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Nuclear Truckers Haul Warheads Across US

Hugh Pickens writes "As you weave through interstate traffic, you're unlikely to notice a plain-looking Peterbilt tractor-trailer or have any idea that inside the cab an armed federal agent operates a host of electronic countermeasures to keep outsiders from accessing his heavily armored cargo: a nuclear warhead. Adam Weinstein writes that the Office of Secure Transportation (OST) employs nearly 600 couriers to move bombs, weapon components, radioactive metals for research, and fuel for Navy ships and submarines between a variety of labs, reactors and military bases. Hiding nukes in plain sight and rolling them through major metropolitan centers raises a slew of security and environmental concerns, from theft to terrorist attack to radioactive spills. 'Any time you put nuclear weapons and materials on the highway, you create security risks,' says Tom Clements, a nuclear security watchdog for Friends of the Earth. For security, cabs are fitted with custom composite armor and lightweight armored glass, a redundant communications system that links the convoys to a monitoring center in Albuquerque, and the driver has the ability to disable the truck so it can't be moved or opened. The OST hires military veterans, particularly ex-special-operations forces (PDF), who are trained in close-quarters battle, tactical shooting, physical fitness, and shifting smoothly through the gears of a tractor-trailer. But accidents happen. In 1996, a driver flipped his trailer on a two-lane Nebraska hill road after a freak ice storm, sending authorities scrambling to secure its payload of two nuclear bombs; and in 2003, two trucks operated by private contractors had rollover accidents in Montana and Tennessee while hauling uranium hexafluoride, a compound used to enrich reactor and bomb fuel."

461 comments

  1. How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    use UPS or Fedex?

    1. Re:How else they gonna do it? by muckracer · · Score: 4, Funny

      > use UPS or Fedex?

      US Postal Service, of course:

      "Fry like an Eagle...into the future~~" :-D :-/

    2. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the UK, nuclear weapon convoys are unmistakable, and they are incredibly heavily guarded. The weapons are carried in armoured articulated lorries, but they are accompanied by escorts from the police, the nuclear constabulary, the regular army, the marines, decoy trucks, recovery tow vehicles, fire tenders...

        Regional roads are closed entirely for them while they pass by, patrolled by police on foot. Nothing is allowed to block their way. They don't stop.

      This is how you're supposed to do it.

    3. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is how you're supposed to do it.

      Great job old chap!

      I can't wait for your next topic: oral hygiene.

    4. Re:How else they gonna do it? by sphealey · · Score: 5, Funny

      ===
      In the UK, nuclear weapon convoys are unmistakable, and they are incredibly heavily guarded. The weapons are carried in armoured articulated lorries, but they are accompanied by escorts from the police, the nuclear constabulary, the regular army, the marines, decoy trucks, recovery tow vehicles, fire tenders...

          Regional roads are closed entirely for them while they pass by, patrolled by police on foot. Nothing is allowed to block their way. They don't stop.
      ===

      While you are observing all that, the actual nuclear warhead is being moved in a regular looking lorry marked TESCO.

      sPh

    5. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      In the UK they just like to put on a show.

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    6. Re:How else they gonna do it? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Bingo. A little subterfuge can go a long way.

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    7. Re:How else they gonna do it? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      In the UK, nuclear weapon convoys are unmistakable, and they are incredibly heavily guarded. The weapons are carried in armoured articulated lorries, but they are accompanied by escorts from the police, the nuclear constabulary, the regular army, the marines, decoy trucks, recovery tow vehicles, fire tenders...

      Just say it out loud: they just replace the Queen with a nuke an then follow the already established procedure.

      (Of course, why waste time making up new ones?)

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    8. Re:How else they gonna do it? by newcastlejon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is how you're supposed to do it.

      I agree, but unfortunately that's a much more expensive proposition when the country in question is the size of the US.

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    9. Re:How else they gonna do it? by supercrisp · · Score: 4, Informative

      The US convoys are better protected than suggested by this article. When I lived in Knoxville, I was encouraged by an acquaintance to apply for one of these escort jobs when I complained about how little I was paid as a university teacher. Apparently he was in the process of applying, or was being courted to apply, as a combat veteran. Anyway, the work he described to me indicated a great deal of heavily-armed protection that was kept covert. He was able to send me to a website of a company that produced some of the vehicles used for escort duty; the ones I saw there had concealed mounts for remotely-operated miniguns. I don't have first-hand knowledge, and I'm presuming that my acquaintance also did not. I was relieved, actually, given the rumors I often heard about suspicious characters trying to monitor waste, parts, and weapons shipments out of Oak Ridge.

    10. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is how you're supposed to do it.

      Great job old chap!

      I can't wait for your next topic: oral hygiene.

      Ah, yes, because all of us Brits have awful teeth. It's odd how socialised medicine results in no-one ever going to the dentist... ~

      What we don't have is a culture of unnecessary orthodontic work and overpriced private practices being the only way to get treatment. Case in point: a few months ago I had two wisdom teeth removed, which cost me under £100 on the NHS. It wouldn't have cost me a penny if I couldn't have afforded it.

      I expect you'll want to take the piss out of our food next, which is always a bit rich coming from a country whose greatest contribution to cuisine is "cheese" (notice the quotes) in a can.

    11. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Yev000 · · Score: 1

      The Queen still drives. You can see her taking the family Volvo out of Windsor occasionally.

      Are you suggesting we get nukes to drive themselves?

    12. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having seen fly on the wall documentaries on Discovery which admit to the existence of blue collar workers in the US, not just the middle class as in Friends, I suggest you put your own house in order.

    13. Re:How else they gonna do it? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Your logic doesn't really work. The nukes aren't driven from NY to LA.

    14. Re:How else they gonna do it? by ragefan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except that the longest distance in Great Britain is ~600 miles North to South, that is roughly distance from New York City to Cincinnati. It is still another 2100 miles from Cincinnati to Los Angeles. The amount of coordination required to get all of that escort in place to move nuclear material from coast-to-coast means just about everyone would know when these trucks were moving.

    15. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is how you're supposed to do it.

      Like everything in security, it depends on your threat scenario.

      Among other things, leaving the UK is a lot easier and faster than leaving the USA. If the UK loses a warhead, it can be out of the country within a few hours on average. Losing a nuke is bad. Having to recover it out of foreign territory, even of a friendly nation, is a diplomatic nightmare.

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    16. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How do you think they make irradiated vegetables?

    17. Re:How else they gonna do it? by djlemma · · Score: 3, Funny

      === In the UK, nuclear weapon convoys are unmistakable, and they are incredibly heavily guarded. The weapons are carried in armoured articulated lorries, but they are accompanied by escorts from the police, the nuclear constabulary, the regular army, the marines, decoy trucks, recovery tow vehicles, fire tenders...

      Regional roads are closed entirely for them while they pass by, patrolled by police on foot. Nothing is allowed to block their way. They don't stop. ===

      While you are observing all that, the actual nuclear warhead is being moved in a regular looking lorry marked TESCO.

      sPh

      Initially, I read "a regular looking lorry marked TEPCO." The statement took a different meaning. :)

    18. Re:How else they gonna do it? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      I expect you'll want to take the piss out of our food next . . .

      Guess who's never drinking tea again. Please don't tell us what bangers and mash is made from.

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    19. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting nukes don't drive themselves to a destination? They're pretty good at doing that. Recovery can be a bit of a bitch.

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    20. Re:How else they gonna do it? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting we get nukes to drive themselves?

      That's BGM-109G to you.

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    21. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Why's American beer served chilled? 'Coz that's the only way you can tell it from piss.

      American beer is like sex in a canoe - fucking close to water.

    22. Re:How else they gonna do it? by splatter · · Score: 2

      Really and a mod gave this +1? Parent is obviously a troll. Sure American beer may be on a different class then say Belgium, but there are some very good craft beers from the states.
      Don't judge by the mass produced swill, your exposing your inner troll.

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    23. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, if we lost a nuke in another country, they'd either give it back, or we'd export some more democracy.

    24. Re:How else they gonna do it? by tomthepom · · Score: 1

      I'd be a lot more worried about it not leaving the country.

    25. Re:How else they gonna do it? by peach4964 · · Score: 1

      the US has been moving nuclear WHs via trucks for a few decades now....not exactly breaking news.

    26. Re:How else they gonna do it? by dave420 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the difference - in most countries the "mass produced swill" is fucking awesome. You don't have to go seek out a great beer in, say, Germany - wherever you stop for a drink will most likely have one. Try that in the US :)

    27. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooo, I like a parade! Sort of like those silly fighter fly-bys on Memorial Day and the fourth of July. Military hasn't won a war since the one that liberated Grenada.

    28. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      And as Hollywood has shown us, LA is clearly a major deployment destination for all Nuclear weapons :P

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    29. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK, nuclear weapon convoys are unmistakable.

      I think you are mistaken.

    30. Re:How else they gonna do it? by 517714 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but we have the TSA for our theater of security, no need for more - it costs too much already.

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    31. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      which is always a bit rich coming from a country whose greatest contribution to cuisine is "cheese" (notice the quotes) in a can.

      Not true. I invented a delightful little taste sensation in college called Rawmash: Ramen noodles and instant mashed potatoes. It's gonna be big. Wait for it.

    32. Re:How else they gonna do it? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          For here in the US, you're pretty close. They just use trucks with the standard markings (company logos, and DOT number), but they do not display the required hazmat placards. They won't have a company name on the trailer though. A lot of trucks and trailers don't show a company name. There's plenty of trucks on the road that don't have the name of a grocery store on the side of them. They typically haul general merchandise, and could be contracted by anyone. If I wanted to have a pallet with bags of dirt on it shipped from Los Angeles to Maine, I'd just need to contract with a trucking company.

          They typically will send out well marked decoys. These will have the hazmat placards in place, but will carry little to nothing. If they happen to have something to ship, like old office furniture, they'll load those up.

          The plain looking truck could be there for virtually any purpose. They could be dropping food off for the base or power plant cafeteria. They could be delivering office supplies. You get the idea. There are plenty of legitimate shipments in and out of any working facility, that one more truck wouldn't be noticed.

          This story came up several years ago, where they did (or claimed to) show one of the trucks used. Maybe it was, or maybe it wasn't. In any case, you'd have no way to distinguish it from the thousands of trucks on the road in an area. I can spot several major interstates on the map. I-4, I-5, I-10, I-75, I-95. I can spot those right off, because I've driven the length of them quite a few times. For quite a bit of those routes, there are no alternate routes on side roads.

          So with the knowledge that a few hundred times a year, plain looking trucks are driving on those highways, gives no useful intelligence for anyone to want to intercept one. The biggest concern would be if there were an incident with the truck. Big rig accidents get the media's attention, because they frequently cause a lot of damage. The rate of accidents is pretty low. If the driver was aware of what he was carrying, they'd be a bit more cautious. As I understand it, the drivers don't even know if they're hauling the real load, or if they are a decoy.

          I have talked to hazmat drivers that have done runs for the government. Sometimes they do know, but usually they don't. The knowledge is usually because someone was being sloppy when the truck was being loaded, and let the driver stay with the truck.

         

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    33. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Actually - trucks engaged in interstate commerce are REQUIRED to have the company name displayed on the side of the truck or tractor. Perhaps you are thinking of the trailer. The trailer is only required to have legal registration readily accessible, no markings at all.

      Regarding that company name on the side of the truck, you are close to being correct. The company name need not be some readily recognized conglomerate, such as Wal-Mart. "Joe Jones Trucking" is perfectly correct, if Joe Jones is operating a fleet of trucks in interstate commerce. He may have a small "fleet" of one to ten trucks, but it's still a "fleet".

      And, back to TFS: "Peterbilt tractor-trailer" Peterbilt doesn't make or sell a "tractor-trailer". Peterbilt builds and sells tractors. It's up to the purchaser to find a trailer, available from a number of vendors, large and small.

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    34. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ya, except Budweiser is the number one selling beer in the world. Other folks have crappy taste too.

    35. Re:How else they gonna do it? by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      How does that statistic look when considering the population of the US compared to the population of countries Europe?

    36. Re:How else they gonna do it? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      When I lived in Knoxville, I was encouraged by an acquaintance to apply for one of these escort jobs when I complained about how little I was paid as a university teacher.

      That's what she said...

    37. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      Among other things, leaving the UK is a lot easier and faster than leaving the USA.

      And the UK has how many nukes? Three? Four? The US has at least a dozen, and all that security would simply bankrupt us. The medical insurance coverage for the number of truck drivers would be astronomical.

    38. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is how you're supposed to do it.

      The most efficient/least likely to be intercepted method of moving a nuclear warhead is probably strapping it onto the end of a missle and firing it? :O

    39. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy allegedly earns 1000 pounds to figure out if your girlfriend is cheating on you:

      http://nla.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/4138374/Im-paid-to-see-if-your-woman-cheats.html

      Check them chompers...

    40. Re:How else they gonna do it? by treeves · · Score: 1

      Depends on what condition it doesn't leave the country in. Detonated or undetonated.

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    41. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly a troll, While bud light and coors light may be piss, try some drinks from rogue, or stone, or any other number of microbews.

    42. Re:How else they gonna do it? by lennier · · Score: 1

      The US convoys are better protected than suggested by this article. ... the ones I saw there had concealed mounts for remotely-operated miniguns.

      Um, that's exactly what the article says, if you actually read it.

      A driver has the ability to disable the truck so it can't be moved or opened, and the truck is designed to defend itself, OST officials claim. How so remains unclear, though its parent agency, the DOE, contracted in 2005 with an Australian weapons company called Metal Storm to develop a robotic 40-millimeter gun that could "distribute large quantities of ammunition over a large area in an extremely short time frame."

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    43. Re:How else they gonna do it? by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Damn straight it is one city i wouldn't mind seeing rubbed off the map.

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    44. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Tom · · Score: 1

      Why?

      Under which scenario is it leaving better than it staying?

      If it doesn't get detonated, searching for it is easier in a) a smaller area and b) an area where you can deploy all your assets without diplomatic nightmares, asking for permission, etc. etc.

      If it does get detonated, sure the damage on your soil would be unfortunate. But having it blow up a foreign friendly country is one of those things you absolutely don't want to have as a problem. And having it blow up a foreign hostile country is a lot worse, including the potential for starting a war or two.

      I can't imagine a scenario where a lost nuke leaving the country would be an advantage.

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    45. Re:How else they gonna do it? by sparkeyjames · · Score: 1

      Oh please! Cheese in a can is a far distant second. You should know by now that our greatest contribution to cuisine is high fructose corn syrup.

    46. Re:How else they gonna do it? by The_Steel_General · · Score: 1

      When I lived in Knoxville, I was encouraged by an acquaintance to apply for one of these escort jobs when I complained about how little I was paid as a university teacher.

      I never really believed that these letters were real, but here I am writing one myself. Despite my librarian-style glasses, my students clearly all thought I was quite attractive...

    47. Re:How else they gonna do it? by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 1

      Get Burt Reynolds and Sally Field and a big frickin' TransAm. And use Coors Beer to keep the nuclear material from going critical mass.

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    48. Re:How else they gonna do it? by tomthepom · · Score: 1

      I would think the exact opposite. Someone stealing one of your nukes and taking it back home somewhere abroad is 'unfortunate'. Having a hostile player steal one of your nukes with no intention of taking it anywhere is terrifying.

      If it does get detonated, sure the damage on your soil would be unfortunate.

      Dr. Strangelove, is that you?

    49. Re:How else they gonna do it? by mr_exit · · Score: 1

      Chinese Brand 'Snow Beer' is the highest selling beer now.
      http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/nov/21/beer-sales-budlight-snow-china

      no I'd never heard of it either. I'd still rather have something crafted by a guy with a beard.

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    50. Re:How else they gonna do it? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      I work for one of the largest less-than-truckload carriers in the country, and we also have a division that deals with stuff like this. While I've not been privy to exactly what some of our trucks carry, I do know that we haul an awful lot between government facilities, and that our security guys are almost all ex-military and have their CDLs.

      To be perfectly honest, I am far more interested in who's poking their hands into the shrink-wrapped pallets of iPad2s than I am about government stuff. They provide their own security for the important stuff :)

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    51. Re:How else they gonna do it? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Driving Ms. Daisy (Cutter)?

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    52. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks but I am still working on getting a tooth fixed as i can only afford to get it pulled.
      I find it nuts that a root canal is more than pulling.

      America where politics trump common sense of the rest of the world.

    53. Re:How else they gonna do it? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      well of course not. The entire UK including Northern Ireland is about 4/5 the size of Oregon. The length of Great Britain is about 800 miles To match NY to LA they'd have to make the trip from bottom to top about four times! :)

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    54. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Launch?

    55. Re:How else they gonna do it? by garyebickford · · Score: 2

      The US has, at present, about 2600 nukes IIRC, down from a peak of something like 40,000. According to Wikipedia, UK maintains a total stockpile of about 225, of which 3/4 are operational at any given time. Also IIRC Russia has about 4000.

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    56. Re:How else they gonna do it? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Well, I meant anything horribly obvious. As you said, the tractor could say "Joe Jones Trucking". It's much better than "Department of Defense, Nuclear Munitions Transportation Division". :)

          If I recall correctly, they were actually subcontracted to pre-authorized truckers. They were already authorized to haul for the DoD, and most likely had TS/SCI clearance.

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    57. Re:How else they gonna do it? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I was always entertained by poking my fingers through the shrink wrapped pallets. It's much safer than playing with nukes, and less hassle when someone finds out. That was back from my warehouse days. Oh, how I don't miss those.

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    58. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Germany, but on my visits to the UK, it seems every pub has three beers on tap for certain. Stella, Fosters and Guiness. Now, I realize my claiming Guiness is vial crap will cause argument, but certainly no one would argue the other two. That being said, as for guiness, that beer turned me off of stouts so completely it took me over a decade to even try any others and discover just how god awful Guniess is, and how good a stout can be.

      Now, here in Colorado, well, maybe we're just special compared to the rest of the country, but you don't have to look real hard to find a good beer on tap. Usually just say "what's cheap?" and pick one that isn't bud, coors or miller.

    59. Re:How else they gonna do it? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      "Fry like an Eagle...into the future~~" :-D :-/

      So the USPS has been taken over by Speedpost.

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    60. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Builder · · Score: 1

      I'm in the process of going through orthognathic surgery. It's 18 months of braces followed by surgery to both upper and lower jaws. All of this is covered by the NHS. From what I've read, the same thing would cost me around $8,000 in the US over and above regular insurance payments.

    61. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I don't know where this meme of bad teeth comes from. I'm 40 this year and I don't have a single filling nor a single bad tooth. When I lived in the United States, I saw many people with awful teeth. In some parts of the US, the lack of dental care is so severe that there was an actual AOPA Pilot article on dentists who are pilots volunteering to do dental work for free in the Appalacians.

    62. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect you'll want to take the piss out of our food next, ...

      I should think YOU would want to take the piss out of your food. That's nasty.

    63. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should visit Pennsylvania :)

      Mmmm Micro Brew.

    64. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      That depends - given that in many ways the EU is more like the US than any individual member state is, perhaps we should be comparing the EU and the US? Alternatively, we should compare the individual EU member state to an individual US member state.

    65. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you have it right.

    66. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, because the US Military is all about scrimping and saving every penny they can.

    67. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best way to hide something is in plain sight..

    68. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Matheus · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry Dave but the U.S. I live in just isn't like that. Yes, we have mass produced swill "Brewed in vats the size of Rhode Island" which for some reason are consumed in massive amounts (ergo the successful business model). There are people who truly like that. Mr brother, for example, has probably consumed more different kinds of beer from around the country and world than you could ever hope to but when he's thirsty and wants to pound back a few you're more likely to find an easy drinking Miller Lite in his hand than any of the more robust beers.

      What we also have is thousands of smaller breweries for those who have a different taste preference. Those breweries range in size from "I don't have to buy beer anymore" -> "enough for the neighborhood" -> "enough for the state" -> "enough for the region" -> etc. To find such beers? Go to just about any bar/liquor store. Even the little hole-in-the-wall by my cabin that used to only have 'Regular' and 'Lite' now has a fairly impressive selection.

      Sorry tho... you'll have to come here to try most of it. Surly, for example, has been listed as one of the best beers in the world repeatedly but aside from what they submit to competition the only place you can get it is MN,USA. Their choice cause they feel like it. (Kinda like one of their other sayings: "We make hoppy beer. If you don't like hoppy beer then go drink someone else's beer.")

      Anyway... stereotype away.

    69. Re:How else they gonna do it? by kaspar_silas · · Score: 1

      Unmistakable, really? It might interest you to know a crucial part of the UK process is using obvious decoys.

