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Slackware: I'm Not Dead Yet!

New submitter xclr8r writes "The longtime tinkering and learning distro of Linux Slackware found itself at the center of rumors and speculation when its website was down for a few days. Caitlyn Martin, developer of Linux Yarok, voiced concerns in DistroWatch and declared that she would be basing the new project off a distro with a more secure future. Meanwhile contributors continued to plug along with additions to the change log. Eventually Eric Hameleers expanded on his initial communication of 'old hardware — lack of funds' to a more thorough explanation quoted in the article. Have your pop up blocker ready."

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  1. not until by hguorbray · · Score: 5, Funny

    netcraft confirms it!

    -I'm just sayin'

    1. Re:not until by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Distrowatch: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
      Slashdot: Yes he is.
      Slackware: I'm not.
      Distrowatch: He isn't.
      Slashdot: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
      Slackware: I'm getting better.
      Slashdot: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
      Distrowatch: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
      Slackware: I don't want to go on the cart.
      Slashdot: Oh, don't be such a baby.
      Distrowatch: I can't take him.
      Slackware: I feel fine.
      Slashdot: Oh, do me a favor.

    2. Re:not until by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Slackware will never die. I still have my Walnut Creek CD's from Slackware 3.6 the only other software I kept from that period is Win 3.11, OS/2, and a few DOS versions. But your post is funy none the less you probably are a big Slackware fan.

    3. Re:not until by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I still have my Walnut Creek CD's from Slackware 3.6

      Oh. So just those disks.

      the only other software I kept from that period is Win 3.11

      Of course.

      , OS/2,

      And that.

      and a few DOS versions.

      So basically you still have every bit of software you've ever owned.

    4. Re:not until by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm running Ubuntu Norwegian Blue. To be honest, the uptimes aren't great.

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    5. Re:not until by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 2

      Actually I threw away most of my junk two weeks ago. But your post is funny and it blew right over my wifes head. She comes up the the computer and says "what are you laughing at" so I showed her and she didn't get it.

    6. Re:not until by VanessaE · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps, but the plumage must be lovely :-)

    7. Re:not until by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have the 3.0 set (ELF binaries!)

      I also have 2 Linux Developer's Resource sets from InfoMagic. With Slackware 2.2 and 3.1

      From the back of the Walnut Creek Slackware 3.0 set:

      Official Slackware Linux turns your machine into a powerful
      32-bit multi-tasking Unix workstation. Develop program with
      a full range of software development, text editing, and image
      processing tools. Play the popular arcade games DOOM from
      id Software and awesome new ABUSE from crack-dot-com.
      Connect your machine to the Internet!

      Patrick Volkerding, the author of Slackware, also authored this
      CDROM. The first CDROM contains the easy to install Linux
      system (kernel 1.2.13 and 1.3.18) and complete source code.
      Patrick carefully selected the best software from Internet Linux
      archive sites for the second CDROM

      Slackware requires 4 to 8 megabytes of memory, and 12 to 250
      megabytes of hard disk space. A typical installation with C and
      C++ (v. 2.7.0) development tools, Emacs (v. 19.29),
      networking with e-mail and news, the XFree86 X Window
      System (v 3.2.3), and several applications uses 50 megabytes.

      Slackware Linux is compatible with most Intel PC hardware,
      from PCI / Pentium motherboards to 386, and supports all
      modern CDROM drives, sound, ethernet, and mice.

  2. It hurt bad when Stampede Linux was no more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It can hurt pretty badly when your favorite Linux distribution comes to an end. I've lived through this horrid experience once before, with Stampede Linux. We were as close as a man and Linux could get. I ran it on all of my PCs. Then one day it was no more, and I was destroyed. For several months, I had no purpose in life. But eventually the pain does go away, and I found other Linux distributions. I'm using Debian now, and while it isn't as glorious as Stampede Linux was, at least it's still Linux.

    1. Re:It hurt bad when Stampede Linux was no more. by TWX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had never even heard of Stampede Linux when you posted this, and I've been a Linux user since 1995 when I had to buy cheap CDs from the local computer store that were distributed by Walnut Creek. It's obscure enough that Wikipedia doesn't even have a page for it.

      Slackware has at least has the history to have been continually in existence since '93, almost since the beginning of Linux itself. Mind you, I and a whole bunch of other people jumped ship over the Libc5 debacle and I ended up on Debian where I've remained since. I would be saddened to see Slackware go away, but it wouldn't lead to a loss of purpose in my life.

