Study Suggests Climate Change-Induced Drought Caused the Mayan Collapse
pigrabbitbear writes "The collapse of the Mayan empire has already caused plenty of consternation for scientists and average Joes alike, and we haven't even made it a quarter of the way through 2012 yet. But here's something to add a little more fuel to the fire: A new study suggests that climate change killed off the Mayans."
They hadn't yet mastered their world woth "cap and trade" or the Prius.
That's why they were doomed, and we are assured.
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
From the article:
With the massive increase in severe tropical storms, the Yucatan will have some of the wettest weather in history, The Mayans will reemerge, and will take over the Americas again!
Not the South normally expected to rise...
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
I hate when people cite academic papers and don't provide a link to it...
http://www.sciencemag.org/content/335/6071/956.full
Driving hummers, flying all over the place spewing carbon out the wazoo. Fools.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
This happened in Mesopotamia too. It's called "biological succession" - forest gives way to grassland which gives way to scrub which becomes desert. It happened all over Africa and Mesopotamia is now called Iraq. Environmental biology 101.
We haven't been screaming for people to take care of the soil, flora and fauna for nothing. But carry on.
Need Mercedes parts ?
Who the hell goes to Las Vegas to drink water?
Orwell: "In a Time of Universal Deceit, telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act"
The Mayans are still there, living in the land their ancestors lived in. They were not "killed off". Any study that suggests they were "killed off" can be ignored as propaganda.
The Mayans made a transition from living in large, centralized cities to a more dispersed, less organized society. This is likely because their centralization was expensive and only supportable based on specific agricultural conditions and faith in their leaders to be able to sustain them. When those conditions changed, that faith could no longer be justified and the expense could no longer be afforded.
When your society is built on the idea of all-powerful mystic kings, then your society falls when the population loses faith in those kings' power.
In other words, a planetary climate change contributed to the fall of the Maya. Which just goes to prove a point: climate is NOT a fixed value, but a variable with a substantial-enough range to cause major ecological changes in relatively short periods of time. . . .
Sorry, I have it on good credit that they died from complications brought about by copyright on maize by Cargill, pyramid design by Egypt and poor gold smelting practices licensed by Union Carbide.
It was being hassled by "the Man" that killed them in the end. Won't we ever learn?
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