk every candidate for as much as they can. The most they have done so far this election cycle as far as picking candidates is bleed the Bachmann campaign dry, which I wouldn't class as a negative outcome. Mittens isn't my candidate, but he knows that Iowa knows they game and only started making a real effort once the other candidates beat each other to hell.

    7. Re:The real story here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The electronic computer was invented in Iowa. Or at least that's what my advisor kept telling me to keep me in the Computer Science department.

      http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa050898.htm

    8. Re:The real story here... by datavirtue · · Score: 3, Funny

      They are both in the same barn.

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    9. Re:The real story here... by butchersong · · Score: 1

      So... you visited a city in Iowa and it was a relatively nice place but the entire rest of the state -the majority of which you've never seen- is a hell hole.

    10. Re:The real story here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck is picking your asshole in Iowa a "tour of duty"? You talk like you got sent to fucking 'Nam.

    11. Re:The real story here... by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      I've been to Decorah, he speaks the truth :)

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    12. Re:The real story here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is really obvious that you have not spent any time in Iowa. I actually live in Ames and yes it is an awesome city. You seem to think that most people in Iowa are crazy bible thumping morons. FYI, you can find those type of people in and everywhere else. Contrary to your beliefs, people here do have electricity, technology and the first digital electronic computer the ABC computer was invented here. You may not know this, but Iowa is a popular place for data centers and other large companies. Google is building a data center around somewhere, many backup companies choose this place due to stable geology and low risk of attack. Also rest of our "Hell Hole" state is dedicated to feeding you, corn, soy, pork, cattle and many other things.

      I would chose to live in this hell hole any day, especially with the way this world is going. I will have the ability to live off of our great soil and hunt the overpopulated white tail dear while you starve to death in some high rise building.

      Back on Topic.

      This thing with anonymous is getting ridiculous. They have some good ideas but some of the things they are doing are downright dumb. If they want to change the outcome of the caucus then they should go out and campaign for their candidate. Sitting in front of your computer and complaining into the Internet can only go so far.

    13. Re:The real story here... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      but the entire rest of the state -the majority of which you've never seen- is a hell hole.

      Do you need to visit the Sudan to know it's a hell-hole?

      And actually, as an avid camper and hiker and lover of driving trips, I spent a lot of time all over Iowa, especially around the lakes in the northwest, spending time in small towns, rural areas, etc. I've been to Des Moines, I've been to Cedar Rapids, Sioux City and Council Bluffs. Never been to Ankeny, so for all I know Ankeny is the Paris of the Midwest.

      Oh, I been to Dubuque, too. I know five or six nice people in Dubuque.

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    14. Re:The real story here... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      You may not know this, but Iowa is a popular place for data centers and other large companies. Google is building a data center around somewhere, many backup companies choose this place due to stable geology and low risk of attack.

      You say that as if it's a good thing.

      But I will give you this: Iowa has stable geology and low risk of attack. If I was building a data center that I never had to visit, I would totally put it in Iowa. I believe in fact that the first verse of the Iowa state song mentions its stable geology and low risk of attack.

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    15. Re:The real story here... by wganz · · Score: 1

      "free subsidized" _*IS*_ an oxymoron.

    16. Re:The real story here... by cusco · · Score: 1

      Spent a year in Des Moines one week, doing security for a client's new data center. I take a walk before going to bed every night, and the only place to walk near my hotel was an office complex. Here in Seattle every office, every cubicle, every janitor's closet, has something to make it at least slightly unique. Family pictures, posters, pyramids of empty Jolt cans, Dilbert cartoons, books, toys, whatever. Not in Des Moines. Not only was every single cubicle that I could see through the windows completely anonymous, so was every freaking office that I could see into. All the offices with doors had the same wooden desk, the same pair of visitor chairs, the same office chair. Utter and complete conformity.

      There was a detour on the way back to the airport that took me through some residential districts. Out of the several hundred houses that I passed two of them had gardens.

      And I thought growing up in northern Michigan was depressing. Holy freaking crap, what a dismal place that was.

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      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    17. Re:The real story here... by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      I am sure hackers can hack the Iowa Caucuses. All they need is a chisel and hammer. They can hack away at the stones they use as computers all day long!

  3. First Votes by jmac_the_man · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Caucuses are a bad idea to begin with. They value a better organized/paid for campaign over a better candidate. Also, why are Iowa and New Hampshire so special that they get to vote first and eliminate candidtes that may do better in other areas? The first primaries should be done on a rotating basis.

    1. Re:First Votes by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      why are Iowa and New Hampshire so special that they get to vote first and eliminate candidtes that may do better in other areas?

      They're first becuase they're first--which means they're powerful, which means you don't piss them off by trying to make them *not* first.

    2. Re:First Votes by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Caucuses are a bad idea to begin with. They value a better organized/paid for campaign over a better candidate. Also, why are Iowa and New Hampshire so special that they get to vote first and eliminate candidtes that may do better in other areas? The first primaries should be done on a rotating basis.

      The truth of it is you need a good organized campaign to win the nomination, a poorly run campaign will sink you, all the early caucuses do is let donors save their money on candidates that will not win. Most candidates will not drop out unless they are below 1%, or if their campaign was tight on money, they will stick it out until super Tuesday that is typically when 2 or 3 candidates are left. Yes Iowa, Wyoming, and New Hampshire get a bigger say in the primary but truthfully it's just to make them feel like they have a voice as they will be ignored for the next 4 years.

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    3. Re:First Votes by vlm · · Score: 2

      Caucuses are a bad idea to begin with. They value a better organized/paid for campaign over a better candidate. Also, why are Iowa and New Hampshire so special that they get to vote first and eliminate candidtes that may do better in other areas? The first primaries should be done on a rotating basis.

      Really bad idea. Its a "balance of power thing". Those states serve almost no other purpose in American politics.

      There would be incredible outcry if a politically large state got to go first and make the little states even less relevant, like CA or PA or NY or FL.

      PA / CA / FL get to shine on election day. Caucus day is when NH and IA get to shine. Only fair.

