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New submitter everithe writes "Dear Slashdot, I am nearing the end of my undergraduate years and hoping to continue on in academia, probably focusing on condensed matter physics. Recently I've noticed some alarming pessimism among Slashdotters about the state of science — that fraud is rampant and that people honestly trying to do science are less likely to be recognized and obtain tenure. Obviously I am very interested in doing real and useful science, but am worried that this could conflict with my ability to put food on the table. My question is, how bad is it really, and do you have any advice for how one just starting out might survive in such an environment?"

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  1. The News Is Not Reality by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Those cases are all exceptions. Look around at your department, or the next one over. They're not full of crooks (probably.) The vast majority of upper-level academes are just committed nerds: think about how many cases you've heard of, and then how many universities there are, and how many professors, postdocs, and graduate students at each. Life goes on.

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    1. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some do call the norm an exception ...

      No, sorry, I don't intend to devalue your motivating comment, as the one asking may well be able to find a great lab to work in, but I think reality is more shadowy than it looks like. This is not because science is broken or anything, but because of human nature. Without bad intend, people are prone to lie even to themselves. Get some nice stress put onto your back and see how unbiased your conclusions become!

      Think about how many cases you've heard of, and then how many universities there are, and how many professors, postdocs, and graduate students at each.

      That means: There are so many yet undocumented cases waiting to surface.

      I personally have stopped working in academia because of all the crookery I experienced in molecular biology. I have switched to the pharmaceutical industry instead. Is this an advice? Maybe not, as I found even more crooks in the industry ... there's money at stake, guys!

      Basically, if you're honest, prepare to get fucked.

    2. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, also remember Schön who came up in the discussion? He lost his degree over it, and the courts agreed with the university that falsifying results in such a way is a significant enough misbehaviour that the university can strip his title.
      What I see far more frequently is people wasting lots of time hunting money instead of being productive. And this is actually also where usually the really common fraud happens: People who are supposedly working full time on three projects at the same time isn't unusual, with the officially reported work hours summing up to over 24 hours/day.

    3. Re:The News Is Not Reality by lfp98 · · Score: 1

      I'd agree, actual fraud is still pretty rare despite all the pressures, if only because the consequences of getting caught are so unspeakable. The more common problem is that in an age of scarcity, everything has become more politicized, with personal connections and salesmanship becoming much more important than they once were. Everyone is more obsessed with claiming the maximum possible credit for their contributions to a project, simply because they have no choice, and that has taken a toll on the traditional collegiality of scientists.

    4. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 3, Informative

      Molecular biology really depends on what organism you're focusing on. Worm researchers, for example, are all really nice people because there's an unbroken lineage and it's a relatively small community. If you were studying mammals, you shouldn't be too surprised that things were a little more cut-throat. Anything remotely medical is unfortunately very competitive, a product of self-aggrandisement that it really doesn't deserve. I obviously can't speak for your particular experience, but coming from a very medicine-heavy school that had a radically different culture between the (faculty of medicine) biochemistry department and the (faculty of arts and sciences) biology department, it seems to me that such is the trend. If you're going into pharma, you're really just asking for it even harder. :) Pick something considered less glamorous by prime time television, and you'll find less careerism and more curiosity.

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    5. Re:The News Is Not Reality by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      Methods for reporting work hours vary from industry to industry and organization to organization. For the organization I work for the standard is generally to round fractions of hours up. 5 minutes then becomes 1 reported hour, while this can result in excessive hours being reported, it also prevents too few hours from being reported. Sure you could document everything down to the minute, but that documentation requires additional time, a few minutes here and there can quickly add up (don't forget adding in the hours you spend documenting your hours!).

      Sometimes it can be a bit extreme, but in most cases it's much better to have more resources than you need available than to have too few resources. Sure it can be a bit wasteful, but too few resources (especially in terms of labor) can have nasty consequences (accidents, negligence, poor morale, etc)

    6. Re:The News Is Not Reality by flyneye · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Corruption happens, it happens on campuses, it happens in private facilities, it happens in cases where it is LIKELY to happen in fields it is LIKELY to happen in. For instance, Gov't. commissions a field study of global warming, I'd look for a few dollars to change hands. Tobacco industry commissions research on cancer, I'd bet on some careful wording and outright skewing. Physics? Ask yourself, is there anyone interested in outcomes, enough to pay for the outcome they want to come out of it all? If not, don't worry about it and if they do and it's a lot of money or license to breathe, we'll understand, not condone,not approve,but,hey, par for the course....

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    7. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On a side note, I am really disgusted by Slashdot. We ACs get hardly recognized ever, and rarely somebody responds ... so, thanks for your reply!

      More on topic: You're spot-on, I was not only in mammals, but, even worse, in humans (neurology: memory formation). There's very tough competition in that field and, even worse, everybody knows everybody else, either as friend (thus promoting each other's findings), or as foe (thus busting "unacceptable" and "laughable" "research").

      Poor me that I didn't get that grant for C.elegans research at CSHL! And why didn't I stay with C.albicans! And skipped ribosome structure and translation control (back then when I met Ada Yonath, years before she was awarded with the anticipated Nobel Prize).

      Most about science (about a career in science, that is) is about socializing. And some fields make it easier to get your research well while establishing fruitful contacts. I was definitely on the sucking end.

    8. Re:The News Is Not Reality by AstroMatt · · Score: 2

      Agreed. I've been a professor for 20 years. I can't imagine a better job. Research is still fun sometimes to the point of controlled obsession, teaching is satisfying and the students are mostly good to great, the downsides of the job are minimal, and the pay is good. There's nothing else I'd rather do. Matt Wood, Professor Dept Physics & Space Sciences Florida Institute of Technology Melbourne, FL 32901

    9. Re:The News Is Not Reality by buchner.johannes · · Score: 2

      Corruption is not a problem in science. It's when there is a prior interest to the outcome of a study (e.g. paid by a company). Also, every scientist wants his analysis to be a success -- significant and relevant. The problem is choosing the wrong method for an analysis, and/or interpreting the results in a slightly off way. When every but one method tells you that the results are insignificant and that one method is chosen (file drawer effect). If you're any use as a scientist -- got used to reading literature -- you will recognize these cases easily.

      Scientists who do dodgy research don't stay long. They can't switch positions to a serious institute. In my opinion, it's not a problem in fundamental research.

      Yes, you won't become rich, but potentially you'll have a fulfilled life.

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    10. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am talking about hours billed (or at least reported) to whoever finances the research (often some government institute/project).

    11. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work on the government (DoD) side of science, I put out BAAs, review proposals, advise contracting officers and manage performers. In my view, the academic workforce is financially raping junior scientists, while slinging crap at me as fast as they can.

      If you look around at your department, and they're employing graduate students at below whatever your local GS-11 rate is, and postdocs at below GS-13, they are part of the problem. Period. There is no excuse for that, and keep in mind this is coming from someone involved in handing out the money.

      When I see proposals with professor salaries above $250k, and postdoc salaries of $50k, it drives me insane. Why did you want that guy to get a PhD? How did you justify graduate school to this person? Why on earth are they working for you? I have to write a special letter to a contracting officer justifying a professor's salary which is above that we allow any defense contractor to claim on a contract, and then another letter justifying a salary below what we consider minimum for someone with a PhD. Crazy, crazy, crazy.

      I have a lab, and I pay junior (non-PhD) technicians better than any academic postdoc. In the end, my government lab and an academic lab spend about the same on labor. In a four person academic lab, over 50% of the total labor budget goes to the PI (much paid for by the school). In a government lab with the same labor costs, ~30% goes to the PI (much paid for by contracting oversight).

      Oh, and one of my guys is getting his PhD, in my lab, while getting paid more than a postdoc. If you want to get a PhD in condensed matter physics and not get screwed: find a job at a government research facility and apply for internal funding to get a PhD.

      The government doesn't pay well, so when our programs to support internal graduate students and postdocs pay twice the academic average, that tells you something.

      The pay is one side of it. What we do with the science is another. Right now, the standard metric for research is publications. DoD does not fund research so we can have more reading material, we need to see more projects carry over into useful technologies.

      We have spent way too much time on over-hyped research areas. I almost never see an honest comparison of how projected research results will compare to commercialized technology. So I do the projection and show academics in their reviews where they are relative to their real competition. That should be done *before* I decide to fund things, but everyone in academia thinks they're working for NSF, all the time. It's good to have some NSF research, but the projects I'm responsible for are supposed to be applied work moving to commercialization. The people applying to my BAAs know that, it's in the BAA. Our scientific workforce simply doesn't know how to do applied research any more!

      The result is a broad government community which is extremely skeptical of any scientific claim. The reason the non-scientific senior leadership mistrusts science is because we as scientists are not following through on our promises. What did the investments in the last 20 years of nanotechnology actually get us, for example. As a scientist, I know that's not the result of deception, but as government oversight, it looks a lot like deception. That is a huge problem.

    12. Re:The News Is Not Reality by penguinchris · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's great for you but what can you say to young academics today who will find extreme difficulty in attaining such a position?

      Not everyone will get such a position, of course, we understand that. But what can we do to improve the odds?

      Just as in every other part of the economy, there isn't enough funding for all the potential grad students and certainly not enough professor jobs for them once they finish. To me there's a huge disconnect being pushed - politicians call for more students in science and engineering, but once the students are there, there's no place for them to go. And it's outrageous that this is the case - we could have a much stronger science and engineering base in this country than we do (not that it isn't already strong). I'm one of several advanced science degree holders in my circle of friends who can't find a relevant job and can't find a professor with funding for grad students to go back to school with.

      I realize that you as a professor of twenty years are insulated from all that, but surely you've seen such issues in your department, with more well-qualified students applying than you have funding for, and students finishing PhDs and then not being able to find a position?

    13. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      While within academia there may be scarcity relative to the numebr of PhDs produced and resources allocated: http://www.its.caltech.edu/~dg/crunch_art.html
      as a global society there is more and more abundance:
      http://www.juliansimon.com/writings/Ultimate_Resource/

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    14. Re:The News Is Not Reality by patjhal · · Score: 2

      Hi Samantha. You answer one side, but I am curious what you are really looking at. The way people seem or their work under duress. In undergrad do you think classmates might have created data especially when their experimental data did not look so good and they wanted a good grade? Did you possibly see activity like that in graduate work? If so does it make you wonder if that type of thing will continue? Work that looked pretty but did not make sense? Would your current position allow you to raise a family on its paycheck alone? If yes at what age could your compensation do that?

      My major was microbiology and I do systems administration now. I make enough to support my wife who has medical issues. Kids might have happened if I did not lose a decade of income generation to science. End of of undergrad saw incredible cut throat competition for grades and an increase in rote study. In some graduate work I redid a study that went into a paper. The first study by a student was pretty by inconclusive. It was pretty because the time intervals where always the same in a procedure where that was quite frankly impossible.

      As for the original poster it did seem to me that physics and math tend to have less of that than chem and biology. Biology was to crammed with people who thought they where going to be doctors and a over-crowed phd and masters market. If your a bachelors your real screwed as there are also allot of lab tech degrees. Essentially places can get phd's to do masters jobs and masters to do bachelors level. Anything left is cheapest to do with the lab techs. Also its hard to have to much rote study in math. My guess is physics and math might be alright. If you can pick up a CS minor or Secondary ed (not that this one would pay allot but there would be food on the table) onto your major, it would make a nice fallback position. Everyone who goes into science should have a fallback position.

    15. Re:The News Is Not Reality by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      The problem in the real-world is that a lot of 'science' is funded by people who HAVE an interest in the outcome. Studies with inconvenient conclusions are frequently submarined by corporations (and governments).

      Scientists are no more or less human than anyone else. Some of them enjoy the success that a prominent work evokes and the attention it can generate. Ego can be involved here just like it is in other areas of endeavor.

      Beyond that, scientists have to eat. And scientists can be as encumbered by legal impedimenta as anyone else once they sign on the dotted line to do some work for a corporation or government.

      I'm not trying to vilify scientists; I believe generally they have good intentions and are mostly hard working, curious folk who understand that science is about discovering fact rather than about supporting a preconceived notion. But they are not immune to the pressures of the real world nor to the occasional failure of character just like people in any other career.

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    16. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outright fraud may be rare, but in my experience some researchers won't hesitate to misrepresent the work they do if it means getting cheap labor (grad students).

      Beware meaningless but buzzword-laden sales spiels, and take the time to investigate any claims a potential adviser makes.

      I don't think anyone ever finished a Ph.D. under my first adviser, who once gave me a request that could be regarded as a sign that he either didn't understand something as basic as a fast Fourier transform, or wanted me to fake results to help him get grant money. It took him two days to realize his error, and the relationship only got worse from there. At one point he had me in a position where he wanted me to work on something completely unrelated to what my fellowship was paying for--which put me in the dilemma where doing what he wanted would result in the fellowship being revoked, and me being required to pay back all the money they'd given me, but NOT doing what he wanted would result in him not approving my timesheet, and me receiving no money.

      My second adviser was great, but was forced out of the department for political reasons.

      My third adviser (the department chair who forced the second one out, then basically said I could either work for him or quit) had some legitimately interesting research, but exaggerated its significance with claims that depended on assumptions that his source material itself contradicted, and required a bit of self-contradictory "logic" to arrive at. Whenever I tried to point these problems out, he tried to argue back with something that again was either self-contradictory, or completely eliminated any predictive capabilities of his hypothesis. The problem was, it took 2 years for me to understand the topic well enough to see the contradictions, and then the arguments were very lopsided because he, as an "expert", could toss out any ridiculous statement without a moment's consideration while I had to come up with an airtight argument why it was false--and then got failing marks in research because I was "wasting time" showing why his hypothesis could not possibly be true instead of gathering meaningless data to "confirm his theory," which could be proven indisputably false in about half a page of math. (Math which, by the way, he refused to actually read.)

    17. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Ouch. That's definitely right in the glamour hole. When I was entering university I too wanted to be in a field that had big and impressive findings and answered questions everyone's interested in, but since most of my classes were with pre-med students I quickly realized that the culture surrounding human research was absolutely toxic when you really dig down into it. It didn't take me long after that to settle into the other side of bioinformatics, evolutionary genomics. Still answering big and important questions, but most of the big names are stuffy old guys in armchairs smoking pipes. They're too tenured to be competitive.

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    18. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      That's... really a very hyperbolic perspective. Yes, that happens, but it's a tiny, tiny fraction of what happens. Calling it "a lot" is weasel-wording at best. Maybe one study in a thousand (not counting studies regarding the efficacy of pharmaceuticals, which have a somewhat higher rate of falsified data) experiences some kind of government interference or has problems that can't be mopped up with an erratum. It's really only a handful of very specific sub-fields (stuff that directly upsets corporate interests) that get a lot of attention. Pry open the latest Nature or Science and you'll see how little of scientific discourse really does revolve around those topics.

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    19. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      "The government doesn't pay well" YES, I am very familiar with what you're describing! now please tell the freshman "Tea Party" republicans like Dennis Ross (FL)!
      These Hah-Screwll Grajiates, think that government work is all seven figures and yacht races!

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    20. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Yes, there certainly were incidents of dishonesty in the laboratory-based classes I attended, however the students who did so are not the kinds of people who went on to pursue graduate work. My experience so far in bioinformatics (and molecular biology in general) has been that curiosity exceeds personal pride by a wide margin. I'm still a master's student (actually just warming up to the position...), so no, my stipend certainly isn't sufficient to handle a family, although the institution I'm attending has special accommodations for graduate students starting families (the most important being cheaper housing), so it's not infeasible that a couple could pull it off if both were working. I can't really comment on postdoc or professors' salaries. (Although being Canadian, medical costs are negligible.)

      Based on your questions about cheating and duress, I'm guessing that you weren't studying microbial ecology (which isn't really that common in the first place), but rather your focus in microbiology was more about human impact of microbes. All I can say there is: I'm sorry. You got the short end of the stick with that choice of work. The closer you get to surgeons, the uglier life gets; there are a few other replies to my comment that resonate that.

      Going for any additional schooling is a decision to delay starting a family; in places and times where secondary education isn't compulsory you see a lot more pairing off as teenagers, for example. Most people don't start having kids in undergrad, either, after all.

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    21. Re:The News Is Not Reality by thrich81 · · Score: 1

      I saw that you tried to equate academic studies of climate change funded mostly by various governments to the old tobacco industry funded attempts to discredit the academic studies linking smoking and cancer. That's bullshit on the face of it. And all this talk about "scientists being human" is true but a bit bogus, too. The usual reward for an academic researcher successfully accomplishing the goal of a research grant to determine something about nature is ... another research grant so that they can continue similar research for their high five-figure or low six-figure salary. Successful academic researchers are driven personalities else they would have dropped into easier and more lucrative fields, but they are not prone to corruption. The real reward in academia for hard work and success is the recognition of your peers and the ability to continue to do what interested you in the first place. In private industry, on the other hand, the rewards are explicitly monetary, with success in a project (or the appearance of success) rewarded by bonuses and raises. It is all about the all mighty dollar. I've been in both positions, in industry I got the five figure bonuses on top of my six figure pay. I prefer academic work with its five figure salary. Which type of work is more prone to corruption based on the explicit rewards available? Since most shills for the oil and coal industries are only in it for the money they project that the climate scientists must be, too; they are wrong. Again, I've been there, both places.

    22. Re:The News Is Not Reality by thrich81 · · Score: 1

      Clarification -- when I said "shills for the oil and coal industries" I didn't mean the hard working geoscientists who are finding and developing extraction methods for what, for now, are necessary resources to bridge us to more sustainable ones, but the PR shills I see on TV and the web touting how fine the status quo is and to ignore any warnings of problems ahead.

    23. Re:The News Is Not Reality by AstroMatt · · Score: 2

      Good question - unemployment isn't much of a problem from what I understand, but underemployment (employed in a related field) is. It's important to meet as many people as possible. I went to the biggest grad school that would accept me and that I felt I could succeed in (U. Texas Austin) because they had TA support, and people working in almost every subfield (I wasn't sure what I wanted to do). Beyond working hard (my advisor: "every time you're eating an ice cream cone, some Caltech weanie is at the computer lab working, and that's who you're really competing with, not those here in our department"), give a lot of presentations at meetings and in house. There's a book "Don't be such a scientist: Talking substance in an age of style" by Randy Olson that's pretty good. Anyway, yes, it's not easy, and your reward if you make it is a smaller salary and longer hours than if you'd just focussed on money... but it's a great gig if you can get it. Oh, and I have been at a relatively small school with a higher teaching load - that's still the norm unless you're a real star. Good luck and have fun, Matt

    24. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those cases are all exceptions. Look around at your department, or the next one over. They're not full of crooks (probably.) The vast majority of upper-level academes are just committed nerds: think about how many cases you've heard of, and then how many universities there are, and how many professors, postdocs, and graduate students at each. Life goes on.

      If you join a place doing basic research, you will come ahead. Most Universities employ applied scientist who are politicians and will not allow any brilliant colleague as he or she may be a threat to their existence. The basic researcher will publish original work and these crooks will not get recognition or gaining power. So, they will create all sorts of problems. Look at all the US universities and you will find a very few having highest calibre professors cum researchers. Jealousy, petty mindedness and back biting are common in most universities therefore, not producing many outstanding scientists. Some of these professors have psychological problems from their childhood and turn into sadist and make sure no colleague gets recognition and rewards. I have seen this first hand in about six universities. But if your are really brilliant, creative and dedicated to your field, go ahead and develop some ideas to be an entrepreneur to pay your bills. I have done this all and I am quite happy now.

    25. Re:The News Is Not Reality by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Uh miss...Miss Latella! Examples not comparison.
      What you don't think corrupt scientists are successful ?
      You don't think once someone can get the results they want, the rest don't beat down the door?
      You don't think big payoff leads to early retirement?
      I know you know how it's supposed to work, but your faith in man indicates you should set your email to delete Nigerian Scams.
      Which types of work are more prone to corruption? Which types of work LEND themselves to corruption? There you will find it.
      Just like government, just like cops, just like teachers,just like priests, just like the mailman, where it CAN exist, it does in varying capacities. Just like the rest of life.

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    26. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what's up next? The problem is that the important stations of life are rolling by rather quickly. I don't know whether I can still change job orientation that convincingly, but then, I'm just about a year into computer validation now ...

      Dwelling in mother's basement as a full-time /. philosopher and AC would definitely be a great alternative, but I think my daughter wouldn't approve it that much! Well, just kidding ...

    27. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Well, I wouldn't recommend seeking advice from a 23-year-old student, but I'd probably advise you to stay right where you are. Pharma is nothing if not lucrative, even if everyone I've ever known in it is a giant ball of stress. You could probably retire back into academia afterwards, though; from what I've seen, industry experience is a great way to get into smaller universities as faculty... and age is not much of a threat in that kind of move.

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    28. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it doesn't matter how qualified an adviser is (and age, or lack thereof, doesn't automatically disqualify the advise), but how blindly the one advised grasps at straws. So, any suggestions are welcome (and you wouldn't dwell on /. if you'd believe otherwise)!

      If I don't prematurely bite the dust health-wise, I'll certainly stay at my company for a while and watch the salary go up with time. And I've gathered completely new knowledge—never heard of the term computer validation before starting as a specialist for computer validation (and if this sounds weird to you, getting hired was indeed completely Kafkaesque)! So, there may be new job opportunities at other companies waiting for me.

      Coming back to my initial critique of your first comment (oh, and sorry, now I get picky about age differences, as they have some impact on experience ...):

      I always felt it was my destination to spend my life in research. But the only few times I didn't get frustrated was when I was rather young: Behind the scenes there always lurked trouble. Either there was some competing lab trying to block publications or even grants, or there were guys at the university who tried to close the lab for economical reasons, the latter especially in these nice labs with lovely, weird researchers (or committed nerds, as you call them). I knew about the trouble but I also knew I didn't have to worry about that, because the boss would keep care of it and protect us poor low-level academics!

      During my diploma thesis my professor had his labs in a spare building nobody else was using, but the new dean who openly disliked him pushed very hard to find a new use for that building, which excluded further use as a lab ... he had to move to a small lab just three years before his retirement. He was able to withhold the relocation until we had finished our theses, but then he was screwed! Not to mention he became unjust to some of his students and exerted too much stress on all of us because he was too much under pressure himself ...

      I believe there are places you can live your dream of research, but I also believe they are scarce. But that also depends on your personal constitution, how you can cope with stress, and your social networking skills. But then: The biggest crooks always had the best friends and could push their agenda freely.

      In fact, I get more and more inclined writing a book about this, which could lead to an even better career for me!

      Anyway, it's hard to stay motivated if you get older, but I wish you luck!

    29. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Actually, in the CS component of my program, we had a whole mandatory second-year course on program specification and verification. Validation is pretty much just a natural, real-world extension from it (and at first I thought that you just meant verification). Any safety-critical system naturally needs such analysis alongside more garden-variety methods of testing, and although the canonical examples are vehicle control systems, medical systems and military hardware are pretty much right next on the list, and at least as important. Incidentally, most thoroughbred computer scientists and engineers make a point of refusing to work on such things, to keep their consciences clean.

