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Netflix Terms of Service Invalidates Your Right To Sue

New submitter ebombme writes "Netflix has decided to go the route of AT&T and others by trying to take away the rights of their users to form class action lawsuits against them. A copy of the new terms of use states 'These Terms of Use provide that all disputes between you and Netflix will be resolved by BINDING ARBITRATION. YOU AGREE TO GIVE UP YOUR RIGHT TO GO TO COURT to assert or defend your rights under this contract (except for matters that may be taken to small claims court). Your rights will be determined by a NEUTRAL ARBITRATOR and NOT a judge or jury and your claims cannot be brought as a class action. Please review the Arbitration Agreement below for the details regarding your agreement to arbitrate any disputes with Netflix.'"

206 comments

  1. Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Next question.

    1. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Next question.

      In the EU for sure.
      In the US who the hell knows. And to find out it would cost you millions. So you bend 90 degrees and take it up like a man.

    2. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is perfectly legal. Business lobbies have purchased congress to affirm in law that these stipulations are allowable.

    3. Re:Not legal. by macs4all · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is perfectly legal. Business lobbies have purchased congress to affirm in law that these stipulations are allowable.

      Really? I must have missed the repeal of the Seventh Amendment to the U.S. Constitution (which guarantees not only a right to sue, but in fact guarantees a JURY TRIAL in any controversy in excess of TWENTY dollars), AND the vacating of 250 years of case law that stands for the proposition that the waiver of a constitutional right must be express, informed and knowing.

      A "click contract" doesn't meet any of those criteria, regardless of what South Park would lead you to believe.

    4. Re:Not legal. by kurt555gs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Verizon just won this in the Supreme court. You must be reading Constitution V 1.0 which is out dated. The 7th Amendment has been revised to allow big companies to do what ever they want as I just said along with reducing the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, and 6th amendments to meaningless gibberish.

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    5. Re:Not legal. by iamgnat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Really? I must have missed the repeal of the Seventh Amendment to the U.S. Constitution

      Not a repeal, but a sound gutting:

    6. Re:Not legal. by maroberts · · Score: 1

      Really? I must have missed the repeal of the Seventh Amendment to the U.S. Constitution (which guarantees not only a right to sue, but in fact guarantees a JURY TRIAL in any controversy in excess of TWENTY dollars)

      Back then twenty dollars was real money and you could actually buy something more than a couple of months of Netflix with it.

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    7. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this Insightful in any way? It's a conclusory response that turns out to be, at a minimum, a broad simplification, and more likely factually incorrect.

      I understand that posters want to mod-up posts that tend to agree with their opinions, but posts that purport to be facts (and incorrect ones at that) are hardly "Insightful." On the contrary, they're flat-out misleading.

      I'm not saying whether or not these arbitration clauses should/shouldn't be legal. I'm just saying that we should be careful not to confuse peoples' opinions with actual facts. One way to do this is to mod up posts that actually cite sources, and not ones that are merely conclusory (like here).

    8. Re:Not legal. by Nailer235 · · Score: 1

      How is this Insightful in any way? It's a conclusory response that turns out to be, at a minimum, a broad simplification, and more likely factually incorrect. I understand that posters want to mod-up posts that tend to agree with their opinions, but posts that purport to be facts (and incorrect ones at that) are hardly "Insightful." On the contrary, they're flat-out misleading. I'm not saying whether or not these arbitration clauses should/shouldn't be legal. I'm just saying that we should be careful not to confuse peoples' opinions with actual facts. One way to do this is to mod up posts that actually cite sources, and not ones that are merely conclusory (like here). [Sorry for re-post. My last post was accidentally made before I logged in]

    9. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is legal all the way to the supreme court...

      Yes you can sign away your legal rights right now according to them.

    10. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a common misconception. You are not waiving a constitutional right. The Seventh Amendment only applies to the federal government. That means that state governments and private citizens can violate that all they want as nothing in the constitution can stop them.

    11. Re:Not legal. by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The conservative majority on the Supreme Court made it legal last year, if memory serves.

      It will remain legal until we get an uninterrupted string of Democratic presidents for long enough that one of the current five Republican "justices" dies off.

    12. Re:Not legal. by macs4all · · Score: 1

      This is a common misconception. You are not waiving a constitutional right. The Seventh Amendment only applies to the federal government. That means that state governments and private citizens can violate that all they want as nothing in the constitution can stop them.

      May I introduce you to the Supremacy Clause in the U.S. Constitution? And yes, you are waiving a Constitutional Right. Not to mention a Common Law Right to Sue, which precedes even the Constitutional one.

    13. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I introduce you to Barron v. Baltimore and the idea of Incorporation. And no, you are not waiving a constitutional right to sue as there is no constitutional right. It is a common law right and at best a statutory right. Plus, you can still use small claims and other process by the terms of the contract itself.

    14. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF! the common law right to sue "precedes" the constitutional one? I hope you meant in time, because any other interpretation of that word makes so little sense that I don't even know how to respond. The constitution is supreme over everything else, including common law.

    15. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you two are talking past one another a little bit. The Constitution does not protect the right to bring a suit. However, it does protect that if you bring a suit in federal court, you (and the defendant) can both demand that you have a jury for that suit. The US government cannot make a law or treaty that prevents you from having a jury in civil cases. That is what that language does.

    16. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not bothering to log in, but this is macs4all:

      Citation, please? I agree that the 7th amend. might only apply to suits brought in federal court (but under the supremacy clause, I would still argue that it doesn't); but in any case (no pun), there are mountains of caselaw in every jurisdiction imaginable that recognize a Common Law right to bring suit as being inviolate.

    17. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I introduce you to Barron v. Baltimore and the idea of Incorporation. And no, you are not waiving a constitutional right to sue as there is no constitutional right. It is a common law right and at best a statutory right. Plus, you can still use small claims and other process by the terms of the contract itself.

      Even casting aside the term of art "Administrative Law JUDGE". we have the following: The contract term that "NO JUDGE ... shall decide..." is basically invalidated by the term "You may bring an action in small-claims COURT...". Boy, does that give some wiggle-room! ;-)

    18. Re:Not legal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arbitration agreement, second paragraph, 5th sentence:

      If Netflix and you do not reach an agreement to resolve the claim within 30 days after the Notice is received, you or Netflix may commence an arbitration proceeding or file a claim in small claims court.

      (https://signup.netflix.com/TermsOfUse?country=1&rdirfdc=true#arbitration)

  2. yep by poetmatt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    entirely non starter. Not enforceable either.

    So why is this news?

    1. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Completely enforceable in the US.

      US Supreme Court ruled that binding arbitration agreements are legal and enforceable.

      Still, not news, as every company will soon have this clause.

    2. Re:yep by bmo · · Score: 1, Informative

      Nope. Not enforceable.

      Verizon got spanked for such terms in its contracts.

      You cannot sign away your rights.

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    3. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless, you can still sue. You should just make sure you have followed any contractual obligations to attempt arbitration first.

    4. Re:yep by russotto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right, because the law explicitly makes arbitration legal. (See "Federal Arbitration Act"). The courts don't want to have to deal with actually providing justice (or even injustice) to pissants like us; better to fob us off on a "neutral" arbitrator hired by the other party who can deal out injustice without bothering the judges.

    5. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's absolutely enforceable. Sorry. I'm not sure why this is even in question. It's been less than a year since the AT&T decision.

    6. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So... is anyone going to provide a citation instead of just shouting that the other person is wrong?

    7. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and AT&T was given US Supreme Court blessings in 2011. And CompuCredit was given the same blessing in 2012.

      It's legal.

      It's here.

      Bend over.

    8. Re:yep by errandum · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Arbitration doesn't work like this (at least where I come from). There are 3 arbitrators, one yours, one from them and one neutral, as in, agreed by both parties. So the "neutral" should be neutral. And even if it is only one, it should still be agreed by both.

      On the other hand, it is highly unlikely that you'll ever get a giant compensation via arbitration, and I believe that is what they are trying to avoid. It is also extremely more cost effective in terms of legal bills.

      Unlike most people, I do believe that most claims should be decided like this. Decisions would be speedier, there would be no legal system to abuse because you have more money and power than the common joe...

      Most people don't know what arbitration is... That's why they complain. It is actually a common clause in contracts between giant companies - and believe me, none of them want to lose money.

    9. Re:yep by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

    10. Re:yep by Tsian · · Score: 5, Informative

      This blog discusses the case and its ramifications briefly

      Significance: Under this Supreme Court ruling, consumer contracts that require binding arbitration and prohibit participation in classwide arbitration are allowable.
      http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/banking/2011/05/us-supreme-court-okays-binding-arbitration-clauses-prohibiting-consumers-from-joining-class-actions.html

    11. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure: http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/judicial/2011-04-27-supreme-court-class-actions_n.htm. That covers the most recent ruling that you can contract out of class action suits. It's long been established though that you can contract out of using the courts for litigation and be forced to use arbitration.

