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The Phantoms of Google+

theodp writes "Engadget reports that Google wants a patent on its System and Method for Generating a Ghost Profile for a Social Network. The brainchild of five Googlers, the invention is designed to convert anti-social-networking types to the joys of Google+ and its ilk. From the patent: 'A problem arises when users of social networks are friends with people that are opposed to social networks. The second group misses out on an important social component. For example, many users only share their photos on a social networking site. As a result, users that do not want to join the social network are forced to either join with reservations or miss out on the social component, such as viewing pictures.' By generating an unsearchable 'ghost profile' when a member of the social network invites a Google+ adverse friend to join, Google explains, non-believers get to participate in social networking activities without providing user information."

214 comments

  1. nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds like a grab to boost G+'s userbase beyond Wil Wheaton and Google engineers.

    Not gonna touch Google+ until they get rid of their "real names" policy and I'm not inclined since I've invested so much of my online social life with Facebook.

    1. Re:nope by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sounds like a grab to boost G+'s userbase beyond Wil Wheaton and Google engineers.

      Not gonna touch Google+ until they get rid of their "real names" policy and I'm not inclined since I've invested so much of my online social life with Facebook.

      Do you use your real name on Facebook? Seriously a lot of people complain about the "real name" policy even though they use it openly on Facebook. This may or may not be hypocritical, I suppose if you keep your porn collection on Picasa....

    2. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't use my real name on Facebook. My first name is common enough and the surname is "yourfullname". Nobody can tag me and I'm constantly removing tags from stuff.

    3. Re:nope by subsoniq · · Score: 1

      Start making your G+ profile then, they already got rid of it several months ago.

    4. Re:nope by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I don't get what people out there think.....somehow it must be groupthink that if you're not on FB and/or Google+ or twitter or xyz social network, that you are being left behind in the dark ages, alone in the cold with no contact with human life any longer.....that you have lost every friend you've gathered in life to this point.

      Seriously, I don't have any accounts on these networks, and I don't intend to, there is just too much trade of IMHO, for my privacy.....to join up on one of these. I mean, even with a fake name.....they've shown they can figure out who you are with who you associate...etc.

      Seriously, I've not missed an even with any of my friends...I've not missed a picture I'd want to see.....

      I stil do this weird thing, and see my close friends regularly in meatspace....I call them, I email directly with them, sometimes *gasp* with multiple of us on the same email thread?!?!

      This way...the conversation, pics and what-have-you...are just between us and not out for the rest of the world to gawk at, and have corporations (and governments) use all that info to advertise or worse at me.

      Seriously....it isn't painful.....I don't miss a thing.

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    5. Re:nope by iamhassi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sounds like a grab to boost G+'s userbase beyond Wil Wheaton and Google engineers.

      no, it's far worse than that: Google is creating a "ghost" profile by mining your youtube, gmail, searches, android phone, etc, and they're going to tell you whenever your friends and family do something by emailing you, etc, to compel you to login to the ghost profile they created for you.

      So much for "don't be evil". This sounds about as evil as it gets, stealing your data and subscribing you up for a service you never wanted.

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    6. Re:nope by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are two possibilities:

      (1) all your friends are Luddites, too.

      (2) you are the person everyone complains about and has to spend extra time tracking down because you're the only one not using the new technology.

      If you want to skip the whole FB/G+ thing, it's not a huge deal. But please, don't complain if you start getting left out of shit. I know some people like you and, quite honestly, I tend to simply not invite them to do meatspace stuff half the time. It's too much effort. Part of my being able to run a business, sit on two artistic boards of directors, one community service board, have time to play with my 9 year old, share stories with my relatives and friends on four continents is because I don't waste time on arranging stuff with every person individually. I know phone trees were all the rage in the 1960s (and, yes, the phone company is tracking who you contact, by the way), and chain letters may have been useful in the 19th century (still mostly untrackable if you use the USPS, though that's mostly due to gross incompetence).

      I'm sure there are still lots of places where personal interaction for all of your interpersonal communications is manageable and commonplace. Just realize that if you have friends who are on social sites, they're probably leaving you out - intentionally or unintentionally - because if you're not on them you're simply not around for all of the conversations.

      This G+ thing may be just a way to entice naysayers into the fold so they can rape their privacy for cold hard advertising cash. Or it may be a way to show the naysayers that there really are good things happening (i hopes that someday they can rape your privacy for cold hard advertising cash). It may just be a way to show FB users how much (they hope) they're missing by not being on G+.

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    7. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I know some people like you and, quite honestly, I tend to simply not invite them to do meatspace stuff half the time. It's too much effort. Part of my being able to run a business, sit on two artistic boards of directors, one community service board, have time to play with my 9 year old, share stories with my relatives and friends on four continents is because I don't waste time on arranging stuff with every person individually."

      How the hell do you have time for slashdot? Anyway, I'm glad I don't know you. Even if I did, no worries--you'd never invite lil' ol' Luddite me to ever do anything. Are you sure you're not the creation of a social network's marketing machine? Anyway, have fun in your artistic boardrooms. Do you like sit around and paint or turn clay pots or what?

    8. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't use FaceBook at all.

      Getting to tell one recruiter that got a rather priceless look on their face, honestly.

    9. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That is probably not true either....

      I have both of those services. Guess what. My friends use it. But they do not use it to communicate with me. They use email/im/phone/walking up to me/etc...

      The *ONLY* people who seem to want to use it are the ones who 'want to stay in touch' but do not want to commit to actually being around me.

      Staying in touch quickly facebook and + are *horrible* ways to do it. Email, IM, and the phone are much quicker ways to get in touch with someone.

      If you camp out on facebook, setup its notifications (using email, IM, RSS) yeah you could use it as a way to get in touch. But why do that? Just cut out the middle man and use IM/phone or rss yourself?

      If you feel like you are going to be left out because of not using facebook. So what?

      What google needs to figure out is stop posting things to me that I do not care about from people I have *NEVER* heard of.

    10. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or Google is applying a patent to prevent someone operating a site or an "app" that make ghost profiles for people that don't want to be on social network...

      There is money in that!

    11. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't waste time on arranging stuff with every person individually.

      So, you must be using some kind of templates for those. I'm sure you're no run IRL so the person you're replying to won't miss a thing if you don't meet him personally, you are just a boring person and everyone is okay with that, there are lots of people like you, that is why social networking sites are so popular actually — you don't have to do a fucking thing to make so called friends.

      Or it may be a way to show the naysayers that there really are good things happening

      They aren't, because it's you know Google and Facebook, nice things can't happen here. The cash register can't make nice thing happen, it's people who can and they do.

    12. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just make a rule to send it to the trash.

    13. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a grab to boost G+'s userbase beyond Wil Wheaton and Google engineers.

      Not gonna touch Google+ until they get rid of their "real names" policy and I'm not inclined since I've invested so much of my online social life with Facebook.

      Do you use your real name on Facebook? Seriously a lot of people complain about the "real name" policy even though they use it openly on Facebook. This may or may not be hypocritical, I suppose if you keep your porn collection on Picasa....

      I think people want the choice of using their real name or not.

      I think a lot of people would probably even happy with "personas" on Google+: you have to sign up with your real name, but you can then create 'virtual' personas that you can post things as. So a G+ account called "Chris J. Smith" is the real name, and you can then create a "Chrisq" which you can post to forums and such.

    14. Re:nope by swalve · · Score: 1

      Facebook is great to stay in touch because you can broadcast things instead of narrowcasting them. An acquaintance can type "baby #4 arrived, $name, $weight, mom and baby are fine" and all their friends know about it. Done.

    15. Re:nope by icebike · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a grab to boost G+'s userbase beyond Wil Wheaton and Google engineers.

      Not gonna touch Google+ until they get rid of their "real names" policy and I'm not inclined since I've invested so much of my online social life with Facebook.

      The real names policy has been relaxed, but that doesn't mean they don't already know precisely who you are.

      What's more worrying is that this Patent they are applying for, if used by them, violates their own Privacy Policy, and their own openness pledge. After being dragged through a knot hole by the FTC and Congress, It seems unlikely they will actually put this into service any time soon.

      I doubt this is being used yet. There is nothing on my Google Dashboard, even tho I've ignored multiple invites to G+. So if they are creating this phantom account its not accessible even by the user, and as such must be merely a book keeping entry to allow authentication. If G+ users hit that Invite button, they may simply record the invite in a file somewhere so that they can add both parties to each other's circles. They had been doing that with Gmail invites since day one. (back when you needed to be invited to Gmail).

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    16. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How does wanting to have real and personal contact with people make them luddites? I didn't think forming and maintaining relationships was something that could become outdated.

      People like you are sad and self-centred. The fact that you think you're so important that people are going to be left out validates that. If a friend can't take a couple minutes out of their oh so busy day to contact me personally, then they are no friend at all and I would rather be "left out" of their dealings.

      This is the only redeeming value I place in social networks, their existence sometimes helps me to weed out the fake from the real. I haven't gotten to the point of outright rejecting people as friends because they want to use social networks but if someone ever pulled the crap you do, I remove them from my life.

      Relationships aren't something that automatically last. They require nurturing and care. If you're too busy to take care of them, they wither and die.

    17. Re:nope by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      A group email does the same thing.

      FB, etc are no more than Fischer Price versions of email.

    18. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, you can't be bothered to maintain relationships and have streamlined it down to broadcasting to an audience.

    19. Re:nope by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      3) Friends and self aren't 'tards who post about not being able to find product ??? at the store and have no interest in hearing about that happening to others.

      "Just realize that if you have friends who are on social sites, they're probably leaving you out - intentionally or unintentionally - because if you're not on them you're simply not around for all of the conversations."

      Clue to you. Your friends *don't* leave you out through neglect. Not in the base definition.

    20. Re:nope by swalve · · Score: 1

      You are sort of right about it being a simplification, but it also has usenet and forum qualities that make it unique. And it has games.

    21. Re:nope by hobarrera · · Score: 2

      If nobody can tag you, what tags do yo constantly remove?

    22. Re:nope by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Facebook has a similar policy yet you manage to just use a fake name. Why not do the same with Google? Too - if you can't be tagged why do you have to spend time untagging? And you do know that Facebook remembers the tags even if you untaggimgng? *they know who you are man!*

      My point is that if you have real privacy concerns your only effective option is to not use these services - Facebook is certainly no better than Google.

    23. Re:nope by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. all your friends are clueless about the privacy concerns or just don't give a damn for consequences in general.

      2. you are the person everyone complains about because he's always too busy playing 'social' rather than BEING social, like actually doing things with his friends.

