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Man Protests TSA With Nudity
New submitter blindbat writes "John E. Brennon 'said he was fed up with being harassed by airport security stripped to his birthday suit while in an airport screening lane Tuesday evening and was arrested.'"
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what's my new hero's /. UID?
"Do not strip until told to strip."
Yeah should have gone this route... http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2010/12/going-commando-on-the-tsa-redux-a-kilt-wearer-speaks.ars
Beware of those who profit off the docile and persecute the unbelievers.
Did the TSA do a body cavity search before they called the cops?
..and the interviewer if he googles will find that article and see why. the guy is a legend now. bet you 20 bucks he reads slashdot.
world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
I've got a cousin who loves to mess with people who mess with him. When telemarketers call, he tries to keep them on the line as long as possible, only to tell them at the end that he's not interested. When people try to push brochures or flyers on him, he grabs as many as he can carry, crumples them up in front of the sales drone, and throws them in the trash. He's quite clever and takes a great delight in his ingenuity (my favorite is when he goes off on telemarketers, yelling "I'm trying to masturbate here!!!").
His answer to the TSA pat-down? He starts acting like he's getting off on it and then hits on the TSA agent (male or female) at the end of it.
What political party do you join when you don't like Bible-thumpers *or* hippies?
Neckbeard like that? No doubt :p
How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
Is there a law about taking Viagra and enjoying the patdown? Let the holiday start before take off. Not the best thing to do when wearing a Kilt I guess; but I don't claim this to be a wise idea.
We here at the TSA has been doing a spectacular job of undermining airport security and making a mockery of government policy in the wake of 9/11. we certainly dont need the help of airline passengers to continue this legacy, especially if in this case it takes all the fun out of clandestine patdowns and secret naked pictures. Now gentlemen, if you'll excuse me, i believe theres an 8 year old girl and an incontinent 72 year old diabetic that need some 'enhanced screening'
Good people go to bed earlier.
He clearly doesn't have a neckbeard. Either your dictionary or you eyes need checking.
Or a small statement depending on the guy
apostrophe is not needed. Nazi is already plural. Remember it's one nazus, two or more nazi
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I'd be more likely to hire him. There's a good chance sex offender meant he urinated in public or some other inane thing. I need employees who are willing to take some risks.
I am naked under my clothes. Right now. Completely naked. C'mon, put me on the list.
Perverts like you make me sick.
Kimvette asks:
Besides, what the hell is wrong with nudity? Why are we in America so terrified of the human body?
Visit your nearest Wal-Mart. Visualize the people you meet there, nude. And THAT should answer your question nicely. . .
Why are we in America so terrified of the human body?
One word: Christian Right
How about these two words: prison industry. The private prison industry has a strong interest in making every law as strict and harsh as possible.
How about these two words: 'fat' and 'ugly'?
That's horrible! No child should be fondled without benefit of clergy!
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