    70. Re:How else they gonna do it? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Hah! Fix you: The way we do over here in civilized country is to let the poor old folks' teeth rot without dental care until they get sepsis and die, which takes them off the social security rolls. Saves a lot of money that way, though it does induce a bit of guilt, them being incapacitated by pain for decades and all. Anyway, it's a net savings and the mortician never knows the difference. They should have thought about the consequences before they decided to be too poor to afford insurance.

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    71. Re:How else they gonna do it? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      I pay - no kidding - $900 per month for family medical insurance. My employer kicks in a good bit also. Well over $13,000 per year net for my family. But let's look at what the luxurious appointments of care I get for that: Last month my daughter split her chin on a slip on the wet bathroom floor and needed medical care in the middle of the night: basically, some tape and superglue I could have done myself, but I took her to the ER because it looked really nasty (1/3" deep, wife hysterical, &c). My cost for that incident above insurance: $600 (100% of the cost).

      For what I'm personally paying in the US just to be sure I have access to a doctor when I need one I'm paying enough to fund a clinic in Africa, China or India that serves hundreds of people. Maybe thousands. A few coworkers and I could divert our contributions and import a doctor to serve just us at these rates.

      I wouldn't pay it, but I've been poor in America an have experience with the horrors of not being covered and they've taught me with their prevention of uncovered care that I can't bear to go there, so they got me. $12K/y is far more money than I pay, for example, for either housing or food for my family - and for that money I get absolutely nothing but permission to access a doctor whose services I have to pay full rate (and then some!) for, in cash.

      So even though I must pay 100% of the absurdly inflated cost out of pocket, I still also have to pay $12K/y for the insurance also because without the insurance I couldn't get medical treatment or medicine at all. That's insane. That's seriously fucking broken.

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    72. Re:How else they gonna do it? by Builder · · Score: 1

      I've heard the saying "Insurance is for paying, not for claiming..." - seems appropriate in your case :(

  2. Trains? by xaxa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not use trains, at least for most of the journey? The chance of an accident is much smaller.

    1. Re:Trains? by St.Creed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I guess that the predictability of the transport route would matter in this case.

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    2. Re:Trains? by xaxa · · Score: 3, Informative

      I guess that the predictability of the transport route would matter in this case.

      Mmmm... but the article has a map showing which interstate highways are used. As the article suggests, the greatest danger is the weather and bad driving (and I would add other vehicles as a high risk). Those risks are much, much lower with trains.

    3. Re:Trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the film industry spoon feeding the government now how could this possibly be a viable option?
      Haven't there been like a billion terrible train hijacking films made?

    4. Re:Trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't there been like a billion terrible train hijacking films made?

      The film industry hasn't had an original idea in over 100 years!

    5. Re:Trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hundreds or thousands of trucks go through a given stretch of interstate highway every day. Trains operate at a much smaller volume with fairly precise schedules and predictability. While it's not impossible to secure a train, its still a higher risk given the above mentioned facts. A terrorist could study train logistics and plausibly infer which trains are likely carrying nuclear cargo.

      From the standpoint of being hijacked, trucks on random unpublished routes are far less likely to be intercepted by bad guys than trains.

    6. Re:Trains? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      Who says they don't?

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    7. Re:Trains? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Interesting

      To add to that, you have the complication of security while the train sits in a marshalling yard, or is waiting to be offloaded onto a truck for final destination delivery anyway. There is a lot of waiting around that a train does, while a truck can be loaded in a high security area and immediately drive out and onto the road.

    8. Re:Trains? by AHuxley · · Score: 2

      The nuclear flask trains seem to attract the press, green groups, locals, students and activist, federal police and state police and political leaders.
      The track has to be inspected, news leaks out.
      Everybody putting some spin on the move and the cops going deep under cover to earn work on their eco credibility.
      With a truck, you have daily, weekly, monthly base deliveries of everyday products, spares, unique spares and a few nuclear parts in a random mix of big brand and no brand contractors..

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    9. Re:Trains? by Dantoo · · Score: 1

      If it requires a heavyweight truck to transport these things then doesn't being on a train actually add security? It's not like somebody isn't going to notice you trans-shipping the "item". I figure that it would require at the very least a container forklift. If it's already on a truck on a highway it must be easier to just make it disappear?

    10. Re:Trains? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      No, it requires a truck to carry the sealed container unit, you could quite easily get a nuclear weapon on the back of a pickup if you can get into the container.

    11. Re:Trains? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not use trains, at least for most of the journey?

      Two words: Atomic Hobo.

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    12. Re:Trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Under Seige II.

    13. Re:Trains? by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but if your train does get hijacked you can always get Steven Seagal to rescue you.

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    14. Re:Trains? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That can be mitigated in ways. On the train manifest, the particular container (I would imagine that if they sent this kind of stuff, it's specialized handling container would be in a standard ISO container) can be flagged as a "hot to chassis" delivery, which gets unloaded with priority. They unhook the car, roll it to a sidetrack, pull the container off the rail frame with a rubber-tire gantry, and drop it on a highway chassis. The truck then hooks up, and drives out the gate.

      None of this, however, prevents the problem of trains being very obvious, and not having the ability to change their route easily, nor the ability to change timing without screwing over every other train scheduled to use that section of track.

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    15. Re:Trains? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Trains? Extra handling. The train cannot go directly into the storage facility like a truck can, so you must put it on a truck at the start of the journey. Building > truck > train > truck > building, instead of building > truck > building. You're introducing extra possibility of an accident.

    16. Re:Trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, you can like build tracks that go inside the facility ? Most big plants would have them anyway.

    17. Re:Trains? by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      Didn't you see the movie Super-8?

    18. Re:Trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You clearly haven't used the trains in the western United States.

    19. Re:Trains? by Bork · · Score: 2

      They do use trains - but not for moving material though. They but a lot of press into the safety and durability of the container used to move material by train for one reason - to draw attention to it. They make a show of moving something by train so that the protesters have a target to protest against, protesters feel they accomplished something in harassing the trains movement.

      Its like a magic show, it diverts attention from whats really going on. While everyone is looking at the nuclear train, the real movement was done about a week or two earlier in the truck that looked like it was delivering wonder bread.

    20. Re:Trains? by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      Why not use trains, at least for most of the journey?

      Two words: Atomic Hobo.

      Hobo With A Warhead

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    21. Re:Trains? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Darn! I was hoping for skimpily dressed schoolgirls riding crank-along carts accompanied by a plinky-plonky piano.

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    22. Re:Trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tried that, with disasterous results (and disasterous acting)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_Train

    23. Re:Trains? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      pfft, he's useless unless backed by a porter

    24. Re:Trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haven't there been several movies about moving nukes on trains? It always ends badly.

    25. Re:Trains? by TBedsaul · · Score: 1

      Why not use trains, at least for most of the journey?

      Two words: Atomic Hobo.

      Next! on Syfy!

    26. Re:Trains? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Freight by train is pretty much left to huge quantities of stuff that is being moved to a single location - coal, for example. Cars for another.

      Pretty much everything else goes by truck today with huge volumes of trucks operating on the highways.

      Also, the regulations for trains, especially involving grade level crossings, make trains an extremely difficult way to move anything that doesn't absolutely require a train.

      Between this and the fact all the right-of-way is owned by freight companies is the reason the idea of high speed rail in the US is such a joke. We would pretty much have to carve out a swath of homes, offices, schools, etc. to lay entirely new tracks for such projects - as they are finding out. Sure, we could have had a rail system, but it would have required thinking about it in 1970 and keeping the passenger rails rather than ripping them up and selling off the land. It's gone now and the only way to get it back is to condemm vast areas of the US to lay new tracks.

      Not going to happen anywhere there are people.

    27. Re:Trains? by peach4964 · · Score: 1

      Trains were last used to move nuclear WHs/Bombs in the mid-1980's because of security concerns. Deliberate acts (sabotage, etc) were/are more of an issue than accidents.

    28. Re:Trains? by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      To cause havoc and/or gain access to the nuclear weapon on board a train, I just have to have a well timed attack on the tracks its on. To do the same with the truck I have to actually attack the truck and its escort vehicles. The vehicle can be rerouted to avoid a potential ambush much more readily than the train can. I would guess that might be a contributing factor in the decision on transport means.

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    29. Re:Trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not use trains, at least for most of the journey? The chance of an accident is much smaller.

      One possible reason: railfans, we will spot the weird looking car almost instantly

    30. Re:Trains? by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Freight by train is pretty much left to huge quantities of stuff that is being moved to a single location - coal, for example. Cars for another.

      Pretty much everything else goes by truck today with huge volumes of trucks operating on the highways.

      As an analyst for a trucking company, I can tell you that's just not true. We're sending an increasing percentage of our trailers over the rail. They're loaded via crane onto flatcars, and taken off the same way on the other end. I don't know that I'm at liberty to say exactly what percentage of our traffic goes rail, but suffice it to say that if we have the choice between sending a trailer over the interstate highways, or sending it over rail - we choose rail, every time.

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    31. Re:Trains? by Schaffner · · Score: 1

      Actually, freight trains are pretty unpredictable. Even Amtrak train move pretty unpredictably. I've seen some Amtrak trains that were more than 12 hours behind schedule.

    32. Re:Trains? by Schaffner · · Score: 1

      Concord Naval Weapons Station used to have a very large rail network, including in the nuke weapons area. The BNSF and Union Pacific both have main lines that go past the base. A group ran a steam locomotive excursion on the line that went by the base. We stopped there to take photos and unloaded several hundred people. A few minutes later trucks loaded with Marines armed with M-16s were there asking us what we were doing there.

    33. Re:Trains? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I guess that the predictability of the transport route would matter in this case.

      The key to unpredictability is when, not where. Letting potential enemies know where you are moving a high value item reduces the area you need to look for them in. Not letting them know when gives you all the time you like to find them.

      But for long range transport of warheads, why not just use air. C17's can lift 77 tonnes over 4500 KM's. How heavy does a nuke get?

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    34. Re:Trains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used to but the trains stuck out like a sore thumb. Imagine an armored fort on rails and you get the idea. They were also slow as the security detachment had to dismount and scout crossing and switches ahead of the train. i remember even as a 10 y.o. that armor or no, it looked very vulnerable.

  3. physical fitness by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not your usual trucker then.

    1. Re:physical fitness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll do an Eddie Murphy and put on a fat suit for the lulz.

    2. Re:physical fitness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope a nuclear trucker! Green skin, bulging muscles, sure you have read about one of the military prototypes.

    3. Re:physical fitness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they should be easy to spot.

      2 really fit, no neck, intense looking sons of bitches, with side arms climb down from a cab at a track stop. Think Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson.

    4. Re:physical fitness by kubernet3s · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that the operatives are trained it physical fitness: I'd hate to see a nuclear arsenal in the hands of someone who doesn't know to properly stretch their calf muscles before a long run

  4. Accidents happen by symbolset · · Score: 5, Informative

    Even the inventors of nuclear bombs didn't want the damned things to exist. They knew they were possible and somebody would invent them - so they did. Oppenheimer said afterward that on watching a nuclear test he was reminded of a verse from the Hindu scripture: "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

    So we don't like these things. We don't want them to have to exist, but they do. And they've got to be moved around, which means over the roads we have. If you shovel enough shit, eventually you get dirty. Shit happens.

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    1. Re:Accidents happen by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

      Followed by Eisenhower's lesser known quote, "All your base are belong to us"

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    2. Re:Accidents happen by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Even the inventors of nuclear bombs didn't want the damned things to exist."

      Nope. Read "The Making of the Atomic Bomb", it's a wonderful book. It describes the history and development of the bomb.

      Some of the scientists were quite eager to create it.

    3. Re:Accidents happen by FudRucker · · Score: 2

      you're not kidding, i used to drive an 18 wheeler, although my cargo was harmless = perishable food items in a reefer, i drove quite a few years and seen some horrific accidents involving tractor-trailer rigs, I wonder if one of those nuke hauling trucks ever hit something at 70+ MPH and was demolished scattering their payload all over the place contaminating the locale and who ever happens to be nearby that does not die in the impact, yeah = i seen wrecks like that

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    4. Re:Accidents happen by evilviper · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even the inventors of nuclear bombs didn't want the damned things to exist.

      That's an incredibly one-dimentional view of things. There were certainly enthusiastic supporters, like Teller. And even Oppenheimer backed off on his recomendation to eliminate the arsenal, once he saw more of international politics.

      Honestly, nuclear bombs are unequivocablly a very good thing. It brought war to its obvious conclusion, and eliminated all delusions around the topic, and attached a stigma to warring nations that didn't exist before, and forced peace upon us all, even those who didn't want it.

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    5. Re:Accidents happen by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What world are you living in? Nuclear weapons didn't bring peace, they brought subterfuge as conflicts between the US and the USSR had to be fought between proxy nations with "aid". It's quite easy to claim that the US and the USSR was at war several times without public acknowledgement.

    6. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You forget that the damned things are made to be aborted after launch and come down with minimal scattering and no explosion.

    7. Re:Accidents happen by lennier · · Score: 2

      So we don't like these things. We don't want them to have to exist, but they do. A

      Yes, we really don't like these things. We don't like them so much that by some unexplainable mysterious accident of fate, sixty years worth of research and infrastructure devoted entirely to incinerating cities full of civilians just... somehow happened. It was the darnedest thing. One day, out of the blue, here was Enrico Fermi wondering what the heck this strange alien contraption was that had materialised in his squash court, the next a bunch of German V2 scientists just sort of wandered into Texas in a daze.

      Anyhoo, long story, here we are with a couple of hundred silos full of flaming toxic megadeath, which we accidentally ordered instead of noodles! Hoo boy, there were some red faces in the Pentagon when that got found out, I tell you! Goes right against our principles to use 'em, of course. Always has. Um. No, we're not going to turn them off. Why? Weeell.... see now, if we *had* them but didn't *use* them, see, that would make us even better people, wouldn't it, than *not* having them and *wanting* to use them? See? That's logic!

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    8. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some of the scientists were quite eager to create it.

      "Jamie wants big boom."

    9. Re:Accidents happen by eyenot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, you're right.

      I love how peacefully calm the world is, today, without any war and nobody worries about nukes any more. Hell, this article doesn't exist. You're having this conversation with your subconcious in a prolonged dream experience.if you die in this dream, you'll return to your successful life married to a young Nancy Reagan with a nice ass. But watch out, the longer you stay in this dream state the more volatile it will become. Simple fears will become overblown out of proportion, your mind will overreact explosively, and your delusion will protect you from dying, thus prklonging the tragedy. While millions of dream surrogates are being microwaved to instananeous crisps, you'll be snugly sniveling in your bunker wringing your hands over all the mustard flavored cheese curls you'll be able to have to your greedy self. You should, i repeat, should not have eaten the mustard flavored ones. Why is it always the mustard with you! OMG bombs on the highwaaaaayyyyyyy.....

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    10. Re:Accidents happen by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There were certainly enthusiastic supporters, like Teller.

      I've never heard his say anything like that.

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    11. Re:Accidents happen by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It brought war to its obvious conclusion, and eliminated all delusions around the topic, and attached a stigma to warring nations that didn't exist before, and forced peace upon us all, even those who didn't want it.

      Actually that was mainly thanks to Europe. Having just been through a second all-out war we didn't want a third and we made that happen through political means. War was not just impractical, it was unthinkable between western European nations. Combined with a UN that was far more effective than anything which came before it became virtually impossible to have any kind of major war between developed nations.

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    12. Re:Accidents happen by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      fret not: sometimes +5 funny doubles as exactly that, and so it does in this case.

    13. Re:Accidents happen by shilly · · Score: 1

      I agree, a fabulous book and an extraordinary story.

    14. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot needs a "-1 Retard" moderation.

      That's a little harsh. What's needed is a "-1 Yeah, because no-one got that..."

      Wait, we do already: "-1 Redundant".

    15. Re:Accidents happen by shoemilk · · Score: 1

      Yes, and Nobel invineted TNT, Gatling invented the Gatling gun to show how futile war is and Pulitzer was the father of yellow jounalism. Remorse and 3.25 will get you a cup of coffee.

    16. Re:Accidents happen by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Honestly, nuclear bombs are unequivocablly a very good thing. It brought war to its obvious conclusion, and eliminated all delusions around the topic, and attached a stigma to warring nations that didn't exist before, and forced peace upon us all, even those who didn't want it.

      And so you wouldn't have any problem with Iran having nukes then, if trhey're such a good idea?

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    17. Re:Accidents happen by Cwix · · Score: 1

      You made me snort coffee out my nose.

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    18. Re:Accidents happen by dave420 · · Score: 2

      If they abide by international regulations regarding nuclear weapons and material, of course not. Let them have them.

    19. Re:Accidents happen by Tom · · Score: 5, Informative

      and forced peace upon us all,

      You have an extremely... american definition of "us all".

      There have been (depending on how you count) around 150-200 wars since 1945. At least 10 mio. people have died in only the 5 largest of these (Korea, Vietnam, Iran-Iraq, Sudan, Congo).

      The only parts of the world that have been largely peaceful since WW2 are Western Europe and the USA.

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    20. Re:Accidents happen by oPless · · Score: 1

      New here aren't you ?

    21. Re:Accidents happen by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 0

      War was not just impractical, it was unthinkable between western European nations. Combined with a UN that was far more effective than anything which came before it became virtually impossible to have any kind of major war between developed nations.
      lol wut?. If you think without the threat of total annihilation the Soviets wouldn't have conquered all of western Europe you are higher than a kite. As for the UN being effective, yeah they did a real good job stopping genocide in Rwanda, solving the crisis in Sudan, and helping rebuild the govt. in Somalia.

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    22. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some good videos out there showing the testing they put those containers through.

      I think even if the truck was hit by a train, we'd be fine.

      I generally don't worry about this kind of stuff, because people know it's dangerous so it's treated appropriately as such. The stuff to worry about it the every day almost as dangerous stuff that no one really pays attention to.

    23. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, all bad things that did not happen did not happen due to nuclear bombs, and all bad things that did happen happened due to the inefficacy of the UN.

    24. Re:Accidents happen by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Obviously the world is still a war torn mess.. but we haven't seen any world war level conflicts in a while. The major powers all know it’s essentially impossible to fight a conventional war with each other without resulting to nuclear weapons at the end and the eventual destruction of both parties. The cold war was fought in proxy for this reason (and even then people were scared.. I personally believe Korea was all about testing the whole "can we fight without nukes" thing.. ).

      The trade off is of course the constant fear of complete annihilation from some lunatic leader or fanatic group..

    25. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er.. that game title is really dumb. "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_Wing" How do I even say that?

    26. Re:Accidents happen by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Oppenheimer said afterward that on watching a nuclear test he was reminded of a verse from the Hindu scripture: "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

      You say that like it's a bad thing. :p

    27. Re:Accidents happen by JSBiff · · Score: 2

      "It brought war to its obvious conclusion. . ."

      Tell that to Iraq, or Afghanistan, or Vietnam, or. . . well, an almost endless list of nations which have been torn apart by wars which happened in the last 70 years.

      I guess the logical conclusion of war must be that it happens to those nations which aren't "lucky enough" to have nuclear weapons.

    28. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "and forced peace upon us all, even those who didn't want it."

      Try telling that to the Iraqis and the Afghanis, you fucktard.

    29. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dunno, Tom. Korea and Vietnam are rather good examples the grandparent commenter's point. MacArthur urged the president to allow him to surge into China -- which would have greatly expanded the conflict. The US and USSR had a proxy war in Vietnam (and Afghanistan in the 1980s, for that matter) without things escalating between them. These are precisely the sorts of conflicts that helped trigger WWI and WWII, and the threat of nuclear war ties the hands of the great powers. Not saying I like it, but he seems to have a point.

    30. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A larger percent of the human population lives in peace then ever before and that percent has been growing ever since ww 2, the world is indeed getting more peaceful. Its just media hype like how crime is going out of control everywhere when it is in fact dropping.

    31. Re:Accidents happen by onyxruby · · Score: 2

      By your own count on the number of people killed it has been a phenomenal success. WWI alone saw an estimated 8.5 million killed and WWII saw another 20 million killed. And I'm not even including civilian casualties.

      Consider that the population of the world has expanded from roughly 2 billion in WW2 to 7 billion now that is an achievement otherwise unheralded in human history. Insinuate what you will about humanity but it took nuclear weapons to bring about today's age of relative peace.

      Study your history, there has never been a single year without war. This is why nukes were named 'peacemakers', it was what they did.

    32. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Propaganda?

    33. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only parts of the world that have been largely peaceful since WW2 are Western Europe and the USA.

      And Australia!

      They don't count though, since they're a bunch murderers and thieves anyways.

