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Congress Wants To Resurrect Laser-Wielding 747

Harperdog writes "Noah Schactman has a great piece on the Airborne Laser, the ray gun-equipped 747 that became a symbol of wasteful Pentagon weaponeering. Despite sixteen years and billions of dollars in development, the jet could never reliably blast a missile in trials. Now the House Armed Services Committee's Strategic Forces wants the Airborne Laser to be used to defend us against the threat of North Korea's failed missiles."

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  1. what better... by Sebastopol · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to shoot down a failed missile than a failed missile-defense program?

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    1. Re:what better... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

      That laser can burn a hole through a gnats brain from an altitude of 30,000 feet.

      This fact was demonstrated on one of the Pentagon's top generals.

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    2. Re:what better... by lgw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Eveyone always complains abut missile defense, and like all military-industrial-complex spending, it's full of bloat and corruption. But we still need missile defense - more and smaller powers are getting 50-year-old missile technology now.

      Missile defense is hard. The airborn laser approach is a good and useful one, IMO, because of the psychological deterrent effect of shooting down enemy missiles while they're still boosting (ideally, while the folks who launched them can still see them). After all, the best way to win any war is to convinve the enemy that attacking you would be just insane and certain to fail (ideally before any shots are fired, but failing that, when the first shots are fired), and they shouldn't even try.

      We should certainly do something like this. Do we need to roll the dice again; to try a different group of consultants, engineering companies, and pork-harvesters, in the hope that the new group will be less corrupt and actually deliver something workable? Definitely.

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    3. Re:what better... by supremebob · · Score: 4, Funny

      If 80's movies have taught us anything, they're also good at popping giant balls of popcorn and destroying the homes of asshole professors.

    4. Re:what better... by TWX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but it'll take a real genius to figure out a better use for it...

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    5. Re:what better... by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about letting all our state-based smaller-power enemies know that we can make their homeland a glass parking lot many times over, I do not know, send them a telegram, or some such? ;-)

      Nope, our current policy (which I like) is to say "nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons - we treat these all the same, and we won't be the first to use them (but the whole glass parking lot thing if you start)". More important IMO to use our nukes as a nuke deterrent than a general deterrent.

      How about acknowledging that some small al Qaeda group does not really have technical sophistication to even maintain, much less to build a working ICBM?

      It's not Al Qaeda, it's the next Suddam, Iran, or NoKo to come along. The tech only gets easier and cheaper over time, and will be in reach for smaller state actors before much longer IMO.

      Even better, how about trying not to make enemies with all those people, and, maybe, just maybe, try to trade with them and slowly become friends?

      "Try to trade with them and slowly become friends" is the stated reason for some of the international dislike for us right now (to whatever extent stated reasons are ever true). Some people really seem to dislike us for trying to "forfully export our culture". (Also, some people are really just assholes, and will attack you just because they can, no matter how nice you are. Dictatorships seem to select for assholes, so it's a real problem).

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    6. Re:what better... by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think conventional ABMs work during boost phase (it's really hard to catch a raocket once it gets going), but that's when a rocket is very easy to target - unlike when a cluster of warheads and decoys and chaff are in free-fall. (Also, it makes the point very strongly that you picked the wrong fight if your missiles are all shot down before they get anywhere).

      But drones are getting better and better, and if there's an appropriate weapon (for a boost-phase kill) that would fit on one, it's a much better plan IMO.

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    7. Re:what better... by gstrickler · · Score: 3, Funny

      But first, may I compliment you on you choice of footwear.

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    8. Re:what better... by linatux · · Score: 2

      I'm convinced there are people out there somewhere saying "We're not broke enough - how can we blow another $10 billion without starting a riot?"

      "I know, lets try lasers on 747's again - spectacular success last time"

      "Good - but when we're asked why we need them..."

      "Those new fake missiles in NK could be a threat"

      "Brilliant!"

    9. Re:what better... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not Al Qaeda, it's the next Suddam, Iran, or NoKo to come along. The tech only gets easier and cheaper over time, and will be in reach for smaller state actors before much longer IMO.

