RunCore Introduces Self-Destructable SSD
jones_supa writes "RunCore announces the global launch of its InVincible solid state drive, designed for mission-critical fields such as aerospace or military. The device improves upon a normal SSD by having two strategies for the drive to quickly render itself blank. First method goes through the disk, overwriting all data with garbage. Second one is less discreet and lets the smoke out of the circuitry by driving overcurrent to the NAND chips. Both ways can be ignited with a single push of a button, allowing James Bond -style rapid response to the situation on the field."
Western Digital has had self-destructing drives for years.
Quality Engineer: "Sir! This entire batch, tens of thousands of units! If we put them into normal conditions they'll blow with overcurrent!"
Senior VP: "Oh hell, what are we going to do? The board'll have our asses!"
Marketing: "I have an idea! We'll market these as self-destructable chips!"
Senior VP: "BRILLIANT!"
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Perfect for Children's Toys
Make sure you connect the second "let the magic smoke out" method to a big red button with label that say, "DO NOT PUSH!"
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
After all, they are excellent tools for padeophiles and terrorists. Amirite?
I'd like a remotely deletable version of this for when I leave important government secrets on the train.
Considering the (mostly) invincible state of good encryption, this seems unnecessary. Sure, it is a fun idea, but not a practical one.
I'm sure the TSA will be perfectly reasonable about people carrying those onto planes....
So it installs Windows ME on itself? Chilling.
There's a spot in User Info for World of Warcraft account names? Really?
Sounds like their marketing team has been taking naming cues from supervillains lately.
"Sure, it's InVincible... as long as you don't push this shiny red self-destruct button."
More like years rather than months unless you're pumping through terabytes of data a day. The point is moot, however: SSDs do not store data continuously like HDDs do: your data can be spread across blocks, across chips, compressed AND encrypted all at the same time. Take out the allocation table, and all that data is now randomly arranged bits. And because erased data on NAND is truly erased*, you just need to wipe that little bit of memory to effectively securely erase the whole SSD. If you wanted to be hilariously over-cautious, keep your allocation table on fast volatile memory.
* This is also true for any HDD in the last decade or two if you run ATA SECURE ERA SE command. All those fancy multi-pass erasers and mechanical destroyers are essentially pointless.
Dr. Doofenschmirtz is head of their R&D Department. Marketing wouldn't let him call it the "Driveinator"