      If you want to bandwagon hop on to every new e-thingie churned out by corpgovX, it's not a huge deal. But please, don't complain if you are judged out of context on information you put up there 10 years ago under completely different life circumstances and cultural status quo. These include judgment by current/potential employers, law enforcement agents, banks, and insurance companies. Just because it's innocuous today does not mean it will always be. I know some people like you, and quite honestly, they're very cavalier about others' personal information, posting pics without permission (fb and google are doing automated face recog or will be soon) and talking about personal issues online for all to see. People like you trade their friends' privacy for personal convenience, and then justify it with little more than a flippant attitude and self-serving arrogance. It's not worth having such people as friends. Using strawman arguments to further your case when pressed does little to bolster the lack of respect you've already engendered.

      I'm sure there are lots of situations where personal information ends up public knowledge as a result of normal human interaction, but this is not the same as such data being stored and transmutated in corporate/government databases, accumulating over time, until used by someone who wants control over your behavior in some way, often by misrepresenting facts, much as you've done here.

      This G+ thing is a way of forcing those who have conciously opted out to join out of attrition, because now the data will be collected whether they put it there or not. The process will take longer and likely will not be as specific/useful as the accounts owned by morons who post their entire lives online, but the info could still end up damaging. This is true even if it is incorrect because it place the 'ghost' person in a reactionary position of having to fight with the provider to correct it and save face.

    24. Re:nope by znrt · · Score: 1

      Facebook has a similar policy yet you manage to just use a fake name.

      don't really know fb's name policy (i don't bother to read that crap. just the term "name policy" is hilarous, i'd want to know what these guys smoke).
      but if they have such, they sure don't enforce it. google does. i'm still banned from g+.
      and i don't use fake names in either of them. i don't use names at all. maybe fb hasn't noticed it's not a real name, but it should be pretty obvious that it's just a nick.

    25. Re:nope by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      For me, I am addicted to gmail, but dislike the purpose of google+ - an identity service for gmail (http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2011/08/29/googles-eric-schmidt-says-plus-is-an-identity-service-not-a-social-network/). So I want to keep my sweet sweet email candy without having to show my papers.

    26. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " I know some people like you and, quite honestly, I tend to simply not invite them to do meatspace stuff half the time. It's too much effort."

      You sound like the kind of "friend" that smart people who pick their friends
      carefully can do without very nicely.

      You also sound like an arrogant self-important piece of shit.

    27. Re:nope by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      (2) you are the person everyone complains about and has to spend extra time tracking down because you're the only one not using the new technology.

      I don't mind advertising, I just don't want to be "on call" 24/7 to everyone I've met in the last 50yrs. I don't own/use a mobile phone, FB, etc. This situation pisses other people off a lot more than it inconveniences me.

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    28. Re:nope by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      And it has games.

      That is the part I miss the least. It is almost an insult to the genre to call those travesties games. You go play your farmville, I'll tell the online gaming community you aren't coming because you are busy with facebook.

    29. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you use your real name on Facebook? Seriously a lot of people complain about the "real name" policy even though they use it openly on Facebook. This may or may not be hypocritical, I suppose if you keep your porn collection on Picasa....

      The desire to protect a right* does not mean you must exercise that right, nor does lack of exercising that right mean you're giving it up.

      (* Yes, yes, rights. When I finish my time machine, the first thing I'm doing is going back to the 18th Century and having a chat with Jefferson and friends about why he needs to add a few more paragraphs to the Bill of Rights.)

    30. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't and have never had a Facebook account.

    31. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      real name policy has been updated... common nicknames that are not unicorn twinkletoes are now acceptable..

    32. Re:nope by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      This is the only redeeming value I place in social networks, their existence sometimes helps me to weed out the fake from the real.

      I totally hear this - to an extent towards friends (most of my arrangements are made through email, phone and text), but even more so towards corporations. If they want me to sign up for something on Facebook, they don't want me to sign up. If they're too lazy to make their own webpage, they don't want me to see their webpage. If they're making offers through a third party, they're not making an offer.

      The worst was when there was an organization trying to arrange emergency contact information through surveymonkey. Appallingly idiotic. Fortunately, I was able to take care of it in person, but honestly, do corporations, employers, etc. just not understand that some things stay in the company?

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    33. Re:nope by swillden · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I find social networking to be most useful not so much with friends (though it's great there, allowing me to stay in touch with many more people than I could without it), but with family. Perhaps you don't come from a large family, but I do, and my wife does, and our combined extended families exceed 200 people. We're only close to maybe 50 of them, but sufficiently close to all of them that keeping updated about important life events -- jobs, kids, illnesses, etc. -- is of great value to all of us. And with social networks we can have much more frequent interactions than that. I have cousins I wouldn't normally speak to for more than a few minutes per year at family reunions, but with Google+ I "talk" to them multiple times per week.

      I also find it to be a great way to keep in touch with old acquaintances. Over the course of my 40+ years of life, I've accumulated a lot of friends who've since moved of my life, but I like them and am interested in what they're doing and thinking.

      By lowering the effort required to connect and communicate, social networking applications make it feasible to be connected to more people -- and lots of people like that! You may prefer to have only a very small circle of very close friends and avoid others, but if so you're the exception, not the rule. I have a small number of friends that I talk to daily, one way or another. But I keep in touch with a much larger group of people, and social networks make it possible for me to keep in touch with even more.

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    34. Re:nope by koan · · Score: 1

      It's too much effort

      You really value your friends don't you.

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    35. Re:nope by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Actually, most of them do have FB and other accounts, but again...no problem keeping in touch and doing things. We actually honestly speak to each other in real time et least once a day...or txt...etc.

      Seriously, I don't get left out of anything, if anything..I'm the instigator of things to do, and I get people to meet up and do things. My house is a very central hub...my friends have keys to my place, (yes, I trust them THAT much)...sometimes, there are parties and happenings at my place when I get there.....before even I know about it.

      No, it isn't a PITA really....at least, no one I know complains.

      Every one that knows me, or that I want to know or know where I live, etc.....already knows where I am, trust me...it is no problem.

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    36. Re:nope by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Did they remove the ability to just shoot an email to everybody in your address books? because that is what all my friends and family does. in fact the ONLY thing I've seen everyone doing with their FB profiles is those damned Zynga games. While i personally don't get it those damned clickfests are like catnip to females, I've even built machines based around how well they run FB games.

      if G+ wants to take off they need to come up with a ton of games that makes the average guy feel like he is a hamster slapping a lever to get a pellet, the more slap happy the better as that is what the women seem to enjoy. I swear the best day of my life was when I got my GF into mystery and crime solving games like CSI as when she would stay over for the weekend the sound of her tapping that damned mouse every morning (7AM sharp, just like clockwork) made me want to pull an Elvis on my PC.

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    37. Re:nope by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I've danced around that real name policy. They've "warned" me twice now, and they still don't have my real name attached to my account. That real name policy is the one thing that really gets under my skin. If I wanted everyone in the world to know my real name, and where I live, etc ad nauseum, I'd write a frigging newsletter.

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    38. Re:nope by crutchy · · Score: 2

      Do you like sit around and paint or turn clay pots or what?

      pffft... are you serious? boards don't ever actually create anything or make money. they just get in the way of those that do.

    39. Re:nope by crutchy · · Score: 2

      i don't use facebook a lot. i have an account, and my wife is obsessed with it and i get tagged in photos and whatnot, but the one thing i have never understood is the apparent tendency of users of social media to broadcast menial things like what they eat for breakfast or how sexually deprived their husband is. my wife definitely isn't the worst at this, but it would seem the more into it you get, the more desperate you become in posting something... anything.

    40. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you! People who refuse to just sign up with Facebook and join the future are really annoying and it seems best to simply start phasing out these so called "friends".

      I personally hate accommodating vegetarian friends and I eventually reach the point of telling them (admittedly with more diplomacy): "Either you start eating meat or we stop doing things together.". I have enough real problems in my life to take time pandering to picky eaters.

    41. Re:nope by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      When I (recently) joined Facebook, I knew it would be a real name use, and I take care to craft my image appropriately.

      When I "joined" (started using) Google, I wasn't in the same frame of mind, and I use some of their products anonymously, using handles I don't necessarily want attached to me real name.

      I'm concerned that, by joining Google+, all of those things will then be attached to my real name in a public way. Hence I have not joined despite multiple invite requests.

      Google would need to come out and explain how Google+ is kept separate from their other products, and I wouldn't have everything linked together, for me to be convinced it was safe to join. Since basically they are doing the exact opposite, I stay away.

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    42. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if G+ wants to take off they need to come up with a ton of games

      If G+ wants to take off they need to get a bunch of women to sign up. I was really late signing up to FB, but a couple women I knew from undergrad (way too long ago...) who are now local got me to sign up. I post pretty rarely, but do use it to keep track of what people are up to and if they're planning events.

    43. Re:nope by webnut77 · · Score: 1

      Exactly

      I don't FB but if I did my wall would look like:

      I clipped my toenails last night.

      Had a really good bowel movement about an hour ago.

      I have an exciting life, I do.

    44. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should grow a pair and stop being so needy. Tell people about your own character failures when you first meet them so that you can stop wasting their time.

    45. Re:nope by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      ... he posted, using his account on Slashdot.

      Yeah, and?

    46. Re:nope by grumbel · · Score: 2, Informative

      A group email does the same thing.

      Except there is no such thing as group email. All you can do is put multiple people in the To or CC header and that works like shit when you have people joining the conversation later as now everybody in your group is communicating to a slightly different group and some people might never receive the mail they should.

    47. Re:nope by Megane · · Score: 1

      Assuming Facebook also has a "real names policy" (I don't know, I don't use either, but I have heard about Google's policy on /.), what happens when each decides to enforce said policy?

      If Facebook bans you, all you can lose is your Facebook account.

      If Google bans you, since they now want everything under the same sign-in, you're banned from everything (including your Youtube account... and did you have a non-real-name YT account before they forced them all into Google accounts? I did.) And it's even possible that if you have an Adwords or similar account attached, that would get banned too. Sure, you can try to keep your accounts separated, but it's a pain in the butt to do so. And what about pre-unification accounts that go against the policy? They still have to be converted to a Google account whether you make them different accounts or not. Thanks for doing no evil, Google.

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    48. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real name policy has been quietly lifted (or at least much relaxed) earlier this year. There was, what seemed to be a deliberate obfuscation of the fact that they are not enforcing the real-names anymore. It's actually a despicable two-faced stance from google (that Vic Gundhotra is a sneaky old bastard... a microsofty at heart who's been given a free rein at google for some reason).

      But anyway, here's the announcement of the policy change
      https://plus.google.com/103389452828130864950/posts/YJbzDptWGQt

        The problem is, you have to read the whole thread and somewhat between the lines to really get the idea that pseudonyms are ok. In particular, the following snippet from one of the comments by Yonatan Zunger (who is a google engineer who announced this policy change officially)

      "
        5. Name-shaped pseudonyms should Just Work. Pseudonyms which don't look like a name in any culture are going to be the hard case. These do seem to be genuinely rare -- most people who use handles use them in addition to names, and most people who use pseudonyms use ones which look like names. That doesn't mean that they aren't important, just that from a prioritization perspective we wanted to help the most people first. What we need to develop is some way for people to emerge non-name-shaped pseudonyms on the service, but that's a harder problem
      "

        So yes, completely made up pseudonyms are ok as long as they are "name-shaped". And you have to read that thread to understand what they mean by "name-shaped".