      You wouldn't happen to be Matt Wood, would you?

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    2. Re:It hurt bad when Stampede Linux was no more. by jimmydevice · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought that was a prerequisite for posting on /.

    3. Re:It hurt bad when Stampede Linux was no more. by dow · · Score: 4, Informative

      I used Stampede for a while, and it was pretty much Slackware but compiled for 686 processors, where Slackware was still using 386 as the target. You could achieve a similar speed up to Stampede's level by just compiling your own Slackware packages for the most heavily used libs and applications.

    4. Re:It hurt bad when Stampede Linux was no more. by haruchai · · Score: 2

      You've been using Linux since '95 and you can't find a distro's website?

      http://www.stampede.org/introduction.php

      And while Wikipedia is very useful, it's pretty lame for a longtime Linux user to use that as the yardstick for a distro.

      Now, if it didn't appear on Distrowatch, I'd agree that it's obscure.

      Please switch permanently to Windows or Mac; you're bringing down our technorep.

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    5. Re:It hurt bad when Stampede Linux was no more. by haruchai · · Score: 2

      It was basically the original Gentoo

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  3. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The summary is, as usual, misleading. Caitlyn Martin didn't post this in a DistroWatch article, she (and some other posters) mentioned it in the comments section of that website. She also didn't say she was moving the derived distro to a new base, she said she and the rest of the development team would be voting on the issue as to whether to move to a different base.

    Honestly, how bad does a person's comprehension skills have to be to submit this kind of summary?

    1. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah, slackware might not be dead, but slashdot sure as fuck is

    2. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      there just around ~25 letters in the alphabet?

      You must be a physicist.

    3. Re:Correction by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

      The summary is, as usual, misleading. Caitlyn Martin didn't post this in a DistroWatch article, she (and some other posters) mentioned it in the comments section of that website. She also didn't say she was moving the derived distro to a new base, she said she and the rest of the development team would be voting on the issue as to whether to move to a different base.

      Honestly, how bad does a person's comprehension skills have to be to submit this kind of summary?

      I think it's more likely sensationalism rather than poor comprehension. I don't think there are any "news" sources that don't participate in sensationalism these days. Slashdot has the misfortune of having a reader base that is likely to notice.

    4. Re:Correction by Iron+Condor · · Score: 4, Informative

      Uh - a substantial fraction of Linux distros out there are derived from Slackware: http://futurist.se/gldt/wp-content/uploads/12.02/gldt1202.png

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    5. Re:Correction by NoMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Slashdot also has the dubious honour of adding to the problem, simply by posting this as "news" 11 days after Eric clarified the issue and 5 days after the linked story was posted.

      How is it that actual "news for nerds" takes a week or more to appear here, while everyday events like new Firefox versions are often posted before they're released?

      (And no, I'm not new here...)

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    6. Re:Correction by Artifakt · · Score: 2

      German has 26 'regular' letters of latin style, and the "Sharp S", . Often even native speakers will only count the 26. German also commonly uses umlauts over three vowels, but these are nearly never counted as seperate letters.
      So, there are actually an average of 26.5 letters in the 2 alphabets - the parent poster has subtracted when he should have added and then set an arbitrarily low threshold for precision and relied on a rule of thumb for rounding, ergo he's an engineer.

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  4. Debian by Svartormr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you want a reliable distro that will survive every other distro, you go with Debian. The developers fight like cats and dogs and it just keeps going on, getting better and better.

    1. Re:Debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There must be some level of agreement given that the Project Lead (Stefano Zachiroli) was just re-elected to his third term in a row.

      Debian forever!

    2. Re:Debian by wmbetts · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you think Slackware is going away anytime soon I have a bridge to sell you.

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    3. Re:Debian by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think if something happened to Pat V. where he could no longer continue with Slackware, Robby Workman and Eric Hameleers and a few others will pick up the slack (pun intended)

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    4. Re:Debian by wmbetts · · Score: 2

      I agree development would continue and life would go. It just wouldn't be the same with out Pat though.

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    5. Re:Debian by 101percent · · Score: 2

      The parent has no relevance to this article. What does debian's survivability have anything to do with slackware's webserver going down and a new project based on slackware (of which there are many). Besides, slackware has been around as long as Debian. Ian Murdoc tried to recruit Patrick Volkerding for the Debian project at its beginning, but Pat respectfully declined and went ahead with Slackware. I'll give you Debian's survivability, but Slackware is just as old with far less resources than Debian. To use seniority as leverage to dismiss slackware shows you know nothing. This is the wrong way to promote Debian, which is a wonderful project which proves itself without such tactics. Since you don't mention any of these features, you again prove you know nothing.