      Good luck with the book. :) But a word of advice there—trying to get published is worse than academia, unless you have exactly what a publisher wants, when they want it. The real world of publishing is like a reverse auction bidding process, except none of the sellers (authors) have any idea what the publisher thinks will make it big on the market. In the absence of an objective metric (i.e. quality of research), all that remains is a connections-driven world, much like fashion. Literature proper died out some sixty or seventy years ago.

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    30. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with the book. :) But a word of advice there—trying to get published is worse than academia

      Yeah, thanks for discouraging! ;)

      But to tell you the truth: I'm an excellent guitarist (of the blowing-one's-mind kind—being AC I am allowed to talk that snotty) in a playing style that is still very uncommon and unsought, with Michael Hedges being the best known example for this type (don't worry, I'm not as good). And I would become really great if I focused entirely on this hobby of mine.

      But, please—thanks, no, I'm not seriously going to try to become a music star! This is even worse than getting published.

      Things become rather frustrating if you don't find your own small niche which is sustainable and fun to work in. I, at least, am still searching and didn't come up with anything convincing, except trolling /. anonymously from time to time ...

    31. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      One can only hope. Take care, and good luck with you endeavours!

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    32. Re:The News Is Not Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish you all the same! You don't need to go into science to find personal conflicts, conflicts of interest, greed, and straight morons—you can find all this everywhere. So, science isn't all that bad in itself! ;)

      Best, AC

  2. Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Plagiarize,
    Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
    Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
    So don't shade your eyes,
    But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
    Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.

    1. Re:Advice by mustafap · · Score: 4, Funny

      here are my thoughts...

      Plagiarize,
      Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
      Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
      So don't shade your eyes,
      But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
      Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.

      --
      Open Source Drum Kit, LPLC deve board - mjhdesigns.com
    2. Re:Advice by Richard_J_N · · Score: 1

      For anyone who hasn't encountered Mr Lehrer, I recommend a Youtube search for "Lobachevsky"

    3. Re:Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CARPE VERBATIM - sieze it word-for-word

    4. Re:Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, Dr. Lobachevsky.

    5. Re:Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The secret of creativity is the ability to hide your sources"

    6. Re:Advice by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

      For anyone who hasn't encountered Mr Lehrer, I recommend a Youtube search for "Lobachevsky"

      And just to clarify, the song is of course a work of fiction and parody. Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky was in fact a real-life mathematician, but none of the things attributed to him in in this song are true. Lehrer himself stresses this in the album-notes of his recording.

      --
      If it weren't for deadlines, nothing would be late.
    7. Re:Advice by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      "The secret of creativity is the ability to hide your sources"

      And you hid your sources (Einstein.) Nice :-) To compound the irony, you also hid your creativity by posting as AC.

      I'd mod you funny if I had the points.

      --
      If it weren't for deadlines, nothing would be late.
    8. Re:Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur

      "Plagiarize,
      Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
      Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
      So don't shade your eyes,
      But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
      Only be sure always to call it please 'research'." (1)

      (1) http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2771711&cid=39605491

  3. Degrees of scientific freedom by MindPrison · · Score: 0

    That's your problem (or rather our problem) today. Everything today is subject to patents and liability. Every time some scientist makes some significant progress somewhere, that scientist is limited to several buzz killers like:

    - Patents
    - Religious implications
    - Political complications
    - Today's glass-fragile ethics

    All these factors severely complicates life for your average scientists, well - nothing prohibits you to come up with the next cure for aids or stop world hunger, but there are many out there that can and WILL stop you from doing so.

    To Open Source science however, making sure that formulas can't be patented, opens up the freedom we once had in science, the freedom to spread ideas, freely combine formulas and derivative material any way we needed to get that new idea working - is nearly long gone. That is why it's so important not to let greed hinder progress, that's easier said that done in our world today with all the super powerful "world health org - endorsed" pharmaceutical companies vigorously defending their purchased patents while half the planet is either starving or dying from not being able to afford it, while affordable techniques already exists, but is prohibited by patent issues.

    --
    What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    1. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Patents do not affect scientific research at university institutions. I know first hand of PLENTY of research based directly on methods and techniques which are patented, and nobody gives it a second thought.

      The biggest problem with academia is the number of people vying for a very limited number of positions/jobs. Be prepared to go to where the work is, and that may mean the other side of the world (Europe, Asia, Australia, etc). Also be prepared to spend a fairly long time in a non-tenure track position, and to have to relocate multiple times from temporary position to temporary position.

      Disclaimer: I am a current PhD student leaving academia to go into industry, my brother is a Post-doc in Physics looking for a tenure track position for a while now.

    2. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by Epimer · · Score: 3, Informative

      And the reason why nobody gives a second though to patent infringement in academia is because research use of patented inventions in academia is subject to an exemption from infringement. It's perfectly legal.

      That said, it's probably imprudent to let mere facts get in the way of an anti-patent rant on here :)

    3. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . It's perfectly legal.

      And pointless. Most academics want their work to be used. Basing any work on patented work is just asking for trouble when you have enough challenges as it is. Patents are poison to most good research.

      That said, it's probably imprudent to let mere facts get in the way of an anti-patent rant on here :)

      Many "facts" promulgated by the PTO's and lawyers are merely pious hopes completely out of touch with reality.

    4. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by boristhespider · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mod up on the travel aspect - if you're not willing to move away from your home country then you're in the wrong field and may well find yourself struggling to get work. If you refuse to move from your home city then you're shit out of luck. Academia is extremely unstable up until you get a permanent position, and there aren't many of them going around and you very rarely get a chance to pick where your permanent position will be. (Exceptions exist; schools like Cambridge and Oxford in Britain have a long history of hiring their own - although even that can't be assumed for Oxbridge graduates, not least because there are so many of them - and I get the impression a few of the Ivy League are similar. But even there, people generally have to move around.)

    5. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by Epimer · · Score: 2

      Academics have a variety of motivations, and a common one in my field was indeed to see that work used - by other academics, principally. In which case the same scenario applies - research use does not infringe.

      Basing any work on patented work is a reasonable means to obtain cross-licensing agreements if you improve upon the base invention. That's a good start for commercialising an academic venture.

    6. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Most academics want their work to be used.

      Sure, if they're some kind of engineer. In physics, patentable inventions are frequently a side effect of figuring out useful methods (but are often only useful to other people in research), but the goal is often some little piece of knowledge about how the world works.

    7. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by next_ghost · · Score: 1

      While research itself is exempt from patent monopoly, the monopoly still precludes wide application for anything useful for 20 years.

    8. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true at all.

      However, in 2002 the Federal Circuit effectively ended the experimental use exemption as a defense for academic institutions, by recognizing that academic institutions an be held liable for infringement for using a patented technology in the course of its own research.

      http://www.jmripl.com/Publications/Vol3/Issue1/haindfield.pdf

    9. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the reason why nobody gives a second though to patent infringement in academia is because research use of patented inventions in academia is subject to an exemption from infringement. It's perfectly legal.

      Correction you are wrong it is not perfectly legal if you are grant funded.

      If you are grant funded you are running a business and using the patents to generate income. There is case law going back over 25 years on this topic. People have been successfully sued and I have seen lawyers letters shut down projects more than once.

    10. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that, and for state colleges, the University itself might very well retain partial or all of that patent depending on project variables. Have to look at how the State Legislature wrote the bilaws about public institutions, research, and how IP is treated.

      Also, If you replace copyright for patent, it's the same story.

    11. Re:Degrees of scientific freedom by dkf · · Score: 1

      That really depends on the license terms. In a lot fields (particularly those related to physical things) adding a patent license isn't too big a problem provided the holder isn't being a dick about it. Alas, some holders are scummy and either won't license at all or are usurious about what they charge for it. OTOH, some potential licensees are also just as bad.

      It's worse with software, where the pace of innovation's been faster and patents have been awarded rather too easily in the US. There have been things that were patent-worthy, that have seriously pushed innovation forward in the area by rather a lot (e.g., some of the advances in compression and encryption have been really stunning) but not nearly as many of them as there have been patents and that's just encouraged various sorts of leeches and other sorts of low-lifes.

      --
      "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
  4. Physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ....probably focusing on condensed matter physics....

    Well now. You're prepared for a seven figure career on Wall Street..

    Sonny, don't waste your life in academia! You'll be 50 before you do anything worthwhile. And in the meantime, you'll be teaching an ever dwindling group of people who want to learn your subject or worse - engineering students.

    On Wall Street, you'll be a god! You'll rake in the big bucks, great cars, great women, great math, and people will be impressed!

    Condensed Matter? They'll ask, "You mean like my condensed orange juice? Or condensed milk - in a can?"

    Yeah, get laid describing that! OTOH, "I work on Wall Street! I also have disposable Porches. Well, not disposable. I donate them to poor slob doctors.'

    "Oooooooo! Take me back to your place now!"

    See? And when you make it big, retire with your money and finance your own research - no need to publish or perish, no bullshit classes to teach - no engineers, no begging for funding - unless Tropicana wants help, and best of all, fucking young chicks won't get you fired! It'll get you promoted!

    Come with me to the Darkside! UNLIMITED POWER! POOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEERRR!

    1. Re:Physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yeah, the US is fucked.

    2. Re:Physics? by everithe · · Score: 1

      I suspect that you're trying to be ironic, but I just thought I'd mention that I'm female ;) That said, is it really true that Physics grads are in demand in the financial sector? I hear a lot of talk, but your link is inaccessible to me.

    3. Re:Physics? by boristhespider · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is very true. Or it was before the crash - I know that for a while after that the market was glutted with experienced quants who'd just been laid off by their banks, so outsiders didn't get a look-in, but it might have changed back again now.

    4. Re:Physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work on Wall Street! I also have disposable Porches.

      Ha! Forget the porch, my whole HOUSE is disposable, bitch! :)

    5. Re:Physics? by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      So by mentioning your gender to the AC, are you trying to imply that you are against homosexual relations? Homophobe! In this day and age the women cruise for chicks and the men look for a strong man to take care of them!

      Joking aside, Physics grads have plenty of skills that are valuable in the financial sector that other majors may lack. Advanced Mathematics? check. Advanced computer skills? check. Ability to assume everything can be represented by a pointlike object or perfect sphere? double check.

    6. Re:Physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in the financial sector. As a physics student you'll have more than sufficient statistical analysis to build exciting new CREDIT MODELS that decide whether or not to extend a loan to a potential customer.

    7. Re:Physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and these are the geniuses that helped wreck our economy.

    8. Re:Physics? by Chase+Husky · · Score: 5, Informative

      Anything related to math, e.g., applied maths, theoretical maths, and statistics, is in high demand in finance, let alone other sectors, especially if you've got a base degree or focus that matches, e.g., an S.B./S.M. Bioengineering/Biology or an M.D. if you want to do principled biomedical work. In fact, with the right position, you could easily spend all day publishing biostatistics papers in Biometrika, Biometrics, the Journal of the American Statistical Association, and the Journal of the Royal Statistical Society on, say, models that analyze the effects of some treatment or drug under development, yet get paid more than someone doing the same thing in academia.

      Touching on your overall concerns and questions, here are a laundry list of things that I found useful during my graduate years, with respect to a career in academia:

      - Take some time to really figure out what you want to study and, ultimately, do in the future while you're in graduate school. If you don't have a firm plan, it's not a bad idea to stay in graduate school longer, provided you have grant funding from your adviser or a fellowship, to pursue other options or investigate other disciplines.

      - If you are committed to being a researcher, figure out why the top scientists are where they're at today and maneuver yourself accordingly. For example, within machine learning, people like Michael Jordan, David Blei, Zoubin Ghahramani, Bill Freeman, etc. are successful because they have a somewhat strong statistical background and statistics makes up a large portion of prominent pattern recognition schemes; if you were in, say, computer science or electrical engineering and wanted to be a prominent contributor to the field, it would probably be wise to pursue an S.M./Ph.D. Statistics or an S.M./Ph.D. Applied Math to ensure that your skill set is highly developed. With respect to condensed particle physics, on the theoretical side, you'd probably be well-served by pursuing an S.M. Mathematics, with a focus in differential geometry, topology, and algebra, while, on the practical side, having some programming knowledge wouldn't hurt.

      - If you're wanting to do research within academia, determine, as early as possible, where you would ultimately like to obtain a faculty position. This will dictate where you should complete your terminal degree, since, once you graduate, unless you do some incredibly amazing work in your early years, happen to work with someone very famous, or are nearing retirement with a large body of work, you will mostly be constrained to moving laterally, slightly up, or down compared to your alma mater's ranking. As an example, if you want to work at Stanford, it'd likely be good to do your Ph.D. at either Stanford, UIUC, MIT, Harvard, Cornell, or UC-Berkeley.

      - If you're unable to get into a really good school during your first round of graduate applications, and you know that you'd like to teach at one, either settle for a somewhat mediocre school to start out with, especially if they offer you a research assistantship, or pursue a second undergraduate degree at your alma mater. During this time, you should ascertain how the current crop of graduate students at the good schools got admitted. If it was based upon publications, find out what journals the "best" publications are in your field are being sent to and start targeting those venues, if possible, before you reapply. If it was based upon internships, try to do more of those at better institutions/labs. If it was based upon the "old boys network" and recommendations from a trusted source, surreptitiously determine, e.g., by looking at publication records, if anyone you're either working with or that knows you well happens to have either collaborated with someone at or graduated from a better university and if they can put you in touch. (I say surreptitiously because, if you chose the mediocre graduate school route, blatantly asking someone like your committee adviser about moving to better university, especially when that move is

    9. Re:Physics? by everithe · · Score: 1

      Thanks for taking the time to write all that, it was very helpful and I wish you were modded up more.

    10. Re:Physics? by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      I think there's some irony there, but he's not too far off. Appears there's a place for physics/engineers in the financial sector. Not sure how big the market is, but the student whose fluid dynamics code we used went to work on Wall Street. Your mileage may vary, but it also looks to me like there are more satisfying lives than the life of an academic.

      Crap. Here we go...

      So I spent the last five years in two different grad programs and will soon be leaving with... an M.S... They were decent/very good programs and I was plenty smart, but spent most of ages 22-27 almost completely miserable for it. In short, I went because I was smart, capable, and loved the material, and I payed a pretty big price for it. It's a great thing if you can find a field that piques your curiosity like that, but I'd call it a necessary rather than sufficient condition for success in grad school. I like to get lost in equations and algorithms, and it just didn't dawn on me that I'd have to make such a desperate attempt to flaunt it and establish a name for myself. I don't have a big enough ego to think that the world revolves around my research topic much less me, and as silly as it sounds, I found myself sitting through presentations much more interested in the personality of the presenter than the content. Grown men (yes, usually men) spending their whole lives analyzing a particular wave mode? Are they passionate about it because it's interesting or because they're desperately clinging to something they can get funding for? It's a mind trip if you really sit there and analyze it. And the isolation. Hell. When I was most productive, it wasn't at all unusual for me to go three or four days without speaking to anyone. Probably wouldn't be so bad if you're of the female type. In the end, I decided that although nothing would technically prevent me from being a scientist and a good person, as stressed out, overworked, and miserable as I already was, and with no end in sight, the risk was just too great.

      Sorry for the pessimism. I'll cut myself off there and refer you to a few sources I've found helpful:

      worstprofessorever.com/
      Former classics professor, now web developer/writer. Pretty awesome person. No longer an academic. You read that correctly. Not an academic. Awesome person. They're not incompatible, despite what some professors would like you to believe.

      Demetri Martin On Puzzles And 'Important Things'
      Because who doesn't love Demetri Martin? He made it most of the way through law school before dropping out and doing something that made him happy. I like his explanation around 10 minutes in.

      Amazon.com: Winning the Games Scientists Play
      I can't recommend this book enough. It's basically a book about how to advance your scientific career in the most efficient way possible. I picked it up randomly and got through half of it standing in the library stacks before I found myself too nauseous to continue. He starts off insisting he's only the messenger, but it's really pretty sickening that someone would attempt to codify and advocate everything that makes academia such a miserable place. Thing is, it's pretty much true. I love where he says that fake scientists with outside hobbies or interests that occupy too much of their minds should be identified and exposed with great pleasure. Wow.

      Richard Hamming: You and Your Research
      Yes, Richard Hamming of the eponymous window function! Advice on how to be a good researcher. "I don't like to say it in front of my wife, but I did sort of neglect her sometimes; I needed to study. You have to neglect things if you intend to get what you want done. There's no question about this."

      Anyway, after all this, I figure someone who's not deterred in the least might actually

    11. Re:Physics? by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      Good God, that's pessimistic! Sorry for that. It's more of a warning than anything. It's really not all bad. There's lots of interesting research going on and lots of truly wonderful people in academia, but there are also a lot of dead ends that are only obvious in hindsight. Just be aware of what you're getting into and it could save you a lot of grief.

    12. Re:Physics? by everithe · · Score: 1

      Very clever, sir/ma'am/somethinginbetween, but the GP called me sonny, and that was what I was responding to :P
      --
      Hm, that may be true for Physics grads, but does it still hold for postgrads? Say I decide to get a PhD and am unable to secure a job afterwards. Will my chances of employment be decreased because I'm, er, "overqualified"?

    13. Re:Physics? by everithe · · Score: 1

      Sorry I realised I didn't specify: unable to secure job in research. Will my chances of employment in say the financial sector be decreased?

    14. Re:Physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These days, that's called "hoarding disorder".

    15. Re:Physics? by qwak23 · · Score: 2

      I could continue with this line humor, but I will stop before I end up taking it too far and innocent Macaroni Penguins get caught in the ineveitable crossfire ;)

      Two examples of Physics PhDs with successful careers outside of academia are Gil Amelio and Nathan Myhrvold. One was CEO of Apple for awhile and the other produced an awesome cook book (among other things).

      Though demand for Physics PhDs in Academia may be low, demand for the skill sets physicists have (at all degree levels) is quite high. I've had the opportunity to work with a few who are outside of academia (though still in physics) who are quite happy with their jobs. Additionally various government agencies take physics majors at all levels for various positions, including research positions.

      Physics is my intended future major (currently I am working on an associates degree in Mathematics part-time and working full-time). Over the past few years I've been making it a point to find out about opportunities for Physics majors everywhere I go and there is quite a lot. I'm currently living in Japan, there is a large research park here dedicated to wireless communications, Carl Zeiss employs physicists here in optics and there are options to teach part time through distance education. Your skills will not go unused =)

    16. Re:Physics? by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      I doubt it, a friend of mine recently completed his PhD in Mathematics and had several job leads in finance but ended up finding an available job in academia and decided against finance.

    17. Re:Physics? by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      And to add on to another post down below. Find a good mentor. This should be someone you can go to for career or even general life advice. They should be more experienced than you and hold a senior level position, however I would recommend against having a mentor that is in your direct work group, or in a direct senior/subordinate relationship with you (or even with your direct supervisor) as it's best if they can be as impartial as possible. They don't necessarily have to be in the same field (though it helps if they are, as there is always the possibilty of future string pulling) as many aspects of the working world are the same from job to job. Some organizations even have strong mentorship programs and assign them to junior members (though you don't necessarily have to stick with that mentor). Don't hesitate to ask someone either, some may not have time and decline but don't let that discourage you. A good mentor will take their relationship with you very seriously and wont be troubled if you call them for advice even when they are on vacation ;)

      Though I am not working in my desired field currently, I have been very successful where I'm at and I owe a great deal of that to my mentors. Don't wait until you finish your degrees either, it never hurts to have someone you can trust for impartial advice.

    18. Re:Physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love where he says that fake scientists with outside hobbies or interests that occupy too much of their minds should be identified and exposed with great pleasure. Wow.

      And this is why innovative research is doomed. The system is designed to filter out anyone who isn't a single-minded drone.

    19. Re:Physics? by everithe · · Score: 1

      That's a very interesting suggestion. People talk a lot about having a good advisor, but I gather you're suggesting I find a mentor who isn't actually in charge of me. Seems kind of hard to find someone who would bother to be a mentor though, but I get what you mean about impartial advice.

    20. Re:Physics? by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      That was very helpful. The only thing I can add is a reiteration of your last point. It sounds like your situation was worse, but I got screwed by my graduate adviser and two years after leaving the school I haven't been able to find a job or another graduate program. It's crucial to stay on their good side.

    21. Re:Physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're pretty don't attach a photo that makes you look too attractive if the HR bunch involved are females:
      http://www.forbes.com/sites/meghancasserly/2012/04/04/girl-on-girl-crime-too-pretty-costs-you-the-job/

      Caveat: it's just one study. But since way more girls go "I hate her" about someone they hardly know (some singer/celebrity) without being able to give a good reason, I won't be surprised if the results are reproducible. If there are straight unmarried guys involved, you can use the pretty photo.

      That said, maybe your goal should not be merely to increase your chances of employment. Instead your goal should be to increase your chances of employment in places where you'd really like to work. If a company rejects/accepts you for stupid reasons, you might be better off not working there.

    22. Re:Physics? by Chase+Husky · · Score: 2

      It's definitely not a problem! I only wish someone had done the same for me, or, rather, that I had the foresight, to uncover some of these points early on, as it would have saved me 3 or so years of time.

      In any event, there are a few things I forgot to add:

      - As a student, you are basically free to go up to famous people at conferences and talk to them (I don't know how prevalent conferences are in physics, but they're very common in engineering/computer science). Use this to your advantage to network, ask about lab openings, about going to the school, etc., as, once you graduate and become a postdoc or faculty member, this becomes harder to do (at least from what I've been seen or told) unless you're already in their social group by proxy or are famous too. (As an anecdote, when I was at a biologically-themed conference a few years ago, I had the chance to talk with one of the former editors in chief of a top neuroscience journal, told him how cool his research was, and wished that I had time to break away from my area to dabble in his, even if it was just analyzing data or doing a bunch of grunt work,which I normally hate to do outside of a bio-laboratory setting. Rather surprisingly, he offered me a paid summer position in his lab, on the spot, and even paid for me to visit, tour the lab, and meet his students to get a handle on what I could do to help out before I settled in that summer.)

      - From what I've seen, students with dual technical Bachelors degrees, especially in areas that don't heavily overlap, e.g., Computer Science and Mathematics or Electrical Engineering and Bioengineering, tend to have a better chance of being accepted to high-ranking schools when coming from non-high-ranking ones; my conjecture is that it shows the admissions committee that you have the capacity to successfully learn two very different sets of skills and hence are more likely to do well in the future. As such, if you have the opportunity/funding to pursue another undergraduate degree, it would definitely be prudent to do so, as I mentioned above, especially because it gives you more time to secure internships and will allow you to get your feet wet with research. For example, since your S.B. is in Physics, you could pursue an A.B. Mathematics, an S.B. Electrical/Computer/Bio/etc. Engineering, or an S.B. Computer Science.
      If you do the dual Bachelors route, since you want to go into physics, it would be best to ask your physics professors about undergraduate research opportunities while pursuing the other degree. Be sure and mention to them that they don't necessarily need to pay you, but that you're wanting to explore the possibility of a research career and publish. If you do this, there will likely be a line of professors waiting to snatch you up and will be willing to write you a very strong letter of recommendation once you graduate.

