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  1. Re: Steampunk on Can Civilization Reboot Without Fossil Fuels? · · Score: 0

    Sperm and whale oil? Reminds me of a holiday I had in Iceland in 1978.

  2. Re:Female chess players on Chess Grandmaster Used iPhone To Cheat During Tournament · · Score: -1

    Calm down, dear. What's for dinner?

  3. That's all fine..... on Secret Service Plans New Fence, Full Scale White House Replica, But No Moat · · Score: 0

    ...but you need a fucking high fence to stop a hijacked airliner.

  4. Autocorrect? on Lenovo To Wipe Superfish Off PCs · · Score: 0

    Are you sure he actually wrote 'app'-wiping software?

  5. Bring it on on Stephen Hawking: Biggest Human Failing Is Aggression · · Score: 0

    He keeps coming up with crap like that, someone's gonna punch his lights out.

  6. I'll have it, then on BT, Sky, and Virgin Enforce UK Porn Blocks By Hijacking Browsers · · Score: 0

    If anyone really doesn't want their porn, I'll have it.

  7. Re:Hahahahahahahahaha LOL on How Venture Capitalist Peter Thiel Plans To Live 120 Years · · Score: 0

    "Cancer is just one of many, many things that are likely to kill you before you're 120." There are a few other things, too - lightning, buses......

  8. Re:Boobs in Space on NASA's HI-SEAS Project Results Suggests a Women-Only Mars Crew · · Score: 0

    And the lack of gravity would make their skirts float up, revealing their space-panties. I, for one, wholeheartedly endorse televised women in space.

  9. Re:trampoline on Getting the Most Out of the Space Station (Before It's Too Late) · · Score: 0

    We'd need a Skynet for safety

  10. Optional extras? on Lego To Produce Three Box Sets Featuring Female Scientists · · Score: 0

    Well, if I was Mr Lego, I'd be making them with a Lego cock that could be attached/detached as required.

  11. Re:Motorcycles? on Solar Roadways Project Beats $1M Goal, Should Enter Production · · Score: 0

    You're an absolute twat

  12. Re:Good on UK Ballistics Scientists: 3D-Printed Guns Are 'of No Use To Anyone' · · Score: 0

    At this point it's still cheaper to buy a gun than a 3-D printer

    and if you have a gun, it's fairly easy to acquire a 3-D printer

  13. Re:Just a bit whiney in my opinion on Nintendo Apologizes For Not Allowing Same-Sex Relationships In Life Sim Game · · Score: 0

    That's because they don't get any proper sex.

  14. Re:Also on School Tricks Pupils Into Installing a Root CA · · Score: 0

    It's a boarding school. They don't know what 'porn' is.

  15. Re:Not comforting on Safety Measures Fail To Stop Fukushima Plant Leaks · · Score: 0

    Probably best if we ask America to nuke them again, just to be on the safe side

  16. they could pay the tax they're currently avoiding

  17. Re:If that wasn't crueal and unreasonable... on Controversial Execution In Ohio Uses New Lethal Drug Combination · · Score: -1, Troll

    " Refusing to support other countries in this particular traditions is one of the better things that has happened in politics over here the last few years." No, it's not. It's yet another example of how shit the EU is, and how they think that their unelected parasite 'politicians' should be able to interfere with other countries' justice systems. You must be either French, German, or gay.

  18. 'Failed experiment'? on Controversial Execution In Ohio Uses New Lethal Drug Combination · · Score: 1

    How did it fail? He died, didn't he? And, I'm assuming, that was the intended outcome? If I could be bothered, I'd find out why he was sentenced to death, but I'm really not that interested. I'd assume that it was a murder (sorry, Mericans: "homicide") in which case I'm sure the comfort of his victim during the death process wasn't a top priority for him. Easy answer: shoot the fucker. Way quicker, and cheaper. (Personally, I'd go for a gutshot - a slower and more painful death, I believe?) Isn't the death sentence supposed to be a punishment? Why the fuck SHOULD it be as painless as possible???

  19. Surely....... on Ask Slashdot: Are AdBlock's Days Numbered? · · Score: 1

    the question isn't 'how to block advertising'? Shouldn't it be "Why does anyone bother with advertising?" (obviously malware-loaded ads are a diiferent issue). How many people actually take notice of an intrusive ad on a website? Personally, I'd be far less likely to use a company or service that intruded, unasked, into my 'web experience'.

  20. Re:Awesome on CES: Laser Headlights Edge Closer To Real-World Highways · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but they're probably not going to be hammerproof

  21. Re:Geography on Volvo Plans To Have Self-Driving Cars In Swedish City of Gothenburg By 2017 · · Score: 1

    Everyone's capital will soon be Beijing

  22. Re:Fine, until you get a runaway. on AgriRover Brings Mars Rover Technology To the Farm · · Score: 0

    '........and then I was repeatedly fucked up the arse by the Artificial Insemination Robot that had gone rogue. Yes, it did look a bit like Gene Simmons, now that you ask..........'

  23. Re:Really? on UK Town To Get Driverless 'Pods' Mixing With Pedestrians · · Score: 0

    I've never been near the place, but I dislike it intensely. You have to, if you're English, don't you?

  24. Re:world ramifications... on The NSA Is Looking For a Few Good Geeks · · Score: 0

    You sound like the trailer for a 1980's computer game

  25. Re:Government waste on Boston Dynamics Wildcat Can Gallop — No Strings Attached · · Score: 0

    And you can eat a horse when it breaks.