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Man Protests TSA With Nudity

New submitter blindbat writes "John E. Brennon 'said he was fed up with being harassed by airport security stripped to his birthday suit while in an airport screening lane Tuesday evening and was arrested.'"

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  1. hope it was worth the megan's law list by alen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    now every time he applies for a job he will come up on the sex offender search

    1. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, people shouldn't stand up against abuses of their rights: there might be NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES TO IT!!!

    2. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hooray for our puritanical society. Two people could beat the living shit out of each other in front of kids, which is almost certainly far more damaging to a kid's psyche than this incident, and as long as they don't press charges on each other, the most they'd get is a disturbing the peace ticket. Police officers will publicly taser (effectively, short-term torture) anyone who doesn't follow their instructions immediately and without question, although arguably that's a good lesson for a child to learn. But appearing naked in a context where they're voluntary observers at most (i.e. they can look away, and there's no stress at doing so because nobody is observing them back, making it more akin to seeing someone naked on an ultra-hi-def 3D TV than an encounter with a pervert), and he's a child molester. It's ridiculous, and anybody with an ounce of sense will see that if they actually look at the details, but the automated list escalates the offense from a silly if ill-conceived protest to a potentially life-ruining thing. I don't care if it was somebody protesting for increased TSA searches and power, the offense does not deserve that.

      I personally think this guy is a hero. If he needs any help with legal costs or finding employment in the future, I'll be donating for sure. My thanks to anyone who draws more attention to how screwed up the state of things is, especially if it's in such a funny way.

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    3. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm sure there are more constructive ways to protest than stripping in an airport in front of people. As is the TSA screener has any power... "Oh, this guy with his wang hanging out... he really put a new perspective on things for me... I've got to take this straight to the top!"

      All he's succeeded in doing is humiliating himself, his family, earning a criminal record, landing on the sex offender list, jeopardizing future employment options, and probably making a bunch of people around him nervous/scared (because, really, what sane or stable person does that?). This was a completely ineffective protest.

      But, hey, his junk was visible, so... funny, right?

    4. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Police officers will publicly taser (effectively, short-term torture) anyone who doesn't follow their instructions immediately and without question, although arguably that's a good lesson for a child to learn.

      Why the fuck would that be a good lesson for anyone, much less a child.

      Obey immediately or get tortured?

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    5. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by Sperbels · · Score: 5, Insightful

      because, really, what sane or stable person does that?

      One making a political statement.

    6. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Meanwhile, any kids who might have seen his protest will soon enough be fondled by the TSA, but that's somehow considered perfectly fine by the feds.

    7. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by dargaud · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sure there are more constructive ways to protest than stripping in an airport in front of people.

      It generated more news than any other TSA protest in memory. That was a win.

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    8. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, I left out part of the sentence I'd meant to put in there, and thought it wasn't worth a self-reply to clarify due to obviousness (forgetting that it's obviously going to be obvious to me, I was thinking it, but not necessarily obvious what I meant to others, who are used to people with awful opinions posting on slashdot): I think it's an horrific thing that it happens, and that the lesson is one of the most traumatic things a child is can be subjected to, but it's better than being ignorant of it.

      I say arguably, because some might think ignorance of the reality is better, at least until they're likely to have to deal with it personally.

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    9. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's almost like Portland and Denver are different places.

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    10. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except he'll be filtered by HR, not by a clueful interviewer.

    11. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "American cops are scary and can easily ruin your day so keep your distance and act inconspicious when you can't" seems like a perfectly good lesson to learn.

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    12. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by kimvette · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My friend's dad is on the list - he ducked behind a bush to urinate out of sight because no public restrooms were available. Some prude saw him go behind the bush but didn't actually see him urinate, was "offended" and called the cops. It ended his teaching career because he is now on the sex offender registry. It is total bullshit. Another thing that can land you there: if you get laid and the chick later changes her mind and presses rape charges, even though she was totally willing at the time. Congrats, you scoring at the bar the other night might just have landed you on a sex offender list.

