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Pinkie Pie Earns $60K At Pwn2Own With Three Chromium 0-Day Exploits

Tackhead writes "Hot on the hooves of Sergey Glazunov's hack 5-minutes into Pwn2Own, an image of an axe-wielding pink pony was the mark of success for a hacker with the handle of Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie subtly tweaked Chromium's sandbox design by chaining together three zero-day vulnerabilities, thereby widening his appeal to $60K in prize money, another shot at a job opportunity at the Googleplex, and instantly making Google's $1M Pwnium contest about 20% cooler. (Let the record show that Slashdot was six years ahead of this particular curve, and that April Fool's Day is less than a month away.)"

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  1. You know what this calls for? by LiroXIV · · Score: 5, Funny

    A PARTY!!! (sorry bronies, couldn't resist)

    1. Re:You know what this calls for? by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 4, Funny

      Deploy The Party Cannon!

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    2. Re:You know what this calls for? by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pinkie Pie Earns $60K At Pwn2Own With Three Chromium 0-Day Exploits

      Oh, sure, we're laughing now... but this should be a wake-up call.

      While at first glance they seem almost indistinguishable from us, there is actually a vital difference between Ponies and ourselves—educational systems.

      Pony schools are far more intense than ours, especially in the maths and sciences. If you're familiar with the so-called "math" taught in our primary schools, you will agree that this image is disturbing. Young fillies (and colts, though their society is strongly gender-biased) are also taught a tremendous work ethic and social responsibility virtually from birth; in fact, they are expected to demonstrate exceptional talent and plan a career even before they reach adolescence. Furthermore, Ponies are even taught to take responsibility for the world around them. Their town, their environment...hell, the Sun, Moon and skies might as well be in their charge. They possess a drive that we fail to instill in our own children.

      None of this is particularly surprising when you consider that Equestria is an autocratic state whose leader has a singular fixation on education. While our leaders focus on populism and pork, Equestria sinks more and more resources into teaching even while its infrastructure and government services seem positively primitive.

      What does this mean for us? In the short term we'll continue to maintain our dominance in industry, but farther out...simply put, we're fucked. While our children fall farther and father behind, their foals dash ahead. They're already pumping out incredible individuals and technologies that defy belief. I fully expect that the first footprints on Mars...will be hoofprints. But that's not the worst of it. In the next decade, a pony will likely take your job. Soon they'll be running our entire country.

      I know what you're thinking right now: "Oh my god...Ponies, rule?". But the answer is yes, and I can't put too fine a point on it: It's only a matter of time before Ponies totally and completely rule everything. That is—unless you do something about it today. Write to your representatives. Tell them unless we all want to start singing Pony anthems, they can no longer claim to be strong on education while cutting budgets and shirking responsibility.

      Tell them that starting tomorrow, their actions must match their words.

      Tell them they must stop this hippocracy.

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  2. WebKit by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's interesting that the article implies the flaw is in WebKit rather than, say, JavaScript or Flash. So there'll need to be a similar patch made for Safari (which the article also briefly touches on).

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    1. Re:WebKit by garaged · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I "see" a lot of linux boxes on daily basis (yeah, that was right) and NONE of them has AV, some of the do have some kind of "enterprise protection", but unless you are talking about an email server, on linux you usually do not have any kind of AV running, and yet I (on daily basis again) use chrome and firefox a lot for fun and profit, so, an exploit for them is important for me, AV or not involved.

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  3. Re:Pwn2Own rocks. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One downside is many are reporting on ZDNet, that the IE 9 exploit that was shown yesterday has new trojans already working for it.

    Since it is a 0 day exploit it is undetectable by any anti virus scanner yet and all you need to do is search under Google Image and you are instantly infected without clicking on anything.

    Google at least patched the last one in 24 hours, but I do not trust other browsers or users to patch that quick.

  4. Re:As the Slashdot Front Page Said at One Time... by sixtyeight · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ugh, pwnies.

    Life imitates pun.

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  5. Sandboxed? Without hardware VM support? Riiiight. by VortexCortex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The code isn't in a sandbox if it can escape.

    A lot of (desktop) hardware supports virtualization at the hardware level -- This doesn't mean executing a different set of opcodes, it means running an OS inside of an OS. We need hypervisory control at the application level. As long as your application code is running in the same environment as everything else with no hardware supported barriers, then it's not actually in a sandbox.