        Basically... google is handling this issue in an underhanded... sneaky way. There seems to be considerable internal dissent over this policy (there were public blog postings by google engineers who quit over this issue). And some of this charade seems to be as much about appeasing internal dissenters and quieting the issue without really creating a genuinely open social network.

    49. Re:nope by rioki · · Score: 1

      Except there is no such thing as group email.

      Ok that might be overkill for this, but you are wrong here. That is what mailing lists are for. Now if there where an easy way to form and disband mailing lists. Hmmm I have an idea here...

    50. Re:nope by grumbel · · Score: 1

      Ok that might be overkill for this, but you are wrong here.

      Even a mailing list doesn't fix the issue. People do get the new mail when they join the conversation on a mailing list, but they still don't get the old one. To fix that you have add a mailing list archive into the mix, and when when you do, you are essentially leaving email and your email reader behind and switch to HTML and your browser, as mail archives rarely work via SMTP and if they do, only via extremely obscure mailing list specific commands, not via something nicely integrated into your mail reader. There are of course numerous other problems with mailing lists: The whole Reply-To stuff is a mess, some mailing lists enforce it others not, thus it becomes easy to hit the wrong reply button and accidentally leaving the mailing list. Mailing list, when open to the public, also have the issue that they don't have a clear indication if a message was send by a member or by a non-member, thus if you want to make sure people actually read your reply you have to CC everything around and hope that they actually reply to the mailing list, not to you directly.

      The whole problem is essentially that conversations need some persistence and email doesn't provide any of that. To bad that Google killed Wave, that might have been a nice solution to have most of the features of social networks without being a social network.

    51. Re:nope by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that I simply create mailing lists for every group that I want to communicate with? So, a mailing list for my family, a mailing list for people I knew from high school, one for "everyone I knew at Sue's party last Friday" so that I can share pictures with them, etc.? And when someone from the list wants to add or remove someone else to the discussion, what happens? When they want to see who got the message? Do I have to set up a web UI too? When does this simply become your own personal mini-social networking site/system?

    52. Re:nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " I know some people like you and, quite honestly, I tend to simply not invite them to do meatspace stuff half the time. It's too much effort."

      You sound like the kind of "friend" that smart people who pick their friends
      carefully can do without very nicely.

      You also sound like an arrogant self-important piece of shit.

      Actually, he sounds quite a lot like that shit-squirt marketing 'professional' from Ocean Marketing. You know, the one who gets hard-ons about big contacts and 'networking' lists, and likes to pretend he's a big boy that should be let out from under his mommas skirt...
       
      ...Paul? Paul, is that really you? Is 'Overzeetop' the name of your latest synergistic, affluence-monetization and trend-brandinization brainstorm?

    53. Re:nope by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      "Staying in touch quickly facebook and + are *horrible* ways to do it. Email, IM, and the phone are much quicker ways to get in touch with someone."

      You're right. But FB and G+ are great ways to communicate casual information to lots of people at once. If you and I are going to have a beer, I'll email or - more likely - call you. If I'm headed out to go hike the cascades, I'll send out a FB post, and whomever is free will show up.

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    54. Re:nope by grumbel · · Score: 1

      The real name policy has been quietly lifted (or at least much relaxed) earlier this year.

      It has not, the real name policy is still in place and my fake profile got just suspended this week after lasting for quite a few month. Only thing that seems to have changes is that they now offer you to edit your name easily.

  2. Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Simple as that.

    I'm not joining. You won't monetize or profile me. If that means I quit sharing certain things with social junkies, then so be it.

    I'm not your datapoint and I never will be.

    1. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree. If people want to share photos or whatever, upload them to a public directory on Skydrive, Box, Dropbox or your own site so everybody can see them. I won't join any social network because someone wants to be inconsiderate.

    2. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever vote or make a comment on /.? You're a datapoint. Get over it.

    3. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not your datapoint and I never will be.

      Says who? You? Since when were you the law?

      You are valuable data whether you want to be or not.
      This includes mail records of you acceptability for certain mail by coalitions (such as vouchers, sports mailing list previews, spam and various other things), insurance, medical, hell, even in some cases "threat level" if you ever hit any flags.

      Somebody can sit there on the side of a road, recording you and thousands of others going past in cars, recording said information without your permission.
      Want to know why? Because you are on public property.
      Despite what you (and many others sadly) think, the internet is public property if it contains 3rd party access. Unless that site is fully-contained within its own domain, you are free to be recorded, marked and scrutinized by whatever, whenever.
      As long as that information isn't published to others directly, they are free to manipulate it for whatever nefarious purposes.
      Google, nor do most of the hundreds of other advertising agencies, directly identify people in ad networking systems.

      So, please, don't worry your head over it. Government-mandated records contain far more information on you than Google could ever hope to get from you.
      From your dental health to your shoe-buying habits.
      Everyone always calls Britain the Big Brother country, the Police-State. Most governments record these things. Some far more, some far less.
      The UK barely even has any CCTV, actually. And most of them in those stupid reports were PRIVATE cameras. The silly thing was making it out like there was a camera in every street corner or something... hilarious if you ask me.

      If you are really that paranoid over Google, god forbid you could get access to all your records. Stacks upon stacks of folders on everyone, still recorded on paper in the unlikely event that our entire electrical infrastructures fail and we lose everything. (not sure why "Steve McRobertson bought a candied Apple, milk and bacon in 1978" would be useful for any long-term reasons")
      You might as well just fake your death and go live in some random forest, the forests don't care about stalking you. Unless it is those damned forests in horror stories who want to gobble up little children. WHY

    4. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by wanzeo · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is, ever since G+ came onto the horizon, I have been a more active user of Facebook.

      It's better to be half assimilated by two, than completely assimilated by one.

    5. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You already are a data point. You've no idea how sophisticated the software that monitors what you do has gotten. I was recently involved in an integration with some of this sort of software on a site that gets a couple of million hits a day. It's amazing what they can do. If you go to a website, they will, regardless of your desires, browser settings, even proxies, know exactly what you do while there, and if you come back. They then share all this with other companies to build a profile of you. The simple fact that you say you don't want to be tracked ironically gives them an excuse to track you. They have to log your desire to not be tracked right? Then the store all your website activity by other methods, like IP Address, browser, OS, and a hundred other data points.... which builds a profile of you, without building a profile of you. They can claim this is just standard logging for security. Then, if you ever enter your email address or phone number on the site, they make the convenient assumption that you've changed your mind about your privacy. And here's the kicker, they don't just assume you've changed your mind going forward, they assume you've change your mind about the past to! So they drag up all your past traffic and attach it to your email address. Everything you do on the web is tracked and logged in excruciating detail by marketing departments all over the world. So far we're lucky that the government hasn't gotten access to this data yet, but it's only a matter of time.

    6. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Goaway · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And then you get angry at them when they provide you with a way to AVOID giving them information?

    7. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by kent_eh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are valuable data whether you want to be or not.

      I am intentionally an inaccurate datapoint.

      I know I can't control that a lot of information is being collected without my knowledge or consent.
      So whenever I do get a choice, I'll provide information that is either inaccurate, ambiguous, or flat out contradictory to what is already known about me.

      The more polluted their databases are, the less valuable it is to them, and thus the less influence they have over my life.
      At least that's my hypothesis.

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    8. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad you and everyone else not already not in social networks have already joined.

      Why?

      Have you seen MyLife.com? Even non-members have a minimal profile about them from the public records that have been scraped. Just don't claim the profile to confirm it's yours, but you do have a profile, however accurate or inaccurate.

      What makes you think Google+ won't do the same thing? They own one of the largest advertisers out there meaning Doubleclick and then have added to their own aggressive data collection and advertising methods to that.

      Furthermore, social networking including but not limited to Facebook, Linkedn, Google+, MyLife, Memory Lane, etc. are all about using the user data for targeted advertising. Didn't anyone notice the silent changes to LinkedIn? Facebook style social advertising enabled by default. Allowing LinkedIn to track views of other pages with LinkedIn content by default. Allowing LinkedIn to personalize ads. Facebook did a lot of that first, and LinkedIn with no originality just had to copy that.

      You name the social network company, the strategy is basically the same. User data, for sale to advertisers, with a limited amount of value added features to keep the user logging in.

      So what about the secondary "benefits" such as viewing photos, keeping in touch and such? To me they are way overrated, because real friends can send those via cellphones, e-mail, or heck even postal mail as well. If someone needs a social network to keep in touch, to broadcast their data and a subset of their friends' data to advertisers, what does that about the reliability and trustworthiness of that individual? At the minimum, they've sold out the names and profile URLs to the advertisers.

      Just wait until any of those social networking entities changes a private or unsearchable profile to searchable, because of some "bug" or "oversight" with a feature upgrade. It's going to happen, it's a matter of when not if.

      Also keep this in mind specific to Google: Google Groups already silently unremoved a considerable number of previously removed posts in the newest version of Groups so that even if they aren't accessible, they are searchable and the snippet appears. Remember? Those once removed in Deja News. Those one removed by sending personal information and a sworn statement that was electronically signed. Check your old posts you may have removed, and are they still searchable in new Groups even if they don't show up when accessed? That means there is already cause to believe the unsearchable ghost profile will sooner or later be searchable.

    9. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point is that we shouldn't have to avoid giving them information, let alone be provided with a way to avoid giving them information. They should not be gathering this information in the first place without our explicit permission and agreement before they start.

    10. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And then you get angry at them when they provide you with a way to AVOID giving them information?

      Sure, you can visit and go inside a crack-house without buying, possessing, or using crack cocaine.

      But why the hell would you?

      No anger is necessary, just reason. There's nothing there that appeals to me. I fulfill my social needs through friends and family in meatspace. There's not a thing Facebook or G+ can offer me. Being able to use the service without giving personal info does not mean there is suddenly anything there that I need or want.

      Here's what you are doing now. Imagine there is a store that sells nothing I want to buy. Imagine also that there is no one inside the store I wish to talk to. In light of this, I decide not to visit the store. Instead, I go someplace that better suits me. You conclude I must be angry at the store. That's just ridiculous.

    11. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm the AC who started this thread.

      My browsing goes over a very sanitized Tor. No ads, no trackers, nothing. RequestPolicy kills any attempt to inject third party crap. I manually whitelist only necessary cookies and NONE last after the browser is closed, which happens often. No plugins, nothing.

      Only my friends and my bank have my real email address which is on a VPS I manage and control. Everything else is throwaway. Almost all of my outbound email is OpenPGP encrypted.

      I don't buy things online with my government issued identity. If I need to engage in ecommerce, I buy an anonymous throwaway debit Visa card and make up a name.

      I don't register for $RANDOM_WEBSITE.

