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Evidence of Lost Da Vinci Fresco Behind Florentine Wall

Lev13than writes "Art historians working in Florence's city hall claim to have found evidence of Leonardo da Vinci's lost Battle of Anghiari fresco. Painted in 1505, the fresco was covered over by a larger mural during mid-16th Century palace renovations. Historians have long speculated that the original work was protected behind a false wall. Attempts to reveal the truth have been complicated by the need to protect Vasari's masterpiece, Battle of Marciano, that now graces the room. By drilling small holes into previously-restored sections of Vasari's fresco, researchers used endoscopic cameras and probes to determine that a second wall does exist. They further claim that the hidden wall is adorned with pigments consistent with Leonardo's style. The research has set off a storm of controversy between those who want to find the lost work and others who believe that it is gone, and that further exploration risks destroying the existing artwork."

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  1. Re:The whole thing is a scam ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Protip: Artists at the time mixed their own paints.

    The more you know!

  2. Re:The whole thing is a scam ! by Sulphur · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Protip: Artists at the time mixed their own paints.

    The more you know!

    My grandmother was with Thomas Hart Benton when he painted the Rape of Persephone. He mixed egg whites with his paint.

  3. This is a job for the TSA by EnempE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those magic scanners can see anything through anything right ?

    1. Re:This is a job for the TSA by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure, if the fresco contains genitals. Aren't TSA scanners highly calibrated to detect concealed genitals and not much else?

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  4. I know this is Slashdot and all... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I have a real urge to spew out a YO DAWG meme right now.

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    1. Re:I know this is Slashdot and all... by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      And they say you can't learn things on /. Not only did Iearn a new meme, I was entertained as well. Yo Yo Dawg!

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  5. Re:The whole thing is a scam ! by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Funny

    It'll be good if Geraldo Rivera hosts the unearthing.

  6. Re:How is this news for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, will this affect the tech world in ANY way?

    Fuck art and the pseudo-intellectuals who devote their wasted lives to it.

    If you truly believe that art has no bearing, benefit, or other influence on technology than it is you who is the pseudo-intellectual.

  7. Re:How is this news for nerds? by Per+Wigren · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because Leonardo Da Vinci was a true nerd and he was a major character in two Assassins Creed games.

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  8. Photos by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok, so they used sonar, photos, fiber optic cameras, extracted paint samples and a bunch of other fancy stuff to determine that a lost painting was present on a false wall behind a priceless mural and yet none of the pictures show ANY of this. If this is seriously a "research" project, why are they not posting pictures of the sonar, photos from the fiber optic camera or readings from the paint samples instead of just a bunch of "scientists" standing together for group shots? the closest they have is some student looking at a macbook that's mostly covered by a plant.

    1. Re:Photos by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I, personally, liked the pristine lab coats. Always a good sign of Quality Science.

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    2. Re:Photos by Amouth · · Score: 1

      they took samples of what is behind the wall (aka samples of the lost work) and found pigments know to only have been used by Da Vinci

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  9. Explore! Explore! by Sigg3.net · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just don't understand the reasoning of those that say furthet exploration is so damaging.

    Who cares?

    The painting was made for our perusal, not to secretly safekeep behind a 2nd wall. It would be saying the painting has some intrinsic value, that would still exist even when the world had been overrun by zombies.

    If we uncover the painting we have the means to protect it, And make copies, to extend human knowledge.

    1. Re:Explore! Explore! by moozey · · Score: 1

      Why destroy an existing work of art in hope of finding one that might not be there? Seems pretty obvious to me...

    2. Re:Explore! Explore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Copies have already been made before the second wall was constructed. See e.g. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Arezzo_anghiari_Battle_standard_leonardo_da_vinci_paint.jpg
      And there is an important painting on the second wall as well.

    3. Re:Explore! Explore! by jaymemaurice · · Score: 2

      Existing work is visible and documented, can be re-created.
      Hidden work is not visible and documentation on it is not so good that it can be recreated.
      Technically a 3rd piece of art can be created over top of them both... to have future cultural value - not really obvious to me.