      Really - who?

      Even basic ballistic missile tech is hard. Saddam could barely launch SCUDs which they bought from Russia. India is just getting off boosters that qualify as ICBMs (barely). And that's a huge, technologically advanced country. Iran has some theatre capable missiles and again, the barest ICBM level capability. Another fairly advanced nation. Then there is the problem of the warhead. Tossing rocks across continents may look impressive, but strategically it's nonsensical.

      So our fascination with the idjits in Pyongyang notwithstanding, there isn't much of a strategic need for ICBM level defense at this time. Unless you think we can create enough of functional shield to significantly degrade a Chinese or Russian strike.

      Given the limited amount of defense funding available, it's better to work on some more realistic weapons and perhaps some basic research into alternative resources like oil (which is the basic reason for much of the dick waving these days).

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    10. Re:what better... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Space lasers would be best, actually.
      Here's the problem.

      Nobody wants us to do that.

      China is FUCKING CRAZY. China's demonstrated that they'll destroy any orbiting thing they don't like -- they "tested" their anti-satellite capabilities once, and I think were it to come down to it.. they'd do it again. Or proxy and have N. Korea launch a real satellite, er, a "real" satellite, that "accidentally" would collide with our space lasers.

      Kaboom. Space is gone. They'd shatter the skies and leave so much debris orbiting our planet that we'd be stuck close to this rock for longer than you or I will live.

      it's a great idea, throw lasers in space... but it's potentially disastrous.

      What would be nice is if they could downsize this airborn laser and fit it into.. hmm, maybe an older, super-high-speed airframe, maybe something that's pretty hard for most nations to detect, maybe something like the SR-71 -- there's still gotta be a few of those somewhere, drag them out of mothball and replace their surveillance payload with a giant laser? It'd solve one problem, being that the time between launch detection and the end of boost phase is so short that a 747 would have to be in the area before the ICBM was launched to be useful.

      Maybe just stick them in subs. Not many nations really have much of a sub fleet anymore. There's China again, sure, but... while I don't suggest underestimating China's capabilities, their shit is still made in China, yanno?

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    11. Re:what better... by Sez+Zero · · Score: 3

      It's a penis stretcher.

    12. Re:what better... by lgw · · Score: 2

      See upthread - there may be better ways now, since drones are taking over (and as I said - I think it's imoprtant that we do somehting in the space, not that we do the chemical ABL thing specifically). Having a way to make a boost-phase kill is key, IMO.

      As far as the cost - deterrence is cheaper than fighting, and technological breakthroughs tend to be good long-term investments in that regard (much better than building lots and lots of hardware). Heck, often you get some civilian technology out of the research.

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    13. Re:what better... by gstrickler · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chris: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
      Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
      Chris: Not right now.
      Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

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    14. Re:what better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, the reports were inconclusive, no evidence was produced that the general had ever had a brain.

    15. Re:what better... by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are a number of glaring problems with the idea of using an airborne laser for defense against ballistic missiles. One of them is the whole "airborne" part. Providing continuous coverage against North Korea's missiles would require keeping a plane in the air continuously, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year... that's not impossible but it would be logistically challenging and very expensive to fly multiple sorties per day. The other issue is the limited range of the system. According to the Wikipedia article on the subject, thin-skinned liquid-fueled ICBMS might be vulnerable from 600 km away but you would need to be within 300 km to be assured of taking out a solid-fueled ICBM. That means you would probably need several aircraft in the air at the same time to cover North Korea completely, and you wouldn't be able to take out a solid-fueled ICBM fired from central Iran, unless you actually entered Iranian airspace. Overall the airborne laser seems thoroughly useless as a defence against ICBMS.

    16. Re:what better... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Sure they will, or are you asserting that a single ICBM launched from North Korea will destroy 100% of all airports and landing strips in the USA?

    17. Re:what better... by lgw · · Score: 2

      I actually have no objection to charity or spending money on poor people - I strongly object,however, to defining "poor people" as "the 99%" or even "the 40%". I'm quite happy with 10% of my earnings going to take care of the neediest, but when you start asking for more than that, that's not charity for the neediest any more, that's a direct tranfer from the politically disfavored to the politically favored.