      - Another thing worth noting is that you should make friends with either English majors or people with strong technical writing skills and a very strong grasp of grammar: these individuals will be ultimately invaluable for helping you scan over your publications, before they're submitted, and making any corrections that improve clarity. At the same time, it won't hurt to take a technical writing class, provided you haven't already.

    23. Re:Physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're into condensed matter physics I'd go talk to some semiconductor companies.

    24. Re:Physics? by Chase+Husky · · Score: 1

      That was very helpful. The only thing I can add is a reiteration of your last point. It sounds like your situation was worse, [...]

      It was rather bad.

      To preface everything, my adviser was around 65 years old and nearing retirement, whereas I came into the Ph.D. program way too early (at 19) and was treated very differently from the rest of his students (who were 29-35 years old) almost at the get-go, but definitely after being there for four years. For instance, he would talk down to me, saying that I was a kid and wouldn't be able to understand something, or would belittle my work, despite not having authored a paper on his own or done anything but managerial tasks in over 10 years. Heaven forbid if I made a mistake when proving a theorem or in not exhaustively completing a task: he would never let me forget about it and would bring it up at any moment it suited him, especially to call into question the validity of heavy mathematical work that I was going to publish on my own or to question why I had time for pursuing other endeavors beyond those he paid me to do for 20 hours per week. The only reason I put up with his bullshit for so long was that he was paying me incredibly well for a research assistant ($35000/yr) and basically gave me a fellowship that waived both my grad. tuition and my M.D. tuition (which would have saved me something like $400k overall).

      Ultimately, from what I've corroborated from other sources, this guy was rather jealous of my ability to work, without supervision, on whatever suited my interests, have my papers accepted in better venues (not because I was smarter, just that I knew the value of presentation, getting 3d artists to make my graphics and figures, etc.), live in a relatively care-free environment, be able to travel on a whim to conferences, regard him as a manager/peer and not as someone who was a "better" researcher, and so forth. Since he was nearing retirement age, these issues were even more poignant, and he took on more responsibilities to prove to himself that he still "had it." Unfortunately for him, the more duties he picked up, the less time he had for actually doing anything remotely research-oriented and the more he became jealous of my infinite free time and the 50 hours per week that I'd spend on my research.

      Eventually, due to all of these bottled-up feelings, he exploded into a profanity-laden tirade and lashed out at me during one seemingly routine one-on-one sit down where I was presenting my work for one of his grant projects. Needless to say, I wasn't keen to stick around after all of that and sought to move up to a much better school. However, I was fairly distraught to find that I was rejected from all of the schools I had applied to, despite being sole or lead author on every paper and only publishing in top-tier journals and having a better overall profile than students already in the Ph.D. programs at those schools; later, I found out that he had a hand in unduly blocking my admission, as he basically wrote the letter of recommendation, if you could even call it that, for a junior professor I had tapped, which precipitated my legal action against him.

      [...] but I got screwed by my graduate adviser and two years after leaving the school I haven't been able to find a job or another graduate program.

      With regards to your situation, if you want to go back to graduate school, I would recommend taking some time out to publish on your own, depending upon your field, even if you can't target the top-tier journals. For example, if you're in computer science or engineering, there are plenty of topics that you can work on that only require access to literature (which you can often get through friends at a university or by signing up for a 0 credit hour class for a semester), a decent computer, MATLAB/C/C++ programming knowledge, and some creativity.

    25. Re:Physics? by monatomic · · Score: 1

      You have very specific and excellent advice for students starting out in grad school and I find your experience really interesting. I expect this to be useful to me in the years ahead. Would you mind telling more about your general experiences of grad school and afterwards? What kind of mathematical work do you do? (I am beginning grad student in applied math.)

    26. Re:Physics? by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I've run into a little of this too. In one undergrad class, I did the assignments a little too well. I don't think there were any grounds for the professor to feel embarrassed, but seems he did. He took a dislike to me, and tried to find excuses to flunk me. I should have received an A, but I got a C and that only because I threatened to appeal the grade if it wasn't passing. The entire department was rotten thanks to the irresponsible way the school assembled it. When I attended, it was a new discipline, and the school was in a rush to dredge up some professors. They raided related departments, and those departments used it as an opportunity to jettison their worst. Instead of the usual 1 or 2 bad teachers, it was the other way around. 1 or 2 good teachers, and the rest were terrible. To make matters even worse, they were bitter over being rejected by their chosen discipline, clinging lovingly to it despite the rejection, and regarding their new discipline with contempt, and the students who chose it as idiots. The failure rate got so bad (5% graduation rate!) the dean finally told them that if they didn't shape up, he'd kill the whole department.

      I didn't have difficulties of that sort in grad school. Found out who the plagiarizing, credit stealing backstabbers were and avoided them. And that was fairly easy to do because it was a normal department and there were only a few.

      You have explained some of why your advisor behaved the way he did. Sadly, he has lots of company. What about the larger environment? What is it about the way we run schools that drive people to such desperation? Too competitive perhaps? Science is so highly regarded that some people will stoop to anything to obtain recognition. Or, not selective enough? Maybe the tenure system is a big part of the problem? I have this uncomfortable feeling that too often we hand out PhDs to cheaters, who go on to be the monsters who give academia and science a bad name as they continue the dishonesty that they used to obtain the degree. They won't settle for a lesser role, so they have no choice but to continue to cheat, because they aren't capable of honest science. One PhD I was stuck working with for a year was so bad he never even tried honest work. Never should have been given a PhD, as he himself admitted in one of his rare honest moments. He felt that what was wanted was impossibly hard. He pushed everyone very hard to come up with stuff he could use to snow the customer, and of course blamed everyone else when that didn't work. Even worse, despite the desperate need, if anyone looked like they were on to something good, he'd sabotage them out of fear it might show him up and cost him his job. In the end, we all lost.

      To the young researcher: if you haven't yet faced an ethical dilemma, you will. What do you do when the choice is your ethics or your job? And all future chance at similar jobs? Everyone likes to think they will make the right choice, but until you've been there you won't see how hard that can be. You've got managers putting all the pressure they can on you to "just approve it" even though it's rubbish, hinting that not doing so is not showing team spirit. Which is of course actually a threat to fire you if you don't play ball. If you play along, then odds are your reputation will be ruined, and they'll dump you when they can't use your good name anymore, as it's spent. They will of course blame you for that. And it will stick. Haven't you got a PhD? Shouldn't you have known better, doc? Don't ever put yourself in a position where you can't afford to lose the job. Don't let anyone push you into such a position either. Keep some money saved up, and put off that new car purchase. Else the pressure to cheat or at least condone cheating will be intense.

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      Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
    27. Re:Physics? by Chase+Husky · · Score: 1

      You have explained some of why your advisor behaved the way he did. Sadly, he has lots of company. What about the larger environment? What is it about the way we run schools that drive people to such desperation? Too competitive perhaps? Science is so highly regarded that some people will stoop to anything to obtain recognition. Or, not selective enough? Maybe the tenure system is a big part of the problem? I have this uncomfortable feeling that too often we hand out PhDs to cheaters, who go on to be the monsters who give academia and science a bad name as they continue the dishonesty that they used to obtain the degree. They won't settle for a lesser role, so they have no choice but to continue to cheat, because they aren't capable of honest science. One PhD I was stuck working with for a year was so bad he never even tried honest work. Never should have been given a PhD, as he himself admitted in one of his rare honest moments. He felt that what was wanted was impossibly hard. He pushed everyone very hard to come up with stuff he could use to snow the customer, and of course blamed everyone else when that didn't work. Even worse, despite the desperate need, if anyone looked like they were on to something good, he'd sabotage them out of fear it might show him up and cost him his job. In the end, we all lost.

      I also happened to omit lots of details about my adviser and painted a rather one-sided story above.

      Touching on what you said, though, my adviser got to where he was at through hard work and perseverance during the first 25 years of his career. In fact, he was one of the top five researchers in a rather large field, which is why I went to work with him in the first place.

      In any event, the problem wasn't that he was desperate, that the environment was too competitive, that he was a cheater, or that the school wasn't selective enough in choosing him so many years ago for a faculty position. The problem was that once he became famous, and hence was tenured with a named professorship, had offers to transfer to places like Dartmouth, etc., there was no need for him to produce anything of substance. That is, he was finally able, after 25 years, to finally sit back and let his well-oiled machine run its course without much hands-on involvement. For example, he had his pick of the top students and didn't need to spend much time grooming them and could instead turn them loose on problems and expect to them to write up and publish their papers in his pet conferences and journals. He also was able to join some of the upper level scientific committees that would spend an inordinate amount of money to fly him, and other members out, to various high-profile spots so they could recount stories, get free food, and do only the minimal amount of work necessary at the meetings to justify the need for a face-to-face trip. As well, he had joint departmental appointments out the wazoo, had tons of perks through the university, was insulated from politics, and really had nothing to worry about once he became an emeritus professor and eventually retired, as he would be making around $110k/yr at that point just for showing up every so often and wandering the halls.

      Of course, with all of this, my adviser slowly started to distance himself from doing actual research, i.e., proving theorems, writing papers, and possibly designing and running experiments. From what I can tell, I think he actually forgot how to do any of it and pushed himself back into the fray when I showed up and started publishing like crazy. Further, I'm sure it was incredibly disconcerting, from his point of view, to have some young 20 outdoing him, ignoring his input (since he was incredibly out of touch with the state of the art), and so forth. (Had there had been safeguards in place to ensure that he was forced to do a certain amount of original, top-quality work on his own, though, I'm certain that our contention could have been avoided.)

    28. Re:Physics? by Chase+Husky · · Score: 1

      If you don't mind waiting about 12-ish hours for me to respond, I'll be happy to do so then!

    29. Re:Physics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is very,very good advice. I have a PhD in astronomy, but now work in industry. I think the following would apply to any field of physics:
      1. A good advisor makes a huge difference. The more connected, the better. Selecting somebody who successfully is bringing in competitive grants is crucial. Learn from him how to write the grant applications!!!
      2. Learn to write, and write well.
      3. Try to publish every year in graduate school. After graduate school, at least in astronomy, a goal of 4 peer-reviewed papers per year, plus conference proceedings, would place you on the tenure track.
      4. Finish your PhD as quickly as possible. Your dissertation is unlikely to be read by your future employers. Your papers and talks are more important.
      5. Go to a top ten graduate school in your field. Competition is fierce, and this provides you with an advantage. How fierce? There was a tenure-track position at a decent second-tier university with 300 applicants - and every one of them was qualified for the job.
      6. If academia doesn't work out for you, there are a lot of options in industry. I like to say that "physicists are not afraid of large numbers or big problems." I do think there is a lot of respect for physicists in fields outside of hardcore physics, and this can be of great help to you.

      Good luck!

    30. Re:Physics? by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      It can be difficult, but it's not impossible (and probably easier than you think). A professor at your current university might make a good one, especially if you do your graduate work at another. You may even consider a scientist from a different department, say Chemistry or Biology. Though they might not know specific ins and outs of the Physics department, they may be able to provide an outside perspective that is valuable. If you approach them properly, it shows you have an interest in your career (it also helps to have your own ideas and plans already sketched out, you should be approaching them for advice, not direction) which may help persuade them to mentor you. The fact that you are asking them may also inflate their ego a little which helps. ;)

      Also, don't forget to thank them, especially at important points in your career. Theres no better feeling for a mentor than a quick phone call where you tell them you just got that job you wanted or the promotion you were looking for and thank them for their part in it.

    31. Re:Physics? by Chase+Husky · · Score: 1

      Would you mind telling more about your general experiences of grad school and afterwards?

      Aside from the issues that I had with my adviser, graduate school was a really great place. When I first started out, however, I was overwhelmed, because I was placed on a very, very large grant project and given a very complex, open-ended mathematical task to complete with little direction. To make matters worse, no one on the project told me what they expected of me, where I should pick up relevant information, what journals I should be reading, who I could possibly collaborate with, how long I had to complete certain objectives, and so on. As well, they assumed I joined the project with a deep knowledge of probability and statistics, which I didn't have (and they should have known, considering that I mentioned it to them several times during the interview process), since all of my undergraduate coursework was on the hardware side of electrical and computer engineering.

      In any event after a few months of floundering, banging my head against the wall, bringing myself up to speed, slogging through classes, and just trying to find the time to go out and meet people, I heard that I was accepted into medical school and also was set to receive a fellowship. As if by magic, all of my worries melted away with that news, since I wouldn't have to rely on my position on the grant to pay for tuition or my shoebox-sized apartment, I could afford to go out to eat, and would ultimately have much more freedom with regards to how many classes I took or how much free time I could allot myself. In fact, looking back, I really made the most of those 5 years of funding, as I had enough time off to meet a lot of new friends (something I didn't do when I was an undergraduate, since I spent all of 2 years, after high school, on my S.B. EE), was able to travel the world, see new places, experience new foods and cultures, could afford to take whatever classes I wanted without question (I loaded up on math, biology, neuroscience, and statistics courses during my off-years of medical school), could work on any research projects, and, overall, just enjoy life.

      While I did relish all of that freedom, one of the biggest hurdles I ran into was publishing on my own, as I had no collaborators and was fairly isolated due to my fellowship. Instead of sticking it out and spending 2-4 months per journal paper, I decided that it would nice if I could offload some of the work, give up some credit, and churn out journal papers every 3-4 weeks (under a light class load). Initially, I tried doing this with one of my publishing-inclined peers, but I ended up having a huge argument with him, as he tried to usurp ownership of an idea (despite contributing only a small proof that turned out to be wrong and unmendable) and publish it on his own at some conference. Eventually, I thought that it would be good try collaborating on a grant project again, as there would be a bit more oversight and I could avoid having someone trying to claim ownership of my work. Unfortunately, I made a big mistake when I mentioned this desire to my adviser (who had the authority to cut the strings on my fellowship after 4 years) and he effectively strong-armed me into working on his grants if I wanted to keep my fellowship. (The only upshot to that arrangement with him was that he had to pay me by the hour, to get around the fellowship restrictions, so I ended up making almost as much as the assistant professors in the electrical engineering department my final year there.)

      In any event, after my entire ordeal with him and the justice system, I had the option of going back, getting another adviser, and paying to finish a Ph.D./M.D. Instead, I opted to head back to my alma mater for a bit, to build up my network of contacts and find people to write letters of recommendation, before transferring to a better school. Fortunately, with my body of coursework and publications, I was able to test out of the classes that were

  5. Fraud?? by Barsteward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the talk of fraud is from religious nuts, climate change deniers etc. so just ignore these idiots.

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    "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
  6. A lot of this "science is fraud" is from idiots by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They say that evloution can't be true because the bible says it. And that global warming must be wrong because they like driving an SUV, and because they know they are nice people they cannot be impacting the environment. Most people you meet within science won't be at all like that.

    1. Re:A lot of this "science is fraud" is from idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No most people in science will only be concerned with funding.

    2. Re:A lot of this "science is fraud" is from idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, these are your prejudices. There are as many reasons people have different opinions as there are people times opinions.

      Slashdot is full of prejudiced retards that applaud eachother in groupthink. Whoever thinks otherwise must be new here :p

    3. Re:A lot of this "science is fraud" is from idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what evidence do you present to support this? Your own personal biased, one point doesn't make a line, experience? More likely you're repeating some line of bovine excrement you heard from a neocon looking to destroy what little science there is left in the US? Having reviewed tenure applications at my own institution and having written letters of support/denial at the request of department chairs at other institutions, there are EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS NOT to be influenced by the amount of funding, but rather the QUALITY OF RESEARCH done AND THE QUALITY OF TEACHING. The normal split is 40% research, 40% teaching and 20% into service to field, service to university, interactions with colleagues and comparisons of performance to other new untenured faculty in the same field at other institutions

    4. Re:A lot of this "science is fraud" is from idiots by ThorGod · · Score: 1

      They say that evloution can't be true because the bible says it. And that global warming must be wrong because they like driving an SUV, and because they know they are nice people they cannot be impacting the environment.

      Bingo! Unfortunately, slashdot isn't immune to the loud, uninformed internet minions. That's the problem with anything on the internet. If you have a question and an answer in mind, then someone's already written up that answer somewhere on the internet with which ever opinion you have of it. So don't rely on internet sources.

      Rely on the scientific method and peer-reviewed journals or sources (aka published professors/fellow students).

      And *please* don't let anybody but yourself decide what makes you happy. Of people on slashdot or you, only YOU will know when you've found work that makes you happy.

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    5. Re:A lot of this "science is fraud" is from idiots by dkf · · Score: 1

      Exactly what evidence do you present to support this?

      I have never met any scientist that wasn't concerned with funding, either for themselves or (if they have tenure) for their research teams. They might care about the other things too, but they really care about money.

      No, I'm wrong. I've met a couple of Nobel Prize winners who were still academically active. They were less concerned with money. That's mostly because they had institutions bidding to attract them (an unseemly business, but what happens...)

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      "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
  7. Science! by qwak23 · · Score: 2

    If it's what you want, go for it. You may struggle for a few years early on, very few jobs are awesome (pay wise) to start but over time it will get better. Also remember, you're never too old to try something new (with the exception of a few career fields like fighter pilot), if your dream job doesn't work out, you may be able to find another one that you enjoy but never realized existed (science majors have many more options open to them than say, business majors). Success is never guaranteed, but if you don't try, you'll never get anywhere.

    I too would one day like to be an Academic Scientist, and maybe I will get there, I am just taking the extra long route right now ;)

    Best of luck to you.

    1. Re:Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having worked as a scientist for over 40 years, I can say that I was lucky enough to get paid to do something I really enjoyed. I found the research to be very exciting. You are always learning and being challenged.

        There were ups and downs, but mostly ups. The lab I worked for always had funding problems, but somehow we got to the end of each fiscal year. I never saw any cheating on research results. Before a research paper was released, we had 2 internal reviewers, then before it was published, the journal usually had at least 3 reviewer go over it. Many times I would have to explain things better to satisfy these reviews. I must say that getting the reviews back was probably the most emotionally difficult part of each paper I published. The reviewers were anonymous, and often knew more about the subject than I did. However, it did get less stressful after a while.

      I wish you the best of luck, science to me is much more exciting and rewarding that being on wall street. You will be doing something constructive for society, rather than shuffling money around.

    2. Re:Science! by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      if your dream job doesn't work out, you may be able to find another one that you enjoy but never realized existed (science majors have many more options open to them than say, business majors).

      Seconded. I always thought I would be a scientist, and I got a master's degree in physics from a rather prestigious university. Since then I have started about 5 PhD projects, each one coming to a halt within a year, mostly due to problems with the supervisor and the department. In most of these cases I was simply unlucky, for example with one supervisor moving to another job. In another example, other people soon followed me as I left an incompetent supervisor. So my one advice would be, find a supervisor/department you like -- no amount of interest in your topic can help, if your general working environment sucks.

      Besides academic work, I have greatly enjoyed industrial R&D, mainly related to process engineering. In some ways, that work has been closer to my hobbies in electronics and programming than my academic qualifications, though knowing the real physics and chemistry also helps. However, most of my working career has been spent teaching math and science -- being fluent in English has landed me some rather unique positions in international schools. As a working environment, a school is in many ways nicer than academia, although there is often an overload of social activity for an introverted nerd.

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      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    3. Re:Science! by everithe · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you had a great lab (: And thanks for the encouragement. I can't wait to publish something of my own.

    4. Re:Science! by everithe · · Score: 1

      Thanks for sharing (: I worry a lot about my PhD not panning out, but your experience kind of gives me hope that it's not that bad when things screw up.

    5. Re:Science! by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      It's only bad if you make it bad. I really like the Freakonomics take on it: Fail quickly! Once you're certain something's not going to pan out, fail and move on! The Upside of Quitting

  8. Find great mentors by Subm · · Score: 2

    Find great mentors. I recommend Richard Feynman.

    You can't go wrong getting his perspectives on science (besides his actual science, which has some relevance to condensed matter physics). I don't know anyone who describes learning about nature better. If what he says doesn't resonate, you might consider leaving the field. If it resonates, you may find you don't care about other people's opinions as much and just enjoy the pleasure of finding things out.

    There are many hours of videos of him online free.

    1. Re:Find great mentors by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      It also helps to have living mentors. ;)

      Finding a good mentor or two is an excellent in any profession. I certainly owe quite a bit to mine.

  9. It's not rampant by JanneM · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Cheating and fraud is not rampant, and has never been. The vast majority of scientists never go close to any unethical line. Most cheating is likely found out too, sooner or later, and sooner the more flagrant and potentially important it is. Your career will not be affected in any way by the existence of fraud in the field.

    What is a concern, however, is the sheer amount of young researchers and the relative lack of positions for them. Academia is an up-or-out kind of system, and at every step of the career ladder you are competing with dozens or hundreds of other qualified people. To put it bluntly, do go into science as a career if that where your hearts desire lies, but also make sure you have some idea of what to do instead if it doesn't work out.

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    Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
    1. Re:It's not rampant by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed. My observation is that you can make a decent living doing ANYTHING IFF you are exceptionally good at it. That doesn't mean getting A's in the average watered-down school class - it means pursuing it with a passion and being recognized outside of school by "peers" who are already established in that industry. Now, that doesn't have to be something recognized as a "profession" per se in school - it could be a trade, or even just your ability to BS or play poker.

      What you can't afford to do is be mediocre at just anything. There are fields you can make a survivable income on with mediocre performance, but science is definitely not one of them. In fact, I'm not sure a college degree is even a worthwhile pursuit for most of them - those incomes are much less survivable if you're repaying $50k in loans.

      So, the important question to ask is just how good you really are. Being above-average in school just isn't going to cut it in most fields - there are no jobs just waiting out there for anybody who can apply and check the 4-year-degree box on. When I size up kids in high school with dreams I usually ask them what they're already doing to achieve them. If they think that the path to success is to do what their teachers tell them to and go to the right college, I inform them that they are in for a world of hurt. If they aren't already doing it outside of school, then chances are they'll never be doing it. Oh, sure, the NIH won't give you a job without so many degrees, but there are lots of "sciency" things you can do on your own time without anybody's permission - whether it be exploratory programs or just reading a lot of good books and interacting online.

      Would-be programmers have no excuses at all - I wish I had half the access to online resources that kids have today when I was their age. There is no reason that a kid in high school can't be making very strong contributions to FOSS/etc. If they aren't, then good luck ever getting a job in the current market.

    2. Re:It's not rampant by everithe · · Score: 1

      You've touched on a very important point, I think - that of being good at research. The thing is, it's hard to tell whether I'm any good for real research right now. I'm definitely interested, and my grades are decent, but there's always a real possibility of me discovering, perhaps partway through my PhD, that I'm not good enough. After all, being able to do well in exams is hardly an indicator for whether I'm cut out to do actual scientific research.