      The other problem is the candidates pander exclusively to their donors wishes, so it doesn't really matter which stuffed suit, from either party "wins", all of us who are not multinational corporations will "lose". Neither the primaries nor the elections will have any real effect on American politics, the average american is in no way represented by the american government.

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    4. Re:First Votes by Hatta · · Score: 4, Informative

      There would be incredible outcry if a politically large state got to go first and make the little states even less relevant, like CA or PA or NY or FL.

      It's this kind of comment that demonstrates how undemocratic our system is. One person, one vote should be the law of the land. If that were the case, what size state you live in would be irrelevant.

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    5. Re:First Votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      There would be incredible outcry if a politically large state got to go first and make the little states even less relevant, like CA or PA or NY or FL.

      It's this kind of comment that demonstrates how undemocratic our system is. One person, one vote should be the law of the land. If that were the case, what size state you live in would be irrelevant.

      Our system is quite democratic. But what you (and many others) seem to forget is that we don't have one system, we have fifty. Each state holds it's own election -- not for president, though, but for the slate of people who will represent the state in the electoral collage. They're the ones who elect the president, not you.

      Now most states "bind" the electors such that they're forced to vote for whichever presidential candidate's slate gets the most votes in the state, so to make it "easier" these days the ballot just lists the presidential candidate instead of the people pledging to vote in the electoral collage for that candidate. I'm sure it's just a side effect that the ballot being that way makes people think they're voting for the president, when they're not. So yes, state elections for the electoral college are democratic, but so what? This country wasn't supposed to be a democracy anyway, it was supposed to be a republic.

    6. Re:First Votes by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Caucuses are a bad idea to begin with. They value a better organized/paid for campaign over a better candidate. Also, why are Iowa and New Hampshire so special that they get to vote first and eliminate candidtes that may do better in other areas? The first primaries should be done on a rotating basis.

      They favor the more dedicated voters in each party, since caucusing requires more time and effort than voting in a primary.

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    7. Re:First Votes by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      The interesting aspect of starting in smaller states is that in order to win in smaller states, candidates generally have to do more face-to-face politicking. That means the candidates have to talk more, and the money talks less, than in other places. That makes it easier to find and vote against the real dopes. Which is why George W Bush had his butt handed to him back in 2000 by John McCain in NH.

      As far as caucuses versus primaries, caucuses definitely take longer, but also tend to differ in their results because ideologically similar candidates don't cancel each other out as much. For instance, if most of the Bachman voters would be pretty happy with Rick Santorum, that helps Santorum in a caucus but not in a primary.

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    8. Re:First Votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really need to look at this xkcd xkcd.com/980/. In particular look at the part about political campaign funding... Everywhere prefers a better organized well funded campaign to a good candidate.

    9. Re:First Votes by Troke · · Score: 1

      Caucus day is when NH and IA get to shine.

      New Hampshire is first in the nation primary, Its not a caucus.

    10. Re:First Votes by swalve · · Score: 1

      It is. It's just that you aren't voting for the president. You are voting for who your state will vote for.

    11. Re:First Votes by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      bears repeating:

      the average american is in no way represented by the american government.

      I don't even bother trying anymore. its a rigged game. playing only makes me feel dirty.

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    12. Re:First Votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the candidate is truly better, people will still caucus for him/her regardless of the state of the organization. But of course, there really should be a high correlation between "better candidate" and ability to enlist supporters to "organize". And even primaries require a decent organization. While you are not required to show up at a specific time and instead have all day (both require a specific place) , a campaign must still have GOV (get out the vote) efforts prior to primary day. The goal is to have the most enthusiastic supporters and get 100% of them to vote.

    13. Re:First Votes by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner.

    14. Re:First Votes by cusco · · Score: 1

      That's the best explanation that I've ever read. I'll have to steal that some time.

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    15. Re:First Votes by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Each state holds it's own election -- not for president, though, but for the slate of people who will represent the state in the electoral collage. They're the ones who elect the president, not you.

      A historical mistake that we are more than half way towards obviating.

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    16. Re:First Votes by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner.

      Fortunately we in the USA live in a constitutional democracy, which means that the two wolves can vote for mutton as often as they like but their legislation will be thrown out as unconstitutional.

      (Of course, if you have three wolves and a sheep, the wolves might be able to amend the constitution to allow sheep slaughter... then all bets are off ;^))

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  4. Request? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is the title a request or a challenge?

    1. Re:Request? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is the title a request or a challenge?

      It's an indication of just how bad the Republican field for 2012 really is. There is such widespread disgust for the current crop of GOP candidates, where even the frontrunner can't break 25%, in a year where the average Republican would walk 500 miles just for the opportunity to vote against this sitting president. The Republicans are begging for someone who's not Mitt Romney, to the point where people who aren't even invited to Republicans' 4th of July cookouts are taking a turn at the lead of the pack. It's like when kids are playing baseball and the two team captains are picking sides and there are only spazzes left and the kid who's the neighbor of one of the captains, whose mom is always trying go get them to play together, the spaz is waving his hand saying, "Ooh ooh! Pick me! Pick me!" and the team captain refuses to make eye contact, looking anywhere but at the spaz as if someone who knows how to field a grounder is standing just out of sight.

      That's how bad the GOP field is. Mitt Romney is that spaz and this story of the supposed "hacker attack" on the Iowa Caucuses is just a way of creating plausible deniability when either a spaz or some other two-headed circus freak wins the thing. It's the only way they'll be able to explain it to themselves.

      I just can't imagine what's running through Jon Huntsman's head right about now. A relatively normal, reasonable guy who just refuses to put on the size 22 shoes and red nose that his party seems to require since it went crazy due to there being a black guy in the White House.

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    2. Re:Request? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Yeah, in the one Republican candidate debate I watched, Jon Huntsman (and Ron Paul!) seemed like the relatively sane ones

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    3. Re:Request? by repapetilto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The last one was my first real exposure to Romney... He just seemed like a nothing. The republican version of Obama, trying to associate himself with hopeful ideals rather than any kind of policy (his advisors think we are all idiots). If he is nominated it will be a joke. Really, I know of no actual person (who not a talking head or politician) who is excited at all about him. Hes like the "company man" or something. Groomed for this job and paid his dues to whoever is pulling the strings. Really it just creeps me out. The more I see, I realize the president doesn't matter so much in the big scheme of things anyway though.