    12. Re:yep by russotto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Arbitration doesn't work like this (at least where I come from). There are 3 arbitrators, one yours, one from them and one neutral, as in, agreed by both parties. So the "neutral" should be neutral. And even if it is only one, it should still be agreed by both.

      You might go to an arbitrator once or twice in your lifetime. These companies deal with them all the time. That means every arbitrator has no incentive to keep you happy and every incentive to keep the other side -- their repeat customers -- happy.

      Unlike most people, I do believe that most claims should be decided like this. Decisions would be speedier, there would be no legal system to abuse because you have more money and power than the common joe...

      Yes, decisions would be speedier all right.

      Most people don't know what arbitration is... That's why they complain. It is actually a common clause in contracts between giant companies - and believe me, none of them want to lose money.

      Giant companies can use arbitration effectively because they're already similarly situated.

    13. Re:yep by errandum · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You're forgetting that the decision on an arbitrator has to be agreed by both parties. If you feel you're getting the short end of the stick, simply don't agree to him and another one needs to be found.

      Your assumption that every arbitrator in the country will be corrupt is the reason why there is no progress and the courts are jammed. The man is not always out to get you. You can get a fair judgment.

    14. Re:yep by poetmatt · · Score: 2

      Uh, no. They said certain parts of binding arbitration agreements are enforceable if it doesn't create an undue burden. They didn't say you could actually give up your right to litigation.

    15. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is this coming from? Outside of the US? You can include the specific arbitrator in the contract. That effectively removes the mutual decision.

    16. Re:yep by russotto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're forgetting that the decision on an arbitrator has to be agreed by both parties. If you feel you're getting the short end of the stick, simply don't agree to him and another one needs to be found.

      How, as a consumer, am I to know anything about the arbitrator? I don't have a legal department to research these things. And in any case, all arbitrator are similarly situated -- they all hear a lot of cases where the plaintiff is J. Random Consumer who they'll never see again, and a few massive companies who they'll see again and again and again.

      Your assumption that every arbitrator in the country will be corrupt is the reason why there is no progress and the courts are jammed.

      It's not that every arbitrator in the country is corrupt. It's that the process is such that the arbitrator's interests naturally favor the corporation. If an arbitrator gets the reputation of being too consumer-friendly, the corporations (who can research these things) will stop agreeing to him and he's out of a job. If an arbitrator gets the reputation of always agreeing with the corporation, most consumers won't even know about it, and those few who do find out aren't significant enough to matter.

      In any case, deciding disputes is the civil courts' JOB. If they can't do it, why the heck do we even have them?

    17. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that more service providing Corporations are doing this should be a concern.

      When your Medical Insurance company inserts this clause, after refusing treatment for a recently upgraded medical treatment due to lax internal processing updates, perhaps then you'll take appropriate notice.

      Won't matter to you though, right? You have several million to fight over several years in court. Nope. You'll probably be dead by then. /though this scenario is a statistical outlier, it is entirely real and has happened before

    18. Re:yep by hazem · · Score: 1

      Doesn't "binding arbitration" mean that you agree to be bound by the decision of the arbitrator before he/she actually makes their actual decision? It's my understanding that you agree up-front to be bound whatever they decide. I don't think you get their decision then get to decide, "Nah, I don't like that, never mind.".

    19. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In case you hadn't noticed, Google has that very same clause in the new privacy policy, the one written by the David Drummond asshole.

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    20. Re:yep by digitalaudiorock · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yup...and I can't for the life of me figure out how that jives with the 7 th Amendment: "In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law." Seems pretty clear to me.

    21. Re:yep by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are correct. What the GP was thinking of is called "mediation". Binding arbitration means that you agree to abide by the decision.

      Worse, binding arbitration means that you lose the right to sue over afterwards. Once arbitration begins, your right to sue is gone. This is why binding arbitration should be limited to minor disputes over small sums of money. If that's not what you're dealing with, you are always better off getting a lawyer and going to court, challenging the binding arbitration clause as unconscionable.

      At least in the state of California, mandatory binding arbitration clauses in contracts of adhesion (e.g. the Netflix contract) are almost always found to be unconscionable. Unfortunately, the recent Supreme Court decision undid all this, reversing some thirty years of fairly consistent case law in the name of federal preemption. At this point, the only way to get back our right to sue is to demand that Congress pass laws fixing this heinous abuse of justice.

      Mandatory binding arbitration clauses in contracts of adhesion are way beyond unconscionable. They are a fundamental abrogation of the legal principles upon which this country was founded. The justices who made this decision should be ashamed of themselves for putting the profits of big corporations above the public's right to not get screwed by them.

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    22. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The seventh amendment only applies to the federal government, meaning that the federal government cannot restrict your right to bring a jury trial. It does not apply to the states or to private citizens, which means that they can restrict your ability to do so. Just like how under the **Constitution** your employer (as long as it is not part of the government) can fire you for what you say or can discriminate based on gender or do many other things that the government cannot.

    23. Re:yep by i-like-burritos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yup...and I can't for the life of me figure out how that jives with the 7 th Amendment: "In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law." Seems pretty clear to me.

      The Constitution is like the Bible. It's supposedly sacred and infallible, but It's not meant to be taken literally and you have to let the courts interpret it for you (in the context of their own personal interests). As time passes, more and more of it gets flat-out ignored, and eventually it will only ever be read as an academic exercise by historians.

    24. Re:yep by Solandri · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Tossing $20 and 1789 into an inflation calculator (which only goes back to 1800) comes out to about $250 in 2010. Most people's annual Netflix subscriptions fall below that, and one could argue that it's the monthly fee which has to fall below $250 since you can cancel the service any month if you're unhappy with it.

    25. Re:yep by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      This is why binding arbitration should be limited to minor disputes over small sums of money.

      Like $100/yr for Netflix that you can cancel at any time if you are dissatisfied?

      Mandatory binding arbitration clauses in contracts of adhesion are way beyond unconscionable.

      How do you square this with the above?

    26. Re:yep by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

      Which is why the ridiculously low levels to qualify for Felony crimes should also be adjusted for inflation...

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    27. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Constitution is like the Bible. It's supposedly sacred and infallible

      Supposed by whom? Not the founders. I think you need to go read the history of how it was created.

    28. Re:yep by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Remember, when you give all your personal information to a company, the damage they can inflict goes far beyond the amount of money you are paying them. For example:

      • They could file a false claim about the client with a credit reporting agency.
      • They have the client's credit card number, which they could bill for an extra thousand bucks.
      • They have the client's email address, which they could sell to spammers.
      • They have lots of information about the client that they could sell to an identity thief or leak through inadequate server security.
      • They could post the client's rental history on Facebook so that everyone at the client's church knows about his or her bondage and animal porn fetish.

      And so on. Mandatory binding arbitration is unconscionable except when it is agreed upon mutually as part of a contract between peers (that is, not between a large company and an individual). Whenever one party holds significantly more power than the other party, the lesser party cannot be adequately protected against fraud by mandatory binding arbitration, period. The fact that it is a contract of adhesion merely means that the lesser party had no real choice in the matter (other than not obtaining the service), which is further grounds for dismissing the contractual clause above and beyond its fundamental unfairness. In the absence of a contract of adhesion, the lesser party would have to make a strong case that he or she did not understand that clause, which is a somewhat weaker argument and more difficult to make.

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    29. Re:yep by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      You might go to an arbitrator once or twice in your lifetime. These companies deal with them all the time. That means every arbitrator has no incentive to keep you happy and every incentive to keep the other side -- their repeat customers -- happy.

      True. In fact, I was reading something a month or two ago where someone was researching arbitration. They called up a few arbitration companies, pretending to be a corporation interested in hiring for arbitration, and the arbitration companies were all making guarantees about how sure they are that they would be able to rule in their favor.

    30. Re:yep by errandum · · Score: 1

      the decision is because you can chose your arbitrator.

      you lose the right to sue because it is binding and you agree that whatever decision it reaches will be fair.

      the decision on an arbitrator means, you can chose the person who will judge you and both parties need to agree on that

    31. Re:yep by sjames · · Score: 1

      The bias is intrinsic. You have 2 people before you. One has money spilling out of his ears and frequently needs the service you provide, the other is as poor as a church mouse and won't likely need your services ever again. Hrmmm, tough questing here, which one do you most want to like you?

      The free market is intrinsically unworkable for this sort of service.

    32. Re:yep by alostpacket · · Score: 1

      Another: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbitration_clause

      They are definitely legal. However sometimes they are rule unconscionable.

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    33. Re:yep by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      You're most likely right, but they will still point to this, and most likely use it in court against anyone who threatens to sue.

      Of course' courts are free to reject specific clauses in contracts, and often do, especially in business-consumer contracts, but the mere existence of this clause can easily be used to dissuade people from exercising their legal rights.