    34. Re:Accidents happen by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      Reality check, and it doesn't have a damn thing to do with European politics. Europe was forced into peace by the constant threat of the soviets and their occupation of the entire eastern half of the continent. One of the earliest treaties that helped establish peace in Europe was the one that founded NATO in 1949.

    35. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they were eager to conduct the medical experiments at Nagasaki and Hiroshima - namely, what are the short term and long terms effects of radiation from nuclear explosions on unprotected civilians. Mengele, eat you heart out.

    36. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now we are all sons of bitches"
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    37. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were certainly enthusiastic supporters, like Teller.

      Is that why he doesn't talk much?

    38. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they were eager that it didn't happen in Hawaii or California...

    39. Re:Accidents happen by L3370 · · Score: 2

      Maybe they should get some nukes and join the peace community like us!
      /flamesuit

    40. Re:Accidents happen by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think you're getting confused. The UN was really a cold-war institution: it had a "Security Council" (the only part with any real power) that's run by the USA, USSR, and China, and UK and France (I'm talking about 20+ years ago when there was a USSR). Those are all the major cold-war powers. What major conflicts happened between those powers between the end of WWII and the fall of the USSR? None.

      Dealing with ethnic conflicts in poor, third-world countries is something the UN was simply never set up to handle. The UN appears to have been fairly effective at its mission, which was to prevent war between the major powers. Dealing with internal strife in small African nations was never its mission. For the UN to ever be effective at this kind of stuff, it needs to be totally re-worked, as the whole Security Council thing is just a holdover from the now-extinct Cold War.

    41. Re:Accidents happen by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      You mean, like article 2 of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, which Iran has signed and ratified?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_non_proliferation_treaty

      Article II: Each non-NWS party undertakes not to receive, from any source, nuclear weapons, or other nuclear explosive devices; not to manufacture or acquire such weapons or devices; and not to receive any assistance in their manufacture.

    42. Re:Accidents happen by khallow · · Score: 0

      What world are you living in? Nuclear weapons didn't bring peace, they brought subterfuge as conflicts between the US and the USSR had to be fought between proxy nations with "aid". It's quite easy to claim that the US and the USSR was at war several times without public acknowledgement.

      While I roll my eyes at puffery like the grandparent wrote, it does remain that nuclear weapons have prevented a third world war (well, at least a "hot" one). War isn't a bit you set. It also matters how much damage is done in wars, not just whether they happen or not. I'd say that because of nuclear weapons, we haven't had another war with astronomical body count.

    43. Re:Accidents happen by khallow · · Score: 1

      The only parts of the world that have been largely peaceful since WW2 are Western Europe and the USA.

      I'd count the rest of the world in there too. 10 million people globally (plus the bodies from the other wars during this period) isn't very much for more than 65 years of war. IMHO it's more than an order of magnitude lower than the rate during the first half of the 20th century, including civilian casualties.

    44. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world is the most peaceful it has ever been in all of human history if measured by the percentage of the population dieing by being murdered by other people. This includes war and crime. The few small skirmishes you are reading about in the newspapers are very, very, small compared to past conflicts.

    45. Re:Accidents happen by Ltap · · Score: 1

      There is one exception and that is the near-psychopathic Edward Teller, who was obsessed with using nuclear weapons to "solve" every problem. He was trotted out for years as a token pro-nuclear scientist by the US government and people have far too much respect for him.

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    46. Re:Accidents happen by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      And in the 60 years before 1945? How many casualties were there of wars then? Let's use half that time - how peaceful was it in just the THIRTY years before 1945?

      It was clear that war was growing remarkably in brutality and scope, with the ever-advancing mechanization of destruction, citizen-armies, and the concept of total war.

      It was, that is, until 1945.

      People react viscerally to nuclear weapons, and can't quite comprehend how the idea of an escalation in lethality could actually lead to less great-power war.

      The fact is that the OP is right; the 'wars' you talk about barely even ranked MENTION in the history books before 1945. Proxy wars between greater powers, tribal genocides, border disputes between smaller states - the number of deaths in each of these were large, but their likelihood of conflagrating into world-consuming general war was incredibly low.

      The fact is that now wars are fought on a scale that would have made Rudyard Kipling laugh at their triviality. 100 casualties in a day is a massive tragedy for us - at Arras, the casualty rate was over 4000/day for two months.

      Yes, nuclear weapons are horrific. That horror has arguably prevented much more loss of life than it ever caused.

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    47. Re:Accidents happen by Tom · · Score: 1

      The fact is that the OP is right; the 'wars' you talk about barely even ranked MENTION in the history books before 1945. Proxy wars between greater powers, tribal genocides, border disputes between smaller states - the number of deaths in each of these were large, but their likelihood of conflagrating into world-consuming general war was incredibly low.

      As were most wars prior to the Great War (WW1). World-consuming general war is an abnormality, no matter how you look at it.

      The fact is that now wars are fought on a scale that would have made Rudyard Kipling laugh at their triviality. 100 casualties in a day is a massive tragedy for us - at Arras, the casualty rate was over 4000/day for two months.

      Again, you have a rather distorted view of the world. What the heck are you looking at? US casualties in dramatically one-sided wars? The Korean war had an average of almost 3000 casualties per day, for three years. The Iran-Iraq war had ~350/day for eight years. The 2nd Congo war had ~2000/day for five years.
      It is your 4000/day for 2 months figure that pales in comparison.

      I'm sure nukes have prevented a war between USA/USSR and major wars in Western Europe. But that doesn't mean "we all" have a peaceful time. Those of us who enjoyed that benefit are ~10% of the world population, and we did it at the cost of being afraid of armageddon for most of the time.

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    48. Re:Accidents happen by Tom · · Score: 1

      You need to count all the other wars as well. I listed five of 150-200. Granted, the largest five, but still only 2-3% of the total number of conflicts. I don't have numbers, and many of those wars were fairly small, but I'd say we will easily reach another 40 mio. - i.e. another WW2.

      Sure, WW2 is unmatched (WW1 not so much - look here for others).

      However, we have a steady decline of violence in human history. If you look at the list I linked above, and sort by percentage of the world population, WW2 comes in 5th and WW1 in 8th place.

      We don't know how much of that general decline we can attribute to nukes. However, that wasn't the point. The point was that "peaceful" may describe USA and Western Europe post-WW2, but definitely not the rest of the world.

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    49. Re:Accidents happen by Tom · · Score: 1

      If you ain't from the USA, you don't exist. How could you exist if Hollywood wasn't around to make a movie about you guys.

      Then I'm just soooo glad that I'm German - Hollywood has made tons of movies about us. In fact, if that is your unit of measurement, we're probably more real than you. :-)

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    50. Re:Accidents happen by Tom · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you and everyone else that the world has become more peaceful in general.

      I don't agree that it's because of nukes, not outside USA, USSR and Western Europe.

      On the general history of violence:
      http://www.ted.com/talks/steven_pinker_on_the_myth_of_violence.html

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    51. Re:Accidents happen by Tom · · Score: 1

      But that is exactly the point I am making:

      Yes, nukes prevented these wars from spreading into the actual countries that were behind them. They kept the USA and China/USSR in peace - but not Korea or Vietnam.

      I didn't say there was no effect. But the GP claimed this effect was valid for "all of us", and it clearly isn't.

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    52. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh what? Aborted after launch? Where the fuck did you hear anything stupid like that?

      No. Just no. Nuclear warheads are not abortable. Once you launch those puppies they're going all the way to their target and detonating as programmed unless something external "interferes" with them. "Interferes" with them as in physically destroys them.

    53. Re:Accidents happen by lennier · · Score: 2

      I'd say that because of nuclear weapons, we haven't had another war with astronomical body count.

      Up til 2009, you could also have said that complex financial instruments had prevented a worldwide financial crash. The system worked just fine, until it didn't. Up til 1914, you could have said that the intricate web of mutual European treaties prevented a huge war. Until the day it didn't. And then the existence of these systems made the problem worse.

      I can't help but think that, fifty years of bizarro deterrence logic aside, we are actually objectively less safe for having these devices. If we'd rather that our cities weren't irradiated and burned to a cinder, perhaps t would be simpler to not build devices designed to irradiate them and burn them to a cinder.

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    54. Re:Accidents happen by lennier · · Score: 1

      This is why nukes were named 'peacemakers', it was what they did.

      So it turns out Mao was just a good student of American foreign policy: political power does flow from the barrel of a gun^Watomic warhead!

      Or perhaps all those gun barrels pointed at the world created a wave of fear and hatred of the US and shunted the problem into the future.

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    55. Re:Accidents happen by shilly · · Score: 1

      Eh? It was a required text in my history of science course 20 years ago. So no, not really!

    56. Re:Accidents happen by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      There were certainly enthusiastic supporters, like Teller.

      I've never heard his say anything like that.

      Because Penn won't shut his fucking mouth long enough.

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    57. Re:Accidents happen by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      The only reason the UN was even minimally effective was because it provided a venue for the nuclear powers -- who almost exclusively make up the Security Council -- to hash out problems diplomatically. Without the constant threat of nuclear war to bring those parties to the table, literally and figuratively, there's no reason to think that the UN would have been any more effective than the League of Nations.

      And the League, as you'll recall, was also set up in the aftermath of a staggeringly destructive war, by a great number of very committed people, and it couldn't and didn't do the job. In other words, the memory of the utter hell that was the Great War wasn't enough, even among people who had lived through it, to keep the peace through diplomatic methods alone. However, the threat of total global annihilation has kept things in check for more than three generations now.

      Given how close the Cold War came to going 'hot' even with nuclear weapons making it into a no-win situation, it's laughable to suggest that we wouldn't have gone there in their absence -- when either side could have talked themselves into believing that they could have obtained a real advantage by fighting.

      The horrors of conventional war have never been enough to keep people from deluding themselves into thinking that it can be won (because, bluntly, it can be); nuclear war is unique in that it is quite obvious that there can be no winner, and it is to everyone's advantage to avoid, all the time.

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    58. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. The part of the World that matters.

    59. Re:Accidents happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is that the OP is right; the 'wars' you talk about barely even ranked MENTION in the history books before 1945. Proxy wars between greater powers, tribal genocides, border disputes between smaller states - the number of deaths in each of these were large, but their likelihood of conflagrating into world-consuming general war was incredibly low.

      As were most wars prior to the Great War (WW1). World-consuming general war is an abnormality, no matter how you look at it.

      The fact is that now wars are fought on a scale that would have made Rudyard Kipling laugh at their triviality. 100 casualties in a day is a massive tragedy for us - at Arras, the casualty rate was over 4000/day for two months.

      Again, you have a rather distorted view of the world. What the heck are you looking at? US casualties in dramatically one-sided wars? The Korean war had an average of almost 3000 casualties per day, for three years. The Iran-Iraq war had ~350/day for eight years. The 2nd Congo war had ~2000/day for five years.
      It is your 4000/day for 2 months figure that pales in comparison.

      I'm sure nukes have prevented a war between USA/USSR and major wars in Western Europe. But that doesn't mean "we all" have a peaceful time. Those of us who enjoyed that benefit are ~10% of the world population, and we did it at the cost of being afraid of armageddon for most of the time.

      Arras was one single battle in WW1. You quoted entire wars as a counter example. How about other battles? Passchendale (5 months, at least 400,000 casualties). The Somme (60,000 in one day). Averaging out the total casualties in WW1, you are looking at over 26,000 a day.

    60. Re:Accidents happen by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      " World-consuming general war is an abnormality, no matter how you look at it."

      Really? I'd say that interstate conflict between the Great Powers was depressingly frequent (at slightly less than once per century), and it was really only such a conflict that had the chance to - and occasionally did - flare up into general systemwide conflagration.

      Going backward from WWI:
      1870-71 Franco-Prussian War
      1866 - Austro-Prussian War
      1792-1815 Napoleonic Wars - general systemwide conflict
      1854-55 Crimean War
      1756-1763 7 Years' War
      1740-48 War of Austrian Succession
      1701-1713 War of Spanish Succession
      1618-1648 30 years' War - general systemwide conflict

      So yes, in a sense we agree - nuclear weapons have prevented great power wars.

      I'm not demeaning the tragedy of non-great power conflicts, not at all. But ignoring political correctness, we have to recognize that as tragic as other wars are (dead is dead, whether you're a Tutsi killed by a Hutu, or an American-backed Cuban rebel shot by a Soviet-backed Cuban soldier), no matter how large they can be in terms of dead (Asian conflicts in particular have a depressing habit of experiencing typical numbers of dead by orders of magnitude more than what are usual for the Western world...), these 'peripheral' conflicts CAN'T blossom into system-wide wars unless and until great powers become involved. Thus in the absolute sense, nuclear weapons have capped conflicts into remaining peripheral or proxy wars - and that is certainly an intrinsic good for the system, if certainly the opposite for the unfortunate peoples who now suffer instead of the first-world peoples for their governments' goals.

      One might argue persuasively that by removing the threat of imminent personal vulnerability to war from their respective heartlands, nuclear weapons have made such peripheral wars MORE common directly because of the near-impossibility that (for example) Washington, London, Paris, Berlin, or Moscow will ever have to burn because of bad geopolitical choices of their leader. That, in fact, I would largely agree with. It makes Robert E Lee's comment even more prescient: "It is well that war is so terrible -- lest we should grow too fond of it." Having successfully tucked 'war' out of sight, perhaps our politicians resort far too casually to a tool that they know their loved-ones will never have to face themselves.

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    61. Re:Accidents happen by Tom · · Score: 1

      Going backward from WWI:

      And then you list european wars that nobody outside Europe so much as cared about. That is exactly the point I am making.

      When I say "world", I mean the planet, not the five countries that thought themselves the epicenter of everything for a short while.

      Thus in the absolute sense, nuclear weapons have capped conflicts into remaining peripheral or proxy wars

      No disagreement there.

      My only point was against the great-great-...-parent who said that we all (emphasis mine) have enjoyed peaceful times ever since WW2, thanks to nukes.

      And that simply isn't true, unless you have such a distorted view that the 40 or so mio. people who died in wars since WW2 don't count.

      That's all I've ever critised. As long as you don't write "we all", but "we in the western world" or something, I completely agree.

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    62. Re:Accidents happen by Tom · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I misplaced that.

      Yes, without doubt, WW1 had the most destructive battles to date, and many of them had more casualties than entire wars.

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    63. Re:Accidents happen by khallow · · Score: 1
      I was away for a few days, but I do have something to say about this post.

      Up til 2009, you could also have said that complex financial instruments had prevented a worldwide financial crash.

      You would have been wrong, but sure, you could have said that. There is a very long history of such failures, including Tulipmania and the South Sea Company.

      I'd say rather that it is common for a new financial innovation to be speculated on to excess, sometimes which results in a financial crisis. Then after the crash, people figure out how to use the new thing while regulations are adopted to control how the innovation is used. Thus, it stops being a problem.

      The huge difference between financial systems and nuclear weapons is that there's vast incentive to cut corners on regulation and due diligence for financial instruments. The people manipulating the financial instruments are using Other Peoples' Money while collecting on transaction costs and such. The politicians see deregulation of such instruments as both a boon to their personal finances and a way to grow the economy much faster.

      While any corners you cut on nuclear weapons could possibly result in the deaths of everyone you ever knew.

      I can't help but think that, fifty years of bizarro deterrence logic aside, we are actually objectively less safe for having these devices. If we'd rather that our cities weren't irradiated and burned to a cinder, perhaps t would be simpler to not build devices designed to irradiate them and burn them to a cinder.

      There's another word for "bizarro deterrence logic", "fact". Russia had prior to 1945, a roughly 650 year history of expansion (starting with the Grand Duchy of Moscow) through conquest or absorption of its neighbors. That all changed after the Second World War. Only explanation that fits is the invention of nuclear weapons which changed the game.

      As to the desire to not have nuclear weapons, sure that would be nice. It won't happen as long as there is advantage to be had for having nuclear weapons while opponents do not.

    64. Re:Accidents happen by khallow · · Score: 1

      You need to count all the other wars as well. I listed five of 150-200.

      With the lion's share of casualties. There's not a point to make here.

      However, we have a steady decline of violence in human history. If you look at the list I linked above, and sort by percentage of the world population, WW2 comes in 5th and WW1 in 8th place.

      Unless, of course, the wars for which we don't have serious numbers are vastly overstated. Note that many of these wars occurred in China and are based on census data which could be very inefficient in the chaotic period after a war.

    65. Re:Accidents happen by Tom · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, the wars for which we don't have serious numbers are vastly overstated. Note that many of these wars occurred in China and are based on census data which could be very inefficient in the chaotic period after a war.

      That's why there are usually both low and high estimates listed.

      But all that isn't the point. I don't really care about a few million casualties more or less. We have many millions of deaths caused by wars after WW2, so clearly the world at large is not in all-happy-hippies peace.

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  5. This ain't news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nukes on 18-wheelers? Ho hum. What should be news is other, obscure but public, information about the lasting environmental effects of nuclear weapons production in the 1950s and 1960s, for example millions of acres of contaminated land that are under "long term stewardship" and the DOE's plans to guard them until the year 4000.

    1. Re:This ain't news. by Z00L00K · · Score: 2

      Nukes on 18-wheelers would have been news before 1945 but not after.

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  6. So the Heavy Weapons Guy was right after all by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    Cart does not push self, it pulls itself in this case.

    (Apologies to TF2's cart-push gamemode)

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    1. Re:So the Heavy Weapons Guy was right after all by Canazza · · Score: 1

      And it's not that little either.

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  7. What could possibly go wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
  8. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why would it feel any different than trucking a couple of thousand bees? Or oil? Or some potentially dangerous material?

    Nuclear warheads and uranium don't just up and spontaneously explode y'know.

  9. Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by NimbleSquirrel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I heard about this some years ago, and the reason was rather sinister.
    The way I heard it is that nuclear non-proliferation treaties that the US has signed to limit the number of warheads in its arsenal. However warheads in transit do not count towards this total, and in the interests of security the US is not obliged to reveal how many warheads it has in transit at any one time or where they are going. By keeping a percentage of it arsenal perpetually driving around the US, the US government can effectively sidestep nuclear warhead limits imposed by non-proliferation treaties.

    1. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The way I heard it is that nuclear non-proliferation treaties that the US has signed to limit the number of warheads in its arsenal. However warheads in transit do not count towards this total, and in the interests of security the US is not obliged to reveal how many warheads it has in transit at any one time or where they are going. By keeping a percentage of it arsenal perpetually driving around the US, the US government can effectively sidestep nuclear warhead limits imposed by non-proliferation treaties.

      Bogus. Read the treaties. Here's a good place to start:

      http://www.state.gov/documents/organization/140035.pdf

      The reason is that it's far cheaper than flying them around, not to mention that an airplane crash is far more likely to cause either widespread contamination than a semitruck flipping over. The trailers can be designed to contain the materials compeltely at the energies involved - what are they going to do on an aircraft, put the nuclear materials inside a giant "black box"? (-;

      Another risk involved with transporting them by air is that there's a much higher chance of them getting lost. There are in fact a good number of warheads buried in inaccessible locations because of aircraft mishaps, including a few in the CONUS.

    2. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Hadlock · · Score: 2

      It seems like it would be cheaper to simply lie about how many you have.

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    3. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nope, that's not the reason. Nuclear arms have been systematically in transit even before the first treaties. It made them far less vulnerable to first strikes. (Same principle as nuclear armed subs). Both the USA and the USSR knew this, and knew the other knew. So, when the treaties were signed, there was no question that such weapons would be included. It would be far too obvious a loophole to leave in.

    4. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like it would be cheaper to simply lie about how many you have.

      Pfft! That's so Israeli and Iranian.

    5. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the Chinese are doing what he suggested -- albeit in secret underground train tunnels that span the length of the country.

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    6. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Stickerboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I heard about this some years ago, and the reason was rather sinister.

      The way I heard it is that nuclear non-proliferation treaties that the US has signed to limit the number of warheads in its arsenal. However warheads in transit do not count towards this total, and in the interests of security the US is not obliged to reveal how many warheads it has in transit at any one time or where they are going. By keeping a percentage of it arsenal perpetually driving around the US, the US government can effectively sidestep nuclear warhead limits imposed by non-proliferation treaties.

      Given that the United States, under current treaty limits, has thousands of warheads more than it needs to demolish every potential adversary in the world several times over, such a conspiracy would be both ridiculous and a huge waste of resources. What would keeping 50 more secret warheads traveling as a security risk accomplish when you have more than 5,000 already on hand?

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    7. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not to mention but the USA doesn't have fleet of these

    8. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      There are in fact a good number of warheads buried in inaccessible locations because of aircraft mishaps, including a few in the CONUS.