    4. Re:Request? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting AC to not lose mods.

      I'm super excited about Mitt Romney (and there are many people who are - maybe not in your social circles but certainly in mine). I think Republicans would be stupid to not pick him. He's a right leaning centrist (regardless of how he sounds during campaigning, that is his record) who has demonstrated economic, political, and social effectiveness. He showed that he is able to work as a Republican in a highly Democrat state (MA); the MA legislature is around 80% Democrat and Romney was still able to get (Republican) things done. In contrast, Pres. Obama had nearly a Democrat super-majority in Congress and all he did was sit around blaming Pres. Bush and not doing anything.

      If Romney is a company man then he is the one pulling the strings. Romney is a great candidate with a proven positive track record.

    5. Re:Request? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mitt Romney is that spaz...and so is Ron Paul.

    6. Re:Request? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Ironically, Romney's centrist/compromise positions/actions might be a liability with extremist primary voters

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    7. Re:Request? by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I see. Thank you for your feedback. As I said, my current opinion is based off a few radio interviews and then the last debate.

      A problem for me is that when I hear centrist, it sounds like "kick the can down the road". Also, what exactly is he going to "get done"... some vague "rightish" things? I still don't know after reading your post.

  5. Already been done without any hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This year the GOP primary rules have changed to assign delegates proportionally instead of winner-take-all. This makes it much harder to get 50% of the delegates and win the nomination through the actual vote. Instead we'll likely end up with a brokered convention where the party leaders will elect whomever they want. This can effectively remove "undesirable" candidates whom the people want but the party doesn't (meaning Ron Paul).

    1. Re:Already been done without any hacking by arogier · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly a brokered convention wasn't necessary for Obama to trump Hilary as the Democrats used proportional representation in 2008.

      In a brokered convention the most Ron Paul would be able to do is pledge his committed delegates to another candidate, provided the pledged delegates agree. Perry will probably be in a similar situation. What those delegates would probably do is support the not-Paul and not-Romney candidate. Huntsman will probably run on the Americans elect ticket turning the Charm up to 11 while being so economically conservative Paul would look like Kim Jung Il, Gary Johnson will run on the libertarian ticket as the marijuana candidate, the greens will put up a nobody, and Obama wins on the democratic ticket.

    2. Re:Already been done without any hacking by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      I think that Perry, Bachman, and Santorum have already assumed that either Romney or Gingrich is going to win and they are basically designing their campaigns around that fact. Since Gingrich, and esp. Romney is seen as being weak on the "culture warrior" front, those 3 have essentially made being the culture shogun their one and only campaign message.

    3. Re:Already been done without any hacking by arogier · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bachmann and Santorum were probably resigned to that when they entered, but Perry entered with the expectation of winning. Perry actually started the flavor of the month trend by knocking off Bachmann. For Perry the culture war isn't his message so much as the thing he was pushed into resorting to as his last agonal breaths before quitting after the South Carolina primary in a dignified manner. Entering the campaign Perry's message was simply "Texas, Fuck Yeah". Seeing 2000 and 2004 along with Texas's attempts to brand itself as America Plus, it wasn't and unrealistic expectation or strategy. It was just a dumb one.

    4. Re:Already been done without any hacking by swalve · · Score: 1

      I agree- they are running for a cabinet post at this point, I think.

    5. Re:Already been done without any hacking by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly a brokered convention wasn't necessary for Obama to trump Hilary as the Democrats used proportional representation in 2008.

      The issue never appeared before the convention. Hilary made a deal with Obama and dropped out. She could of forced the issue at the convention but it would of resulted in a split in the party.

    6. Re:Already been done without any hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      but why would Obama pick any of these guys for his cabinet?

  6. YES !! NO !! MAYBE !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wait until it happens, then it MIGHT be a story, if it's another super slow week here slashdot !!

  7. Re:it's the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    umm... this is the republican primary. wrong election dumb ass

  8. Sorry Ron Paul by GeneralTurgidson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Republican party will make sure you don't receive the nomination.

    1. Re:Sorry Ron Paul by MrDoh! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But if he does, they can blame it on some anonymous hackers.

      Which of course it must be if (insertRandomCandidateHere) wins.

      It's a bit of a waste though, everyone knows they save the real hacking for the final tally counts to decide president, not this early stage. Maybe the GOP are just upset 4chan peeps are going to decide the next president and not Karl Rove?

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    2. Re:Sorry Ron Paul by arogier · · Score: 1

      There isn't a chance for Rove or 4chan to decide the president in 2012. Rove isn't endorsing primary candidates so much as eliminating them and there are too many olds for 4chan to take it to the convention.

    3. Re:Sorry Ron Paul by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      If he doesn't, then you shouldn't be sorry for him.
      Be sorry for the world.

    4. Re:Sorry Ron Paul by butchersong · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile today the administration announces that they will be seeking an additional 1.2T dollars increase in the debt ceiling. That's what.. like 5000 additional dollars per citizen not that it matters at this point. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/27/us-usa-treasury-debt-idUSTRE7BQ0KU20111227 It amazes me that the republican leadership thinks anyone cares about social issues. Speaking as a republican (for now) give me a bigamist-lesbian-muslim canidate with a firm position on personal liberty and limited federal government and I'll vote for them...

    5. Re:Sorry Ron Paul by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      One can only hope he doesn't get it. If you think Obama was bad? Paul will be worse.

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    6. Re:Sorry Ron Paul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because the status quo has work so well for us thus far. It's like me saying "Your post makes sense if you don't really research anything."

      I love how people want to discount Ron Paul as a nut job because he wants to return power to the states, power that ALL the states once had and were very effective with, but are a little short on facts to back the claims. Funny that most times it's the same people that were so disgusted by the whole birth certificate deal, yet they have about the same amount of evidence in this case and it a lock according to them.