      Besides, what the hell is wrong with nudity? Why are we in America so terrified of the human body?

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    13. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To paraphrase "Alice's Restaurant":

      If one person strips at the TSA checkpoint they'll think he's crazy and won't let him fly.
      If two people strip at the TSA checkpoint they'll think their perverts and won't let either of them fly.
      If a hundred people strip at the TSA checkpoint they'll think it's a movement, and that'e exactly what it is.

    14. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sure there are more constructive ways to protest than sitting in the front of the bus with black skin. As if the bus driver has any power... "Oh, this nigger bitch is riding in the Whites only section, that's really put a new perspective on things for me... I've got to take this straight to the top!"

      All she's succeeded in doing is humiliating herself, her family, earning a criminal record, landing on the violent seditionist list, jeopardizing future employment options, and probably making a bunch of people around her nervous/scared (because, really, what sane or stable nigger does that?). This was a completely ineffective protest.

      But, hey, she had a good view of the road, so... funny, right?

    15. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by Tanktalus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And, if he then fights the charges in court, he can use a Free Speech defense. This is relatively (but not entirely) clear that the nudity was a form of protest and thus speech protected by the First Amendment.

    16. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What part of "No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed" do they not understand? That's not even pissing on the bill of rights. That's wiping their ass with the body of the Constitution itself.

      Simply amazing.

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    17. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by starworks5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except for that its legal in portland to be naked, and oregon recognized nudity as a form of political speech, i should know seeing as how I organize the 10000 person world naked bike ride in portland. http://pdxwnbr.org/

    18. Re:hope it was worth the megan's law list by gambino21 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why are we in America so terrified of the human body?

      One word: Christian Right

      How about these two words: prison industry. The private prison industry has a strong interest in making every law as strict and harsh as possible.

  2. This man is a hero. by Bradmont · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This man is a hero.

    1. Re:This man is a hero. by condition-label-red · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One person choosing not to fly is a small statement.

      One person stripping naked in an airport makes a much bigger statement.

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    2. Re:This man is a hero. by k6mfw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you want to be heroic... don't fly. No, I mean that truly... and if you have a travel job, well, get a different one. Sacrifice something meaningful.

      You don't need to take a bus? tell that to Rosa Parks. Back then "the law" made sense even though it was not right. Maybe this guy did something stupid, perhaps his actions illustrate a large problem to many others. Gutsiest move this guy did, like walking into a hailstorm of bullets and hope his sacrifice will be for the greater good.

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    3. Re:This man is a hero. by causality · · Score: 4, Insightful

      lying to a wife is, in fact, a dangerous thing to do

      Marrying a bitch is a dangerous thing to do (dangerous to one's own sanity). For men, not noticing she's a bitch because you can't look beyond her body, getting her to want you not because of your character (that she is not mature enough to admire) but because you "got game" (put her on a pedestal), that's what puts them in danger.

      But marrying a woman who is not a bitch? Then you can be honest with her and she can be honest with you. You don't need her approval for everything you do, nor does she need yours. Sort of like you may read a book I don't like or listen to music I find distasteful and you don't need me to sign off on it. For me this is normal. For some it's sadly "unrealistic".

      I notice most people do not relate honestly. They have little white lies and other ways to tiptoe around each other because each person never fully accepted who the other is prior to marriage.

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    4. Re:This man is a hero. by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Marry a person you can be honest with. Whether or not they are a bitch is irrelevant. If you are honest, she will be a bitch on your side.

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  3. Gowdin time by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The TSA agents are acting as directed.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg_defense

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  4. Re:Lessons from my cousin by preaction · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Telemarketers are just doing their job. Tell them up-front "Please remove me from your list." and let them get on with it. This is another instance of "shoot the messenger."

    The people who get paid minimum wage to hand out flyers are also just doing their job. What happens when they go back to their boss and say "Some guy grabbed all my flyers and destroyed them." Think they're going to keep that job they desperately need?

