Australian Scientists Discover 'Oldest Living Thing On Earth'
New submitter offsafely writes "Scientists in Australia have discovered the oldest living life-form to date: a small patch of Ancient Seagrass, dated through DNA sequencing at 200,000 years old."
Says the linked article: "This is far older than the current known oldest species, a Tasmanian plant that is believed to be 43,000 years old." What I want to know is, How does it taste?
And here i was thinking they were talking about Joan Rivers...
the seagrass has been able to reach such old age because it can reproduce asexually and generate clones of itself. Organisms that can only reproduce sexually are inevitably lost at each generation, he added.
So actual news story is that Australian scientists have decided that a clone of an organism is the same organism, although they are not the same organism.
On a less snarky note, the article says it's the oldest living species. Which is a completely different story.
Just to be clear, the actual plant isn't nearly that old. The original plant that started the cloning process was 200,000 years old.
This "scientific discovery" directly conflicts with my belief that the entire universe is only 6000 years old.
But Prof Duarte said that while the seagrass is one of the world's most resilient organisms, it has begun to decline due to coastal development and global warming. "If climate change continues, the outlook for this species is very bad," he said.
But if it's 200k years old, hasn't it already survived some serious climate change?
Saying "older than the oldest known species" is silly, since we can be pretty sure from both fossil and genomic evidence that modern humans have been around for about 200k years, and we're a pretty young species. "The current known oldest organism" would have been better.
OTOH ... think about this for a moment. This plant came into existence around the time the first true humans were born. For all of human history, both the few thousand years of which we have records and the much longer span of which we don't, it's just been sitting there under the sea in its little patch of ocean, doing its thing. That's pretty damn cool.
The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
Much as I tend to agree with the global warming consensus , that particular type of sentence does unfortunately have a habit of appearing in a lot of enviromental/biological pieces these days. It seems to be almost a standard issue cut and paste warning that [insert species here] will be affected by climate change unless we DoSomethingNow(tm). And in so doing devalues any serious debate.
How does it taste?
Well, if nothing's eaten it in 200ky, then it must taste pretty crappy.
I can see the fnords!
Or are we just talking 200K years since its DNA was last involved in sexual reproduction?
Oh, that reminds me! My wedding anniversary is coming up soon...
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