    7. Re:Sorry Ron Paul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seen the rest of the Republican field?

  9. Easiest way to end voter fraud by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Punish it for what it is: an attempted coup. Maybe this shouldn't count as "real voter fraud," but in general, democratic societies ought to punish organized voter fraud as a form of "attempting to overthrow the government." If the federal government were to hang a few people for attempting to systematically defraud the electorate, I think you'd see a lot fewer people willing to engage in the practice.

    1. Re:Easiest way to end voter fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Punish it for what it is: an attempted coup. Maybe this shouldn't count as "real voter fraud," but in general, democratic societies ought to punish organized voter fraud as a form of "attempting to overthrow the government." If the federal government were to hang a few people for attempting to systematically defraud the electorate, I think you'd see a lot fewer people willing to engage in the practice.

      Here are a few:

      How the GOP Rules America: Voter Suppression and Political Apartheid
      http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/yellow/36325/how-the-gop-rules-america-voter-suppression-and-political-apartheid

      Patterns of Touch Screen Voting Machine Fraud Identified and Documented in Florida, Ohio, New Mexico and Elsewhere in 2004
      http://www.flcv.com/fraudpat.html

      Republican voter suppression: Maria’s Story
      http://horsesass.org/?p=39248

      New Requirements Under HB 2067 (Voter Suppression Law)
      http://www.sunfloweract.org/hb2067new
      (in short, birth certificate based voter ID tends to disenfranchise elderly voters who were born at a time when birth certificates were not routinely issued -- even Ronald Reagan's bitch certificate was created many years after the fact)

      Map of voter ID requirements:
      http://www.ncsl.org/?tabid=16602

    2. Re:Easiest way to end voter fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two wrongs don't make a right, but where were you when it was the democrats destroying the vote?

    3. Re:Easiest way to end voter fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes and the other side isn't guilty of making dead people vote either.... Or busing people in to vote out of district or voter registration fraud.....

      Or encouraging Illegal Aliens to vote.

      BOTH SIDES are equally corrupt but in different methods and execution of that corruption.

    4. Re:Easiest way to end voter fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey left-wing partisan, can you please tell me what a bitch certificate is?

    5. Re:Easiest way to end voter fraud by Hentes · · Score: 1

      That only works when fraudsters are actually getting caught.

    6. Re:Easiest way to end voter fraud by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      The last big shady insecure voting machine company scandal was at a company led by a major Republican supporter. This call toward Anonymous is simple misdirection, like a magician making you look at the thing he's pointing to so you miss where the action is at. The most likely cause of US voting fraud are the corrupt and heavily financed members of the major parties, who are frantically trying to preserve the status quo right now. And they're surely not going to vote to hang themselves.

  10. Important activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting. This could have a larger more profound impact than all the Occupy movements combined, if enough people are involved.

  11. Iowa's Importance? by chill · · Score: 1

    Iowa and New Hampshire, small population states that they are, are legends of importance only in their own minds.

    If Ron Paul's organizational ability holds true to form, Iowa and their caucuses will be overrun by his supporters and he will win. Iowa will then get to see how much their "first in the nation" predictor factor means in places like California, New York, Florida and Illinois where Paul has a less broad appeal.

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    1. Re:Iowa's Importance? by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Iowa will then get to see how much their "first in the nation" predictor factor means in places like California, New York, Florida and Illinois where Paul has a less broad appeal.

      It seems to me that if the past few months have shown anything, it's that the Republican voters are searching desperately for a candidate that can excite people and beat Obama. That's why such wunderkinds as Newt Gingrich, Herman Cain, and even Donald freaking Trump have all had their day at the top of the polls... Republicans will support any not-Romney with a pulse at this point, at least until that person proves him/herself to be too incompetent to run a successful campaign.

      Based on that, it seems perfectly plausible to me that a Paul victory in Iowa could well make him the nominee... he has the two necessary qualities: (1) he's not a complete disaster(*), and (2) he's not Mitt Romney.

      (*) assuming he doesn't self-destruct like all the other flavors-of-the-week have done so far, of course

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  12. The real question by assertation · · Score: 1, Informative

    is do hackers need to? The Republican candidates themselves seem to be disrupting the whole affair by being a clown show.

  13. Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why should the Iowa primary have verifiable paper ballots, so results can't be changed, and then have the entire main U.S. election be electronic with questionable machines that can be?

    1. Re:Ironic by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why should the Iowa primary have verifiable paper ballots, so results can't be changed, and then have the entire main U.S. election be electronic with questionable machines that can be?

      Not the exact answer to what you asked, but relevent to the question anyway:

      Iowa's party-candidate-selection-system is a caucus, run by the parties. It is not a primary and is not run by the state. You gather at someone's house, rented hall, community center or wherever your party arranged for your precinct, cast a ballot and sit around arguing for your candidate(s) until someone gets a majority.

      Caucuses seem to favor the most dedicated party members' votes, since it requires a bigger commitment from the voter than a primary.

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    2. Re:Ironic by trout007 · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure where you vote but where I live in Florida we use an optical scan ballot. This is a paper ballot that gets scanned at the polling place and checked for under/over votes then counted. The paper ballots are fed directly out of the scanner into a locked box. They can be validated in the future if needed.

      I like this system the best because there is only one machine required per polling place but you can have dozens of people actually filling in ballots in booths made with cheap little privacy screens. This keeps the costs down.

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    3. Re:Ironic by trum4n · · Score: 1

      Because it's not about candidates. It's about parties.

    4. Re:Ironic by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      This is how they do it in Wisconsin as well, although February's GOP primary here will be the first time I've ever voted in a primary election in this state before. Still, I would assume that the methods are similar.

    5. Re:Ironic by cusco · · Score: 1

      Two points, first that the optical scan machines are at least as easily hacked as the touchscreen ones, and second that almost everywhere the physical ballots can only be inspected with a court order obtainable only with actual evidence of wrongdoing. If 1000 people claim to have voted for Pherd Farkle in a precinct that went 9,999 to 1 for Fleegal Beagle there is no way to check the paper ballots to see what actually happened. BTW, malfunction of the scanner is not normally considered sufficient cause to generate the court order either. Know what a 'recount' in that situation entails? They log into the local server and look at the screen and say, "Yep, Beagle got 9,999 votes and Farkle only got 1."