      My phone is a prepaid on no contract and not in my name.

      They aren't profiling me. There is nothing to track and profile. I've deliberately poisoned their attempts while staying hidden in the crowd.

      I'm not a consumer. If that means I miss out on some cheap thrills and have to go through some extra work, then so be it.

      I have nothing really interesting to hide, but I'll be damned if I give them the satisfaction and income of having me under their thumb.

    12. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Grygus · · Score: 2

      Then what's the problem with joining FaceBook? They would gather nothing useful and you would gain access to whatever is there.

      Just seems like you went to all the trouble to invent an invisibility cloak, then refuse to go outside with it.

    13. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am intentionally an inaccurate datapoint.

      I know I can't control that a lot of information is being collected without my knowledge or consent.
      So whenever I do get a choice, I'll provide information that is either inaccurate, ambiguous, or flat out contradictory to what is already known about me.

      The more polluted their databases are, the less valuable it is to them, and thus the less influence they have over my life.

      At least that's my hypothesis.

      Sorry to tell you this - but it's not working, Mr. James Harrison of Baltimore, Maryland.

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    14. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I permabanned Google+ when Vic Gundotra decided to ignore users and be an asshole with his stupid Real Names policy. Other products followed when I realized what a bunch of privacy invading creeps those Google assholes are.

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    15. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do go "outside" - I am here aren't I?

      What you propose - using facebook - is like ripping a hole in my invisibility cloak.

      This isn't about not being tracked online. This is about not letting my online actions connect to my real person. At a minimum, using facebook would connect my real person to any "friends" on facebook.

    16. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      And then you get angry at them when they provide you with a way to AVOID giving them information?

      Avoid my ass.

      This isn't about avoiding giving google more information, it's about another way for google to get more information about you.

      Consider the two scenarios here:

      1) Refuses to use google+ - google gets the email address the "invitation" went to and nothing else.

      2) Uses one of these phatom accounts - google gets your IP address, your browser fingerprint probably drops a cookie on your browser and they get your link to the friend who "invited" you, and can link that with any other friend whose "invitation" you also responded to and any that ip/cookie/fingerprint links to any google searches you may have done

      #2 is vastly more information than #1

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    17. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      I had a FaceBook account, but started seeing the writing on the wall - the stalking that you see, the targeted ads, the government getting involved, etc - bailed out with 5 minutes notice to my friends. Pretty much said, if you have my email address, you're important, if not, you've got 5 minutes for me to think about giving it to you. *poof* - done.

      That was 2 years ago and I haven't looked back. I don't belong to any of those sites now and I won't do so later either. I actually go so far as to block FaceBook's URL on my local firewall so I don't even have to see that crap. I would block it from the entire house, but my wife does log in about once every 4 months to check up on old friends.

    18. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So far we're lucky that the government hasn't gotten access to this data yet, but it's only a matter of time.

      That's cute. You almost had me there for a minute.

      Government data pilfering aside, as the end user, and someone who doesn't have either a G+ or FB account, I'm still not seeing the benefit here. If I wanted to use those services, I would. Simple fact is, I don't.

    19. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Slashdot doesn't tie votes with user accounts or comments with real names, no entity can harvest it to get information that you didn't intend to share with parties that you didn't intend to. The Chinese government can't get this information by hacking Slashdot nor the USA one can request it by force, there is no comparison, you are a troll.

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    20. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      1. what is isn't necessarily what should be, which is the implied debate here.

      2. there are limits to what you can do to someone on public (or your own) property. you cannot rape them for instance, or murder them, or steal from them. the issue is over whether personal info is personal property.

      3. the data points by themselves may be innocuous, but together, or possibly with enough timeshift and cultural evolution, they could very well become so.

    21. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thinking, color-blind Kent from Winnipeg - now if only you would use that hypothesis on the rest of the internet. Would you like me to go further?

    22. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by NekSnappa · · Score: 2

      Maybe the thing that should be pulled from an arse is your head.

      It was a joke, which either you didn't get it, or your the troll.

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    23. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      Is that my first, middle or last name?
      Or is my favourite comic character's real name?
      Or maybe the area of England where one of my ancestors came from?

      And, yes Mr anonymous (or are you) I do use this username in other places (other recreational spaces only), but none have my real name attached to them. Nor anything that relates to my family or my profession.

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    24. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody can sit there on the side of a road, recording you and thousands of others going past in cars, recording said information without your permission.
      Want to know why? Because you are on public property.

      Here in Germany, it's illegal to record such information with a camera on public property. If your security camera that records images of your private property is also recording public space, you have to physically limit its field of view until it doesn't.

    25. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you'd better pull that plug out of the back of your modem/router and remove yourself from the Internet altogether.

      If you're simply _on_ the internet, you *will* be profiled, monetized, tracked, assimilated. In today's internet world where only a few mega-corps run the whole show, it's inevitable.

    26. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      I think the point is that we shouldn't have to avoid giving them information, let alone be provided with a way to avoid giving them information.

      Wait, what?

      Google+ is strictly optional. You don't have to sign up for it to begin with. This system is a way to allow people who have not signed up to continue to interact with those who did.

      You're asking for opt-in. It already is opt-in!

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    27. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Governments are still entities elected and funded by the people so they still have to answer what they do with that data collected.

      Private entities like google and facebook don't have to answer to the same rules so it is more dangerous to have that information collected and controlled by them.

    28. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if you accept no cookies you are still uniquely identifiable by your browser fingerprint just from HTTP headers, so you are not really buying anything against a determined adversary.

    29. Re:Go to hell, Borg overlords by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Anti-privacy jokes amuse me not.

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  3. Uh... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Remind me again why I want to participate in social networking?

    This is the biggest / most ridiculous case of "because it's there" in the history of our species.

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    1. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Remind me again why I want to participate in social networking?

      This is the biggest / most ridiculous case of "because it's there" in the history of our species.

      Because you suck at talking with people in real life, which is why you're instead posting to strangers on the internet.

    2. Re:Uh... by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remind me again why I want to participate in social networking?

      Convenience?

      It's much easier to just go to facebook when I need to contact someone rather than keep their information up-to-date in at least one address book.

      It's much easier to post a baby announcement on facebook than to send out individual emails.

      Casual multiplayer games are much more fun when your friends are the opponents (e.g. Words with Friends).

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    3. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've been (and deep-down still am) one of these anti-social-network types. Sadly, I felt that I had no other choice but to create a Facebook profile after friends and family started using it to discuss plans and all sorts of stuff, and I kept being the last person to find out about, well... everything. I still get a sickening feeling from how basically such a large part of my social life now takes place on a for-profit company's website whose apparent clients are advertisers and I am the product it is offering, but it was litterally becoming a choice between being a social outcast or joining Facebook.. sigh. :|

    4. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah and it's even easier, more enriching and more personal for me to just IM or phone someone.

      e-mail lists are easy to setup for making announcements, but even then I will take the time to contact my friends and family members individually because it is more personal, I actually care about them enough to do so and the event is important enough to warrant it. This also allows real discussions to take place instead of a jumbled thread of one word replies. What you are doing is the equivalent of using form letters to write to friends and family.

      You sound like those people who go out to bars or clubs and only want to hang out with your circle of friends. I never understood why people do this since those are supposed to be social places. Whenever I go out, whether with friends or alone, I always meet new people instead of just sticking to the group or wall. With that in mind, if you only want to play public games with people you know, you're not being very social, now are you?

      It seems most people on social networks don't care so much about building relationships with others, they care more about saying "Look at me and look at what I did."

    5. Re:Uh... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Remind me again why I want to participate in social networking?

      Because it's much better to make one company the complete arbiter of all of your interpersonal communication than to give lots of competing companies a small and replaceable slice of it. No, I don't understand it either.

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    6. Re:Uh... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "It's much easier to just go to facebook when I need to contact someone..."

      Click email icon, click desired recipient, type email, click send. Rough stuff.

      "It's much easier to post a baby announcement on facebook than to send out individual emails."

      Group email. You know, take the time you did with FB and include those you want in the group. No difference.

      "Casual multiplayer games..."

      You have me there. No interest in Farmville whatsoever.

      Everyone keeps listing reasons *THEY* like FB and then projects those as reasons *OTHERS* should. Then they act as if it's somehow the others failure to desire the same trinkets.

      Erm, no. It's a personal thing. It's also a personal thing to drop a friendship because you can't click an alternate icon.

    7. Re:Uh... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Click email icon, click desired recipient, type email, click send. Rough stuff.

      Assuming your friends still look at their personal email accounts. I know some people who only check theirs once every couple of weeks, if they remember. Facebook seems to have taken over.

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    8. Re:Uh... by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      Group email. You know, take the time you did with FB and include those you want in the group. No difference.

      Big difference: you don't have to know the details for everyone in the group. It's enough that at least one member of the group knows the details, but it doesn't have to be you. And different people can know the names of different people, and invite them to the group.

      Due to this I'm now effortlessly chatting with my gaming clan from 2004, which split up many years ago, and I only recalled the name of one of them.

      Can it be done via email and such? Yes. But I must say Facebook makes it a lot easier and more convenient in this case.

    9. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big difference: you don't have to know the details for everyone in the group. It's enough that at least one member of the group knows the details, but it doesn't have to be you. And different people can know the names of different people, and invite them to the group.

      Has it occurred to you that I may not want to be friends with all of my friend's friends?

      Due to this I'm now effortlessly chatting with my gaming clan from 2004, which split up many years ago, and I only recalled the name of one of them.

      Good for you. For me, if someone is in my past they are there for a very good reason. I don't lose touch with people I care about.

    10. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...it was litterally becoming a choice between being a social outcast or joining Facebook.."

      That is by a wide margin the most pathetic thing I have read on the internet, since the days of the first BBS and 2800
      modems.

    11. Re:Uh... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if it was 100 years ago, you'd be forced to get a phone if you didn't want to become a social outcast, too. The reason for the uptake of all this tech is really simple: it makes communication more convenient. No, really, it does, and people who keep suggesting "group email" etc just don't get it - it's like saying that you shouldn't be using a text processor because doing so only indicates that you're too lazy to learn how to type with a typewriter.

      The problem with this round is that the tech comes with considerable strings attached. In theory, phone calls are also data-minable, it's just that we didn't have the capability to do so efficiently back then. Today, we have that, and we don't even need it that advanced any more because the (mostly text + some images) social networking communications are trivial to extract useful information from. So it gets done. Many geeks are rightly worried about that - but they make for an insignificant minority, and most people really don't care if their personal information ends up in a database somewhere; all they care is for that information to not come out and embarrass them (and they will be very mad if and when it does - but not until then).

    12. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook provides a very valuable service on the internet, just like Wikipedia. The difference is that Facebook is a private for-profit company and as you pointed out, supported by advertisers who have every interest to disregard your privacy. IMO the internet community dropped the ball on this one. They did a great thing with Wikipedia and they should have implemented a similar community-based, open-source social networking service, but they didn't. So Facebook filled the gap and took control of the market, privacy be damned.

