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Is Stanford Too Close To Silicon Valley?

nicholast writes "The New Yorker has a story by Ken Auletta about the connections between Stanford and Silicon Valley. The piece explains how important the university is to tech companies and venture capital firms, but it also questions whether Stanford has become too focused on wealth. 'It's an atmosphere that can be toxic to the mission of the university as a place of refuge, contemplation, and investigation for its own sake,' says one professor. The piece also explains Stanford's conflicted thoughts about distance education, which could transform the university or prove to be a threat to it."

171 comments

  1. Well, there you have it by Brett+Buck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, New Yorker, you really hit the nail on the head there. Foolishly concentrating on marketable skills and useful scholarship, instead of the laudable pursuits like LGBT studies and Russian literature. New York institutions have it right - charge a lot and turn out people who have nothing productive to contribute and nothing better to do than occupy Wall Street (i.e crap in public and shout slogans) and whine about having to pay back their student loans!

    1. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, how dare they push out successful engineers!

    2. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly you have never met the unproductive MBA graduates from Stanford.

    3. Re:Well, there you have it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      One Slashdotter's trash is another's treasure.

      Also, I've heard over and over again the lots of businesses have a high regard for liberal arts majors as organizers.

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    4. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also, I've heard over and over again the lots of businesses have a high regard for liberal arts majors as organizers.

      You mean those people who put papers in binders then stack them on the shelves, or are you talking about the actual binders?

    5. Re:Well, there you have it by QuantumLeaper · · Score: 0, Troll

      All MBA graduates are unproductive not matter what University they went too. MBA are leeches more than anything without productive skills.

    6. Re:Well, there you have it by ATMAvatar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Instead, they should narrowly-focus only on those vocations which make the most money - professional sports, law, political science, and investment banking. All of those are immensely important jobs and a civilization full of nothing but those professions would be a prosperous one indeed.

      I am not defending LBGT studies and Russian literature individually, mind you, but if we ditched any field of study that didn't rain down money upon graduation, we would be much poorer for it.

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    7. Re:Well, there you have it by colinrichardday · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Does The Art Institute of Las Vegas teach you how to draw to an inside straight?

    8. Re:Well, there you have it by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to imply that the only valuable degrees that lead to multi-millionaires. A university isn't a vocational school. But you do need to have some useful contribution to make to the world, or you wind up on the damn dole.

    9. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment is underrated. I ran of mod points for today.

    10. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is this drivel modded Insightful? MBAs, like all other graduates, come in all shapes and sizes. Some are great, some are unproductive

      Would you prefer it if all business were run by people who have no formal education in economics, accounting, strategy og business mangement?

      Get real.. I know MBAs embody the people that fire and hire you, but this MBA-bashing is childish and it's getting old.

    11. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Because 90% of the people here have no corporate experience above maybe the help(less) desk level. Therefore they think Dilbert Comics from 1994 are a completely accurate description of "PHBs"

    12. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know MBA's checked in source code.

        100% of all problems in the source code have been caused by engineers. They are the cause of bugs, security vulnerabilities, wasted productivity, and on and on.

    13. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no mod points to mod parent down. Mods, are we allowing "insightful" of two sentence posts without any qualifiers or data to backup what is essentially an opinion? I disapprove of the use of the term "All" MBA graudates. You can qualify it with "Most" or "Some" followed by a few links to articles to contribute to the discussion, but "All"?

      P.S. I have an MBA and CS undergraduate degree. I still work in a technical position by choice. Glad to hear my daily coding is considered "leech" work and not considered a "productive skill".

    14. Re:Well, there you have it by dintech · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is Stanford Too Close To Silicon Valley?

      I wouldn't say it's too close, it's not really walking distance. I'll call the Dean and ask him if he can move the University a few miles west.

    15. Re:Well, there you have it by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      nonsense, slashdot is an aging professional crowd. those of us who have been managers and executives know beyond a shadow of a doubt that 90% of MBA's are ignorant disposable tools.

    16. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its not your mba that allows you to do said technical work, and hence be productive.

    17. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your original post didn't claim that, so just get the fuck back to work, asshole.

    18. Re:Well, there you have it by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You do realize that an MBA is a Masters Degree in Business Administration. And depending on the track you get different areas of study. A lot of the area of study is very close to Computer Science. MBA is about running a business at peak efficiency. Computer Science is running software at peak efficiency. A lot of the concepts are very similar. The MBA from an accredited school is a rigorous academic process.
      Also after Enron many if not most MBA programs have put a renewed effort in teaching ethics. And most studies that show most of the stuff you complain about those evil MBA's (Where a lot of those evil MBA's are either not MBA's they do not have the degree but have just advanced in careers without it, or the Full time MBA right after taking Undergrad in Business with no real life experience. You find the MBA who get their degrees threw night classes, or weekend programs are a much different breed of MBA)

      Being that an MBA focuses on Administrative skills their productivity isn't measured in simple number of units, however in the ability to increase the number of units, or increase the quality of the numbers of units made, or get those numbers of units made for less.

      When you are taking all your time to find the enemy of all of life problems, then you are not spending time solving them.

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    19. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh! I didn't know it was a bolded masters degree. That makes it better.

    20. Re:Well, there you have it by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      Thousands of Starbucks baristas with English Literature degrees disagree!

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    21. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And because cunts like you think 90 percent of the people here work at help desks. Suck my cock when you say it next time. I like blowjobs from cocksuckers like you when I have to hear the shit coming from your direction.

      Bad morning at the help desk?

    22. Re:Well, there you have it by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      It's a slave owner that allows slaves to do any work, and hence be productive.

      Hey, I have found a solution for all economic problems -- we need slavery and lots and lots of slave owners!

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    23. Re:Well, there you have it by Alex+Belits · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Computer Science is running software at peak efficiency.

      Hearing pearls like this makes me suspect that some professions and degrees are actually mental diseases.

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    24. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are those your lips around my cock? Yes they are - please shove your head forward more - I want the tip of my penis massaging the back of your throat faggot. Jesus Christ says you won't go to magical pretend heaven until you swallow my cock!

    25. Re:Well, there you have it by swalve · · Score: 1

      The problem is that not all MBA programs are alike. (like many masters level programs) If you have a tuition voucher from your employer, then you'll get in to some school no matter how stupid you are. And if you show up every Tuesday and Thursday night for two years, they'll Xerox off a diploma for you.

    26. Re:Well, there you have it by jythie · · Score: 1

      Actually, this focus is bad for engineers too. Universities are more then training centers and diploma mills, they are useful because they are culturally different from corporate America (which already has itself) and this kinda focus can really cause issues for the learning/research environment. The way Stanford is going it becomes relevant to ask 'why even bother as a university?'

      The problem is not focus on 'useful' scholarship, but 'profitable' scholarship, which tends to lock out a lot of stuff that might be of benefit but has no immediate use, which, once again, is where Universities excel since private research institutes already have the 'short term benefit' focus going on.

    27. Re:Well, there you have it by jythie · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. who do you think cleans up all those technical documents engineers suck at writing? Or edits those geeky books like ORiely stuff that fly off the shelves. Most of the english majors I know are employed and using their degree, with at least one pulling in more money then me (being an engineer and thus not exactly poor).

      Just because you don't know what they do with their skills do not mean they are not in play. This is one of the problems, I think, with the tech community.. too insular, doesn't spend enough time interacting with other domains, and tends to forget that there things out there other then gadgets and money. Even LBGT studies and Russian have uses, just not uses most people on slashdot encounter. LBGT stuff is invaluable for people going into fields like counciling (which helps a lot of people) or social services, Russian is good for people who are going into translation services or many types of international business, not to mention how well it can dovetail with any number of research professions in areas like anthropology.

    28. Re:Well, there you have it by stevew · · Score: 1

      Hmm - me thinks you are a fan of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.. Which of the 3 ships would YOU be on?

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    29. Re:Well, there you have it by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'm, uh, married to an English major who went on to get her JD and then MD - so take what I said as a joke.

