Victorinox Makes 1TB Swiss Army Knife
judgecorp writes "The Swiss Army knife has been available with storage for some time — now there is a 1 terabyte version. It comes with two bodies, so the storage can be swapped out into a flight-safe version with no knife or scissors. The company left the price off its release, but sources suggest it is $3000."
I like cool toys as much as the next nerd, but I can't come up with anyone who needs this kind of storage but can't carry around a small external HDD. Do they exist, or is this a "because we can" thing?
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I would much rather have a Debian Swiss Army knife... mine is somewhere between Switzerland and the US right now...
http://wiki.debian.org/Merchandise/SwissKnives
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The TSA will surely snag your "flight safe" Victorinox!
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Uh... read the specs again... that's 1 *TB*, not 1 *GB*.
It doesn't seem to have moving parts. I got a 1TB passport HDD for $95, but a 128G SSD is more expensive and even smaller form factors, like the Patriot Magnum are very convenient.
A Swiss Army knife with no knife.
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reading fail.
1 TERAbyte. 1024 Gee Bees.
The Ironkey you listed is 1 GB. That is 1 / 1000 of a TB. The solid state device you listed is $700, and, judging by the size of the USB connector, probably 50 times the volume of the supposed 1 TB chip on the swiss army knife.
Let me be the first on this thread to say, I don't believe for a moment that is a 1 TB chip on that knife screenshot. There's no way you could make a 1TB drive that small at this point in time. Famous last words, I know.
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Victorinox: "Yes, that was what we envisioned that could be done with our new knife . . ."
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Should really be 3.0 not 2.0 for 1TB of space to fill.
Drool. Not that I really need 1TB of such portable storage, but I can't help but look at it and thing, "Oh! SHINY!"
Typical million+ UID nonsense, Failure to read and comprehend.
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That's cutting edge!
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In previous models the encryption is software based and for Windows only.
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Oh, wait, I thought you said 1024 Bee Gees. My bad.
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Your right, my mistake, maybe the physical size of the stick is what can make it 3k as opposed to the $700 1tb version. Still I remember when a 1gb one ran for like $250, thus the confusion. I have no need for these, but they're cool as hell.
You must be new here.... I remember when 16MB USB sticks ran about $250... it wasn't all that long ago.
Then again, I remember when the only storage computers had was 4KB of RAM... and I'm sure some on here can remember when you had to fit it all on a punch card. Those were a bit bulky to carry on a flight, I'm sure.
It's probably that your just old, but... my reference is from like 3-4 years ago (as opposed to yours that span decades), they weren't new then, but they were very uncommon and relatively unheard of (usb hd encrypted sticks).
Just what I've always wanted in a durable metal tool: a delicate electronic attachment highly likely to break or become obsolete well before the rest of the thing. Can we think of a way to make it rely on some obscure teeny batteries, with a chintzy plastic door that falls off if you look at it funny? That's the only thing I like even better...
Just get a damned K-bar and intimidate the bits at your destination into the correct pattern.
This is something no one needs. Giz has been plugging the hell out of this thing and no one is going to buy it.
15 dollars for a Swiss army knife? Maybe if it is Chinese knock of, but a quality pocket knife will be a bit more. Top end can easily pass two hundred.
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Typical million+ UID nonsense, Failure to read and comprehend.
Typical million > UID nonsense. Failure to acknowledge that people make mistakes.
"To prevent this day from getting any worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD THING" 1GJU8xLuDKDxEs4KLf8fAGyptoDsqvEsBT
under the dumbshit category
1. Checked baggage.
OR
2. Separate the drive from the rest. (It was incredibly easy with their past versions.)
OR GET OUT OF THE BUSINESS
Confusing a T with a G should only happen on the keyboard, not in the head.
Let me guess, you graduated high school within the past 8 years. Sad.
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Well, I can get a terrabyte drive for under $100 and a Swiss Army knife with all the other stuff for under $200 easy, so, why should I pay $3000? To show off?
The problem with Swiss army knife+usb is that you can have the Swiss army knife for a lot longer than the life of the USB stick. Fifteen years ago I bought a 1.2GB 3.5" hard drive for $150. It was a good deal. Today, 16GB comes on a micro SD sells for a measly $20. But my Swiss army knife from is still just as precious and useful as it was when I got it.
Victorinox has had a line of these for several years. I own one of the early ones from when 512MB was as big as you could buy. It's been on my keychain all these years and still works great.
I've found the tool I use most often is the knife, usually for opening packaging. When the pen stopped working, they sent me a new one, no questions asked. And I'm not sure what other people store on these things, but I hardly ever use more than 100MB.
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I had one of the flash versions. A 16GB dream that I left in Hawai'i. *sigh*
The flash drive part was much like any other flash drive. Insanely durable (went through my washer and dryer more than one - oops).
I wouldn't be so quick to knock it.
I say this because... swiss army knife = $15 on a good day, 1 tb usb drive = $10 on any day,
Could you please provide a link where you purchased your 1 TB drive for $10? please?
Or was that "$10" a typo of "$100"? Or was the "1 TB" a typo for "1 GB"?