    13. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not the AC you responded to but for me it isn't the technology that I don't like, it's the tendency for people on social networks to group their friends and family together as a single entity. It is cold, impersonal and shows a level of disregard for the individuals. In the same way that I would buy birthday presents that I specifically thought about and chose for each important person in my life instead of simply writing out checks, I maintain personal contact with them and I want them to do the same for me. Real relationships need care and, yes, effort.

      I am not against people who use social networks, so if someone I care about wants to use one for their own enjoyment and prefers that I contact them through that service, I will do so. If that person cares equally about me, then they will also contact me through my communication method of choice. It all boils down to us being actual, personal friends with mutual respect and not just part of an audience for each other.

    14. Re:Uh... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I am not the AC you responded to but for me it isn't the technology that I don't like, it's the tendency for people on social networks to group their friends and family together as a single entity. It is cold, impersonal and shows a level of disregard for the individuals. In the same way that I would buy birthday presents that I specifically thought about and chose for each important person in my life instead of simply writing out checks, I maintain personal contact with them and I want them to do the same for me. Real relationships need care and, yes, effort.

      Social networking and personal relationships are not mutually exclusive. There are many things you'd want to discuss face to face, and many times you'd want to meet in person. There are equally many things where the broadcasting model works best. Social networks enable the latter in a very convenient way.

      Also, I don't get "group friends and family together". I don't use Facebook much, but on G+, that's precisely why it has circles (and why I heavily use them) - it lets me broadcast things specifically to the group of people that I know is interested in them.

      I am not against people who use social networks, so if someone I care about wants to use one for their own enjoyment and prefers that I contact them through that service, I will do so. If that person cares equally about me, then they will also contact me through my communication method of choice. It all boils down to us being actual, personal friends with mutual respect and not just part of an audience for each other.

      You shouldn't think about this in the context of "contact me about something" - it's not a replacement for that, it's a supplement. To give a simple example, one guy in a group of friends suddenly decides that it might be a good idea to meet up. Calling up all his friends on the spur of the moment is likely too much of a hassle until he doesn't have a good idea of what he actually wants, but broadcasting it in his social networking circles is perfectly fine, and let others jump in and discuss things like when they have time to meet, what they'd like to do, how to organize it etc. Again, this would all be comparatively tedious to do over the phone or even on email.

      Now, yes, if you're also his friend - he'll probably email or call you and invite you to join. But it'll happen after all that initial spur-of-the-moment discussion has already taken place, and so you didn't have any input in that. This is the kind of thing you're missing. If you don't actually care, you are of course welcome to it - just understand that it is a useful tool that does serve a purpose for other people.

    15. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same AC here.

      You're right, unfortunately I think that you are the kind of person in the minority on social networking sites. Personally if I want to organise something, I will contact a few people and have them help me propagate the information on to others. I really don't feel all that excited if I read a mass posting in the same way as I do when someone contacts me to personally invite me to something and I think many people feel the same way. There is something special to that human touch.

      If it works for you, then that is fine. Most of my friends aren't real big social networking types, but for the few who are they are probably a lot like you and would know to contact me directly.

    16. Re:Uh... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Click email icon, click desired recipient, type email, click send. Rough stuff.

      Get bounce because you have an old address - or worse, send to an old address that they don't check anymore and have a silent failure.

      Group email. You know, take the time you did with FB and include those you want in the group. No difference.

      What? Update status with baby and birth weight - optionally include picture vs. sort through my entire address list? Yeah, that's the same.

      You have me there. No interest in Farmville whatsoever.

      Me neither, which is why I used a "Scrabble" clone as an example.

      Everyone keeps listing reasons *THEY* like FB and then projects those as reasons *OTHERS* should. Then they act as if it's somehow the others failure to desire the same trinkets.

      This goes both ways - the Facebook avoiders try to make you feel like an idiot for using it.

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    17. Re:Uh... by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      Yeah and it's even easier, more enriching and more personal for me to just IM or phone someone.

      Good for you! I wish I had either that much time or that few people that I cared about. Facebook lets me keep tabs on people that I genuinely care about, but otherwise would be lucky to keep up with more than a few times a year. This is especially true of people who work outside the country now, where the time difference makes it hard to stay in touch. Also, since having kids my minutes usage has gone way down!

      e-mail lists are easy to setup for making announcements, but even then I will take the time to contact my friends and family members individually because it is more personal, I actually care about them enough to do so and the event is important enough to warrant it.

      Yes, when my son was born, I sent emails to close friends and family - but also posted it on Facebook. My daughter was born pre-Facebook, and so my email list was much longer. It surprised me greatly how many bounces I got and how many people I forgot.

      With that in mind, if you only want to play public games with people you know, you're not being very social, now are you?

      Hey, different strokes - we can't all be social clubbing butterflies. I think playing Scrabble with a friend whom I have a rivalry with is more fun than a stranger - but I'll play with a stranger in a pinch.

      It seems most people on social networks don't care so much about building relationships with others, they care more about saying "Look at me and look at what I did."

      They definitely dominate the content, but "most people" on social networks seem to be wallflowers. The hardcore facebookers seem to post several times a day. I tend to share really interesting/funny thing that I come across that I would have email forwarded in the past, or I post an occasional life event. But maybe a few times a month tops. I have "friends" on there that I haven't seen since high school, and they post every bowel movement. C'est la vie.

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    18. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if it was 100 years ago, you'd be forced to get a phone if you didn't want to become a social outcast, too.

      Uh, no. My father was born 103 years ago (you can guess I'm no youngster myself), and he told me how it worked when you were poor in a New York City tenement. Most buildings had a convenient payphone that accepted incoming calls. When it rang, if some kid was passing by, they'd answer the phone, and the caller would ask for so-and-so in apartment whatever. The kid would go and knock on that person's door to tell them there was a call. Usually, they'd make a penny tip for their effort.

      You kids have no idea ... :)

  4. Finally! by Georules · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will be HUGE! We all already knew that G+ was a ghost town. Suddenly, G+ will have TONS of active ghost members.

    Didn't get enough people at the party? Code them into the system instead. Oh, and patent it.

    1. Re:Finally! by RamenJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's good to know that after I went to the trouble of deleting my G+ profile because it's a barren wasteland, Google will just go to the trouble of making me a new one. THANKS GOOGLE. Any I still question why I've been slowly migrating everything off of their services after years of Fanboying over them.

  5. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did google just put a patented on getting around the real-name policy?

  6. Dear Google... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't miss out on anything, thank you very much.

  7. Yes, please, force me to be social by Nyder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, force people who do NOT want to be social to be social, that is a great way to get product support.

    Stupid fucking gits.

    If that shit worked, I'd be religious.

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    1. Re:Yes, please, force me to be social by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that shit worked, I'd be religious.

      Unfortunately, there's a pretty good chance you already go to their church.

    2. Re:Yes, please, force me to be social by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't think you get it. This is made exactly for you, in a way you will like it. Someone shares their photos with you and you want to see them without joining any social network and giving your info away. Tada, that's what this ghost profile is for. Google will let you see the photos and not need you to join.

    3. Re:Yes, please, force me to be social by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, force people who do NOT want to be social to be social

      Please can we not conflate not wanting to be part of a massive centralised communications system controlled and monitored by a single unaccountable entity with not wanting to be social?

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    4. Re:Yes, please, force me to be social by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "I don't think you get it. This is made exactly for you, in a way you will like it."

      We get it. You don't. Or you're trolling. Don't include me in your fake social networks - period.

      And, dude/dudette - don't use advertising copy. It flags you as a troll immediately.

      "Someone shares their photos with you..."

      Then send me the pic. or upload it to a public site and try not to bullshit me about these profiles being safe.

      PS: Ffuck you on your mind-reading capabilities.

    5. Re:Yes, please, force me to be social by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      I'll bite. He's not religious. What church? If that was meant to be obtusely sly, it's too much so.

    6. Re:Yes, please, force me to be social by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      If that shit worked, I'd be religious.

      Heh. You are.

      Well, you're Mormon anyway, eventually.

      Cheer up, you're in good company. Hitler's Mormon, too, and he plays a mean game of Canasta in Heaven :)

  8. Marketers by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 2

    As soon as the marketers get bored of abusing G+ for SEO purposes, it's going to die a quick death.

    Other than the RSS feed posts, it's dead air anyway.

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    1. Re:Marketers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RSS feed type posts from Ars Technica, LifeHacker, etc. are actually sort of helpful. I find that it isn't dead air. I see (and respond to) posts from several friends. I put my own posts there too. We share pictures, posts (today some friends were sharing thoughts on a couple of movies), and other things. It is only dead air if you make it dead air. Circle the right people and it is fine. I haven't yet seen one of those "copy and paste this for your status update" idiotic things yet. Get a couple of friends using it - for example introduce them to "Google Instant" where photos taken from your phone automatically upload (in an unshared state - only you can access them) and they may stay for the other features. I find Google Instant very helpful. I can be down in the lab at work and take a picture of a screen (typically while booted to an OS that doesn't do screen grabs) and not have to go back upstairs to my desk and grab a USB cable. The photos are uploaded automatically and I can do basic crop, size, color balance adjustments right in Google+ and then snip the photo from there for documentation. Again, only a ghost town or dead air if you choose to make it that way. Circle a bunch of people who won't sign up (email only)? Dead air. Circle interesting people who use G+ a lot + a few friends who use it? Very interesting and definitely NOT dead air.

    2. Re:Marketers by Ash-Fox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As soon as the marketers get bored of abusing G+ for SEO purposes, it's going to die a quick death.

      Can you give us a prediction when MySpace is going to die a quick death?

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    3. Re:Marketers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6 years ago....

    4. Re:Marketers by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
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  9. Re:centralization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its part of the urge to centralise.

      When we are presented with more distributed services such as email, setting up your own wordpress installation, or IRC server, everyone gives there entire online existence to google, twitter & facebook.

    This is better because we are putting more, bigger eggs in the worlds largest basket, which doesn't have keep eggs safe on its agenda

  10. Why claims rejected by CrowdedBrainzzzsand9 · · Score: 1

    Claim 1: the social network of Fig. 1 whereby 'Facebook' is now 'Google+'.

    Rejected: obviousness

    Claim 2: the social photography network of Fig. 2 whereby 'Facebook' is now 'Google+".

    Rejected: obviousness

    Claim 3: the ghost profile of Fig. 3 whereby social misfits refuse to join Google+.

    Rejected: because it's evil.

  11. Social Networking in General ... by jabberwock · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... has done just an excellent job in separating out, among all my friends and acquaintances, those who want me to spend my life looking at their photographs or mouse-clicking through Zynga games. And it largely segregates them.

    Works for me.

