Zuckerberg Updates Relationship Status To "Married"

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Zuckerberg Updates Relationship Status To "Married"

Posted by timothy on Sunday May 20, 2012 @12:27AM from the don't-call-her-his-plus-one dept.

theodp writes "A day after taking Facebook public, CEO Mark Zuckerberg changed his Facebook status to 'married' after wedding longtime girlfriend and recent med school grad Priscilla Chan on Saturday. No word if Zuckerberg heeded Donald Trump's prenup advice."

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Re:If you're subscribed to him.. by jellomizer · 2012-05-20 00:37 · Score: 4, Funny

I agree Facebook is too mainstream to be news for nerds. If he married a Robot or an executive from Google. That may be a little different.

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Re:Hahahahaha by jellomizer · 2012-05-20 00:40 · Score: 5, Funny

As you sit alone. Lonely and Miserable.

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Re:Is this "stuff that matters?" by Anonymous Coward · 2012-05-20 00:46 · Score: 5, Funny

"Nerd gets married", how is this not news? There is hope for us all!
Re:If you're subscribed to him.. by Intrepid+imaginaut · 2012-05-20 00:51 · Score: 5, Funny

Well this news should satisfy both those that wish him well, and those that wish him pain and suffering.
Re:longtime girlfriend? by Nidi62 · 2012-05-20 01:29 · Score: 5, Funny

isn't that marriage?
No. When you have a girlfriend you're still having sex.

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Re:Is this "stuff that matters?" by BasilBrush · 2012-05-20 02:35 · Score: 4, Funny

It is a relief he got married. A nerd with a girlfriend was an unsettling phenomenon.
Re:Marrying Ages of Tech's Rich and Famous by Nemyst · 2012-05-20 02:59 · Score: 4, Funny

All this shows is that Ellison is an ass even in his personal life.
Re:Hahahahaha by Loosifur · 2012-05-20 03:08 · Score: 5, Funny

40 pounds? It might seem strange to you, given your...perspective...but heterosexual men aren't really attracted to anorexic models. Yes, they're easy to drape clothes on, which I'm sure comes in handy in your profession, but they don't really look, well, feminine. Again, not something you're concerned about, but the rest of us kinda dig chicks, see?

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Re:longtime girlfriend? by Zero__Kelvin · 2012-05-20 04:50 · Score: 5, Funny

"The studies have shown that married people have more sex than the unmarried"
Yes, but not necessarily with each other.

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Re:If you're subscribed to him.. by Zero__Kelvin · 2012-05-20 04:52 · Score: 3, Funny

"Mark already could have had any woman he wanted, "
I'm sure Angelina Jolie is home crying right now because she missed out on such a great catch.

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Re:Hahahahaha by Anonymous Coward · 2012-05-20 16:45 · Score: 1, Funny

Nah. Even my hand is more attractive than that chinkoid pan-face and I don't have to worry about kicking that fatass out of my bed when I'm finished using her as a cum dumpster.