      Could you kindly tell me more about this?

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    9. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia has a nice list of military nuclear accidents, there are quite a few in there where planes have crashed, or simply dumped their nuclear weapons due to difficulties, and in many cases those weapons are still out there.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_nuclear_accidents

    10. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      If they're secret, how do you know about them? If you know about them, are they secret?

    12. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by bmajik · · Score: 2

      The # of remaining active service warheads is surprisingly small. The entire ground-based ICBM fleet is 3 different detachments of 50 missiles each of the Minuteman. They are in MT, WY, and ND.

      Each minuteman is fitted with 3 warheads in the 300-500KT range.

      So, the entire active-force US ICBM fleet is 450 warheads.

      Of course, this does not cover sea-based ICBMs. The numbers here are actually more substantial: there are 14 Ohio class boats in service, each with 24 Trident missiles. A trident can be equipped with between 4 and 12 warheads, depending on warhead type and treaty compliance. So we have at minium, around 1340 individual warheads in our Ohio-class Trident fleet, but if we broke treaty, and also fitted lower yield warheads, it could be in excess of 10,000 warheads.

      Finally, there are warheads that are delivered by non-ICBM means. These of course cover the nuclear bombs of the USAF and Navy, the nuclear payloads for the ALCM, Tomahawk, and other intelligent guided munitions, and of course we have very low yield nuclear munitions for howitzers and other "large gun" type systems with ballistic profile for in-theater use.

      The point of this is to say that the large spectre of our nuclear deterrant force that most midwestern kids grew up with -- the silo complex in the middle of a field -- has been almost entirely reduced to nothing. 450 warheads, 150 tubes, for the entire US mainland.

      I beleive that treaties were harsh on fixed-installatino ICBM deployments and more lenient on sub-based forces, and I think this favored the US tremendously. It also makes good operational focus, since I am sure all of the relevant people in the former USSR know precisely where all of our land based tubes are, and all of them that haven't already launched will be done within the first 30 minutes.

      Contrastingly, the Sub fleet's mission is to "Get lost". Nobody knows where they are, but enough of them are in position to fire on moments notice. It doesn't matter how many of the ground tubes are disabled, either before or after the first strike, the sub fleet has enough capacity to end humanity by itself.

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    13. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      we have very low yield nuclear munitions for howitzers and other "large gun" type systems with ballistic profile for in-theater use

      We also had the Davy Crockett nuclear recoilless rifle and the warhead could have also been used in the back pack nuke. These devices were meant as a weapon of last resort as well as nuclear artillery as you are basically in the fallout zone and will end up dead. If you ever have a chance to go to the Atomic Testing Museum in Las Vegas you can see some of these devices (I don't know if they are replicas or decommissioned real ones) but it is well worth the cost of admission.

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    14. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Washington Post broke the story late last year:
       
        http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/georgetown-students-shed-light-on-chinas-tunnel-system-for-nuclear-weapons/2011/11/16/gIQA6AmKAO_story.html
       
      Though they can only predict the size/length, not the actual mapped location(s).

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    15. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      That doesn't pass the sniff test of "why would that be necessary".

      The amount of warheads available is already between 5 to 10 times more needed to completely put an end to industrial society in the entire northern hemisphere, why would you need to go through all these gyrations just to have a handful more?

    16. Re:Loophole around non-proliferation treaties... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I was mostly interested in the CONUS stuff, though.

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  10. Re:How's it feel by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 4, Funny

    But what if they did? o.O What then? Do you want the blood of SPONTANEOUS EXPLOSIONS CAUSING THE APOCALYPSE on your hands?

  11. It has to be done by Captain+Hook · · Score: 1

    or else, we may never see Dare Devil in real life.

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  12. trucking those mothers... by xmundt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Greetings and Salutations.
              Nothing surprising about this. Containers of radioactive materials, and nuclear weapons have been trucked around the country for decades. Please note that in that time, There have been a total of three accidents with zero loss of nuclear materials. The bottom line is that the nuclear materials have to be moved somehow, and, overall the current transport system has proved to be safe and effective.
              The world is a dangerous place, but, before we run about screaming that the sky is falling, perhaps we should look at the probabilities of a given disaster. There is always a non-zero chance that any disaster can happen - for that matter quantum theory tells us that there is a non-zero chance that all the oxygen molecules in a room will end up on the left half of the room, leaving nothing but nitrogen on the right half. However, in many cases (like these) the probability of a disaster that releases radiation or puts significant amounts of it in an enemy's hands (or moves all the oxygen out of half of a room) actually happening is so low that it might happen once in the entire lifetime of the universe.
              I would prefer it that we lived in a world where nuclear energy was only used for peaceful purposes, so we did not have to have nuclear weapons to shuffle around the countryside. However, that is not the case. In addition, I want to remind y'all that the US has been transporting those stores of nuclear devices to a secure facility where they are being disassembled. Would you prefer that the DOD build a recycling plant a few blocks down from the local high-school and do the work at the storage location of the warheads? I would think not....I would rather see them transported to a recycling facility that is experienced and out of the population dense areas of the USA.
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    1. Re:trucking those mothers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quantum theory tells us that there is a non-zero chance that all the oxygen molecules in a room will end up on the left half of the room, leaving nothing but nitrogen on the right half

      You don't even need quantum mechanics for this - you can calculate the probability that this will happen with straightforward statistical mechanics. (What's the probability that the first oxygen molecule will be in the left half of the room; given that, what's the probability that the second one will too; and so on.)

      For the probability of all the oxygen molecules spontaneously changing into nitrogen, with the uncertainty principle temporarily papering over the law of conservation of energy - for that, you need quantum mechanics.

    2. Re:trucking those mothers... by EmperorArthur · · Score: 1

      Would you prefer that the DOD build a recycling plant a few blocks down from the local high-school and do the work at the storage location of the warheads? I would think not....I would rather see them transported to a recycling facility that is experienced and out of the population dense areas of the USA.
      pleasant dreams

      I represent that remark.

      NFS was a mile and a half from my high school.

      You know what, no one cared. Why, because we knew the numbers. We where getting a larger dose of radiation from the old CRT TVs they had than from the plant. Also, the high school managed to outbid Dell for supplying computers to them.

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  13. VERY thinly disguised anti nuclear agenda piece by dell623 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What exactly is the point of this piece? To inform us that heavily armoured and secured nuclear cargo moves across the U.S, is that such a massive surprise? 'Tom Clements' is not a 'nuclear security watchdog', he is an anti nuclear activist, working for the heavily anti nuclear lobby group called Friends of the Earth. It is extremely disingenuous to present him as an expert, by definition he has no clue about the kind of security concerns involved. His comments suggest that the 'nuclear weapons on the highway' are armed devices that would go off if the driver goes in the wrong lane or takes a sharp turn. A terrorist capable of breaking through the kind of defences these trucks have would be able to cause a lot more damage by directing those efforts towards the nearest busy downtown area. There is nothing to suggest that there was any security breach in any of the incidents mentioned, that the security arrangements didn't work as intended and that any lives were put at risk.

    1. Re:VERY thinly disguised anti nuclear agenda piece by Dr.+Tom · · Score: 1

      yeah, you all know they can't use the startrek transporter

      this is just a reaction to the approval of several new reactors

      yes, they need security, and it sounds like they have pretty damn good security

      openness is best; if the enemy have all the information and STILL can't get in, that's pretty safe

    2. Re:VERY thinly disguised anti nuclear agenda piece by kqc7011 · · Score: 1

      Not very thinly disguised at all.

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    3. Re:VERY thinly disguised anti nuclear agenda piece by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Why should someone opposed to nuclear weapons be "by definition" not an expert on nuclear weapons security?

      If I was strongly opposed to nuclear weapons I would want to know as much about their dangers as possible..

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    4. Re:VERY thinly disguised anti nuclear agenda piece by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's just more sensationalist anti-American BS that Slashdot calls "stuff that matters". Oh, and thanks to Mother Jones, the bad guys of the week (China, Al Queda, whoever else) have a pretty graphic showing nuclear facilities and transportation routes.

      But aren't Mother Jones just showing up the ineffectiveness of security through obscurity?

      Oh no, because they're not ssome student hacker/blackmailer.

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    5. Re:VERY thinly disguised anti nuclear agenda piece by tomhath · · Score: 1

      It seems Slashdot articles are gearing up for election season. Even the headline of this article is nonsense - Warheads? - no, they're transporting components, not warheads.

    6. Re:VERY thinly disguised anti nuclear agenda piece by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      No, actually, they are not. What they are doing is spreading FUD. It is just FUD you like and buy into.

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    7. Re:VERY thinly disguised anti nuclear agenda piece by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUT, it's WARTRUCKIN'.

    8. Re:VERY thinly disguised anti nuclear agenda piece by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He has no clue about the security involved because he is an anti-nuclear activist and thus not privy to the full security measures being taken. An anti-nuclear activist, by definition, does not have access to the full security procedures used to secure nuclear material and most especially nuclear weapons as such information is classified and provided on a "need to know" basis, and he does not have a "need to know".

      You would want to know about their dangers, but you would not be able to get any information that is classified. And, even knowing their dangers, you would not necessarily know about the safety and security procedures. And, as you would be an anti-nuclear activist, you would be guaranteed to be playing up the dangers while downplaying or out-right ignoring the safety and security protocols and procedures.

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    9. Re:VERY thinly disguised anti nuclear agenda piece by lennier · · Score: 1

      yeah, you all know they can't use the startrek transporter

      Well, you can, but the first time they tried it the warhead came back inside out, and the second time it came back with a goatee. The third time there were just two identical warheads sitting on the pad, both claiming to be the original. That's about when they gave up and went for trucks.

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  14. Placards by smurd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope they have their own cleanup and recovery team following them at all times. Since the pictures show a truck with no placards, any normal Emergency Services team must be deemed expendable.

    1. Re:Placards by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps the people that package these things have the sense to put them in something rather safer than a cardboard box.

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    2. Re:Placards by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Ever considered that the containers used are designed to withstand an accident? They do test the containers for that. Worry more about those chlorine tankers passing through every day instead.

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    3. Re:Placards by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Now, now, anyone that does things that you don't like must be dumberer than you. That's essentially the core message of all politics - and this story is all politics.

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    4. Re:Placards by smurd · · Score: 1

      The point was, I don't have to worry about Chlorine Tankers, I can see the big 1017 Chlorine Placard from a distance and wear the appropriate PPE. At least I know what I'm getting into. I realize they package it appropriately, but I would prefer *NOT* to bet my life on it (or at least make an informed decision).

    5. Re:Placards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Men with guns will probably be your first (and hopefully only) sign. We treat enriched uranium with care. Unenriched UF6 however appears to roll with merely an apocalypse proof casket and plackards. Note, paranoid delusional anti-nuke nutjobs, that it's merely very poisonous, not something special at that stage.

    6. Re:Placards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They may or may not have their own cleanup team following it, but they do have a dozen heavily-armed men in the unmarked SUVs around it who will shoot the ass off any uncleared personnel (including your "normal Emergency Services team", which they don't know from Adam and/or terrorists) who insist on approaching the wreck while they're waiting for their team.

    7. Re:Placards by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I hope they have their own cleanup and recovery team following them at all times. Since the pictures show a truck with no placards, any normal Emergency Services team must be deemed expendable.

      I think having big "Baby nuke on board!" signs festooned over the truck might give the game away

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    8. Re:Placards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny. The possible temperatures and kinetic energy dissipation of 10 metric tons at highway speeds could easily annihilate any materials I know about. And I study materials. The idea that a 40 foot truck filled with "crash proof" containers is absurd.

    9. Re:Placards by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      I hope they have their own cleanup and recovery team following them at all times. Since the pictures show a truck with no placards, any normal Emergency Services team must be deemed expendable.

      Or, you know, there are chase cars with agents who can communicate with emergency personnel. (Did you even bother to look at the linked articles?) Or the stuff inside the trailer is clearly placarded, and any accident that doesn't open the outer walls of the trailer wouldn't be severe enough to affect the integrity of its contents.

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    10. Re:Placards by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the UK government who crashed a train into one of those containers at 100mph (on film, and in front of an audience) to test the survivability. (It did not break open).

    11. Re:Placards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Posting AC for good reason.

      Trust me--responders get yanked FAST when incidents do occur. Not out of a sense of safekeeping of the emergency workers, but out of a need to protect the transport material from outsiders.
      Calls go out when calls are permitted to go out. Prior to that, the escort units can keep away responders by announcing that they are on federal assignment.
      After that, if you're still hell-bent on rescuing the flipped truck that is suddenly covered by well-trained emergency responders who got their much, much faster than you did, the escort units always have the old-fashioned option of shooting you. Just think of it as an expedient way to prevent radiation exposure.

    12. Re:Placards by Alioth · · Score: 2

      The containers they put them in are incredibly strong. This is why they go by land, not by air, because it's easy to make something that goes at 50-odd mph very strong just by adding more metal.

      The British tested a nuclear flask by crashing a train into it at 100 mph, with the container angled such that it was struck at its most vulnerable point. The locomotive alone weighed on the order of 120 tonnes, and it had a few carriages behind it too. The nuclear container was not breached despite experiencing forces well in excess of what a road accident could produce.

  15. Sounds like by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Some weird setup for a Tom Clancy or 24 plot.

    1. Re:Sounds like by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Or a Tranformers(tm) cartoon.

      It should be noted that they did this a while back on Transformers(tm).

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  16. Re:How's it feel by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would be a lot more worried about the tankers transporting chlorine or any other kind of hazardous aggressive material. The nuclear material is usually contained very well to withstand normal accidents.

    And not much is likely to happen if a nuclear warhead was involved in an accident since it requires a detonator which should have been removed before transport if proper procedures have been followed.

    The thing you should worry about the most is if someone decides to hijack the cargo. Or the newspaper headlines printing that you had an accident involving a warhead.

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  17. Is it just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or does this sound exactly like a prequel to Blast Corps for the Nintendo 64?

  18. US, Pakistan, Nukes by Compaqt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anybody remember the Atlantic story from a while ago about Pakistan transporting its nukes?

    It was presented as "Oh noes, they move their nukes in ordinary trucks instead of military convoys. Maybe we should invade them and secure their arsenal."

    Lo and behold, the DoE is using the same method in the US.

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    1. Re:US, Pakistan, Nukes by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Well, Pakistan doesn't have much in the way of nuclear security for their nuke arsenal for one thing. So don't kid yourself. Their launch codes going rogue has happened more than once according to intercepted wires. That's different then losing the codes. So in truth I'd be more worried about that, then anything. But the atlantic, meh. Not exactly high journalism to start with.

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    2. Re:US, Pakistan, Nukes by Rostin · · Score: 4, Informative
      Except they aren't. Even the submitted articles, tendentious as they are, admit that the trucks are not ordinary. They are also under constant escort by a pair of SUVs that contain god knows what, which the articles omit for whatever reason. Beyond that, I'd say the concerns over Pakistan stem as much from this..

      Pakistan is an unstable and violent country located at the epicenter of global jihadism, and it has been the foremost supplier of nuclear technology to such rogue states as Iran and North Korea.

      ..(From the first article you linked to, FYI) than from any superficial similarities in the ways that the US and Pakistan transport nuclear materials.

    3. Re:US, Pakistan, Nukes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody remember the Atlantic story from a while ago about Pakistan transporting its nukes?

      It was presented as "Oh noes, they move their nukes in ordinary trucks instead of military convoys. Maybe we should invade them and secure their arsenal."

      Lo and behold, the DoE is using the same method in the US.

      +5 insightful? Seriously? You folks don't see any difference between the internal security of the US and that of Pakistan?

    4. Re:US, Pakistan, Nukes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 Interesting for a comment that is factually incorrect.

    5. Re:US, Pakistan, Nukes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lo and behold, another fuckwit who didn't RTFA gets their comment modded +5.

      Hint: The United States doesn't move nuclear materials in ordinary trucks like ordinary freight. Not at all. Even the fucking Mother Jones article doesn't distort the truth that much.

      I'm off to metamoderation to see about knocking down some of these upmods. It is clear that the average IQ of slashdot has finally dipped below 100.

    6. Re:US, Pakistan, Nukes by rhook · · Score: 1

      The difference here is that Pakistan does not go to the lengths that we do to secure our nukes in transit. And that country is overrun with terrorist groups who would love to get their hands on a nuke.

    7. Re:US, Pakistan, Nukes by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between using ordinary trucks and using trucks that appear normal. Reading the summary should have clued you into the difference.

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  19. LIMITED war by coder111 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Total war on big scale hasn't happened since WW2. No other war has come anywhere close with the scale of casualties and destruction. How high is the chance that USA and USSR would have fought it out on full scale if not for nuclear weapons? Or else, how high is the chance that USSR would have overran western Europe and USA wouldn't have been able to do much about it.

    There has been no major war between world powers, and we have nuclear weapons to thank for that. No matter how much we hate them.

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    1. Re:LIMITED war by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How high is the chance that USA and USSR would have fought it out on full scale if not for nuclear weapons?

      Not as high as you think. Both sides had large armies and fleets of bombers capable of reducing cities to rubble with conventional weapons. Then surface to air missiles were invented and bombers became useless, so the focus shifted to ICBMs. Even if they were not nuclear tipped there would still have been little anyone could do to stop one taking out important buildings with conventional explosives.

      The USSR never had the resources to invade America, and America might have been able to invade the USSR but would have wound up with the same problems the Germans faced with long and bitter winters and difficult conditions. The terrain alone makes it very difficult, and China would never allow US tanks to simply roll through from that side.

      Chances are there would have been a similar cold war, with both sides unwilling to enter a major conflict.

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    2. Re:LIMITED war by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Funny

      so the focus shifted to ICBMs. Even if they were not nuclear tipped there would still have been little anyone could do to stop one taking out important buildings with conventional explosives.

      ICBMs without nukes would have just been incredibly expensive V2s - a complete waste of funding, since they were never accurate enough to drop an HE bomb where it would do any good.

      As to long and bitter winters, it should be noted that we have Montana, Minnesota, Alaska, and Green Bay.

      If we can handle going bare-chested and wearing a cheese on our heads to a football game in the snow, I'm pretty sure we could deal with Russian winters ;-)

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    3. Re:LIMITED war by nedlohs · · Score: 2

      The USSR invading America was never the scenario in the first place.

      The USSR invalding Western Europe was the scenario.

    4. Re:LIMITED war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever started a fire under a fuel tank of a truck to make the gas/petroleum/whatever unfreeze? Because that's how cold russian winters get.

    5. Re:LIMITED war by Hydian · · Score: 1

      You never saw Red Dawn, then?

    6. Re:LIMITED war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hen surface to air missiles were invented and bombers became useless, so the focus shifted to ICBMs. Even if they were not nuclear tipped there would still have been little anyone could do to stop one taking out important buildings with conventional explosives.

      On that point, you are wrong: The Soviets never had the guidance capabilities to target individual buildings with ICBMs -- they were lucky to hit within city limits. For a large part of the Cold War, the United States had the same issues, but managed to address them towards the end of it. In either case, ICBMs loaded with conventional explosives were practically useless.

    7. Re:LIMITED war by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Yes. And yes, we're crazy enough to enjoy it. :)

      Next question.

    8. Re:LIMITED war by Jappus · · Score: 2

      If we can handle going bare-chested and wearing a cheese on our heads to a football game in the snow, I'm pretty sure we could deal with Russian winters ;-)

      Jonking aside, I do think that there's a tiny difference between going to a 2-3 hour long football game session while drinking copious amounts of beer and returning to a well heated home, and trying to survive in Stalin^H^H^H^H^H^HVolgograd for 2-3 months while mostly subsisting on dirt and untreated water. While the enemy occasionally shoots at you. And you get bombarded quite a lot. And the last open fire you've seen was the one half your platoon was burnt to ashes in.

      Yep, both are real fun times. :)

    9. Re:LIMITED war by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      China would never allow US tanks to simply roll through from that side.

      And why not? After the Sino-Soviet split, China pretty much allied itself with US in all matters Soviet. It might have not let American troops on its ground (but then again it just might), but it would surely join the assault if US started it.

    10. Re:LIMITED war by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      ... Then surface to air missiles were invented and bombers became useless...

      A claim for which there is no evidence. Conventional bombing was quite effective against North Vietnam, equipped with some of the USSRs best SAMs - it has been effective in every post-WWII conflict where it has been employed.

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    11. Re:LIMITED war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, nope. Russian winters are a whole different scale. Only the very must southern tips of Russia are in the same latitude as Montana, Minnesota, etc. Alaska is comparable though.

      Northern Russia gets so fucking cold its unreal. Like, -60 F. Its a nightmare.
       

