Great. "Ringtones" for cars. I'm not even a doomsday prepper, but I'll move to an underground bunker just to avoid a freeway of cars pumping out a mix of Pitbull, Justin Beiber and the bro-country flavor of the week
The guys who wrote the software at my previous job were masters of it. I don't know all their secrets, but some of their finest work included:
single character named global variables that were reused indiscriminately, code in stored in a database that was then evaluated inline that did things like changing variable values and declaring functions and other fun stuff, 500+ line functions that tried to do a little of everything, and liberal use of copy and paste.
If your foot is falling of the giant brake pedal and you are creeping into the intersection at idle and you can't do anything about it in the 5-10 seconds it takes to move forward enough to cause a dangerous situation, you don't need to have a driver license.
You aren't thinking enough like a conspiracy theorist. These are either a carefully crafted code to their Illuminati brothers or the colonels have been removed from the earth and alien doppelgangers have been put in their place.
See, it's all very obvious when you think it through.
Can we please stop with this tired old joke? It's never been funny.
Nope. The jokes stop when fools quit falling for high-end cables. You have the right to throw away money on platinum cables with insulation made from unicorn horn that have been bathed in the tears of angels to break them in and I have the right to laugh at you.
they flail wildly with abso-fucking-lutely no direction. Politicians basically sit around and comment on shit of which they have no idea to appear busy.
This is not limited politicians. This statement pretty much describes all of human history up to and including this reply.
Sorry that the laws aren't convenient with your current situation. Please continue to drive under the influence. And, if you don't have a car, feel free to steal a car because of our oversight to provide you public transportation or an inexpensive cab.
If your development involves working with cookies, Firebug totally beats the Chrome development tools. With Firebug, I can edit a cookie with a click, filter them, set breakpoints on the cookie so you can see when it is modified. Chrome pretty much lets me view them and delete them individually and that's it. Chrome development tools are still very useful, but I think Firebug totally outclasses it.
I like your new plan. I'll take all the crying kids you can put on an airplane if I can see a way too cocky guy having a cell phone conversation (probably via a bluetooth headset) get booted off a plane. Look we all understand you've been snapping necks and cashing checks after selling the Catalina Wine Mixer but we'll be where we are going in a couple hours. You can get with your brahs then.
Thanks for the pointer, I've had my electrons swimming upstream all along. I also rewired my usb mouse after I discovered that it was wired the wrong way around at the factory. You won't believe the warmth of my lefts, the mellowness of my rights, the dynamic ups and well rounded downs.
Charge less for the lossless format. Audiophiles use a common benchmarking system that is hidden in plain view. You look for the number after this character "$" and the larger that number is the better the component or recording or system will sound.
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That would be awesome. I can imagine it now. Halfway through the final campaign speech, Rick Astley pops out and does his thing.
Fabricating a CPU is a lot harder than finding out the secret plans. This isn't KFC's secret herbs and spices or Coke's secret formula.
Great. "Ringtones" for cars. I'm not even a doomsday prepper, but I'll move to an underground bunker just to avoid a freeway of cars pumping out a mix of Pitbull, Justin Beiber and the bro-country flavor of the week
Congratulations, you understand Net Neutrality less that Ted Cruz and that's saying something.
Shouldn't the transaction to purchase a Bitcoin ATM be conducted in Bitcoin.
For a worthwhile comment to a news story on the Internet and that includes this comment
Exactly, why do think I'm putting all my assets into rhinestone studded jumpsuits?
You can't let them in here. They'll see everything. They'll see the big board.
It's all the cars that are dangerous
The guys who wrote the software at my previous job were masters of it. I don't know all their secrets, but some of their finest work included: single character named global variables that were reused indiscriminately, code in stored in a database that was then evaluated inline that did things like changing variable values and declaring functions and other fun stuff, 500+ line functions that tried to do a little of everything, and liberal use of copy and paste.
by using the search term "l33t".
If your foot is falling of the giant brake pedal and you are creeping into the intersection at idle and you can't do anything about it in the 5-10 seconds it takes to move forward enough to cause a dangerous situation, you don't need to have a driver license.
You aren't thinking enough like a conspiracy theorist. These are either a carefully crafted code to their Illuminati brothers or the colonels have been removed from the earth and alien doppelgangers have been put in their place.
See, it's all very obvious when you think it through.
Can we please stop with this tired old joke? It's never been funny.
Nope. The jokes stop when fools quit falling for high-end cables. You have the right to throw away money on platinum cables with insulation made from unicorn horn that have been bathed in the tears of angels to break them in and I have the right to laugh at you.
Look out, you're taunting soon to be angry teamsters. That's not a good recipe for continued health.
What the heck!? When did Myspace get into the auto leasing business?
they flail wildly with abso-fucking-lutely no direction. Politicians basically sit around and comment on shit of which they have no idea to appear busy.
This is not limited politicians. This statement pretty much describes all of human history up to and including this reply.
Stick with what works I always say.
But this sampling rate goes to 11
I'm founding Kickstopper.
Sorry that the laws aren't convenient with your current situation. Please continue to drive under the influence. And, if you don't have a car, feel free to steal a car because of our oversight to provide you public transportation or an inexpensive cab.
If your development involves working with cookies, Firebug totally beats the Chrome development tools. With Firebug, I can edit a cookie with a click, filter them, set breakpoints on the cookie so you can see when it is modified. Chrome pretty much lets me view them and delete them individually and that's it. Chrome development tools are still very useful, but I think Firebug totally outclasses it.
I like your new plan. I'll take all the crying kids you can put on an airplane if I can see a way too cocky guy having a cell phone conversation (probably via a bluetooth headset) get booted off a plane. Look we all understand you've been snapping necks and cashing checks after selling the Catalina Wine Mixer but we'll be where we are going in a couple hours. You can get with your brahs then.
This is good to know. The next time I'll just tell my wife I was searching for the Neil Young audio conversion service "Pono" and I mistyped it.
Thanks for the pointer, I've had my electrons swimming upstream all along. I also rewired my usb mouse after I discovered that it was wired the wrong way around at the factory. You won't believe the warmth of my lefts, the mellowness of my rights, the dynamic ups and well rounded downs.
Charge less for the lossless format. Audiophiles use a common benchmarking system that is hidden in plain view. You look for the number after this character "$" and the larger that number is the better the component or recording or system will sound.