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Huge Triangle-shaped Spot Over the Sun

jojo_it writes "NASA Solar Dynamics Observatory photographed a gigantic spot on the sun's corona, that takes the shape of a black triangle. The spot is visible on the AIA 193 channel [of NASA's solar dynamics observatory] since March 11th. 2012 doomsday-theorists should be delighted."

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  1. My god!!! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a Mayan pyramid!!!!

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    1. Re:My god!!! by Nrrqshrr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's all part o the Illuminati's plans, man!

    2. Re:My god!!! by vlm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry about it. Sometimes a triangle is just a triangle. When you look up there and think you see a goatse, that's when I'd start getting worried.

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    3. Re:My god!!! by Missing.Matter · · Score: 4, Informative

      Mayan pyramids were stepped.

    4. Re:My god!!! by stevegee58 · · Score: 2

      That's because it isn't full of stars; it's full of "star stuff".

    5. Re:My god!!! by LMacG · · Score: 5, Funny

      That was thousands of years ago. The Mayans have had plenty of time to work on their anti-aliasing algorithms.

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    6. Re:My god!!! by SadButTrue · · Score: 5, Funny

      Except it is about the size of Jupiter. The Mayans were way to lazy to build something like that, hell they couldn't even finish their calendar.

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    7. Re:My god!!! by QuantumLeaper · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, it nothing special, just a coronal filament, very common. It is explained here... http://youtu.be/82l46fpd-ic

    8. Re:My god!!! by Adriax · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, Evil Council.
      Hopefully we can find the Chosen One and Toungy in time.

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    9. Re:My god!!! by toriver · · Score: 2

      Plus, it has taken them that long to render ONE triangle?

  2. So Clarke got it wrong. by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

    It was a triangle and not a rectangle. And it was the star that was full of triangles, not the other way around. ;-)

    1. Re:So Clarke got it wrong. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      By 2010, it was a proto-star full of rectangles.

    2. Re:So Clarke got it wrong. by arth1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I saw the triangle - it was HUGE!
      Then I clicked it, and it went away, and the sun started spinning.
      So you're safe now.

    3. Re:So Clarke got it wrong. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Funny

      They better not have rounded corners.

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  3. what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    maybe I'm blind, but I don't see ****.

    1. Re:what by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      You don't see it because it's protected by an SEP field.

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  4. Oh So That's Why NASA Has Little Funding by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Informative

    The NASA video constantly reiterates that it's a 'common event' while trying to make it still sound cool even telling you about coronal cavities and filaments. The Register, with complete disregard for knowledge, skips this part and goes straight to alien's fueling up on the sun, Death Star references, etc. Slashdot blows all of that away, changes it from spherical to triangle (not sure where that came from) and clings to doomsday theories.

    Everyone profits but NASA. Just like the History Channel, sacrifice your integrity for aliens and conspiracies to maximize profit.

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    1. Re:Oh So That's Why NASA Has Little Funding by the_saint1138 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Indeed. Possibly the worst summary I've ever read here.

    2. Re:Oh So That's Why NASA Has Little Funding by efudddd · · Score: 4, Informative

      The first link (filament/coronal sphere event) is apparently a wrong link and not what the poster is referring to. Try the second link for a flat photo, third link for the SDO interactive camera page. I tried the AIA settings; it shows up in a lot of them. This may be a "standard" event (I have no clue one way or the other), but it's monstrously large; I'd love an explanation or link to similar solar event if it's not totally anomalous.

    3. Re:Oh So That's Why NASA Has Little Funding by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know it's not cool to RTFA, but the Register page basically says as much if you read on long enough.

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    4. Re:Oh So That's Why NASA Has Little Funding by kj_kabaje · · Score: 2

      Thank you for your summary, T'alc.

    5. Re:Oh So That's Why NASA Has Little Funding by Psion · · Score: 2

      I do ... but the post is already modded to the max. What a cruel day to be a moderator.

    6. Re:Oh So That's Why NASA Has Little Funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not an image, it's a video. The triangle is the "play" button.

    7. Re:Oh So That's Why NASA Has Little Funding by mrbester · · Score: 4, Funny

      Indeed.

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  5. Worst article summary ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Slashdot seems to think the following is news worthy: The sun does things scientists know about and understand; ignorant people don't and jump to conclusions. Your increasingly sensational headlines make me hate you more and more every day slashdot.

    1. Re:Worst article summary ever by doston · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdot seems to think the following is news worthy: The sun does things scientists know about and understand; ignorant people don't and jump to conclusions. Your increasingly sensational headlines make me hate you more and more every day slashdot.

      Then maybe you'll stop posting pointless comments anonymously. If the sun only did things scientists understand, they wouldn't bother studying it. Just read Science sometime. Scientists are barely beginning to underand the earth and they live on it.

    2. Re:Worst article summary ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Im going to start a new slashdot!!! with blackjack!! and hookers!!!

