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Snoozing Pilot Mistakes Venus For Aircraft; Panic, Injuries Ensue

Cazekiel writes "In January 2011, an Air Canada Boeing 767 carrying 95 passengers and eight crew members was on route to Zurich from Toronto when its First Officer, fatigued and disoriented from a long nap he'd taken, panicked in seeing what he believed to be a U.S. cargo plane on a collision course with his aircraft. The panicking F.O. pushed forward on the control column to make a rapid descent. Only, it wasn't an aircraft he'd been looking at, but Venus. According to the article: 'The airliner dropped about 400 feet before the captain pulled back on the control column. Fourteen passengers and two crew were hurt, and seven needed hospital treatment. None were wearing seat belts, even though the seat-belt sign was on.' The only danger in this situation had been the F.O. napping for 75 minutes instead of the maximum 40, as the disorientation and confusion stemming from deeper sleep was the culprit in this mix-up. However, the Air Canada Pilots Association, 'has long pressured authorities to take the stresses of night flying into account when setting the maximum hours a pilot can work,' taking into account that North Atlantic night-flights are hardest on an already-fatigued pilot."

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  1. Air Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Were many beavers injured?

    1. Re:Air Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      just your mom's

    2. Re:Air Canada? by jenic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Beavers aside, I don't actually see what the problem is. What if the situation were reversed? Way, way worse.

      You mean if Venus mistook the pilot for another planet?

    3. Re:Air Canada? by jones_supa · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean if Venus mistook the pilot for another planet?

      In Soviet Russia that scenario could be completely feasible.

  2. Shame they don't have cabin video by Zaelath · · Score: 5, Funny

    then they could just show video of what happens if you don't use your seatbelt on an aircraft to that 10% of idiots that know better instead of the boring safety talk.

    1. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by mug+funky · · Score: 5, Funny

      true enough, but have you ever been stuck in the toilet when turbulence strikes? not fun.

      having to change a baby during turbulence is quite fun, but a little scary (baby was fine - i was bouncing around and the little bugger was giggling at me).

    2. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Oswald · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but the composition is a bit off because the baby was holding the camera.

    3. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Funny

      then they could just show video of what happens if you don't use your seatbelt on an aircraft to that 10% of idiots that know better instead of the boring safety talk.

      Everyone's got (n) hours to kill in a perfectly good aircraft and video is the best they can do?

      The hell with video, they should do a live demonstration. Anyone un-belted who the pilot hasn't successfully removed from their seat after 5 minutes gets a free airline meal as a prize :^)

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  3. New safety message by GeneralSecretary · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mesdames et Messieurs, dans le cas d'une collision interplanétaire s'il vous plaît attachez vos ceintures ... Ladies and Gentlemen, in the event of an interplanetary collision please fasten your seatbelts...

  4. That's no moon. by Morky · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's too big to be a space station. I have a very bad feeling about this.

  5. Thankfully Not... by nemui-chan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Luckily it wasn't in America. If it was, the TSA would stop allowing pilots through checkpoints, since they're clearly a flight risk.

    1. Re:Thankfully Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      100% of all planes involved in terrorist attacks, hijackings and crashes have had pilots on board! when will government make us safe from these terrors of the skies!

    2. Re:Thankfully Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They also had wings too - OMG so do birds!

    3. Re:Thankfully Not... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd be more suspicious of Venus... clearly it was trying to take down a passenger aircraft, the classic cowardly maneuver of a terrorist. And it is a known hoarder of deadly chemicals used in the manufacture of WMD. Who knows how far along it's program already is, since it has never allowed IAEA inspectors beneath it's all-concealing clouds?!

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    4. Re:Thankfully Not... by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Funny

      They also had wings too - OMG so do birds!

      Breaking News. Terrorists are training swallows to carry coconut shaped bombs.

    5. Re:Thankfully Not... by sFurbo · · Score: 3, Funny

      And it has been known to shoot lasers at earth! And Mars is even worse, it shoots lasers and is clearly a rouge planet! Somebody call Team America!

    6. Re:Thankfully Not... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, Venus has the whole "love" and "sex" thing down. THAT is evil these days. Mars and war are fine. Get with the times, man.

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    7. Re:Thankfully Not... by laejoh · · Score: 4, Funny

      African or european terrorists?

  6. c'mon, think about the alternative! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone is piling on this guy now, but think about what would have happened if he'd actually HIT Venus - nobody would have survived that! Think, people, THINK!

    1. Re:c'mon, think about the alternative! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm picturing something like the steamroller scene in Austin Powers only much, much longer...

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  7. Did Gary Larson Predict This? by IonOtter · · Score: 3, Funny
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  8. Re:Is this a bad thing? by WankersRevenge · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can totally sympathize with this pilot. True story .. I was driving through Yukon a few years ago and I had been on the road for twelve hours that I could barely stay awake so I pulled off in a rest area, climbed in the back seat, and fell asleep.

    At some point, another driver pulled into the rest area and his lights woke me up. All I saw were trees and I thought I had fallen asleep at the wheel and crashed in the woods. I panicked. I climed out of my sleeping bag, climbed into the front seat, started my car, and pulled a 360 before I realized what the hell was going on. The other driver probably thought I was nuts.

    Moral of the story ... Thank god I'm not a pilot :)

  9. Re:air canada is a terrible carrier by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Funny

    just fly cathay pacific

    Sounds great! OK then, let me just check out the options for Zurich to Toronto on Cathay. Hmm... OK seems we've got Zurich to Hong Kong, then Hong Kong to Toronto. Only 33 hours of travel, compares to 9 hours on Air Canada, at three times the cost. Makes perfect sense.

  10. Re:air canada is a terrible carrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    On slashdot, AC == Anonymous Coward. Find another acronym.

    OTOH, the following actually makes some kind of sense:
    Its not just that 9 hours of Anonymous Coward can seem like 33 hours of root canal; but Anonymous Coward has an odd idea of what 9 hours means....

  11. It Worked! by mikeplokta · · Score: 3, Funny

    The good news is that the evasive action was successful, and the plane did not hit Venus.