Survey Says Bosses Fear Being Filmed By Employees
New submitter Cazekiel writes "If you think your boss is a fearless, miserable beast whose only worries lie in how well his company or business competes, think again. The 'Business Video Behavior Project' survey conducted by Qumu reveals that those in-charge are growing more and more paranoid about something the Average Joe fears just walking down the street nowadays: employees who will 'secretly film him with his metaphorical pants down and then post the footage for public delectation.' It would seem that it doesn't matter if you're powerful, wealthy and lording over hundreds of cubicles; they know the internet exists, everyone has a cell phone camera and thick wallets don't make discarded banana peels magically move out of their path." The company that paid for the study, note, promises to "securely distribute business video simultaneously over multiple Edge routes," so they probably don't mind some workplace paranoia.
No, he's scared you might use your new technological tools to make naughty videos -- the worst of which would be to secretly film him with his metaphorical pants down and then post the footage for public delectation.
My brilliant idea is that if you're a boss BEHAVE APPROPRIATELY, ethically and fairly. It's not that hard.
You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
- Marge Simpson
Isn't there a French saying to the effect of "No man will check under his wife's bed unless he himself has hidden under a woman's bed."?
I often don't like the choices people make, but I like the fact that people make choices. That's why I'm a conservative.
The company that paid for the study, note, promises to "securely distribute business video simultaneously over multiple Edge routes," so they probably don't mind some workplace paranoia.
So, what, they are proposing that companies pay for the secure distribution of their employee's secret boss videos? A delicious thought, but I don't see that as a rapidly expanding enterprise market.
Well, yeah... Bosses are human, too, of course. They don't want to be embarrassed any more than anybody else, but being at a higher position within the company, their reputation is directly tied to many other people's reputations as well. That goes for any other collective entity, too, including churches, charities, sailing crews, police, etc... Nobody wants to have anything recorded, because they know they might make a mistake, and that recording will be used against them, out of context and long after any reasonably limited time. Being nice and friendly regarding recording just isn't worth the risk of having a mistake get blown out of proportion.
This is Slashdot, though, where we love the Average Joe who does whatever he wants with whatever he wants, and damn the corporations that make it happen! Managers are the personification of the corporation, so we hate them, too. Any story that attacks a company or anyone in the company (except the lowest tier, who's always oppressed and overworked by their superiors) is instantly approved and the hivemind lauds its message.
I suppose this will head off into the world of "Flamebait" if I continue ranting... There's no "Annoyed at Slashdot" mod.
You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
The bosses have been spying on employees for years. Feels kinda different now, doesn't it?
"The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
But only if people would stop being hypocrites and decide that the things they do themselves are appropriate for others to do.
You can do nothing legally, morally, or ethically wrong at work and still not want to be filmed because you still can do things that people will hate on you for or make fun of you because.
Like maybe when you listen to music, you rock out and dance in your chair. You don't even know you do this, but you do. Suddenly there's a video of it online and people mock you for it, including people who do it themselves! They are fine to mock others for it, but would themselves not want to be mocked for it.
Trust me, if I put some cameras on your for a week, I could find enough footage in there that you wouldn't want other people to see. You probably do nothing wrong, but you do things that are embarrassing in one sense or another. If I've the video to pour over, I can find it, and with a NLE I can cut it down to just the shit you don't want others to see.
Worse still if I've got audio with it. I can get you saying shit out of context and unguarded. Don't tell me you've never badmouthed someone behind their back. Maybe you didn't even do it that directly, you said something like "For such a brilliant guy sometimes he's such an idiot about things because he jumps to conclusions too fast. I wish he'd slow down and think things through." I cut that to just "he's such an idiot."
Just remember if you aren't willing to have surveillance on you all the time at work, ask yourself why. Those same reasons apply to everyone.
No reason only ordinary people should go through life feeling like an amoebae under a microscope.
I enjoy the occasional article posted to Slashdot about law enforcement organizations lobbying against police being videod ( it is time to retire the word "filmed" as obsolete ).
I love the irony of the authorities, at least some of them, being told what they tell us.
"Gee officer, if you are doing your job and following all the rules then you have nothing to be worried about"