GSA Emails Recount Inside Story of Exploding Toilets
First time accepted submitter v3rgEz writes "Six months ago, the toilets of the General Services Administration started exploding, injuring two employees and beginning the agency's spiral down the drain of bad press (this is the same GSA now under fire for pricey Vegas conference flings). E-mails just released under FOIA now show the culprit: Compressed air + ancient plumbing + leaving it all unattended."
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I think that if my posterior was injured by an exploding toilet, I'd feel justified in taking a two-week junket to Las Vegas.
I hate to be one of those nogoodniks who responds, "Why is this news for nerds?" but... why is this news for nerds?
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God I love Frank Zappa lyrics.
The GSA is a prime example of why raising taxes on anyone I don't care what class is beyond stupid.
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I used to think old people were stupid talking about how great things used to be. Now I am an older and see how exactly right they were.
I wish the kids would get back on my lawn, at least back then it was interesting.
A corrupt government allows one of the most basic necessities of civilization, indoor plumbing, to decay while money is literally spent on wine, clowns, and magicians.
Toilets should be more industrialized by now, I blew up my parents when I was 16 with a waterproof M-80, more than a decade ago!
this is the same GSA now under fire for pricey Vegas conference flings
Which is more outrageous than it sounds, because it's the GSA that sets the rates that lots of public institutions use to limit how much their employees can spend for hotel rooms, etc.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! We can blame terrorists and have our budget increased 500 percent!
Leela: But we investigated and found that it was just compressed air in the system.
Farnsworth: Oh.....
look in the govt, 'maintenance man' is the lowest you can go on the totem pole/cast system.
you will be a fucking GS3 making 20k/year or some horrible shit while congressman doing coke off hookers in the lincoln bedroom get perks out the ass, etc etc etc.
of course, their toilets wont work because maintenance men won't be allowed overtime, won't be encouraged to get more education, won't ever get promoted, etc etc etc... but hey, whatever. they didn't go to MI fucking T right? am i right?
this is a symptom of what is wrong with this country. building spy planes that can blow up people in their houses in the middle of the night from 100 miles away, but you cannot fix the fucking bridges and keep the goddamn hospitals clean, because the only thing 'cool' about janitorial/maintenance/cleaning is how low you can push the costs by outsourcing and re-out-out sourcing, privatizing everything from the toilet seat installation to the toilet paper delivery, so some hedge fund finance fucktard can say 'oh i saved 2 percent this year, i deserve a 50,000$ bonus for projected savings over the next 30 years'
We think the soviet union collapsed on itself? we are collapsing on ourselves right now. bridges are falling apart. roads are falling apart. schools are falling apart. they are firing cops, they are firing fucking firefighters. they are trying to destroy the goddamn firefighters union for chrissakes because it 'costs too much'.
you know what costs too much? the fucking system costs too much, and eventually it will self topple just like the soviets did. nice fucking country while it lasted, good ideals, in practice they did not get implemented. oh fucking well. start over and build again.
After all the jokes about exploding toilets and bashing the GSA, I'm just curious about something. I read the article and came across this:
Now, I'm not a plumber, nor have I ever played one on television. But why would you have compressed air flowing into the building's water tank? And if this is a good idea, why would it be a manual thing that you would turn on and off?
I'm sure there's a good reason, I'm just curious as to what it is.
FTA: "I'm afraid to pee..."
I laughed so hard when I read that, I don't have to pee anymore.
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In a few months, I expect the trees will be filled with underwear.
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
The toilets were exploding because they flushed a few stacks of money too much for the old plumbing to handle.
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Yeah, no difference in coverage except for huge waiting lists on many surgeries and treatments.
Other than that, no difference...
With reforms in the U.S. insurance industry, we would maintain the better patient treatment the U.S. offers, while also having costs lower.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Perhaps you should familiarize yourself where tax dollars are being spent.
So you are saying that if one government agency is vastly overspending for something it's OK as long as other agonies are vastly overspending more.
Got it.
Oh wait. Actually that is stupid. If you are trying to save money, to cut spending, you do it for ALL categories of spending, not just really large ones.
Your point then is totally irrelevant.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
It's you who speak of hate. Sadly that seem to be the fate of so many statists these days, as the world they tried to build is finally crumbling as was inevitable for any system that ignores human nature and economics...
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Damn, their shit is explosive!
exploding toliets, set it to the william tell overature.