    1. Re:Social Networking in General ... by cardpuncher · · Score: 0

      Indeed. They're really neediness networks designed for people who measure their self-worth in terms of the number of "friends" they are able to amass and then conveniently treat as a uniform herd of acolytes, agog to receive carefully-edited snippets of their alleged triumphs indiscrminately broadcast.

      It's a lot easier to tell someone you've barely met, but wants to co-opt you, that you don't have an account than explain that you'd rather slit your wrists than bathe in the shit torrent pouring from their "social" orifice.

      This move isn't designed to "convert anti-social-networking types", it's designed to increase the social pressure to conform with Google's masterplan. If the riposte to "I don't have an account" is "I can just set up a ghost account on your behalf", your only resort is to tell the absolute truth (something we generally try to avoid in truly social situations) or give in and get monetized.

    2. Re:Social Networking in General ... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "... your only resort is to tell the absolute truth (something we generally try to avoid in truly social situations) ..."

      Don't avoid it. Bask in it. Doing so up front will eliminate the nasty scene where you finally *have* to because they won't take no for an answer.

  12. When will the Damn Real Name Meme Die? by fast+turtle · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've been on G+ since it was incepted when the damn Meme about a real name started. Guess what. Google has never required a Real Name for it as long as you have a valid Log-In for their services. Those who only used GDocs/Gmail were fine. Even iGoogle (start page), Picasa or Google Groups worked if you had a log-in. The only service that has ever required a Real Name was Orkut due Brazil and the South American Problems. For EU/US/Asia, Orkut has been a non-starter as it's never been pushed for us to use it due to Picasa.

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    1. Re:When will the Damn Real Name Meme Die? by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've also been on G+ since it got started, and although i have managed to slip under the radar, several friends and people i know got nailed by the real name policy. Their algorithm for detecting "fake" names is crap, but the shit you have to deal with if you get targeted is real.

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    2. Re:When will the Damn Real Name Meme Die? by subsoniq · · Score: 2

      They revoked their real name policy a couple of months ago, you can use any name you want now.

    3. Re:When will the Damn Real Name Meme Die? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to people like Skud or GrrlScientist who had their accounts suspended.

      Nice try, Google fanboi.

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    4. Re:When will the Damn Real Name Meme Die? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No they did not. What they did was revoke the requirement to share your real name with everybody else on google+. They still require it internally, they just let you use one or more fake names for interacting with other people. That's only a marginal improvement because the database is still just as much a risk to your security.

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    5. Re:When will the Damn Real Name Meme Die? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I'd be amazed if Google didn't know your real name by now anyway. I'm surprised it doesn't suggest it when you sign up for G+.

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  13. makes sense but patent? by 4wdloop · · Score: 1

    Smells again like the "single click" patent... However this is "grandparents" problem. I enjoy easy (lazy) Picassa album management but have parents that are not fb/g+/etc users and who want to look at pictures and rarely at my posts and never post anything... The "every person with link" distribution is good enough if I could create a group of "outsiders with emails"...

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  14. http://www.juegosgratisjuego.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but despite all google + is still a very useful tool for webmasters ...

  15. Incognito mode for social networks by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Is somewhat a need, a lot of people could be already creating alternate profiles to not "pollute" their main ones.

    The main problem i have with it is... well, a lot are already doing it (manually, without any ties to their main profile), so doesnt it count as prior art? Even slashdot's anonymous coward (and posting at it even if logged) could count as that. Well, that, and that you even having one of such ghost profiles, you are more easily traceable that having an alternate fake account.

  16. So everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it creates ghost profiles for everyone not on Google+. So everyone in the world not employed by google? Wow I'm impressed.

  17. It's only a problem because Google makes it one by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a result, users that do not want to join the social network are forced to either join with reservations or miss out on the social component, such as viewing pictures.

    Why should anyone have to join a social network to view a friend's pictures? The only way this "problem" can exist is when the owners of the social network try to force artificial restrictions on the network.

    If I post anything on Facebook - text, pictures, whatever - I can flag it as public, or I can limit access to some arbitrary group. If I want to share photos with someone who's not on Facebook, I will just mark them "public" (in practice, I tend to post my photos elsewhere; but that's beside the point). I can't imagine Google+ doesn't allow this as well - so either their network is artificially restricted in an attempt to force people into some affiliation, or else they are being disingenuous in this patent defense.

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    1. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by Jon+Howard · · Score: 2

      Google plus does in fact allow photos/albums (maybe posts? I haven't checked) marked "public" to be viewed by anyone with the url.

      Here are the first 99 photos from my trip to Death Valley last month, for example: https://plus.google.com/photos/114127672767084904209/albums/5718366559408412705

    2. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by icebraining · · Score: 4, Informative

      Duh, because people don't want to share with the public?

      This is a way to limit access to those photos while at the same time giving access to people with a G+ account: they send you a private URL with which you can authenticate yourself without registering.

    3. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by swillden · · Score: 1

      If I want to share photos with someone who's not on Facebook, I will just mark them "public"

      What if you don't want to make them public? E-mail is probably a good choice, but it's a little less convenient to share the same stuff via two mechanisms.

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    4. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Yup, as expected your link works even though I'm not signed into my Google account (and I'm not a participant in Google+, regardless).

      So they are indeed being intentionally disingenuous in their patent description - probably assuming the patent examiner won't know any better.

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    5. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      the pictures are public once you upload them.. google or whoever can choose to do this anytime...

    6. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by icebraining · · Score: 1

      No, they're not public. Having the possibility that they'll become public in the future is not the same.

      It's impossible to live life without trusting people, companies and things. Whether one should trust Google in this case is a different matter - I'm not sure I would. Not that I have to make that decision, since other things (like the real name policy) prevent me from joining anyway.

    7. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      no it's not, it's also not the point I was making. Most service agreements mandate that anything you upload becomes the property of the service provider. After that, the sky's the limit. There's a difference between trusting a few associates as you occupy a public space, and trusting a distributed database heuristic-analysis operation run by people who don't care about you, only their bottom line and/or political ambitions.

    8. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Most service agreements mandate that anything you upload becomes the property of the service provider.

      Not exactly; the copyright is still yours, they just require a extremely loose (and non-revocable) license.

      There's a difference between trusting a few associates as you occupy a public space, and trusting a distributed database heuristic-analysis operation run by people who don't care about you, only their bottom line and/or political ambitions.

      My bank is also run by people who don't care about me, yet I still trust them with my money, which if I were to lose would affect me much more than having my pictures used publicly.

      It's a question of deciding how likely is that. And frankly, I don't think it's very likely. They'd have more to lose than to win.

    9. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      your bank doesn't make it's principal income from selling your personal info to the highest bidder, though they do some of this indirectly through the big three credit monitors..(afaik), and even they are backed by FDIC and regulation (assuming the feds are trustworthy, another whole debate). 'social' media is nothing like this.. their bread and butter is finding out as much as possible and selling that to others...and if any 'lawful' (lobbied-for access) subpoena comes along, they'll happily oblige... it's not just about today because that info will be there somewhere, even if you 'delete' it, 20 years in the future, judged by current cultural values, and probably taken out of context. you're right that it's a cost/benefit ratio, but as time increases, the more info is collected, and the greater the probability that it will be used against you by someone/anyone who chooses...and the costs are often hidden and passive.. the job not gotten, the insurance rate hike, the job lost, the lease denied, the car loan rejected, the listing on secret 'no-fly' style lists..

      as far as this article is concerned, creating ghost profiles is a war of attrition on those who consciously opt out. it's not just that the info is out there somewhere, it's that it's concentrated in one place, in an easily accessible location for all to see, without their consent. The only way to fight it is to claim the profile (thus validating it 'they got you') and lock it down as much as they let you, or to sue and/or make enough noise that it costs them more to keep your profile than to delete it. who has the time for that? it's even worse if the data is isn't flattering.. if you had a messy divorce and I talked about it with a few friends in a restaurant, that's one thing, but it's quite another if I rent billboards, tv ads, and plaster posters all over town based on the gory details of obscure court documents and police reports, all arguably public info. I know google isn't the first one to do this, but those other sites are no better, and, honestly, google is probably better at it. that does concern me.

    10. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Google doesn't sell personal data, that wouldn't make any sense: some business would just buy it and resell it for less. Google sells advertising, where they can sell and resell and resell. It's in their interest to not give too much information away.

      Subpoenas are certainly possible, although unlikely for any particular user.

      as far as this article is concerned, creating ghost profiles is a war of attrition on those who consciously opt out. it's not just that the info is out there somewhere, it's that it's concentrated in one place, in an easily accessible location for all to see, without their consent. The only way to fight it is to claim the profile (thus validating it 'they got you') and lock it down as much as they let you

      I think you've misunderstood the point of these ghost profiles. The objective is to let you participate without giving your personal data. It's not easily accessible for all to see. From the patent claims:

      the ghost profile is visible to the first member and is invisible to other members of the social network.
      (...)
      generating a ghost profile for the user, the ghost profile being unsearchable

      And from the patent summary:

      The ghost profiles are not visible to other users and cannot be searched. This way the ghost profile user will be able to experience the advantages of the social network without the pressure of joining (...)

      It's only visible to the person who has shared stuff with you.

    11. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Google doesn't sell personal data, that wouldn't make any sense

      Wrong. Google does whatever the hell its CEO says it should do on the day, now and in the future. Don't make the mistake of identifying Google with its current management. Two years ago it was Eric Schmidt, now it's Larry Page, and in a few years it will be ???

      It's only visible to the person who has shared stuff with you.

      And Google. It's always visible to Google as well, since it's their hardware.

      Without strong privacy laws that *require* actual data destruction in scheduled timespans, all that data will get pawned when 1) management changes and has other ideas, 2) the company runs into financial difficulties and sells off a piece of itself which will naturally include personal data on users, 3) the data gets hacked and stolen, and then sold.

      The main difference between Google and your local mom & pop shop is that the mom & pop shop stores a small shard of data for a few customers, so when any of 1)-3) happens to them, the effect is limited to a few people and to a small amount of data per person. When 1)-3) happens to Google, the amount of data per person is substantial, and the number of people affected is large.

      It really is that simple, Google can have the greatest of intentions, yet their data hoard is a ticking timebomb. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Microsoft's approach of "one independent PC on each desk" is a lot better in the long run than Google's "all your data are belong to us".

    12. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      If I post anything on Facebook - text, pictures, whatever - I can flag it as public, or I can limit access to some arbitrary group. If I want to share photos with someone who's not on Facebook, I will just mark them "public" (in practice, I tend to post my photos elsewhere; but that's beside the point). I can't imagine Google+ doesn't allow this as well

      And indeed Google+ does allow to share photos publicly, and you *don't* need a Google+ account to view them, or to read any Public post. Don't believe me? Open an anonymous/incognito window in Chrome and visit the Public photos of Public post.

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    13. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by icebraining · · Score: 1

      People here seem to have some difficulty distinguish the possible future from the present. Google does not sell private data. It may or may not in the future.

