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Sexually Rejected Flies Turn To Booze

sciencehabit writes "Offer a male fruit fly a choice between food soaked in alcohol and its nonalcoholic equivalent, and his decision will depend on whether he's mated recently or been rejected by a female. Flies that have been given the cold shoulder are more likely to go for the booze, researchers have found. It's the first discovery, in fruit flies, of a social interaction that influences future behavior."

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  1. Was it unexpected? by oreiasecaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess if I were a sexually-deprived fly I would be drinking too... just like I do as a sexually-deprived basement dweller

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    1. Re:Was it unexpected? by tomhath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Try offering the female fruit flies a banana...

  2. He's not drinking as compensation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just to make the un-attractive fruit flies around look better.

  3. There's a Reason by perry64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Probably like most /. readers, he needs the alcohol to get up the nerve to approach the female fly.

    1. Re:There's a Reason by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Speak for yourself. I have never needed alcohol in order to approach a female fly.

  4. Time flies like an arrow... by aldo.gs · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... fruit flies like a bottle of booze.

  5. An article not to be missed! by Tynin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nerdy fly fetishes of the world, your time is now! The fly on fly doggy style action shot is just...

    ::notices the wife unit enter the room::

    Uh... oh... hi honey! Oh no, I only read ScienceMag for the articles... !

  6. And if that doesn't work... by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...do the flies give up and turn to World of Warcraft?

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  7. Not surprising by InsectOverlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    It must suck to be sexually rejected AND lack hands.

  8. In related news ... by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... flies get shit-faced.

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  9. Re:WTF? by tixxit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    people die, yet we study the drinking habits of fruit-fly

    There are over 75,000 alcohol related deaths per year in the U.S. alone. Is that enough to warrant some research?

  10. Re:Winos don't get laid often by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

    another drunk

  11. Re:WTF? by tixxit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Except they identified a particular protein that is created in these depressed males that causes them to turn to alcohol. Considering ~50% of fly proteins have homologs in humans, it may be a good target for drugs in the future. Still think it's a useless study?