    We compile sections of JavaScript to machine code in data memory, mark the resulting data as code and execute it. It only takes one well placed buffer overflow to get some of your memory corrupted, before data is executed as code. The corruption need not result from JavaScript to affect the JS engine. Additionally, if said JavaScript or HTML or ANY untrusted source of data is being used by native code at the same security level as the application then any bug in that native code (eg: flash, SVG, HTML5 rendering, video/sound codecs, etc) can be an open door out of the "sandbox". This is similar to how such a bug in kernel level code can give you kernel level access... Such is the case for application level code as well.

    Data Execution Prevention (DEP) can be used to prevent executing data as code (eg to prevent buffer overflow data from being executed), but since the design of JavaScript makes implementations so slow and we're trying to do so much with it we actually need to execute the data as code. To gain performance we forfeit one of best tools that a "sandbox" can have.

    Many that gloat over their browser performance benchmarks wilfully trade security for speed, leaving other more sensible individuals (who may instead throw hardware at a speed issue) without an option... Better browser code can't execute "faster". The hardware runs at the same speed. It can only execute less. That is: more efficiently... More speed requires better hardware, not software.

    I would welcome a slower software only VM option (no just in time compiling to machine code), this way hardware DEP could be used to enforce sandboxing more strictly. Until then: My browser runs in its own OS within a hardware supported VM. I start from a fresh known-good VM image before I do anything important on the web. THAT'S a sandbox. Consequently, these restrictions mean I won't do anything important on today's mobile devices...

    P.S.
    Security researcher red-flags bolded for your convenience.

  6. Re:Soon by Deus.1.01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its not a meme...we're just celebrating the fact that we live in a universe were we can watch a MLP franchise without being unironic as fuck.

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  7. Re:Pwn2Own rocks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As AC above hinted at, and I believe I quote from some famous computer book or another, "If the structural properties of steel changed 20% every ten years, then Civil Engineering as a discipline would look a lot different."

    Point being, you can have breakneck advancement or inherently secure code, but not both at the same time.

  8. Or maybe, just maybe by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can to accept that virtual security is the same as physical security and cannot be perfect in the real world.

    See with physical security, we've known this forever. You can't design the unbeatable system. No matter what you design, someone can figure out a way to overcome it, through brute force if necessary. You can't secure something to perfection. So you don't try, you design security to repel any likely threat you you rely on defense in depth so that if one layer fails, the whole system doesn't fail.

    However many geeks seem to have talked themselves in to the idea that you can have perfect virtual security. Just use browser X on OS Y and there is no way anything evil can get you, kind of thing. Well I think that is false. You can't have perfect virtual security. Instead, you just have to make it as good as you can against the threat you are likely to face, and then have defense in depth.

    Patch your OS and browser, run an on access virus scanner, run a client firewall, have a network firewall, run as a deprivileged user, use things like ASLR and DEP, be safe about your browsing, monitor your system, etc. Don't rely on a single thing to keep you safe, rely on many. Realize that all your layers have defects. Fix them when found, but understand there is no perfection.

    This whining that nobody can build something perfect is just stupid. No, they can't, we never have, never will. Deal with it. We don't move out of our houses because they aren't perfectly secure, we aren't going to stop using our computer because they aren't perfectly secure. Get good layered defense and stay on top of it. That is all you can do, all we've ever been able to do.

  9. Re:Who? Did what? For HOW much? and WHY? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The phrase 'the sandbox' is the unclear bit. Chromium (and therefore, presumably, Chrome) implements sandboxing in five different ways:
    • chroot
    • SELinux
    • Capsicum
    • Windows ACLs
    • Mac sandbox APIs

    The question is whether the flaws are in one of these implementations, in the OS APIs that these depend on, or in the higher-level code that's shared among all platforms. The Windows sandboxing implementation is the most complex (about 20KLoC, while the Capsicum implementation is the simplest at around 100LoC) so it presents the largest attack surface.

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  10. Hippocracy by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell them they must stop this hippocracy.

    This might be the first time I've seen a misspelling of "hypocrisy" used as a legitimate pun (hippo=horse, cracy=government). And it isn't even a copypasta (or at least one indexed by Google). Bravo.