      All of which is off base anyhow - the primary objection to spending from both the right and the left has been the bailouts anyhow. Direct tax money transfers "uphill" from the less wealthy to the more wealthly are just the worst(weath and income are different things, remember, so this happens more than you might realize).

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    18. Re:what better... by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Space lasers would be best, actually.
      Here's the problem.
      Nobody wants us to do that.

      The reason nobody wants to do that is the fact that you'd go against the principles agreed to in the 5 space treaties that were agreed to by the UN's Committee on the Peaceful Uses of Outer Space. If you were caught militarizing low earth orbit then you'd pretty much shit canned international cooperation that was painstakingly negotiated over since Sputnik I for a possibly unreliable not to mention hard to accurately implement at LEO speeds missile defense system.

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    19. Re:what better... by dragonhunter21 · · Score: 2

      How are you going to get a 747 within 30,000 feet- even 10 miles- of a North Korean missile site?

      I'll remind you, YAL-1 was built to destroy missiles during the boost phase. It can't reach them once they're at altitude, and it doesn't have the power or tracking ability to destroy them on the way down. If you can't get a YAL-1 within range of a North Korean missile site, then there's no point- and those SAMs have a lot longer reach than the YAL-1's laser.

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    20. Re:what better... by Jessified · · Score: 2

      The US isn't as friendly as you seem to think.

      http://killinghope.org/images/interventions_map.png

      And that's only addressing military meddling.

    21. Re:what better... by Samurai+Tony · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...it's because a high powered laser needs a fuckton of power...

      Is that the metric or imperial fuckton?

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    22. Re:what better... by lgw · · Score: 2

      Funding a missile defense program or 3 (we should really have 3 working systems) isn't all that costly on the scale of the defense budget. As I alluded to earlier - we want technology, not count of men under arms (and those who do serve should be paid much better - enlisted salaries really need to go up, even at the expense of numbers of enlisted). The DoD is working through downsizing it's plans from "two and a half wars" to "one and a half wars", and I think that's the right approach.

      It's easy to build a ton of armaments in a hurry if you really need to. It's hard to invent the best weapons tech on the planet in a hurry. Plus as we shift from infantry to drones for urban combat, the need for large numbers of boots on the groud will shift with that.

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  2. Old Joke by StefanJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There was a joke (I guess) that circulated pretty much up until the end of the Cold War:

    "If the USA wanted to cause the Soviet Union to collapse, it should drop millions of Sears catalogs in major Russian cities."

    I wonder if something like this would work with the DPRK.

    Although, come to think of it, anyone seen touching the things would be shot for subversive activity.

  3. Wickedlasers by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 2
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  4. But there is more! by oldhack · · Score: 5, Funny

    The 747 can then also fingerprint conflict minerals.

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  5. We must not allow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... a failed military technology gap!

  6. Re:Works as intended! by kenaaker · · Score: 2
    But, we already have a failing missile defense system. The Memorial Richard M. Perle Missile Defense system that is deployed in Alaska to protect us from North Korea and Iran. The last report I read said the system had never had a successful intercept without a transponder on the target.

    I don't think we need two failing missile defense system. That's just starting down the slippery slope of competing, failing missile defense systems. If one isn't enough, then two won't be enough and pretty soon you're spending 20% of GDP just on failing missile defense systems and there's nothing left to fund Homeland security.

  7. summary vs. Related Links by poppopret · · Score: 2

    Biased article on Slashdot? No, never! Hmmm, the Related Links for this story include...

    • Airborne Laser Successfully Tracks, Hits Missile
    • Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target
  8. Need to stick with ships for now by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I remember correctly, one of the biggest problems with airborne lasers was that of fuel source. It took up a large amount of space, and the chemicals in chemical lasers were very volatile. Not to mention weaponized lasers still aren't very practicable. It makes much more sense to stick with the Navy development of lasers, as they can tap onboard nuclear reactors for power. Maybe once we actually working, reliable, and accurate systems in development we can look at adding them to an airborne platform. But right now this smells more like the chance for some defense-related pork than anything else.