      Yes, it is a danger, that's why I moved away from Gmail. But it's still only a possibility.

      And Brin, Page and Schmidt are not just "current management", they have stock vote control of the company.

    14. Re:It's only a problem because Google makes it one by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      People here seem to have some difficulty distinguish the possible future from the present. Google does not sell private data. It may or may not in the future.

      That's true, but not the issue. You don't warn about or start thinking about private data misuse once it's happening, you have to think about it much earlier before it's a major problem.

      Google has great engineers and many of them believe in privacy, but in this respect it's a bit like the Manhattan Project - a lot of top physicists, dedicated and decent folk working on important and challenging problems, for killing large numbers of Japanese people.

      What Google's great engineers need to invent is how to organize the world's information ephemerally, so that once it's been used for its purpose, it can't be searched or misused for a different purpose some time later. That ideal is probably closer to a distributed data store where the keys are given to millions of people rather than a centralized server farm where the keys are held by a single company.

  18. *facepalm* Who needs a patent? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

    I have a G+ profile, but I don't post that much there.

    If they'd just let me stick the RSS feeds from my blogs there, the profile just might be a little bit more useful, you know? Simple and effective. (Perhaps even integrate to Google Reader somehow. Let people see what I post. Let people see what I liked.)

    Wait, such a brilliantly obvious idea is not patentable and Facebook already bought FriendFeed. *sigh*

  19. Not So Secret Google Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Isn't this what normally a typical secret or regular police would do? Build a file on you?

    Seriously, Google. Who wants to live in this kind of world?

  20. Question by PPH · · Score: 1

    Are they patenting this to stop it?

    I read 'ghost profile' as a dummy login which cannot be traced to me on other services or in meatspace. As far as I can tell, that's been going on in numerous services for many years (so good luck with the prior art part of this). In some cases, setting up such dummy accounts requires establishing your alternate self (via the likes of throw away e-mail accounts) in a few other places. Given Google's preference for the use of real names, patenting this activity could be the first step in shutting it down on other sites, leaving users with nothing but their real selves exposed on various sites.

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    1. Re:Question by icebraining · · Score: 1

      The difference is that these profiles are not created by the user, but when someone else shares stuff with them.

  21. This Is Stupid by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    A patent to create a file? With Dummy Data in it? I think the industry may have one or two examples floating around Google for that.

  22. When will the Damn Holocaust Meme Die? by pavon · · Score: 1

    Sure the terms of service specifically state that you must use your real name in your G+ profile and there is documented evidence of Google shutting down G+ accounts due to fake names, and Google has stated in public that they will start allowing pseudonyms but only if they are already well-established. But I managed to use a fake name without getting caught so it must all be a bunch of blogosphere hype.

  23. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a really quick method of losing me as a friend:

    1 Upload a picture of me to one of the world's most privacy infringing companies (Google or Facebook).
    2 "Tag" me so the system knows which pixels are my face.
    3 Associate it with my email address.

    If you want to screw your own privacy by uploading stuff you'll regret in 20 years then be my guest but don't drag me into it. That's not cool.

  24. Hehe by Barny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    /me checks the date

    Sunday April 01, @02:58AM

    Yeah, it's already begun.

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    1. Re:Hehe by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Sorry, dude, but the linked patent was filed on September 27, 2011.

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    2. Re:Hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though the patent was filed earlier, the article is still a good early April Fools joke.

    3. Re:Hehe by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Ugh I forgot all about that shit.
      EVERY FUCKING year, it's such a stupid holiday, seriously - when you hit your 30's years fly by like months do when you're younger.

      This holiday is funny about once every 5 years, do we need to do this stupid shit EVERY goddamned year?

  25. A matter of perspective. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

    A problem arises when users of social networks are friends with people that are opposed to social networks. The second group misses out on an important social component. [emphasis mine]

    Asserting that there is "a problem" or that non-members are "missing out" assumes your reference frame is the preferred -- and that's the real problem. In addition, while I'll agree that Facebook/Google+ may offer some sort of "social component", their importance is questionable. More to the point, I'd argue that they distract from real, live, more personal social interactions. Lastly, I find patent quote to be a little condescending to us "non-believers".

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  26. Hmmm... already exists by Petronius · · Score: 0

    it's called a Facebook account. Wake up, Google!

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  27. Exclude anonymous sharing; create ghost users by mounthood · · Score: 1

    Ghost users will solve the problem of unregistered users not being able to participate ... because G+ doesn't let unregistered users participate? Seems to me they had the same problem with Google Docs -- unregistered users couldn't see or edit a spreadsheet -- but they resolved that by making 'sharing' options.

    This codifies the fact that Google (and Facebook, et al.) create a "profile" for every visit to their websites/services, and they don't know the names to go with those profiles.

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  28. This is Neccessary by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    Because Social Networking is the pinnicle of human existence. There's really no other reason to exsist, and non-believers must be dragged, kicking and screaming if needed, into the fold.

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  29. fuckers by Tom · · Score: 1

    users of social networks are friends with people that are opposed to social networks. The second group misses out on an important social component.

    Time to delete my G+ profile. Seriously, how fucked up is this kind of thinking?

    People who are ignorant of social networks may be "missing out" on something.
    People who are opposed to social networks are not "missing out", they have opted out. They know what they are missing and have decided that they are better off without.

    This is such a fucked-up mindset they are displaying, I don't even know any appropriate english words. It's just hostile to treat people who have intentionally decided against your product as if they were ignorant stupid little children who need to be helped along.

    No, they don't. Maybe you think your product is the best thing since sliced bread, but that doesn't mean you are right nor that everyone who disagrees is an idiot.

    Now excuse me, I need to find the "delete my profile and all its data" on Google Plus. Any bets that it will be either missing or carefully hidden?

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    1. Re:fuckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I just did the same thing.
      Click on your +UserName. Goto account settings. Scroll to bottom: Remove google+

    2. Re:fuckers by Tom · · Score: 1

      indeed, it isn't hidden much. Parent AC is right and deserves to be modded up.

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    3. Re:fuckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surprisingly easy to find, actually.

      Took me about 10 sec to get to the relevant portion.

      They even make it pretty easy to understand what will and won't be affected.

      That being said, I am now happily Google+-less :)

  30. Re: by Ironhandx · · Score: 2

    Its seriously gotten so bad that I pretty much either A) tackle the idiot or B) run for the hills every time I see a camera.

  31. Here's a better idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allow the the social networker to generate URL to the photo that is accessible without a login.

    I'm not going to patent this "invention." Feel free to use it.

  32. Friend Fingerprint by utkonos · · Score: 2

    I've often wondered how accurate of a fingerprint your selection of friends on a social network is. The reason I find this important is that I, like many people wish that I hadn't used my real name on any of my social networks. If I had been smart, I would have made an alias to at least make it slightly more difficult for the social network to pinpoint my real world identity.

    But the damage is basically done, and this leads me to the reason I asked the question: knowing I can create a fake account through Tor, how many of my friends can I re-friend before the social network invisibly links my old and new account behind the scenes?

  33. really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF is this all about?

  34. Prior Art by Comboman · · Score: 1

    The Mormons declare prior art. They've been baptizing ghosts into their "social network" for years.

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    1. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, FriendFeed still has a vestigial implementation of an "imaginary friends" feature which lets users import arbitrary RSS and Atom feeds - although access to it has been removed from the UI, so you can't create new ones, or modify existing ones. (Although you could still view content from them, last time that I checked).

  35. collecting onfo without consent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If i choose to use a handle and not input my real name 'Jhon Smith' e.g. flipper@gmail.com...

    Then I send this address to my friends, who in turn put my name beside the address in their contacts page. it defeats the goal of ever using a handle.
    If 2 or more friends who use gmail to flag my real name, then google, have my IP/login times/cookies and name (and a host of other unique identifiers)

    but they don't know what i look like, my age, interests for sure, they can only guess if I choose not to join facebook or g+ or volunteer this info.
    but once agains, google can use my friends can rat me out, by creating a 'ghost profile' for collecting the scraps of info that active users share about me, combined with the existing identifiable information I already have shared, google (or whoever) can build a full profile of me over time.

    This profile is intended for market profiling etc. but should google fall on harder times and need to sell their assets, their most valuable asset is easily the info collected on each and every one of us.

    It's the same for facebook, bing, dropbox and every other service on the net that offers something for nothing.

    this shit is becoming unavoidable on the modern internet and after nearly 20 years online I'm increasingly tempted to pull the plug.

  36. i missed this part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I missed the part where centralized data-scraping services have to be used in order to share pictures with your friends.

    Could someone go over that part again?

    Because I'm pretty sure I was doing that on the internet before Facebook and G+ came along, and it was working just fine.

    Captcha: "oppose"

  37. I'm with you-ish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I take it a step further. My real friends have my phone number, not my e-mail address. Why? I would prefer they call or text me, and we get together and do things IN REAL LIFE, not via fakelife, that is, in "cyberspace". HOWEVER, as for your idea that your conversations that are CC'ed to all your groupfriends, unless you're using some serious industrial/military strength encryption, the government and private companies ARE still potentially reading it. You haven't prevented them by using e-mail, you've just made it not worth their while. That's all.

    The downside to my approach, I've just realized, is if you have friends who turn out to be borderline alcoholics... everything you do with them ultimately involves 1, alcohol, and 2, sharing of things that should remain personal and confidential... OMG, I have a real-life social network, complete with data breaches and EVERYTHING!!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

    Maybe I should just get a fb/gp account after all.

    On a side note, in response to Overzeetop's comment, hey, not everyone who refuses to embrace every idiotic fad is a Luddite. Some of us are simply people with discriminating tastes, who don't jump on every bandwagon full of idiots that comes rolling down the street. As a matter of fact, I don't need to see every boring, poorly composed photo you've taken. I don't need to know the specifics of your dad's colonoscopy. There are things that should be kept to the self because others don't want to know, don't need to know, or simply shouldn't know. This tendency toward sharing everything may sound like a good idea, but imagine if it were involuntary, if there were no filter. Imagine a Google Streetview/The "Real" World crew followed you around, and you could NOT shut them out. Imagine if you had NO choice but to let these guys into every intimate corner of your life. They watch you eat, drink, work, sleep, shit, piss, fuck, etc., etc., etc.

    Not so different from what you have now with these "social networks", is it? You figure it's okay, if you're a SN user, because YOU control (or so you think) what goes on the net, when, and how much. But suppose you miscalculate? Suppose someone miscalculates for you? (Remember that guy who just got convicted of a hate/bias crime for posting pics or a vid or whatever, of his queer roommate's screwing another dude online?) How is life really improved by this? We developed a sense of the value of privacy for a reason. It goes hand in hand with freedom, whether or not it's enshrined in law. Other people simply do not have a need to know every little detail. They shouldn't want to know it. When it's my life, they (and you) don't GET to know it. It's part of why I stopped using my /. profile (yes, I have one) to post. If you're relying on my "karma" to determine whether or not the content of my posts adds to the conversation, you're not truly evaluating the truth and value of my words. It's the most ridiculous fallacious appeal to authority I've ever seen. It's like listening to the political opinions of actors and athletes. People assume because they're famous, they must be important, and so worth listening to. People who get paid to play for a living, play make believe, or play games... it's really sad.