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    4. Re:Explore! Explore! by igb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not the damage to the purported painting behind the wall, it's the damage to the integrity of a building whose decorations have been in situ for over four hundred years. They're not talking about drilling holes in a wall painted with magnolia emulsion to get at whatever lies behind, rather doing serious damage to frescos by Vasari. That requires that you believe the remains of a painting which Leonardo himself severely damaged with braziers and part melted off the wall are of more intrinsic worth than the long-standing paintings by a non-trivial figure than have been on the walls of that room since it was given its present form. There are other artists apart from Leonardo, you know.

      Google Translate does a reasonable job of the Italia Nostra press release (http://goo.gl/KcLTn) which is worth reading. That television funding has been made available for the work is dubious, to say the least: they're not going to care about Vasari, are they?

    5. Re:Explore! Explore! by ledow · · Score: 1

      The painting's been behind a wall for the last X hundred years. How much better do you think preservation can get?

      Modern preservation techniques range from having to combat mould, damp, humidity, dryness, insect infestation, frame cracking, etc. to just plain vandalism-proofing. Go read all the stuff that's been done to the Mona Lisa (the one painting most people would agree should be touched and played with as little as physically possible). The reason this hidden painting has survived so long is because WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THERE.

      Hell, even the drilling would have introduced dirt, dust, metal shavings, spores, etc. into the cavity that may not have been there (even if it wasn't air-tight). It's not a question of keeping that nice painting your mother gave you - it's hundreds of years old and will need to be preserved for hundreds more, and that makes preservation a different story.

      Having said that, it's *BEHIND* an equally important fresco. If you had to tear down a Picasso to get to a 'da Vinci', you can't make that decision on your own. This is the same. And, we know that he thought that painting was shite, which is why he destroyed it and it was covered up. So you're actually tearing down one good, famous work for another crap, un-missed work that sits behind it by someone else - and in the process disturbing both that have been there for hundreds of years without problems.

    6. Re:Explore! Explore! by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      If the photos are of such high quality as to capture every detail, then what value does the original have that would not be seen in a perfect reproduction? Are you supposing that there is some mystic art-substance in famous paintings that cannot be replicated? The only value I see in an original not present in an indistinguishable reproduction is forensic research potential, and the Mona Lisa is already well-documented.

    7. Re:Explore! Explore! by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      The painting's been behind a wall for the last X hundred years. How much better do you think preservation can get?

      By modern standards, conditions can get far better. You're assuming that conditions "in situ" are the best option for preservation. The only thing guaranteed by being hidden is that the work was safe from vandalism and ineffective attempts at preservation/repair. For all we know generations of mice have been trimming their teeth on Leonardo's work.

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    8. Re:Explore! Explore! by Sigg3.net · · Score: 2

      You are making absolute, complete sense, sir.

      We don't like your kind 'round here.

    9. Re:Explore! Explore! by imakemusic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Haven't they analysed the Mona Lisa and found the sketches underneath it which Leonardo did before painting? If we'd destroyed the painting before these techniques were discovered then we wouldn't be able to do this.

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    10. Re:Explore! Explore! by Elrond,+Duke+of+URL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously?

      Humanity has almost always had a love of genuine artifacts, and that desire is practically universal. And to suppose that we could record perfect information about the original is laughable and completely ignores the intrinsic value of the original painting.

      Concerning this new painting, I would very much like to see the new one, but destroying the outer painting is a terrible idea. I think that if they can gather enough evidence of a valid painting existing, then they will be able to gather enough funds to recover it safely.

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    11. Re:Explore! Explore! by mfarah · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you had to tear down a Picasso to get to a 'da Vinci', you can't make that decision on your own.

      I know what your point is, but I have to say this anyway:

      If you have to tear up a Picasso to get to a 'da Vinci', by all means do it! And trash some of Miró's paintings while you're at it, for an added bonus. }:->

      (I'm from Catalunya, BTW, and I can't stand either of them)

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    12. Re:Explore! Explore! by jd · · Score: 1

      I agree on the exploration, but it DOES matter that we don't damage/destroy one thing in order to obtain something else of equal merit. By waiting a little longer, you may be able to have both. Further, damage to the hidden painting due to light and the modern atmosphere should be limited as far as possible.