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    30. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or the Stanford MDs who can tell you 15 obscure things that might be your problem but have no hands-on experience

    31. Re:Well, there you have it by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      A lot of the area of study is very close to Computer Science. MBA is about running a business at peak efficiency. Computer Science is running software at peak efficiency. A lot of the concepts are very similar.

      Shall we play a guessing game? Do you have a) a CS degree b) an MBA c) both?

      I'll go for option d). I suspect the only module found on both would be the one called "Introduction & orientation".

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    32. Re:Well, there you have it by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Not all engineers suck at writing, and most suck less than you. Just saying...

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    33. Re:Well, there you have it by guruevi · · Score: 1

      It makes sense if you compare it to CS. CS is not about running software at peak efficiency however, it's about the theory behind our programs, computers, algorithms etc. So if an MBA is looking at the theory behind our businesses, MBA's should really be employed as consultants, economists, think thanks and faculty, not running an actual business (usually to the ground) because in business theory, people can be calculated with certain properties in an equation, in real life however, these optimal situations never exist and you'll have to work with it.

      The problem is also that MBA's are not assigned to run businesses but usually to run business units regardless of their skills or knowledge in the operations of the business unit (for example IT, HR, Sales, ...)

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    34. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Foolishly concentrating on marketable skills and useful scholarship, instead of the laudable pursuits like LGBT studies and Russian literature.

      Sweden does it better. Critical White Studies, World-leading Gender Science and classes in Islamic Law in Swedish Courts (at Lund)

    35. Re:Well, there you have it by rnturn · · Score: 1

      You'd think he was being paid by the comma.

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    36. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a parent that teaches at GSB (Stanford Graduate School of Business) and I've met a few of the students. As an engineer that shares the "MBAs are nearly useless" belief, I also believe that Stanford churns out just about the closest to useful of any academic institution. They've pioneered programs like their "touchy-feely" track that teaches students people skills which are very necessary.

    37. Re:Well, there you have it by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Compared to Masters degrees in other curricula, MBA degrees are a joke. Most schools will hand out an MBA to anyone with an asshole and a tuition check. Unless one comes from a highly selective program, about the only thing an MBA qualifies one to run is a Subway franchise - and even then, they'll still have to be trained to make the sandwiches and run the ovens. The only thing worthwhile in the MBA curriculum is the finance classes. Everything else about management either should have been known beforehand, can't actually be trained well, or is better learned via on-the-job experience. You'd be better off with a degree in Russian Literature - at least that would make you a more interesting person.

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    38. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a fundamental problem where those who know ONLY business administration, without any practical experience actually developing and producing products is very real. The problem is not so much about the MBA and what is learned in the process of earning one, the problem is when those with a MBA have no understanding about what the company produces, and the strengths and weaknesses in the PRODUCTS. There are so few people with a MBA that actually have any true talent at management, most people feel it is a myth that those with a MBA are worth anything.

    39. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right!!!

      It's because this country lacks engineers that we are in such a bad shape right now... most people either have a humanities (psychology, sociology, philosphy, English literature or history) degrees, or they are menial workers, expect that manufacturing has left the country.

      And you know what one can do with a humanities degree? Wipe one's ass with it, that is what it is worth these days. Same goes for menial workers: when everybody is a menial worker, the law of supply and demand kicks in, and since right now there is an oversupply, a lot of people do not have jobs.

      We need engineers and scientists, and we need them yesterday.

    40. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm - me thinks you are a fan of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.. Which of the 3 ships would YOU be on?

      The fun bonus part of this question is that the people on the B-Ark were the only ones to survive.

    41. Re:Well, there you have it by serialband · · Score: 1

      You probably meant east. Moving it east would put it closer to the 101 Freeway which puts it a couple of miles closer to the SJ. Moving it west puts it closer to the 280, which heads down to Half Moon Bay.

    42. Re:Well, there you have it by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      You'd think he was being paid by the comma.

      Sort of, you know, like a certain actor who, before he became a .com spokesman, was known for other, even less prominent, roles.

    43. Re:Well, there you have it by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yes, as long as it means they also haven't been conditioned to profit before morals and ethics.

    44. Re:Well, there you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you know what one can do with a humanities degree?

      I know several good software developers who studied humanities...

  2. That problem is not unique to Stanford by sackvillian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My university's model is to attract as many international students as possible and charge them 3x the 'domestic' tuition rate, which is already high for Canada. Better yet is a privately-owned college they've licensed our 'brand' to, which allows them to do the same but with dirt-low entrance requirements and higher yet tuition!

    Even my previous institute, a very small liberal arts university on the opposite coast, was showing shades of the same. What else do we expect with burgeoning human resources departments and shrinking public funding?

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    1. Re:That problem is not unique to Stanford by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why aren't you putting a name to these universities?

    2. Re:That problem is not unique to Stanford by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I bet "as many international students as possible" is not accurate. My business school ( top 10-20ish ) said they could 100% fill the class with international students with perfect SAT/GRE scores.

    3. Re:That problem is not unique to Stanford by mirix · · Score: 2

      The way I remember it at my local canadian university, for engineering, was something like this.

      10% international students,
      90% reserved for citizens,
      75% of which was reserved for in-province applicants,
      and 5% for Aboriginals.
      (give or take 5% on all of those, I'm a bit fuzzy).

      Does it make a difference though, money wise? I presume the overall amount the university gets is roughly the same per student, just the govn't isn't subsidizing the foreign nationals. Maybe it's a flawed presumption.

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    4. Re:That problem is not unique to Stanford by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was my experience in college in BC as well, having gone to two different colleges in the area.

    5. Re:That problem is not unique to Stanford by vlm · · Score: 1

      My experience with international testing shows that all foreign TAs had perfect TOEFL test scores, but we all know they mostly didn't speak/read/write English.
      I wouldn't read too much into "perfect" international SAT/GRE scores.

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    6. Re:That problem is not unique to Stanford by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Most people who work in English-speaking country but whose native language is not English, first only learn techical English that is applicable to their profession, then s-l-o-w-l-y the rest of the language. For someone unfamiliar with their work, they may look ignorant and stupid for years (decades if they end up in an insular community of immigrants, but that's genuinely stupid in its own right).

      Then, there are countries that have just large enough percentage of people speaking English to develop its own dialect of English, but not large enough for that dialect to become known and accepted worldwide.

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    7. Re:That problem is not unique to Stanford by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The way I remember it at my local canadian university, for engineering, was something like this.

      10% international students,
      90% reserved for citizens,
      75% of which was reserved for in-province applicants,
      and 5% for Aboriginals.
      (give or take 5% on all of those, I'm a bit fuzzy).

      Does it make a difference though, money wise? I presume the overall amount the university gets is roughly the same per student, just the govn't isn't subsidizing the foreign nationals. Maybe it's a flawed presumption.

      So... 180%? I can see why your university is broke.

      (just kidding, i realize the 75+5 is part of the 90)

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    8. Re:That problem is not unique to Stanford by swalve · · Score: 1

      Is that the dialect where the letter 'h' is pronounced "haych"?

    9. Re:That problem is not unique to Stanford by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      International students who pay a lot of money are the ones who couldn't pass the entrance exams in their own countries. I know this is certainly the case here in China, where gaokao failures inevitably go abroad.

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  3. Stanford Grads are Awesome by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't tell you how helpful having some Middle-Manager type making an appearance in the interview room, proudly proclaiming his Stanford Alumni status and MENSA membership before laying out the all important "brain teaser" to save me from taking the interview any further. Funny how the recruiter mentioned beforehand that they were having such a hard time finding qualified candidates.

    1. Re:Stanford Grads are Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you implying that their goal of finding qualified candidates did not succeed?

      If you are finding an easy time of finding qualified candidates, your standards are probably too low.

    2. Re:Stanford Grads are Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's it. Not that if you filter for other unrelated attributes (hair color, polyester shirts), you'll also potentially lose a few talented programmers. Notch filters gotta filter for the right shit or all you get is noise.

    3. Re:Stanford Grads are Awesome by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether people who take great pride in their mensa membership realize that it's the bottom tier in a hierarchy of brainy-clubs that's at least 4-5 layers deep.