    What has me more concerned from the article (I know, we aren't supposed to read the articles here, but Noah's been doing good work ever since his defensetech days) is that the same committee pushing this is pushing for an East Coast missile defense system. Which, living on the East Coast, makes no sense. The only states with operational SSBNs are the US, UK, France, Russia, and China. No land-based ballistic missiles will come over the East Coast, and China's not going to risk a voyage to the East Coast to attack, the West Coast would make much more sense. I don;t think we have to worry about the UK or France, and Russia still has to deal with what's left of SOSUS as well as the French, Scandinavian, and UK navies, and the Atlantic is still pretty much our backyard. I honestly cannot see any remotely legitimate threat or need for an East Coast defense line.

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    1. Re:Need to stick with ships for now by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      True, but like I said, lets start with a much more stable platform that has access to much greater power (a nuclear-powered ship). This also has the benefit of not restricting size as much. Once we have that working, we can develop lasers that have to draw less power and can more easily fit inside a plane.

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    2. Re:Need to stick with ships for now by tsotha · · Score: 3, Informative

      But the chemicals can do the trick, for the time being, and there is still a lot of work to do on target keeping.

      The big question for me has to do less with technology and more with chain of command. I mean, to be useful this thing has to be used in the boost phase. The first minute of flight, say. It's going to take a few seconds to realize the target is there, and then they have to get the beam on it PDQ. That means the system can never work in a surprise attack - the only way you could possibly shoot down a target is if you had standing orders to fry anything that launches.

  9. Good news everyone, we have a missile defense by iPaul · · Score: 2

    As long as the missiles we're defending against are inoperable, our defenses should be iron clad.

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  10. Debt by fizzer06 · · Score: 2

    I wonder how much debt will be enough for our dark overlords in Washington?

    1. Re:Debt by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      I wonder how much debt will be enough for our dark overlords in Washington?

      Probably someone showed them a computer experiment that demonstrated that if you keep subtracting from a number it eventually goes positive again.

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  11. Re:Works as intended! by s.petry · · Score: 2

    We have similar problems with the giant money sink the EU has been pumping in to the European Missile Defense Shield. Honestly, I was being sarcastic. Theory is nice, but we long ago lost the point of common sense in spending.

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  12. APS Study Found These Systems Lacking by internic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember that the American Physical Society (the professional organization of physicists) studied various boost-phase missile defense schemes years ago. They found that the various options, including air-borne lasers, weren't likely to be very useful in realistic scenarios (even under otherwise optimistic assumptions).

    The press release says:

    The Airborne Laser currently in development has the potential to intercept liquid-propellant ICBMs, but its range would be limited and it would therefore be vulnerable to counterattack. The Airborne Laser would not be able to disable solid-propellant ICBMs at ranges useful for defending the United States.

    Few of the components exist for deploying an effective boost-phase defense against liquid-propellant ICBMs and some essential components would take at least 10 years to develop, said Study Group co-chair Daniel Kleppner. According to U.S. intelligence estimates, North Korea and Iran could develop or acquire solid-propellant ICBMs within the next 10 to 15 years. Consequently, a boost-phase defense effective only against liquid-propellant ICBMs would risk being obsolete when deployed.

    You can also read the full report. I don't know how the relative states of the technologies stand today.

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    1. Re:APS Study Found These Systems Lacking by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      I remember that the American Physical Society (the professional organization of physicists) studied various boost-phase missile defense schemes years ago. They found that the various options, including air-borne lasers, weren't likely to be very useful in realistic scenarios (even under otherwise optimistic assumptions).

      The American Physical Society has been strongly opposed to missile defense going all the way to the SDI back in the 80's. Though they present themselves otherwise, they are not an unbiased source.

  13. Re:Republicans LOVE Wasteful Spending by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, let's just ignore the fact that there are 7 Democrats as well on the subcommittee that is pushing for this. I'm sure they had nothing to do with this.