      In fact, I'm not sure we have to "wait" in order to obtain an image of what is behind the second wall. There's presumably an airgap, and autonomous robots are quite capable of operating in those kinds of confined environments. Scan the hidden surface and then print out the scan. One hidden painting.

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    13. Re:Explore! Explore! by moozey · · Score: 1

      I think there is a certain substance present in not just famous paintings, but all great paintings. Is it mystic? Probably not. But I know that I'd prefer looking at the real thing in a gallery over looking at a highly detailed photograph. Just knowing that the product you're looking at was actually created by hand by someone ~500 years ago has a great deal of worth to a lot of people, and it certainly should in my opinion.

  10. Re:His name was Leonardo by jouassou · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought the norm was to refer to people by their given name informally, and their family name in more formal settings. Unless the author happens to be a personal buddy of Leonardo da Vinci, I believe "Leonardo" is the inappropriate title.

  11. Re:His name was Leonardo by moozey · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes. AC is a twat.

  12. The Obsession with Leonardo by igb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem now is that we're heading into "stuff that Leonardo stood on the other side of the road to is touched with his genius" obsession.

    I recently went to the (London) National Gallery Leonardo exhibition, at which a substantial proportion of his surviving works were brought together (both Madonna of the Rocks, for example) and the paintings that survive in a decent condition are astoundingly good: you can argue the toss about the relative merits of Da Vinci, Velasquez, Rembrandt and the rest, but that's the company he's clearly keeping.

    However, what you don't get in an exhibition of Velasquez to anything like the same extent is the huge slew of "school of", "preparatory sketch for", "disputed", "attributed" and so on. There's plenty of Velasquez (or Goya, or Titian, or at a slightly less major level Turner) to go around, and therefore there's not the same perceived need to drag up everything last scrap of paper. A lot of the stuff that's of disputed provenance (or even, in the case of Salvator Mundi, is of broadly accepted provenance) wouldn't be held in anything like the esteem it is on purely artistic grounds --- Salvator Mundi was sold without the attribution for less than fifty quid just over fifty years ago, for example, and even though otherwise sensible people can write of Madonna of the Yarnwinder "The merest touch of Leonardo's genius is better than almost anyone else's signature work" (http://goo.gl/f3B88) there's a real whiff of idolatry to this attitude. Clearly, if you want to be regarded highly as an artist, make sure a lot of your paintings decay and you have only a small pool of material for later enthusiasts to obsess over.

    In this case, the chances of there being a recoverable painting are close to zero: there are accounts of the paint being melted off the wall with braziers. There's a copy by Reubens of the section that was completed, but a lot of the rest was lost anyway. The painting that's having holes drilled in it is a not inconsiderable piece. âoeBut if I had to choose, I would choose Leonardo,â rather gives the game away.

    1. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by ledow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Celebrity over talent. As I had a lengthy post about this on The Reg recently, I feel I need to comment.

      It's a problem with the modern definition of art. Now "art" is about something by a celebrity that "makes you think". Historically, art was about talent - something you can't just reproduce. Now literally anybody could "recreate" one of the modern works in an afternoon and it would be *indistinguishable* from the original. Modern artists were asked to provide works for the 2012 Olympics here in London. I was genuinely of the belief that they were children's drawings for the same until I read the caption properly.

      So even though Leonardo had obvious talent (and would NOT have been so famous otherwise), making works that only an expert painter could even approach, the modern art movement has to regard him as a celebrity in order to stay consistent. It's not about the "interpretation" of the "piece" rather than, say, the fact that it's a fucking good picture made with brushes and oils. Thus, you turn the value of the art from the talent used to create it to the celebrity name attached to it, and so any crappy sketch that could be attributed to him, some pillock will pay millions for so they can say "That's a 'da Vinci'". Not because it actually LOOKS good, or is a skilful piece of art.