    3. Re:It's not rampant by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen which is admittedly limited, it doesn't appear getting a PhD is about intelligence. Being a good researcher requires plenty of intelligence, but that's inevitable if you have the passion to study hard and the foresight to get yourself into a good environment.

    4. Re:It's not rampant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not really a career ladder, but more of a pyramid. Think of it that way, and you'll know what you're getting into before you start.

    5. Re:It's not rampant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you need to look for an opportunity to do research so you can find out. Ask professors if they have any research projects over the summer for which they need assistants. Many undergraduate programs also have "directed study" classes in their calendar, which are usually supervised research projects counted as a credit. You don't say exactly where you are in your program, but if you are going back in the fall you may still have a chance to do these things. Usually the last year in many undergraduate programs in the sciences is when you do a BSc thesis. That's probably the best measure of whether you would like graduate studies. If your program doesn't have something like that, ask around and see if you can work on a research project some other way (and ideally get academic credit, but even if not, it would be something you could put on your CV).

      Don't worry about discovering mid-way through the process that you aren't cut out for it or don't like it. Look for ways to find out now. You're right that exams aren't the best measure of this stuff, so investigate the other options. *Ask* your professors in what ways you could get involved with research. If you think undergraduate is too early for this stuff, it isn't. But you have to show some initiative and ask about it.

    6. Re:It's not rampant by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Quite frankly, my experience is different. I have seen a number of instances of fraudulent or at least massive misleading publications. Some of them get published, in part at "high-quality venues" (that really are only high-quality with regard to from). Quite a few more, I have seen as reviewer. And one of them, at a prestigious conference, held me back for almost two years, because my Ph.D. adviser was unable to understand my explanation on why that publication was bad. (I saw it in about 10 minutes.) Fortunately, all authors besides the first one published what was almost, but not quite a retraction two years later and I could move forward again. Of course I lost all respect for my adviser in the process. He did not even manage an apology. I think he only found out how good my results actually were when my second adviser (very, very reputed person) explained it to him at my Ph.D. defense. Needless to say, I am not in academia anymore.

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    7. Re:It's not rampant by fermion · · Score: 2
      Unethical behavior is well publicized for certain fields. For instance, medical researchers get in trouble because they ghost write papers without discloser, recommend untested drugs for children because they get paid to do so, and ignore data that does not result in the conclusion the researcher was paid to prove. Of course any field of science that is funded by non-scientist,climate change research,

      The thing with physics is that it is a pretty open subject. Like the recent faster than light thing. It was worked and reworked and a fault was found pretty quickly. Or the Voyager anomaly which is likely a thermal effect. In Physics scientist can not only ask for a solution that fits the data, but also a solution that fits underlying physics and can be used to generate other testable solution. Research that is most susceptible to fraud does not have all these layers of verification.

      As a last example, I recall when the TAMU tabletop cold fusion paper was released. Every lab in Texas probably had a printout of it and scrutinized it. The inconsistencies were quickly found. This is why the current push to make all papers public, especially in the medical field, is so important. To minimize fraud.

      As far as what should in physics, do what you love. Condensed matter is fascinating field and if that is what you love to do with the rest of you life, even if there are going to be lean times, then do it. The image of the public may effect funding, but it won't effect the science. The public does not understand the iterative process. They want simple answers and simple solutions. Most do not understand the process.

      I wish you well in your studies and hope that every day is a new insight into the wonders of the universe.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    8. Re:It's not rampant by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      I'd like to echo and build on sirrunsalot's reply. Researching is a skill that can be learned, not an inherent talent you either possess or don't. For instance, I reviewed a paper last week where they didn't review any literature relevant to their work, they didn't conduct many experiments, they didn't provide any metric to gauge the quality of their methods, and they certainly didn't write with enough clarity and detail to make their work reproducible. Some people think that being a good researcher means making clever insights that solve problems no one else can. That is wrong. Being a good researcher is about doing something no one else has done, no matter how small, and being rigorous about reporting the results.

    9. Re:It's not rampant by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      Being a good researcher is about doing something no one else has done, no matter how small, and being rigorous about reporting the results.

      Well said.

    10. Re:It's not rampant by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Cheating and fraud is not rampant, and has never been...

      The problem with the above statement is it completely ignores those lists at the end of every medical journal listing those researchers, Ph.D. students, and research scientists who have been officially censored, or placed upon a censure list, etc.

      Today, the majority of a number of studies in specific categories, reported about daily in the myth-media, are performed not at valid R&D facilities or institutions, but by astroturf firms, etc.

    11. Re:It's not rampant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idealistic, but not quite true. Science is a people business -- in the early years, your continued employment depends on established academics wanting to keep you around in their team as your salary comes from their grant; your later years depend on a wider and wider network of people wanting to keep you -- eg, the faculty deciding they'd like to keep you permanently by giving you tenure. Some measures such as publication rate and grant money gained matter (but both of those are network-dependent -- you are convincing your peers your work is good), but at each stage "being someone they'd like to work with" is probably the most important factor -- there are so many more scientists than faculty positions, and yet not every tenured academic is a star!

    12. Re:It's not rampant by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think my point is still perfectly valid. The career path you illustrate is not based on your ability to do science, but rather your ability to relate to people. If you're exceptional at it, you can do well in many fields. I specifically listed BSing as a skillset in my post.

      Obviously no career is built on a single skill - to the degree that your BS skills are good, your science skills can probably be a little worse.

    13. Re:It's not rampant by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      While I'll agree with what somebody else said that research can be an acquired skill, I do think that problem solving and analytical thinking in general tend to be talents that emerge fairly early in life. I do agree that the ability to do research isn't identical to intelligence.

      One thing you should probably also think about is whether research in and of itself is a career you actually WANT to pursue. That was my problem - I got rather far along before I decided that even though I was very good at it I wasn't really all that interested in it, which in the end limits your ability to truly excel. Research is long and slow. You can read about classical experiments in books and get this sense that breakthroughs just happen all the time. In real life one scientist might work at a single problem for decades and really only come up with a truly amazing discovery once a decade if they're very good. When you move from books to the lab the pace goes WAY down, and it becomes a grind.

      Many people do just fine with that, but I wasn't one of them. However, it isn't that big of a problem if things turn out that way - if you're exceptional at STEM there are lots of good careers still left in the US. What you can't afford to be is mediocre, unless you have some other skills to fall back on.

  10. Science outside academia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists are humans too... any bad behavior you've seen in people, you can find in scientists. I doubt that's any more or less true today than ever. But that doesn't mean that training your mind to use the tools of science won't be incredibly valuable. I had a great experience in academia getting my PhD, but ended up leaving academia right afterwords. What I learned has proven valuable, and given me opportunities to do some original science, but more importantly to have an impact and in a small way push the course we're taking as humans toward rational choice rather than whatever it is you call the alternative.

  11. Accepted norms by DaneM · · Score: 5, Informative

    While I can't provide much specific information, I can tell you some general advice.

    Background: My father is an internationally prominent plant scientist and former air pollution researcher. He's also worked at several universities in important positions (department head, etc.). One things that he's mentioned repeatedly (if not often) is the fanatical importance that most scientists and university personnel seem to place upon what's "accepted." Bluntly, this is a pretty blatant problem of inflated egos (endemic to universities and such, in general), but highly educated people are also quite good at pretending they're being rational, rather than emotional about decision-making. The essence of the problem is that if you come up with an idea that's contrary to the current "status quot" belief, and if you promote it shamelessly (as you should), you'll prick the egos of others and be ostracized, criticized, and (if possible) discredited. Furthermore, the success of a scientist seems to be about 40% skill/talent and about 60% political adeptness. Of course, an ethical and self-aware scientist will put away his pride and fear and publish good work regardless of what others think--and sometimes that will pay off in the end. Below is how it might do so.

    I can't provide specific examples of theory-based conflict off the top of my head, but I can illustrate the power of politics (i.e. university politics, scientific community politics, etc.) in science by noting that because my father was able to obtain more grant money than his superiors at UC Riverside, the university decided to close down the department that he headed: the air pollution research department. Of course, this meant a prolonged job hunt and a big move for my dad and his family (including me). (UC Riverside's leaders thereby got rid of the "troublemaker.") If you aren't aware, Riverside is about 60 miles outside of LA and obviously has air quality problems to rival nearly anywhere else. A lesson to be learned from this is that no matter how good a scientist you are, and no matter how good you are at procuring what you need to do good work, ultimately it's the ego of those who provide you with land, labor, and capital that will determine how successful you are. Therefore, it's proven extremely important to foster good will amongst those who can help you do good science. The ethical way to do this (as far as it's been demonstrated to me) is to use your science to help people with real-world problems as much as possible, and show others that helping you is in THEIR best interests.

    My dad now works as a farm adviser (associated with UC Davis), and it's proven very useful to go out of his way to help his "client base" (farmers, primarily) see the value of what he does by helping them to increase their production, and thereby their personal wealth. Essentially, it's good to do a good job, but it's better to "go the extra mile" to bring your good work to those who can make profitable use of it. This strategy has seen my father summoned (from the US where he lives) to China, Italy, Chile, Brasil, Uruguay, Japan, and probably others that I don't recall. By inventing means to help farmers grow their crops cheaper and more reliably (including new methods of testing for nitrogen levels without a mass spectrometer), he's made himself indispensable to the industries and institutions (universities, etc.) that he serves. It hasn't made him "rich," but it has given him job security and a good living for his family.

    So, the bottom line here is something like:

    Do the best possible work you can, but make sure it's actively helping people who need it. That way, when you annoy the scientific community or your academic "superiors," you'll already have people to guard against you being politically maneuvered out of position, since losing you will also cost them money and other resources. Science for the sake of science is good and useful (eventually), but in order to keep it up, you have to provide others with very good reason to help you keep at it.

    I hope that helps.

    --Dane

    1. Re:Accepted norms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one of the best things I have read in a long time.

      I cannot possibly endorse this more.

    2. Re:Accepted norms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40% skill/talent and about 60% political adeptness

      This is true both in academia and in the corporate world. The remainder of your post is spot-on though. I was a former staff member at a large public university. I tended to seek continuous improvement to make my job easier and yield overall positive net benefit for the university. Stepping on other people's established work / fiefdoms will bruise egos badly, even if you are in the right, its more about how you present your work than the actual work. (Note: In a for-profit company, the same is also true, but, rather than the idea being completely shot down without any consideration, it will be considered if there is a business case / net positive benefit to the company ... not necessarily so with a university!).

      For the OP, my wife is a scientist by trade, "biology" being her field. She intentionally left academia to go to the workforce as she did not want to deal with the university politicking over the course of a career. The main difference between the two is that you do not do research just for research's sake to contribute to the field of science. In the corporate world, you do research ultimately to make a product. There's some loss of the spirit of scientific research overall, but the tradeoff being you work with bleeding-edge new ideas and have nicely equipped labs. Still contribute to science at the end of the day, just for different reasons. Best of luck choosing a career path.

    3. Re:Accepted norms by DaneM · · Score: 1

      This is one of the best things I have read in a long time.

      I cannot possibly endorse this more.

      Thanks! Every once in a while I say something useful, it seems. ;-)

    4. Re:Accepted norms by everithe · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the advice! I'll definitely keep it in mind.

    5. Re:Accepted norms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      excellent! Glad this post has a five mod. It may help to see a direct theory-based conflict, so here is an example: Tokamak-based fusion research is a source of $2B in funding every year in the U.S. Even though many groups have theorized more practical methods of producing positive-return reactors, scientists from reputable institutions win their bread by blocking funding to non-Tokamak research.

    6. Re:Accepted norms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but I can illustrate the power of politics (i.e. university politics, scientific community politics, etc.) in science by noting that because my father was able to obtain more grant money than his superiors at UC Riverside, the university decided to close down the department that he headed: the air pollution research department. Of course, this meant a prolonged job hunt and a big move for my dad and his family (including me).

      I bet there's more to this story than what you are letting on because there are a few things about it that don't make sense.

      1. Air Pollution is not typically thought of as a field that would merit a department specifically dedicated to its study. If you mean the Air Pollution Research Center at the UC Riverside, well it still exists.

      2. Departments and Centers are typically headed by tenured faculty. Tenured faculty can't be fired.

      3. Individuals that can bring in grant money are treated like royalty and catered to at universities. Roughly 50% of that grant money goes to the university. They love people that can generate more money for them. It's possible that they would get rid of someone that that was bringing in lots of funding, but as you would imagine such an individual would have to be behaving pretty egregiously.

    7. Re:Accepted norms by MCSEBear · · Score: 2

      I can't provide specific examples of theory-based conflict off the top of my head

      Here is a good example of a recent scientific conflict over a new theory. A scientist steps forward with physical proof (electron microscope images) of a new class of solids and is hounded as some sort of religious heretic and fired from his University for daring to point out something that goes against official scientific dogma.

      An Israeli scientist who suffered years of ridicule and even lost a research post for claiming to have found an entirely new class of solid material was awarded the Nobel Prize for chemistry on Wednesday for his discovery of quasicrystals.

      Shechtman, 70, from Israel's Technion institute in Haifa, was working in the United States in 1982 when he observed atoms in a crystal he had made form a five-sided pattern that did not repeat itself, defying received wisdom that they must create repetitious patterns, like triangles, squares or hexagons.

      "People just laughed at me," Shechtman recalled in an interview this year with Israeli newspaper Haaretz, noting how Linus Pauling, a colossus of science and double Nobel laureate, mounted a frightening "crusade" against him, saying: "There is no such thing as quasicrystals, only quasi-scientists."

      After telling Shechtman to go back and read the textbook, the head of his research group asked him to leave for "bringing disgrace" on the team. "I felt rejected," Shechtman remembered.

      Quoted article is here.

    8. Re:Accepted norms by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      Departments and Centers are typically headed by tenured faculty. Tenured faculty can't be fired.

      Yes, but they can still shut down the department. What that usually means is that the faculty will get absorbed into another department, where they'll have less weight to do the research they want (e.g. lab space, etc). That causes some faculty to look for another position.

      I don't think he was saying that they fired him - just that he got the message that he wasn't welcome.

      Individuals that can bring in grant money are treated like royalty and catered to at universities.

      Yes, until they step on the toes of people who have more political power in the university - even if those people don't bring in as much money. That's why it's called politics. This is a reality I saw a lot of when I was there. There are many ways other faculty members can make life difficult for you.

      Everything he says is something I have witnessed as a grad student.

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      Beetle B.
    9. Re:Accepted norms by pigwiggle · · Score: 1

      All the things you are worried about are fairly common. Too common for your tastes? Maybe. They were for mine. I was in a very good position to get a tenure track position at a good university - I have a great publication record, very good references, good network, loads of collaboration, and so on. The politics was just too much, so I left. That, and I didn't want to live in the places there were jobs.

      But in any event, you are going to find out if it is for you. And if it isn't, you'll still be in a great position to earn a living outside academia. So my advice is to work toward the academic position until you find it isn't for you. That being said, here is the single most important thing you can do for your would be career. It may seem trite, but try to get on with an advisor that has political clout. They will have reliable funding for interesting work. They will be able to afford to send you to meetings to present that work. They will have collaborators with clout (and promising post-docs) that you can add to your network. They will have contacts for good post-doctoral positions. They will have pull in getting you interviews for tenure track positions. And ultimately, they will sit or know people who sit on the grant committees where you go begging for your livelihood.

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    10. Re:Accepted norms by gweihir · · Score: 1

      is the fanatical importance that most scientists and university personnel seem to place upon what's "accepted."

      I have observed that as well, both with others and as response to my own academic work. Original ideas are actually the enemy of success as a scientist. Of course this means that most disciplines are carried forward (at glacial pace) by second and third-rated scientist, because the really good ones have already left in the face of this massive ignorance and incompetence. I have also observed a massive preference of quantity over quality, which is about the most stupid thing on can do in science. That is not to say science is bad. The occasional really gifted scientist that makes it into the system by accident shows otherwise. But many of today's scientists do not deserve that label and should never have made it into their positions. All really good potential scientists are actively and determinedly prevented from ever getting tenure. Understandable, as they would expose all the others for the frauds they are. The academic world is really mostly politicians with a few scientists sprinkled in here and there.

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    11. Re:Accepted norms by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      I have also observed a massive preference of quantity over quality.

      How Science Publishing Works

      I laugh, but it pretty much matches my experience.

    12. Re:Accepted norms by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And those that promote and maintain this system are basically just amoral. I think what is really going on is all the second-raters cheating and lying as they know they should not be in the field in the first place. That makes it impossible for the first-rate people to get in as _they_ are trying to advance on scientific merit. Explains a lot and also why science is so incredibly slow. It is literally the worst possible people (i.e. those with the smallest chance of discovering something worthwhile) driving that progress.

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    13. Re:Accepted norms by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I'd agree, but it could just reflect different experiences. I haven't personally seen pressure to produce results so great that people started lying or cheating out of fear just to get ahead. My experience—and I think I failed in grad school because I couldn't conform to this— is that the pressure to produce an acceptable quantity of publications results in a vast majority of poor-quality, insignificant papers. Not necessarily anything dishonest, just garbage. I think there will always be the possibility to succeed based on the merits of your work alone, but I'd agree that it becomes increasingly unlikely when the incentives pull you in completely different directions.

    14. Re:Accepted norms by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I don't know how much paper-review experience you have, but many "scientists" need to lie (well, by omission) and steal (again, usually by omission) to produce _small_ things. Well, the "garbage", as you so rightfully call it, is the second problem. Many "fist tier" conferences do not even expect any good results to be submitted anymore, so they go for presentation quality. It really is a disgrace. The main problem is, IMO, that drive and hard work is mistaken for aptitude to do science. It does not work that way. In fact it works the other way round: Good scientists are people that have the necessary curiosity and talent and then have time to follow their intuition, have time to look at things they find interesting and are not under pressure to produce. Sure, this means a majority of them will never have any major breakthrough, but they will still be highly qualified experts with a broad view of things. And 1 in 100 or 1000 will have that breakthrough and that will make it all worthwhile, as they all have the chance for that breakthrough and only if they all are trying, the breakthrough will happen.

      The way it is being done now, the probability of major scientific results goes way down. It is the wrong people under the wrong conditions. Most cannot even recognize something worthwhile if it stares them in the face. Sometimes I think the scientific system is currently geared to people that would have gotten an MBA in other circumstances. Really, really pathetic.

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    15. Re:Accepted norms by sirrunsalot · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I've read plenty of sketchy papers, but didn't make it far enough that I was ever asked to peer-review. Without attempting to put any magnitude it, I'd agree that omission with just enough sloppiness for plausible deniability is a big problem. For me the fear of even approaching any sort of gray area was much stronger than the necessity to publish, and I like to imagine most people feel the same way.

      On your main point, another commenter said, "Being a good researcher is about doing something no one else has done, no matter how small, and being rigorous about reporting the results," and I was inclined to agree, but this seems to be in conflict with your opinion that, "drive and hard work is mistaken for aptitude to do science." Maybe the distinction lies in the difference between good science and great science. I see good scientists around me succeeding because they work incredibly hard, many of them sacrificing health and relationships to get there. I've only known a few great scientists, and they worked very hard but also had great insight and, interestingly enough, led incredibly well-rounded lives. An accomplished pianist, a runner and devoted husband, etc. All delightful people I feel privileged to have met. I tried very hard to be the second type, and to make a long story short, I'm no longer a scientist at all. It's looking like web development with an option to pull a Chris McCandless and disappear entirely. I think I had a lot to offer and wish things had worked out differently. Always nice to know someone else is at least as bitter as I am though! Good luck to you!

    16. Re:Accepted norms by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Thanks, and the same to you. Fortunately I am not bitter. I only try to see the things as they are and describe them clearly. That can sound bitter, I know. I have a pretty nice job where recognizing and describing the truth is a major part of my work (well, in political language). I do only work hard on occasion. I even get to do the occasional bit of (applied) science, which is nice.

      As to hard work, there are quite a few scientists that believe all science is incremental in small steps. Those are the hard workers that will never have a great idea, because they are doing it wrong. Hard work does not foster great ideas, it prevents them. True, once you had a good idea, hard work may be required, but before that idea, it is entirely the wrong approach. Hard work all the time is only for those of limited mental faculties. These cannot be good scientists, ever.

      As to web-development, stay away. It is the bottom of the barrel for those that truly do not understand programming, algorithms, data-modeling, mathematics and technology. My impression is that there is a need for programmers that actually can get a job done well (see, e.g. http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2007/02/why-cant-programmers-program.html and http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/ThePerilsofJavaSchools.html). Maybe try to get into that? I think selecting the right employer is key here. Stay away from the financial sector as well, they pay well, but that is mostly compensation for being treated so badly.

      As to Christopher McCandless, there are times when something like that looks attractive, but they pass. Maybe even do something like it, but for a limited time and with a reasonable exit strategy. Intelligent people that actually have the wisdom to see things as they are do not fit well in this world, they are too rare. Intelligent ones are already rare, but typically lack that wisdom. Still, there are niches out there. It just takes a bit longer to find them and may take a bit of luck. Just don't do anything conventional unless you can compensate strongly with something you like doing. It may kill you otherwise.

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    17. Re:Accepted norms by DaneM · · Score: 1

      I don't know if air pollution normally exists as a department, but it did at UC Riverside until about 1995, with my father was the department head.

      You're probably correct to suspect that there's more to the story; I can't honestly say that I know the whole story, because I was only 13 at the time (though I've been told a fair bit about it). I can note, however, that my father was getting regular media attention on PBS and various news networks--which may or may not have had anything to do with it. If this was, indeed, a strictly political maneuver (shutting down the department), then this would be added incentive; if not, then it may not be relevant at all. Knowing my father (and my own, similar temperament), he was probably vocal in support of his work/findings (particularly anything of unusually large implications or usefulness), and I sincerely doubt that he would have been any less vocal if it happened to tick-off somebody powerful. Since then, his findings have resulted in cases being brought to the US Federal Supreme Court (whereat they won favorable verdicts), simply because he refused to let his findings "slide." (Please note that such cases were the results of his work, not the intent thereof.)

      Beetle B. is correct in his assumption that he was not fired (and I think that you're correct to assume that he had tenure); the department was shut-down. I've always wondered if they've since re-formed some kind of air pollution research group, and it would seem that they have since (according to the parent comment). This, of course, supports the notion that the closure of the department was strictly political, rather than meritorious.