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  14. Guess what? It worked. But too much $$$ by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Informative

    The United States is incredibly dependent on its space assets in support of national objectives. Directed energy weapons can not only provide offensive ASAT capabilities, but can serve as a significant defense against missile- or even space-based kinetic ASAT weapons. The advantage of a directed energy weapon is that it has the ability to travel at the speed of light and target missiles during their vulnerable boost phase within seconds. During the 1990s and 2000s, the United States pursued directed energy weapons based on megawatt-class chemical lasers. Two of systems, the Airborne Laser (ABL) and Space-Based Laser (SBL), were complementary, but never made it beyond the early testing phase.

    The concept of the Airborne Laser came to fruition on a modified Boeing 747 known as the YAL-1A Airborne Laser Testbed (ABLT). In early 2010, the Missile Defense Agency (MDA) announced that ABLT successfully destroyed two test missiles, saying at the time that "The revolutionary use of directed energy is very attractive for missile defense, with the potential to attack multiple targets at the speed of light, at a range of hundreds of kilometers, and at a low cost per intercept attempt compared to current technologies." Unfortunately, ABLT was $4 billion over budget and eight years behind schedule. Political and economic realities meant that the US could "no longer continue to do everything and explore every potential technology". On February 14, 2012, MDA announced that the ABLT program was terminated, transitioning into long-term storage at the 309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group at Davis Monthan AFB — "the Boneyard".

    The Space-Based Laser (SBL) concept is the notion of locating a high-powered laser in space, with a similar ability to target missiles in their boost phase. A constellation of 20 SBLs would be able to provide continuous global coverage, and target nearly any launch -- including ASAT weapons. A test firing of a Space-Based Laser Integrated Flight Experiment (SBL-IFX) was originally schedule for 2012 to demonstrate SBL's capabilities. This project became so complex and expensive that MDA suspended research and development in 2002 — another victim of economic priorities, and a desire to focus resources on existing, proven kinetic systems.

    If such systems are thought to have so much potential and capability, why are they no longer pursued? The answer is primarily one of cost. Further, if the US possessed such a comprehensive anti-missile and anti-ASAT capability, it is unlikely that an adversary would use a kinetic ASAT weapon. As adversaries such as China, Russia, and Iran turn to cyber, it becomes more likely that cyber, conventional jamming, and EW capabilities would be used to target US space systems. It is reasonable that the US response should be in kind. One example: China is currently fielding the DF-21D anti-ship ballistic missile (ASBM). Instead of using complicated missile defense systems or directed energy weapons to target it, and the current US strategy is indeed one of jam, spoof — and then shoot, if necessary, with the idea being to "break as many links as possible" in the chain, including via cyber and EW. Cyber can act as a significant force multiplier against even conventional weapons systems — which can work both for and against us. China has already demonstrated the potential effectiveness of cyber capabilities against US space systems. Resources devoted to enhancing our offensive and defensive cyber capabilities in the context of space systems and missile defense is money well spent.

  15. ob rg quote by TheSync · · Score: 2

    "Our studies indicate the weapon is totally useless in warfare."

    "It's not intended for use in your kind of warfare, Roy. It's the perfect peacetime weapon. That's why it's secret."

  16. Re:Republicans LOVE Wasteful Spending by gstrickler · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's easy to look these thing up on wikipedia. You should try it rather than making a terrible estimate. The military is actually slightly over 20% of the US government spending.

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  17. Fixed it for you by jd2112 · · Score: 2

    Congresscritters seek pork to defend against threats of being voted out of office.

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  18. Laser Jets? Pfffffft..! by vyruss000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hewlett-Packard has been building LaserJets since the 1980s...

  19. Re:A flawed concept from the beginning by couchslug · · Score: 2

    6). The 747 can't stay airborne 24/7 and must undergo repair, maintenance, periodic inspections, etc which can require considerable hangar time.

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  20. Re:Republicans LOVE Wasteful Spending by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have to agree this particular thing would be a waste. But there's wasting money and then there's wasting money. The military budget is about 5% of government spending. This pales in comparison to the debt that Obama has racked up in such a short time.

    You may want to look at this and this and this.

    Or you could just get all your "facts" from FOX.

