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Fully Functional Nintendo Controller Coffee Table
techfun89 writes "Ever wished that you could defeat Bowser literally right from your coffee table with giant built in buttons? Well, your dreams have come true with the fully-functional Nintendo Controller Coffee Table. This is the creation of Charles Lushear that has combined old school entertainment with maple wood and craftsmanship. Simply plug into an existing classic NES system and go to town. The table also features a removable glass top with retractable cord to use the furniture as just a table when you are done playing Mario."
Oh, they're selling it now. I was wondering because this is years old.
I have this dream where I'm lying under a glass-topped coffee table while a hot chick defecates onto it. It'd kinda spoil it if she was playing SuperMarioCart at the same time.
It would take me about 20 minutes to spill a vodka & grapefruit juice all over those controls, causing an electrical fire which would probably burn down my entire neighborhood.
It's happened to almost every keyboard or controller that I've ever owned, so I don't see why it wouldn't happen to this ugly monstrosity.
Still, I would SO have this thing in my living room, but my wife would throw it (and me) out in nothing flat. Funny, but she somehow just doesn't understand how cool it is that a middle-aged man is still a highly avid gamer and how my original, like new Sega Genesis and Nintendo Dreamcast are crucial design elements for our home. Some people just don't seem to get it.
You are welcome on my lawn.
You've really gotta stop burning down so many neighborhoods man.
I read the internet for the articles.