    12. Re:LIMITED war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they are like the dog that caught the car it was chasing. What then?

      What would the Soviet Union been able to do with an occupied Europe? The Europeans practiced passive resistance. And certainly the peoples of eastern Germany where a tremendous resource for the Russians.

      The whole stand off along the 'Iron Curtain' was an exercise in wasted effort and money which continues to be propagated by the Military Industrial Political complex with the express purpose of draining the US Taxpayer dry. (A task I would suggest they have succeeded at.)

      Regards,

      Chris

    13. Re:LIMITED war by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Sure. But I also saw Star Wars and didn't consider the Empire blowing up the Earth with a Death Star as being presented as a realistic scenario either.

    14. Re:LIMITED war by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Only the very must southern tips of Russia are in the same latitude as Montana, Minnesota, etc.

      Latitude doesn't dictate temperature. Britian and France are at the same latitude as Canada as well, yet Canada is VASTLY colder.

      Northern Russia gets so fucking cold its unreal. Like, -60 F. Its a nightmare.

      I've been in -40F degree weather in the contiguous US, and that's without actually trying to find a particularly cold area.

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  20. NCIS by Sollord · · Score: 2

    This the plot of an old NCIS LA episode... The only way Hollywood could come up with a way to realistically steal a nuke was to have it be an inside job and even then it was just to manipulate the stock market. Even then I highly doubt they ship live nukes with the detonator installed via trucks. If they're gonna move live fully armed nukes they'll strap them to a bomber I know the anti-nuke crowd hate the DOE and the military but they're aren't recklessly stupid. Everyone knows they only do stupid shit when the Air Force puts them on bombers.

    1. Re:NCIS by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

      If they're gonna move live fully armed nukes they'll strap them to a bomber...

      AFAIK, they're not even armed if strapped to a plane which is flying into mission, the detonator is only placed in the bomb (and the bomb therefor armed) the moment it's going to be dropped.

    2. Re:NCIS by Sollord · · Score: 2

      The detonator has to be in the bomb somewhere to get in or on the bomber since it's not likely they can crawl out on the wings of a B52 or in the bomb bay B1/B2 and slip it in

    3. Re:NCIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure the bomb bay is flight-crew accessible...

    4. Re:NCIS by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Most US nuclear weapons are fully assembled when they are aboard an aircraft on a nuclear mission (although intentional flights with nuclear weapons was stopped in the 1960s after a spate of crashes), but control is limited by the Permissive Action Link, which blocks a lot of components in the weapon until a code is supplied by the aircraft (usually just prior to launch of the weapon).

      Many countries use American supplied PALs, or systems based on the PAL designs, after it was decided that international nuclear weapons safety was a higher priority than inadvertently disclosing US wahead design details via PAL design considerations.

    5. Re:NCIS by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Of course, the PAL only stops somebody from using the nuke 15 minutes after stealing it, and then only if the code isn't set to "000000" as it apparently was during the cold war.

      If the thieves get the warhead to someplace safe from prying eyes they can take their time and disassemble the thing, and replace the control circuitry with something more primitive. Designing a warhead is hard, but rewiring a detonator is probably fairly easy unless somebody designed the thing to be hard to disassemble without causing a non-critical detonation of the explosives (creating a huge mess and a small scale radioactive disaster, but likely making it pretty hard to figure out how the thing looked before all the explosives went off, and nowhere near the mess of an actual nuclear detonation).

    6. Re:NCIS by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I know the anti-nuke crowd hate the DOE

      Who doesn't?

    7. Re:NCIS by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Residing the detonator would be incredibly hard, as modern weapons are not simple devices - the cores have a jacket of explosives which is split into segments, and the segments are set off at intervals (very very small intervals) in order to create compression waves in the core itself.

      The PAL controls the detonation of those explosives in a precise order. Remove the PAL and you no longer have the detonation sequence...

      Reverse engineering that requires all the skill of designing and building the device in the first place, as it requires specific math in order to create the best yield from a smaller mass - get it wrong and you just blow th core up and little else (some modern weapons are designed to contain a non-nuclear exlosion within the weapon itself - so you don't even get a duty bomb effect).

    8. Re:NCIS by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Residing? Fucking iPad autocorrect - that was redesigning.

    9. Re:NCIS by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Even if they do ship an assembled bomb, there is the issue of the permissive action link (PAL).

      The bomb is assembled in such a way that to physically disable the PAL, what's left afterwards can't actually be detonated and must be rebuilt at the factory to turn it back into a working weapon. Additionally, knowing the code and knowing how to send it to the PAL isn't enough. For a warhead for a missile, the PAL must also sense the hard acceleration of the boost phase, it must also sense the freefall phase and the re-entry phase before it will arm the weapon. You'd also need to steal an ICBM too.

  21. Meh by fireylord · · Score: 3, Informative

    I take it neither you or the (somewhat sensationalist) gp have any inkling of just how well physically protected the load is in these situations?

    1. Re:Meh by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      That's largely true, though I would be really interested to see how they would survive falling off a high road bridge and landing on a spiky granite boulder..

      But; going back to what would likely happen in a crash. Physically well protected things have a tendency to involve large masses of steel or concrete or both. Sometimes aluminium and titanium, but those tend to be more expensive. I would guess that this could be quite an exciting crash even if it didn't involve any nuclear spillage at all. I can see a need for research grant coming on..

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    2. Re:Meh by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      The UK government demonstrated the strength of the containers used back in 1985 by crashing a train into one at 100mph - the container survived intact. There's a youtube video of it linked further up thread.

    3. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK government demonstrated the strength of the containers used back in 1985 by crashing a train into one at 100mph - the container survived intact. There's a youtube video of it linked further up thread.

      That's amazing! A train in the UK reaching 100mph!??!

  22. Re:How's it feel by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Informative

    Uranium hexafluride is nasty stuff just in chemical terms.

  23. Re:How's it feel by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Funny

    So is Sodium Chloride.

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  24. Wouldn't it be truly ironic by silentcoder · · Score: 0

    If the largest stockpiler of nuclear weapons left in the world managed to turn only itself into a gigantic glass parking lot through an accident ?

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    1. Re:Wouldn't it be truly ironic by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      FYI - IIRC Russia has the largest number. We have about 2600, down from 40,000. They have about 4000. That's my recollection from an article a few months ago about disarmament,

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  25. Re:How's it feel by ByOhTek · · Score: 3, Informative

    Regarding the detonating bit - even if there was an accident and the detonator were left on (we'll ignore malice for the moment), it'd be more likely to prevent the bomb from ever exploding "interestinglyl" without some serious extra work, than to make it accidentally explode. One of the things I learned in first year physics - in general, once uranium gets to critical mass or above, it explodes quickly, and without a lot of external pressure, set up "just right", the explosion won't be enough to do more than destroy a small room. In such an accident, the detonator (itself a bomb), would do more damage, I think.

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  26. A vision of the Apocalypse: by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    Rick Santorum is president of a country criss-crossed by trucks hauling nukes, day and night. Oh thou emblems of uselessness.

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    1. Re:A vision of the Apocalypse: by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1
    2. Re:A vision of the Apocalypse: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama is president of a country criss-crossed by trucks hauling nukes, day and night. Oh thou emblems of uselessness.

  27. Re:How's it feel by sirdude · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why would I care? I'd be dead :)

    To quote Epicurus: When we are, Death is not; When Death is, we are not.

  28. Re:How's it feel by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    Nothing is 100% safe, but I suspect the lethal dose of common salt is somewhat higher.

    As in, if there was enough to kill you you'd be able to see it.

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  29. Armed trucks? We do it differently in the UK! by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 0

    Comedian / Protestor Mark Thomas assists one of the UK trains carrying flasks of nuclear material over a level crossing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBT6tGsGLY

    We are more laid back in the UK. No US style special ops truckers armed to the teeth for us :o)

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    Don't believe what you read is the truth.
  30. Trains are used in the UK by Viol8 · · Score: 5, Informative

    For civiil nuclear transport anyway, don't know about weapons. Here's a video of them testing one of the nuclear containers:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJflu7z4QyI

    1. Re:Trains are used in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember them showing that to us in school at the time - I think all uk secondary school children were made to watch it

    2. Re:Trains are used in the UK by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      The transport containers used for military purposes are even designed/tested to an even higher standard.

  31. Ridiculous by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Even if that weren't bullshit according to the treaty, it is a completely ridiculous method to circumvent it. The only use (if such) of massive nuclear weapon arsenals is to be capable of launching them at a moment's notice in response to an attack. A nuke that is being carried around in a truck intimidates zero people, except your own citizens if they find out you're moving weapons of mass destruction right through their neighborhood. If the military found itself in a situation where those nukes in transit would make a difference, it would be far too late.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if those trucks can convert to portable missile launchers in minutes, and are actually carrying physically small, but very long distance nuclear missiles, these trucks could be the rapid response system
      Maybe truck itself if a nuclear powered missile that sheds off some external parts for aerodynamics when launched

  32. Is the unthinkable possible? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hypothetically, could terrorists or a determined government such as the Iranians steal nuclear weapons from a convoy like this?

    Well, thinking about the problem step by step. How COULD an evil entity with a lot of resources (but not enough resources to make a bomb from scratch) steal a nuke?

    First, they have to KNOW which convoy has the actual warheads, versus merely parts. Theoretically, secretly placed cameras outside the military bases known to have nukes being sent for disassembly could spot a convoy. If the convoys are multiple trucks in a row, alone with obvious escort vehicles, then MAYBE those are the ones with the bombs.

    This is where the U.S. government might or might not be sneaky about it. One obvious trick would be to use decoy convoys that are heavily armed and escorted, and then to slip the truck with the actual warheads in with a bunch of trucks leaving the post returning from food deliveries. And to space the unmarked escort vehicles out so that it isn't obvious which truck they are protecting.

    And remember, from the point of view of the Iranian terrorists, this is a trick that could only work once. Once they try to steal a bomb, the U.S. government would probably just cease transporting nukes by road at all, forever.

    So they have to KNOW which truck it is. So they need a traitor, no other way. That would probably be difficult. If some sleeper agent tried to enlist tommorow, and to steer their career towards this area of the military, what are the chances they would succeed? I have no idea, but I am guessing that the military assigns people to sensitive positions like this with some degree of randomness. The terrorist sleeper agent could easily end up, even if they passed all the security checks, somewhere completely unrelated.

    Perhaps they could replace a civilian contractor working on the post somewhere close enough to plant a bug or something. Dunno.

    Ok, so the terrorists somehow know which truck. Now they need to stop the truck. They have to get ahead of it and set up an ambush.

    Here's where this is somewhat plausible : in some rural stretch of road, far away from a populated area or military base, with terrain on either side of the road unable to support a truck, the terrorists set up their ambush. They stage an accident to cause the trucks to stop, and use fifty caliber or 20 millimeter rifles to disable the engines of the trucks. They then need enough shooters to win a gunbattle against the escorts AND the QRF. Who have heavy weapons and special forces training.

    How many might it take? 50 men? A hundred? And all of them have to keep quiet until the attack. NONE of them would survive the retaliation, participating in something like this would be a guaranteed life prison sentence or death penalty. Probably the death penalty.

    Anyways, the terrorists use armor piecing ammo from 50 caliber or 20 millimeter rifles to shoot through the armor of all the escort vehicles and the trucks. They attempt to jam the radios used by the escorts. They now have to somehow recover the warheads.

    This is where surprises come in. How about a claymore mine embedded in the side of one of the trailers? Or some other defense? What if these convoys are escorted by attack helicopters? There's a lot of things that a traitor might not necessarily know about.

    Ok, so they do manage to get to the trailers, and they use shaped charges to slice through the armored metal of the trailers. They find a warhead, and they have a cargo lift to remove it.

    How long does this take? The moment the word gets out, EVERY available resources, every soldier, every jet, every cop, everything is going to be mobilized to stop these people. But this does take time, and if the terrorists are well equipped with lifting equipment and the right tools, they might manage to load the bombs up and attempt their escape. This is where even 1 surviving special forces commando trucker could make a difference, right out of a movie like Under Siege 2. I c

    1. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now they need to stop the truck. They have to get ahead of it and set up an ambush.

      Here's where it gets completely implausible.

      Because now they have to move their guys to a position ahead of the truck, in some isolated spot in the middle of nowere, rehearse the mission, then wait for the truck to get there.

      And if the truck takes a different route (maybe a truck full of gravel spills and closes the interstate they were planning on taking - yes, that happens, I was delayed getting home the other day for something just that stupid - gravel on the road due to a dumptruck spill), they have to move their guys to another spot, and rehearse again...

      Remember, it's impossible to plan the attack more than a few hours ahead, what with the possibility that you're wrong about the exact route (or the driver stops for a quickie at a truckstop). Coupled with the need to move your guys into position after you know the route, it's not quite so easy as one might think....

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    2. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. In fact, if I were convoy commander, I would plan things so there's SEVERAL routes I might take, and figure out a "decision point" for each junction between routes. I'd tell HQ and the air escort, etc, the possible routes but NOT which one I was going to actually take.

      Instead, at the decision point, which would be say 15 minutes before the turn off to take a particular route, I'd RANDOMLY flip a coin or whatnot to decide which one to use.

      That way, NO ONE knows which of the routes will actually be used until the decision has to be made. Not even the convoy commander.

      I was just saying that if you did somehow know the road it was going to be, because your traitor told you, and you had 12+ hours to set up, it could be done. The first part of the ambush would be an actual live, stunt "accident" that overturns an 18 wheeler or something to completely block the road.

      That's another thing..the roadblock has to be set up RIGHT BEFORE the main part of the convoy reaches it. Having an "accident" occur right in front of the actual convoy would probably seem the least suspicious.

      Again, I think it could be done...but I think robbing a bank would be a much better idea for long term survival.

    3. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      You have been watching too many movies and too much TV, specifically Under Siege 2.

      As soon as the truck stops, the command center is notified. Fire on the truck will have the driver calling for help, which is much closer than you think. Jamming the radio will get the cavalry moving just that much faster because if the truck makes an unscheduled stop, command will be calling. And, you have completely ignored the fact that there will be lead vehicles out ahead of the convoy as well as the escort vehicles with the truck.

      Using shaped charges to get into the truck is almost guaranteed to bounce shrapnel around the inside which has a high probability of damaging the war head. Using a "cargo lift" to get the warhead out you say? Define "cargo lift". Are you talking a fork truck, which needs to be transported to and from the scene, won't be able to reach the warhead from the end and would require removing a large chunk of the side of the truck to get the warhead from the side? Are you talking telescoping forklift, which would be able to reach the cargo, but probably wouldn't be able to lift it at extension? Are you talking a helicopter, which would need overhead accesses which hasn't been provided?

      You also have the truck in the middle of nowhere with no witnesses on a minor road. These vehicles are on major interstates most of the their trip so staging an accident in the right place at the right time with all the side people with no witnesses is impossible. Oh, and how do you expect to hide the small force that has to be on foot to assault the trailer?

      We know that U.S. nukes have many, many security features to make them unable to detonate unless a large number of conditions are met.

      No, "we" don't know that. You just assume that because you have been watching too many movies.

      There is no need to drop a large bomb on a nuclear warhead. As long as the warhead is not armed, one can hit it with a grenade, or even a large caliber armor piercing round and prevent high yield detonation. There might be some scattered nuclear material at the end, but there won't be a mushroom cloud or even a moderately large explosion.

      Really, stop getting your tactics and information from video games and movies.

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    4. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by Suomi-Poika · · Score: 1

      Your plot is too complicated. The foremost motive to steal a nuclear warhead is *not* to obtain a out-of-a-box working bomb - no - what you are after is plutonium metal. Everything else is rubbish. All bombs have very sophisticated dial-a-yield mechanisms and conditional detonation systems which render them useless for terrorists. So - forget the 50-man team making an epic firefight with ex-navy seals etc. If nuclear warheads are actually transported without convoys then you need two, maybe just one man to steal it.

      Here is how:

      1) A roadside bomb so powerful that it will destroy the tractor and the container. Two other under road bombs blocking all access to the site.

      3) Small aircraft stored nearby where you have 500 yards of reasonably solid and even surface, a field will do in most cases. A good and simple plane with autopilot, like Cessna 182, is a good choice.

      4) Fire extinguishers, metal cutting tools, hand trolley.

      5) A lorry, a van, something parked 100km away. Just make sure it is well outside of 30min scrambling radius of any AF base.


      What to do:

      - Wait until the nuclear transport arrives.
      - Detonate IEDs and eat popcorn while watching how the fireball kills the truck driver and ex navy seal "nuclear guard". Watch how the container breaks open and the secondary explosions finish the show. Other IEDs have blocked all direct road access to the scene giving you the 10 minutes you need.
      - Locate warhead from the container and put out fires, if any. Use metal tools, if needed, to extract the warhead.
      - Carry the warhead to the aircraft. (warheads are usually less than 200kg)
      - Take off, set the autopilot course to the direction where your getaway vehicle is parked
      - Parachute both you and the warhead when you reach the vicinity of you getaway car - remember to set the autopilot before you leave.
      - Enjoy your freedom and laugh when goverment X is making the greatest firework show out of that autopiloted Cessna.

      Now you have most sought out metal of this universe and can do all sorts of business with it.

      Cost of all this is less than 30 000USD - then again with that amount of money you can probably bribe some Pakistani dude giving you the keys to that nuclear transporting lorry. Add a zero, or two zeros, to that number and you have an American nuclear bomb. Hell, it is still a bargain if it is intact and costs only $3M. :)

    5. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen Under Siege 2 in many years.

      1. Right, I didn't think jamming would really work, anyways. Military radios use lots of different frequencies, and high end ones may be able to counter jamming.

      2. Shaped charges lead to spalling, huh. Still, it is an 18 wheeler truck, and if the charges were linear cutting charges on one end of the trailer, it's plausible that at least 1 of the warheads would be undamaged.

      3. I wasn't certain what kind of lift. Maybe hook one chain to the warhead and the other to a pickup? Drag the warhead to the edge? Then use a ramp or something to push it down into the bed of a truck? It is doable.

      4. Yes, but it is at night, and I've traveled along the very highways involved. I'm not saying there wouldn't be witnesses, but if the ambush team were disciplined about light they might be able to set up without being seen and reported.

      5. Witnesses might be able to make phone calls (which would be jammed...broad spectrum cell phone jammers ARE readily available) and uh..watch the show? Obviously the same team that can take out multiple armored vehicles full of troops could keep civilians from interfering.

      6. The reason for a JDAM is that if you know the nuke is in a building, and is being prepared for detonation, you don't take chances. You level the place hoping at least some of the shrapnel disables the bomb.

      7. All published info on nuclear warheads indicates multiple safety features, including sensors to detect if the weapon was deployed properly (rather than being hotwired). Like an ICBM warhead would have sensors to detect the acceleration of a missile launch, the vacuum of space, etc.

      Hey, I didn't say it would be easy. Just that it isn't impossible.

    6. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      I have to say, this is a MUCH better plot.

      Plus you wouldn't even have the intercept a truck with actual nukes! Just the ones with the plutonium cores!

      Downsides : that's a lot of bombs to plant. How could someone plant them without getting caught? Rent a nearby structure to the highway and dig a tunnel? Or place the explosives inside a parked truck that is to the SIDE of the roadway?

      The other problem is that after these epicly huge explosions all go off, (including secondaries perhaps when the explosives inside the bombs detonate), how do you even find the pieces of plutonium? What if they aren't intact?

      And remember, there's still a QRF : other vehicles loaded full of soldiers who are ahead or behind the convoy. With only 3 people involved, there aren't enough people to both shoot it out and find the plutonium. So you'd need several more IEDs to delay them.

    7. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by Suomi-Poika · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if we continue with KISS principle:

      - Roadblock IEDs - these may be complete unnecessary. Rent or steal fuel trucks and park them so that you can remotely detonate their fuel cargo on fire. Much more effective and takes a lot of time to put them out. IEDs make just craters (and are hard to make in these sizes) but tens of tons fuel make a burning lake and lots of smoke. Harder to bypass if you place them strategically near bridges or other places where congestion bypass takes a lot of time.

      - If weapons predetonate then the game is over, it is impossible to collect plutonium droplets spread around.

      - This was assumed to be a non-convoy transport without black helicopters or disguised military trucks carrying infantry.

      - Citizens carrying firearms - not a problem. Dress yourself a fireman and steal/paint your truck to fire department colours. Or dress as an ambulance personel and park an Ambulance next to the crime scene.