  6. Not a Triangle. by gbr · · Score: 5, Informative

    If it's a triangle, why does the video show and discuss a circular object with a 'tether' to the sun?

    1. Re:Not a Triangle. by berashith · · Score: 5, Funny

      well, it is a triangle that is curved into a ball, obviously

    2. Re:Not a Triangle. by reverseengineer · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a non-Euclidean triangle! To even imagine the Lovecraftian horrors that lie within would drive you mad!

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    3. Re:Not a Triangle. by jovius · · Score: 2

      A huge hot black triangle shaped spot sounds like a Freudian slip to me. Imagine if there were two circular objects tethered to the Sun...

  7. My God! by stevegee58 · · Score: 2

    It's full of stars!

    1. Re:My God! by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah... It's just a rubber Ningi burning up in the sun...

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  8. Better video of the "triangle". by hellop2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's a much higher quality video here.

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    1. Re:Better video of the "triangle". by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, that video is much higher quality, especially when he zooms in on the anomaly. However the part at the end where he suggests the sun is "giving birth" to a new planet is just totally out there.

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    2. Re:Better video of the "triangle". by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2

      It, obviously, is a highly advanced Starship fueling up on hydrogen plasma.

      So Rama is fueling up before it heads "southward" and out of the orbital plane?

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    3. Re:Better video of the "triangle". by toriver · · Score: 2

      It, obviously, is a highly advanced Starship fueling up on hydrogen plasma.

      And then it will dock on the ISS and sell us 10 tons of Minerals, since we are a Tech level 1 Agricultural planet. The astronauts will look puzzled on captain Jameson when he asks how far it is to Zaonce.

  9. THEY SHOULD HAVE SCANNED FOR LIFE FIRST!!! by SatanClauz · · Score: 5, Funny

    But they didn't! Mining stars for fuel was outlawed a long time ago!

    1. Re:THEY SHOULD HAVE SCANNED FOR LIFE FIRST!!! by SatanClauz · · Score: 3, Funny
      you have 42 minutes to GTFO!!!

      He has saved your life so many times and you never even knew he was there.

  10. Come on, guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just the "play" button...

  11. Warning by jouassou · · Score: 2

    Doomsday-theorists should be delighted.

    There is a meme for this: link

  12. OMG! I see it! I see it!!! by retroworks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Except it's a WHITE triangle, just in front of the sun! Oh wait... it's the "play" button on youtube video. Nevermind.

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  13. Is it.. by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 2

    ...a little bit bigger than yesterday?

  14. It's a message from God by clickclickdrone · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's reminding us what female pubes are supposed to look like.

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  15. didn't see the triangle but did see a number by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 2

    a giant upside down '5' or a backwards '2' ...

    Go look at AIA211 at http://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/

    It's hard to miss. That number is 2/3 the siz of the sun...

    I think my observation is a little more realistic/interesting than some weird triangle/sphere thing. I couldn't find it.

    LAME.

  16. KORGANO by iONiUM · · Score: 2

    It must be Korgano.

    I wonder how many will even get that reference.. slashdot was my best chance of having even 1.

  17. Rooted! by drpimp · · Score: 2

    That is the only possible answer. They have rooted our Sun and found a way to tether. Anyone know when the next OTA update is going out to fix this?

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  18. Explanation of the wiggy Sun thing by Dauger · · Score: 2

    A NASA dude posted a video on explaining what the sphere and vortex are. Apparently they are common. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82l46fpd-ic&feature=related

  19. To see it, try this by scottbomb · · Score: 4, Informative

    Using the links in the parent post, I didn't see it either. But I think the image they're talking about can be found here:

    1. Go to http://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/
    2. You'll see an image of the sun in a box on the left.
    3. There's a drop-down menu in the box. Select AIA-193.
    4. View the apocalypse.

    OR... just go here: http://umbra.nascom.nasa.gov/images/latest_aia_211.gif

  20. I saw a triangle! by a_nonamiss · · Score: 3, Funny

    Using the links in the post, the only triangle I saw was the YouTube play button...

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  21. Why doesn't /. go with the scientific summary. by Beelzebud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You would think that a good summary would be posted here, of all places, that told what this was, and left the conspiracy theory nonsense to the comments section at youtube. So instead of news for nerds, we get news for conspiracy minded idiots.

  22. Re:Aliens by oneiros27 · · Score: 3, Funny

    LISTER: Oh god, aliens? Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys -- it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall -- it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day -- you thought that was aliens as well.
    RIMMER: Well we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?
    LISTER: Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?
    RIMMER: Just 'cause they're aliens doesn't mean to say the don't have to visit the little boys' room. Only they probably do something weird and alienesque like it comes out of the top of their heads or something.

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  23. Re:There's a face visible in this image by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 2

    Nothing agains you, bro, but apparently seeing faces where they aren't is a sign of a predisposition to schizofrenia.

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  24. Re:There's a face visible in this image by ElKry · · Score: 2

    No, just a sign of Pareidolia