    34. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How it jives.....

      Nobody is forcing you to sign that contract.

      Next.

    35. Re:yep by 91degrees · · Score: 2

      Well, sorta yes, sorta no.

      If I offered a service, I might suggest that disputes are dealt with by arbitration, and you might agree. This would typically be legal, and often this is something both sides would prefer. In this case you are signing away your right to sue, and courts tend to be quite happy with this. Of course, in this situation, the chances are you have read and pretty much understood the terms.

      In this case though, it's not a negotiation. If you contacted Netflix and asked them to remove this clause, they would simply refuse. In this case, it's not even an agreement. They're imposing a new set of rules on you.

      So you're right (probably - IANAL), but it's not a rule that always applies.

    36. Re:yep by MickLinux · · Score: 2

      And since the government holds that it cannot be sued, then that means that the seventh amendment no longer applies to anything. Yes, I am trolling when I say that it looks to me like it jives with the rest of the United States Constitution.

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    37. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the USA of the Roberts Court.

    38. Re:yep by errandum · · Score: 1

      You need a lawyer. You'll be paying him and he should know the reputation of an arbitrator. In the end, if someone is known to favor big companies, no respectable lawyer will ever allow you to chose them.

      That leaves those who are just. Because, if you won't choose those who favor big companies and, obviously, big companies won't chose those who favor you...

      An arbitrator wins nothing by being partial.

    39. Re:yep by errandum · · Score: 1

      You have to people represented by lawyers. Those lawyers need to know, if they work in the field, that there is a bias from certain people to big companies / the little man. In the end the just ones will end up getting more jobs simply because they are the ones most agreed upon.

    40. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scalia, roberts, thomas, kennedy, alito...

    41. Re:yep by sjames · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the systematic bias will tend towards the corporation. The best the individual will be able to hope for on the average is "not too blatantly biased". Meanwhile, by bringing the lawyers back in, there goes the supposed cost savings.

    42. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally cannot be enforced, period. That clause has been thrown out a multitude of times.
      Besides, it's overridden by my programming/entertainment provider license agreement which states "If you or your company provides me directly or through one of my electronic devices, you agree that your eulas are null and void. If you do not agree to these terms, you will not provide content." This is clearly posted on the side of my computer for any and all to read.
      So far, they still provide content.

    43. Re:yep by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      So, in effect, "binding arbitration" amounts to a private court system. The fact that we actually have such a thing in place already scares the hell out of me - heck, even most libertarians would agree that government should be running the justice system, not some private party.

    44. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They bill you wrong, adding a zero or two at the end?

      You're the plaintiff. You're required to go to binding arbitration. The binding arbitrary has a bias toward Netflix.

      Sure, if your proof is pretty damn rock solid, they'll find for you... maybe.

    45. Re:yep by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Poe's law strikes again.

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    46. Re:yep by digitalaudiorock · · Score: 1

      How it jives.....

      Nobody is forcing you to sign that contract.

      Next.

      In the case of netflix maybe you could in fact make that argument. But when it comes to arbitration agreements in general you can't get, for example, ANY cell phone, or ANY credit card without signing one...and if these things are allowed, that will eventually become the case with everything you purchase. So what then? Become Amish?

    47. Re:yep by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Poe's law strikes again.

      Looks like the moderators were confused as well.

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    48. Re:yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming a suit exists. Their contract stops the suit, so the value in controversy and the right of trial by jury are irrelevant. The prior poster who quoted the recent supreme court ruling was correct. Contracts may legally be written such that a class action lawsuit is out of bounds. Expect that every contract that doesn't have this language soon will.

  3. who wrote this? by mapkinase · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your rights will be determined by a NEUTRAL ARBITRATOR and NOT a judge or jury

    Kafka?

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    1. Re:who wrote this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least someone scuttling like a roach....

    2. Re:who wrote this? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Kafka would be bored if he worked in law instead of writting.

  4. Irrelevant for the normal consumer by FaxeTheCat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The values i a Netflix subscription is just too small for a normal person to engage in a lawsuit. Even a class action suit would be off little value (look at history - only lawyers get any real money out of it). The real power for the subscribers is to stop the subscription. And you do not need to sue or go to arbitration over that.
    And of course, if they give bad service it is far more efficient to slashdot them over it than to sue anyway.

    1. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by jonsmirl · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's the real problem. The only winner in these class actions is the lawyers. They get $20M. The consumers get coupons and the service raises their price to collect the $20M and give it the lawyers.

      I got a check for $0.02 in a mortgage case when the class action lawyer took home $65M. Funny how the account servicing fee went up $0.10 a month after that. Probably cost me over $20 to recover that $0.02 I had been "cheated" out of.

    2. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by sarysa · · Score: 2

      I have to agree. The real potential damage by Netflix is so small, suing them makes little sense to begin with. That said, I find it amusing that they mention in the TOS that you can sue in small claims. A torrent of those could do a lot of damage, and would be difficult to defend. (Insufficient legal resources) Probably what the AT&T guy was going for.

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    3. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by khallow · · Score: 1

      The real potential damage by Netflix is so small, suing them makes little sense to begin with.

      There's still spite, the real or perceived ability to inflict harm on someone you don't like.

    4. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yes, the lawyers are the only winners but they're not the only losers and that is the point. While I think a much better system would be to cap the lawyers at some small percentage given that the lawsuits bring in massive judgements the way it stands now it still punishes the corporation which why it is a lever for changes in behavior rather than a method to make the end users wealthy. That has some value in trying to make corporations "act right". As a result when companies try this sort of crap the proper response probably ought to be some sort of class action lawsuit even if you only get $0.02.

      Your point about them raising prices to cover the costs....absolutely they do, but that's the point, the market will punish that if it gets too excessive.

      The real problem is the various systems in place that make true and open competition tough or impossible (e.g. patents) at which point companies without real competitors can do whatever they want and the legal remedies don't work at that point. Most class actions while outwardly claiming to right wrongs (which a few have historically) these days they really come down to changing corporate behavior for the next guy down the line rather than help you address a grievance. That doesn't make them useless however.

    5. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The values i a Netflix subscription is just too small for a normal person to engage in a lawsuit.

      What if Netflix leaked your private information, including credit card, and decided to hide the fact for months until you are the victim of identity theft that takes years of aggravation to clean up? Is that enough value to seek a legal remedy?

    6. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      I agree. Class action suits over services like this just drive up costs for all customers, and are basically a scam to enrich lawyers. The members of the class receive a pittance, not even worth the effort to fill out the paperwork. Congratulations to Netflix for implementing arbitration.

    7. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      What if Netflix leaked your private information, including credit card, and decided to hide the fact for months until you are the victim of identity theft that takes years of aggravation to clean up? Is that enough value to seek a legal remedy?

      You'd probably still do better in individual binding arbitration. In a class action suit, there is a strong incentive for the lawyer to settle, even if the benefit to the individual members of the class is very small, because the lawyer avoids the cost, time commitment, and uncertainty of a trial, and even if the individual settlements are puny, the lawyer gets a slice of all of them, so his payoff can be quite substantial.

    8. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. The real potential damage by Netflix is so small, suing them makes little sense to begin with. That said, I find it amusing that they mention in the TOS that you can sue in small claims. A torrent of those could do a lot of damage, and would be difficult to defend. (Insufficient legal resources) Probably what the AT&T guy was going for.

      I saw that. Small claims goes to 3 or 5 grand depending on the state. Netflix is what, about $10 a month? What could possible happen that I would need to sue for more than $3,000? "OH NOES TOy SToRy Z GON iz sue 4 10000000000!!!"

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    9. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      They shouldn't have your credit card number in the first place. You should be using a virtual account number for online credit uses.

      But I still think you have a good point about the private information. Especially your watched or rating history. In the wrong hands that could be fodder for some good character assassination no matter what's on the list. Even moreso if you had "Birth of a Nation" out for a month and a half for a college course...

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    10. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I really do not think that in a case like that, that this clause would hold up. The type of lawsuit that a "binding arbitration" clause stops is one about interpretation of the contract. However, a lawsuit over the company doing something/allowing something to happen that everyone would agree was a violation of the contract (or not protected under the contract) and the only real questions in the suit is whether the company is actually liable for the events in question and how much that liability is, will usually stand up in the face of such arbitration clauses (as long as you have gone through the arbitration process first).

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    11. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. I had a similar situation a while ago. After canceling my phone contract with the Deutsche Telekom, they failed to reimburse me for the 10.60 Euros they charged too much in their last bill.

      Did I sue them over 10 Euros? No.

      But do I put them on my personal boycott list and tell everyone what kind of crooks they are? You betcha.

    12. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, I agree with this completely...netfix costs what 300 bucks a YEAR for one of their bigger packages? My cell phone bill is almost 300 a month (5 smart phones). Plus If I get annoyed with Netfilx, I just call up and tell them to go pound sand, with my cell phone company, I would have to pay almost $1400 in early termination fee's to do that, so walking away is a painful experience, and this is what makes it beneficial to take them to court. If Verizon throttled my data plans (which are still unlimited) I would take them to small claims plain and simple, and they probably wouldn't even show up to dispute it, resulting in a summary judgement for a decent ammount of money.

      If I were to sue netflix, what could I possibly hope to recover?

    13. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      I think what's needed is a cap on the fraction of a class action settlement or judgment that can go to attorney costs.

    14. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They overcharge you by $3,001 and refuse to refund your money?

    15. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by shentino · · Score: 1

      I don't think a contract can eliminate liability for tortious actions.

      And getting immunity from a criminal case? Dream on.

    16. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by TaliesinWI · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't get this at all. If Netflix starts pulling shenanigans I cancel my account and I'm out the $20 for the month, that's it. Why would I even think about bothering to sue them? This isn't like a cell phone situation where you're locked into a contract for two years and if they don't provide the service you think they promised you can't just cancel, so you have to sue them for redress.

    17. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The consumers get coupons and the service raises their price to collect the $20M...

      That's the real punishment for these companies. They now have an extra fixed cost that makes them less competitive. They lose business because of that.

    18. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds potentially criminal. You can't contractually release them from criminal liability or SEC hammering.

    19. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the real problem. The only winner in these class actions is the lawyers.

      That's like saying everything's messed up because the only people who win when you get sick are doctors. Fucking doctors, making a living off of other people's illnesses and injuries.

    20. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Netflix does allow small claims court which would be suitable for most disputes.

    21. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by rmcd · · Score: 1

      There are two issues addressed by class actions. First is compensating the consumers who've been harmed. Second is punishing miscreants and thereby providing firms an incentive for firms to behave correctly in the future.

      I would argue that in most cases the individual compensation is too small to matter, but add up all the compensation and the incentives for a firm can be quite important. A successful class action suit puts all firms on notice that misbehavior leads to lawsuits and penalties.

      It may not seem just that the class action attorneys get rich, but I'm not sure it's "just" that most of the rich are rich. It's just a consequence of the way the system works.

    22. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Uberbah · · Score: 2

      Why. Are you going to start contributing to court fees when you sign up for a class action lawsuit, so you share in the risk?

    23. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Why should I ever opt in to a class action if the lawyers are going to get all the money?

    24. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if they decide to charge you some insane sum of money for something you did not agree to? Not very likely in this case, but if this kind of clause is allowed to stand, you will have exactly zero legal right to sue over that sort of thing in the future. Don't blindly dismiss it as unimportant. Every one of your rights is as valuable as every other: if you shrug at this, you are not hurting only yourself, but every other citizen of the United States.

    25. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      The purpose of civil courts it to compensate people who are harmed by the actions of others.

      The purpose of CRIMINAL courts is to punish the guilty.

    26. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

      Then they have breached the contract and the cause is void.

      People need to think before they get all worked up about things.

    27. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by TaliesinWI · · Score: 1

      What if they decide to charge you some insane sum of money for something you did not agree to?

      Then I flag it as a fraudulent transaction and let my credit card company handle it? There is nothing a company like Netflix can do to me (and actually manage to pull off) that would be worth my time and money dragging them into court for. This is pretty much true of any company that one has month-to-month dealings with at dollars or tens of dollars per month. Once again, we're not talking about a situation where I sign a contract and the company I'm dealing with can move the goal posts after the fact and tell me to suck it - that's a situation where lawsuits are pretty much the only option.

    28. Re:Irrelevant for the normal consumer by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Why should you think about this for two seconds before responding? Class action lawyers get much of the money because they take all the risk. If they don't win, not only do they not get paid a dime, but they have to compensate their staff out of pocket. Whereas Joe Shmoe takes no risk if the suit is lost. But he does get some compensation if the suit is won, the offending company gets punished, and yes, lawyers get paid.

      So I ask you a second time: are you going to contribute towards the substantial cost of these lawsuits (subpoenas, expert witnesses, staff to comb through years of paperwork) in order to collect more damages? Your other alternatives are:

      1. Hire your own attorney to file your own suit (thousands to hundreds of thousands in fees)

      2. Roll over and take it.

      3. Demand government oversight with real investigative and enforcement powers.

      But of course, the same sort of people that think that it's the worst thing in the world if some lawyers make some money (despite you gaining some redress with no risk yourself) tend to also be the sort of people that hate government regulation.

      So, what's it gonna be?

  5. if they break the law... by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If netflix decides one day to suddenly to perform some kind of shady spying on it's customers, I don't see how this "forced EULA" could have a snowball's chance in hell in court. SUE ANYWAY

    1. Re:if they break the law... by iamgnat · · Score: 1

      Look up the SCOTUS ruling from 2011 about AT&T and their contracts requiring binding arbitration. It's already been done, tested, and upheld.

    2. Re:if they break the law... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the UK you can't sign away your statutory rights. If I sign a contract saying I won't sue for negligence and the company are negligent, then I can sue and the judge will probably see the contract as a minus point for the defendant/s.

      Example - my landlord can put a clause in the rent contract saying he is not responsible for the safety of animals (reasonable, as I live on a farm), but he can't get out of a statutory obligation such as ensuring electrical safety in the premises, no matter what I sign.

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    3. Re:if they break the law... by iamgnat · · Score: 1

      We used to have such rights too. But wether it's enforceable or not in another country doesn't matter to the majority of their subscriber base.

    4. Re:if they break the law... by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 1

      A contract goes both ways.

      If they indulge in shady actions contrary to what they promise to do in the EULA, then they would have broken the contract.

      Wouldn't that relieve you of any bindings within it?

    5. Re:if they break the law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Binding arbitration only pertains to issues related to the contract. If Netflix engages in criminal conduct or conduct outside the scope of the contract's terms, then there is no binding arbitration.

      The more interesting aspect of it is that the binding arbitration agreement is part of the contract. If either party breaks the contract, should it apply? Can you break the contact by suing?

    6. Re:if they break the law... by houghi · · Score: 1

      In most (all?) civilized countries there will be laws that will be more important then any other contract I might sign. Even if BOTH parties are willing to uphold the contract, the contract can be seen void and thus illegal.
      The excuse "But you signed it." does not mean anything in those cases.

      And I am talking about contracts, not even terms of agreement. Those mean even less. That does not mean that you can not have specific agreements, but they must follow the law in the first place.

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    7. Re:if they break the law... by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      A contract goes both ways.

      If they indulge in shady actions contrary to what they promise to do in the EULA, then they would have broken the contract.

      Wouldn't that relieve you of any bindings within it?

      What they 'promise to do' in an EULA? They promise to do nothing most of the time. An EULA is basically just a big statement of "We very marginally grant you the right not to be murdered for looking at our software. For everything else, YOU GET NOTHING, GOOD DAY!"

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  6. What other legal rights can they get you to waive? by mykos · · Score: 2

    I'd like to test this sometime and see if I can take someone's life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness from them.

  7. Everyone join in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm willing to bet that every company that has an EULA or terms you have to accept will start doing this. The question is whether it will hold up as legal. I would say that since customers have no choice but to click agree or not use the service at all that there will be questions about the legality and actual power of an EULA. I know there have been a few court cases in the past, but these EULA forcing users to give up their rights won't hold up as being constitutional.

    I can't sell someone a piece of shiat car and make them sign a contract that they wont sue. What if the brakes go out on the car the next day and they kill a kid on the sidewalk? They signed a contract but it's not going to hold up in court. You can't just take away peoples rights because you feel like it.

    Where does it end? The police forcing everyone to give fingerprint and DNA samples if they use public transportation. Using the EULA logic all they need to do is put a sign on the door saying if you use this bus you consent to fingerprinting and giving a DNA sample to law enforcement. Just because someone says something is the rule does not make it the rule.

    I'll be glad when we get tired of these greedy companies bullshiat and we shut them down.

    1. Re:Everyone join in by Toad-san · · Score: 1

      Netflix, and anyone else trying to sneak or extort a forced arbitration out of me can kiss my shiny metal butt. (I lost it over Macho Grande, but never mind that for now.) If the company has a compelling reason (fair and good for both of us) to suggest arbitration, fine, let's hear it then and there. But I plan to keep my options open.

    2. Re:Everyone join in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just because someone says something is the rule does not make it the rule."br
      It sure does if IT'S THE LAW!

    3. Re:Everyone join in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll never get over Macho Grande

  8. Re:What other legal rights can they get you to wai by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the US it's common to take someones life and/or liberty because of their pursuit of happiness.

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  9. Not irrelevant at all by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is more motivation than getting paid back in a lawsuit; there is also the goal of causing a company to change its behavior. And the threat of a lawsuit tends to mitigate their bad behavior preemptively; it's obviously not guaranteed to work, but it probably does help.

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    1. Re:Not irrelevant at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The company makes an extra 5 million per year for 5 years by ripping people off.

      They get fined 20 million.

      Company: Yeah that's a good idea. Lets do it. And then do it again.

    2. Re:Not irrelevant at all by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Moreover, a lot of the time you can't sue them on your own. If a company or service is big enough, a judge will say you don't have the "standing" to sue, which is a pile of horseshit.

  10. EULA = broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is another matter here.

    The inclusion of such a clause would render the contract void in a number of jurisdictional, thereby voiding the whole EULA. Just another case of careful work by a contract lawyer being completely undone by their employer. See shrink-wrap EULA's contained inside of an opaque product package that you become bound to only after you open it, these are automatically void.

    1. Re:EULA = broken by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Just another case of careful work by a contract lawyer

      Or in many cases, copy-pasting someone else's EULA.

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  11. Netflix has authority beyond the law? by dicobalt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The company should be fined and their head of legal sent off to federal "pound you in the ass" prison for even attempting to put this in an EULA. How can an EULA supersede law?

    1. Re:Netflix has authority beyond the law? by Nyder · · Score: 1

      The company should be fined and their head of legal sent off to federal "pound you in the ass" prison for even attempting to put this in an EULA. How can an EULA supersede law?

      Because Corporations are more important then people in the governments eyes?

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    2. Re:Netflix has authority beyond the law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because a contract IS enforceable law, unless the contract is for clearly legal behavior.

      There are two classes of behavior: illegal (those explicitly listed by the laws of your country, state/province, city/town/township government), and legal (everything else). "Rights" are neither legal nor illegal - they are things that the GOVERNMENT cannot take from you. If you give up your Rights in a contract (or EULA), that is totally legal and enforceable.

      We have a much larger problem, in that private contracts are now as powerful as the government (and sometimes more powerful). This means that large corporations (and their legions of lawyers) can now revoke your rights by contract, and there's nothing the government will do to stop it.

    3. Re:Netflix has authority beyond the law? by DerekLyons · · Score: 0

      How can an EULA supersede law?

      Trivially.
       
      Or are you serious? You're actually so ignorant that you don't know that you can sign away your rights under the law?

    4. Re:Netflix has authority beyond the law? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> How can an EULA supersede law?

      It can't. It's just there to discourage you from trying to sue.

    5. Re:Netflix has authority beyond the law? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Because Corporations are the most important people in the governments eyes?

      Updated for the current "corporations are people" insanity.

    6. Re:Netflix has authority beyond the law? by dicobalt · · Score: 1

      This comes down to procedure for handling situations where one law contradicts another law. Netflix has insufficient jurisdiction and insufficient reason to contradict existing law. Netflix merely wants to save money on legal fees. It's not good enough.

    7. Re:Netflix has authority beyond the law? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      How can an EULA supersede law?

      Because the law says you can:

      9 USC 2 - VALIDITY, IRREVOCABILITY, AND ENFORCEMENT OF AGREEMENTS TO ARBITRATE

      A written provision in any maritime transaction or a contract evidencing a transaction involving commerce to settle by arbitration a controversy thereafter arising out of such contract or transaction, or the refusal to perform the whole or any part thereof, or an agreement in writing to submit to arbitration an existing controversy arising out of such a contract, transaction, or refusal, shall be valid, irrevocable, and enforceable, save upon such grounds as exist at law or in equity for the revocation of any contract.

      In short: "A written provision in (...) a contract (...) to settle by arbitration (...) shall be valid, irrevocable, and enforceable, (...)", the last part might save you if you claim the whole contract is unconscionable but not for your average dispute.

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    8. Re:Netflix has authority beyond the law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's wrong. Not all contracts are legally enforceable. I don't believe they can, for instance, make you into a slave.

    9. Re:Netflix has authority beyond the law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's wrong. Not all contracts are legally enforceable. I don't believe they can, for instance, make you into a slave.

      That's only because slavery is illegal. If it wasn't, then the contract would be enforceable and legal. As I said:

      unless the contract is for clearly legal behavior

      Of course this all assumes that you will be using or interacting with the government court system and its laws. If you never bring them into the picture (or invent a way to keep them out of the picture like Arbitration) then all those pesky laws and restrictions no longer apply (from a practical standpoint) and you can do whatever you want. Kneecapping anyone?

    10. Re:Netflix has authority beyond the law? by AbrasiveCat · · Score: 1

      The company should be fined and their head of legal sent off to federal "pound you in the ass" prison for even attempting to put this in an EULA. How can an EULA supersede law?

      Because Corporations are more important then people in the governments eyes?

      But, but I though corporations are people (under the law)?

  12. USA, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're a joke to the world.

    1. Re:USA, by Spiked_Three · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Mod him up. I live here (the US) and I agree. The US is becoming a joke to me too.

      Another fine example, DirecTV has over 30,000 consumer complaints AND had an injunction filed against them in 2009 for deceptive business practices. And they have changed absolutely nothing in their business model. They still lie, bait and switch, refuse to allow you to cancel, then claim on TV they have the highest customer satisfaction rating.

      Life in the US is about dodging ripoffs from large corporations, co-sponsored by the government that encourages it. There used to be a certain amount of good faith expected in business, that is gone completely. Investors demand more profit, and don't care who gets ripped off to get it. That is the entire problem. The founders of capitalism warned if the rich got too powerful the system would fail - and it is, but the rich will not let you know that.

      Look at it another way (if it is not obvious); You are being required to give up the Constitution in order to watch a movie in a way that is convenient to you. Are you living in the United States of america or some warlord run African tribe? Sure we have choice in America, paper or plastic? George Carlin said it in the 90s. Other than our grocery bags, little else is left up to us (In Seattle, plastic grocery bags become illegal starting in June :| )

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    2. Re:USA, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at it another way (if it is not obvious); You are being required to give up the Constitution in order to watch a movie in a way that is convenient to you. Are you living in the United States of america or some warlord run African tribe? Sure we have choice in America, paper or plastic? George Carlin said it in the 90s. Other than our grocery bags, little else is left up to us (In Seattle, plastic grocery bags become illegal starting in June :| )

      Here in San Jose, plastic bags have been illegal since around Jan 1st.

  13. Redy set screw'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another company planning to screw the customer over.

  14. Disgusting by Mike+Mentalist · · Score: 1

    It's utterly disgusting that they would even put something like that in it.

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  15. Re:What other legal rights can they get you to wai by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1

    Well, fine print doormat. By entering these premises you give up all legal standing and agree to the following: list details. To what degree these are enforceable, I don't know. However, there are two styles of precedent for using it at your home.

    1) EULAs. This isn't any different than a EULA. Actually, if you have the doormat outside in a way it is even more open/free than an EULA. To be completely like the EULA you need to have it in a closed off foyer inside your house. Just change "by entering" to "proceed beyond this single room".

    2) Things like this are already being used by media organizations. One cooking show... I forget who, Rachel Ray? American Eats? I think American Eats, filmed at a local location. They put up a sign outside the main entrance stating "by entering this building you agree to be filmed, to have your likeness used, etc." contractual lawyerese.

    Jeff Dunham did the same thing when I went to see his one show. Paid for the ticket, drove the hour and a half with the person treating me, sat down for about a half-hour, and then this barely readable (due to being in the nose bleed section) EULA like agreement begins scrolling down on the jumbo-tron stating I agree to a whole bunch of stuff just by sitting there. I was tempted to see if I could get a refund just to see what would happen, but I was there with others, and maybe they "read" the agreement before they were allowed purchasing the tickets.

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  16. Not upholdable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whether or not their terms are upholdable in the court of law is another question, u cant just write, if u check this box, u sign over ur life savings and we get ur kidneys and u cant sue us if u find this small print out. a court of law can throw all that out and let u sue the crap out of them.

  17. loophole by alphatel · · Score: 1

    Sue them for changing the terms.

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  18. If Netflix has this "right"... by mallydobb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    then I as a customer have the right not to choose their service, simple as that. I really don't see how this can be legal, but I am unable (and unwilling) to be a person who brings this to court to test the waters.

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    1. Re:If Netflix has this "right"... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      then I as a customer have the right not to choose their service, simple as that.

      And that's exactly the correct response if you don't like these terms. Personally, I like that the courts are excluded from my agreement with Netflix - there's a complication I can't fathom ever being worthwhile.

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    2. Re:If Netflix has this "right"... by equivocal · · Score: 1

      Your right to not choose their service means just as much as your right to not buy products entirely or partly Made in China.

  19. Brokerage Industry in US has binding arb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. Not enforceable.

    Verizon got spanked for such terms in its contracts.

    You cannot sign away your rights.

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    A perfect example: Stock Borkers in the US. You have to sign an arbitration agreement and the arbitration panels are loaded with industry insiders. If you want to buy stocks, mutual funds, or any other security, you have to sign it or they tell you to hit the road.

    And you have no recourse after they make their decision.

    Just one more way Wall Street fucks the little guy.

    1. Re:Brokerage Industry in US has binding arb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As if the courts were any better, where it costs several hundred thousand dollars just to bring a suit to trial and where the good ol' boys club includes both the lawyers and the judges...

    2. Re:Brokerage Industry in US has binding arb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Stock borkers".

      Indeed.

  20. In Brazil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Things like this are not enforceable here.

  21. They really should simplify the contract ... by MacTO · · Score: 1

    Most contracts can be reduced to four single-syllable words that a six year old would understand:

    "You have no rights."

    Lawyers could also reduce all legal correspondence to:

    "You are screwed."

    Please make these changes. It would save everyone a considerable amount of time and make everyone significantly happier.

  22. I don't click "agree" by pruss · · Score: 1

    Every couple of months, Netflix puts up a notice on the website that I should click to agree to their TOS. At least once, I noticed that eventually the notice started to sound more urgent. But it always disappears in the end. :-)

    I wonder if their requesting that one click on "Agree" is an implicit admission that they cannot unilaterally change the TOS on us? Or is it that maybe that back when we signed up for Netflix (about 11 years ago), they forgot to put in a clause allowing them to change the terms unilaterally?

    1. Re:I don't click "agree" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Often by continuing to pay you are considered to be accepting the terms of the contract under which you are paying. You continued subscription is probably being taken as acceptance of the terms.

    2. Re:I don't click "agree" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but the onus is probably on them to prove that you were at least made aware of the changes in the contract. If you're like me and queue up a hundred movies at the beginning of the year and then rarely log in to your account, then you probably aren't aware of the changes. This is the first I've heard of the change of the TOS.

  23. IAAL and it IS unenforceable by PDG · · Score: 5, Informative

    The AT&T case was unique in that the SCOTUS overrode a CA statute that was OVERLY generous to consumers (and completely unfair to businesses) and said the arbitration clause was valid. MA on the other hand will toss out such a clause (as they did in the Dell case) as it simply stripped a consumer's right to the court. So I repeat, the AT&T does NOT validate all arbitration clauses, all it did was invalidate enforcement of a CA statute that was superceded by the Fed Arbitration Action.

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    1. Re:IAAL and it IS unenforceable by VortexCortex · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just out of curiosity, what's your take of the wording of:

      These Terms of Use provide that all disputes between you and Netflix will be resolved by BINDING ARBITRATION.

      Does this not also mean Netflix can't sue its customers in court either?

  24. Class action lawsuits are rare in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In the UK class action suits are opt-in. All the claimants must be identified. All claimants in the class are liable for costs if the suit fails. In the US class action suits are opt-out. Only those claimants who do not want to be part of the class action have to identify themselves.

    There is talk of changing UK class action suits to be opt-out, which could mean a version of the "Federal Arbitration Act" in the UK to prevent class action suits swamping the court systems.

    (IANAL)

    1. Re:Class action lawsuits are rare in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK simply doesn't have "class action" suits. The term is occasionally misused to refer to suits with multiple plaintiffs.

  25. Half A Bluff by glorybe · · Score: 1

    Such jargon may or may not carry weight depending upon what state is involved and what judge hears the motions. Mostly it is a bluff that will cause an expense for a potential court opponent. Many people quickly learn that even when they are totally in the right it costs money to use the legal system and it may be big money. In essence real civil suits are now only for the wealthy.

  26. Their viewers by doston · · Score: 1

    Seems like most Netflix viewers might not even really understand what that contract means. I've read there have been some hiccups in actual courts about pushing "I agree" buttons...one judge said something like "Who is going to read and understand 3 pages of legal jargon before doing .... ". Netflix probably worries (rightly) that they have some legal exposure are trying to mitigate any way they can. It's easy and cheap to tack on an I agree button and people are accustomed to clicking them.

    1. Re:Their viewers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Three pages? That's nothing -- the latest Apple App Store "agreement" came in at 61 pages of text on an iPod. I can't imagine any non-corrupt judge concluding that clicking an "I agree" button really constitutes informed consent in such a case.

  27. My State forbids it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my State, such agreements are unlawful, and a corporation may not separate a customer from their right to sue in any court of competent jurisdiction within the State.

    AT&T has already been fined and barred from any attempt to enforce their unlawful contract terms.

    So, dear Netflix, goodluckwiththat.

  28. The corporate 5 on the Supreme Court aside by HangingChad · · Score: 2

    I don't understand how any click-through contract is legal. When you buy a house, you make the offer in writing and anything you scribble in the margins takes precedent over what's typed. Handwriting ON BEHALF OF [COMPANY NAME] above my signature saved my butt more than once.

    There's no place to make margin notes in a click-through agreement, no negotiation and no consideration from the vendor. Click-throughs are not an agreement, they're hostage taking. It's not right making them enforceable.

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    1. Re:The corporate 5 on the Supreme Court aside by sixtyeight · · Score: 2

      Yes, this is known as "qualifying your signature". Even attorneys will tell you it's okay, but I've had more than one cop threaten to jail me if I continued "defacing the ticket".

      There's also a very good case for them being unenforceable due to being "compelled to contract". This case has not been made.

      The original meaning of the term involved any contract that was just too heinous, against the law or against the public morals. Modern America now uses the phrase to refer only to contracts which are too one-sided, in which one party has too much control.

      That becomes relevant for the following reason: The standard thinking is that anyone is free to simply not make a contract, even a EULA. ("Fine, just don't use the product.") This is no longer feasible in the software world, and increasingly in the rest of it as well. For a person or company to do that, there would need to be a similar product or service that doesn't have a EULA which creates similar problems. And that almost never happens. Because nearly every product or service does this now, it becomes untenable to live effectively - or work competitively or efficiently - in the world without accepting horrendous EULAs... one is then contracting under duress of sorts, and therefore indirectly compelled to contract.

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    2. Re:The corporate 5 on the Supreme Court aside by sixtyeight · · Score: 1

      Consider e-mailing your qualifications to the company. They'll probably pass them on to Legal if anything, and you'll never hear about them again.

      Feel free to disqualify all sorts of things in that e-mail, and add all manner of qualifications as well.

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    3. Re:The corporate 5 on the Supreme Court aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just have a minor click through. No legal binding with minors.

  29. Sources of data about bad company policies? by Animats · · Score: 2

    Is there any reliable source of data that rates company policies against some objective criterion? Something that's not just an unsorted collection of complaints or anecdotes? There's EULAlyzer, which tries to do this by recognizing stock phrases. Anything else?

    Incidentally, Netflix won't even let you read their EULA unless you let them plant a cookie. That's tacky,

    If I could find something like that, I'd put it in SiteTruth, and have it appear when you mouse over a link or search result. Currently we report the location of the business and, when available, the annual revenue and number of employees, with links to SEC and BBB reports. The goal is to provide consumers with data that allows them to tell how legitimate the company is. Data that doesn't come from the company. (Or from their social spammers. Most favorable crowd-sourced "reviews" are now solicited, if not outright fake.)

  30. Can't possibly be enforced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can still sue Netflix, and Netflix would have to petition the court for a dismissal based upon your alleged agreement not to sue, and the judge will decide if the case is dismissed or not.

    Having been through this process a number of times, suing companies with these infamous click-through "no right to sue" terms, it takes about 4.3 seconds for a judge to toss that part of the contract and allow a case to move forward, especially if there is a preponderance of evidence that Netflix either broke the law or violated any term of the same contract they are trying to use to toss your case.

    Basically, they're just doing this to try to scare you into agreeing to binding arbitration. If you have a disagreement with Netflix, sue them anyway. Start in small claims court where lawyers are not allowed. Seek the maximum relief you can legally justify.

  31. Only lawyers benefit from Class Action lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me the ONLY "NEUTRAL ARBITRATOR" that could exist is the one created by the constitution to be neutral....

    Besides, the only people that benefit from Class Action lawsuits are the lawyers and companies who end up sweeping misgivings under the rug after a settlement. The ONLY way consumers have to enforce their rights with companies like netflicks AT&T and others is the ability to walk. Drop them, their partners, their products like a rock and ensure you, your friends and everyone you know never use them again. Hurting their long term bottom line is the only way to institute change in anti-consumer policies.

  32. Competition in conflict resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the cost and slowness of the government-run arbitration system, it is no wonder that companies and individuals are considering other arbitration providers.

    Of course, government will try and maintain it's position, claiming a monopoly. But competition, freedom to enter markets, and contractual agreements offer a far better solution, and arbitration services are no exception.

    If you don't like Netflix's features (cost, movies, supported devices, user experience, and rules), the get entertainment from somewhere else.

  33. What are they planning to do? by kawabago · · Score: 1

    What do they want to do if they are afraid they'll get sued by their customers?

  34. It's a trick, that's all it is. by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have it exactly right. You cannot enter into a legal agreement where you sign away one of your rights. For instance, I couldn't sign a binding contract that said "you may not vote". Courts would throw it out.

    The reason why they add these clauses is because they are trying to trick people. Ever see the sign on the back of a large truck? "This Vehicle Not Responsible for Objects Coming from Road"? Or in parking lots at grocery stores. "Not Responsible for Damage Caused by Shopping Carts." Know why they have those signs? Because they hope you believe them. They're not true. It's up to the courts to make that determination after you bring suit. Of course the defendant is going to say "not guilty".

    It's a bluff, that's all. They are just hoping you believe it.

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    1. Re:It's a trick, that's all it is. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      You have it exactly right. You cannot enter into a legal agreement where you sign away one of your rights. For instance, I couldn't sign a binding contract that said "you may not vote". Courts would throw it out.

      That's not what these clauses mean. They means that, under the terms of this contract, all disputes will be handled by an arbitrator.

      You can of course go to court anyway, but then you're in violation of the contract. At this point, the party you've now chosen to sue is basically unbound from the terms of the contract, as you've voided it.

      Arbitration is almost always vastly superior to the Court system in terms of cost, time, outcomes, and efficiency, for all parties. Most business contracts contain such clauses these days because nobody wants to wind up in court.

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    2. Re:It's a trick, that's all it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if you had read the constitution and the subsequent Bill of Rights it says, you are entitled to a trial by a Jury of your piers.

  35. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would this shit hold up in court? Oh, you can't read this message without agreeing to pay me five dollars; now I'm taking you to court? This is ridiculous. WAKE UP!

    1. Re:Why? by sixtyeight · · Score: 1

      Slightly more accurate, but no better:

      You can't read any replies to this message without agreeing to pay me $5. You can read this message just fine, so there's due notice. Incidentally, every other Slashdot user now includes the same provision on their posts. Enjoy your time here on Slashdot.

      Additionally, who do you suggest "wake up"? That things like this are wrong are pretty self-evident. But the People haven't been insisting on accountability from their governments and the corporations it enables. "Occupy" means to take up space, and the People have been doing that for generations. Organized activity is what's needed. As I mentioned when Slashdot posted the story about the NSA building a new superpowered decryption center, federal taxes are due April 15th. Let's all tip them better this year for providing all this great service.

      To subsidize what they're doing and then complain to others about it is quite irrational.

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  36. Um, no. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but I'm fairly certain that you can not enter into a contract where you give up the right to go to court.

    My question would be, since that clause is not legal, does that invalidate just that part of the agreement, or does that invalidate the entire contract?

    We need a test case.

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  37. Go Google "Bill of Rights incorporation." by unassimilatible · · Score: 2

    The Bill of Rights were never intended to apply to the states. On the contrary, they were a follow-up to a promise by James Madison to the states rights guys (aka, Anti-Federalists) that if they ratified the Constitution, there would be some amendments that would limit on federal power (there were 12, ten were ratified).

    While several of the Amendments (or parts thereof) in the Bill of Rights were later incorporated by SCOTUS pursuant to the 14th Amendment, the 7th Amendment right to jury trial in civil cases was never incorporated (the Re-Examination Clause was).

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    1. Re:Go Google "Bill of Rights incorporation." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bill of Rights were never intended to apply to the states.

      Strictly speaking, that's accurate, but remember that the Bill of Rights *recognizes* certain rights rather than *grants* them. Just ask yourself a few simple questions:

      - Do you think the founders thought it would be OK for some state to force citizens to quarter state militia (3rd Amendment)?

      - Do you think the founders thought it would be OK for some state to arbitrarily seize citizen property without appropriate recompense (5th Amendment)?

      - Do you think the founders thought it would be OK for some state to outlaw citizen possession of firearms (2nd Amendment)?

      Certainly the founders weren't perfectly unified in their opinions, and we have records of vigorous debate, yet they did come to a reasonably balanced consensus on most issues (slavery being an obvious exception). However, if you answered "yes" to any of those questions, I'd like citations showing that more than a few of the founders promoted any such idea with respect to the states in contrast with the federal government, and that they considered it to be generally applicable rather than for some narrow case. I believe that even (most of) the federalists would be appalled at the amount of power currently held by the federal government; I can't believe that the anti-federalists intended to have the federal government overseeing a set of potentially ultra-fascist states, where each one should be allowed to brutally oppress its own citizens, meaning that just as long as such oppression didn't come from the federal government, they thought it was just peachy.

      You can ask yourself similar questions for most of the Bill of Rights, and the correct answers would be "no". In particular, the language of the 2nd Amendment is exceptionally broad - e.g. contrast "shall not be infringed" with "congress shall make no law". The 2nd Amendment's strong language clearly indicates that states shall have no more power than the fed in this area. Moreover, I believe the entire concept of "incorporation" of the Bill of Rights is nonsense. Save for specific exceptions, as in language like "or to the states", the entire Bill of Rights must necessarily apply to the states (and counties, cities, and so on) as well as the federal government.

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    2. Re:Go Google "Bill of Rights incorporation." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go. John Marshall remarked as much on the 5th amendment issue you raised in Barron v. Baltimore. If he doesn't count as a founding father, I don't know who would.

    3. Re:Go Google "Bill of Rights incorporation." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Marshall's reasoning was sound (and it reflected a unanimous decision), but it's solely based on the fact that there was no *explicit* language applying the Bill of Rights to the states. Therefore, the Supreme Court simply could not uphold the lower court decision.

      However, that's orthogonal to the point of my post. I was discussing the intentions and/or expectations of the founders, not actual language, which was why I started off with:

      Strictly speaking, that's accurate...

      From the wikipedia (yeah, yeah, not the best reference) article in the "Important Quotations" section:

      These amendments contain no expression indicating an intention to apply them to the state governments. This court cannot so apply them.

      So, the Court's rationale and decision was entirely correct. Yet that doesn't negate the point of my post: That it's not credible that (most, if any, of) the founders either expected or intended for the states to be allowed to abuse their citizens in ways not allowed to the fed. They didn't explicitly codify that into the Constitution, but we shouldn't presume that the founders were fine with the states running roughshod over the people as a loose federation of little autocracies, monarchies, and kleptocracies.

      Maybe the founders were naive enough to believe that the states would naturally follow their example (and most state constitutions are pretty close). Or maybe getting agreement on the Constitution was already enough of a struggle. Or maybe they considered it out-of-bounds to formally dictate to the states. Or maybe they wanted the states to act as beta-testing and QA (we can find some evidence of this, at least). Maybe all of those reasons and more explain the lack of explicit language applicable to the states. But my post didn't address the language, but rather the mindsets of the founders:

      I can't believe that the anti-federalists intended to have the federal government overseeing a set of potentially ultra-fascist states, where each one should be allowed to brutally oppress its own citizens, meaning that just as long as such oppression didn't come from the federal government, they thought it was just peachy.

      Oh, and thanks for the Barron v. Baltimore cite. Nice to see ACs with meaningful contributions.

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  38. The main reason companies like arbitration is by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    "loser pays" clauses. While arbitration cannot take away rights of parties, it can add "rights." Loser paying for costs is a big disincentive to lawsuits.

    Of course, the reason federal law and courts like arbitration is there is no way the already crowded courts can possibly handle all the cases. Whine about consumer rights all you want, but 90% of civil cases in America use alternative dispute resolution (e.g., settlement, arbitration, etc) to reach agreement on cases instead of court trials. If they did not, raise your hand if you are willing to pay the taxes (not someone else pay, you pay) to build 900% more courthouses and pay for the staff to accommodate the increased caseload.

    Why this is news escapes me, other than typical /. ignorance of the law. Almost every consumer electronics contract has an arbitration clause. Every ISP, every cable contract, every car sale contract. They are everywhere. You guys remind me of Louis in Casablanca, shocked, shocked to find arbitration clauses!

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    1. Re:The main reason companies like arbitration is by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If they did not, raise your hand if you are willing to pay the taxes (not someone else pay, you pay) to build 900% more courthouses and pay for the staff to accommodate the increased caseload.

      That would be me here. Earning six figures, and I wouldn't mind income tax to be somewhat more progressive, if that's actually needed to have a functioning justice system. Though, in truth, we could get there simply by taxing capital gains the same way as any other income. Or ending a war or two.

      Of course, in practice, when U.S. gets mired in Iran this (or next) year, taxes will be raised to pay for that instead. Sigh...

    2. Re:The main reason companies like arbitration is by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

      Though, in truth, we could get there simply by taxing capital gains the same way as any other income.

      You mean by not double taxing them, as we do now, unlike other countries' treatment of public-held corporate gains and profits? You do know when you tax something, you get less of it, right? Raise cap gains taxes and stocks look less attractive, capital flows out, tax revenue drops - as does the stock market. Go look at what happened when Reagan and Clinton cut cap gains rates - the markets took off.

      I already pay roughly 45% on my options/spreads and short-term stock gains (between fed and state), and I don't get to deduct any losses over $3000. So please go rob someone else. The government should incentivize, not discourage investment in American companies.

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    3. Re:The main reason companies like arbitration is by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You do know when you tax something, you get less of it, right?

      You mean the "trickle down" bullshit? If you speak of the Laffer curve, then I would like to remind that it has an optimum point (in terms of absolute amount of taxes gathered), and that point is not at zero tax rate. By all accounts, U.S. is currently far to the left of that point.

  39. Read the Terms More closely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    'These Terms of Use provide that all disputes between you and Netflix will be resolved by BINDING ARBITRATION. YOU AGREE TO GIVE UP YOUR RIGHT TO GO TO COURT to assert or defend your rights under this contract (except for matters that may be taken to small claims court).

    http://www.pcworld.com/article/252026/atandt_wont_appeal_decision_in_throttling_suit.html

    IANAL, but you don't need one in small claims court. If you have a dispute, consider small claims court. Where I am from the max is $3000. Other venues set a limit of $10,000. Now imagine millions of customers individually persuing a common dispute, such as breach of personal data, in small claims court. Netflix would deeply regret their move.

  40. No. The REAL problem is that the greatest trick... by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    ...the Devil ever pulled wasn't in making the world think he didn't exist. It was getting regular shmoes to willingly declare war on their own best interests. Like hating on government oversight of industry, hating on unions, and...hating on class action lawsuits.

    That's the real problem. The only winner in these class actions is the lawyers.

    The only people taking the risk are the lawyers. They don't win, not only do they not get paid, but they have to compensate their staff out of pocket. If you don't agree with their level of compensation, then hire your own damn lawyer to file your own damn case.

    But of course, that would likely cost you thousands of dollars if real money is involved, and you might have little chance of success. See: how the cigarette industry won every individual lawsuit brought against them, for decades. Compared to the possibility of you getting a check in the mail for putting in no effort on your part besides sending a letter in the mail.

    You could try small claims court over a smaller sum, but would you even bother for the low amounts of money frequently featured in class action lawsuits? Say your find out your cellular carrier went on charging you $2/month in "regulatory recovery fees" six months after they were legally allowed to. Are you really going to spend $50 to file a small claim over a matter of $24? And even if you did, your carrier would simply shrug it's shoulders and pay up - while keeping their mattress of cash collected from all the other people they ripped off who aren't filing their own claims. That's why we have these class action lawsuits in the first place - because companies rip off thousands to millions of customers who can not or will not press the issue on their own.

    Your only other alternative is a level of government oversight with real inspection and enforcement powers. But of course, the same people that hate class action lawsuits tend to be the same sort of people that hate government oversight.

  41. Re:No. The REAL problem is that the greatest trick by jonsmirl · · Score: 1

    I don't want these minor problems litigated in the first place. The mortgage case was over the rounding method used when the amount came to exactly 1/2 a cent. Do you always round up, or do you use the even/odd rule and round 22.5 up and 21.5 down. This really wasn't worth sending $65M to a lawyer to argue about. The costs passed onto me to pay for this unwanted lawyer far exceed the nickel or so I might have gained.

  42. Funny thing about EULAs by sjames · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the courts would be quite so gung-ho to support a EULA I clearly print on the back of a check with a line for agreement/endorsement below?

  43. Re:No. The REAL problem is that the greatest trick by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    I don't want these minor problems litigated in the first place.

    Then you're in favor of companies making millions (or even billions) by ripping people off, so long as each individual amount is small.

    The costs passed onto me to pay for this unwanted lawyer far exceed the nickel or so I might have gained.

    Thanks for reminding me to address the other Gaping Fallacy in your first post, as I had forgotten it. This notion that accountability is a waste of time is nonsense in two different ways. First, if you don't force a change in behavior, what do you think companies will do? They'll go right on ripping you off, of course.

    Secondly, the bit about how they'll just raise prices to make up for it is a complete myth because all prices are already set to maximize revenue. It doesn't matter if the market is captive or competitive. If BP is hit with the true cost of their clusterfuck in the Gulf of Mexico, they can't simply raise the price of oil by $5 a barrel to pay for it because Exxon and Shell would eat them for lunch. If the market is held captive by a monopoly, the product is already priced at the point the market will bear.

  44. AT&T not VZ by alostpacket · · Score: 1

    Both are pretty equally evil though -- easily confused.

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  45. PS3 has done this as well by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    They give you an out, but seriously how many people other than myself and a hand full of others actually take the time
    to read a EULA http://i43.tinypic.com/15o854w.jpg

    I think I've found a way to void the PS3 EULA, through a reseting the system (not that it's going to do me any good)
    Search Youtube for "Bypassing Sonys PS3 4.1 License agreement"

  46. The corrupt laws of America by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Are a constant surprise.

    That is the surprise is that the peasants haven't rebelled a long time ago.

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  47. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we instead choose to sue the CEO and all management in a class action suit instead addressing the complaint to "Netflix".

    1. Re:I wonder... by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      It would be pretty tough to pierce the corporate veil (pretty much impossible, given most incorporate in Delaware). If you find a way though, good for you!

  48. Re:No. The REAL problem is that the greatest trick by jonsmirl · · Score: 1

    Yes, we should punish Citibank severely for not specifying which rounding method it was going to use in those hundred pages or so of legal fine print I got with my mortgage. Certainly this justifies harsh prison sentences for the CEO and board of directors. I bet they wished they'd added yet another page to that hundred page document - then they would have been safe from this idiotic lawsuit.

    It says my mortgage payment are due by the close of business. But it doesn't seem to specify a time zone. Could be grounds for another class action!

  49. UCC 1-207 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there is no space to sign WITHOUT PREJUDICE, don't bother entering into the contract.

  50. Interesting by phorm · · Score: 1

    So what happens if somebody DDOS's Netflix, hacks them, or whatever. If that person himself/herself has a Netflix account... then it would be interesting to see what might happen when this clause is brought up.

    1. Re:Interesting by truedfx · · Score: 1

      A criminal offense will not be a dispute between you and Netflix. It will be brought to court by the prosecutor.

  51. No Surpriises by m1xram · · Score: 1

    There are no surprises here. Netflix doesn't do much for you anyway. Try to complain about anything you haven't rented and you won't even find a contact form. lol They say you can watch stuff on line but only with propriatry Silverlight, guess that leaves me out. I canceled their subscription.

  52. Don't click "I Agree" by schizoid4 · · Score: 1

    Every time I log in I get nagged to agree to their new terms of service but I never do it. My service has not been affected at all.

    1. Re:Don't click "I Agree" by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Did you check to see if the EULA says that "Denying this updated agreement but continuing to use the service will be accepted as consent of the new terms" or something like that?

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    2. Re:Don't click "I Agree" by schizoid4 · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't read the new EULA or even click the button to display it, precisely to avoid that sort of catch-22.

  53. Aniother case of real life surpassing cyberpunk by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Can anyone think of any cyberpunk dystopia where corporations had this much power? In every one I can think of they largely skirted the law, but when they were caught they either went to court or waged physical war. This level of government support of corporate power was unforeseen. I guess real life turned out less libertarian and more fascist.

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  54. IAAL, and I think it is enforcable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am a lawyer too (although not in MA), and I believe this clause is enforceable. I do not believe you are giving either the Federal Arbitration Act or the SCOTUS case its appropriate weight.

    I am not really sure on what basis you are concluding that this arbitration clause is enforceable. It appears to following the American Arbitration Association's rules, which is standard, so there doesn't appear to be a basis to say the clause is unconscionable for lack of balance.

  55. Netflix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just one more reason I will not be renewing my membership with these money grabbing assholes

  56. US Constitution guarantees your day in court by RobertRCleveland · · Score: 1

    All companies in all forms have been trying to take away people's right to take them court since probably the day after the US Constitution went into effect. It hasn't worked nor will it ever.

  57. Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to by residieu · · Score: 1

    The Neutral Arbitrator will be chosen by Netflix. If that arbitrator does not regularly decide in Netflix's favor, they will be replaced by a different "neutral" arbitrator.

  58. Re:No. The REAL problem is that the greatest trick by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    You do realize you've been contradicting yourself, whether it be in rant-mode or sarcasm-mode, right? Either this 'rounding error' is such a trifling trivial matter of insignificance that no one should waste any time on it, or redress is onerous burden placed on the bank that will be passed on to you.

    Which one is it?

    And, what again is your alternative to class action lawsuits...is it:

    1. You contribute towards legal fees (expensive)
    2. You hire your own lawyer (more expensive)
    3. Roll over and take it when a company rips you off
    4. Invest government agencies with serious investigation and enforcement powers