    18. Re:Accepted norms by DaneM · · Score: 1

      Intelligent people that actually have the wisdom to see things as they are do not fit well in this world, they are too rare. Intelligent ones are already rare, but typically lack that wisdom. Still, there are niches out there. It just takes a bit longer to find them and may take a bit of luck. Just don't do anything conventional unless you can compensate strongly with something you like doing. It may kill you otherwise.

      gweihir, I can't agree more about this (especially about the difference between, and rare combination of, extraordinary wisdom and intelligence). Though it probably sounds arrogant or similar to say as much, the description above is the camp that I perpetually find myself in. I've spent most of my professional life in the abyssal industry of computer repair (because I was really, really good at it, and because it /used to be/ my hobby), until the continual stress and under-appreciation of the industry (plus the rampant incompetence of most therein) drove my otherwise somewhat manageable fibromyalgia into a disabling state. Now, regrettably, I'm stuck either starving or accepting Social Security benefits. :-(

      I know (as much as anyone can) that I can offer a lot to this world in the areas of combining disciplines (philosophy, psychology, sociology, science/technology, writing/language, etc.), but the processes required to offer such a contribution involve asinine academia (which I lost patience and respect for mid-way through college), and the "sycophantic meritocracy" (i.e. those who best stroke the ego of the boss get promoted) of the business world--neither of which are anywhere near apt platforms for launching visionary ideas in anything but the extremely short(-sighted) term. If I could find a platform to learn and present ideas to an intelligent and powerful audience, things would probably be very different for me.

      Of course, I might also simply be deluded. :-)

      In any case, I've put a lot of thought into the broken hierarchical model of discovery/innovation (i.e. one thing builds directly upon its parent, and in no case does somebody venture into truly uncharted territory with a brilliant epiphany), as well as the normal means of funding it, and have developed the opinion that so long as academia and business, in their current incarnations, are permitted to drive the evolution of humanity (in practical terms, not biological ones--at least, not directly), we're doomed to perpetual mediocrity and governance by buffoons.

      It's pretty well known that Thomas Edison (a personal hero to me) said some insightful things about invention:

      "Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration."

      and

      (perhaps quoting another) "Necessity is the mother of invention."

      Thus, one must first find a problem that needs solving, grasp hold of that imp called, "inspiration," and expend a lot of effort making that inspiration happen. I find that our (that is, current society's) process of innovation is road-blocked...

      1) At finding necessity. Most truly essential things have already been invented. Those that don't yet exist are locked in debate over whether they're needed. (Air pollution and energy concerns are examples of majorly roadblocked areas of study, for this and other reasons.)
      2) At finding inspiration. If we rely exclusively upon previous discoveries to give us new and brilliant ones, it'll take a VERY long time to get to anything that remotely qualifies as "brilliant." Both Thomas Edison and Albert Einstein (another personal hero) were both flunked from (elementary) school for asking too many questions and thinking about the material in non-standard ways. I see this as evidence of an enduring systemic problem. Additionally, Thomas Edison (and perhaps, to a lesser degree, Albert Einstein) were plagued by spotty employment, owing to the propensity to "insult" their respective "superiors" and spurn the established way of doing things.
      3) At a

  12. Science career management triangle by srussia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Obviously I am very interested in doing real and useful science, but am worried that this could conflict with my ability to put food on the table.

    Pick any one.

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    1. Re:Science career management triangle by qwak23 · · Score: 2

      What if they research methods to have a table that grows food between meals? Would that cover all three? ;)

    2. Re:Science career management triangle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just science that's like that. Truth is, if you aren't willing to lie, cheat, steal, etc, you won't survive in any field. I'm living proof. I did everything by the book. I followed the rules. I never compromised. I now struggle for survival delivering pizza for a living. My advice - throw ethics out the window. Everyone you have ever heard of that has money - got there by being dishonest. The truth is - money is unethical. Money is a scam dreamed up by the banks to control the world. If you can't play by their rules (lie, cheat, steal) you will lose the game.

  13. Common Sayings by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The squeaky wheel gets the most oil", and the words "The vocal minority" seem to apply here.

    There are rare cases of scientific fraud which bring out the doomsayers who you'll find pessimistically posting in every article. The reality is there are hundreds of thousands of academics around the world doing real science that brings real benefits to our lives every day. Their results alone should be proof that you can make survive in that chosen industry.

    1. Re:Common Sayings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The squeaky wheel gets the most oil", and the words "The vocal minority" seem to apply here.

      There are rare cases of scientific fraud which bring out the doomsayers who you'll find pessimistically posting in every article. The reality is there are hundreds of thousands of academics around the world doing real science that brings real benefits to our lives every day. Their results alone should be proof that you can make survive in that chosen industry.

      The squeeky wheel gets replaced.

  14. How bad it is depends on your view of the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not specific to science but anything and everything. Many of the people others here claim to do bad work don't see themselves that way and see things differently. Also many of the people telling you things are bad are themselves doing substandard work in the eyes of others.

    Are things really as bad as you heard? Yes they are. They're even worse. But don't attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance. And laziness... ironically mental laziness while as bad as physical laziness is harder to detect and often goes unnoticed - and ironically it happens to frequently be practiced by those who are far from physically lazy...

    This advice may not work for you (again depending on your view of the world and priorities): if you at all can, try to separate and isolate things you are really passionate about from your work - that way you remain in control of things that matter and don't have anyone telling you how to do things, are not accountable to anyone but yourself, and don't have to compete with anyone. You can focus on your projects and ignore distractions.

  15. Don't! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Don't Become a Scientist. It isn't worth it.

    1. Re:Don't! by Epimer · · Score: 1

      This deserves more mod love.

    2. Re:Don't! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took this exact tract...majored in physics in undergrad with an original plan of getting a Phd in it. But after seeing what the grad students had to go through (7 years of indentured servitude, essentially) along with the dearth of opportunities for a career, I went into software development/engineering (my minor as an undergrad).

      Software was a great living but it became uber-boring. I like knowing how things work, taking them apart, and tinkering with them, and you do less and less of that as you advance in software. I wanted to get closer to science and so left my software career for med school, and have yet to really regret my decision.

      I am in my residency now (perhaps another form of indentured servitude, but the pay is better than grad school and it has a definite end point). Everyday I get to use my scientific knowledge and critical thinking skills to try to find answers to problems. I am doing autopsies now, so I get to take lots of things apart without worrying how to put them back together (which has historically been my weak point). I see the craziest things and every day is different with new challenges (except for the paperwork, which is pretty constant). There have been few times that I have wondered why I left software -- those times are usually when I was working on particularly dangerous/infectious material or when I get tired of the long hours.

      tldr; Listen to what the parent linked article says. There are lots of ways to explore the wonders of the world through science. Unfortunately, a scientific career may not be the best way.

    3. Re:Don't! by everithe · · Score: 1

      I thought I replied to this earlier but somehow it didn't get through? Anyway.

      I read this a while ago, and it makes me very sad. We need more jobs in science, especially basic research.

      I'm not an American, but it makes me sad that a country that once stood for intellectual advancement etc is now doing increasingly poorly in that regard. That, and the freedom of speech thing is cool. It seems I might have to turn to Europe (Germany, Switzerland, maybe?) or my home country (Singapore) to continue to realise the importance of science enough to fund it.

    4. Re:Don't! by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The question is what alternative is there for a curious person?

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    5. Re:Don't! by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      I have known more people whose lives have been ruined by getting a Ph.D. in physics than by drugs.

      Wow, and this coming from a tenured physics professor...

    6. Re:Don't! by rmstar · · Score: 1

      I have known more people whose lives have been ruined by getting a Ph.D. in physics than by drugs.

      Wow, and this coming from a tenured physics professor...

      ...which sort of gives it away, doesn't it?

      If he were the drug dealer in a ghetto it is likely he'd see things a little differently.

    7. Re:Don't! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take the article with a grain of salt, as you would his others.

    8. Re:Don't! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hackerspace. Do it in your free time with your own money or on kickstarter. This is how it used to be done. Academic world is pay to play and the services and equipment they provide can frequently be sourced out of pocket using surplus equipment dealers. If you don't care about credit, most classes you can sit in on without being a student and no one will bat an eyelash. Make the right friends and you may get access to the lab equipment.

      What you have access to guides your research. If you can't afford a 10GHz Oscilloscope with a spectrum analyzer working at best buy maybe you'll settle for doing research using a heterodyne circuit, or simply set your sights on lower frequency spectrum. Buy a USRP for instance.

      If you want to reseach the porosity of 3d printed FDM parts to cryogenic liquids while designing a turbopump, maybe you will buy a reprap instead of a Dimension commercial 3d printer.

      DIY Bio? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gel_electrophoresis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymerase_chain_reaction I've seen emails from people building their own gel boxes.

      Nuclear fusion and plasma physics? http://www.fusor.net/

      Every penny I make that doesn't keep me housed or fed goes to surplus scientific equipment or buying parts for the latest project's bill of materials.

      Nobody pays me to do it, but the love of science and discovery is reward enough. I'll sacrifice love, family, recognition, and wealth to achieve them without the interference of petty politics from people who think the ability to use a microscope entitles them to tenure.

      That's how it SHOULD be.

  16. A suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Want a PhD in physics? Check this out:
    http://www.nature.com/news/2011/110420/full/472276a.html

    1. Re:A suggestion by everithe · · Score: 1

      I actually found this insightful. Thanks.

  17. personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I left academia when I discovered just how bad capitalism was.

    I don't want to contribute to a society which really needs instead to be neglected and implode upon itself so we can rebuild on more humane foundations.

    Don't be an "ambitious" part of the problem: withdraw your labour. If everyone intelligent did it, things would change.

    1. Re:personally by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

      If everyone intelligent did it

      Except that you know perfectly well that will never happen. The only way you can claim it will is by resorting to a "no true Scotsman" denial of reality.

  18. Find scientists' blogs and read them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a large community of scientific bloggers out there (most are in the life sciences, but there are a few in the physical sciences also), at all levels (grad student, postdoc, tenure track, tenured). A lot of them a pseudonymous, and offer very candid perspectives on their careers, and a lot of useful career advice. Be warned however, that you may not like what you find. Jobs are scarce, they often don't go to the people that "most deserve" them (whatever that may mean), and those that do get them find that they're often really not a lot of fun at all. If, after getting a feel for the reality of life as an academic scientist, you still really want to be one, just go for it -- I am.

  19. Agreed, mostly .. by Weezul · · Score: 2

    There is a fair bit of nasty backstaby fighting in some subfields, but maybe you could just avoid such subfields.

    There is a much larger problem that real academic science jobs aren't nearly numerous enough accommodate the glut of PhDs. Anyone studying a STEM degree should plan on "selling out" to industry after their PhD or first post-doc. If possible, avoid the subfields that industry doesn't care about.

    If you find yourself with a PhD in a not particularly applicable subfield, then you're basically faced with several choices :
    (1) Retool back into an applied subfield. (2) Accept a teaching position at a crappy school that doesn't want you "wasting time" on research. (3) Emigrate to a poorer country who's university system is still growing. If you emigrate, then plan on staying permanently, you'll lack the financial resources to retire in the first world after you raise kids or whatever.

    --
    The Christian religion has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world. -- Bertrand Russell
  20. "...put food on the table." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think some clarity is needed on that phrase. Are you actually looking for bare necessities or some unspecified level of comfort? My family (two adults, two children) never want for food, shelter, and a reasonable* level of entertainment with ~$36,000 per year (total household income).
    *noone is spoiled, but noone has any excuse to be bored.
    Someone more insightful will likely bring better discussion to this on the other topics.

  21. Yes there is a lot of fraud. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    30 years ago, when I was a grad student, a visiting professor advised me to study neutrino oscillations. He told me that in that case I could include some solar physics in my grant proposal. Then I would be able to include the word "fusion" many times in my grant proposal, which he said would help me get grants. Why? Because Harwell laboratories just made some big discovery in "hot" fusion that put the US far behind. The NSF was going to throw a lot of money at anything to do with fusion in order to catch up. If that's not fraud I don't know what is.

    To me the funniest part of the fraud, is Michio Kaku's first book on string theory. Seems he lifted a some stuff from a seminal paper on BRS quantization. How do I know? He didn't lift stuff from the erratta they published a bit latter. That's right he made the same errors/typos they did. This is one of the faces of modern physics.

    Let me put it this way. Look at your advisor. In 30-40 years since he achieved tenure, he will retire. How many grad students will he advise? 3-4 on the low side, 10 or more if he is on the enterprising side. That means that there will be at least 3 people and possibly ten people competing for his job. Yes. there will be some growth, but do you expect that there will be three times the number of researchers in your field in 30 years? If not then there will be a job shortage. Those who are willing to commit fraud, and can get a way with it will always have a leg up.

    My one piece of advice if you absolutely want to go into research is find a particular topic and subtopic that industry is likely to care about now and in the future. If that is the case then jobs created in industry will help absorb some of the crop of PhDS in the area. Further, if the research is intresting to industry, they will provide some of the grants. So even in academia you will not have to rely soley on the government for your grant money.

  22. Do what you love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in the sciences and work predominantly with physicists and engineers. Like any field, yes there are problems and annoyances with working in the sciences. Sometimes there are budget issues on R&D spending. Sometimes it's salary (I think a lot of good science professionals in industry are underpaid when compared to other folks given their training and contribution to the bottom line). But at the end of the day, it's about doing something that you're passionate about. If you really enjoy it, then go for it; you're only 22 once - it only gets more difficult to get into academia as you get older. Besides, even if you don't make it, or do but find out it's not for you, then you can always move on to something related outside of the ivory tower.

  23. Without having read the comments, by boristhespider · · Score: 4, Informative

    and so risking repeating others, it seriously isn't that bad. There's a fashion for showing how cynical you are, and how the world's going to hell and everyone's on the make and blah blah blah. It really isn't particularly bad. What you do have is a *lot* of politics, which circles around getting funding if you're a professor, and circles around getting postdoctoral positions if you're not. This does lead to both a conservatism -- which, regardless of what people might tell you is the valid approach for science; something has to be tested to oblivion for people to believe it, even if that means you're likely risking your career doing something too whacky too young -- and to a regrettable amount of brown-nosing and nepotism. There's also a distressing focus on publishing and getting citations, so if you work in a field with a lot of interest but with relatively few people you'll struggle to attract as much attention as someone who picked an easier course. What I've found increasingly annoying recently is that my career is being judged by anonymous referees on journals who clearly just don't know what they're talking about -- I get the very strong impression that they're PhD students very early on in their PhDs -- and I find that offensive. But the point I would make is this is no different from any other field and any other job, and at least in academia you can be sure that the people you're working with are at least as smart as you are. Except some of the referees.

    From my experience in academia -- ten years now since I started my PhD -- the people you'll encounter are very smart, dedicated, professional in their attitude to their work; but you'll have to play the game to a certain extent, attending conferences, networking, making sure the right people know who you are, work in fields which are attracting funding but which aren't glutted or flashes in the pan (in my field that was probably braneworld cosmology; it attracted enormous funding for about five years or so and then it died out, and people who focused exclusively on braneworlds during their PhD find it a bit tough to get new positions), and make sure you put a professional face on all your work, and that you can always defend every choice you've made and every bit of work you've done. So, no different from any other job you want to do well in.

    As for money, no, this isn't the best-paid job, but I get extremely irritated when people complain about it, because it's also really not that badly paid, and we get fantastic benefits. Unless you're unlucky with your lab you have fairly flexible hours, you're doing a job you love (and you better had, because if you don't love it you'll be very much better off doing something else), and there's enormous opportunity for travel, which is fully funded. If you're lucky you get generous allowances while you're away, too. We got an absurd amount to visit Toronto when there was a conference there in the mid 2000s -- something like $60 a day to eat. So we ate cheap during the day and had plenty in the evenings for a big meal and some drinks. I think we even ended making money on it...

    So basically I'd say it's no worse than any other field. It can be very political given the funding situation, but that happens anywhere and in any job, and generally you've got the advantage that your boss isn't a moron, which is sometimes hard to say if you pick other career options.

    1. Re:Without having read the comments, by everithe · · Score: 1

      Thanks for pointing all of that out, although it's slightly alarming to discover that PhD students get/have to do peer-review work.

    2. Re:Without having read the comments, by boristhespider · · Score: 1

      I don't know what it's like in other fields - I'd hope it happens a lot less often. In theory it's assumed that once you're halfway through your PhD you should be capable of at least judging if a paper seems accurate or not, and is relevant or not. I don't like it in the slightest, either; people at that level *aren't* ready to judge it, and I've encountered plenty of postdocs who are grossly underqualified for the peer-review they're doing since it's well out of their field, let alone PhD students who will often present their impression of their supervisor's prejudices... without giving them the due attention their supervisor would. A lot of the problem is that we're still a relatively small community, but very productive, and refereeing a paper properly takes a lot of time, so a lot of people will pass on it since they get multiple papers a month (or even a week) they're requested to review. When journals begin to run out of lecturers to ask they move onto postdocs, and then onto PhD students whose names they know - that's if the paper hasn't already been referred on to a postdoc or PhD student.

      I'd hope the editors take reports from students with a pinch of salt, but since they're *also* busy people - basically, lecturers who are on the editorial board of a journal, and have many, many other things occupying their time - I'm not sure they always can. Likewise, I think most students do as good a job as they can, but without the experience and the full knowledge of the field they can make mistakes, or overstate a theoretical prejudice their supervisor has against a particular topic.

      It's far from ideal, I agree, but there we go.

    3. Re:Without having read the comments, by Epimer · · Score: 1

      You should certainly be aiming to publish research in peer-reviewed journals during your PhD. Maybe not in your first year, but as you progress. And writing those papers yourself (rather than submitting your results to your supervisor to do so - which might take a while!) is a great learning experience and one of those transferable skills you should aim to pick up along the way.

      I wouldn't worry so much about being on the other end of that process, though. In my experience (which I'm not claiming to be universally true), PhD students might be asked by their supervisor to look over an article as a second set of eyes rather than the primary source of an opinion. Post-docs might certainly have more responsibility in that regard, and I'm sure it varies from field to field and from group to group.

    4. Re:Without having read the comments, by boristhespider · · Score: 1

      Perhaps unfortunately I *have* seen PhD students being primary referee on papers - that might be not always be the technical truth, but it's the practical reality. Not that supervisors often dump PhD students right in on it, but I've seen it the other way round - the PhD student is the primary source of an opinion, while the supervisor is the second pair of eyes. To be fair, I'd say that that's normally in the final year of a PhD; in earlier years it would definitely be that the student submits a report that the supervisor "revises".

      But, as you say, I'm sure it varies from field to field and group to group. In particular, I'm sure that theory differs quite wildly from experiment, even within physics. And absolutely definitely PhD students should be aiming to publish in peer-reviewed journals. To be honest, in my field you'll struggle to get a job if you don't have two papers in peer-reviewed journals, as a rule of thumb. (I only had one, but fairly well-received for its field. I know of people who had four or five from their PhD, all worthwhile papers. These people scare me...)

  24. Advice from a physicist by zakaryah · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Alarming pessimism is the defining trait of Slashdot culture... Science is like any field, and the majority of scientists are like the majority of other professionals - there is plenty to complain about, and plenty to be thankful for. If you want to see how it really works, I suggest trying to attend a small conference or summer school. The Les Houches schools are very good if you can go abroad, otherwise a school which is at least two weeks and has fewer than one hundred participants, mostly students, is ideal. You will meet people doing similar things to what you will be doing in the near future if you stay in physics, and you will learn a lot about the field beyond the textbook and canonical examples level of undergraduate studies. Which is not to disparage the textbooks - if you don't have Altland and Simons' book you should get it, it's fantastic.

    1. Re:Advice from a physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like this is just how the elite act anonymously on internet forums.

      Seriously, it's true for all fields, not just technology. Go to pprune and you will believe becoming an airline pilot is suicidal for your pocket. Then go to the real world and visit an airline. Different story suddenly.

      Moral is, get out of your room and talk to people.

    2. Re:Advice from a physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also from a working physicist: Fraud is not an issue. Getting and keeping a job is. My degree is in experimental condensed matter physics, from a mid-tier US university, about 15 years ago. Unless you come from a top-five to top-ten research university (in cond matt physics that is), getting a professorship at a research university is exceedingly difficult. As a young scientist, you would be competing against the worldwide pool of physicists for any tenure-track position at a US university. Pick a department you can picture yourself working at and look at who is there now, and where they got their degree. Many top-level departments, they rarely hire young scientists and promote to tenure -- they hire tenured profs from other universities (worldwide). So, if a tenured position is important, get into a top-level department. Visit them, try to identify (and visit) profs you might want to work with. Ask about where grads from that group have gone after a PhD, as such success is often more closely related to the prof you work with than with the department or university. Also, recognize that getting a PhD (and research) is not about demonstrating how smart you are, but about persistence and hard work.

      My second piece of advice is to be flexible. National labs, some large companies, and some smaller start-ups hire physicists, and the jobs are often better than tenure-track positions. If teaching is really important to you, you'll find many more smaller colleges available, but doing research can be very difficult, and the pay can be very low. There are many "excellent" colleges that encourage undergrad research, but tenure-track jobs at these colleges are also fairly competitive. Of the students who were in my PhD program at the same time as me, the majority have left science, though often for the semiconductor, software, or financial industries, and the majority of the rest are working at US national labs or in non-tenure-track research positions at universities.

      Staying funded in research physics can be challenging. Many people trained as solid-state physicists now working in other fields. The situation is similar (or worse) for people trained in other physics disciplines (high-energy, for example). But the knowledge, training, and world-view from a solid-state physics degree is very valuable to those other fields. My third piece of advice would be to keep this possibility in mind now, and don't discount other scientific disciplines as inferior or unworthy of study. A good knowledge (like at the advanced under-grad level or higher) of electronics, chemistry, and computational sciences would be especially important, as many people will look to a solid-state physicist for answers on such topics. It helps to be ready to be part of an interdisciplinary team.

    3. Re:Advice from a physicist by everithe · · Score: 1

      Thanks for taking the time to write that; it's helpful because I'm thinking of going into experimental condensed matter physics as well. I guess what I wanted to find out was how necessary it is to be dishonest in order to get a job in academia. From what you've written, I gather that networking and aptitude/persistence seem to be more important factors. I'll also definitely keep what you've said about not being too narrow-minded in mind (:

  25. Not in real sciences by Hentes · · Score: 1

    Most of these problems occur in "sciences" such as psychology or sociology. As a physicist, myou have little to fear.

  26. It's like a career in acting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm on my second post-doc in bioinformatics and had to move to Asia to find work at all. There are a lot of nights where I'm lying awake at 3am with cold fear in the pit of my stomach wondering how I'm going to feed my family a couple years down the road. And it's a good week when I can make it to Thursday or Friday before the frustration of relentless failure and exhaustion of 10+ hour days have me wishing I'd never been born.

    But my advice would be the same as I'd give to someone contemplating a career in acting. Do it if you really love acting/science - not just for the prospect of fame or glory or money or women or whatever - because it's extremely unlikely that you'll be one of the lucky few who makes it to the top. And be aware that it' not not just you who will suffer for the long hours and low pay: it's going to be a rough ride for whoever you happen to marry and whatever children you happen to have.

  27. Shitter Was Full! - Cousin Eddie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I mean the people when you look at them or talk to them it's like there clueless and their mind is off in outer space.And even a simple conversation seems like something their not capable of,whats up with them."

    I swear there is another, even larger thread about this same issue. Maybe more people are just waking up to this. When you're in a place where people are waiting or in transit in large groups, a Subway, a Bus station, etc. in checkout lines in stores, at amusement parks in long lines, etc.