    6. Re:Debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What does debian's survivability have anything to do with slackware's webserver going down

      Everything if Slackware's webserver is running Debian.

    7. Re:Debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Debian is especially good if you are a historian and want to know what open source computing was like five years ago...

    8. Re:Debian by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 4, Informative

      Debian is a great distro, I must agree. However, I find it to be a little rough around the edges, and prefer Mint's Debian-based edition. LMDE (Linux Mint Debian Edition) offers the fast, clean, stable Debian base with all the bells, whistles, and eye candy that that the Mint team are known for. It is 100% Debian-compatible, and ready out of the box to serve as a great general purpose desktop OS. First Mint took Ubuntu and made it better, and now they have done the same with Debian, and I couldn't be much happier with the result.

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    9. Re:Debian by jez9999 · · Score: 2

      If you want a reliable distro that will survive every other distro, you go with Debian. The developers fight like cats and dogs and it just keeps going on, getting better and better.

      Except for GNOME3...

    10. Re:Debian by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      The way I'd put it, it's like this. There are three rough categories I put distros in.

      The first one is for control freaks. That's where you want to know exactly what's running on your system, no extra packages out of the blue, no unwanted fat. It's also a good one if you want to learn a lot about the inner workings of the system in short order. Today, the best representative of that category is Arch.

      The second one is the other extreme, "it just works, and all buttons are in the right places" kind of thing. That's basically a direct competitor to Windows and OS X - full-fledged DE out of the box, working auto-configuration for most everything, and UI configuration tools. As a consequence, while you can reconfigure the system to be something other than what it is out of the box, it's usually relatively harder, and may even break things. The best choice here today is probably Mint, though LMDE is a close second.

      The third one is somewhere in between. It's something like "it just works, and by 'works' I mean like Unix". That's where you get a reasonable default package selection for the vase system, auto-configuration where there's little reason to fiddle (but overridable should you want to) and config helpers for other things where it makes sense; but no attempt to choose for you in areas where you'll likely want to make your own choices - like WM/DE. Of course, full configurability throughout. It's more or less like the first category, but with a bunch of choices made for you in advance in those areas where 90% of people would choose the same way. That's where Debian shines.

      That last category is almost always what you want to run on production servers. The second is most typical of an enterprise desktop (though it depends - if it's a dev's desktop, he might rather prefer the last as well). At home, though, it's purely a matter of personal preference and constraints like how much time you're willing to spend tinkering with the system.

  5. slashdotting slackware.com is like by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Funny

    entering an 85 year old man in to the WWF

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  6. We're not dead, but an old server is. by volkerdi · · Score: 5, Informative

    Good hello folks! It's wonderful to see we've made it onto Slashdot in-between releases again!

    However, our website hardware is nearly toast, and is also co-located a long way away from where I live. It is an ancient VIA based system with a Celeron and 512MB of RAM. It also sports a Maxtor hard drive connected to a Promise Technology PCI IDE card, and LILO boots from a 3.5" floppy drive. Frankly, this wasn't really great hardware even when it was brand new, but it ran our site and mailing lists with excellent uptimes for over a decade in spite of that. It looks like the trouble could be a flaking Tulip based Ethernet card (getting DUP and dropped packets, and RX/TX errors). It was doing OK again after a reboot, but I'm having some trouble reaching it again for some reason.

    We're looking for a new place to put the main site. Perhaps it could move to our other server, connie.slackware.com (in which case we need a PHP guru to port it to the latest version). There are other Slackware related servers that might be able to host us as well. To be honest, connie is also getting a little long in the tooth (that's a Pentium III with 256MB of RAM).

    RIP bob.slackware.com, and long live Slackware!

    1. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by volkerdi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yo man, are you the deadhead I'm thinking you're supposed to be?

      My name is August West.

    2. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      With a Slashdot ID that low it might really be Adam West!

    3. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wow, do you need us to take up a collection to buy new hardware? Is there somewhere we can go to donate?

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    4. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by 101percent · · Score: 2

      First understand this: Slackware is Patrick's bread-and-butter. Granted I'm not too sharp on network management etc... but perhaps he wants his server to be within his control and not floating around in some nebulous cloud. He's been a dedicated GNU/Linux community member/leader for decades, so you should stop being such an ass and realize that as you get older you stick to the things you know; brick-and-mortar real servers which you have control over, the way it has been done for decades. He's not trying to build an empire; from the interviews I've read/heard he's just a down-to-earth guy that likes plays music and lives simply. Why would he try to expand, especially if it means giving up (albiet not too much) control over what provides his income. What's next, Steven King writing/storing his next novel on Google Documents?

    5. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Indeed, I've got a nice server sitting here in my apartment collecting dust, since I stopped working at the datacenter. (by nice I mean quad core 2.8 with 4gb of ram).

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    6. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Funny

      With a Slashdot ID that low it might really be Adam West!

      Don't believe him; he's a liar.

    7. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by metrix007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because cloud is a meaningless buzzword which means "computer on the internet".

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    8. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it works, is easy to maintain, is understandable with little effort, consumes few resources, why care about those bloated content management systems?

    9. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2

      Post should have been modded +5 Funny just for the nostalgia trip hardware rundown

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    10. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by lightknight · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, no.

      Cloud means multiple redundant servers, on the internet, running virtual machines. Usually hooked up to some 'pay as you go' billing & provisioning system.

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    11. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

      Patrick, check your email. :)

      I'm volunteering development and other suggestions.

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    12. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and have the hellhole of upgrading the cms every few months for exploit bugfixes, needing a gig to serve two simultaneous users, not work with links.. the thing worked for a decade.

      now, what they might/should do would be to move the system to a vm installation and run it for another decade.

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    13. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by metrix007 · · Score: 2

      Got a cite? It's not what the wiki says. VM's and the billing system is just a common implementation. The "cloud" just means uploading it somewhere you can access from anywhere == computer on the internet.

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    14. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Informative

        Honestly, there are a lot of old servers still out there. Sometimes it's budgets that keep them in place. Sometimes it's poor management. Sometimes it's the simple fact that it still works. I've encouraged people to upgrade. Sometimes they don't do it because of money (small hosting, no significant change, they don't upgrade), or sometimes stupidity (small hosting, large customer base, fear of change).

          I won't totally agree with all the reasons.

          One of my own servers is an dual Opteron 240, 1.3Ghz with 2Gb RAM. It started out life with 3 250Gb IDE drives as a RAID5. All of the drives have failed at some point, and they've been swapped with 320GB drives. It happens to be currently running Slackware64 13.37. It started out life with Gentoo, then Redhat, then Slamd64. I only went the Gentoo and Redhat route, because there was no 64bit Slackware at the time. That server, when it was new, cost about $3,500.

          The new servers are AMD FX-8120, 8 core, 3.888Ghz with 16GB ram and mirrored 1TB SATA drives. I went the route that Google did with their open rack mount servers, so I saved a good bit of money on cases. Each of those cost just about $600. I suspect most datacenters wouldn't allow me to run with the open rack style, so I'd have to drop an extra $300 to $600 on cases. These run a fresh install of Slackware64 13.37.

          Both the Opteron and the FX machines are still running. I just haven't moved everything away from the Opteron yet, but I do have the hardware to move it to.

          I wrote to Patrick (Slackware) about some good options. I won't go into depth on them here. It's up to him and his folks if they want to use them.

          I am a huge Slackware fan. Anything Slackware didn't provide directly in the distribution, I used to get from linuxpackages.net. For the last few years, I've gotten additional stuff from slackbuilds.org. Between Slackbuilds and the sources on Slackware, it's been real easy to roll up my own updated packages. It's much easier than the old days of just installing additional stuff from source, and not having a clean removal path.

          For a big commercial company, I don't recommend leaving hardware running for over 5 years. That's the end of the usable life. In 5 years, there is bigger, better, and faster available. It's also usually close to the end of life for the drives. I know some places upgrade yearly, which is fine and dandy if you have a huge fiscal budget, and IT people who like to keep real busy. :) It seems that places that really do the yearly upgrades have things set up and documented better to allow for smooth migrations between machines. Places that stagnate on solutions tend to have more stuff tied in closely to a specific setup, and it's difficult for them to move.

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    15. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by Nethead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, and Pat, your /. UID is old enough to have used images.slashdot.org which was a Pent 90 box running slackware that I setup in Seattle at Wolfe.net when /. saturated their T1. Slackware was a big part of how /. got started.

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    16. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by drkstr1 · · Score: 2

      Hi Pat, long time Slackware user here. Sorry to hear you're having server trouble. It seems like I'm about due for another box set. My tee-shirt could probably use a replacement too (although I might upgrade to the polo if you still have them).

      Cheers, and thanks for all the fish!

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    17. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      You don't get it. We want the Slackware server to run on that kind of antique hardware. That's how we know it'll stay lean and mean! ~

    18. Re:We're not dead, but an old server is. by lightknight · · Score: 2

      Here's your citation.

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  7. Re:what the hell is yarok? by larry+bagina · · Score: 2

    what the hell is shampoo?

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  8. That might not help Slackware by helvstrom · · Score: 2

    That kind of outage doesn't really help Slackware. I've used Slackware since 1992 or 1993, I believe, and I would not change to any other distribution, but it is quite scary when you have a lot of work on top of a distribution that has its website off-line for that long. You simply start thinking if it won't last much more, and many people might start migrating to more popular distros. Anyway, the best way to avoid that is to support it, subscribing to it, or buying some stuff from the store. I won't hurt.

  9. Re:Year of the Linux Deadtop by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and where are all of the mac servers?

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  10. Re:what the hell is yarok? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

    what the hell is shampoo?

    It's an emacs command: ESC-x shampoo (ESC-2 ESC-x shampoo to lather, rinse and repeat.)

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  11. Re:Google is not my friend today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some oddball internal thing written for consulting clients.... of some kind. She claimed that there'd be a public alpha of the thing in 2010 (called Yarok Bereshit, no kidding...). Either based on Salix or Slackware, although they [five people in total apparently with two developers total] did a bit of custom code. As of this spring it was still planned to produce a 'public release alpha at the end of this month.' Funny that someone who claims that any business without a website is doomed turns out to be developing a distro that either doesn't have a website or is so badly advertised that Google plain can't find it. End of the day, I have to agree with the shampoo AC below: who cares?

  12. Re:I invoke the *Not Dead Yet* clause all the time by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 5, Funny

    slipping ruffies to people is a crime you know.

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  13. Slackware User by apharmdq · · Score: 2

    I'm a relatively new Slackware user, having only been using it for the past 2 years, but I can't think of another distro I'd rather use. So I'd be devastated if Slackware did die.
    However, I knew from the start that this was just people overreacting. Eric regularly posts updates on his blog, and although the changelog and updates in -current aren't as frequent as some other distros, they are there.
    I'll definitely be getting a subscription as soon as the next release comes.

  14. Re:Year of the Linux Deadtop by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

    and where are all of the mac servers?

    I actually had an apple rep suggest we install mac mini's as servers in a datacenter to support our apple footprint! Apple is clearly not even remotely interested in corporate users.

  15. Re:Year of the Linux Deadtop by migla · · Score: 2

    To be pedantic, though...

    As Red Dwarf references go, that one is not so obscure. Or maybe you meant read Dwarf was obscure itself.

    Anyway. Anyone not familiar with Red Dward should make sure to google red dwarf torrent. It's the greatest thing since sliced monty python.

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  16. Re:Year of the Linux Deadtop by wmbetts · · Score: 2

    Darwin iMac.local 11.3.0 Darwin Kernel Version 11.3.0: Thu Jan 12 18:47:41 PST 2012; root:xnu-1699.24.23~1/RELEASE_X86_64 x86_64

    Not sure which part says it's Debian. I have a feeling I got trolled.

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  17. Re:What happened to Patty boy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I never brush. No biggie. It only starts bleeding if I do.

    Once I went without showering for 3 months. I think the skin has odor control built in. People who shower often, like just about every normal person, start smelling bad after a day or three without a shower, but just hang in there and don't cave for these "shower" modernities.

  18. Re:what the hell is yarok? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 4, Funny

    what the hell is shampoo?

    It's an emacs command: ESC-x shampoo (ESC-2 ESC-x shampoo to lather, rinse and repeat.)

    Oh geez ... I was joking. Now I find out that it actually is an emacs command. Dammit, emacs.

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  19. Re:What would your alternative have been? by lightknight · · Score: 2

    Slackware: the only distro of linux where it's always the user's fault.

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    I am John Hurt.
  20. Re:Origin of name? by lightknight · · Score: 2

    I believe it's from the cult of the subgenius, or something to that effect. They explain the name on the site somewhere.

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  21. Re:Year of the Linux Deadtop by unixisc · · Score: 2

    Yup, dunno what GP was smoking. If anything, MacOS is FreeBSD, if one ignores the XNU kernel, and in fact, a certified Unix, which Linux is not.

  22. How many base distros... by unixisc · · Score: 2

    Okay, how many base distros are there in Linux? So far, I've counted 6 - Debian, RedHat, Slackware, Gentoo, Arch, TinyCore.. Any others? I'm open to being corrected if any of those I listed are actually derivatives.

    1. Re:How many base distros... by neonsignal · · Score: 4, Informative

      Using the same package manager doesn't necessarily mean there aren't other major differences. It isn't easy to define 'base distros'; how much does a fork have to change before you consider it a separate distro? I classify Ubuntu as 'based on' Debian, not because it shares the same package manager, but because it currently continues to derive packages from the Debian system (with additional patches). Whereas while Mandriva and its forks have originated in Red Hat, they no longer draw from it.

    2. Re:How many base distros... by lagi · · Score: 3, Informative

      refer to this image: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Gldt1009.svg

  23. Re:Year of the Linux Deadtop by unixisc · · Score: 3, Informative

    It may have been made using GCC, but Apple has been using FreeBDS as the basis of the userland in both OS-X and iOS. So how are either of those Debian based?

  24. Re:Year of the Linux Deadtop by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

    And yet it's apparently not great enough for you to be willing to financially support its creators or actors.

    The actors and writers have already been paid for the work they put into the show. The only people you're supporting by buying it on DVD at this stage in the game is the distributor.

  25. Re:transexuals in computing by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

    Probably because computing is a career which doesn't require a lot of interaction with the public. A lot of transgenders have very serious body image and confidence issues, and it's a very good career choice for somebody who doesn't want to have to face people they don't know.

  26. Re:And? by Noryungi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any of them that I (or anyone else) has heard of?

    SuSE Linux was originally based on Slackware, if I remember well.

    Slackware simply doesn't provide the basic features most distros call for these days, such as a package management paradigm.

    I truly don't care about package management -- or paradigms -- much, really.

    Slackware gives me 95% of what I need - the rest I can compile on my own, thank you very much.

    No, the "old UNIX way of doing things" isn't sufficient in today's world for widespread deployment across multiple systems and configurations.

    Simply put, slackware fills a niche, which seems to be shrinking ever-smaller as the years pass.

    I would say exactly the reverse: Slackware allows one to deploy software and updates quickly and effectively, by knowing exactly what has been installed and how.

    If by "niche" you mean people who know what they are doing, and like having a system with a minimum of hand-holding, then, yes, I agree that this is an ever-shrinking niche. I am in charge or recruiting people here at my work, and it's astounding the number of Linux "experts" who are unable to go beyond "yum install" or "apt-get install" into the real nitty-gritty of compiling software exactly as you want it.

    Let's face it: a lot of so-called "Linux administrators" these days are little more than clicky-clicky Windows drones, people who almost never use a command-line and prefer staying with dumb GUI tools. Yes, I blame Ubuntu and Debian and Red Hat and the like for this sorry state of affairs. People who know Slackware are, at least, a lot more aware and a lot more knowledgeable in all things UNIX and Linux. The same cannot be said of a lot of people out there.

    Feel free to moderate me to oblivion while I go and donate money to Slackware.

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  27. Re:And? by Kazymyr · · Score: 2

    The niche that Slackware fills still better than any other distro is: small, highly customized, floppy-sized (or close, USB stick-based these days) "live" bootable mini-distributions aimed at a very specific goal. Such as system repair, etc. Slackware is just easier to adapt to such a role, because of the lack of those basic features you mention.

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  28. Re:And? by rastos1 · · Score: 2

    "Let's face it: a lot of so-called "Linux administrators" these days are little more than clicky-clicky Windows drones, people who almost never use a command-line and prefer staying with dumb GUI tools.

    I'm a Slackware user. Since at about 1995. Just recently I was googling for solution for some problem. And I've found a solution that basically said "run the tool that Ubuntu uses to reinstall everything and that should fix it". And everybody in the discussion thread hailed how great advice that is. For me that does not answer the question at all. It does not help other distro users at all and it also does not answer the question what is actually wrong. It reminds me of the Feynman's Wakalixes makes it go. It does not explain anything. The set of people that understand how stuff works is shrinking and shrinking ...