    Republicans love to proclaim that they're deficit hawks, unlike the tax-and-spend Democrats. But if you look at what they *do* instead of what they say, it becomes obvious that they're tax-(less)-and-spend-(more) hawks.

    They only object to spending money when it won't help someone who doesn't need it.

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  21. Re:Republicans LOVE Wasteful Spending by artor3 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seven Democrats, and nine Republicans. Who do you think is in charge?

    Now, time for your civics lesson. Go to the department webpage, scroll down to the Strategic Forces subcommittee markup, watch the little five minute video, and read the attached file (search for the word "laser").

    What you'll find is that the truth is a lot more banal than what gets printed in the papers. They're requesting an extra $30 million to keep to project in stasis while they look into whether or not it should really be shut down. The whole thing is a couple paragraphs out of over 200 pages. The Democrats had some concerns with the proposal, but those don't get announced yet -- instead, they're submitted in writing sometime in the next week.

    This is small potatoes. Really small potatoes. If we reach the point where they're seriously considering funding this, then complain and point fingers. For now, its a handful of people asking a slightly larger group to ask an even larger group to spend 0.004% of the military's budget on looking into whether or not this project is worth preserving.

  22. Congress Wants To Resurrect Laser-Wielding 747 by detritus. · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...And Discovery wants to crash it!

  23. seriously, i sometimes suspect by nimbius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the only objective congress tacidly has is to invent enough semi-plausible legislative events and topics to maintain the appearance of work, so as to avoid having to engage in solving challenging problems like homelessness or the national deficit. lately though, with such laughable moments as the senate investigation into shariah law, the men-only panel on womens health, and confirming "in god we trust" on the american currency, its starting to seem like the creative juices just arent flowing.

    come on Boehner, we all know you guys are just dickin' around in business suits for slightly less than two-thirds of the year, pissing away my tax dollars on booze or insider trading. Sure, you're all-ears for the steak luncheons and lobster dinners but the minute you pour your fat arses back into those chamber seats its like nap time at shady pines. All im hearing is occasional get-off-my-lawn's crafted around the culture war while youre lining your pockets and planning your re-election.

    At least try feigning interest in things like perpetual war as a foreign policy, or a reasonable moderated approach to the environment or financial market. im not asking for alot, just a sign. maybe while you're shifting that mountain of cholesterol you call a posterior around in that plush leather chair to excuse another blast of post-caviar flatulence from the hemorrhoid donut you could give a little nod as you wince. at least americans might be able to confirm youre paying attention to some of the day, if not the particular legislature discussed.

    and please, we can as americans tolerate reruns. i mean, i sat through viet-raq part deux with king george and tried not to bitch too much. Just please, pick something that wasnt an abject failure with more than a decade of scientific research to attest its futility.

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  24. Re:Works as intended! by mug+funky · · Score: 2

    what makes you think pakistan or iran give a flying fuck about NK?

  25. Airborne laser range by Firethorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Boeing YAL-1:the ABL achieves its design goals, it could destroy liquid-fueled ICBMs up to 600 km away. Tougher solid-fueled ICBM destruction range would likely be limited to 300 km, too short to be useful in many scenarios, according to a 2003 report by the American Physical Society on National Missile Defense.

    Looking at a couple maps of North Korea, there are no regions 300 km away from water or foreign territory. 600 km would allow intercept for most of the country from South Korea. Looking at the launch site northwest of Pyongyang, it looks to be about 300km from Seoul.

    Plus, any launch vectors that would have a hope of hitting the USA(or other countries not within range of SRBM) will rapidly leave NK territory and be within range of an appropriately positioned plane.

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    1. Re:Airborne laser range by M1FCJ · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hah! I went and checked the Wikipedia source. You missed the start of the sentence, "If the ABL achieves its design goals"... If they achieve its design goals, ever. Highly unlikely. The whole thing is a massive pork-barrel exercise by the US Congress. I'm glad to be living in UK. At least we waste our money on aircraft carriers which will be built and immediately sold / mothballed. For the price of this plane, we should get a couple of carriers (I can't believe US spent $5b on this stupidity).