    As for the TSA: Right on. That is the absolute correct response. Make them uncomfortable giving pat-downs, and maybe they'll put the pressure on the higher-ups.

  5. Re:Lessons from my cousin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The TSA agents are uneducated goons with too much power. Petty actors in the security theater propped up by bad legislation and a badly run agency by the TSA
    Fuck 'em.
    Fire every single one of them. We'll be safer, the skies will be safer, and we'll put those tax dollars to something that can actually save lives.

  6. Re:This man has a vision !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an
    organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

    And that's what it is, the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar.

    With feeling.

  7. Re:Lessons from my cousin by dargaud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, when I was in the US (in my country telemarketing is illegal), I made it a point to try to get telemarketers to cry on the phone. I went along with something like: "You should have listened to your mother when she told you to study and you wouldn't be pissing off people for 4$ an hour now."

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  8. Re:Lessons from my cousin by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Telemarketers are people struggling to find jobs, and telemarketing is bottom-rung job that pays when all other options don't pan out...

    TSA agents are doing their job. Being a dick to them and making their life suck (even more) just makes it worse for everyone.

    Bullshit comparison:

    Telemarketers sit in call centers and try to sell you stuff; TSA agents finger-fuck your 6-year-old child in front of your face, then expect you to line up for your turn.

    There is a fucking universe of difference between the two.

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  9. Re:Which is more likely to traumatise children by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because their parents did it to them, and most people believe that morals are externally dictated instead of internally decided. It's not their fault; coming to that conclusion on your own is an exceptional thing. Parents should be telling their children at some point that deciding what's right and wrong is part of being an adult, but most parents' parents probably never told them that either.

    That doesn't make the whole thing any more right, but it's explainable.

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  10. Re:Lessons from my cousin by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Telemarketers are just doing their job. Tell them up-front "Please remove me from your list." and let them get on with it

    No. The longer a telemarketer spends on the phone with someone, the fewer people he can harass. The fewer people he harasses, the less profitable the business model is. The less profitable the business model is, the less likely I will have to deal with telemarketers in the future.

    Don't be mad at me. Be mad at the people who run the economy for not providing honest work.

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  11. Re:boycott? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Insightful

    why not protest this way; boycott air travel

    I'm boycotting air travel. Perhaps you've read about me online on seen me on the news.

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  12. Re:Lessons from my cousin by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There job is not to annoy you. Their job happens to annoy you.

    What kind of self centered prick doesn't realize that different things annoy different people?

    Well, at leas on your death bed you can thinking of all that time you told off a person barely eeking a living doing a crap job for less then min. wage.

    Well done.

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  13. Getting it fixed by camperdave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You guys aren't going to have this fixed by the time I fly into the States in July, are you?

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  14. Re:How can a sane person be upset with the TSA? by tekrat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And what lame apologist excuse will you use when the TSA is groping people at bus terminals, train stations, cruise ship terminals, and even at random stops along the nation's highways?

    "If you don't like the TSA, never leave your house! That's what the internet is for!" Is that what you'll say?

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  15. Re:Lessons from my cousin by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Eichmann's orders were plainly unlawful.

    They were plainly unethical, but were they plainly unlawful? They were judged to be unlawful by the victors of the war in a trial conducted by the victors under the laws imposed by the victors. Were they unlawful under the laws he was subject to at the time he did them? I don't know, I'm asking. And before you jump to answer, try to separate the "horrific" and "unethical" from the "legal" question.

    You say the TSA is operating under orders that are currently lawful. (Ethical is another question.) What happens tomorrow if a couple of new SCOTUS appointees decide the laws being carried out aren't valid? The laws change. Can you prosecute TSA agents for their acts, as Eichmann was for his? There's a tiny problem doing so -- the US Constitution prohibits ex-post-facto laws. You can't prosecute someone for doing something yesterday that wasn't illegal until today.

    The two scenarios are not equivalent.

    Two things don't have to be equivalent for there to be useful comparisons between them. Everyone, including myself, has at times used the "only following orders" example from WWII, but maybe it is useful to look at what exactly is happening.