Nano-SIM Decision Delayed
judgecorp writes "The decision on the next generation of even-smaller SIM cards for phones and other devices has been delayed by standards body ETSI, and the issue (which should have been settled this week) is nowhere near resolution. Apple wants to trim the existing micro-SIM further, Nokia wants to move to something like a micro-SD card which may involve patents. Meanwhile RIM has complained about Apple's approach."
Negotiations are at a standstill because the corporations involved can't determine the best way to rape the customer. Apple wants to shove it down their throats. RIM wants to shove it up their butt. Nokia isn't sure whether to go for the crotch, or the ear. They also haven't decided whether they'll take turns, or do it all at once. But they are all in agreement that whichever route they go, what they shove into the customer will be both smaller and more expensive than anything designed yet.
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