Australian Scientists Discover 'Oldest Living Thing On Earth'
New submitter offsafely writes "Scientists in Australia have discovered the oldest living life-form to date: a small patch of Ancient Seagrass, dated through DNA sequencing at 200,000 years old."
Says the linked article: "This is far older than the current known oldest species, a Tasmanian plant that is believed to be 43,000 years old." What I want to know is, How does it taste?
And here i was thinking they were talking about Joan Rivers...
the seagrass has been able to reach such old age because it can reproduce asexually and generate clones of itself. Organisms that can only reproduce sexually are inevitably lost at each generation, he added.
So actual news story is that Australian scientists have decided that a clone of an organism is the same organism, although they are not the same organism.
On a less snarky note, the article says it's the oldest living species. Which is a completely different story.
This "scientific discovery" directly conflicts with my belief that the entire universe is only 6000 years old.
But Prof Duarte said that while the seagrass is one of the world's most resilient organisms, it has begun to decline due to coastal development and global warming. "If climate change continues, the outlook for this species is very bad," he said.
But if it's 200k years old, hasn't it already survived some serious climate change?
How does it taste?
Well, if nothing's eaten it in 200ky, then it must taste pretty crappy.
I can see the fnords!
Or are we just talking 200K years since its DNA was last involved in sexual reproduction?
Oh, that reminds me! My wedding anniversary is coming up soon...
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Transcription errors are inevitable in small quantities, but in general plant clones are considered one organism. Since we humans don't (except in severe obesity) generally grow by spreading around, it's hard for us to understand sometimes exactly what's going on here, but what happened is that the plant just kept putting down more roots and foliage, gradually covering a large area of the ocean floor. Then, chunks died off. It's not like it's some kind of sporing or budding process; except due to accident, the parts of a huge plant like this are always connected. Wikipedia's being unresponsive right now, but the largest trees and fungi in the world work the same way—and since their roots are buried way down underneath so much soil, we're not sure if they're still connected or not.
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