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Police Find Apple Branded Stoves In China

An anonymous reader writes "Just when you thought the Apple knockoff trade in China couldn't get any more ridiculous, Chinese Police recently seized 681 "Apple iPhone" branded gas stoves in the city of Wuhan. Yep, that's right, some folks are peddling gas grills and are trying to made the product more appealing by stamping an Apple logo alongside the 'iPhone' moniker on the front."

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  1. Obviously by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cooking dinner? There's an app for that.

    1. Re:Obviously by MisterSquid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually these iStoves run on the same chips as the iPhone, the difference being they have Flash installed. iStove loads a page, Flash pegs the CPU, and iStove gets hot enough to fry an egg.

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    2. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cooking dinner? There's an app for that.

      Their CEO is Tim Cook.

    3. Re:Obviously by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, look! We just got a sneak peek at Samsung's new line of stoves!

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  2. Obviously by philip.paradis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple products are really hot in China.

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  3. Not a knockoff. by wbr1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look closely at the picture. That is a patented Apple device! How can you tell? The corners are rounded.

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    1. Re:Not a knockoff. by wbr1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You keep on with that stupid meme and I'm gonna round your corners, chucko.

      My corners are already too rounded. I need to hit the gym.

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  4. You laugh, but... by ciaohound · · Score: 4, Funny

    Consider the poor SOB's who bought the genuine Windows ovens instead.

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  5. Re:I'll take three of them! by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now if only I had some iGas to power it....

    For that you will want to invest in a bean heavy diet.

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  6. How can anyone be so dumb? by ddd0004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Morons!

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  7. On the plus side... by Arancaytar · · Score: 5, Funny

    These things are supposed to overheat and catch fire.

  8. Re:Apple's next announcement... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 5, Funny

    Real men grill with charcoal.

    Which is why this product appeals to the iPhone crowd. //ducks

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  9. Discarded iPad prototypes by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Funny

    These are just discarded iPad prototypes that were using the Prescott-core P4 processor. Apple should be more careful where they dump their trash...

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  10. Re:Does it work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Consider how utterly ridiculous the marketing is in America before laughing at the Chinese. Trucks and Cars named after towns, cities and areas.

    Websites named after puncuation.