Kazakh Gold Medalist Is Played Borat Anthem

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Kazakh Gold Medalist Is Played Borat Anthem

Posted by samzenpus on Friday March 23, 2012 @08:47AM from the Kazakhstan-you-very-nice-place dept.

Wo-wo-wee-wah! It looks like the Kuwaiti officials at an international shooting event never got the memo that the film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan wasn't an actual documentary. Gold medalist Maria Dmitrienko stood stoically while the offensive national anthem from the film was played during the awards ceremony. From the article: "Coach Anvar Yunusmetov told Kazakh news agency Tengrinews that the tournament's organizers had also got the Serbian national anthem wrong." Nice!

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Double irony award? by damn_registrars · 2012-03-23 08:51 · Score: 4, Informative

The story indicates that the movie Borat was banned in Kuwait. Hence they chose the wrong theme, from a movie they couldn't even view, in that country.

Although being as the story was posted by the fail master himself samzenpus, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if a large part of the story (or the entire damned thing) turned out to be crap.

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1. Re:Double irony award? by ColdWetDog · 2012-03-23 08:58 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  This was at an International shooting event. Making mistakes like this seems to be one of those 'this is not a particularly smart thing to do' moments.
  
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2. Re:Double irony award? by mfarah · 2012-03-23 09:31 · Score: 4, Interesting
  
  In any case surely there are official channels to request flags and anthems and other national symbols from...
  YEARS ago, Chile hosted the World Chess Championship. Players from Romania were *very* upset because the flag representing them still had the socialist coat of arms on it (the 1989 revolution had happened less than a year before). They threatened to leave unless steps were taken immediately to correct this... I guess it was solved to their satisfaction, because they didn't leave, though.
  
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3. Re:Double irony award? by Hatta · 2012-03-23 09:44 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  An armed tournament is a polite tournament.
  
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4. Re:Double irony award? by an+unsound+mind · 2012-03-23 09:57 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  And playing the wrong anthem is an exceedingly impolite thing to do.
5. Re:Double irony award? by Shoten · 2012-03-23 10:54 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  You might want to click on the link. Granted, the BBC is clearly a fly-by-night news operation with only a few reporters, no reputation to speak of and almost no history in journalism, but yeah...it's they who broke the story, not samzenpus.
  
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Re:But are they...? by LordNimon · 2012-03-23 08:52 · Score: 4, Funny

My sister says she's worth every penny.

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Oops by MysteriousPreacher · 2012-03-23 08:57 · Score: 5, Informative

The lyrics from this fine song:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
Itâ(TM)s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstanâ(TM)s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistanâ(TM)s.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
Oh this is precious!

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The actual anthem by Brannoncyll · 2012-03-23 08:57 · Score: 4, Informative

found here sounds amusingly similar to Baron Cohen's version, although the intro does sound like the start of an old Disney cartoon!
Starbucks! Disney World! Porno! Valium! by Cazekiel · 2012-03-23 09:00 · Score: 5, Funny

Imagine if America, Fuck Yeah! played for an American winning team at the Olympics? That'd be so awk... motherfucking awesome.

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1. Re:Starbucks! Disney World! Porno! Valium! by jc42 · 2012-03-23 09:17 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  It has already been mentioned that the tune is rather similar to the actual Kazakhstan anthem, but with "nonstandard" lyrics.
  It might be especially fun if the anthem-trolling did the same, using the basic national-anthem medley, but with more "interesting" lyrings.
  In the case of the US, I can hear a choir singing the well-known (among American school-kids) lyrics: "Oh, say, can you see / any bedbugs on me ...".
  It'd be fun to make a collection of all the national anthems, with variant lyrics like this. It would, of course, be online, so various sporting events would likely find it and use it as their source. ;-)
  
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Re:But are they...? by Surt · 2012-03-23 09:03 · Score: 4, Funny

Do you agree?

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Not Just A Kuwaiti Problem by mrsquid0 · 2012-03-23 09:03 · Score: 4, Informative

Other countries have made similar error. For example, during the 1992 World Series.
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/military-honor-guard-displays-the-canadian-flag-upside-down-news-photo/51549719

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1. Re:Not Just A Kuwaiti Problem by Em+Adespoton · 2012-03-23 10:20 · Score: 4, Informative
  
  I happened to be watching the world series on TV when that happened. No matter what you think, they put it on upside down. Interesting fact is that the flags they were using were the two-grommet variety where you pre-thread the rope with the toggle on one end through and attach THAT to the rope on the pole. What this means is that the people attaching and raising the flag aren't to blame -- someone threaded the rope upside down ahead of time (intentionally or not).
2. Re:Not Just A Kuwaiti Problem by Alomex · 2012-03-23 15:37 · Score: 4, Interesting
  
  President Bush (the Elder) apologized for it, and when some Americans expressed displeasure for him having apologized he said:
  
  All I'm saying is that if that had happened in Canada and we had seen the United States flag flown upside-down, every American would have been very, very upset.
Re:Kazakh wine by ColdWetDog · 2012-03-23 09:45 · Score: 5, Funny

At least they didn't give them fermented horse piss as drinks.
What? Don't they have American beer there?

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Re:But are they...? by Shoten · 2012-03-23 10:43 · Score: 4, Funny

Wait...you mean, Kazakhstan DOESN'T have the region's cleanest prostitutes? Uh oh...(makes doctor's appointment)

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