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Audi Gives Silent Electric Car Synthetic Sound
itwbennett writes "Audi's electric cars are quiet, maybe too quiet, which is why Audi spent 3 years creating replicated engine noise for its electric car models. We're so conditioned to the noise of an engine revving that a driver behind the wheel of a too-quiet car may not realize how fast he's driving, and a pedestrian relying on auditory clues may be unaware of an approaching vehicle, says Ralf Kunkel, Head of Audi Acoustics." Nissan's been on this for years (as has Honda); one day, you may only get to choose which noise your car makes, rather than whether it does.
Nyan Cat.
Nothing else says "get out of my way' like that would.
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
and they chose car noise. How uninspiring.
Personally, I love the sound of my V8 revving up. But I also hate how much it costs to do that :)
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
Finally men can spend their entire lives going "Vroom! Vroom!" behind the wheel, instead of being forced to stop at the tender age of 11.
People replying to my sig annoy me. That's why I change it all the time.
The Jetsons.
If I ever get to choose my own sound, it will be this.
If God forks the Universe every time you roll a die, he'd better have a damned good memory.
...Rickrolling while revving at a redlight occurs.
Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a screw-up.
Jetson's car.
FTW.
An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
Bubba Rub was a visionary
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk
Reporter: Can you tell me about the whistles?
Bubb Rubb: The whistles go WOO-- You wanna WOO WOO--
Reporter: Some neighbors are saying it’s “way too loud.”
Bubb Rubb: That’s only in the mowrning. He’s supposed to be up cooking breakfast or something, so it’s like an alarm clock!
They wanted something death people would perceive as a car.
I think you meant to type "deaf people". And I think you meant to mean to type "blind people". Y'know, the ones that would get clues about their surroundings by listening to the new artificial sounds for silent-running cars?
Yeah, George Jetson's car would be the best, but second best would be the buzz-saw noise that the old Flash Gordon spaceships made.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUbGkSfaKrs
Hardly anyone would recognize it, but it that might make it even better!
The overpriced luxury manufacturer brings people in and asks them to listen to 50 varieties of car noise to find the best one.
The smart carmaker uses the sound of a moped by default and then sells hundreds of expansion packs with samples of different car engines so that the customers can choose their own favorites.
The really smart carmaker rents the expansion packs with a monthly fee like ringtones.
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There are these things called back-up lights....
Coconut shells cloppity-clopping. Perhaps with a minstrel singing a ballad recounting the bravery of the driver.