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  14. Early primaries are undemocratic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iowa does not deserve the influence it has over the presidential politics nor do any of the early primary states. All states should vote on the same day. Our electoral politics and government itself would look and work completely different if that were the case.

    1. Re:Early primaries are undemocratic by swalve · · Score: 2

      There is value in spreading the primaries out. Just like we saw with the drawn out debate season, it shakes out the "stars" and brings skeletons out of closets. It also pushes candidates who aren't thought to be legitimate by the media and the pundits, but who the people actually like, out into the open. If I remember right, Barack Obama wasn't thought to be a serious contender until he handily won the Iowa caucuses.

      It is actually a benefit that the smaller states are first- winning candidates get a lot more media attention and more vetting before the big states' primaries, but they don't get all that many delegates. If they turn out to be nutjobs, not much damage is done.

  15. Turn everyone into voting luddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If hackers do manage to get control of the voting systems the most responsible thing they could do would be to give 100% to a write-in candidate. Ralph Nader would be a good one. That would do one of two things: turn the general population into luddites when it comes to voting, or force the establishment into truly securing the electronic voting system.

  16. Our system was never designed democratic by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

    The US is, and always has been, a Constitutional Federal Republic. It was never designed as a direct democracy and indeed has many provisions to prevent such a thing. The Constitution itself is one such thing. It is an undemocratic document. It is specifically designed to be hard to alter. You can't just have 50%+1 people vote to alter it, the process requires a much greater majority, and puts power in the hands ultimately of the states, not the people or the federal government.

    I know that "undemocratic" is supposed to be a scare word that gets people to agree with you but when you look at things logically you discover that the US was never designed to be a direct democracy. Also looking at the way some things have gone, you can see how maybe that is a good thing. Something to be said for the fact that a simple majority of people can't just dictate to the minority how things will be done.

    So yes, the American system isn't democratic, it is republican. Not in the sense of the political parties, but in the sense of the systems of government. It has a strong democratic tradition, more than many republics, but it is still a republic. What's more it is a republic of independent states meaning that there is a level of state autonomy.

    If you don't like it that's fine but then what you have to propose is a constitutional amendment to more or less eliminate large parts of the Constitution. The only way the system could become a direct democracy would be to first alter the way the government works to a large degree and second to remove this super legal document that sits above other laws.

    Such a thing could be done, but you are going to need to convince a lot of people, takes 75% of the states to amend the Constitution.

    1. Re:Our system was never designed democratic by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      Something to be said for the fact that a simple majority of people can't just dictate to the minority how things will be done.

      neither approach works. why defend one that is broken?

      mob mentality does not work (true democracy where each person has 1 vote). representative does not work, either; we send people to vote on our behalf and what happens? they line their own pockets.

      I'm open to ideas on what MIGHT work; but to say that one or the other is better is absurd.

      so far, I can't see ANY system of man-governing-man to be stable over time and to be fair, short- and long-term.

      my conclusion is that man is not able to govern himself. all we can do is install power one place, watch it go bad and then try to argue for an oscillation to the other state (then complain about that one).

      there is no solution. mankind is not manageable.

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    2. Re:Our system was never designed democratic by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      I know this will sound crazy, but I think the problem is campaigning. We should get rid of it. Think about it. How would you vote for a candidate if they didn't campaign and plaster all media outlets with their garbage 2 years ahead of the actual election? You would be forced to vote for people you personally know and interact with. You would have to know something about their actual character and record of public service, not just what they say about themselves (or their opponents say about them). I think this would go a long way toward improving the electoral process and reducing the influence of large money donors in government. And it would have the side effect of forcing representatives to spend more time working in their districts, listening to public concerns, instead of just doing quick stop tours and catering to campaign donors at fundraiser dinners.

    3. Re:Our system was never designed democratic by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well the wrinkle is that you can't get rid of campaigning without also getting rid of free speech.

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    4. Re:Our system was never designed democratic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how Slashdotters would vote. The other 99% of the population would either stay home or (worse) vote for the first name on the ballot or something.

    5. Re:Our system was never designed democratic by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Plenty of restrictions to free speech have been upheld by the judiciary. Considering we are talking about public office here, not private enterprise, I don't see why it would be unacceptable to restrict the actions of candidates seeking it. But perhaps you don't have to be quite so explicit. A modification of campaign finance laws would get you most of the way there. The only reason candidates campaign the way they do is because they can raise hundreds of millions of dollars from undisclosed sources to do it. If they were limited to something more reasonable, say the annual income of an average middle class family, I think the landscape would be quite different.

    6. Re:Our system was never designed democratic by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      You're just wrong. Candidates can't accept huge unlimited donations, and haven't been able to do so for a very long time. Most of the campaign money raised is not by the candidate but by third parties to advocate for the candidate - so-called "soft" money. Unless you are willing to abandon free speech principles to the point that you are willing to make political advocacy a crime, the interested money will find a means to effect advocacy.

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    7. Re:Our system was never designed democratic by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      Call it what you want, but the amount that candidates raise (through their PAC or otherwise) during the run up to the primary is often a huge factor in determining whether they will be viable in a race. You obviously can't restrict the free speech of an individual. But PACs are already legally distinguished groups. They can be (and are) regulated. The Supreme Court has just made it more difficult with respect to corporate donations.

  17. Re:it's the by swalve · · Score: 1

    You don't understand. He thinks the average democrat is as weasly and conniving as he is. If he had the brains and the balls to do it, he would absolutely try to hack democratic primaries, and so he assumes that the democrats will be doing the same thing. It seems like these people are drawn to, and thus overrepresented, in the GOP.

  18. Not a Secret Ballot by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 2

    It also is not a secret ballot. So changing the vote would be harder since the people at the precint saw how people voted. It is pretty hard to change the vote later when the vote is a show of hands. Since it is not a secret ballot you are more likely to get things like voter itimidation by employers, and vote buying.