      Art *was* never about interpretation, but skill. It was never about celebrity, except as a recognised talent. Just because Turner did a shit in his toilet bowl does not make that shit art.

      But, try and tell modern artists that and they laugh at you, mainly because they've redefined art to be something that they can be "good" at even if they are bad, and also something that they can claim you "don't understand". It started in the 1920's or thereabouts. Before that, if you did a crappy piece of art for your king, he'd have chopped your head off (or thereabouts).

      Admire the SKILL of the artist, not the name or the "thought process". There are still skilful artists out there, but you won't find them in the Tate because they aren't "arty" enough.

    2. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by ledow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You miss the point.

      A guitarist today requires as much skill as a guitarist in the past. The music moved on but still requires skill to perform. Modern art is the equivalent of those "4 minutes of silence" tracks you get - takes NO SKILL to perform, or to reproduce in it's original media, but hailed as "artistic".

      Taking a photograph is also considerably less skilful (though at least has SOME skill to it) than painting an image that *looks* as real as a photograph. Even today, if you can paint THAT well that people think it's real, people are astounded and think it's amazing. Because it takes skill. It doesn't take skill, beyond a printer's apprenticeship, to put up a poster from a photograph you took.

      Pretension does not make art. Skill makes art. A measure of skill is reproducibility. If I can't make a picture look like the Mona Lisa using only the tools and techniques the artist used, then it requires skill to do. If, however, you have a few stripes or a splodge on a bit of paper that I *CAN* reproduce myself quite simply using the same materials, then it's not really skilful and thus, I would argue, no really "art".

      This definition was the shared, global definition of art right up until the 20's, thus proving my point.

    3. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by operagost · · Score: 1

      If you want to enjoy skillful art, you're far better served at a farmer's market or country fair than at an exhibition in the city. And it's not about folk art, either-- I'm referring to adept use of color, figure, and light to depict a variety of scenes and subjects.

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    4. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Gross over-simplification. No idea how this is supposed to be insightful.

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    5. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by Chakra5 · · Score: 1

      I believe the following actually fits in with an aspect of the parent post, it does appear parent is making the case that Leonardo's scrap suffers from Celebrity over talent. God knows that can be and often is rampant to absurdity...and while I agree with the majority of sentiment here, I wish to make two addenda.

      Leonardo was more than a painter. He is well established as a multi-disciplined master, and a true genius. The quintessential renaissance man.

      Few artists scribbles have provided such insight into the very thinking and process of said genius.

      [shrug]...A scrap of a sketch by Leonardo often really [i]is[/i] a treasure in it's own right.

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    6. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by oldmac31310 · · Score: 2

      You really don't know much about art, do you?

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    7. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by Tyrannosaur · · Score: 2

      You really don't know much about art, do you?

      or photography, for that matter...

    8. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      It started in the 1920's or thereabouts.

      It was about that time photography made big inroads and thousands of artists who made a decent living painting landscapes, river views, seascapes, and portraits of snooty rich people lost their means of earning a pay check. So they had to be "different" from photographs. "Realistic painting? Why would I pay you so much money for something a photogapher can do in a few minutes?". So art became "non-photograph".

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    9. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by guises · · Score: 1

      Look you're welcome to your opinion about the value of modern works but you're way off on this skill business, both qualitatively and chronologically - art hasn't been solely about skill since the middle ages. Da Vinci, incidentally, was one of the artists behind the push for painting and sculpting to be recognized as a liberal art. I'll link to a little non-exhaustive summary:

      http://www.arthistory.sbc.edu/artartists/renaissance.html

      A lot of people criticize "modern art" as though it were a unified body and I think that this low opinion mostly just comes from the fact that the newest works have not yet been through the full vetting process. In a museum, modern works are always going to be, on average, of less merit than older works simply because the older works that you see in a museum are those which have stood the test of time and been judged worth displaying. Over time, works which are current right now will be culled and those of real value (they do exist!) will remain.

    10. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by Kittenman · · Score: 1
      I take your point. I saw a show down here on TV that mentioned that with the birth of the camera, what was the point of doing realistic images in art. You're better off taking a photo. So, Impressionism was born, then later the likes of the modern art and the rest - maybe classify them all as 'interpretive art'.