      I am glad you didn't ask about the 2) - it is missing because of a typo. :)

    8. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Here's where this is somewhat plausible : in some rural stretch of road, far away from a populated area or military base, with terrain on either side of the road unable to support a truck, the terrorists set up their ambush. They stage an accident to cause the trucks to stop, and use fifty caliber or 20 millimeter rifles to disable the engines of the trucks. They then need enough shooters to win a gunbattle against the escorts AND the QRF. Who have heavy weapons and special forces training.

      How many might it take? 50 men? A hundred? And all of them have to keep quiet until the attack. NONE of them would survive the retaliation, participating in something like this would be a guaranteed life prison sentence or death penalty. Probably the death penalty.

      Not sure that this is all that plausible for a number of reasons:

      1. Smuggling in that many people trained for something like this is going to be really tricky. Keeping them out of sight is going to be even trickier - I'm sure the convey has some level of surveillance of the route ahead.

      2. Stopping a truck and killing the driver wouldn't be hard. However, I'm sure they operate under a radio-silence-is-bad system so that jamming won't do you any good. Jamming is completely obvious and frankly you'd probably get a slower response if you didn't try it at all. I'm sure military radios are designed to make jamming difficult, though with military-grade equipment you could probably still do it.

      3. I'm sure the routes are chosen such that there is some kind of response not far away. No doubt some of that response is discreet and nearby and you're going to be fending off an attack fairly quickly. Kind of hard to mount a recovery operation while bullets are flying pinning you down. If local national guard/etc are on alert beforehand then you only have minutes until helicopters start showing up, and unless you have SAMs with you that is going to ruin any infantry operation pretty quickly. Smuggling in SAMs has to be even harder than smuggling in soldiers.

      I doubt they'd even get their hands on the cargo if things were well planned, unless they really did have a well-equipped army with them.

      Now, anybody engaging in the theft would be at high risk of being killed in the firefight, but if they were wearing uniform they would not be subject to the death penalty if captured (they would be POWs - it is completely legal to sneak uniformed soldiers into some country). Of course, whatever country supplied the uniforms would not fare well in the likely aftermath, as doing so is an act of war. If done without uniforms then they would be classified as spies, and the Geneva Conventions would not protect them.

    9. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      We know that U.S. nukes have many, many security features to make them unable to detonate unless a large number of conditions are met.

      No, "we" don't know that. You just assume that because you have been watching too many movies.

      Well, actually, the subset of "we" who have taken the time to actually inform ourselves about these matters do know that. But hey, don't let that interfere with your hysteria.

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    10. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I spent 8 years in the military and have experience and knowledge you don't. Thanks for playing.

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    11. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I spent 8 years in the military and have experience and knowledge you don't. Thanks for playing.

      Mmmm-hmmm. And you don't know what a PAL is. Clearly, your military experience was... other.

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    12. Re:Is the unthinkable possible? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Big, big problem. I just read an article which was based on an interview with the head guy in charge of taking obsolete nukes apart. It takes a crew of about 100 people a couple of weeks. Now admittedly they are using safe methods, so it could be done faster. But I doubt it can be done in anything like the 10 minutes you are projecting, even with a chainsaw. This also assumes that you know enough about the design of the particular weapon to know where to cut and where not to.

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  33. A newer way of thinking by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Albert Einstein said: "The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."

    He also said that if he had known the Nazis would not make atomic bombs, he never would have worked on them. Of course, now even digital watches (or at least smartphones) have enough computer power to design the essence of atomic weapons...

    Here is a website by psychiatrist Donald Pet about moving to that newer way of thinking we need:
    http://anwot.org/

    Here is related stuff I have written:
    http://www.pdfernhout.net/recognizing-irony-is-a-key-to-transcending-militarism.html
    "Nuclear weapons are ironic because they are about using space age systems to fight over oil and land. Why not just use advanced materials as found in nuclear missiles to make renewable energy sources (like windmills or solar panels) to replace oil, or why not use rocketry to move into space by building space habitats for more land? ... These militaristic socio-economic ironies would be hilarious if they were not so deadly serious. ..."

    Sometimes when you find ourself in a hole and you don't want to be there, the best thing to do is stop digging and start thinking in a new way about how you got there and how to get out.

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    1. Re:A newer way of thinking by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      Einstein was not a major direct participant of the Manhattan Project that delivered Fat Man and Little Boy, according to "The First War of Physics: The Secret History of the Atomic Bomb, 1939-1949". He helped persuade Pres. Roosevelt of the need to begin aggressive research, based on the fear that, given Heisenberg's work and political stance, the Germans would develop a nuclear weapon first. And if they did, it would be "Game Over!" It wasn't until after the Germans surrendered and Heisenberg and his team were captured that the Allies realized how far behind the Germans were.

      Don't kid yourself that the Nazis -wouldn't- make bombs; they most certainly would have.

    2. Re:A newer way of thinking by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      Albert Einstein said: "The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."

      He also said that if he had known the Nazis would not make atomic bombs, he never would have worked on them. ...

      Einstein didn't ever work on atomic bombs. Honest - he never, ever did. His only involvement was in signing the "Einstein letter" written by Leo Szilard to warn Roosevelt about the dangers of the Germans developing an atomic bomb. He was never involved in the Manhattan Project or any of its predecessor efforts in any way.

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    3. Re:A newer way of thinking by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:A newer way of thinking by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      What would have happened to the world after the Third Reich had an atomic bomb?
      http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,347726,00.html
      "Once the robberies had begun, a sort of "snowball effect" ensued and in order to stay afloat, he says Germany had to conquer and pilfer from more territory and victims. "That's why Hitler couldn't stop and glory comfortably in his role as victor after France's 1940 surrender." Peace would have meant the end of his predatory practices and would have spelled "certain bankruptcy for the Reich."
      Instead, Hitler continued on the easy path of self deception, spurring the war greedily forward. And the German people -- fat with bounty -- kept quiet about where all the wealth originated, he says. Was it a deplorable weakness of human nature or insatiable German avarice? It's hard to say, but imagine if today's beleaguered government of German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder could offer jobs and higher benefits to the masses. "No one would ask where the money came from and they would directly win the next election," Aly says.
      The Nazis helped themselves to Jewish wealth and used it to feed the war machine.
      Likewise, in the 1940s, soldiers on the front were instructed to ravage conquered lands for raw materials, industrial goods and food for Germans. Aly cites secret Nazi files showing that from 1941-1943 Germans robbed enough food and supplies from the Soviet Union to care for 21 million people. Meanwhile, he insists, Soviet war prisoners were systematically starved. German soldiers were also encouraged to send care packages home to their families to boost the morale of their wives and children. In the first three months of 1943, German soldiers on the Leningrad front sent more than 3 million packages stuffed with artifacts, art, valuables and food home, Aly says.
      "About 95 percent of the German population benefited financially from the National Socialist system. The Nazis' unprecedented killing machine maintained its momentum by robbing from others. ... Millions of people were killed -- the Jews were gassed, 2 million Soviet war prisoners were starved to death ... so that the German people could maintain their good mood." By contrast, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill cajoled his people in 1940, just after France had fallen, to "brace ourselves to our duties" so that in a thousand years, "men will still say, this was their finest hour." ...
      Perhaps, says Aly, that is partly because German historians weren't ready to look at what he calls "secondary" questions about the structural and financial underpinnings of the Nazi war machine. "Writing about them would have reduced the human scale of the tragedy," he says. Plus, he insists, it is always "much easier to say it was the fault of a small group of elites, the power-crazed SS commanders, or even big businesses" than to point to your own greed. German society has spent decades digesting and "perhaps now we have reached a new level," he says.
      Current politics seems to mirror this sentiment. These days, making use of an agile word and mind flip, Germans have begun to insist that they -- like the rest of Europe -- were also liberated on May 8, 1945. They say it marks the day they and their children were freed from Nazi oppression. Still, in 1945, says Aly, Germans didn't think they were being liberated. "They had to be liberated from themselves," he says. "That's the problem." "

      The Germans, from what I read somewhere, also essentially killed off all their own people who were old or infirm and so on...

      So, the Nazi regime was like a fire burning on the abundance of Germany and the globe. That would have had to end eventually. How would it have transformed? It would have had to, whether it won WWII or not, whether it had atomic bombs or not.

      And then would there have been uprisings? Same as the Arab Spri

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  34. Re:Armed trucks? We do it differently in the UK! by jbeaupre · · Score: 0

    We are more laid back in the UK. No US style special ops truckers armed to the teeth for us :o)

    Thank you! That is why the US nukes are safe from attack. Anyone who wants to grab nuclear material will head to the easiest source: the UK.

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  35. Re:How's it feel by Dan541 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yup, this article is just more anti-nuclear scaremongering.

    Just wait, next thing we know Greenpeace will be setting up roadblocks.

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  36. Re:How's it feel by flyneye · · Score: 0, Troll

    A little like a fallacy. since 90k lb. loads require special "lowboy" trailers with extra sets of tires and believe me, you notice these.
    Speaking as a shipping professional with more experience than many of you have in breathing, it's not hard to put two plus two together.
    1. During anytime of day in any metropolitan area, the same local truck drivers network the city on sameish routes. These guys note who is out and anything strange they see like funny looking trailers pulled by drivers they don't recognise.
    2.This whole concept deals with a government bureaucracy doing something outside an office and claiming some degree of success in their efforts. Bullshit! See #1.
    3. Unless they got an experienced driver and trained him to be a Fed, his driving is going to stand out to other drivers like a neon sign that says IDIOT to other experienced drivers.
    4. Martin Mariettas payloaders are going to have to be dissembled to load anyway. If it's big it will go on a flatbed with a "box-tent-cover or just a tarp. Not too subtle. If it's small and can be forklifted in, it can go in a box trailer and be hidden.
    5. The government is made of bigger bunglers than you work with, they did after all have to choose an employer that seldom fires for anything just to have a job for more than a week.

    So, you see, this story is just so much gov.public image meant to lul you into that secure feeling. Working?

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  37. Re:How's it feel by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

    They would probably give him a medal for that. 'Cause if he had the blood of some apocalyptic explosions on his hands, it would mean that those killed explosions wouldn't be around to have our blood on their hands, or whatever thing explosions have instead of hands...shockwaves, perhaps?

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  38. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if you got it in your eyes, then there would be enough to kill you and _YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE IT_.

  39. I have a great idea now by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

    This Saturday on FOX Kids, it's the all new Nuclear Truckers, followed by Swamp Thing!

  40. what is a "nuclear warhead"? by multi+io · · Score: 1

    Is that a fully assembled bomb, or just the core plutonium pit (or whatever they use these days)?

    1. Re:what is a "nuclear warhead"? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Is that a fully assembled bomb, or just the core plutonium pit (or whatever they use these days)?

      Whichever, it doesn't include a detonator, nor the codes to turn the detonator into something other than a lump...

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    2. Re:what is a "nuclear warhead"? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      The open question is what does the detonator actually do. If all it ultimately does is send some current to 16 or so places at the same time (the explosive charges around the sphere to be imploded) then that isn't hard to replicate. Nor would it require materials that cannot be purchased off the shelf.

    3. Re:what is a "nuclear warhead"? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Not hard to replicate? What? There only a handful of nuclear powers today. It is not for a lack of trying. The expertise to build a bomb is precisely in building a fully functioning detonator that causes the core to go critical; otherwise you have a dirty bomb. This is why the likelihood of a dirty bomb is much higher.

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    4. Re:what is a "nuclear warhead"? by multi+io · · Score: 1

      Not hard to replicate? What? There only a handful of nuclear powers today. It is not for a lack of trying.

      Yeah, it's for a lack of access to the material (U-235 or Pu-239). Once you have that, the rest isn't so hard anymore, at least not for half-way functioning and wealthy nation states (terrorist organizations may be a different matter).

  41. Escorts from the police! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The weapons are carried in armoured articulated lorries, but they are accompanied by escorts from the police, ...

    That's one hell of a job! And you Brits do it with such class! Not only do you get escorts, but the police provide them for you!

    But really. It is really necessary for the nuclear haulers to have, to put it delicately, female company (or male) on the road? Can't they wait until the nukes are delivered?

    1. Re:Escorts from the police! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Can't they wait until the nukes are delivered?

      That's the "going out with a bang" part, obviously.

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  42. Re:How's it feel by tigersha · · Score: 4, Informative

    a) NaCL does not decompose to HF Gas when exposed to moisture, and HydroFluoric Acid is VERY corrosive
    b) NaCl is not radioactive

    Ain't the same hazard level here.

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  43. I saw a nuclear convoy in Wyoming by crow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember seeing what was obviously a nuclear convoy in Wyoming in 1992. There were four or five slightly oversized 18-wheelers with SAC license plates. In front and behind and between each of them were armored cars with police lights and machine guns. Overhead there was a helicopter. They were just pulling on, and I ended up cutting into the middle of the convoy briefly so that one of the armored cars could move up to the front.

    They were traveling somewhat slowly, probably 50mph, so I lost sight of them fairly quickly, but a ways on ahead was another armored car, and I noticed another helicopter scouting ahead. Further on ahead I saw a tow truck removing a disabled car.

    That was an interesting day.

    1. Re:I saw a nuclear convoy in Wyoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F.E.Warren AFB is in Cheyenne Wy (where I was based). They were probably going to get/deliver the weapon from a Minute Man Missile.
      These guys do NOT fool around.

    2. Re:I saw a nuclear convoy in Wyoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was an interesting day? You need to get out more often.

    3. Re:I saw a nuclear convoy in Wyoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I saw about the same thing rolling out of Cheyenne about year ago. The semi was heavily armored. There were at least 6 armored cars, the type used by banks to transport money, with machine guns mounted on top. Quite a few Humvees. Then there were suv's running back and forth along the convoy blocking on ramps till the semi rolled past. They had one chopper scouting the highway up ahead. There was nothing plain about this truck and what it was carrying.

    4. Re:I saw a nuclear convoy in Wyoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've also seen a convoy; it was obviously government, but I'm not sure whether it was nuclear. It was at night, I didn't spot any helicopters. It passed us while we were on the road, I believe in one of the Dakotas.

      At first two trucks passed by; big black tinted-window SUVs, not armoured trucks, and I didn't notice any weapons or police lights. A good bit later, we met with the convoy-proper. Two unmarked semi trucks, several more SUVs, and a tow truck (I guess I see why now). It was pretty imposing.

  44. Page 2 lead in from the the Mother Jones article: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    "Were nuke truckers involved in a UFO crash in Southern California?"

    Seeing that alone was worth the read.

  45. Re:How's it feel by Crazy+Ike · · Score: 5, Funny

    My eyes...the goggles do nothing!

  46. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually even if you were to replace your entire eye with common salt it probably wouldn't kill you as long as you don't leave it there for hours/days. However, it would sting like a bitch...

  47. how about molten aluminum? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    you see those trucks with the big crucibles by the hundreds near gary indiana.
    40 thousand points of bridge-melting goodness on a truck!

    1. Re:how about molten aluminum? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Why are they trucking molten aluminum around? Is it because the aluminum smelter is in one part of the city and the places that cast it, roll it, extrude it or whatever are someplace else? Whose idea was that? At least it's not steel, but even aluminum's melting point is 660C so those things are HOT.

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    2. Re:how about molten aluminum? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Entirely plausible that the place where the Al is smelted isn't the same place it's worked into finished products... but letting it cool down would just waste huge amounts of energy, since it would then have to be reheated.

      In Homestead, PA, there used to be an iron smelter on one side of the river and a steel foundry on the other. They'd smelt the iron and pour it directly out of the blast furnaces into waiting rail cars, then haul it over a bridge to the other side, still molten hot, where it would be made into steel. I'm not sure why they didn't put both facilities on the same side of the river... but I assume it must have been something to do with a shortage of riverfront property on either side causing the split.

      This all ended in the late 70s, but I've talked to locals who said that it caused quite a show; the rail cars had open tops and you could see the glowing iron inside as the cars went across the bridge. (The bridge, incidentally, still exists; most of the factory infrastructure is gone.)

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    3. Re:how about molten aluminum? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Nobody is trucking around molten aluminum. They truck aluminum in cylindrical ingots. I used to have one that fell off a truck. Funny story: it was still ringing like a bell to touch days later, though the audible sound died off after about 6 hours. It made a nice lamp stand.

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  48. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just wait, next thing we know Greenpeace will be setting up roadblocks.

    I would pay good money to see that. If you think the FBI doesn't have a sense of humor, wait until you see the guys at OST.

  49. Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I cannot judge the likelihood of all the events you mentioned I think it would make an awesome movie plot.

    1. Re:Nice! by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Or at least a pretty solid episode of Spooks.

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  50. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No, he does have a fair point. Much like carrying the nuclear football, you have to keep in mind that some people are gonna wanna steal it and given the nature of the object they likely don't have any qualms about killing you for it.

  51. Hey, Mr. Serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a sense of humor.

  52. Timeline of Nuclear detonations by rust627 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A Japanese artist has assembled a map of the world with a moving timeline showing the location and relative scale of each nuclear detonation from 1945 to 1998

    It also has a score card,of who is responsible for each detonation

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lquok4Pdk

    fascinating

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    da da da dum indeed.
  53. photos by sirber · · Score: 1

    no photos? :(

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  54. So what's in Southern Idaho? by glwtta · · Score: 1

    The map shows a route going through there, but no military bases or plants/labs.

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    1. Re:So what's in Southern Idaho? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      From my experience empty open road.

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  55. Non-nuclear ICBMs are useless by coder111 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ICBMs are expensive. Very expensive. And carrying conventional payload they wouldn't be able to do much damage, as they aren't that accurate.

    I do agree that USSR didn't have the capability to invade America, but they certainly had the ability and the will to overrun Western Europe- and arguably they still do. I doubt USA had the capability to invade European part of USSR, but I think invasion of Vladivostok would have been possible.

    Our mentality was shaped by the threat of nuclear war, so we don't even consider the war between major powers. Maybe the leaders would have been much more hawkish over the last 70 years without this threat? Given that due to human errors and miscommunication we almost came to "hot" war even with nuclear weapons on several occasions, it's much more likely the war would have broken out without them.

    Anyway, back on topic. I think this article is mainly anti-nuclear scare mongering. I don't see much wrong with transporting nuclear materials and weapons with trucks, as long as appropriate precautions are taken. And it looks like they are being taken. And I really doubt there are enough terrorist with enough training and equipment on US soil to mount a successful attack and steal nuclear materials or weapons and get away with them.

    --Coder

    1. Re:Non-nuclear ICBMs are useless by scharkalvin · · Score: 2

      That's only true because the early ICBM's were not very accurate at hitting their target. As they say "close enough" only applies to horseshoes and hand grenades", and also to nuclear bombs. Today's GPS guided smart bombs can land within INCHES of their target, instead of kilometers. With that kind of accuracy a large conventional bomb would be quite deadly on an ICBM.

    2. Re:Non-nuclear ICBMs are useless by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      they certainly had the ability and the will to overrun Western Europe- and arguably they still do

      I very much doubt that. Russian military might is mostly a legacy of the USSR, and it has to be maintained to remain effective - and it was pretty much not maintained at all throughout the 90s, and is still way behind schedule in that regard today.

      More importantly, what was state of the art 30 years ago is rapidly aging today. USSR, of course, had R&D in place to upgrade its weapons, but a great deal of it died when it crumbled. Some of it was salvaged, but only in very limited quantities. For example, Tu-160, which was planned for mass production - 16 units are operational today, all originally built in the USSR. Attack helicopters - Mi-28 and Ka-50/52 were both meant as a Soviet answer to Apache - and there's less than 80 operational today in Russian army, so it has to rely on Mi-24 which is not well suited for that role.

      In some categories, Russian army has little to no development or operational expertise, because Soviet research programs didn't get far enough before they were aborted. UAVs are one particularly sore point - USSR had a few reconnaissance ones, but even those are hopelessly outdated; and no UAVs with strike capabilities at all. Attempts to develop one inside the country didn't yield any good results, so ultimately they've decided to purchase the design from Israel, and manufacture it internally.

      Even when it comes to infantry weapons, Russian troops have to hump around with AK-74 in its stock configuration - crappy ergonomics, basic iron sights, and no modularity - for the lack of money to upgrade, all while shipping AK-103 to Venezuela (because they pay!) - and only this year we've seen a prototype of AK-12, which is meant to be the next-gen infantry rifle.

      There's also the lack of any ideology that would back the will to fight. In USSR, communism was that. In today's Russia, there's no equivalent, though there are half-hearted attempts to come up with something. Now, mind you, if the country is attacked, that won't matter - a threat from outside is unifier enough. But for some conquest abroad, you need an ideological platform to support it as just.

    3. Re:Non-nuclear ICBMs are useless by lennier · · Score: 2

      Our mentality was shaped by the threat of nuclear war, so we don't even consider the war between major powers.