    (I am not promoting or suggesting you or anyone watch one or any of the following films. I haven't since I've awoken and I intend to avoid them from now on):

    Films that have always bothered me when considering what you've said, in the real world:

    * They Live: but what if he was going *too* far and these *aliens* were just possessing the people and he saw the evil which was front and center while the human was "asleep" (Matrix possible connection) in the background of the mind?

    * Truman Show: if not "one" individual, what of "millions" all duped by another race?

    * Dark City: what if not only the "dead" were/are being used as vessels, but living ones
    as well? (remember "Dax" from ST:DS9? and her "parasite" like being inside her?)
    Something interesting if you should ever watch Dark City, potential spoiler,
    one guy who "woke up" was concerned about "them" getting to him, so he found
    a way out, and he jumped in front of a train to his death..
    if you go frame by frame around the time or after he jumps in front of the train,
    or press pause exactly at the right moment (it's difficult to spot if you use
    pause) there is a poster on the wall, where one normally wouldn't be in real
    life, and it mentions HELL, I forget what it says exactly, but HELL is mentioned
    on the poster. It's been a long time since I've sat down with Dark City, and
    honestly I won't again, it's too jarring to the mind once you've explored all of
    this Illuminati crap.

    * Matrix: In my opinion the movie is a lie, IMOthe red pill symbolises the opposite, being
    pushed into a frame of mind or (sub)reality in which you are a puppet and controlled.
    vs. "awakening" to truth, instead you are "deceived" through lies. Symbolism of
    the creature taken from Neo could be related to a soul or more likely a protective
    (holy) spirit, extracted by Satanists. The whole "Matrix" world, when viewed in
    reverse (no, I don't mean watching it from ending to beginning) and perverted *for*
    Satanist world-view/goals is eye opening, the same with Dark City. This movie only
    bothers me, not for the fake/real awakening/reality concepts but in that I feel
    the whole movie, IMO is a lie and the real meaning is perverted, kind of like..

    * Fight Club: On many levels this movie bothers me, but I see the dark female character in the
    movie as an evil angel which is involved in the split of the two identities of
    the one leading role. In the same way I perceive her role in the film I see the
    same, or feel the same vibe for the role of the female evil creature in the movie..

    * The Ninth Gate: both the "odd" female role in this and in Fight Club shout out to me in
    that they are both playing a similar or the same role. Please don't watch
    this movie, I'm sorry I ever did.

    #
    This one, not so much as the method of alien attack as for how it sometimes "feels" for the person played by NK, in public once they've awoken to the aliens around them and how they act, or rather what actions the aliens DON'T display:

    * The Invasion (I) (2007) | Nicole Kidman in lead role
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427392/

    Tucker: When you wake up, you'll feel exactly the same. (possible tie-in to the movie, "Dark City")

    "As a Washington psychiatrist unearths the origin of an alien epidemic, she also discovers her son might be the only way it can be stopped."

    Yorish: I say that civilization is an illusion, a game of pretend. What

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  29. The state of Science is good . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    . . . the state of Society, less so . . .

    Actually, the state of science is in the state it always is . . . unknown. That is why we need scientists to at least be able to chip away at some pieces of the Grand Puzzle.

    --
    Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
  30. Depends where you are and what you do by loufoque · · Score: 1

    The amount of money you'll be able to get in academia depends vastly of where you are, who you work with, and what you do.

    Assuming you're in the US, it will vastly depend on which university you are in. Try to get close to a team in a prominent university. Getting a good job in academia is mostly a matter of relations.

  31. One word: by Infamous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Runaway!

    Seriously, there are lots of great careers for someone in your position to pursue, why go into something where the deck is completely stacked against you? Even if you do succeed it will take longer, and not be to the level of where you could have been in an another career track. Take it from someone who has been through that ringer, if you do go for a PhD it should only be because you have a plan for an immediate exit from academia when you finish it (i.e. you are just "getting your union card").

    The fact that you are questioning tells me you might not truly want this, and the only, only time I would ever suggest someone follow this track is if they have an unbelievable burning desire for it. That's what it will take!

    "I'm not afraid" you say? You will be.

    --
    Your accusation of thoughtcrime is based solely on doublethink...
    1. Re:One word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One should probably bear your username in mind when considering this advice...

  32. I'm a recovered scientist by Epimer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a disclaimer, my undergraduate degree and PhD were in chemistry, rather than physics, and in the UK, not the US.

    When I started my PhD I was planning on staying in academia. By the end of it I was desperate to leave it behind forever. Organic chemistry is somewhat notorious for having some very strange ideas about what constitutes an acceptable work/life balance. It's generally accepted (and emphasised most strongly by the more successful and/or ambitious groups) that as a PhD student or a post-doc, your work is your life. Six days a week is standard, and if you're not still in the lab by at least 7 o'clock in the evening then you're a slacker. As an aside, this leads to extremely poor time management practices, since the accepted solution to any perceived problem is "throw more lab hours at it"; this is partially due to the nature of the field and organic chemistry still being a touch unpredictable and requiring large amounts of experimental work to offset this, but it's an endemic part of the working culture. It also leads to people being in the lab just to be seen to be in the lab, rather than using their time productively. It's ridiculous.

    There was a study commissioned by the Royal Society of Chemistry a few years back looking at why chemistry had such a poor retention rate of women. Physics has a low proportion of female academics, too, but then it has a relatively low proportion of female undergraduate students. Chemistry, on the other hand, has roughly equal male and female intake at undergraduate level, but the further up the ladder you go the further the ratio becomes skewed in favour of men. So what's up with chemistry? The conclusion was that the field fosters tribal attitudes to adversity (your PhD is a trial by fire!) and very masculine support systems, and that long term prospects are not very conducive to family life. I remember reading a related quote from a US professor which, to paraphrase from memory, said: "I can give you a list right now of all my former [chemistry] students who had a good handle on their career prospects. They're in my 'recommendation letters to medical schools' folder."

    Funding is short for post-doc places and shorter for academics. But there's always industry jobs, right? Wrong. The jobs barely exist. Where they do exist, they're poorly paid, unstable and have poor promotion prospects. Anecdotally, when I was looking for jobs at the end of my PhD the going rate for an organic chemistry industry job (post doc experience preferred) was around £22-24k. That's less than what a sociology student going for any of the generic graduate schemes at a thousand different companies can expect to get straight out of their undergraduate degree, and with less opportunities for advancement to boot.

    So if you want to have a life outside of your work, pursue hobbies or outside interests, start a family, buy a house, be relatively financially comfortable - a career in chemistry (I won't generalise to "science", that would be overreaching) is a very, very poor choice. It won't change, either, because there will always be someone who will be willing to work 12 hour days 6-7 days a week for the prospect of just one more publication. Is it worth it? That's obviously up for individuals to decide, but depressingly enough the smartest thing I could have done with 9 years of scientific training at world class research institutes was to use it as a springboard to get the hell out.

    I'm much happier now.

    1. Re:I'm a recovered scientist by boristhespider · · Score: 2

      I have to say time management is an issue in theoretical physics, too. There's a strong culture of extremely long hours, but when you look at how people are using those hours, they could be at least as productive (and most likely more so) if they just got into work at 9, left at 5 or 5:30, and applied themselves during that time. There's enormous amounts of time-wasting, goofing off, scanning the internet etc etc -- no different from many office jobs, I know, but unacceptable when you're judged on results and there's such a push for frequent, well-cited papers, which is why you see so many people working late and working weekends. (And I'm no better than many others; this Easter break is the first protracted break from work -- by which I mean more than 15 hours or so -- that I've had in months. This will change, though, I'm fed up of it.)

      There's an interesting article on this by Sarah Bridle, a lecturer at University College London, I'll try and find it.

      http://sciencecareers.sciencemag.org/career_magazine/previous_issues/articles/2010_08_20/caredit.a1000082

      That might be what I was thinking of - it's not actually by Sarah Bridle but it's the result of an interview with her. It's discussing the gender imbalance and the stupid work hours that are very common in our field (cosmology). Actually a very interesting read. She's always refused to play the game the way so many of us have, and she's more successful than many of us, too...

    2. Re:I'm a recovered scientist by Epimer · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's an interesting read. The RSC report I was thinking of is here:

      http://www.theukrc.org/files/useruploads/files/the_chemistry_phdwomensretention_tcm18-139215.pdf

      But I was made aware of it during a wider presentation on the topic, which touched on more of the stuff I mentioned above.

      The working practices thing is interesting to me. I was fortunate in not having a supervisor who ascribed to those beliefs personally (he always thought applying extreme pressure was an excellent way to get falsified results back...), but those expectations still creep in from elsewhere: other group members, other groups in the department, other academics at conferences.

      The lack of productivity despite lengthy lab hours is something which totally matches with my experiences too. When you see people in on a Saturday morning just checking BBC news, email and Facebook... It's frustratingly ludicrous.

      I didn't play that game until the last six months of my PhD necessitated it (I had a start date for a job lined up), but the amount of people who do is staggering. A friend of a labmate worked in one of the more competitive groups at my department, and worked 16 hour days for 4 months trying to get some research ready for publication. She gave up outside hobbies and even lost her long term boyfriend due to simply never seeing him. When she was making final preparations for her publication, another group independently published basically the same research in a high-profile journal. I wonder if she felt it was worth it.

      I worked 9-6ish, 5 days a week, for the most part. At the end of my time I had several publications, a good reference, a good job lined up and the same letters after my name as the 12+ hour a day people. Who's made the better choices there?

    3. Re:I'm a recovered scientist by boristhespider · · Score: 1

      Well, quite. I've found motivation is the hardest thing to keep up; the initial rush of the research has gone, but you're nowhere near finished, and you're looking at a three, four, five month slog - or more - before you'll even have any results, and then you need to start interpreting them. If you're properly motivated, you push on through it and get it cleared in that time. If you're *not*, and with no-one standing over your shoulder watching you the whole time it's easy not to be, you waste time... so then you have to make it up. You work long hours, 6 or 7 days a week, just to get as much work done, or less, than you would if you only pushed yourself properly during normal office hours.

      It really is ludicrous, and it couldn't happen in many other environments. I've been lucky in being hired on jobs where I've been left to pursue very much my own lines of research, which is great for me because I don't have to do work I don't enjoy, but it has a bad flipside, and that's that I'm not monitored at all and have to rely on my own motivation to push through.

      And even so, I don't think I'm anything like as bad as many I've seen. I remember someone I did my PhD with who spent almost a *year* turning up at work at 10:30, going straight to the coffee break, then playing a game for an hour, going to lunch, spending maybe twenty or thirty minutes editing a Maple worksheet, and then playing a game until 5 at which point she went home. And she did this five or six days a week. Phenomenal. Oddly enough, she didn't get a postdoc...

      Thanks for the report, I'd guess that with minor changes pretty much everything applies well outside of chemistry. Certainly our experiences seem to jibe, even though I've always been in astronomy and physics departments, and normally very theoretical ones at that.

    4. Re:I'm a recovered scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you doing now? Tell me the end of the story!!! I really am looking into how people get out for backup plans.

    5. Re:I'm a recovered scientist by Epimer · · Score: 1

      A career choice that isn't very popular in these parts :)

      But I get to work with individual inventors, helping them secure funding to develop ideas and inventions that otherwise wouldn't see the light of day, as well as SMEs and various university start-ups.

  33. Experience with Astronomy by Elrond,+Duke+of+URL · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For the past 15 years I've had an, let's call it unusual, job working in the astronomy department at the University of Arizona. First as a student employee (research assistant) and now for a private start-up, though my "office" unofficially remains on campus.

    So, I've seen a lot of the goings on in the department, and while I'm certainly not plugged into the faculty grapevine, I see what goes on.

    Fraud? No. It's a friendly and cordial place to work really. If there has been any fraud, it has been either very minor or done by people who weren't around very long. But, astronomy is not like physics or biology. Sure, the grants are still very competitive, but it is expected that you will be looking for the unknown, so somewhat fanciful ideas aren't immediately shunned. Maybe you wont get to use your first choice 10m telescope, but there are many others available.

    The state of astronomy is changing, though. I had a lengthy chat with my boss about this recently. He's about to turn 80, so he's been at this since the Apollo days. Back then, space research got a lot of funding, but that's not true any more. Often, to get a grant you need to try to show how this idea of yours could conceivably help industry. The problem is that a lot of astronomy falls into the fundamental research category. You just want to see how the universe functions. It is a lot harder to get money for that these days. There are subcategories where it is easier, though. I work in the adaptive optics part of the department and this has obvious uses for, among others, the military. This means you can potentially get funding from the defense department, they get something they want, and you still get to do astronomy.

    Having said all of that, do read what a lot of others have posted about the scarcity of jobs for scientists in academia. It's not good. My position is somewhat unique (in both good and bad ways that I wont get into here), so I haven't had to deal with this yet. And perhaps astronomy is somewhat more fortunate than regular physics in that there are fewer students trying to get PhDs, but getting a permanent job still isn't easy.

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    1. Re:Experience with Astronomy by ThorGod · · Score: 1

      Just one little point...getting a permanent job isn't easy. I don't care what the field is in! Landing a career was difficult 50 years ago and it's much more so now. Why single science out as a special case when it's clearly not?

      My advice is to be a good student, and start talking to your professors as soon as you can while in college. They'll help you understand the material, of course, but they'll eventually be who helps you find work or take the next educational step. Try to get internships in whatever field you're studying. If those don't exist, try to get hired as a grader for classes or offer your services as a tutor to HS or the lower college classes.

      You need to be a good student *and* social enough that the people who matter (professors) know who you are. (With the caveat that you shouldn't annoy your professors by showering them with compliments or anything unseemly.)

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  34. real and useful science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a PhD 30 years ago. In Physics. I saw the rampant bandwagon trend and decided it wasn't for me. The job interviews were of two types: 1) Can you get enough money to cover your pay and more to pay the University, and 2 ) Would you like to work in Weapons? I changed my career path to straight programming
    and have done OK ( food, helping people accomplish their goals for small businesses ), but could've done better if I hadn't been so repulsed by the cynical attitudes,
    manipulative management, and the bandwagon trend. I have continued to do minor research ( theoretical, of course ) as a hobby, which is surprisingly rewarding
    without the pressures ( publish or perish, tenure, grant research, military research project goals, egos of those who build reputations to enhance their grant
    probability, in-house politics and drama). I chose not to support or participate in any of the military industrial complex projects, or the insanity of the tenure-seeking,
    grant-generating University system. There are good scientists in both, but they, too have joined in and seem a little less than happy with the trade-offs.
    In short, choose what you can live with, be honest with yourself, and be very careful about the bandwagon.

  35. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what Sheldon would say about this

  36. Ask slashdot?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Your first mistake is asking slashdot. The typical slashdot reader thinks he has the IQ of Einstein, Feynman and Dirac combined, but in reality his knowledge is limited to how to make EMACS compile on OpenBSD.

    Try out an actual physics oriented community. Reddit has a few: http://www.reddit.com/r/physics http://www.reddit.com/r/askscience. I'm sure there are plenty more.

    1. Re:Ask slashdot?? by everithe · · Score: 1

      Too much noise on Reddit. Plus I figured there'd be a decent population of scientists here; so far I haven't been disappointed with the response.

  37. My Advice: OK, but Just don't inter-marry by retroworks · · Score: 1

    One academic per family is enough.

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  38. leave the fsk i n g usa alone; move to europe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's all

  39. Perspective from an ex-condensed matter physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent a good number of years during undergrad and grad school working in physics, specifically scanning tunneling microscopy and later on, studying optical and electromagnetic properties of semiconductors. I did make it all the way through my Ph.D., however, I too have left the field of academia. I had an awesome time, met some amazing people, and got to play with and build some very cool instrumentation and technology. I don't regret the decade or so I spent working in the field as it was a tremendous learning expierence. I'm one of those crazy people who believe that education,discovery, and learning should be experienced by all and in abundance. Physics in general, and CM experiment in particular requires you to learn so many different skills; CAD, machining, chemical handling, carpentry, plumbing, electrical system design, building lasers, programming, vacuum systems, cryogenics... The list goes on and on. It's all a lot of fun, especially if you like tinkering and designing and building as I do.

    However, you asked about opportunities in the field of science; the practice of science. Ultimately, I found the career opportunities to be too limited. As many have mentioned here, the field us very competitive. This is not in itself a terrible thing, however, when resources (and salaries) are scarce, one needs to work extremely hard and be extremely talented to land well paying positions. Many colleagues and friends of mine, brilliant people mind you, work incredibly hard to find a good position, and even some of the brightest never really find satisfaction.

    I may sound a tad pessimistic, and I don't mean to discourage anyone from entering the field. I truly believe that it is vitally important for society and humanity that we have a vibrant and active scientific community. However, I would encourage someone to go into the field only when they have the passion for their chosen discipline. Academia has its share of joys and druggery, like any modern workplace environment, but the people whom I've seen succeed live, breathe, and love their work. Thus is a critically important success factor, and I cannot stress this enough. Passion for your chosen field is a necessary (but insufficient) ingredient.

    I didn't have it, the combination of passion and talent for my field. I gave it a try, but it wasn't for me, and I took a seemingly random turn to IT consulting and am now in charge of IT and consulting services at a small software company. I'm happier than I could have ever imagined with my career choice.

    Bottom line, if you have the will, there is something there for you to find. Go for it, find your niche, become an expert in it, if it is for you, you won't regret it.

  40. Be objective in more than science.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not pessimism, it's the law of averages. Not everyone is a straight A student (even if they got straight As) and all things being equal, most people are average. When confronted with A student problems these people will tend to take shortcuts, lie, manipulate, and coerce. This is simply human nature, isn't it? Everyone going out into the workforce has to come to grips with reality -- it's not just you.

    Science is not in trouble, people are just starting to realize what it's always been.

  41. Depends on how you look at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    High-stakes science will have some serious egos and real fraud. The bigger the egos, the bigger the problems, usually. Low-stakes science will have pessimistic individuals who believe that the sky is falling on them at any moment. All levels of science will reside in the gray area between fact and fraud. Sometimes they will find things that they wish were true, and sometimes going for the lowest bidder will limit the quality of results.

  42. Do what you love and to hell w/ these aholes by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

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  43. Budding? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know young scientists tend to be a bit in the dark about sex and suchlike, but really! Budding is not the way that mammals produce offspring.

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    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
    1. Re:Budding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaahaha! This S. cerevisiae researcher likes the cut of your jib...

    2. Re:Budding? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      That one got a good rise out of me. :)

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  44. Let Me Get This Straight... by crow_t_robot · · Score: 1

    Recently I've noticed some alarming pessimism among Slashdotters about the state of science

    So, you are going to make career decisions based on the mindset of a subset of the slashdot readership? For actual advice I would say do what you love and the rest will work itself out.

  45. funding, not fraud by kc8tbe · · Score: 1

    I'm not really sure where you have gotten the impression that fraud is rampant in science, except perhaps by confusing Slashdot with a real news source. At least in the field where I am a graduate student, Neuroscience, fraud is rare to non-existent. I would be much more worried about the political climate for funding. Depending on your field, software patents could also become a concern in the future.

  46. Stick with it by hengist · · Score: 2

    People don't do advanced degrees like a PhD for the money (which isn't that great) or the recognition (which is hard to come by) but because they love the work.

    Basically, if you love doing it, do it. If you hang in there, things will probably work out. If not, find something else to do with your life. A while ago I summed up in a blog post my thoughts on doing a PhD: http://computational-intelligence.blogspot.com.au/2011/11/hang-in-there.html

    Just my $0.02.

    1. Re:Stick with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have two doctorates. If I could recommend one thing, try to get a minor somewhere along the way in accounting. If research ends up drying up then at least you have a marketable skill and can at least stay in grants administration and continue to pay your mortgage.

  47. Too soon for belly achin' by segfault_0 · · Score: 1

    You will see sciences ugly side eventually, and, if your successful, you will see it often. Put your big boy pants on and suck it up.

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    I was crazy back when being crazy really meant something. (Charles Manson)
  48. Avoid Asia at all costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever you do, avoid doing postgraduate (or postdoctoral work) in Asia at all costs. Fraud is a big fucking deal, especially in China, Japan and Korea (and in that order). If you're in .us/.ca/.uk/.au, you're probably fine. Much of Europe is fine too, particularly France and Germany.

    Good luck.

  49. As a postdoc by golden+age+villain · · Score: 2

    Just go for a PhD and think about an academic career again once you are in your last year. In my experience, you will be disillusioned about science within 4-6 months. Most projects don't work and most PIs have unrealistic expectations and no time for supervision. Salaries suck and long-term career prospects suck, in all fields. There is a lot of jobs in competitive fields but cut-throat competition and no jobs in the other fields. Also I think that fraud is more widespread that a lot of academics would like to admit but it remains anecdotal and it will certainly not have any impact on your career prospects if you are honest. This being said, this is I think the best and most stimulating job in the world (or at least one of them). And I personally work from 9.30 till 9.00 every weekday and some hours over weekends.

    My best advice is to consider it as seriously as you would any other job. It helps to have a clear career plan and know where you are going. Too many students start thinking it will just happen. Once you know in which field you want to work, seek advice about the best labs and apply there. Visit as many labs as you can. Don't be afraid about moving to other countries/states and if an excellent opportunity presents itself outside of what you initially considered, take some time to think about it. The most important things are (1) that you choose a project that you like, (2) that the lab where you work is full of nice people and (3) that your boss is really famous in his field, not necessarily in that order. Don't go for second grade universities, it is not worth it. If you want your academic career to be full of opportunities, you need to do your PhD in one of the top 50-100 best universities of the world and in a really good lab for your field. That will keep most doors opened and put you in the most stimulating environment. This is not to say that good research is not done outside of these but simply that you are guaranteed to get maximal exposure to foreign ideas and people.

    1. Re:As a postdoc by everithe · · Score: 1

      Mmkay. I'll keep what you said in mind (:

  50. The academic path is not for everyone by elyons · · Score: 1

    I'm just about to start a tenure track assistant professorship this summer at a research university. Yes, it was a long road to get there, and it continues to be one. For every undergrad that I've mentored, I've done everything I can to discourage them from going into academics. IF there is anything else you can see yourself doing that will make you happy besides being a professor, I would recommend it. It is a lot of thankless work, there is lots of competition, and no guarantee of making it. Getting there requires some luck, being good at politics, and being very good at what you do (hacks are recognized pretty quickly). IF there isn't anything else you can envision yourself doing that will make you happy, then go for it. Just remember that the reward is waking up and doing what you want to do every day (and I mean every waking moment of every day). Though there are many difficult people with whom you have to work, most people are fantastically smart, interesting, and passionate. For me, this was one of the two most important things for becoming a prof (I had spend 5 years in industry as a scientist and was bored silly by my coworkers' water cooler conversations). The other is the opportunity to think up and work on hard problems that no one else had ever done before.

    My dad is also an academic. Watching his path was quite inspiring for me, through I didn't appreciate all he had done until I was set on doing the same. He worked wherever he could that would allow him to write grants and do the work he wanted to do. It wasn't until he was 50 that he landed his first profship. He's now been a prof for over 15 years, works harder than before due to department responsibilities, graduate students and post docs, and loves every minute (almost). That showed me that if you keep at it long enough, eventually things would work out.