    1. Re:Not a Secret Ballot by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Informative

      It also is not a secret ballot. So changing the vote would be harder since the people at the precint saw how people voted. It is pretty hard to change the vote later when the vote is a show of hands. Since it is not a secret ballot you are more likely to get things like voter itimidation by employers, and vote buying.

      Actually, for the Iowa Republican caucus, it is a secret straw poll. In the Democratic Party caucus, supporters of candidates divide into groups based on the candidate they prefer (which would obviously not be secret). In both cases, only registered voters in the precinct are allowed to participate, but you can register on the spot.

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    2. Re:Not a Secret Ballot by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 2

      According to In 2008, some precincts used a show of hands. It looks like the rules are different for each precinct.

    3. Re:Not a Secret Ballot by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Register for now. If Ron Paul wins I suspect Iowa will join the growing trend of needing to register months in advance, require a photo ID, can only register at approved locations with populations of a certain size after giving a DNA sample and a bi-weekly drug test.

      Sorry, nm, I was looking a decade into the future if the trend continues.

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    4. Re:Not a Secret Ballot by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      According to In 2008, some precincts used a show of hands. It looks like the rules are different for each precinct.

      I quote the Iowa Republican Party website here, that states that the caucus candidate preference poll is by paper ballot.

      First, the Presidential Poll is taken. At the beginning of your precinct caucus meeting, the Caucus Chairman will call for the Presidential Preference Poll. Any Presidential candidate or candidate representative will be given the floor to speak on behalf of his or her candidate, and then ballots will be passed out for the poll. You can write your preference on the ballot and the results will be reported to both the precinct caucus and the national media.

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  19. Hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For an update on the hackers that will affect the Iowa vot check out the brad blog. The vote results unless manually checked are not correct. And not because of "hackers". Anon bought up a good topioc. Vote hacking. But machine votes are hackable no matter how the machine is made. The only verifiable vote is one counted by at least two sets of eyes, and verified by a third set of eyes. We the people of the united states say that in every third world country, Now it looks like we have to say it here also.

  20. Re:it's the by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Informative

    Libtard and Obooboo? How many hours did you spend coming up with those? Or were you hoping for something more before your mom told you to turn your light off and go to bed, you have to go look for a job tomorrow and no grocery store wants to hire an idiotic 40 year old.

  21. GOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    According to Wikipedia, "GOP may refer to: Grand Old Party, a nickname for the Republican Party of the United States"

    It would really help if this sort of thing is mentioned in the summary. US political party nicknames aren't very well-known in the Rest of the World.

  22. Also states can change their electoral system by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    While the over all system is set by the Constitution, states can change their internal system to a degree. For example you don't have to have all your electors go to whoever won the vote in your state, and indeed Maine and Nebraska don't. Some of the electors go to the overall winner, some go to whoever won various districts. Other states could so the same and change distributions to be based on districts, or maybe percentage of the total vote.

    Any changes to a state's system does not require a constitutional amendment, (it might require one to the state's Constitution though).

  23. Re:it's the by repapetilto · · Score: 1

    Ah so I see you support the welfare party over the warfare party. Literally.

  24. Huh, really? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    So...this is almost like saying that unless you can be ABSOLUTELY IRONCLAD SURE that your electronic voting system is secure, then paper ballots provide the best transparency, redundancy, and confirmatory trail of any solution?

    Ironic that they're concerned enough about reliability and security to make this move for their primary, but nobody seems to care that much about the GENERAL election.

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  25. Hello Dystopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good bye to more freedoms and hello to a well developing Orwellian dystopia. It is becoming more and more apparent that hacktivism, although starting out with good intentions, is becoming the frankenstein monster, eroding citizens' right to natural law and ignoring criminal code.

    1. Re:Hello Dystopia by colinrichardday · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't recall hacktivists running Gitmo, or waterboarding people, or renditioning them, or claiming that the AUMF authorizes the President to assassinate American citizens. Am I missing something?

  26. Here we go ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Machine: Please press your selection for the GOP nomination.

    (Press Ron Paul)

    Machine: One vote for Mitt Romney.

    (Press Ron Paul)

    Machine: Two votes for Mitt Romney.

  27. Re:it's the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    he assumes that the democrats will be doing the same thing.

    Right. Democrats never perpetrated outright voter fraud in Chicago and New York. Move along, nothing to see here.

  28. It's not the best, but it IS the least worst by argStyopa · · Score: 2

    Caucuses are a legacy from the days when communications traveled at the speed of a messenger. It was necessary for a participatory democracy to collect in small groups to select delegates to go to a nominating convention in exactly the same sense that the people selected congressmen and the states selected electors to cast votes on their behalf.

    Subsequently, it's been codified as probably the best compromise way that individuals can still have a voice in the political process.

    By the way, I'd love to hear the description of a democratic system (applicable to a country of 300+ million) that DOESN'T value a better organized/paid for campaign over the better candidate. Every one I've ever heard of does, and most have far more vulnerabilities to 'gaming' than the caucus system.

    Iowa and New Hampshire are commonly recognized as bellwether states, mythologized in American culture as representative of skeptically conservative (ie not swayed easily by whim, as opposed to Conservative) yet open minded middle-class farmers and classic New England Yankees. I doubt it's really true anymore but that's why they've been allowed to remain. Don't examine it too closely or you might catch a whiff of parochialism and more than a strong scent of racism too.

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  29. Show of hands by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Seems to me if everyone raises their hands on camera, it would be much more trustworthy than "lol.. whoops - we just found 7000 votes on *insert_media_here* that got misplaced. We'll be sure to add those to the recount"*

    Sure, pics can be doctored up too but it's a bit harder to do when there are multiple copies. Especially if anyone/everyone observing is able to take a picture.

    [*] - http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2011/04/07/whoa_prosser_gains_7,381_votes_after_computer_error_is_fixed

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    1. Re:Show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... but... the missing votes were for the republican candidate! This can't be. Everyone knows only republicans game the system.

    2. Re:Show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point of fact: those votes were never misplaced, and were properly reported to the media by the municipality at the same time they were transmitted to the county. It was the county worker who failed to compile them properly and reported an erroneously low number. At no point were those votes ever "found." Also, contra the other replier, they were not all Republican votes. Also, this was fully investigated by the mostly-Democratic Governmental Accountibility Board and determined to be accurate and supported. So, overall, it is a poor example of what you are arguing, if facts matter to you.