      On the contrary, those of us who grew up in the 1980s lived with the constant expectation of imminent all-out war between major powers - it's just that we thought we'd get both a major-power war and a nuclear war. Rational evaluation of the probably outcome led to a constant sinking sense of grim fatalism and cynicism. In the 1990s, when the Cold War powers stepped back from the brink a little, and us 80s kids stepped into our fifteen minutes of media spotlight, that fear and cynicism manifested in the darkness of 90s media. The conspiracy paranoia chic of The X-Files. The despair of Nirvana. Pre-millennial angst. The roots of our modern malaise with government are buried in the atomic bunkers. We know that our grandparents set out quite sanely to end the world if they didn't get their fleeting political way. That knowledge, that we're heirs to cheerful automated mass murder, burns at us even as we try our best to ignore it.

      And thing is, having a nuclear standoff didn't prevent all the brushfire wars: millions dead in Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, Iraq/Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq again, Iraq a third time, Afghanistan again, huge chunks of Africa...

      It's hard to say that we're better off for having a proud and determined strategy to cold-bloodedly massacre millions of civilians. It's just that we generally choose to ignore the radioactive Godzilla in the living room - especially now that the end of the world du jour is climate change and economic crash and not The Nuclear Button. But the beast is still there.

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    4. Re:Non-nuclear ICBMs are useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And really, Western Europe? The Western European militaries are modern, advanced fighting forces. The UK and France each outspend Russia alone. Russia may have manpower, but they also have useless equipment. Their planes and helicopters would be shot out of the sky, their tanks relatively useless, and their masses of troops subject to a virtual meat grinder.

    5. Re:Non-nuclear ICBMs are useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it is, the article is by Friends of the Earth for crying out loud! They see the craziest of the anti-nuke crowd from Greenpeace as potential recruits.

  56. Broken Arrow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story isn't even CLOSE to what happened in 'Broken Arrow'. You nerds never cease to astound me.

  57. Big whoop by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Tri-State Trucking in Joplin Missouri hauls them around all the time....big whoop. Same thing with living near a nuke plant or a nuke silo...never bothered me growing up.

  58. I wish I had mod points! by coder111 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For the budget of Iraq war, we could have had a functional colony on Mars RIGHT NOW. For the price of stimulus package, how high a percentage of our economy would be running on renewable energy?

    Free Market is a TERRIBLE way to distribute resources. It optimizes corporate profits and personal greed and rewards quarter thinking. It does not promote advancement of society, but only of small number of people. Free Market does NOT encourage investment in risky long term enterprises. And by doing hard and risky long term projects is how we can advance the humanity. Corporate governorship is all about preserving profits and status quo- they will not invest in disruptive technology and will interfere with others trying to emerge any technology that threatens them. And we need disruptive technologies if we are going to survive next 100 years when we run out of cheap oil and easily accessible freshwater, and agriculture becomes much much more difficult.

    I don't know how the world should be governed, but it should definitely not be governed by corporate lobbyism.

    --Coder

    1. Re:I wish I had mod points! by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      Any government that would replace the free market would still be run by mortal, falliable men, but with an unprecidented concentration of power in their hands.

      Because it would assume the powers to direct all economic activity, it would necessarily become totalitarian, and moreover, a centralized authority would be unable to keep up with rapidly changing market conditions, causing their efforts to fail, and their distribution of resources to become inefficient- a problem you bemoan of the free market.

      You are not the first person to think such a thing- that putting all economic authority in the hands of a beneficient- but all powerful- government would advance humanity.

      Many people in history have actually managed to implement such states. The result has been oppressive and bloody. I leave it to you to trace the effects of central planning through the last two hundred years of history.

      Now, I agree with you that we should not be governed by corporate lobbyism, but it is a predictable outcome of the regulatory state. Folks like you think they can direct the affairs of private people and companies better then they can do so themselves, so you implement regulations.

      Then the regulated seek, and often obtain, control of the regulators. They change the process to their own ends. As a consequence, you get what we have today- companies profiting hugely by courting government favor, not by serving their customers in any real fashion.

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    2. Re:I wish I had mod points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, corporate lobbyism =/= free market in the least. Selective breaks and incentive/disincentives are regulation. Secondly, state run corporatism like planned economy is still open to lobbying, but in that case it's just internal politicking. The profit/gain motive still exists, but it doesn't feed private investors. Lastly, the free market invests in many long-term and risky investments, and many disruptive technologies including the rapid expansion of the internet and everything built upon the original DARPAnet. Moreover, what long term risky and disruptive technologies for the advancement of mankind were created by planned economy? The last time I read my history books countries with planned economies helped depopulate the Earth through mass exterminations (Stalin, Mao) in their drives to modernize. Was this an example of advancing humanity?

    3. Re:I wish I had mod points! by lexlthr · · Score: 1

      Well said.

    4. Re:I wish I had mod points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free Market is a TERRIBLE way to distribute resources.

      Was that your college degree that whispered the above statement into your ear?

      Human nature is such that there can only be two economic systems : robber barons and rice paddies. There exists no other choice. Your choice failed with the Soviet Union.

    5. Re:I wish I had mod points! by z4ce · · Score: 1

      Brilliantly said. Thank you.

    6. Re:I wish I had mod points! by coder111 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You will notice that nowhere in my post I proposed that we go to USSR style centralized planned economy, nor impose dictatorship. I've lived in USSR, it wasn't much fun.

      What I meant to say is that if dictatorship/absolute monarchy is DOS v1.0, Soviet Union style planned economy is Windows 3.1, free market corporate dominated democracy is Windows 95. All of these systems SUCK bad. We need something better.

      The only case when democracy and free market work, is when we have plentiful competition, well educated and involved society and good regulation by government that is not selfish and working for the benefit of society. Achieving this might be more realistic, but it is just as much an utopia as achieving communism. And I see the world going into opposite direction- mergers centralize power and lessen competition, more and more governments fall under the feet of multinational corporations and greed. And greed will get you nowhere. Greed might be a good motivator, but combined with Tragedy of Commons, Broken Window Fallacy (PR & marketing) and Cost Externalization a system comprised of multiple greedy entities results in a very suboptimal solution.

      I don't know what system will emerge, but never in the history of mankind did we have the ability to distribute and process information at the scale we do now. This must enable emergence of new government systems. For example direct democracy might actually be more feasible. Totalitarian control is more feasible as well.

      I think we need to develop some kind of aggregation and error correction of ideas, that will turn multiple fallible men into a system with inbuilt redundancy that will be much less fallible. Something like ECC works in electronics. I don't know how, maybe something like refined and automated Delphi method. I don't have the answers. I just believe the freedom on the internet and in real world must be preserved until smarter people than me find them.

      --Coder

    7. Re:I wish I had mod points! by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      False dilemma. It doesn't have to be either "completely free market" or "complete communism". There can be reasonable regulations. The difficulty is in determining what is reasonable.

      (Also controlling the root cause of all of this, corruption in government. But that's an even harder issue. Doesn't mean we shouldn't be working on it though.)

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    8. Re:I wish I had mod points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I meant to say is that if dictatorship/absolute monarchy is DOS v1.0, Soviet Union style planned economy is Windows 3.1, free market corporate dominated democracy is Windows 95. All of these systems SUCK bad. We need something better.

      Don't worry. I hear that this year will be the year of linux.

    9. Re:I wish I had mod points! by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      The problem is government control of finance and production has been tried and it doesn't work either. Anything that takes more than about three people to make a really important decision is doomed to fail and that has been proven over and over again. It is pretty easy to pick out situations where the wrong decision was made (clearly obvious in hindsight) but still the fact "a decision" was made - even being the wrong one - was better than not making any decision at all.

      Virtually all the governments on the planet are now suffering from the debating society problem and decisions simply aren't getting made at all. Note that the US hasn't had a formal, approved budget for years.

      Yes, you can question the direction of things today and the focus on short-term gains at the expense of long-term goals. This is indeed a problem, but the solution would not be to dump everything on the US Congress debating society and watch as gridlock, political gamesmanship and point scoring prevented anything at all from getting done.

      Probably the most productive way to do things would be to have one person be an absolute ruler and decide everything. Problem is, we've tried that and even at a smaller scale it doesn't work - today's world would result in instant overload and the guy would probably commit suicide after a couple of days. So that isn't a solution. Also, the chances of getting a really good ruler are balanced by the equal chances of getting some wacko that really, really wants all that power.

      We have tried all sorts of centrally-controlled economies and none of them have worked, ever. I guess you might say that some mideval kings had functioning economies that were centrally controlled, but once you look deeper you find (a) they didn't have that much control, and (b) things weren't really working out all that well either.

      Probably the best organization is to have a political arrangement that syphons off all of the folks that want power and puts them into an endless debating society that is structured to prevent anything from ever getting done. Like the US Congress. Then, while those people are engaging in a massive circle-jerk, you have a few people actually doing things and those things get done. The problem right now is that what is getting done is all short-term stuff because we have pretty much mortgaged everything to folks that are counting on small growth and really large, firm stability. Why? Because a huge percentage of stock is now owned by pension funds that demand stability and predictable results. When a company's stock is owned in large measure by pension funds they can't take big risks even for big rewards and the board that tries to will be replaced by people that will not.

      I think the pension fund ownership of huge swaths of stock has generated this situation and about the only way out is the way we are going - eliminate pension funds entirely. The end result will be companies that can take big risks and think longer term even with short term losses, but it will take another 50 years or so to get there. I hope things can be held together that long.

    10. Re:I wish I had mod points! by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Nasty problem with direct democracy is clearly what we are seeing in the US today - if you can stir up the mob they will start to act without thinking much in what they believe is their own interest. Unfortunately, it isn't really their own interest in the long term but the passions of the mob aren't really tuned to anything long term.

      Greed is actually good when you can focus it on long term results. If you start with the objective of controlling vast amounts of wealth in 100 years but not really caring about short term losses this can be almost equal to "the benefit of society". Unfortunately what we have today is a lot of greed focused on short term, very unstable gain. That is almost guaranteed to bring about long term losses. But right now we have a financial structure that can't seem to do anything except lock down short term results with no thought given to long term results.

      So for example, you have a company that is 100% focused on then next 30 days and maintaining stablity over that period. This by definition means no investment in the future because that might take away from short term stability. Failure to acheive short term stability today means complete failure and the management will simply be replaced. A lot of this comes from the stock being owned by entities that aren't interested in anything long term but needing absolute short term stability to survive.

      Which, dating from the beginning of stockholder owned entities, is a really bad way to finance a business of any sort. You need capital to finance risk-taking because that is the only way you get long term survival - growth and longevity. Instead we have investors in the stock market that really want government bonds rather than stock in say GE or IBM. What we end up with is GE being run in a manner that assures short term stability for these stockholders - which means outsourcing all the manufacturing and hollowing out the company. Great for short term stability, really bad for long term survival.

    11. Re:I wish I had mod points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent

    12. Re:I wish I had mod points! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coder:

      Free market != corporatism

    13. Re:I wish I had mod points! by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      "You are not the first person to think such a thing- that putting all economic authority in the hands of a beneficient- but all powerful- government would advance humanity."

      You paint a false choice between two extremes.

      We can have a mix of:
      * a gift economy (Wikipedia, GNU/Linux, Blogging, most of slashdot, Freecycle)
      * an exchange economy with a "basic income" (like social security but for all from birth)
      * an improved subsistence economy (home 3D printing, DIY everything learned by the internet and friends, techshops everywhere, cheap solar panels and LENR devices everywhere, organic gardening robots, and more)
      * improved democratic participatory resource-based planning at all levels (organized face-to-face or through the internet).

      There are lots of alternatives:
      http://books.google.com/books?id=IKZVKMPEQCEC
      "This dictionary provides ammunition for those who disagree with the early twentieth-first century orthodoxy that 'There is no alternative to free market liberalism and managerialism'. Using hundreds of entries and cross-references, it proves that there are many alternatives to the way that we currently organize ourselves. These alternatives could be expressed as fictional utopias, they could be excavated from the past, or they could be described in terms of the contemporary politics of anti-corporate protest, environmentalism, feminism and localism. Part reference work, part source book, and part polemic, this dictionary provides a rich understanding of the ways in which fiction, history and today's politics provide different ways of thinking about how we can and should organize for the coming century."

      Most highly successful developed countries (of which the USA is questionably probably not one of them relative to a poor showing giving all its assets and historical advantages) have both a strong active market and a strong active state sector.

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    14. Re:I wish I had mod points! by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Please also see my point on four interwoven economic alternatives (gift, exchange, subsistence, planned) in reply to someone who disagreed with you.

      By the way, "disruptive" energy technology is just around the corner:
      http://cleantechnica.com/2011/05/29/ge-solar-power-cheaper-than-fossil-fuels-in-5-years/

      And if that was not enough, maybe even "cold fusion" which is becoming understood as actually just a proton plus a metal-surface electron becoming a neutron and being absorbed by nearby matter, leading to standard radioactive decay:
      http://www.lenr-canr.org/News.htm
      http://pesn.com/2012/01/13/9602010_NASA_LENR_endorsement_spin_cycle_to_clear_past_suppression/

      Thorium power (being pursued by the Chinese and Indians) is another energy alternative, too.

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  59. Re:How's it feel by inhuman_4 · · Score: 2

    Michael Bay is that you?

  60. Truckers have been doing this for decades. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've been transporting Warheards across the us in military convoys for decades. My dad had a funny story about that one time: He was driving a warhead with a no-stop policy. Well, a local Sheriff decided that he was going to pull the convoy over. Not a smart move. After about 20 minutes of slow speed chase, the sheriff pulls a head of the convoy with his lights on, speakers blaring "pull over now!" My dad radios his superior, who responds with two words: "Ditch em". So a giant military truck speeds up and rams the back of the cruiser, instantly causing him to turn to the side, and then the truck pushes him into a nearby ditch (pretty deep embankment, he would need a tow to get out). My dad calls the local police about the ditched car and keeps driving on.

  61. Used to see them regularly... by alreaud · · Score: 1

    Yes, on I-25 rolling between Cheyenne and Denver. There's other cues... I usually get way ahead, LOL!

    The more prevalent ones on that stretch of Interstate, however, are Yucca Flats bound trucks with 3-4 containers of nuclear waste. Those are obvious, because the containers have the radioactivity symbol in big bold yellow on them.

    I don't drive for a living anymore, but the last time I did some driving work, about a month ago, there was one Yucca Flats truck southbound on the stretch. So I bet there many more than one a day from that observation.

  62. Silly motorists... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 3, Informative

    You thought the interstate highway system was built for civilian purposes?

    1. Re:Silly motorists... by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Good point. I was going to mention that it was originally passed through Congress as the Defense Highway System, and the minimum height of overpasses was set to allow the missile carriers through. California screwed up on some overpasses and had to rebuild them. There was a confluence of military, business (auto industry) and economic (jobs) motivations that combined to get the plan passed.

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  63. Hey! Look! by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0

    A bunch of ignorant fucks spreading FUD against something they fear and don't understand.

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  64. They are easily spotted by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

    They all have Green Hair

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  65. Good humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crap, people. If y'all knew half the stuff that's actually in those trailers and tankers cruisin' down the highway at north of 90 MPH, you would run for the nearest bomb shelter and never, ever set wheels on the interstates again. The Pentagon, OSS, CIA and the rest all do their level best to keep the populace from panicking by shipping everything from nerve gas to hydrogen bombs in unmarked semi trailers, but why do you think the feds built the interstates in the first place?
    Good gawd, y'all. Grow up.

  66. Re:How's it feel by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Informative

    "b) NaCl is not radioactive"
    But your granite countertops and or any granite buildings you go into and or any granite mountain you happen to be near is.

    Uranium is just not that radioactive. It isn't like cobalt 60 or any of the real scary stuff.

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  67. Warning by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Never use the Chronosphere on them. It ends badly. Trust me!

    Signed: The losing side.

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  68. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It breaths. You die."

  69. Re:How's it feel by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

    This would add a whole new wrinkle to "Ice Road Truckers"

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  70. Re:How's it feel by Zerth · · Score: 4, Funny

    b) NaCl is not radioactive

    Speak for yourself, all my salt is made twice a day with fresh Sodium-24.

  71. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, but if NaCL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Native_Client) ever violates web standards, it may be more hazardous!

  72. Why ex-military instead of current? by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

    Is this just a way to get extra money to buddies through the revolving door or is there some rational reason for using ex-military/contractors instead of current military/national guard?

    1. Re:Why ex-military instead of current? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because death and death alone truly discharges an oath.

      ==//==

  73. Back in the day... by Deathlord1973 · · Score: 1

    Back in the early 90's....I was in the Marine Corps working security on a Naval nuclear facility in Charleston, SC. We would provide security (while on base) for these trucks...I think we used to call them SST's (Safe secure trucks). I recall the drivers and security with them being Dept Of Energy couriers. Or cowboys (some wore cowboy hats) as we called them as they got to carry weapons of choice, which seemed to be uzi's. We would also provide security when the Navy pulled missiles out of the subs or when subs pulled into dry dock to be refueled. Its quite a site to see a sub on bricks.... I also remember riding home for leave on weekend and seeing one of these trucks rolling on either I-26 or I-40....with its convoy of suburbans....

    1. Re:Back in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were you not DEBRIEFED, sir?

    2. Re:Back in the day... by Deathlord1973 · · Score: 1

      I was....and my 25 years of non-disclosure is up! They actually moved all the warheads out of the area I worked in back in the 90's. I believe its a Border Patrol training facility now....

  74. Those ACME trailers by ebunga · · Score: 1

    Those ACME trailers using CRST's logo type? Not suspicious at all.

  75. This is the purpose of the Interstate Highway by acoustix · · Score: 3, Informative

    The main push for the Interstate Highway System was to provide the military access to roads they deemed critical for national defense.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_auxiliary_Interstate_Highways

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  76. Re:How's it feel by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Honestly, he should be more afraid of a truck full of bananas. http://xkcd.com/radiation/

  77. UF6 as "enricher"? that doesnt seem by decora · · Score: 1

    like its accurate. UF6 is an intermediate stage of the uranium between the 'yellowcake' form --- its what you stick into your enrichment process. its like saying flour is "used in the process of making bread". no, flour is what the bread is made of!

  78. dont worry. the free market will solve this. by decora · · Score: 1

    since you believe 'iranian terrorists' are trying to steal nuclear warheads from the middle of the nebraska highways, im guessing you also believe in the free market. so i have to ask you, why cant we just let the invisible hand take care of all these problems?

  79. "steal the plutonium metal" by decora · · Score: 1

    arent most bombs uranium nowdays?

  80. Seen more than I can count by banda · · Score: 1

    In a previous job (one where I was paid very little, lived in the desert, and wore a uniform to work) I worked within spitting distance of the concrete pad where they loaded and unloaded the OST trailers. I won't go into detail, but the safety measures that prevent unauthorized persons from accessing the trailer contents are serious enough that I wouldn't wish to ever be on the authorized crew that loads and unloads them.

    Also, you can sometimes tell that the plain jane tractor trailer is a SST (Safe, Secure Transport) because it's surrounded by a convoy of Suburbans with a wide variety of antennae, and a full load of US Marshals armed to the teeth. They don't go anywhere without that.

    They can flip 'em over in ice storms all day for all I care. Any group who wants to can try to steal the cargo for all I care. I have zero worries about the contents of these vehicles. They are safer than just about anything else in the world.

  81. sure it wasn't dick cheney going fishing? by decora · · Score: 4, Funny

    the guy likes to roll with an entourage, or so im told.

  82. Re:How's it feel by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Informative

    Radiation aside, Uranium and many of its compounds are chemically toxic. Fail.

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  83. WARNING! by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do not rub salt (or Uranium Hexaflouride) into remaining eye.

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  84. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They certainly do not have escorts round Oak Ridge. You are hard pressed to distinguish a truck hauling nuclear material from one hauling widgets. Which is the point. About the only difference is in the antenna arrays on the cab used to maintain constant contact with dispatch.

  85. Intelligent design? Meticulous design! by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Informative

    But my eyes would water and it'd run down my face and then I'd be able to taste it.

    That's why God didn't put your mouth above your eyes, obviously. In case you get a lethal does of salt right in the mush.

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  86. Kind of you to say so by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Is that a fully assembled bomb, or just the core plutonium pit (or whatever they use these days)?

    Naw, I'm just happy to see you, that's all.

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  87. Does it have a helicopter? by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

    Who remembers the 1980s tv show 'The Highwayman' ?

    I seem to remember in one of the episodes, he was actually transporting stuff (and I think it was nuclear), rather than being the unstealthiest police officer driving a semi that converted into a helicopter.

