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Zuckerberg Updates Relationship Status To "Married"
theodp writes "A day after taking Facebook public, CEO Mark Zuckerberg changed his Facebook status to 'married' after wedding longtime girlfriend and recent med school grad Priscilla Chan on Saturday. No word if Zuckerberg heeded Donald Trump's prenup advice."
As you sit alone. Lonely and Miserable.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
"Nerd gets married", how is this not news? There is hope for us all!
Well this news should satisfy both those that wish him well, and those that wish him pain and suffering.
isn't that marriage?
No. When you have a girlfriend you're still having sex.
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
40 pounds? It might seem strange to you, given your...perspective...but heterosexual men aren't really attracted to anorexic models. Yes, they're easy to drape clothes on, which I'm sure comes in handy in your profession, but they don't really look, well, feminine. Again, not something you're concerned about, but the rest of us kinda dig chicks, see?
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Yes, but not necessarily with each other.
Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun