Nokia Applies For Vibrating Tattoo Patent
New submitter CanHasDIY writes "Tired of waiting for the Pip-Boy or Omni-Tool to be invented? Never fear! Nokia is developing the basic technology needed to make your dreams a reality: haptic-feedback tattoos. According to the patent application, Nokia is proposing 'a material attachable to skin, the material capable of detecting a magnetic field and transferring a perceivable stimulus to the skin, wherein the perceivable stimulus relates to the magnetic field.' Basically, the process is the same as for normal tattooing; the difference is in the ferromagnetic ink. Kind of brings new meaning to the term 'embedded device,' doesn't it?"
Subject says it all.
until you have to take an MRI.
Am I the only one to immediately think of how to apply rule 34 to it?
You would also no longer be admitted to visit Magneto in his glass prison.
The real question is what would be the resolution of such device. Can it be so precise that a reasonable area of skin could be used to read message? Or to restore sight to blind people or to make a non visual augmented reality?
If this is more than a binary variable (vibrate or not), then it opens the doors to much more creative applications.
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I assume this could be used for alerting you for various things. Cell phone on vibrate. Or it could be used for feedback in video games. How about invisible fences for humans? Hikers could use this to be warned of dangerous areas or conditions. Could also be quite the distraction when you are driving.
Unless I'm totally off my rocker(which is possible) wouldn't prior art come into play here? It's one of the "techs" of at least Mass Effect. And I don't think the writers from ME made it up out of thin air.
Okay, pleasure has already been covered in some posts as a possible application for this. What about intense pain?...Does Nokia have Orwellian aspirations for this patent?
Takes on a whole new meaning here.
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I wonder if you would set of metal detectors too? Normally small amounts of metal are alright, but this has to be acting as an antenna of some sort to get enough energy to vibrate enough to be felt.
I read the internet for the articles.
People have been implanting magnetic stuff for a while...
http://www.wired.com/gadgets/mods/news/2006/06/71087
Don't tell me this concept has never been used in SciFi before.
I'm pretty tired of companies taking all of the cool ideas people already had and stamping a patent on it. I'M LOOKING AT YOU IPAD!
I believe there's a minimum size for it to work properly... ;->
'Don't worry' said the trees when they saw the axe coming, 'The handle is one of us.'
I like tattoos. I have several of them.
But a vibrating tattoo patented by Nokia? Not so much.
I can kind of see why I'd want this as a wearable patch, but actually doing it as a tattoo? Well, that's right up there with getting a Zune tattoo -- it just sounds stupid. :-P
I'll take my actual tattoos as non-magnetic, non vibrating thanks.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
That's what she said.
"perceivable stimulus"
As opposed to patenting something that has impreceivable...
Does stimulus that no one can observe really happen?
I'm waiting for the House episode where they put someone with one of these in the MRI machine and antics ensue.
Have gnu, will travel.
You've never been prank called? Or called by a stalker? Or by some (may $deity smite them in a not-too-merciful way) telemarkedroids? Preferably while you tried desperately to sleep? Or while trying to have sex? Or while trying to do ANYTHING remotely requiring your cell NOT to interrupt?
If you thought that damn thing ringing would be a nuisance, be prepared for a really new level thereof.
I'm effin' glad if I can hurl that damn thing into some corner of my flat where I don't need to find it until next time I want to make a phone call. Why the hell would I want it to get even more under my skin than it already does?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
We're a step closer to making one of the lamer superpowers a reality.
No thanks. I can leave my cell phone behind when I want to go off the grid.
Have gnu, will travel.
That's what she said.
After visiting the free clinic.
I can see the fnords!
Can I implant one of these tattoos in my arm and a permanent magnet on my waist and then generate current when I swing my arms?
Interesting possibilities...
I can see the fnords!
Already happened on House, although the tattoo wasn't functional, they did MRI a patient with prison tattoos and cause him lots of pain.
But both links talk about a "material attachable to the skin" this seems to be a patch not a tattoo. Think nicotine patches all over your arms, sexy. Why do people come up with complicated solutions to things that already exist? They aren't replacing the phone so you still have to have the phone with you. Why not put the damn vibrate setting on rather than a magnetic field generator AND a patch on your arm, have to figure out how to make it so only your phone can make your patch vibrate etc. ? A really complicated solution to have the same effect (vibration on the skin telling you something is happening).
"Welcome to Nokia tech support, this is Rick speaking. How may I help you?"
"Thank God I finally reached a person! My tattoo has been buzzing out 'Never Gonna Give You Up' for the past 16 hours and I can't make it stop--please, you've got to help me!"
When someone says, "Any fool can see
I've already got my phone on vibrate for you baby!
They are attempting to patent this as a process, without a material invented to actually work with the patent. Yet another example of blatant patent abuse that the media is trying to hype as a great thing. /sigh
-The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.
I've already got an embedded device that vibrates.
and its OCTatoos?