  30. Here's a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The process just needs to be more transparent. Right now, we vote, then later, we read about who won.

    When you vote, you need to receive a voting receipt, including an anonymous voter identifier. The results need to be posted on a public website where you can actually see your vote being counted up along with everyone else's. This ensures that your vote gets counted correctly.

    Now, the only problem is to make sure fake votes aren't added. For that, each voting location needs to display, at all times, a big public count of the amount of people that entered the voting room.

    There, some anonymous jackass on the internet just solved the voting system. Yet, everyone acts like the problem in unsolvable. I wonder why.

  31. Re:it's the by swalve · · Score: 2

    So what? That makes it OK for the republicans to do it now?

  32. Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So here is a arrogant asshole who thinks he's pretty smart and probably calls himself an "intellectual". People read his snarky little comment and think to themselves, "hmm, these 'intellectuals' are not only not that smart, they're just plain assholes". Then, people like this jerk whine about how Americans are anti-intellectual.

    You sir, are a first class prick. Someone who undoubtedly brings misery to all those around you.

    1. Re:Asshole by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Funny

      You sir, are a first class prick.

      You pricks back in coach can only dream.

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  33. As an Iowan by rjh · · Score: 1

    Iowa and New Hampshire, small population states that they are, are legends of importance only in their own minds.

    Hi. I'm an Iowan. I'd like to point out that we're not the ones who are telling CNN to keep our caucuses in the 24/7 news cycle. That's the rest of the United States. We just want to hold our caucus and be done with it. The unrelenting campaigning is something that pretty much every Iowan finds quite distasteful. Our own electoral campaigns tend to be much nicer by comparison. When Jim Leach, representing eastern Iowa's interests to the House of Representatives, lost to Jim Loebsack, the two of them parted with a handshake, as friends, and with mutual respect. When was the last time you saw a race for national office end that way? True, by Iowa standards the Leach-Loebsack race was quite a nice and pleasant one, but it wasn't unusually so or without precedent. Compare that to how the current crop of GOP candidates is going after each other, and ... well. You might begin to get an idea of why so many Iowans are so looking forward to these caucuses being over. And that's just the half of it, really. What's as bad as the very un-Iowan nature of presidential campaigns is the two-faced condescension we face every four years from people who come into the state to butter us up to our faces just to tear us down in private.

    I grew up in a town of 1500 people. My high school graduating class had fifty people. And every four years, like clockwork, a whole lot of people from out East and out West would converge on our small towns, filling up small motels that sat mostly-vacant all other times, and they'd converge on our diners and try to strike up conversations with people. Then, as soon as they thought we weren't listening, we'd hear them snigger about how uncultured we are, or grouse about how impossible it was to find good sushi or Ethiopian or what-have-you, or mock our religious beliefs. When they think nobody's listening they tell their friends back Somewhere Else about how they're "lost in flyover country" and how backwards it is.

    And yet, while the rest of the country is arguing about gay marriage, Iowa is actually doing it, having decided that it is required by our State constitution. (Sure, there's been political fallout over that. But that doesn't change the fact it's what we decided.) While the rest of the country is lamenting the collapse of education, Iowa quietly continues its tradition of excellence. While the rest of the country is fearful of crime, we don't bother locking our doors at night. While children nationwide are being overprotected by parents terrified of stranger danger, we let elementary-age kids walk half-a-mile or more to school, alone and unattended.

    You say we're "legends of importance only in our own minds." That's exactly the sort of thing I've heard from a lot of other people. Heard it before, and I've heard it again. I don't expect anything I've said to convince you that you want to live in Iowa. You probably don't, and I understand that. But if you want to know what I think Iowa deserves to be legendary for, it's those things. The caucuses are honestly a sideshow that's a lot more trouble than they're worth, and bring a whole lot of people into the state that I'm quite comfortable them staying away from the state.

    1. Re:As an Iowan by chill · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the informative reply.

      You misunderstand my position. Caucuses tend to work better in smaller areas, where democracy and elections are more direct. Iowa makes them work. Congrats.

      My barb was directed at one thing and one thing only. Iowa's insistence that the caucuses for national elections be held FIRST in the nation and that they are in a special position because of that primacy. That is what keeps you in the 24/7 news cycle, and what gives serious question about your proclaimed distaste for all the attention.

      Move the caucuses to Super Tuesday or something -- anything -- not first in the Nation, and most the noise will go away.

      No, I don't want to move to Iowa and you couldn't convince me. However, it is because I personally like mountains and serious forests and Iowa seems to be short on both fronts. All the rest is negotiable and part of life.

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    2. Re:As an Iowan by rjh · · Score: 1

      Who participates in the caucuses? It's a banner year if ten percent of eligible voters make it to a caucus. (In fact, I wonder if Iowa has ever broken ten percent.)

      So, yeah, if ten percent of eligible voters care, and the other ninety percent are all "I'm going to take a long nap, wake me up on January 4" -- which seems to be the case -- then I think it's inappropriate to say that Iowans as a whole demand our caucuses be first, or that they deserve some kind of special prominence.

      Don't think that the loudest voices actually represent Iowans. They represent themselves. Most Iowans just want the day after to come as quickly as possible.

    3. Re:As an Iowan by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      I'd like to point out that we're not the ones who are telling CNN to keep our caucuses in the 24/7 news cycle.

      You guys could just move your caucuses to March if you're so desperate to get out of the limelight. You have only your state parties to blame, not CNN or dirty coastal elites.

      And yet, while the rest of the country is arguing about gay marriage, Iowa is actually doing it, having decided that it is required by our State constitution.

      And then a buncha pricks from Dubuque recalled half your supreme court, so now every social conservative in the US thinks it's practical and desirable to fire judges they disagree with. Wonderful outcome!

      NB. It's impossible to get good sushi anywhere in the midwest, the fish just doesn't keep. And you can get amazing Ethiopian food in Minneapolis, due to the large Somali immigrant community. That's not a "flyover country" issue and if you think people are being pretentious asking for it you've clearly never had good injera. Check your small town elitism at the door, please.