      I could see the presenter's point, but I still prefer the old stuff. I'll take a Caravaggio over a Tracey Emin any day of the week.

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    11. Re:The Obsession with Leonardo by oldmac31310 · · Score: 2

      or music!

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  13. Pay, wall! by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    I've seen Barnett Newman and I know it's all suggestion.
    Why not leave said walls alone, put up a sign and ticket-box, and be done with it.
    Profit!

    1. Re:Pay, wall! by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      I'll go one better. My idea for the ultimate "Eco-friendy art installation" - any open space (a wooded lot or open field would do well) with a spot for a person to pay, enter, and then leave. When they leave they get a piece of paper saying how much of a carbon impact they've had on the site so they can feel shitty about themselves.

      And yes, I claim copyright. Not because I want money; I just don't want some artsy douchebag to actually do this.

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  14. Re:His name was Leonardo by digitig · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If "da Vinci" were his family name, your comment would be pertinent.

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  15. Re:The whole thing is a scam ! by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those filthy communists! They violated hue patents and stole paint revenue from big pigment! You wouldn't steal an ox-cart...

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  16. Re:The whole thing is a scam ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    >grandmother
    >painted
    >rape
    >egg whites

    The image you've given me is not the same as the image you intended to give me.

  17. Schrödinger's cat by rapiddescent · · Score: 1, Funny

    It'd be ironic if they destroyed the wall, instead of finding a Da Vinci masterpiece, found a dead cat.

  18. Re:Destruction by Phrogman · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you read the article (I know, its /. and that is redundant), you would note that the only places in which they are drilling hole are locations where the original Vascari was damaged and they have done restoration work previously. So, no, they are not damaging the fresco in front, they are being quite careful to only work in locations which have already been damaged.

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  19. Re:How is this news for nerds? by sandytaru · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Partially because they've tried a lot of high tech ways to determine if there was a second fresco already, including trying to raise 400K from a Kickstarter to pay for lasers and Xrays and other things (they didn't make raise enough, alas.) And even if this low tech method has shown there's a second Fresco, it's going to take a lot of high tech work to move the existing painting.

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  20. Re:His name was Leonardo by ledow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "da Vinci" means "of Vinci", the town he was born in. It is common practice to name people after where they came from because family names weren't so distinct, or weren't available, (or because one family could OWN a small town) and "Leonardo of Vinci" provides a lot more accuracy than "Leonardo" (a very, very common Italian name).

    Similarly, Fibonacci was actually better known as Leonardo of Pisa ("Leonardo Pisano") - it's doubtful he was ever really called Fibonacci in real life. The Pythagoras that you probably know best was "Pythagoras of Samos" (because there were so damn many of them). Caravaggio was actually known as "Michelangelo of Caravaggio" and has no relation to the Michelangelo who painted the Sistine Chapel. Plato's name was really Aristocles.

    The modern system of family name is just that - modern. Before that, your name could be derived from your job (Smith, Baker, etc.), your nickname, your birth-town, your main residence, your parent's nickname, the name of the local lord, etc.

    Thus, suggesting that modern norms be applied to historical names is absolutely ridiculous because - almost certainly - nobody ever referred to anyone in that way back then. Hell, we're not even sure if some famous historical characters were EVER called by the names we use for them.

    He was Leonardo, from Vinci. He'd probably look around in the street if you called him Leonardo. That's about all we know. The only other name ever given to him was actually his father's (Piero - again, another common Italian name).

  21. Many mod points! by bradley13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can I mod you up to 6 super-insightful?

    The art scene has become cultish, and actual talent has become secondary. I have had a couple of experiences in this area that really put me off the art scene. One I particularly recall, from many years ago: the Albuquerque Airport had just spent some enormous sum on a new picture, and the art critics were all impressed. Enough so that I went to see it. The picture turned out to consist of a small red dot in the center of a large yellow canvas. Hello? Aside from the fact that the colors matched the New Mexican flag, there was simply nothing there. A couple of minutes with a roller, 30 seconds with a brush. Perhaps the artist agonized about the precise size of the circle? Of course, you are supposed to feel inferior to the artsy, if you don't find deep meaning in such nonsense.