    2. Re:Airborne laser range by Guignol · · Score: 2

      Yes, this is crazy, with this kind of monney I bet we could almost put advanced defense systems on every people's roof
      maybe even SAMs :)

    3. Re:Airborne laser range by chrb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Looking at a couple maps of North Korea, there are no regions 300 km away from water or foreign territory.

      The North Korean SAM network includes S-200 which have an operational range of 300km. Plus, the U.S. Airforce can't fly over China, so that border is safe from this defense. Put the ICBM launch sites there, and to get within 300km you would have to fly a 747 less than 100km off the North Korean coast, where it would be extremely vulnerable. Also remember that the accuracy of the weapon decreases with distance: even if it can hit a target at 300km, the question is, what proportion of launches could it hit from a far distance in a real world war scenario? How are you going to launch them and get them in to position in time to hit a missile launch? Are you going to fly these 747s 24/7 around the North Korean coastline?

      600 km would allow intercept for most of the country from South Korea.

      The Wikipedia article says the 600km range is for liquid fueled missiles, the recent NK missiles appear to be solid fueled.

    4. Re:Airborne laser range by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > 600 km would allow intercept for most of the country from South Korea

      And South Korea is only 0 km from North Korean artillery, which they would use en-masse if this were to occur.

      > Plus, any launch vectors that would have a hope of hitting the USA

      Which are, specifically, none at all.

      A real threat to the US is Type II Diabetes. North Korean missile attacks are science fiction. So why are they spending money on the wrong one?

  26. Student loans are out of control by Firethorn · · Score: 2

    Hate to say this, but I'd probably be blocking certain 'reforms' of the college loan system right now. It's my belief that college tuition is currently in a bubble, much like the home market was(and it's still inflated in some areas!). Basically, dropping loan rates to 1% wouldn't help when a home that should be worth $50k is selling for $500k. Or $100k in loans for a job earning $40k. As such, I'd be pushing for legislation to pop that bubble. And one of the ways to do that is to tighten the credit market, dry up the market of people willing to get in over their heads with debt.

    Basically, I'm not going to try to keep the interest for student loans low(just let me know if you meant total amount, not just interest), in favor of trying to get college tuition rates under control.

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  27. Re:"cluser" means easy by M1FCJ · · Score: 2

    The cruise phase of a ICBM is in space and in space nuclear explosions are not that powerful (there isn't much of a shock wave), the main power tends to be radiative. The simplest fix, painting your missile and warhead white makes them significantly easier to protect. Also thanks to the power law, you need to explode it very close to the target, if you have hundreds of missiles (and thousands of warheads if we're talking about Russia, China or US but not Korea and other small countries which probably haven't mastered MIRV yet), you need to explode a lot of nukes in space hoping you've taken them all out.

    Therefore no, attacking them in the cruise phase with the nukes is not a very good option. That's why Reagan's Star Wars project spooked everyone. They were alleging that magical satellites could kill their targets at boost, cruise and terminal phases. No wonder everyone said it wouldn't work (this YAL is a good example, even though I love the SF-lasers, you can't easily get a powerful enough laser) but the Military-Industrial Complex kept on the PR and gobbled up all of the money. The YAL and the Congress's actions are exactly the same, keeping their cronies well-fed ($5b for a single plane! $90k/h flying costs!) while disregarding the reality.

  28. You missed us by Gonoff · · Score: 2

    The map does not include the UK. The US funded the IRA for a long time and only claims to have stopped once they found that other terrorists were not too fond of them. How many civilians did the IRA kill before they were persuaded to give up because the policy had changed?

    That wasn't the CIA or even US government policy you say? Sure...

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  29. Re:"cluser" means easy by f3rret · · Score: 3, Interesting

    (and thousands of warheads if we're talking about Russia, China or US but not Korea and other small countries which probably haven't mastered MIRV yet).

    At least according the Wikipedia China is estimated to have between 180 and 240 nuclear warheads.
    China don't do the MAD thing, their doctrine is set up to work by the Minimal Deterrence thing.

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