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    4. Re:Stanford Grads are Awesome by vought · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Exactly. Consensus hiring is Stanford voodoo clubhouse bullshit too - "we all thought you were awesome, but Arnie here wants to hire the girl with big tits who is almost as good as you, so...see you later!"

      I live in Silicon Valley and most of the recent Stanford grads I meet are like West Coast Romneys: legacy kids, well-heeled by their own rich parents and friends, and already assured of that new 5-series or a spot at the VC table, no matter how stupid the idea is (paying 1 billion for Instagram...).

      Yeah - I resent the hell out of the culture here. It's gone from what you know to who you know in 20 years. Now, instead of building things in Silicon Valley, we just reinvent the same scams to fleece money from consumers - thanks in part to your Stanford MBAs.

    5. Re:Stanford Grads are Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine was going to Stanford when I was her roommate, and we were roommates in San Francisco even after her car broke and it meant a bike ride to a train ride to another bike ride (and in rainy weather, buses). Even those days when the commute was 3 hours round-trip, she never once thought about moving down there. It's so conservative that her fellow female PhD candidates were all already or on their way to becoming stepford wives, and their degree was their last bit of reputation-building before they went to join the pod people and become useless.

    6. Re:Stanford Grads are Awesome by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1, Informative

      Why use Romney as an example of "legacy kids"? Guess what Romney's father did not go to Harvard, but Obama's did. Obama is the "legacy kid".

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    7. Re:Stanford Grads are Awesome by swalve · · Score: 2

      Romney's dad was governor of Michigan, chairman of AMC and the Secretary of HUD. That's pretty "legacy".

    8. Re:Stanford Grads are Awesome by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      When discussing colleges, the term "legacy" generally refers to kids who got special consideration for admission because one or both of their parents are alumni of that particular school.

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  4. Should I state the obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    questions whether Stanford has become too focused on wealth.

    I think that boat had sailed a loooong time ago. Most research universities are quite focused on wealth. The total amount of grants brought in matters most in tenure decisions (and who cares about teaching).

  5. Mensa is the problem by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Once someone tells me they're in Mensa, they are immediately labeled as an idiot. This of course is due to the biggest idiots I have personally known were in Mensa. Then there's the Mensa investment club, its been a failure 20 years and counting.

    So next time you meet Mensa member be sure to ask them how their investment club is doing.

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    1. Re:Mensa is the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are implying that every single member has input on the decision making processes of the organization as a whole, and this isn't true by any means in any organization larger than 1 person. Perhaps it is true that the individuals in charge of that fund aren't financial wizs but ehh...

      I'd rather have a group made up of Mensa people than a group made up of non-members... but that obviously depends on the goal of the group... bue ehh...

    2. Re:Mensa is the problem by hairyfish · · Score: 5, Funny

      I may be ruining the joke here, but the Mensa test is actually a two part test. Most people with half a brain get past the first part, but by actually joining Mensa you fail the second. Mensa is the group that failed. Smart enough to know, but not smart enough to know better.

    3. Re:Mensa is the problem by mikael_j · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have to say that most Mensa members I've met have been people I would consider intelligent, interesting and fun to be around while most of the anti-Mensa folks I've been around (you know, the ones who hate on Mensa and Mensa members) have been boorish, dumber than the average Mensa member and quite frankly not a lot of fun to be around.

      Of course, I haven't met every Mensa member (and definitely not every non-member).

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    4. Re:Mensa is the problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have to say that most Mensa members I've met have been people I would consider intelligent, interesting and fun to be around

      I have to say that everyone who has told me they are a MENSA member has been boorish and quite frankly not a lot of fun to be around no matter how intelligent they might be. When you have to tell people that you belong to a club for supposedly smart people, you aren't one. You're merely clever.

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    5. Re:Mensa is the problem by vlm · · Score: 2

      Its a bragging thing, you can always identify the losers by looking for the braggarts. .mil folks who brag and tell combat stories to civilians, generally, have never been overseas, or at most were ultra REMFs and are lying about the whole thing. The guys who try not to talk about it, or won't even talk about it unless they're drunk or with their buddies who were there with them, they're the real heros.

      The mensa situation is the same. Most people bragging about their membership are not even members. Its not like HQ GPG signs your certificate and you actually check the sigs. Go to the Mighty GOOG, enter "mensa membership" and click on "Images" in the black bar, and you get a pages of membership certs and cards ranging from ancient to recent. Anyone who is not a total noob/idiot can print their own cert in at most an hours work. Making a really good fake cert is probably a better overall intel test than passing the official test, anyway.

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    6. Re:Mensa is the problem by SpzToid · · Score: 1

      I used to feel that way about Mensa too, until I found out Geena Davis was in it. (But then again, she can do anything.)

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    7. Re:Mensa is the problem by swalve · · Score: 1

      The Groucho Marx rule?

    8. Re:Mensa is the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, I haven't met every Mensa member (and definitely not every non-member).

      This is marked insightful?

    9. Re:Mensa is the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Geena Davis can do anything, but Asia Carrera is in Mensa too, and she will do anything.

  6. Such a quaint definition of college... by MikeTheGreat · · Score: 2

    the mission of the university as a place of refuge, contemplation, and investigation for its own sake

    It was really nice when the college's mission used to be refuge, contemplation, and investigation for its own sake, but in today's shrinking economy that is (more and more) no longer the case. Now-a-days not only does the college as a whole feel immense budget pressure, but if individual departments don't ante up each year then they'll be on the chopping block

    1. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      the mission of the university as a place of refuge, contemplation, and investigation for its own sake

      It was really nice when the college's mission used to be refuge, contemplation, and investigation for its own sake, but in today's shrinking economy that is (more and more) no longer the case. Now-a-days not only does the college as a whole feel immense budget pressure, but if individual departments don't ante up each year then they'll be on the chopping block

      It's unfortunate, IMO, that most people go to college to get a job rather than to get an education.

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    2. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by Moofie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm not wealthy enough to spend $50k on the joys of an abstract education. I need a job to pay for my loans.

      Some people are rich, and don't have to care about that. That's great. The rest of us just gotta do what we gotta do.

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    3. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Some of us live in countries where you don't pay tuition to attend tax-funded universities. Of course, it's still wise to at least consider the usefulness of your education once you have a degree (or feel sufficiently educated for those who don't care about the piece of paper).

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    4. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by DrEasy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's why I wish vocational schools had more prestige. There needs to be clear a distinction made between learning skills and getting an education. Neither is a bad thing in itself. I believe that learning skills, at a School (could be anything, ranging from Engineering to Law, Medicine, Journalism, Design, etc), can be viewed as an investment in the future (in terms of getting a job), and as such it is ok for it to rely on tuition fees. But getting an education, at a true University (with Arts, Math, Physics, History, Social Sciences, etc.), should be something that is fully subsidized. It wouldn't cost as much as you think to fund, since not many people would gravitate toward it in the first place. Once it's made clear that a University won't get you a job, you will only have people who go there who don't quite yet know what to do with their lives (until they figure out that to get a job they should go to a School), or people who have truly scholarly interest in the topic at hand.

      There would be bridges between the two, of course. Schools would most likely require some courses to be taken at a University (this way, Schools would also partially subsidize Universities).

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    5. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Someone pays for it in the end. "The Government" gets money from taxes. If your education is a net drain on the economy, that's no better than a net drain on the individual. It's nice to have that facility for some long-term research positions, but how many Russian Literature and/or Underwater Basketweaving experts does one country's economy need to support?

    6. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by mikael_j · · Score: 0

      Did you copy and paste this reply? I already used the description "tax-funded" not "government-funded" so your little explanation of that part was completely pointless.

      Also, it's only a net drain on the economy if you assume that no good will come from an educated population.

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    7. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, it's only a net drain on the economy if you assume that no good will come from an educated population.

      You have yet to demonstrate that it benefits society. Most "education" at university is useless, because most people in this world are in-fact stupid and incapable of ever achieving any kind of noteworthy accomplishment. As a hard working research scientist myself I am sure as hell glad that the government doesn't rob me of my hard earned money to give it to some loser to study Philosophy or Art History or some other rubbish that can be simply understood by reading a few books on your own time.

    8. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      What is so bad about taking money from a rich asshole who produces nothing but pain, suffering and occasional death, and use those money to pay for education of thousands of people who both benefit from it and do something helpful for others?

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    9. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah, a "research scientist", in other words "the hired help". Too bad you don't have skills or talent to make any real money so now you have to whine and cry about taxes. Try creating some jobs then get back to me, douche.

    10. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by eln · · Score: 1

      That sounds good in theory, but I don't think it would work in practice. If you're in the middle or lower classes, you don't tend to have the time to waste pursuing an education for its own sake. Instead, you need to concentrate on doing something that will make money when you're finished. So, even if you had an interest in this University concept, you probably wouldn't go because you know that you would be wasting several years of your life with nothing marketable to show for it.

      The general upshot of this would be your working classes would have to pay for their schooling anyway, and the idle rich who have the ability to spend several years of their life doing something that isn't economically productive would get a free liberal arts education. This would only serve to deepen the divide between the very rich and everyone else.

    11. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look ! There is somebody who is rich ! Steal their money ! How dare somebody make money ! Thats fucking outrageous.

      If it wasn't for capitalist economic policies there would have been no industrial revolution. We'd be stuck in some Marxist Feudal hellhole. But I'm glad there are few idiots like you in this world. It reminds us that we need to do more to extinguish your kind. Although.. to be honest at this point there is little chance that the success of capitalism is going to be threatened by some impotent moron like you. Most people will see you as a lunatic and that makes me happy.

    12. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      Doing that would eradicate the culture of entrepreneurship that Stanford so excellently exemplifies. PS: nobody benefits from a worthless education.

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    13. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      How would that be worse than the current situation? Right now those who do non-professional degrees spend all that time AND money on something that won't get them a degree. What I'm proposing is to make the state subsidize those degrees so that at least student's aren't in debt once they've completed a program that doesn't lead to a job. If anything, this should mean that we'll see MORE lower and middle classes in university, aided in that by everybody's taxes.

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    14. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by AnonyMouseCowWard · · Score: 1

      I wish we would stop considering some fields "an education" and some "a vocation". A truly educated person should be balanced, and knowledgeable in many things. Remember how people like Descartes dabbled in both math and philosophy? That's because they had an education.

      Providing an education to all, with or without skills valuable to the job market, is a noble goal. A basic education _is_ already provided to everyone in most Western countries (now you can argue your high school education sucked, but that's beside the point. It was still free.), so if you want people to specialize as well, why not just subsidize everyone's first university degree, regardless of field, and make them pay for the failed classes and subsequent degrees? If someone makes a "bad" choice of degree or doesn't study, that's their own problem. Society is providing its best already, and I surely refuse to pay taxes for people going to school just for fun, because I'd like to do so as well, but I have to work to pay for my living and for others to go to school.

    15. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      Also, it's only a net drain on the economy if you assume that no good will come from an educated population.

      You have yet to demonstrate that it benefits society. Most "education" at university is useless, because most people in this world are in-fact stupid and incapable of ever achieving any kind of noteworthy accomplishment.

      How did you get to "most education at university is useless" from "most people in this world are in-fact stupid... and some more..." ? That only makes sense if most people get a university education, which they don't. Also, how do you support the statement that "most people are stupid and incapable ever achieving any kind of noteworthy accomplishment"? How do you quantify that statement?

      As a hard working research scientist myself somehow I relish on negative generalizations like the one quote above

      TFTFY.

      I am sure as hell glad that the government doesn't rob me of my hard earned money to give it to some loser to study Philosophy or Art History or some other rubbish that can be simply understood by reading a few books on your own time.

      But that's because you are assuming that a tax-paid, free college education is available for all. There are things called entrance exams. Some countries have it, some do not. To assume that a tax-paid, free-for-all higher education will inevitable means "robbing" your hard earned money to give it to some insert degree you despise student, it makes me question your ability to construct logical arguments (considering you are a research scientist.)

      Pray tell, do you feel robbed that your taxes also pay the same roads people without an education use as well?

    16. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Doing that would eradicate the culture of entrepreneurship that Stanford so excellently exemplifies.

      Good! It's like lawyers -- you only need them because your enemies have them.

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    17. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      And if there was no slavery, there would be no classical culture. Let's all go back to obsolete crap!

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    18. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      You receive this week's award for "set our culture on fire and laugh".

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    19. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      That's not a bad way to look at it either. I'm just afraid it would cost more than my solution. I also wonder if everybody would go straight to a vocational school first and then never bother with a non-professional degree, meaning you'd never see the kind of Renaissance Man model you wished for in the first paragraph (and that I would like as well).

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    20. Re:Such a quaint definition of college... by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      Also wanted to add that there's nothing to stop vocational schools to also require their students to be well-rounded, and to expect them to take many courses at University as part of their curriculum. As I said in an earlier post, that would in fact provide a great way to further subsidize university, through the offering of these "service courses" to the vocational schools.

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  7. a misunderstanding of science and engineering by Goldsmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's more than a little insulting when scientists and engineers are painted with the "uncreative and money grubbing" label simply because we work on things that have practical value.

    I don't understand why anyone would criticize a university for training students to "serve the public" and for having an unusually happy and diverse student body.

    1. Re:a misunderstanding of science and engineering by wanax · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think you're misunderstanding the primary complaint about the venture funding bias:
      1) Stanford admissions selections, while probabilistic, are dominated by socioeconomic status (this also highly correlates with several often used measures of 'smarts', like the SAT).
      2) Stanford students and graduates have privileged access to venture capital funding for their start-ups.
      3) This gives incentive for a certain type of highly achieving student to apply to Stanford -- those interested in receiving VC money.
      4) That incentive compromises Stanford's ability as a top-tier research institution to attract students who are interested in basic research in proportion to those interested in immediately applicable research topics.
      5) Without the broad basic research base, the quality of Stanford alums starts declining because their applied ideas don't use the best current science.

      I don't think, even if this cycle perpetuates that it spells death to Stanford or anything, but it sure is non-optimal in terms of technological development, and it will surely also cause a dip in the quality of Stanford's research output, which has generally been extremely high in the past 40 or so years... and given the amount of GDP the Stanford has access to and their research record in the past 40 years, that's bad news not only for the US tax payer but humanity as a whole.

    2. Re:a misunderstanding of science and engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because of instead of hard sciences or real research you can waste more time making more faggoty instagram companies. Fuck your 'practical value' bullshit cuntflaps, and get back to making another piece of shit social bullshit website - sand hill road demands it, chop chop.

    3. Re:a misunderstanding of science and engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's some racial diversity; but I detect zero social diversity in Palo Alto.

  8. Jealous much, NYC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stanford was the finalist for opening an extension in NYC, but backed out when NYC changed the terms.

  9. William and Mary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is William and Mary too close to Camp Perry?

  10. Stanford Management Company, the real reason by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Stanford has become more like that. Some of this comes from a big organizational change.

    I went through Stanford in the 1980s. (MSCS, 1985). Stanford hadn't really started operating innovation as a profit center at that time. Their biggest revenue patent was the one for FM music synthesis, the technology used by electronic keyboards before sampling. There's been much financial progress since then.

    In 1991, Stanford spun off the management of its endowment to the http://www.smc.stanford.edu/">Stanford Management Company. Many universities have an organization to manage their endowment, but Stanford's is more active than most. SMC isn't on campus. It's located on Sand Hill Road, next to the famous office park where all the major venture capitalists have offices. SMC invests in venture capital firms, and this has worked out very well. Stanford directly owns part of Google, part of Cisco, part of Sun, part of Facebook... Stanford has $27 billion in investment assets. (Harvard is still ahead, at $32 billion, but Stanford is catching up.)

    Arguably, Stanford is a venture capital firm which runs a school on the side for the tax break.

    1. Re:Stanford Management Company, the real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, arguably Stanford is NOT a venture capital firm which runs a school on the side for the tax break, because all the profits go back to the university, and must be spent according to all the rules etc. that ensure this is spent on stuff relevant to the university. If Stanford had invested all their money in stock in oil companies, would you say Stanford was an oil company which runs a school on the side for a tax break too?

    2. Re:Stanford Management Company, the real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The whole idea of a non-profit entity is a myth. The money always goes somewhere. In a typical well-run and well-meaning non-profit charity, some of the money goes to the charity's beneficiaries (they profit), and some of it goes to pay non-volunteer employees (especially upper management), who also profit. Because the profits aren't at the "corporate" level, but instead disbursed to "beneficiaries" and "employees", we senselessly call it non-profit. In a for-profit public corporation, the shareholders form a collective entity which acts like an upper management position, and they take home profit in terms of market returns. In a private one it's the same thing, but the pool of shareholders is a small private club. There's really not a huge difference here, especially when you start bending the rules by calling SMC a non-profit university when they're raking in $27B via private equity investments. I guess the students and professors are the ultimate beneficiaries of the profits, and then buy into the system through tuition, time served, and using their talents to promote Stanford's name.

      I'd take the original description a step further. Stanford is a venture capital firm which re-invests some of its profits in operating a side-business school which very successfully specializes in creating more entrepreneurs which will create more tech startups for Stanford to invest in. They've created a feedback loop of money, and the students/profs-cum-entrepreneurs and various Stanford faculty that derive money on the side from their positions in this scheme all benefit from the profits of the system as a whole.

      Label it whatever you want, but they certainly don't need to steal from my income taxes to fund themselves at this point, so I'd rather they didn't get free tax-break government handouts :P

    3. Re:Stanford Management Company, the real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a typical well-run and well-meaning non-profit charity, some of the money goes to the charity's beneficiaries (they profit)

      They should not be profiting. They should receive a benefit, but not a profit.

    4. Re:Stanford Management Company, the real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are completely missing the point. A conventional business creates dividends, which are payed to shareholders. A private business has other ways to transfer profits to its owners. **ALL** The profits of SMC go to Stanford. Therefore to call the university a 'side project' is very misleading.

      Btw private equity is currently 12% of the assets under SMC's management.

    5. Re:Stanford Management Company, the real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the profits aren't at the "corporate" level, but instead disbursed to "beneficiaries" and "employees", we senselessly call it non-profit

      So show me which employees of SMC are getting above market wages.

  11. Article is obsolescent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soon Stanford will have tens of thousands of students around the world, via the WWW.

  12. Interesting focus by jxander · · Score: 2

    Here we have a nice article about one certain school becoming too tightly focused, and perhaps overspecialized... conveniently ignoring "sports" schools which are a complete farce as degree granting institutions.

    At least Standford is dealing with marketable, long-term job creating fields. If you think they need to tweak their focus a bit, that's fair. But if you're really interested in improving the collegiate scene as a whole I'd start with the students who are lined up for the picking this Thursday (that would be the NFL Draft, for those not in the know)

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    1. Re:Interesting focus by tjb · · Score: 1

      The first overall pick in that NFL draft is going to be a Stanford alum.

      Just sayin'

  13. Isn't Stanford within Silicon Valley? by unixisc · · Score: 2

    Sure Stanford is 'close' to Silicon Valley, although depends on what one means by 'too close'. If by Silicon Valley, one is talking about the Santa Clara county cities, like Santa Clara, Sunnyvale, San Jose, Milpitas, Mountain View, and just outside it, Fremont, then yeah, Stanford is just a 10 minute drive on the 280 and 20 minute drive on the 101. Fifteen minutes on El Camino Real.

    TFA, it's good that Stanford & Berkeley are there to service the Bay Area companies, or whatever's left of them.

  14. How to handle mensa types by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Invariably the person will not have solved the problem themselves - they're simply repeating an interesting problem that they read about some time in the past. Oftentimes they read that it makes for a good interview question.

    You handle this by exclaiming "you like puzzles? That's great! I love puzzles too, here's one for you..." and then give the simplest, least obvious, most vexing conundrum you have. Look this up ahead of time so you have one ready to use.

    Let them sputter and hem and haw for a minute, then give them another one. "Or how about this one - it's one of my favourites!"

    Depending on how trashed you think the interview is (from when the manager burst in the first time), you can turn the screws a little. If you're not getting the job anyway, you can reverse it so that it seems like you don't *want* the job because no one else in the company can pass *your* puzzle requirements. "Oh, I thought you had a lot of bright, motivated, self-starting individuals. That's what the job requirements said you wanted...".

    I keep a Chinese block puzzle in my pocket for just such occasions.

    No interviewing manager has ever had the guts to refuse my puzzle after asking their pet puzzle question, and I have yet to find one who was any good at puzzles.

    Oh, and I also got a lot of job offers.

    1. Re:How to handle mensa types by Bucc5062 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      See, I felt the opposite and feel he was turning it around on assholes. Asking a brain teaser at an interview is just plain stupid. Unless the job is solving brain teaser or alien languages what value is a question like that? None. It is a job and 99% of the time the job function will be mundane and routine.

      Now a good interview would ask about current events, thoughts on direction in the industry of choice or any other manner of questioning that gets into who the person is, what they think about, and will they fit with a group. The next time I get asked what are the principles of Object Oriented Programming are, I may just sum it into one phrase "get the job done well", as to whether I know encapsulation, polymorphism, or the rest of the esoteric terms has no value to my work.

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    2. Re:How to handle mensa types by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see that you live in the universe of Professor Layton.

    3. Re:How to handle mensa types by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      I keep a Chinese block puzzle [basiccarpe...niques.com] in my pocket for just such occasions

      Thanks for the link; I was a carpenter when I was younger and that's a very useful web site.

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    4. Re:How to handle mensa types by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      You sound like a giant asshole.

      No, he's not. He's being smart about a very dumb thing people do in interviews - asking innane puzzles. They are irritating and seldom relevant to a job (unless you are interviewing with a predominantly algorithmic company.)

      Now, there is a difference between puzzles directly related to one's expected academic background - if you have a CS degree, expect to be asked about the Towers of Hanoi or how to implement a recursive Fibonacci function amenable for tail recursion (or at the very least describe in high level the FTP protocol or a binary queue.)

      OTH, if your background is in MIS or if the job at hand is systems administration or web development, none of the questions mentioned above should ever come to the table. Why? Because it is irrelevant to one's job and it is typically a dick move designed to show ZOMG I'm teh intelligenx0r/ (or worse, that you have no f* clue.)

      Unfortunately the first case is rarely seen, whereas the second case occurs way too often. The later is a waste of time, and typically insulting. So yeah, it's good that the person you were replying to is ready to turn the tables. An interview should occur in an atmosphere of consideration and respect. Throwing a puzzle back (within reason) is a good way to remind the interviewer that you are not a job-desperate monkey available for personal entertainment.

  15. Tray Von Martin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    am i the only one that thought that Stanford was a city in Florida where "Stand Your Ground' means you cna chase after a (black) youth in a hoodie and shoot him, and call it self defense

    1. Re:Tray Von Martin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      am i the only one that thought that Stanford was a city in Florida where "Stand Your Ground' means you cna chase after a (black) youth in a hoodie and shoot him, and call it self defense

      But only if you're Mexican. Don't try that if you're white, or it turns into a Hate Crime.

  16. The other way around... by Stiletto · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's not that Stanford is too focused on Silicon Valley. It's that Silicon Valley is too focused on Stanford.

    As an outsider to the valley, I find it pretty creepy how obsessed everyone is about Stanford and Stanford grads. It's as if, when one of them walks in the room, I'm supposed to cream my jeans over his very presence. Sure, some of them are smart, but so are some east coast state school graduates, community college graduates, and non-college-grads. I don't quite understand the "oooooooh Staaaaaaanford!" aura.

    It's also pretty shitty that "Went to Stanford" is often an un-spoken, "soft" job requirement for more than a few valley tech companies.

    1. Re:The other way around... by vought · · Score: 2

      Thank you for echoing what this silicon valley transplant has seen and felt during nearly 20 years here.

      Stanford University is pretty much a "free hire" pass at many companies here. Based on many of the project and product managers I've met who graduated from there, that tendency has cost valley companies a lot of money, but at least the BMW dealerships and Coach stores are happy.

    2. Re:The other way around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Me too sirs for I have a similar problem. The university where I did my Ph.D. is not well known yet rated the best in research for its field in the UK for the last 2 Research Assessment Exercises. It must be close to being top in the entire world.

      But it's not a traditionally known university. In my chosen field (related to my PhD topic) I can see new graduates from Stanford getting swept up whereas I cannot even get the time of day. If I shout about it, it seems like sour grapes; if I don't mention it, hiring managers draw their own conclusions ("is this like a community college?")

    3. Re:The other way around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mention it, but in the correct way. Say, "I opted for the Blablabla uni because it consistently got the very best ratings, and I must say I really had a great time there" while smiling to yourself. do not say "arrrrgg I am such a misunderstood genius. Why will nobody hire me? Whyyyyyy?"

    4. Re:The other way around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny. I've spent my whole life in Silicon Valley and I've never had much more than passing respect for Stanford. They produce a good product, sure, but as a mechanical engineer, I'd rather hire a San Jose State Grad, Cal Poly SLO, UC Berkeley, UC Davis, MIT, or a dozen other schools than Stanford. Of course, I'm pretty much in the trenches, so I'm looking for ability to perform, low drama, non-prima dona kind of people. We generally mock the "ooooooh Staaaaaanfaaaahhhd" attitude. Then again, I try to hire people with a track record.

    5. Re:The other way around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently moved from Seattle to the Bay Area. I'd heard about the Stanford hype for years, and the way people talked about it I figured there might be something there. My experience since arriving is that Stanford alums are OK at best and incompetent at worst. The more recent ones tend to come with serious attitude problems.

      Though, hey, I'm originally from Back East and I remember the same hype about people from Harvard, Yale, Princeton... Lots of dopes make it through there. The whole situation makes me glad to have gone to a lesser-known school that was still decent, this way I didn't end up believing my own hype by the graduation time and beyond.

      I guess I could put it this way. Condi Rice is from Stanford. Would you hire her?

  17. absurd notion by ohzero · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Suggesting that because the university has fostered a large number of financially successful commercial ventures, that it could be toxic to the education of innovators is completely lame. In fact, it is so lame that I wonder if the topic was entirely made up for lack of content. Technological innovation can do 3 things that matter: 1. Advance society, making us all better in some way. 2. Foster financial stability for large numbers of people. 3. Raise questions about either number one or number two. Without financially successful technological innovation, we'd be Cuba in the 50's. Really happy, not that prosperous, and ready for a big change that would fuck us all.

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  18. Colleges are a cesspit of fraud and racketeering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Time To Charge Colleges With Fraud And Racketeering
    http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=205124

  19. Entrepreneurial Examples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Main drawback of Stanford: the girls aren't hot. Maybe if they weren't so close to Silicon Valley they could attract some hotter girls.

    Seriously though, the main thing about Stanford is that there are a ton of entrepreneurial examples floating around. Most people at Stanford think (whether it is true or not) along the lines of "hey, I'm as smart or smarter than that guy. I can start a company too." That's about all it takes to build a culture of entrepreneurship. This is a good thing for the ones who have what it takes to be entrepreneurs (Yes, I am biased as an alum and an entrepreneur - the programming, marketing, accounting, project classes were worth every cent) - for those who are going to be employees - not so much: I find it hard to hire from Stanford for the sheer hubris granted them by nearly guaranteed offers from Google. Berkeley kids and students from the Midwest are much more humble and a better value (also less likely to leave after a year to start their own competing startup).

  20. 1 billion by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    1 billion Papiermark (Germany) wasn't worth a lot as well, in 1922. Maybe the figure has more to tell about the value of the US Dollar than it has about the value of the company in question?

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    1. Re:1 billion by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      Be careful, you'll be branded a "Ronulan" if you point out examples of hyperinflation.

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  21. Which one would you move? by trancemission · · Score: 1

    Could be a big job moving a university however

    Oh wait.....

  22. those filthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one percenter Stanford grads!

  23. Labyrinthine Mind by djl4570 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The most labyrinthine mind I have ever met was an MIT student majoring in economics. He was hired back in the mid eighties as a summer intern at a defense contractor and tasked with writing a fairly straightforward cross reference program (One input file and one output file) for which I had prepared a Warnier diagram. He tossed the design aside and produced a program that contained seven different read statements and three different write statements. I had to debug the program afterwards; It was a virtual reconstruction of the Winchester Mystery House. I realized at that time that admission to a prestigious universities does not mean the person can produce a usable deliverable.

    1. Re:Labyrinthine Mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a virtual reconstruction of the Winchester Mystery House.

      LOL, I'd never heard of that, thanks.

      Makes the Pack O'Cards look almost sane.

    2. Re:Labyrinthine Mind by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      What shade of madness caused HR to hire an economist for a programming position?

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  24. That's a myth. Kids aren't stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, New Yorker, you really hit the nail on the head there. Foolishly concentrating on marketable skills and useful scholarship, instead of the laudable pursuits like LGBT studies and Russian literature. New York institutions have it right - charge a lot and turn out people who have nothing productive to contribute and nothing better to do than occupy Wall Street (i.e crap in public and shout slogans) and whine about having to pay back their student loans!

    Look it. Kids aren't stupid. Very few people are stupid enough to beleive the "do what you love and the money will follow."

    The job market is soooo bad, there are folks with accounting degrees, engineering degrees and the most surprising to me - nursing degrees - that are unable to get a job. The American Journal of Nursing reported last year that the job market for newly graduated nurses is one of the worst ever. And there's supposed to be a shortage right? Lawyers are having a horrible time too. I haven't seen the stats on new med school grads so I can't comment on that.

    And even if you did get into some "marketable" program things change - fast - in this day age. That's what happened to all those nrusing students. Four or five years ago, those kids went to nursing school because that's what they wanted - a marketable and hopefully, a guaranteed job. They graduted in '11 and low and behold over half of them can't get jobs. And there's even more people currently in school because the word hasn't gotten out. Yes, we will have a glut of nurses in a fe short years and folks will be saying, "Gee! Why didn't they get a degree in something marketable!? Morons!"

    Back in the 80s there were people studying Chinese lterature. The had to learn to read and speak Manderin. Then the 90s came and globalization - and all that trade with China. In the 80s I remember folks studying math. And back then, if you weren't actuarial, you would have to teach - it wasn't that marketable. (Actuarial is TOUGH. I've seen people wash out of that and go to engineering school for something easier.) Then the 90s came and search engines and applications that were math intensive. All of a suddent a math degree was the thing to get.

    What's "marketable" today could very well be saturated or have no market in a few years.

    1. Re:That's a myth. Kids aren't stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's "marketable" today could very well be saturated or have no market in a few years.

      Or it could be said that you've probably already missed the boat if you're just getting into school by the time it becomes the "big thing".

    2. Re:That's a myth. Kids aren't stupid. by jimbolauski · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't know where you live, but nurses are still in high demand. Two of my friends recently got nursing degrees one had a job within a week the other who did not work nights because she has a son took 1 month to find a job that fit her schedule. One month was a very long time as everyone else she graduated with had a job all ready. The unemployment rate for nurses is 2.2% that is one of the best rates for any career field.

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    3. Re:That's a myth. Kids aren't stupid. by eln · · Score: 1

      The problem with nursing is two-fold: One, it became the big thing like you said and too many people got into it all at once. Two, people got into the wrong kind of nursing. The reason nursing was projected to (and probably still will) face such a shortage is because of all of the baby boomers retiring and needing care. However, it turns out that most people really don't want to work in geriatrics. When I was going back to school a couple of years ago, I would ask nursing students what they wanted to do after they graduated. The majority wanted to do obstetrics (delivering babies), despite our declining birth rate. Almost none of them wanted anything to do with geriatrics.

    4. Re:That's a myth. Kids aren't stupid. by swalve · · Score: 1

      Many of the nursing journals have a different criteria for "nursing shortage" than the employment market has. They may mean that their employers don't employ enough nurses and make the workload too difficult/dangerous for the patient. Or simply that their subscription rate has gone down. It's kind of like the carpenter's union saying there aren't enough carpenters. "We aren't getting enough dues! There must be a shortage!"

  25. Nothing new by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new, and nothing unique to Stanford. Here's a page from history:

    Three decades later at the University of Chicago, William Rainey Harper, former Chautauqua wizard, began a revolution that would change the face of American university education. ...

    Harper, following the blueprint suggested by Andrew Carnegie in his powerful "Gospel of Wealth" essays, said the United States should work toward a unified scheme of education, organized vertically from kindergarten through university, horizontally through voluntary association of colleges, all supplemented by university extension courses available to everyone. Harper wrote in 1902:

    The field of education is at the present time in an extremely disorganized condition. But the forces are already in existence [to change that]. Order will be secured and a great new system established, which may be designated "The American System." The important steps to be taken in working out such a system are coordination, specialization and association.

    Harper and his backers regarded education purely as a commodity. Thorstein Veblen describes Harperâ(TM)s revolution this way:

    The underlying business-like presumption accordingly appears to be that learning is a merchantable commodity, to be produced on a piece-rate plan, rated, bought and sold by standard units, measured, counted, and reduced to staple equivalence by impersonal, mechanical tests.

    Harper believed modern business enterprise represented the highest and best type of human productive activity.

    (That page is a chapter in a much larger book about the modern education system, by the way, which is well worth a read in its entirety.)

  26. is Harvard too close to Wall St.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let us contemplate this...

  27. The problem is the cost by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    LBGT studies, Womyn's studies, etc. would be tolerable if they were minors within a broader liberal arts background that at least left students with broad exposure to math, literature, philosophy, logic and other things which constituted the traditional liberal arts path. Instead, you have these insular majors which tend to focus on grievances that the group that is being "studied" has with American society. All of that to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars per year which leaves students at these universities absolutely crippled without even a rigorous, broad liberal arts education that might prepare them for SOMETHING productive down the road.

    1. Re:The problem is the cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... what people actually do with these degrees (hint: they do find jobs, some of them quite well paying, some even at tech companies).

      They sign on as "Diversity Trainers" and spend their time insulting anyone who doesn't subscribe to their superiority complex.
      They're another example of modern day parasites.

  28. tech / vol / community schools need more respect by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Tech / Vocational / Community do need more respect and yes some jobs do need post high school trading. But there is Too Much Emphasis On College Education
    http://www2.ed.gov/pubs/CollegeForAll/intro.html
    and not all trading is a good in to a 2 year or 4 year or more College plan. Part or issues of tech schools and some class plans in community is that they try to fit a trades / tech class plan in to a BA, AA ,ECT when some kind of Badges system is a better fit.

    http://chronicle.com/article/Badges-Earned-Online-Pose/130241/

    tech / vol / community schools do offer night , on line , drop in and take in non-matriculated students. Tech does have a lot of needed on going learning and 2 more years of college is not a good fit.

    It is a issue when you have a DIGITAL MEDIA that offers a 2 (college class load) year very hands on Film + Broadcast plan but then you have things like a TV channel wanting a 4 year degree in Communications to work in master control? For one thing a communications BA is a poor fit for a very tech / hands on job.

    You also have issues in tech jobs where mainly on the College site you have the big catch all CS that can very a lot from school to school that is mostly geared to programming / high level design work. The tech / vol / community do offer more classes / a better over all plan that covers the needed skills with less of the high level stuff that does not help you on the job.

  29. Stanford has always been Stanford by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the 1960's when I made up my list of colleges to apply to, Stanford was not on the list; my father, a CalTech grad, would have disowned me. We know some kids that went to Stanford. We said "it figures."

  30. then make community college that base level by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    then make community college that base level and say that jobs can't say you need a BA or higher when the job does not need it.
    For lot's of tech jobs tech training is better then BA in CS.

    1. Re:then make community college that base level by mini+me · · Score: 1

      that jobs can't say you need a BA or higher when the job does not need it.

      There is no job that needs it. What asking for a BA does is provide a filter to limit the number of applicants to a manageable level. If you ask your parents, they'll probably tell you that in their day you only needed a high school education, a result of a time when many did not graduate high school. Today everyone does, so the filter has been stepped up to the University level.

      In industries where labour is short, like software development is right now, you can walk in and get a high paying job without having spent any time in the classroom of any level. There is no need to apply the filter as the number of applicants are already low.

      It has never been about the education, just a trick to make hiring easier.

  31. Didn't Stanford create Silicon Valley? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems natural for it to be close to it...

  32. Do you even want to go there?... by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    Unless the school sucks, they do have those requirements. But you have repeatedly showed yourself to be a misogynistic prick so I doubt you care about reality or what people actually do with these degrees (hint: they do find jobs, some of them quite well paying, some even at tech companies).

    Do you even taste the aftertaste in the Kool Aid these days? If you look at the unemployment stats for engineers, they're typically well below the national average and people with real liberal arts educations are badly unemployed or underemployed.

  33. No problem by PPH · · Score: 1

    A few shifts of the San Andreas fault and they'll be farther apart.

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  34. Re:tech / vol / community schools need more respec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post would be considerably more credible if it was grammatically correct. I went to a Community College and I'm annoyed at how sloppy your post is. Thanks for making the rest of us appear semi-literate.

  35. Indeed by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    They really should get their heads on straight and focus on the stuff that matters like a top notch football and basketball team.

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  36. Re:tech / vol / community schools need more respec by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Tech / Vocational / Community do need more respect and yes some jobs do need post high school trading.

    But there is Too Much Emphasis On College Education
    http://www2.ed.gov/pubs/CollegeForAll/intro.html [ed.gov] and not all trading is a good fit in to a 2 year or 4 year or more College plan.

    Part or issues of tech schools and some class plans in community is that they try to fit a trades / tech class plan in to a BA, AA ,ECT when some kind of Badges system is a better fit.
    http://chronicle.com/article/Badges-Earned-Online-Pose/130241/

    The tech / vol / community schools do offer night, on line , drop in and take in non-matriculated students. The tech Feld does have a lot of needed on going learning and 2 more years of college is not a good fit.

    It is an issue when you have a DIGITAL MEDIA that offers a 2 (college class load) year very hands on Film + Broadcast plan but then you have things like a TV channel wanting a 4 year degree in Communications to work in master control? For one thing a communications BA is a poor fit for a very tech / hands on job.

    You also have issues in tech jobs where mainly on the College site you have the big catch all CS that can very a lot from school to school that is mostly geared to programming / high level design work. The tech / vol / community do offer more classes / a better overall plan that covers the needed skills with less of the high level stuff that does not help you on the job.

  37. hyper spaghetti by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

    See, I felt the opposite and feel he was turning it around on assholes. Asking a brain teaser at an interview is just plain stupid. Unless the job is solving brain teaser or alien languages what value is a question like that? None. It is a job and 99% of the time the job function will be mundane and routine.

    Now a good interview would ask about current events, thoughts on direction in the industry of choice or any other manner of questioning that gets into who the person is, what they think about, and will they fit with a group. The next time I get asked what are the principles of Object Oriented Programming are, I may just sum it into one phrase "get the job done well", as to whether I know encapsulation, polymorphism, or the rest of the esoteric terms has no value to my work.

    I disagree with the AC who termed the other person a a-hole. However, I disagree with you more - if you think encapsulation and polymorphism are esoteric terms of no value, I fear to ever see your code. You can't get the job done well with OOP without knowing those, unless by "done well" you mean it compiles and runs (which is just half the battle to a job well done.) Also, "get the job done well" is not an attribute specific to OOP. You get the job done well regardless of the paradigm (procedural, modular, or OOP.)

    Seriously, do you really believe encapsulation and polymorphism are esoteric terms of no value? If you do, more power to you in the land of OOP hyper-lasagna and procedural hyper-spaghetti spread across un-cohesive classes.

    1. Re:hyper spaghetti by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      Do you use those words everyday, every time you talk about a program or programming? Most likely you just design and develop without even thinking much about the definitions. I did not say I don't use those practices in building a OOP, I just don't focus on the definition. When I go into an interview I would hope the interviewers want to focus on how I solve problems, deals with design questions, or interact with people, because skills can be taught or refreshed, but thinking...teaching that takes a lot longer then companies want to spend money on.

      So yes, I still think they are esoteric terms that have very practical use in day to day development, but show little value when trotted out for defining in an interview. Anyone can memorise a sentence.

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    2. Re:hyper spaghetti by cduffy · · Score: 1

      I agree with you inasmuch as brainteasers being useless, but I'm 100% with the parent on being fluent in terms of the art.

      Trying to decide when to use encapsulation to hide implementation details isn't esoteric -- it's something that should be coming up in design reviews regularly, and in my experience, does. If you aren't thinking about your designs -- and having the vocabulary to recognize patterns and discuss them in higher-level terms is an important part of being able to reason about just about anything[1]... well, it's a relevant concern.

      (A similar example applies to databases -- it's one thing, and valuable, to have a feel for what "smells like" good schema design... but if you don't have the vocabulary to talk about schema normalization, you're not the right person to be on a design review for decisions that will be impacting folks writing code for a product for potentially years to come).

      [1] - ...if you give the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis any kind of weight.

    3. Re:hyper spaghetti by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      Do you use those words everyday, every time you talk about a program or programming?

      In my current and past jobs, we have had regular get togethers to discuss what's up in the software world, including what are currently (and what were at some point in the past) best practices. Also, we do regular code inspections where, if the necessity is evident (and if it is affordable to make), we suggest changes in the code structure along the lines of established principles. We also find it important to be aware of them (by constantly talking about them) because some times technical management is pushing for a hack whose repercutions are not apparent unless you actually brings the pros and cons to the table in a consive manner using an unambiguous language.

      Similarly, I regularly attend (typically once a month) a programmers' user group where we have round tables on the issues we face in our jobs, and what is going on in the industry and the state of the art of software engineering.

      Most likely you just design and develop without even thinking much about the definitions.

      Nope. I actually do think about the definitions whenever they make sense to the business problems I'm trying to solve as well as to non-functional requirements like maintainability and extensibility.

      Yes, I don't belabor on whether this class hierarchy obeys the Liskov Substitution Principle, or whether something is-a as opposed to has-a. But I'm keenly aware of what is possibly right and what is possibly wrong when I look at code, my code and others.

      Unless you are Sheldon Cooper, there is absolutely no way you can develop software of good quality in large quantities without being aware and actively discussing what is and what is not good software design.

      I did not say I don't use those practices in building a OOP, I just don't focus on the definition.

      Ok, question for you, and you are not allowed to use google or wikipedia. How do you tell if a class has low cohesion or high cohesion? To tell the difference, you need to know the definition. And I'm not asking you to tell me some abstract and useless definition of what cohesion is (.ie. how well the class is put together.) I'm asking you to precisely measure a class cohesion or lack thereof, where and how a class fails at being cohesive.

      Why? Because that is typically the only way to know where and how to refactor an uncohesive class or module. If you can't tell me that, and if a person has never, even empirically done that, I can guarantee you that the resulting code base tends to be a monster hyper-spagetti plate past a certain code size or age.

      So, tell me how do you identify a class lack of cohesion and how you use that to fix it? I'm sure you do not need an actual definition</sarcasm>

      When I go into an interview I would hope the interviewers want to focus on how I solve problems,

      Here is a problem for you: you have a legacy app that needs refactoring because code changes are too expensive to make. How do you go about it? Where do you need polymorphism and why? When composing your solution, where do you use inheritance or delegation? Why? What are the pros and cons?

      deals with design questions

      Here is another one: Design me a solution for X problem. Then I'll ask you how you justify your design decisions. Do you think you will not have to explain your usage of polymorphism, inheritance, encapsulation, SOLID principles, and the like? (assuming the interviewer cares about code quality as opposed to simply be content with sh1t that compiles and runs)

      , or interact with people

      Here is another one: A technical manager is opposed to the idea of refactoring a legacy application, or finds your design too complex (or too simple, it can happen both ways). How do you go about explaining to him/her the merits, pros and co

    4. Re:hyper spaghetti by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      I agree with you inasmuch as brainteasers being useless, but I'm 100% with the parent on being fluent in terms of the art.

      Trying to decide when to use encapsulation to hide implementation details isn't esoteric -- it's something that should be coming up in design reviews regularly, and in my experience, does. If you aren't thinking about your designs -- and having the vocabulary to recognize patterns and discuss them in higher-level terms is an important part of being able to reason about just about anything[1]... well, it's a relevant concern.

      (A similar example applies to databases -- it's one thing, and valuable, to have a feel for what "smells like" good schema design... but if you don't have the vocabulary to talk about schema normalization, you're not the right person to be on a design review for decisions that will be impacting folks writing code for a product for potentially years to come).

      [1] - ...if you give the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis any kind of weight.

      Yes, yes, yes. Absolutely. Having the vocabulary, and using it right goes a long way to discuss matters of design. Incidentally I remember an incident where I had to work with a CORBA-based system, and I'm trying to communicate with other developers. And I'm telling them about a CORBA sequence (as per the specs), and they wouldn't understand a flying f*ck what I was talking about. Apparently they had developed their own lingo using CORBA terms completely wrong. You can imagine the pandemonium and the quality of their code base.

      Another more recent example - I had to deal with a software shop where *supposedly* they were using a MVC architectural design... except 1) the model determined what controller to use, and 2) the controller was embedded in the view classes. Talking about missing the point.

      The correct usage of a vocabulary is everything in design. Flunk that and bad juju is bound to happen.

  38. Good deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would have to say that this is more insightful than funny.

  39. You don't know OWS as well as you think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://www.fastcompany.com/1789018/occupy-wall-street-demographics-statistics

    ^-- Most are employed and only about a quarter are students.

    As for having to pay back student loans, on a you've got to pay your debts level I agree with your sentiment, but there is a larger issue at hand. So many have such debt that (a) it is silly to think they will be ever be able to pay it back, which reduces their chances of being a good consumer / has an effect on us all and (b) we have to ask ourselves, why is our system so screwed up that they were charged as much as they were for tuition and for the interest on the loans, and allowed to take so much out in the first place? A less enlightened response would say they should have worked during forgetting (1) a lot do, (2) some material is so demanding it's insanely unrealistic and (3) the state of the economy and I'm not talking about since 2008 but rather the fact that purchasing power has flat lined for at least thirty years. Now you may comment.

  40. but what happens when it goes to MA, PHD for base by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    but what happens when it goes to MA, PHD for base level?

    Also what about trades like training?

  41. Re:but what happens when it goes to MA, PHD for ba by DrEasy · · Score: 1

    but what happens when it goes to MA, PHD for base level?

    The student debt will just get that much higher. Unless the education bubble eventually bursts, the day people start defaulting on their debt repayments.

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  42. Re:but what happens when it goes to MA, PHD for ba by mini+me · · Score: 1

    but what happens when it goes to MA, PHD for base level?

    I would say that to some degree this has already started. If more people choose to obtain BA level educations, it will become more widespread. After that, some new filter will have to be found. It doesn't necessarily have to be education-based. Education has just been the easy target so far. But perhaps the educational institutions will accommodate by offering increasing levels of education, or maybe you'll need multiple degrees to even be considered?

    Also what about trades like training?

    Many trades built their own filtering framework outside of the university setting, typically through apprenticeship programs. From what I gather from those industries, there isn't a huge fight to fill the available spots, so it seems to serve them well. If, in the future, more people want to enter those industries, you might need a degree before you can start apprenticing as means to filter the number of applicants again.

  43. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you, please drive thru.