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    1. Re:Many mod points! by ledow · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Many mod points! by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

      Years ago I saw (maybe on 60 Minutes, who knows) a clip about a woman who paid an artist to do an "installation" at her apartment for $10,000. It consisted of a 3" piece of rope nailed horizontally to the wall between the entranceway door hinge and the corner of the room. That's it. It just stuck in my mind as either a glaring example of "conspicuous consumption," or of one affluent person's vulnerability to a line of bullshit. (OTOH, maybe this was all a setup to get on 60 Minutes.)

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    3. Re:Many mod points! by wrook · · Score: 4, Funny

      OMG! I thought you must be exaggerating until I saw the link. I especially liked this bit:

      Riley, who began her career using only black and white patterns, started to experiment with colour in 1967, the same year she began painting stripes.

      It's a very lovely picture, but I think Riley, having spent 45 years painting stripes, should consider painting other things as well. A nice horsey or doggy would be wonderful!

    4. Re:Many mod points! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I would love to see the expression of the commentator when someone looks them with a straight face and says "It's bullshit. Show me real art"

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    5. Re:Many mod points! by nitio · · Score: 1

      Once, back in high school, during an art class I had to make a sculpture out of clay.

      Turns out I know squat about sculpting and the best I could do was maybe two spheres pinned together with a toothpick or a cube. I just said "whatever", put them all together and started pinching it. It turned out something similar to, well, a pile of crap.

      When the teacher approached and asked what it represented I playfully said "The agony of all the kids with no food" and chuckled. I got an A for that. I've proved that any crap can pass as art.

      tl;dr: (some) art is a pile of crap.

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    6. Re:Many mod points! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Ahh Slashdot. Where are you going my little tech site?

      First, discussing makeup.

      Now the Art scene.

      I'm going back to bed.... Maybe tomorrow this nightmare will be over.

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    7. Re:Many mod points! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      She was painting zebras you insensitive clod. Just zebras which are mathematically mapped to the unit square. But that was her early black and white period. Now a days she is into painting invisible pink zebra striped unicorns.

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    8. Re:Many mod points! by wrook · · Score: 1

      Definitely tongue in cheek. I once went to the Canadian National Gallery and they had a modern art exhibit. One of the exhibits was a reel-to-reel tape recording of a waterfall, cut up into pieces and stuffed in water bottles. I thought it was a clever idea, but I didn't consider it to be particularly good from an art perspective.

      On the other hand they had another exhibit where the artist wrote a set of requirements for what he wanted on index cards. He then gave the index cards to his students and asked them to collaborate to create the art. The result was awful. There was even a letter by the artist describing how disappointed he was in the resultant piece. He said that before the experiment he had a high opinion of his students and that their inability to use common sense to create a piece of artwork based on his instructions made him question that.

      I think a lot of people would look at that exhibit and think, "Meh...". For me, I thought it was absolutely brilliant. This exhibit captured the essense of the problem people face when making collaborative projects like software. It was incredible.

      Art often requires the viewer to have a certain perspective before it is effective. A set of colorful horizontal lines is completely meaningless to me and "bad art". I can actually understand that it is "brilliant" to someone else who has a different perspective.

  22. By any reasonable criteria... by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

    ...DaVinci trumps Vasari. If Vasari's work can be preserved while extracting DaVinci's, fantastic. All due care should be taken, but give me a damaged DaVinci over an intact Vasari, any day of the week.

    1. Re:By any reasonable criteria... by Chakra5 · · Score: 1

      yes but the rub is that the DaVinci is far from a certainty. A Vasari in the hand as it were....

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  23. Re:His name was Leonardo by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

    You can't refer to him as "Da Vinci" unless you're Dan Brown. It's either "Leonardo" or "Leonardo da Vinci".

    Yes, but then you have to say it with a high pitch italian accent.

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  24. Re:The whole thing is a scam ! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    That's called tempera. You can also use milk.