    (it was like Knight Rider crossed with MASK)

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  88. Re:How's it feel by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Not quite true. Bees and oil and other materials don't emit radiation. Nuclear warheads and uranium do. Of course, the question is how much, but I imagine someone driving these trucks full-time will get a higher annual radiation exposure than average people.

  89. Re:How's it feel by Anthony+Mouse · · Score: 2

    I think you're confusing a couple of things. There are two types of bombs, either uranium or plutonium, and I'm not sure they even make the first kind anymore (not that we could know). With uranium, if you assemble a sufficiently large sphere if near-100% U-235, it will spontaneously explode, bomb-like, without anything more. The original uranium-type bombs used to keep the uranium in to separate, sub-critical masses until the time of detonation, and then had a neutron gun to set it off, the purpose of which was only to make it so you could be assured of detonation at the right time (and thus altitude) rather than randomly at any point after the critical mass is assembled. Which is, I think, why we probably don't make those anymore -- who the hell wants to produce a nuclear bomb in a way that makes it easier for it to go off by accident? (It's also a lot less fuel-efficient to make them that way, because U-235 is only 0.7% of natural uranium, whereas the U-238 that they make Pu-239 out of is 99.3% of natural uranium.)

    The plutonium designs don't suffer from the same problem because no amount of plutonium will spontaneously explode. To get a plutonium bomb to explode you have to compress the plutonium with high explosives. If you remove the charges from the core, the plutonium is just a hunk of metal. You can stack them a thousand high and shoot at them with anti-tank rounds and nothing will happen, because to go off they need high explosives to surround them on all sides and all detonate at once.

  90. Re:How's it feel by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    >Nuclear warheads and uranium don't just up and spontaneously explode y'know.

    Look a child could be hurt. Won't someone think of the children?

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  91. Nuclear detonators by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    If all it ultimately does is send some current to 16 or so places at the same time (the explosive charges around the sphere to be imploded) then that isn't hard to replicate.

    When "at the same time" resolves to pretty much exactly the same wavefront within +/- femtoseconds (10e-15), and where said device and design absolutely has to work the first time and the only time, and you have zero testing opportunity, and even the length and placement and coupling of the wires affects the timing, yeah, actually, it is that hard to replicate. If the timing is insufficient to the task, the implosion is misshapen, and that generally means the weapon won't go critical -- you just end up with a bunch of bomb debris.

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    1. Re:Nuclear detonators by multi+io · · Score: 1

      If all it ultimately does is send some current to 16 or so places at the same time (the explosive charges around the sphere to be imploded) then that isn't hard to replicate.

      When "at the same time" resolves to pretty much exactly the same wavefront within +/- femtoseconds (10e-15),

      I don't think it's in the femtosecond range (that would mean that you would have to control the geometry and shockwave propagation speed of the conventional explosives with insane precision, and how would they have accomplished that in the 1940s anyway). What they probably do is deliberately use an asymmetric geometry for the explosive lenses (the outer shape as well as the shapes of the regions inside with varying wave propagation speeds), so that you have to ignite the charges in a very specific (and very secret) time sequence (rather than all simultaneously) to get a working nuclear explosion. That time sequence is programmed into the detonator, which is attached to the bomb only at the last moment (one would hope).

  92. Re:How's it feel by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

    Oddly, so are bananas under the right conditions.

  93. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In regards to your sig, the SQL query should be asking two tables "mind if I join you", unless you're planning on joining the table to itself.

  94. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, we'll put some sodium chloride in your hand then have you breath some uranium hexaflouride and you let us know how they compare.

  95. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? The natural radioactivity in granite is a much less than the radioactivity in weapons grade plutonium, uranium and tritium.

  96. how much is being spend on nukes we don't need? by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    All of this sounds insanely expensive for weapons we have no reasonable justification to need in the current numbers. Remember when the gop was screaming the debt was the most important thing? Why aren't they screaming to reduce the number of nukes the US has?

  97. The IHS is a DOD asset. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please remember that the United States Interstate Highway System (IHS) was designed and built specifically to provide the military with a means to quickly and efficiently move military assets and supplies around the country. It's awesome that school buses, soccer moms, and millions of idiots with cellphones permanently implanted in their faces also get the priveledge to use the same IHS to get around quickly as a side benefit. The military gets first use. If you're concerned about the risks of sharing the highway with a heavily armored truck carrying a small nuclear payload, I can highly recommend the hundreds of thousands of miles of secondary highways as an alternative. You might not get around quite as fast, but the drive is often far more scenic, and the food more appealing.

  98. Re:How's it feel by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Not exactly true (not sure what you mean by "neutron gun" either). The original U235 bombs could go critical just by having sufficient mass in the correct geometry. As long as enough neutrons didn't escape (or were reflected back) you could have criticality. We don't make them anymore because they are inefficient. Big uranium bombs will vaporize a lot of the fuel before it has a chance to participate in the reaction. U235 is also very difficult to purify and we have the Teller–Ulam based hydrogen bombs now anyway.

    Plutonium will also go critical in the correct configuration and mass, just like U235. Sure you can shoot a block of it, same goes for U235. Compressing it with explosives is just a way to reduce a hollow sphere into a critical sphere (with a neutron trigger/booster in the middle).

    "Plutonium is considered impractical for the gun method because of early triggering due to Pu-240 contamination and due to its time constant for prompt critical fission being much shorter than that of U-235." In other words it would go critical before the entire slug entered the target.

    Plutonium can go critical in the right configuration (a solid sphere) just like U235. Subcritical Pu accidents have happened.

    "On 21 August 1945, Los Alamos scientist Harry K. Daghlian, Jr. suffered fatal radiation poisoning after accidentally dropping a tungsten carbide brick onto a sphere of plutonium, which was later nicknamed the demon core. The brick acted as a neutron reflector, bringing the mass to criticality. This was the first known criticality accident causing a fatality."

    "On 21 May 1946, another Los Alamos scientist, Louis Slotin, accidentally irradiated himself during a similar incident using the very same sphere of plutonium responsible for the Daghlian accident. Slotin surrounded the plutonium sphere with two hemispherical cups of neutron reflecting material; one above and a larger one below. He was using a screwdriver to keep the cups slightly apart which kept the assembly subcritical. When the screwdriver accidentally slipped, the cups closed completely around the plutonium sending the assembly supercritical. Immediately realizing what had happened, he quickly disassembled the device, likely saving the lives of seven fellow scientists nearby. Slotin succumbed to radiation poisoning nine days later."

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  99. Re:How's it feel by dave420 · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but it's not half a billion people, and they're not called "Muzzies". Those were the points I was referring to. And, to be honest, I doubt anyone wants to steal such a weapon, as it would be a pointless task. How are they going to use it? Crack it open for the sweet, sweet plutonium? Make the world's most obvious dirty bomb? It doesn't really make much sense.

  100. Re:How's it feel by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Hiding it in plain sight is actually a smart way to do it. No one is going to protest plain white trucks as long as they don't announce anything. Diplomats have used this strategy for ages. You can either try to make your message super secure and put labels all over it saying "top secret" or you can just bury it in a mass of boring daily updates, visa requests, etc.

    The only problem they could really have is with other government agencies not being in the loop. I wouldn't be surprised if there were remotely controlled radiation sensors on some highways to detect the gamma rays from something like this (I know they have them at international ports of entry). They get an alert and then they are freaking out over it. Then there are major accidents that even if the contents are safe would make for bad publicity.

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  101. Re:How's it feel by Creepy · · Score: 1

    I'd think the Hazmat 7 Radioactive would give them away, unless the government is somehow excluded from that.

      Heh, hazmat - I remember grading hazmat trucker papers (a temp job) and one guy got a 2/100. 20 questions (40 points, 2 each) were True/False - how the f*ck do you get a TWO on that test?! I got 78/100 (a passing grade) when I took the test for giggles, since I had to sit in the room watching the class for cheaters anyway - and I hadn't been to any of the class lectures.

  102. Re:How's it feel by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    So is oxygen at high partial pressures.

    But speaking of heavy metals, most of them are chemically pretty toxic. Chelate them out of the bloodstream for good health!

  103. North Dakotans know those trucks. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    I grew up with 'em, back when North Dakota was the world's third largest nuclear power. back in the day, you'd know a Minuteman III carrier or truck of "special material" was going by thanks to the lead and chase trucks in USAF blue.

    the jet helicopters overhead within 12 miles at all times had nothing to do with it at all, no, sirree.

    there was a time in 79 when my news director and I were sitting on the tailgate of a pickup on the base, waiting for the PR handlers to take us to a story, when I looked around to see a large cone with a pressure gauge on it in the center of the pickup bed. better part of valor was to look away and keep my big ol' 40 pound camera in my lap.

    only time I've been closer to The Devil (tm) was a rare tour of a power plant in which we could use the catwalk, walk past the spent fuel pool, and look almost to the bottom of the pressure vessel of a GE nuclear reactor.

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  104. oh dear by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    wasn't this the start of the plot to Broken Arrow?

  105. Moved? Why? by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    So we don't like these things. We don't want them to have to exist, but they do. And they've got to be moved around, which means over the roads we have.

    Why do they have to be moved at all? I've yet to see an explanation of this. Is there a compelling reason for this or is it just another case of "We've always done it this way" and a reason that may have been valid 50-60 years ago no longer is but nobody questions it?

  106. transformers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the decepticons are on the move!

  107. What's Tom Selleck up to these days....? by elcid73 · · Score: 1

    I smell a reboot of the Cannonball Run franchise!

    Someone get C.W.McCall on the line!

  108. Re:How's it feel by fozzy1015 · · Score: 1

    Just to be clear, uranium hexafluoride is used in the process of enriching uranium via gaseous diffusion, and as the article states there have been some accidents involving trucks carrying canisters of it. But by the time it's in a warhead it's back in metal form.

  109. Re:How's it feel by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

    [...] since it requires a detonator which should have been removed before transport if proper procedures have been followed.

    But what if they weren't?! Then we'd all die! Including the children!

    Dear God, won't somebody think of the children!

  110. Re:How's it feel by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
  111. Who cares? by meerling · · Score: 1

    No, really, it's a total non-issue if accept that we have and transport nuclear devices.
    These things are heavily monitored, if they vary from their designated route or timetable, a response team, well, responds.
    They have panic buttons, same thing if that is triggered.
    Yet again if contact is lost.
    And they've been doing it for over 40 years.

    Also, if you have been watching too much Hollywood schlock (pretty much everything they make), nukes do NOT go nuclear by accident. The worst thing you can get is a dirty explosion of the normal variety. Still something you don't want, but it's not taking out a town, just maybe a block, or half a block, less if your town has those really big blocks.

    Worried about glowing in the dark if one of those things drives by you? Don't. Those things are so heavily shielded you can use them as radiation shield from other sources. No joke. So again, where Hollywood shows you detecting nukes with a Geiger counter, it's not going to happen. Unless it's a piece of crap engineering by a suicide group, if you run a Geiger counter over a nuke, it will just show the normal background radiation, if you run it under the nuke, it will drop, by a LOT. Like I said, Hollywood is full of it. You want something to gauge it by? Hows, this. Have you ever been in a car wreck? Statistics say you probably have. I've been a passenger in 10 wrecks in my life, a driver in 2. (Fortunately none have been my fault.) So, how many of those exploded? None... Ok, how many caught fire? None? Yeah, that's what I thought. If you go by Hollywood, having a shopping cart roll into a trashcan has at least a 50% chance to cause a fiery explosion.

    If you've taken classes on nuclear war (They exist, I took mine in High school the semester the University decided to copy it, with the teachers permission and assistance.) or have looked into this stuff with available documentation (Try the library, not Herbpolitics.web or Conspiracy.tfh) you'd already know this. Bugger the governments propaganda, it's pure science, from before the Manhattan Project right through to now and tomorrow.

    Sorry, I'm rather sore about the false portrayals of a real issue by fools, politicians, and the ignorant. Sure, I don't know a lot on the subject, but I know volumes more than those jerks.

  112. Re:How's it feel by Anthony+Mouse · · Score: 2

    not sure what you mean by "neutron gun"

    I imagine it's probably the same thing as you mean by "neutron trigger/booster." I admit that the last time I really read up on the early designs was several years ago, so I could be misremembering the name.

    Plutonium will also go critical in the correct configuration and mass, just like U235. Sure you can shoot a block of it, same goes for U235. Compressing it with explosives is just a way to reduce a hollow sphere into a critical sphere (with a neutron trigger/booster in the middle).

    Right, but what I'm saying is that it isn't enough to just compress it somehow. You have to compress it just right. So if you remove the charges but then manage to smash your truck into an overpass, the thing isn't going to go off as a result of the impact.

    I would also admit that I probably shouldn't have said "nothing will happen" if you assemble a lot of plutonium in the same place. There is a difference between "critical" and "bye bye city," and I only meant that you don't easily get the latter by accident (unlike uranium). You have criticality in a normally-operating power reactor, for example, but no boom. Which is what you're talking about with criticality accidents -- those people were killed by radiation spikes caused by criticality accidents, not explosions. It would be like standing next to an operating power reactor with no shielding. (I would also point out that when you bring in the neutron reflectors, all bets are off.)

  113. Re:How's it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Materials of far greater toxicity are transported on trains and trucks in far less robust containers far more often.

    - T

  114. This is why we have railroads by kriston · · Score: 1

    Honestly, this is why we have railroads.

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  115. Re:How's it feel by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    Only about as toxic as lead according to the second google hit. I guess uranium hexafluoride is more toxic, but I couldn't find any comparisons that I understood.

    For the moment, I'm more worried about mercury being dumped in the river by companies than the government driving uranium around, crashing, and poisoning me.

  116. Is the gamma from a warhead detectable? by Frangible · · Score: 1

    I actually live in one of the cities there's a route through, and the other day when driving near the interstate my Polimaster PM1703 scintillation counter (gamma radiation only) went nuts. I figured it was a radiotherapy patient or moly cow delivery or something, but wasn't aware of this. I know uranium hexaflouride can be pretty hot in terms of gamma radiation, but is the gamma from a warhead something you can measure at any distance with a scintillation counter?

  117. Re:How's it feel by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they also be displaying HAZMAT placards, or do they get an exemption?

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  118. "Nuclear Truckers" by shiftless · · Score: 1

    So when can we expect the reality show?

  119. Re:How's it feel by shugah · · Score: 1

    It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June in a Kenworth pullin logs ...

    Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon back?

    Yeah, ten-four Sodbuster.

    Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?

    Yeah he's haulin' NUKES and he needs all the help he can get ...

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  120. Re:How's it feel by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

    To be strapped to a 45 tonne rolling nuke reactor at 6am?

    troll? how is this a troll? It's less trollish than most comments on here...

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  121. Re:How's it feel by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    Since chance would give him 50/100, it seems like he was trying to game the test. If you don't know anything it's just as hard to get all but one wrong as it is to get all but one right.

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  122. Re:Moved? Why? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    Short answer: Logistics. Among other things, atomic weapons have a shelf-life. They have to be torn down and refurbished every so many years. So they have to be shipped from the operational ready location (air base, missile silo, aircraft carrier, submarine base, etc.) to the reprocessing site, then back. Also just like any other military or business equipment inventory, due to various changes in plans or the operational environment, these things need to be moved around to be available when they might be needed.

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  123. This topic was once a TV movie.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without the 'casings' for the 'materiel'....

    1. Re:This topic was once a TV movie.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time Bomb (TV 1984)

      Without the 'casings' for the 'materiel'....

      [Previous post ate the link, sorry. :( ]

  124. Re:How's it feel by shentino · · Score: 1

    Dihydrogen monoxide is even deadlier.

  125. UF6 is NOT enriched for bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignorant nonscientific summarye alert.

    There is absolutely no enrichment of uraniumhexaflouride for bombs. None. Zip. Zilch. It's not necessary. There is a positive glut of highly enriched uranium for making bombs, so there is both no need to enrich any and no facilities exist in the Americas even do this. All the enrichment facilities in the West only make low enriched uranium, or fuel grade. You can not make bombs with this, It can not explode, it's just not physically possible for 5% enriched uranium (which is the high end of fuel grade) to be made into a bomb. UF6 on the roads today is either not enriched at all, it's just natural uranium with fluoride on it's way to an enrichment facility, or it's post enrichment and on its way to be made into fuel pellets. The only hazard from UF6 is the FLOURIDE not the Uranium! And that just an inhalation hazard that you can run away from, it's not radioactive either. In either case UF6 is NOT a bomb, it can't explode, nor can the UF6 on the roads be made into a bomb.

  126. Re:How's it feel by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Michael Bay is that you?

    When I read "Nuclear Truckers" I instantly thought it would be a B grade action movie.

    this only confirms my suspicion.

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  127. Re:How's it feel by flyneye · · Score: 1

    I feel for you, I had to take a similar Hazmat class. Coffee don't help that kind of bored to death.

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  128. Re:How's it feel by flyneye · · Score: 1

    It would have to be a verry overbuilt van( reinforced like a lowboy) to handle weight like that .That would stick out!
    I doubt there would be proper D.O.T. markings or any indication that this carrys anything but babyfood.Escort is in doubt,unless well hidden.
    Travelling the same route on a regular schedule, experienced drivers might spot a "military exp." driver as a noob on the streets, but other than cracking wise on the radio, I don't see a problem.
            Not sure why there are troll mods on us in this thread. Geeks threatened by truckspeak? Allergies to shipping warehouses?
    Illiteracy? Constipation?

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  129. Re:How's it feel by flyneye · · Score: 1

    My money's on exempt.

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  130. Re:How's it feel by delt0r · · Score: 1

    I am interested in what action movie would be "A grade" since by definition a action movie is well.. not really driven by plot.

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  131. Re:How's it feel by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    About as bad as lead. Now the hexafluoride is pretty nasty but so are a lot of things being trucked around.
    I was attacking just the radiation boogie man with a few facts.

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  132. Re:How's it feel by hardwarefreak · · Score: 1

    Uranium is just not that radioactive. It isn't like cobalt 60 or any of the real scary stuff.

    Balthorium-G.

  133. Re:Armed trucks? We do it differently in the UK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are more laid back in the UK. No US style special ops truckers armed to the teeth for us :o)

    Thank you! That is why the US nukes are safe from attack. Anyone who wants to grab nuclear material will head to the easiest source: the UK.

    Actually we have a really advanced counter-intelligence operation running when we move nukes on the rail network. The secret government agency MI9, nicknamed "Network Rail", makes sure terrorists can never know when a train will arrive at a certain place by publishing dis-information called "timetables" and then deliberately not sticking to them.

  134. Re:How's it feel by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Lots of stuff moves over the road, far more valuable or dangerous to the locals than disabled nuclear warheads. And yes, the geeks would rather not know. That's part of why truckers keep their mouths shut - even when they know what they're hauling. Do you have any idea how many dollars worth of laptops, iPads or - God forbid - iPhones fits in a 24' trailer? You may as well be hauling pallets of $20 bills. And we all now know what a load of 80:0:20 will do to a federal building when mixed with diesel and properly kicked off. Loose lips get your load jacked.

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  135. Re:How's it feel by flyneye · · Score: 1

    Lol , truckers keep their mouths shut.
    Well, maybe if that is the present load they got. Certainly not if it was in their history.
    Smart truckers got a gun stashed anyway. Esp. handy for picking up loads from the Jersey docks. I got stories.
    Yeah I know all about more hazardous stuff, more immediate threat is a better way to describe it.
    Loose lips aren't even on the radar when you could just follow suspect trucks from gov't facilities like say, the ****** ******** warehouses at **** ********, ** from whence they spring forth with finished product. Kind of a well, duh sort of solution for anyone wanting to collect one of their own.
            I think I'd be more interested in pallets of $20s and fund the building of my own missiles .Lol , can't trust gov't picked contractors to get the job done right, wallowing in all that extra money they got. They're just too distracted.
    But then again, I'd rather love than war so I'd blow it all a'whorin I'm sure.

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  136. driving warheadsaround by nobodie · · Score: 1

    Years ago I worked for a company that was near a major nuclear bomb maker. (yes, everybody knew what they did there, but it was good work) Anyway, My boss got the opportunity to bid on building some boxes to haul some nuclear shells (maybe bombs, maybe not) and we built them to incredibly tight spec. Brass screws on 2 inch centers, clear lodgepole pine, all dimensions = or - 1/16" etc. In the end they took our prototype, used a crane to raise it 60 feet in the air and drop it so that it landed on a corner of the box. Then they studied the results and added a few screws on tighter centers on the corners and a different adhesive for the rubber beds that the .... well whatever they were... would rest during transport.

    The boss said that we got the job (ten boxes or something, a few thousand dollars a piece) because we had the strongest boxes and the tightest results. I just kept thinking about the truck driving that shit around, like where does it go with warheads?

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