Looking at your provided links, Amazon sells that encrypted 1 TB drive for $700.
The other link doesn't have 1 TB drives at all, they max out at 32 GB for $300.
Even their 1 GB modals are $80.
Even with RAID-0 (Only spanning, no redundancy) you would need 32 of those flash drives to reach the 1024 GB mark, and at $300 each that's a total of $9600.
($9900 for 33 of them to do RAID-5)
Even before the flooding in Taiwan a 1 GB internal sATA drive was around $80 or so, and currently seem to be averaging over $100.
Then again, I remember when the only storage computers had was 4KB of RAM... and I'm sure some on here can remember when you had to fit it all on a punch card. Those were a bit bulky to carry on a flight, I'm sure.
Warning: Pure nostalgia only below!
I still have a working 10 meg MFM hard drive, that requires two 5.25" bays to mount in. My 8086 only has 8 bit ISA slots, and the only IDE controllers I've come across have required 16 bit ISA or PCI.
Before I gave up the display shelf space, I had 4 drives sitting next to each other to show off how physical size is shrinking while storage size is growing.
http://i39.tinypic.com/20a9jsl.jpg
Left to right is:
10 MB - 2x 5.25" bays and 8" deep (And about 10 pounds)
300 MB - 3.5" IDE drive
750 MB - 2.5" IDE drive
1 GB - 1" wide Compact Flash card
Now I just need to add in a 32 GB micro SD card...
Not to mention a few boxes of 8" floppy disks, and a crate of 5.25" floppies (Back when floppy disks actually flopped!)
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I can't speak for him, but don't be too pedantic when criticizing him. I graduated high school seven years ago and my UID is lower than yours.
I prefer a smartphone/knife combo. Do they plan to make such combos too?
And in some countries, High School is College.
Might want to clarify which country you're in for those of us in the USA.
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...so the storage can be swapped out into a flight-safe version with no knife or scissors...
The security theater related to flying never ceases to amaze me... You can get steak knives onboard (first class) but cannot bring a small folding knife...
But of course, those people travelling on first class are decent people so they're safe... Oh wait, the 9/11 hijackers travelled on first class to be near the cockpit. Bummer...
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I didn't know that!
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I don't recommend this idea at all, but stomach acid is only dilute hydrochloric. There are sealed USB sticks with gold plated copper contacts that would have no problems with it at all.
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I too travel all the time with External Harddrives. I've never had a problem. They just to through the xray machine with everything else. If border guards had to check every computer or harddrive for data they wouldn't be able to do their jobs very well. Of course, I'm not on any watch lists nor do I look like a terrorist, so that might help.
Even before the flooding in Taiwan a 1 GB internal sATA drive was around $80 or so...
Could you please provide a link where you purchased your 1 GB drive for $80? please? ... this decade?
Let me be the first on this thread to say, I don't believe for a moment that is a 1 TB chip on that knife screenshot. There's no way you could make a 1TB drive that small at this point in time. Famous last words, I know.
True, true. Using today's tech you could cram maybe 64-128GB into that size.
And now you're just being a douche.
Yea that one was a typo. I meant a 1 TB internal drive for $80.
It's been quite some time since 1 GB drives cost that much, although my second ever hard drive was an external 1 GB SCSI "Quantum Fireball" drive which when new was $250. Seeing as most systems shipped with 40-80 MB at the time, a full gig was a ton of space.
As for the link, it was at NewEgg, specifically the western digital "green" drives, although they had some Seagates at that price too.
After the flooding and price hike, they all seem to be around the $130+ range now.
Just take a gun with you. Seriously, I'm not kidding - Packing & the Friendly Skies (Why Transporting Firearms May Be The Best Way To Safeguard Your Tech When You Fly) by Deviant Ollam (content starts at 0:41). This looks like the best way to fly with things you don't want the TSA to mess with.
the TSA has been pretty good about supporting flight friendly versions of these products.
I've never quite understood all of the apparent suspicion, and desire to hide, data being moved around on physical media.
If I had something really secret, and I wanted to cross a border, and also wanted the data to cross a border, I'd feel much more comfortable encrypting it and moving the data electronically.
I suppose there are some exceptions (national firewalls or poor transmission rates in a particular country), and maybe the few people out there with large chunks of data that are considered trade secrets. But for your average user, I just don't get it. Most people don't travel with electronic data that's any more sensitive than the physical data (passport, credit cards) they're also carrying.
Ok, the main reason "Why?" is that it was a present from my wife, and it's 128MB from back when that was a typical size for a USB memory stick. It was geeky and cute. You could fit a small Linux distro on it if you wanted, though I mainly just used it to move files around (and open boxes), and if you need to fly on an airplane, the memory stick part pops out so you can carry it without the knife body. And even today, I very seldom use data files bigger than 128MB (except for music, ISOs, and mailboxes), so it's useful for carrying things around. (OTOH, 4GB memory sticks are getting to be too small for a lot of things, since Outlook mailboxes are bloated and collections of music are much larger than individual tunes or albums.)
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No, I made a valid point, one which your brain obviously can't understand, hence why you posted as AC, to avoid the obvious embarrassment.
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Because it's hardware based encrypted.