  25. Erm... by Saintwolf · · Score: 1

    Can't you just access it from the other side of the wall? Thereby bypassing the Vasari entirely.

    1. Re:Erm... by lw54 · · Score: 1

      From my understanding, the issue is the painting is a fresco so the pigments have been added to the wall's plaster while it was still wet. If they came from the other side, it would require removing the entire wall intact. Still, I wonder if serious thought has been given to the idea.

  26. Re:His name was Leonardo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I thought the norm was to refer to people by their given name informally, and their family name in more formal settings. Unless the author happens to be a personal buddy of Leonardo da Vinci, I believe "Leonardo" is the inappropriate title.

    Leonardo is the turtle, DaVinci is the human.

  27. Re:His name was Leonardo by Lev13than · · Score: 1

    I submitted it as Leonardo in the title, but the name was changed en route to posting. However, they also added some extra links so that part was good.

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  28. Re:How is this news for nerds? by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

    This was the KickStarter project:
    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/704089843/the-search-for-the-lost-da-vinci

    In the mean time, the Double Fine Adventure game has raised $3M (including KickStarter's/Amazon's take).
    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/66710809/double-fine-adventure

    Patronage type project vs appeals-to-the-masses type project, I suppose.

  29. X-ray... by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    Can't they use scanning equipment to see what's underneath the existing painting?

    I don't see the need to destroy the newer artwork merely to uncover a lost Leonardo da Vinci painting. It should be enough to know what it looks like. Maybe then hire some artist to reproduce it to display in museums.

  30. Re:The whole thing is a scam ! by Sulphur · · Score: 1

    That's called tempera. You can also use milk.

    I should have said oil paint. Thanks.

  31. Just a Media Stunt by ForMeToPoopOn · · Score: 1

    The mayor of Florence is really pushing this on media - he's a major "bischero" who - just like any other politician - can't get enough attention

  32. Great! by shiftless · · Score: 1

    Now I recommend for you to go forth and spread this new knowledge far and wide, to the rest of civilization which has not been exposed to it.

  33. Politics by shiftless · · Score: 1

    Modern artists were asked to provide works for the 2012 Olympics here in London. I was genuinely of the belief that they were children's drawings for the same until I read the caption properly.

    It's not that skilled modern artists don't exist, ones who surpass any of the old masters even. It's that they don't have buddies in the right places to get the Olympics gig, apparently. The best painter of our day could be sitting in her rocking chair surrounded by 50 cats and buckets of paint, while drinking herself to death. Who knows?

  34. Re:The whole thing is a scam ! by virgnarus · · Score: 1, Funny

    Gives a whole new meaning to the idiom, "Teaching your grandmother to suck eggs."

  35. Re:How is this news for nerds? by tippe · · Score: 1

    it's going to take a lot of high tech work to move the existing painting.

    When in doubt: C4!

    heh, heh...

  36. Re:The whole thing is a scam ! by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    No, tempera is made with egg yolk.

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  37. Re:His name was Leonardo by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. But 'Leonardo Pisano Series' doesn't work all that well.

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  38. Re:How is this news for nerds? by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    The fact that anyone would ask this is truly astonishing. How stupid can you be?

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  39. Is this a classic example of by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2, Funny

    prior art?

  40. Re:How is this news for nerds? by dargaud · · Score: 1
    How yeah ? Is a particle accelerator in a museum not geeky enough for you ?

    On the other hand I can already imagine tens of millions of dollars being spent to separate this wall in two in order to see the moldy fresco behind I I do think there are better ways to spend the money. But there are also much worse ways.

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  41. Re:How is this news for nerds? by sandytaru · · Score: 1

    Just clicked on the link and saw "You're a backer!" on it and had a sad.

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  42. Re:How is this news for nerds? by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

    Greetings, co-sad.

    On the up side, these new findings might spur further interest and get them funding via other means. Or they can just try another KickStarter project - many who failed to get funded the first time around just try again.

    That said, their original goal was certainly high for the project given and justification for it wasn't really given. Perhaps if they chopped things up into multiple goals, they would more easily reach those.