    1. Re:I'm with you-ish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My real friends have my phone number, not my e-mail address. Why? I would prefer they call or text me

      Why on Earth do you prefer SMS to e-mail?

      An e-mail has no ( sane ) length limits, can convey various media, costs nothing to send or receive and is available on many more types of device than SMS. Yes, even on phones.

      No-one has my phone number because I use a data SIM. If they need me, an e-mail makes my phone beep.

  38. No, no. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    "The second group misses out on an important social component."

    Fuck you, asshole. You don't get to define what I consider an "important" social component.

  39. Prior art by TeXMaster · · Score: 1

    Joking and April's fools aside, this is something that FriendFeed has had since something like day 1, centuries before being bought up by Facebook: you could define "virtual friends" which, given the feed-based nature of FF as a social network, was just a collection of feeds.

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  40. "Luddite?"! Um, yeah, We're Luddites. Sure... by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 0

    Actually, I avoid Google+ to avoid the people who use tired "cyber-phrases" like "meatspace" and rabid Google fanbois (I apologize if that's being redundant) who will sacrifice (and then try to sanctimoniously justify that sacrifice) their privacy for the latest Shiny.

  41. RTFA -- A for "Abstract" in this case. by russotto · · Score: 5, Informative

    As is par for slashdot, the summary contradicts the article -- "the invention is designed to convert anti-social-networking types to the joys of Google+" says the summary, whereas the patent abstract says "The ghost profile allows a user to use certain features in a social network without converting to a social network profile. "

    In other words, the patent is for just the opposite of what the summary says it is for.

    (Disclaimer: I work for Google. It's a big company; I had nothing to do with this patent.)

  42. Facebook is Prior Art by Gribflex · · Score: 1

    This was actually a feature of Facebook for a while, at least when I joined up. The number one driver for me to create an account on facebook was that I already had a sort of ghost account created by the people I knew. Even though I didn't have an account, people could still tag me in photos (prompting an email), view collections of photos that I'd been tagged in, and a few other basic functions. I joined solely so that I could change my privacy settings.

    1. Re:Facebook is Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea.. facebook has been compiling "ghost" profiles for years of *everybody* that hits their servers or is mentioned in any post or tagged picture, etc. wouldn't surprise me if they went so far as to search public (and not-so-public) databases and records to try to match everything up.

  43. Re:centralization by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    Single must fucking insightful comment in this article.

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  44. Re:"Luddite?"! Um, yeah, We're Luddites. Sure... by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, I avoid Google+ to avoid the people who use tired "cyber-phrases" like "meatspace" and rabid Google fanbois (I apologize if that's being redundant) who will sacrifice (and then try to sanctimoniously justify that sacrifice) their privacy for the latest Shiny.

    .... and you came to slashdot?!

  45. ever better by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    That is the best idea ever for them considering those users would still see ads. It opens up a ridiculously huge number of potential ad viewers that facebook can't even touch. Of course it'd be less directed and they're not making commissions on stupid aps necessarily but still.

  46. Re:centralization by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    a basket that doesn't protect eggs is useful how?

  47. So they're patenting the idea of a "lurker?" by pscottdv · · Score: 1

    N/T

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    1. Re:So they're patenting the idea of a "lurker?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No - they're patenting the idea of "public property". But on the internet, of course, so it's special. Retards....

  48. Am suspicious about this! by madhi19 · · Score: 1

    It is April Fools tomorrow after all!

  49. Re:"Luddite?"! Um, yeah, We're Luddites. Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, someone has to remind you dipshits how asstasstic facebook and google- are, it might as well be him.

  50. I have mod points by ronmon · · Score: 0

    But there is no -1 moron.

  51. no new technology by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    Thus no patent.

  52. Stupid, stupid, stupid. by shiftless · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Do you use your real name on Facebook?

    Yes I do! So do all my friends...except for one or two. So?

    One thing that non-clueless people who've actually been paying attention have noticed is that there's a lot of people on FB who DO NOT choose to use their real name. Not all, or even most of them are paranoid Ted Kaczynski types hiding out in log cabins. I've noticed a lot of young black men especially tend to change their FB name to something creative or different.

    It's just another form of self expression. Why the fuck would you prevent your users from expressing themselves?

    Ooh, ooh! I know this one. Because Google would have a slightly diminished capacity to track every single of its users' every move, know every single thing there is to know about that person, and sell that information at great profit for its own benefit!

    So to avoid a 2% negative hit, they turn away 20% of their potential users. Real brilliant strategy you got there Google.

    How do you know when a company is evil? One big sign is when it starts ignoring its customers and pressing ahead with what it wants, regardless of what its customers desire. Doesn't that description fit Google pretty aptly?

    I mean, just read the description in the summary. I just love how they word things. You can just tell that these propellerheads are all totally convinced that Google+ is the best fucking thing ever. In their minds, G+ makes whoever invented sliced bread or the wheel look like a fucking chump next to their glorious creation. Listen to how goddamned concerned they are about how the "non-believers" and "anti-social-networking types" might be "missing out" on the "joys" of their platform! Oh my. Why the hell won't they just use our service, damnit? Why, if only we could grab hold of these stupid ignorant pricks and bolt them down in chairs, and make the stubborn fuckers see just how amazing our shit is! They would emerge into the world amazed, squinting at the sudden brightness and warmth of the sun, minds still reeling in incredulity from the wonders just experienced!

    I'm telling you--this company is fucking evil. Yes, stupidity is evil, when it's attached to as much power as Google possesses!

  53. More Big Brother Behavior by Vladius · · Score: 1

    Yeah...too bad you don't like having a profile so you're gonna get one anyway. You're gonna take it and you're going to like it.

  54. Facebook does this too by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    It allowed my sister to create a ghost profile for me. I saw it on my wife's facebook session.

  55. Car trouble, bike trouble, or bus trouble by tepples · · Score: 1

    I don't own/use a mobile phone

    So how do you call for help in case of car trouble, bike trouble, or bus trouble? There used to be pay phones until prepaid cell phones became popular.

    1. Re:Car trouble, bike trouble, or bus trouble by ShoulderOfOrion · · Score: 2

      I'm not the OP, and I do have a prepaid phone, but can't say I use it much either. I suppose if I had to call for help I might turn it on, but mostly in case of car or bike trouble I fix it myself and go on, much like I did years ago. Ain't no bus service up here in Podunk; ain't ever been no pay phones either.

  56. How long by koan · · Score: 1

    Until not being a member of a social site brands you as anti-social and a problem person.

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  57. This is dangerous!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets say you oppose social networks and you currently don't have a profile on G+. Along comes 'ghost profile' and if its not currently intended for the purpose I will describe, you can bet it soon will be.

    A friend has you in a photo they post in G+, they identify you in the photo against a ghost profile. No doubt the photo is annotated in some way which would contain other information (where, date, with whomb).
    Another friend does the same, binds some photo, link, video, audio to this ghost profile.

    Over time your friends, acquaintances, colleges, anyone on the social network, is building your profile. Even if you want nothing to do with social networks, you have a 'ghost profile' and its being updated every day!

    Scary stuff!!!

  58. Re:no entity can harvest it by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I realized long ago that this was a losing battle, and I don't have the chops to quadra-encode stuff through darknet-layered Triple Encrpyted Forked-TOR routers etc.

    So the best I could do was not sign up for either Facebook or G+, accept that Mom has posted about 5 pics of me on her page of Facebook, and this handle is my Universal Web Brand that anyone with smarts can figure out in an hour. But I have five emails, 1 to segregate "opted in Business semi-spam", my one for this identity, my family one, and two more for obscure uses.

    So one day if people did a look-up on my real name they'd get a few Resume-Sanitized results, but not a lot more. My tone for my "Web Brand" is some 95% PG13, so yes, with exhaustive work you MIGHT catch me getting fiery, but it took you $1000 of analysis labor to find it. I run some Adult recreation under further separated handles.

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  59. Social Media IS anti-social by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironically, isn't social media for anti-socials?

    I had a threesome last night with two hot girls and then called my mother later today to wish her a happy birthday.

    Tonight I am having drinks with real friends.

    Certainly, I must be missing out if I'm not on F/G+. I must not have a social life.

    Social Media is for people who are missing out. That's the whole point.

  60. Re:"Luddite?"! Um, yeah, We're Luddites. Sure... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    I have found Google+ better than Facebook. Having done it and left it with no interest in allowing it to suck up a substantive portion of my life, with fewer people using it, I am far less likely to unknowingly create offence.

    Facebook was way to intrusive, tricking the less technically aware into feeding it with interaction that drew in other users and then setting those people into taking offence when people didn't respond. Unknowingly with Facebook I had offended quite a few people, simply because I had no real interest in Facebook, ever checked in, never really wanted to but the psychologically targeted design manipulated them into getting as many interactions going as possible and taking offence when they were not responded too.

    I loathed Facebook, when through all the rigmarole to completely delete my largely inactive account and routinely recommend every to avoid like the plague. From that point of view have a more active ghost profile in conjunction with your largely static distant and indifferent polished personal profile makes sense.

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  61. Re:centralization by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    a basket that doesn't protect eggs is useful how?

    Congratulations! You passed the entrance exam for antisocial people! Unfortunately, you have now been flagged by the big social networks. Your IP address has been recorded by Facebook, and a black courtesy minivan has been dispatched to your home, containing several temporary login passwords and a friendly gymnastics instructor. Do not invite him in for tea!

  62. "...without providing user information." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, does this mean that g***** will not record the IP, link refe(r)rer, used operating system and browser, JavaScript on/off status, flash plugin status, cookies, resolution used, installed fonts, the time of requests and location of files and 500 other details?

    Sure. *wink wink*

  63. friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone remember when human beings used to have actual contact with each other, rather than having to have all kind of social interaction shunted through evil multinational corporations?
    If friends can't be bothered to make *actual* contact with me, and insist that all interaction has to take place through sites like facebook, then they're not really friends.

  64. false, the real name policy is real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google has never required a Real Name for it as long as you have a valid Log-In for their services.

    This is false. I signed up with a nickname that all my friends use for me. I previously had gmail and picasa. G+ worked for about a month or two and then popped the message "your account is suspended due to the name policy" on login. Giving the option to give my real name and ask for review, or revert to how it was before (more or less, no G+, disable comments in picasa and some other social related stuff).

  65. There is no step 2 by Dwonis · · Score: 1
    JWZ said it best, back i November:

    1. Stop deleting peoples' accounts when you suspect that the name they are using is not their legal name.
    2. There is no step 2.

  66. Re:no entity can harvest it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    obscure uses == fetish porn