Scientists Create World's Tiniest "Ear"
sciencehabit writes "If you've ever wondered what a virus sounds like, or what noise a bacterium makes when it moves between hosts, you may soon get your chance to find out. Scientists have created the world's tiniest ear. The 'nano-ear,' a microscopic particle of gold trapped by a laser beam, can detect sound a million times fainter than the threshold for human hearing. Researchers suggest the work could open up a whole new field of 'acoustic microscopy,' in which organisms are studied using the sound they emit."
Now someone can hear when I play the world's tiniest violin.
If I wanted to know what parasitic bacteria sound like, I could just as easily turn on C-SPAN.
Now Homeland Security can spy on all of the creatures within our borders, not just multicellular lifeforms! Surely this will stop the terrorists.
personally, I bet bacteria sounds squishy.
Turn that damn light off, you jerks!
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Possibly by substracting a second signal from a microphone that does *not* capture the sound of a single bacterium? Something like active noise cancellation.
Ezekiel 23:20
And a new internet niche is born.. BACTERIA PORN!!!
(applausing very very silently)
The three laws of thermodynamics:(1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even. (3) You can't even quit.
I would call it a microphone, but maybe that wouldn't prick up many ears.
They've made a guitar and a microphone but no speakers? Was this funded by the RIAA?
Having to work for a living is the root of all evil.
When I returned the next day, the first doctor's advisor examined my 'burst' eardrum and realized that it wasn't what it first looked like. It was a hatched bug egg. Apparently a bug egg, had somehow been deposited on my eardrum. What I'd been hearing was the sound of a baby bug hatching.
Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
So, how is this going to detect anything other than Brownian noise?