    If you decide to go for the academic life, good luck and enjoy every step along the way. Just don't worry too much about the sad state of affairs for doing basic research.

  51. Some insight. by Epell · · Score: 1

    Some fields are more likely to be fraudulent.
    You can't really fake physics (at least I think), so I think you'll be fine on that aspect.

    Although getting tenure job IS difficult.
    My department (biological sciences) just went through a faculty candidate search this year.
    We have two positions open and each position received 200+ application. So expect very high competition.
    These people were all highly qualified good scientists, each has done 1-2 postdoc, etc.

    That personally got me discouraged and I'm trying to go to MD/PhD to have some back up plan.

  52. Some comments by pehrs · · Score: 1

    Now, I am in a different field, but I think I can give some hints.

    First of all, people often want to see things as fraud/not fraud. But that is rarely true. Scientific work has different degree of rigidity depending on who does it and what the goal is. You can see the scale as something like "Fraud", "Criminal negligence", "Bad study", "Meh", "Good study", "Impressive study" and "This should be in nature/science/what-ever-the-top-publication-of-your-field-is". You have to consider the whole scientific process to see where a paper falls. Even if you do flawless statistics and report everything in detail your study can be crap if you choose the wrong methods. What would be fraud from a skilled researcher might just be an oversight from a less skilled one.

    Secondly, this is such a tiny, unimportant, part of why you are getting into science/getting a PhD. If I was to give you any advice when you are getting into science it would be the following:
    1. Make sure you love the field. If you are not ready to spend a whole weekend in the lab sweating while everybody else is out having fun it's not a very good path to take. Overtime is pretty much the norm where I work.
    2. Make sure you love your adviser. He/she can make or break your career. And you are going to spend more time with him/her than your girl/boy friend, should you have one, over the next 7 years.
    3. Make sure you have a backup plan. A majority of those with a PhD does NOT work in academia. You need to know stuff that lets you survive outside a university. Management, economics, applied science... Pretty much anything will do, as long as you can go out the doors and feel confident that somebody out there will hire you.
    4. Remember that you are investing many productive years into this. Statistics says that your lifetime earnings will go down. Be ready to see your friends that went out in industry earn twice as much as you do.

  53. Re:GRAND DELUSION: How to avoid the "snare" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  54. Build a Large Mountain by glorybe · · Score: 1

    I seriously doubt that you will ever be challenged putting food on the table. You might have trouble buying new Beemers and the like. But if you are a good scientist chances are that you will be very much sought after and have job security as good as any super star in any field. Build a big name and you will be an asset to academic institutions even if you don't do much at all. To them your name on a door may be a great selling point to attract students and funding. Like all other fields you will be in competition despite it not being so obvious in academia.

  55. Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for post. http://www.interestingengineering.com

  56. Don't believe the hype by Orp · · Score: 1

    fraud is rampant and that people honestly trying to do science are less likely to be recognized and obtain tenure

    Dr. Weatherman PhD here. The above is mostly rubbish amplified by the media and those philosophers in Insane Clown Posse.

    The first thing you need to realize is that all universities are different, and the requirements for obtaining tenure vary dramatically from place to place. I would presume for condensed matter physics you're not going to be at a small liberal arts college, teaching a heavy load to undergraduates, but you will be seeking out a research intensive (call them R1) university where you will, if you are lucky, interview well and get an offer with a nice startup package so you can begin to build your research program. While I am tenured at a school which tries to be both undergrad focused and research focused (the best - or worst - of both worlds) I have a pretty good feeling for what the R1 schools require. While it still varies from place to place, your national and international reputation in the field will be a major factor in determining tenure, as well as your ability to land grants and publish (the latter tends to help the former).

    If I were you, I'd be asking myself the following questions: Am I willing to work 60-80 hours a week for 7 years at (comparitively speaking) low pay doing what is necessary to obtain tenure? And doing basically the same things afterwards (maybe at a slightly less vigorous clip) to obtain promotion etc.? What aspects of academia interest you the most - research? Teaching? Service? Are you willing to post-doc for a few years while putting your resume out there and interviewing? Would you settle for a non-faculty position at a research lab?The job market - in general - is pretty bad right now in academia in the US. I don't know specifically about your specific field of interest, but there are generally a lot more applicants than open positions, and in many cases, retirements are not being filled with new searches at state funded schools whose state funding has been shrinking every year. If I were you, I'd go for it and get the PhD if it's what you love to do. As much as I bitch about the job to my colleagues I consider myself to be a lucky bastard to have such a cool job where I get to do nifty science (for me, on supercomputers) and do everything I can to get those around eager weather nerd undergrads onto their own career path, whether it be grad school, the private sector, or, god help me, TV. So anyway I say go for it if you really really love learning new things and want to never stop trying to answer questions about the world around you. For me, that's mostly what it's all about.

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  57. Do it! by louic · · Score: 1

    If you are passionate about science like me (I am in my 4th post-doc year in biophysics), do it! But not for the money. You will spend more time at work than anywhere else, and probably work at home too (because you enjoy it!), so pick a field you love and enjoy it! You will not be as well payed as your friends, but will have enough to live comfortably. Money does not make you happy. But a fun job to go to every day will! If you are good, you will have no trouble finding jobs. And you can always start working for a company if you chance your mind, even after 6 years or so as a postdoc.

  58. Corruption is everywhere. Science too. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    Money is a bitch of a self-replicator with little regard to its hosts. At some point it'll change from useful symbiont to pathological menace in whatever field you go into.

    So go do what you love best.

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  59. Re:Perspective from an ex-condensed matter physici by everithe · · Score: 1

    I appreciate your frankness and found this very useful. I do enjoy all the learning and the machines but am quite intimidated by the rest of the incredibly capable people around. I fear I may not have the same aptitude as they do, but it's heartening that you've managed to find a career path that makes you happy. That is, if things don't work out in academia for me, at least there are other viable options (:

  60. Major in engineering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and after you've made your megabucks, get a graduate degree in a science that interests you.

  61. Easy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right after you graduate and before you have to start paying student loans back six months after graduating, get a welding certificate. You'll know stuff no welder knows about plasma and no physicists you work with will have better job prospects if the funding dries up. And its kinda fun. Crappy, hard work, but fun and in some cases pays better.

    1. Re:Easy.... by Hartree · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly accurate. ;)

      While I was an undergrad and then pursuing a PhD (Which I didn't finish. Sysadmin work paid so much more.), I'd get into a research group based on my physics skills, and then end up being most appreciated for my blue collar skills.

      At least in experimental physics, having experience in electronic construction, machine shop work, prototyping and troubleshooting can be a great edge. While the other grad students are trying to get that experience, you're already able to build and maintain lab equipment.

      And if, like me, you end up doing other things than tenure track academia for a living, those abilities will nearly always let you get a job. Maybe not something glamorous, but definitely good enough to put food on the table.

      I currently repair lab equipment (and vacuum pumps that are as grimey and nasty as any car engine) for a chemistry department. I enjoy it greatly.

      Is it glamorous? No. Am I going to change the world? No.

      Do I get to help grad students with the technical problems that come up in building and using experimental gear? Yes. Do I save groups huge amounts of money by repairing and adapting gear they couldn't afford to buy new? Yes.

      Do I get to go to occasional symposia and keep up with what research is being done? Oh hell yes!

      And I contribute to science in a ways I didn't expect. Perhaps even more than if I'd ended up some aging nameless postdoc/scientist endlessly running samples in a surface science facility.

  62. One other thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you need to go to college to learn about "advanced" science and maybe math instead of frequenting used book stores in college towns and watching lectures on youtube, that might be a sign that you're really not up to a career in science. Consider computer science or something that's really in demand and not just a sacred cow. Better to spend four years hating your course of study than 20 years of disappointment in your field.

  63. Well said. by Ga_101 · · Score: 1

    I've seen far too many friends, far brighter and more talented than I am, become shells of their former selves by a PhD, chemistry in particular. The academic system in particular seems to take the very best talent and utterly destroy it, with science as a whole suffering as a result.

    1. Re:Well said. by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

      I went to UCLA for p-chem and enjoyed it. It ended with my Ph.D, but the experience of working in a lab helped me in my next career phase, embedded software in the Silicon Valley.

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      The clearance system sounds logical. It is not. It is completely arbitrary. -- John Bolton
  64. What I wish I had been told... by sackvillian · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm midway through a graduate program and here are the things I wish I was told before I started:

    • -- Your supervisor choice is of prime importance. They will dictate your research projects, your lifestyle, and most importantly, your opportunities to continue on. They write your reference letter, after all, and decide your approach to publishing. Pick a good one! Visit several, talk to their students (over beer preferably) - really, you cannot investigate this question too much.
    • -- Be ambitious about learning about different school's grad-payment policies. Do they require you to TA? Do you want to? Do they have minimum funding guarantees? If you bring in an external scholarship, do they dock your pay or match the funds? Of course it's not about the money but in Canada, I know firsthand that some graduate students will make fully twice what other students make and neither are well compensated.
    • -- Pick a school for its department rather than overall reputation. The supervisor choice is first priority but the second criterion should be the department, as departmental policy and reputation will shape your life in many ways.
    • -- Wherever you go, adopt the following policy: If I feel productive, I work. If I don't feel productive, I do not try to. There will be pressure to always be in the lab or in front of your computer, but the reality is that no human can work eighteen hour days for weeks on an end. So if you can't focus or your research is at an impasse, get out there and do something fun. It won't set you back academically and in the longterm, you'll be happier and healthier!
      • With that said, don't let the naysayers get you down. There are good people in academia and always room for a few more. Good luck!

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    1. Re:What I wish I had been told... by everithe · · Score: 1

      Thank you (:

    2. Re:What I wish I had been told... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it's not about the money but in Canada, I know firsthand that some graduate students will make fully twice what other students make and neither are well compensated.

      Just a note to add that in Canada the highest paid graduate students can make as much as $50K, but you need to walk on water to get one of those scholarships.

  65. Take it from another physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a fellow physicist (PhD in soft condensed matter), I will offer some very simple and easy advice: stop listening to the know-nothings on slashdot and talk to people who are actually in academia.

    I mean, really, you're asking for career advice from a bunch of computer programmers (and even more CS-wannabe's) who have never read a real science journal article in their life, much less written one. What do you expect to hear?

    -JS

    1. Re:Take it from another physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Unlike most of the posters on Slashdot, I am not a programmer but a computer scientist (not employed in a traditional academic environment, however). I wouldn't put it quite as harshly as the parent, but I do strongly recommend you talk to actual academics. (I assume, if you're seriously thinking about this, you've already talked to professors at your university. Spread your net wider and correspond with other professors outside your campus.)

      Take the opinions here for what they are - lots of anecdotes and opinions from a bunch of people who have the luxury of being able to hide behind a relatively anonymous pen-name. (That goes for me too.)

      One good way to figure it out, however, is to go ahead and do a master's and a Ph.D. or a D.Sc. That'll give you a good feeling for whether you'd really enjoy all the research. Lots of people think they would love to do research, and then start to actually do it. I've listened to people being asked "why do you want to do a Ph.D?" and they reply "oh, because I want to do research!". I suspect what they really mean is "oh, because I want the letters 'Ph.D.' after my name!" and by and large are the people who start a Ph.D. and never finish.

      Don't forget to talk to academics about the requirements and how much work it is to have to publish a certain number of papers per year, etc., etc. Some of them hate this part of the job, but if you're at a university you have to do it.

      My final word - if you are thinking about it, go for it. If you hate it, at least you've given it a genuine shot. Otherwise, you'll never know, and will always be regretting the path not taken.

    2. Re:Take it from another physicist by rokkaku · · Score: 1

      And, yet, you should be careful about which academics you listen to, as well. Many folks go straight from undergraduate work to graduate work to a post-doc, and so on, without ever experiencing industry (and if you're gonna protest, "What about that summer I spent working for IBM?" then you're part of the problem) or, often, any part of the world of work as the rest of us understand it. (And, again, "I worked in the library shelving books for work-study," ain't it.)

      Given all that, "Gee, the work's not so hard and the rewards aren't so slight," might not be very accurate. Asking the rest of us, who've actually worked in the "real world" (for some definition of "real world") and also watched academics in action from close range (parents and partner and working at research institutions), might be useful.

      It's possible to find a rewarding (and not just financially rewarding) job that let's you use your skills and brainpower to change the world for the better. I'd argue that it's not even that hard to find one, depending on your skills and talents. If you want to get a PhD, more power to you, but make sure that you understand the tradeoffs you'll be making.

      If you do go for it, go in with the understanding that academia as we know it is facing a bunch of significant challenges -- funding, distance learning, etc. -- and it may go through some pretty radical changes in your lifetime.

  66. Re:My Advice: OK, but Just don't inter-marry by everithe · · Score: 1

    Do you have a reason?

  67. Figure out what you want, be realistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and don't try to fool yourself.

    Context: I went from undergrade to PhD track programme at advice of my new thesis advisor; he was optimistic about my chances to get a nice scholarship open for PhD track candidates in the department. Ultimately, I 'downgraded' to a masters degree, made a graceful exit after 4 years in the program, and am now happy for the experience but not working in academia.

    Things that became clear only after the first year or two:
    -- you have to work to understand why you are pursuing the academic path
    -- typically it will be lots of very hard work; some of it is very unglamorous and repetitive. (the old saying, "99% perspiration and 1% inspiration" is pretty accurate)
    -- you aren't doing it for the money, so make sure you really (!) *love* the work. Ultimately this is the big payoff.
    -- if you don't *absolutely love it* then you really need to think about why you are doing it. Trying to fool yourself usually means you learn the hard way that some other path may be better for you.

    Look around you; see how hard young faculty members are working in the department; be realistic to observe the hours they need to put in to 'get ahead' in their field of choice. Imagine yourself in their shoes in 10+ years after you finish your postgrad, your postdoc, etc.

    If you like what you see, then maybe academia is for you. If not - be honest with yourself and think about what you really want.

    I don't believe academia is more 'corrupt and bad' than it is 'good' - although certainly there is no shortage of pressure to 'publish or perish'. There are challenges; there always will be. This doesn't mean that there isn't a lot of good, worthwhile work happening.

    1. Re:Figure out what you want, be realistic... by everithe · · Score: 1

      This was sobering, thank you. I guess I've a lot to think about, very carefully.

  68. Recent PhD experiance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has just finished my PhD in experimental condensed matter physics let me be the first to say that in my entire tenure, both graduate and undergraduate I have seen only one instance of fraud, which incidentally broke Bell labs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sch%C3%B6n_scandal . Most faculty and students are trying their best to explore the universe, which may lead to errors, but not fraud. With that said, the competition for faculty positions is intense, requiring a good publication record, both number and impact even for consideration. This is of course not the only option for a graduating PhD, with many condensed matter PhDs finding good industrial positions with double the pay and less working hours (caution PDF http://www.aip.org/statistics/trends/reports/phdinitial.pdf). With that said, a PhD in physics, like many others, will not so gently change who you are and how you think, so weigh carefully if you are willing to embark on that transformation.

  69. There are easier ways to make money by plopez · · Score: 1

    Like getting an MBA. You can make way more money through fraud with an MBA than a Phd. Phds are a waste of time.

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    putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
  70. Science Jobs by Calsar · · Score: 1

    My wife got a Ph.D. in molecular biology. She did a postdoc and NIH and then started to look for job. She wanted to be a professor at a University. After talking to some of the recruiters at Universities we found out they were getting hundreds of resumes for each position. In addition, the research field is brutal. You constantly struggle for grant money and tenure is pretty much a thing of the past. Universities want you to come in with grants, they take half the money, then they boot you out if you lose your grants. You have to work crazy hours and be good at politics to succeed in science. It's a very stressful environment to be in. Another thing I ran into while doing research was that the number of teaching positions at Universities has gone up about 50% since 1960, however the number of Ph.D.s has gone up 500%. Of course there are commercial research positions as well, but at least in biotech there is a lot of turn over as companies come and go. She has friends that get laid off every couple years and spend six months to a year looking for a new job. There were also a lot of sales jobs where you go around and sell equipment to companies, which she didn't want to do. Do you really want to spend all that time in school to be a sales person? My wife eventually ended up with desk job with Genebank at NIH and no longer does research. Note that she was 31 by the time she got her first real job. That's a lot of time to put into education for not much reward. She is especially annoyed that she will never make as much money as I do in IT even though she has a doctorate degree and I have a master's in CS. We have encouraged our son not to go into science. Of course money may not be your primary motivation, but love of science tends to wane over the years.

    1. Re:Science Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few points:
      1. NIH proper is not equivalent to science in general. The people you work with be paid far more and have less responsibility than any academic position. It is a bad reference point to use direct government science for comparison.
      2. A desk job at Genbank will still pay more than most academic positions and be a 9-5 job.

  71. the reality is bad by Surt · · Score: 1

    Fraud has really taken over. At least here at MIT, I know of 3 profs in the physics department who got their tenure by fraud, and that's just the ones I know for sure, the actual numbers no doubt are worse.

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    "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    1. Re:the reality is bad by everithe · · Score: 1

      Could you care to elaborate?

    2. Re:the reality is bad by Surt · · Score: 1

      Published papers with data modified to achieve desired results.
      Too many people get tempted when their measurements are a little off of the result to avoid days of work recalibrating and rerunning experiments and just 'fix' the results to save time.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  72. The end of exponential growth in the 1970s by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 2

    http://www.its.caltech.edu/~dg/crunch_art.html
    in US academia is part of the reason for that.
    See also: http://disciplined-minds.com/

    Lots more links: http://p2pfoundation.net/backups/p2p_research-archives/2009-October/005379.html

    What we need is a basic income for all (or similar things), which would allow those with intellectual aspirations to live their lives at a graduate student level without senior academics having such life-and-death control over whether other thinkers can lead a life of thought. Likewise, those who wanted a life in the arts or a life raising children could focus on those things. Our society has become so materially wealthy by everything we have learned over the millennia that we no longer need to live by the old scarcity myths that there is not enough to go around for everyone to have a reasonable good life materially even if few choose to be materially productive) given modern industry, robotics, AI, cheap communications, youtube educational videos, etc.) And beyond that, we've even got at least another good 1000 years of exponential growth possible if we expand into space in the local solar system and build space habitats.

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    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
  73. my virgin post. by paikiafrmserangoon · · Score: 1
    you sound like you're going through some quarter-life crisis =\

    1. when you check out phd programmes, dont simply go to a school just because its famous and its a top-ranked one. your choice of thesis advisor is most important, because he/she is the one who will open up opportunities for you eventually via networking, and he/she is also the one who has the potential to bring you as far as where you want to go. for my case, i'd pick someone who is one of the masters of the trade. and of course, do some background check on the person. i wont go for someone who doesnt care for his/her student at all totally, no matter how good he/she is. by the way, dont try to run away from teaching duties during your graduate training. learn to love it, because it's all part of the trade. in fact, you'll sometimes learn beneficial things frm your juniors/students =) this is rewarding therefore hahahahah

    2. fraud is not rampant; in other words, rare. the general consensus is that most of us here are honest pple making an honest living. thus said, even negative results can also be published because it shows that something's not working or perhaps we shld be looking at some other regions of interest, like what i've published on PRD. for us, sharing is caring. to say fraud is rampant is perhaps due to the fact that every time a fraud comes up, it becomes widely reported by your best friends the journalists, and sometimes fraudsters become even more famous than your nobel laureates, hence their "recognition". sometimes, even what seems to be fraud as reported may not be fraud, simply because of rivalry between rival research groups all aiming to become the first to publish whatever results they're going after, and this is probably one way they kill each other off. again, this statement may not be entirely accurate, anyone can feel free to correct what i've said, thanks =D

    black sheep is everywhere. if fraud is "rampant" in science, i dont know how anyone may like to describe the financial sector, when in some circumstances what seem to be corruption morally turns out to be legal after all.

    3. tenure is nv easy to achieve. there are pple who travel around the world giving talks and presentations, hoping to impress their future employers after their postdoc, and it's usually tough luck. the job market in academia is not really looking good for the foreseeable future, because there are just simply too many pple applying for a small number of openings in various faculties. thus said, dont be disheartened when at the end of your postdoc eventually you have problems looking for a tenure position. it happens and will happen to most of us. you may probably like to check out non-tenure positions, and yet at the same time publish papers with your colleagues in any lab you're interested to work in (pretty much translates to "doing something for nothing" roughly). with sufficient experience and maybe a few impressive publications, as well as some luck in networking, you may just land that position you've been craving for all the time. oh, networking is impt. eat this. seriously.

    4. dont worry too much abt "food on your table". unless lady luck shines on you all the time, you pretty much struggle a bit when you start off initially, just like the rest of us. the money may not be awesome, but it's enough to make ends meet. again, do what you love doing, the wealth will come eventually. i'll love to see you bear this in mind. you're doing this in the first place for a reason, and it's because you love it. there is no meaning in life if you do something you hate just for the money. thus said, it's just like a calling. not everyone on earth has this privilege to go this far like most of us here.

    5. even if everything doesnt work out for you in the end, touch wood, your training in physics pretty much allows you to do a lot of things. if at the end, money is all that you're seeking, then you can still pretty much run simulations for financial institutions and they will gladly pay you obscene amounts of cash and drown y

  74. News is hype, but it is very hard work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People often underestimate how difficult it is to get through your degree, work intermittently as postdoc (normal), and then eventually get into a tenure-track position (i.e. "permanent" job). Or they have an unrealistic expectation of where and exactly in what field they can get a job ("I want one in my home town and at this institution doing this exact very obscure job full-time"). It's a long haul and you must have a combination of persistence and opportunity. Some people are VERY bitter about how the process works and how difficult it is.

    I've seen the process from the other side: during hiring. I've gone through 40 CVs for one tenure-track position. I don't care *how* good you are, that's going to be 39/40 very disappointed people: people that can get pretty bitter if they try for position after position and don't get it. The reality is, having a PhD isn't enough. It's the barest start. You have to work to distinguish yourself from the pack, and even if you actually *are* good, you have to be fortunate enough to have your rather specialized skills align with what a university or other institution is looking for, and be willing to go wherever that position is. I'm in the position I'm in now because I just happened to be working as a postdoc in the relevant area when someone retired and the position needed filling. Was I twice as good as any other candidate? Probably not. But I did have the right combination of experience and skill, and I brought more to the position than what they were looking for (i.e. "Can do X that we nominally need to meet the job specification, but can also do Y and Z that would be useful to have in the department"). It's a long way off, but try to think about how your CV would be examined, work to address any deficiencies, and look for ways to demonstrate you can do the job (e.g., if the job involves teaching, then do something that would *show* you can do teaching, like interacting with the public/students in a volunteer capacity).