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    4. Re:As an Iowan by rjh · · Score: 1

      In point of fact, there's a good sushi restaurant in Iowa City -- Takanami, just east of the University of Iowa's Pentacrest. There's also the Drunken Fish on Laclede's Landing in St. Louis, which has the best sushi I've ever had anywhere: better than California, better than Oregon, better than anywhere out East.

      The rest, though, seems like exactly the kind of vitriol I have no interest in engaging in. Sorry.

  34. Re:it's the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Of course not. But it is interesting that all the talk is about how the republicans are doing it and are evil, while at the same time giving no acknowledgement to the democrats doing likewise.

    I'd expect that kind of one-sidedness from Fox News.

  35. humbug! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he doesn't, then you shouldn't be sorry for him.

    everyone knows your fellow ron paul cultists will go our to vote for your lord and savior in droves. they will brave weather and ford rivers of fire to pay homage to your lord and savior. the only question is whether any other candidate has followers who are dedicated enough to beat out the numbers of ron paul cultists in Iowa.

  36. Boosting the security of the electronic systems? by Hentes · · Score: 1

    I thought that the point of electronic voting systems was that they are insecure!

  37. Security Design by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    "...corrupt the database used to gather votes and crash the website used to inform the public about results"

    Crashing the public facing website I could see but the actual back end database should not be reachable from the Internet.

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  38. Deliberate by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    "If a hacker gets in and messes it all up, we can reconstruct (the results)," said Drew Ivers, chairman of Texas Rep. Ron Paul's campaign in Iowa and a member of the state GOP central committee. "It would take a little while. It might take a day or two, but we can do it."

    What's left unsaid...it will have nothing to do with the way that people actually voted but hell, it'll be just like that Bush election in Florida back in the day...

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  39. Where do you get your facts? by reiisi · · Score: 1

    Optical scanner at least as easily hacked? To what purpose? Do they then destroy the paper ballots before there is a chance for a physical recount?

    And, okay, that level of distrust of the judicial system is warranted, perhaps, sometimes, but give some specifics.

    And if things are that bad in the judicial system, touchscreen's lack of physical record separable from identity is still a lot easy to do social engineering on than the paper ballot, which is what you seem not to understand.

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    1. Re:Where do you get your facts? by cusco · · Score: 1

      Black Box Voting has been on this since the late '90s at least, as has Greg Palast. I highly recommend you check them both out. Diebold makes most of the optical scan readers (whatever its new name is, forget now), as well as a minority of the touch screen machines. They got the tech by buying a company founded here in Seattle by a guy who spent several years in prison for computer fraud and a cocaine dealer (they met in prison) (really). For years the fraudster continued in charge of Diebold's election machine business. Did you know that most of the problematic vote tallies in Florida were not the punch card precincts, but the optical scan ones? Sorry, trying to wrap up work now.

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    2. Re:Where do you get your facts? by reiisi · · Score: 1

      Uhm, yeah, you say such things, but,

      (1) While I wouldn't be surprised if the facts you present are true, and
      (2) I'm aware that there is a lot of corruption in the security industry, both IT and the more physical kind;
      (3) I would be unwise to the accept what you present as fact without citation/reference; and
      (4) I would be even less wise to accept your inference of corruption without real evidence.

      Morever, getting back to the point, sure,

      (1) machines can be perverted, but
      (2) the amount of damage done by a machine varies by its function,
      (3) by the physical trail left behind, and
      (4) by the number of functions combined in a single machine.

      In terms of reportage, an optical scanner built by company X and a touch panel voting box built by the same evil company are similarly (but not equally) likely to be sabotaged. But an optical scanner can't re-write the vote, it can only miscount it. And it essentially leaves a record of the dirty deed behind. Whether anyone checks is a separate issue, a human systems issue, not a mechanical system issue. The vulnerabilities are different, as are the methods of mitigation.

      Touch panels, on the other hand, unless carefully designed to report in the same way a physical ballet is designed to report, can alter the reportage and the votes themselves.

      A vulnerability you perhaps have not considered is monitoring. Touch panels, since they read the vote when the vote is made, can be monitored wirelessly (by inadvertant radio noise, even) to discover the votes that individuals cast. Scanning bubble sheets can be postponed until the end of the day, and the ballots shuffled after they are drawn from the box, completely detaching the voter from the ballot (unless a precinct is unanimous).

      Touch panels are useful for helping people who would have difficulty filling out a bubble chart. Even then they need to be carefully designed, and must produce a physical ballot that is not significantly different from the ones filled out by hand.

      For the general voter, bubble sheets provide significantly fewer opportunities for corruption and siginificantly greater opportunities for reducing the effects of corruption.

      There are just some things that simply should not be done by computer, no matter how cool they appear.

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  40. the guys at the top by reiisi · · Score: 1

    Generally, the guys at the top of a country can only do what they are allowed to do by the next strata lower.

    Kim Jong Un could not suddenly open up North Korea if he wanted to. He's going to have to learn to work the old-boy network there just as his father and his grandfather did, and he is just as likely to be corrupted thereby.

    If we want to change things, we have to do it ourselves, and that is either by open opposition or by working from within. Neither way is free of opportunities for corruption, but giving up lets things just get worse.

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  41. Re:it's the by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    But it is interesting that all the talk is about how the republicans are doing it and are evil, while at the same time giving no acknowledgement to the democrats doing likewise.

    Kewl! Here's the new news stories:

    A man in Texas shot and killed his wife this morning, before turning the gun upon himself. It must be pointed out that many women shoot and kill their husbands and then themselves, and that this same activity has occured in states other than Texas, and even in areas with strict gun control laws as well as some gay couples, both man man as well as female female

    It'll make for nice long stories. It's also another form of political correctness.

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  42. Anonymous works for the govt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've suspected this for a long time. . . but just saying. The anti-Establishment candidate Ron Paul is polling very well in the Iowa polls, and "anonymous" suddenly decides they need to 'alter the results'

  43. i feel sorry for wes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you know he was called "enos the penos" in school