    For advice: publish early and publish often, apply for scholarships and grants, and generally get yourself involved with the process of research as much as possible as you proceed through your degree. Specialize, but look for ways to combine your specialty with other fields (i.e. try to maintain some breadth to your skills and knowledge). This will be useful when looking for a job (too narrow == too few opportunities). When assessing potential supervisors for graduate work, talk to their students to find out what you are getting into. Students are the best indication of whether the supervisor is any good or not. Are there sleazeballs out there? Sure. Just like any other field. But I haven't noticed any greater number than any other job I've worked at.

    Talk to professors. Ask them how they ended up in their jobs. I think you'll find it surprising and enlightening.

    If you love the science and enjoy teaching it is very rewarding despite the steep challenges of getting there.

    1. Re:News is hype, but it is very hard work by everithe · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the advice. Perhaps I should start going out and talking to people more, as uncomfortable as that prospect might be.

  75. Thoughts from a practicing physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a scientist who has done ok for himself (physicist at NIST), I'd say the following:
        1. Each day I look forward to getting to work (I love being a scientist.)
        2. I couldn't imagine anything I'd rather be doing
        3. Scientific integrity is the rule (I've never seen any evidence of fraud or dishonesty among my colleagues)
        4. I work long hours for reasonable pay (much less than I could earn in finance, medicine or law but reasonable)
        5. I've been lucky and eventually found a good position for myself (I was almost 40 when I joined NIST)
        6. There are too many PhD milled in the US today. Grad students and post-docs are cheap labor and the funding agencies & academic researches are addicted to their cheap labor.
        7. Job prospects for recent graduates are not very good (multiple post-docs positions are not uncommon.) Industrial jobs can be hard to get particularly if your course of study is pure physics.
        8. If you are smart, hard-working and play your cards right you can compete.
        9. Don't assume just because you are smart at your high-school, college etc that you'll be smart among practicing physicists. (They are something else entirely...)

  76. STEM is being offshored/inshored to death by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    It's a dirty little secret that the media does not like to talk about.

    Simply put, offshore workers are much cheaper. Expect to be forced to train your H-1B replacement.

  77. Women in Science by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Also on the theme of women being too smart and self-respecting for a career in science these days: http://philip.greenspun.com/careers/women-in-science
    "What about personal experience? The women that I know who have the IQ, education, and drive to make it as professors at top schools are, by and large, working as professionals and making 2.5-5X what a university professor makes and they do not subject themselves to the risk of being fired. With their extra income, they invest in child care resources and help around the house so that they are able to have kids while continuing to ascend in their careers. The women I know who are university professors, by and large, are unmarried and childless. By the time they get tenure, they are on the verge of infertility. ... Pursuing science as a career seems so irrational that one wonders why any young American would do it. Yet we do find some young Americans starting out in the sciences and they are mostly men. When the Larry Summers story first broke, I wrote in my Weblog: "A lot more men than women choose to do seemingly irrational things such as become petty criminals, fly homebuilt helicopters, play video games, and keep tropical fish as pets (98 percent of the attendees at the American Cichlid Association convention that I last attended were male). Should we be surprised that it is mostly men who spend 10 years banging their heads against an equation-filled blackboard in hopes of landing a $35,000/year post-doc job?" ... What about women? Don't they want to impress their peers? Yes, but they are more discriminating about choosing those peers. I've taught a fair number of women students in electrical engineering and computer science classes over the years. I can give you a list of the ones who had the best heads on their shoulders and were the most thoughtful about planning out the rest of their lives. Their names are on files in my "medical school recommendations" directory. ..."

    A "basic income" for all might help in correcting this situation.

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    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
    1. Re:Women in Science by Epimer · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that, that looks very similar to the source material which I was recounting second hand and somewhat misattributing.

  78. From a current CME grad student by gotfork · · Score: 1

    I'm a graduate student in condensed matter experiment, and I'm not at all worried about my future job prospects. Yes, it is very difficult to get one of the ~10 top-ranked tenure track positions that come open every year in a given sub-field, which would require at least one very-intense postdoc (and to some extent a lot of luck). It's somewhat less difficult to get a tenure track position as a second-tier school, and if you're good at teaching there's plenty of opportunities at smaller universities and liberal arts schools. There are however, tons of companies that hire physicists every year, especially ones who specialize in the more applied side of CME (magnetics, semiconductors, devices, etc). That's what I'm interested in, mostly because I would rather not work 60+ hours a week for the next 15 years. Physics is great fun, but it's not the only thing going on in my life. Outright fraud in physics is astoundingly rare. There's Heinrich Schoen and that's about all I can think of in the last few years. It's not a perfect world -- there are some assholes and also well-meaning people who write papers which are flat-out wrong for one reason or another. However, the vast majority of people who work in the field are honestly trying to do good work. I don't think you have anything in particular to worry about.

  79. Re:Perspective from an ex-condensed matter physici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I posted elsewhere at the top level but it hasn't been modded up (maybe you can find it anyway), so, in the hopes you read this: find scientist's blogs and read them. There are a lot of them. The pseudonymous ones are more helpful as they generally don't beat around the bush about expressing their views. There is a lot of exactly the kind of wisdom you are seeking available in the scientific blogosphere. There are quite a few female science bloggers also, which should give you a feel for the "special challenges" that unfortunately come with being female in academic science. This is something to read -- not the best thing by far, but very true and from there you should find a lot of edifying blogs.

    I guess one thing to bear in mind is that what may seem reasonable in your early 20s may not seem so reasonable in your early 30s or 40s -- but like all these things, you can probably be told that repeatedly and won't really understand until you get there. Best of luck whatever you do, anyway.

  80. Re:My Advice: OK, but Just don't inter-marry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've probably now got a reasonable impression of:
    Probability of you finding ANY continuing position

    Now consider:
    Probability of you finding ANY continuing position X Probability of partner finding ANY continuing position

    Now consider the probability of you both getting jobs at the SAME university (or at least within reasonable commutes of one another)

  81. Read Disciplined Minds by Jeff Schmidt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that this is a social community which you are burdened with fitting into. If your views of science diverge from the establishment, it's not always worth sharing. Sad, but apparently true.

  82. From a British PhD student by pswPhD · · Score: 1

    The fact you are interested in the subject is a good start. If you want to do a PhD for simply studying 'cool' stuff- go for it! (the definition of cool depends on your personal interest).

    Ask a lecturer in condensed matter any experts (s)he knows, and send them an email, prospective CV, and offer to meet up. When you meet them, see if you can get along with them. I went to 2 interviews, one was a brief chat and the other was an interrogation. I subsequently worked for the former.

    From what I've seen fraud is not rampant. The fact that scientists who are caught fabricating results end up in the news shows it is rare. I recently found out several results of mine were wrong (summary of the problem: garbage in, garbage out). I told my supervisor this, the reason for the error and he accepted it. I had to redo some calculations, and more annoyingly some guys I work with had to as well, but making sure the results were accurate was more important. We learned from the mistake and move on.

    The USA may be different, and I hear funding can become an issue in some cases. That said, in condensed matter I can't see this being an issue.

  83. public opinion vs. reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't worry about public opinion. If you want to do something, then do it, and public opinion be damned.

  84. Above all else .... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... avoid being bitten by radioactive spiders.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  85. Underground lab/lair is the only way to go. by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    Preferably underneath a lake. The water helps to both fuel the fusion reactor as well as hide its tell-tale heat and radiation signature.

    .

  86. Know Your Sources by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    This is advice for science in general, but especially for the notion of "rampant fraud". Many of the people who make that allegation are not themselves involved in science. The vast majority of people working in science are in it because they love it, and they work within established ethical standards. However, like any industry, science does have some bad apples that rise from time to time for varied reasons.

    As for tenure, if you're only finishing your undergrad now you have a long time before you will be worrying about such a thing. Some schools are doing away with it altogether. Be more concerned about staying on top of the field you want to go in to. Even more so, know what the funding situation is for that kind of work, and how to get yourself in on the funds available.

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    Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
  87. that fraud is rampant .... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
    ...now why would anyone think that?????

    http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/04/06/139231/majority-of-landmark-cancer-studies-cannot-be-replicated

    http://www.thelocal.se/39070/20120213/

    So far, around 150 children in Sweden have developed narcolepsy from the Pandemrixswine flu vaccine, but that number could rise, according to Tomas Norberg, chair of the Swedish Narcolepsy Association (Narkolepsiföreningen).

    http://dangerousprescriptiondrugs.weebly.com/flu-vaccine--narcolepsy.html

    http://www.exxonsecrets.org/html/orgfactsheet.php?id=10

    http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=American_Legislative_Exchange_Council

  88. Over 12 years old... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    The source you linked to, while having some valid points, is from 1999. Many things (particularly salaries) have changed quite a bit since then.

    That said, thanks to the repeated crappy economic decisions this country has been making for decades, many of the criticisms in that source are still very valid. I certainly wouldn't take it as gospel at this point, though.

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    Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
    1. Re:Over 12 years old... by Alomex · · Score: 1

      The source you linked to, while having some valid points, is from 1999. Many things (particularly salaries) have changed quite a bit since then.

      They've only gotten worse. A professor in UC Berkeley today is making less than he/she was ten years ago. Most other state schools are not far from that.

      Getting grants has also become harder, ever since republicans took control of Congress.

    2. Re:Over 12 years old... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      They've only gotten worse. A professor in UC Berkeley today is making less than he/she was ten years ago. Most other state schools are not far from that.

      Comparing salaries for academics across time is not as straightforward as one may hope. Schools seldom just say "we pay junior faculty X and senior faculty Y" because in reality it is usually more like "compensation for junior ranges from A - D and for senior from F - J", but that isn't the full story either. Faculty also negotiate for lab space and resources, they negotiate for how much of their salary needs to come through grant money, and how much they are compensated for various other expenses. Hence a school might be paying a faculty person less out of their own budget but that person is actually making more because of where the salary comes from.

      Getting grants has also become harder, ever since republicans took control of Congress.

      Absolutely true. The NIH, NSF, and DOE haven't had better-than-inflation (or in the NIH, even inflation-matching) increases in their overall budgets in many years. However some of them - at least the NIH - make inflationary adjustments to what they pay out, resulting in less money being available from them for new grants each successive year.

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      Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
  89. management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go into management; it's easier, pays better, and you get an office.

  90. my 2cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a PhD in molecular biology, as does my wife
    Below pertains to that field

    Axiom I: Academic research is driven by very cheap postdoc and grad student labor
    The result is that academic research is a bit of pyramid scheme, or ponzi scheme; most phds can't by smple math, get funded to research themselves
    (its sort of malthus in action; if you start at time T with N researchers, who produce X grad students per year , and it cost M dollars/researcher, and if a fraction of grad students Fx go on to start their own labs, clearly, growth of labs is exponential; since research is $$, that means that most students will not do research, at least academic research in their careers.

    So long as you have that in mind, you should be ok
    Axiom II: at any one time, there are a handful of superstars drivng the field forward; try as hard as you can to work for one of these people
    If you look at nobel genealogy, you find that nobel winners were grad students with nobel winners

    Watch out for career trap
    There are just not a whole lot of places that want particle phyiscists, so if you go into something like that, the total number of jobs, and, more importantly, their geographical distribution, is limited

    Successfull scientests are like sucessfull people in any field;they are highly highly compettitve. This doesn't mean that they cheat, so to speak, although I think rule bending is frequent: who can proove that you took a week or two longer to review a paper so one of your former students could get their paper submitted ?

  91. Science is a calling by rlseaman · · Score: 1

    A career in the sciences is far less likely to be touched by fraud than more commercial endeavors. "Follow the money" as they say. Each discipline is its own community, however, and the level of political infighting, the need to struggle for funding, the publication pressures, etc, vary greatly. External pressures are different, too, but condensed matter physics is about as far from the front lines of the culture war as one can get :-) I do wonder what mythical past the recent critics of science (and of academia in general) are comparing us with. Government funding has always been in the mix. Corporate funding has always come with strings attached. Read Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle to get a sense for the underlying drama of research as a creative exercise. A good bit of luck is needed to follow the narrow path to tenure. (I stepped off long ago.) A good bit of luck is needed to bubble to the "top" of any organization of any type. The difference with the sciences is that there are innumerable interesting detours and niches along the way. Having a graduate degree in a STEM field is an advantage for pursuing many future options. And the journey has been a hell of a lot of fun! Ultimately the question becomes "compared to what?" How will you put food on the table if you forgo grad school? And is a seat at a smaller table enough for you?

  92. It's no accident... by couchslug · · Score: 1

    It's no accident that many early researchers were gentlemen of means and leisure.

    Find a way to wealth, then do what amuses you.

    --
    "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
  93. My Story about EM in Industrial Sector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommend going for something in Engineering. Now there can be a lot of grumble grumble about engineering, but frontier level research in engineering can be very close to physics and other science.

    I lucked out - out of undergraduate I got into a research division at a huge company. While there I enrolled into a Master's program at a top EM program. I didn't have an adviser in my program, I just went to class mostly and did research at my company. At first the PhDs at my company gave me research topics to work on. But even so, as just a BSc, I was getting in on papers and patents, and presenting technical topics to a whole host of people. After a while I was allowed to choose a topic that I came up with to do research on. So, I'd have 3 or 4 topics going on at the same time, and class.

    Now, just after I got my Master, I lead a couple research topics. This includes setting up collaborations with Universities and working directly with tenured professors. I publish in journals (but not at conferences, I don't need to get our name out there and the information from others at conferences isn't good enough for the money and time to go there), still work in the lab, and have minimal pressure to secure funding (I have to ask for it from the main company, but its more or less guaranteed at this point). I'm on the same career track as PhDs, just 2 years behind. That's fine as I was in school for a shorter amount of time.

    My friends at university who went for the PhD had different amounts of success. The ones in engineering mostly jumped right into industry and do pretty well. A couple ended up in disasters. One friend's adviser transferred schools half way around the world, and no one else had room for that specific type of work, so she had to follow him to complete her degree. Another's topic just ended up not working out, and had to start over again. The one person I know that aimed for academia is still a post-doc in an unimaginably shitty office. At 33. Who cancels our plans on the weekend 75% of the time because of deadlines or adviser requested work.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you go into industry instead, the whole 'academic' part of it doesn't disappear and you end up in endless meetings or something. I meet up with professors often, and I take their students as co-ops in our dept every so often. Some of the guys in our dept are on thesis committees of various students. I have control over my own lab that a bunch of people work in. The only thing you can't do is see your name in the lights all of the time or get some sort of Discovery Channel segment filmed in your lab with purple and blue lighting in the background.

    For me, that's fine. I'm not driven by some all consuming research urge. I love research, but I also love other things too. I love art and I wouldn't be able to draw or paint if I was at the lab until 9pm every night. I love taking girls out to nice restaurants and wouldn't be able to do it on a stipend. There's just too much competition in academia to take a break from it and have a hobby, it wasn't for me.

  94. PhD Condensed Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got my PhD in CM. Did everything "right" - great advisor, great institute (Max-Planck Institute for Metals Research), very nice people to work with.

    In the end, I had five publications, two Phys.Rev. B and one Phys.Rev.Lett. One Letter to Journal of Magnetism and Magnetic Materials, one article in Journal of Mathematical Physics.

    A fellow student I used to trade notes with went into the Bose-Einstein-Condensate/Rydberg Atom stuff and has three PRLs, two Nature Physics, one Nature and a couple other publications. He did have a much better work ethic than me (would not say he was much brighter), but it is somewhat typical of the fields. In CM, you try to improve upon decades of research by very, very skilled people, which were very well funded. Simply getting an overview over the directly relevant literature will take several months, and a complete overview over your field (mine was magnetism) is close to impossible even if you devote your life to it.

    The work still pays off handsomely if you are willing to get into industry later, if you are willing to move to where the big players are. However, if you want to be a scientist, you will inevitably compete with the Rydberg-Atom guy for a professorship. Guess who will win?

  95. Whatever you end up doing... by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

    Do NOT let posts you read on the internet (yes, even slashdot) discourage you. Who knows what the back story is. Maybe they did see fraud or got screwed over or they could just be full of shit. But don't live your life based on other peoples anecdotes. All the people with awesome careers are too busy doing awesome stuff to post on internet forums. Find something you think you might like to do and give it your best shot. If you're doing science outside of the third world you won't starve. You might not have fancy cars and a big house but if your work fulfills your life, that makes you a true 1%er.

  96. Do condensed matter in an optics department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...such as that at the University of Arizona or Rochester. You will probably get paid $50K/year annually more than you would with a physics PhD, and it is probably more likely that you will ultimately get a job that uses actual science. A physics PhD is a wonderful personal achievement. It is also a horrible career decision. You will almost certainly have no chance at a faculty position when you are done. You might post-doc for a couple of years before doing your best to convince prospective employers that you can work as a software engineer. I know physics PhD's who have been fired from teaching high school. I know others who dropped out after three quarters of a decade, and they usually find some sort of programming job after half a year of unemployment.

    There are more lucrative options in finance or defense, but I would personally rather die than pursue some of these options.

    With optics, you can get a job doing research and development, easily, even if you fail your comps or otherwise bail with a masters.

  97. Top ten percent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In short, my answers are:
    - It's quite hard. You need to be in the top 10% of your "class" (very widely defined) to have a shot at it.
    - Go for the best graduate schools, take the most difficult classes, ace them, go work with prestigious scientists.
    - Choose an experimental topic that can also be applied outside of academia (such as a widely employed characterization technique).

    The long version:
    I am a professional researcher (tenured staff scientist at a research institute in France). I only worked in Europe, and I'm not entirely familiar with the US system, so I'll only address general points that should hold everywhere.
    - By the end of your undergrad studies you should already know how you fare academically: are you among the best ? If you're not sure, go talk it over with a professor of your choice.
    - Apply for grad school. The answers you'll get will also give you a hint. You need to be admitted in some of the top schools in your discipline. Again, if unsure about it get advice from someone already in the system (not Slashdot). Take the most demanding classes, be the best.
    - Three things you need to know about theoretical physics:
    1) The competition is tougher than in experimental physics because there are fewer positions and because the best (scholarly speaking) students often gravitate towards theory.
    2) Succeeding as a theorist is highly correlated with academic success. If you do not excel in math and physics at the undergrad level you will probably not excel in your PhD work.
    3) It is usually more difficult to cross over to the industry with a theoretical PhD (see however other posts above about finance etc.)
    - In experimental physics you can still get ahead with a less than exceptional (but still very good) grasp of the theory. You will need a combination of hard work, ingenuity and well-tempered imagination.
    - Finally, no matter how optimistic you are about your chances, have a realistic (actively prepared) plan B outside academia.

    Best of luck!

  98. how it is in bio medical research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not outright fraud that's the problem it's the overlooking of negative results or burying of suspicious methodology by 'sticking it in the supplemental text'. There is such intense pressure to publish that being uncritical, to the point of gullibility, is actually an advantage. People with these traits rise to the top! I was once given the advice 'you need to be a bit less rigorous or you won't get anywhere'.
    On the plus side you will meet interesting and extraordinary people.just make sure you pick up enough real skills to make you employable in the real world once you realize you aren't going to make it in academia. check out the economist article on the PhD glut http://www.economist.com/node/17723223.

  99. no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fucking hell. If you think asking slashdot about this, it doesnt really bode well for your career methinks.

  100. Science for sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science for sale is a very real problem. Look at the testing they do on genetically engineered foods, climate science etc. The problem is that those who pay the bills want a certain result. When companies like Monsanto pass off their "2 week turkey" as science you know it is bad. That was with the RBGH (recombinant bovine growth hormone) test that said "at normal pastuerization temperatures no residual was left". What they didn't say was that they pastuerized it for 30 minutes. This is the equivalent of baking a turkey for 2 weeks and claiming no ecoli or salmonella is present.

    To do real science you will be faced with a lot of very difficult choices but to be a real scientist you must follow the scientific method regardless of where it leads.

  101. Advice to a Budding Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Run, don't walk away from academia as fast as possible.
    2. Discover what you have a talent for.
    3. Discover which of those talents you enjoy.
    4. Pursue it with a passion.
    5. Make sure you understand Balakrishnan, Susskind, and Feynman
    6. An example is El Sistema, the Venezuela Youth Orchestra.
    All above are on Youtube.
    And don't be a problem solver, be an opportunity seeker.
    --Best Wishes,
    --Johndickinson

  102. Gregor Mendel is a life lesson. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mendel's work on peas got him a couple mentions in the newspapers at the time. After he died it became the foundation of modern genetics.

    So all that effort didn't really do him a pinch of good in his own life. Stuff like that happens all the time, guy does something and fifty years later somebody dusts it off and gets fabulous results with it.

    Do the science because its science, OR make a living. If you manage both you'll be a rare bird indeed.

  103. A More Positive View by randomsearch · · Score: 1

    I'm in the UK, not the US. I'm a post-doc in CS.

    As many others have pointed out, fraud is rare. It probably makes for good headlines, but I have never personally seen or heard of an instance of fraud.

    The negative side of academia (for me) is the growing trend of heavy focus on metrics, e.g. the number of papers published (sometimes weighted by impact factor), or the number of citations a paper receives. This is generally a result of top-down meddling by the government and distracts scientists from doing good work. I disagree with it and try to avoid thinking about this game.

    I have not chased publications, but my career is going just fine.

    Some people claim that you have to work 60+ hour weeks etc. to be a successful academic. In my experience, this isn't true. Some people do work those hours, but most of them have poor time management skills and are not very productive. I don't see anyone working significantly more hours than myself achieving more over an extended period. They tend to get tired, burn out a bit, and spend a lot of time procrastinating. You can be a successful academic by working reasonable office hours, plus the extra hour here or there, maybe a weekend day occasionally, and then a little extra around deadlines. You just need to be organised and disciplined.

    So, don't believe all the negativity you read. I love my career, and I love the flexibility that academia gives me. I work with tons of creative people in a relaxed environment where I set my own hours, have a large say in what I do, and get to work with intelligent students who keep me on my toes!

    Oh, the money sucks ;-) It's enough to comfortably live on, but compared to industry (and given the sacrifice of doing a PhD in the first place) it is a serious financial sacrifice. I am considering going back into industry at some point in order to build some savings.

    Hope that's of use.

    RS

    1. Re:A More Positive View by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I'm in the UK, not the US. I'm a post-doc in CS.

      [SNIP] Reasoned arguments.

      Hope that's of use.

      Are you new here or something? Posting reasoned arguments on the basis of something that you actually know something about is definitely NOT the Slashdot Way. I should know - I'm an industrial scientist who never bothered to go down the Higher and Deeper Pile route, who's doing quite comfortably, thank you.

      Gee, thanks ; you've contaminated me with your memes now!

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  104. Difference between crookery and dishonesty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in the science field and I can tell you that there are not many crookers as much as dishonest people. Crookers will, sooner or later, be caught but dishonest people climb up the ladder of success rather quick. Most of the dishonest people are the ones whose writer skills are the best, so they can write papers and grant applications without committing the mistake to lie about results, but at the same time not touching the big problem. In other words, they write a lot but make little or no advances in science.

    If you like mathematics, laboratory activities and to solve real problems you may end up one day tossed out of the science field, or being used by one of those big jerks.