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Ten Cops Can't Recover Police Chief's Son's iPhone

Hugh Pickens writes "The Oakland Tribune reports that when Berkeley police Chief Michael Meehan's son's cell phone was stolen from a school locker in January, ten police officers were sent to track down the stolen iPhone, with some working overtime at taxpayer expense. 'If your cell phone was stolen or my cell phone was stolen, I don't think any officer would be investigating it,' says Michael Sherman, vice chairman of the Berkeley Police Review Commission, a city watchdog group. 'They have more important things to do. We have crime in the streets.' But the kicker is that even with all those cops swarming around, looking for an iPhone equipped with the Find My iPhone tracking software, police were not able to locate the phone. 'If 10 cops who know a neighborhood can't find an iPhone that's broadcasting its location, that shouldn't give you a lot of confidence in your own vigilante recovery of a stolen iProduct,' writes Alexis Madrigal. 'Just saying. Consider this a PSA: just buy a new phone.'"

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  1. I would be more worried... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would be more worried if they found the phone quickly.

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  2. Why all the cops? by Virtucon · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's because the kid had photo's of his dad that he used to blackmail him into getting the iPhone in the first place.

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  3. The cops got a zero IQ by crazyjj · · Score: 4, Funny

    But when you multiply that times 10, that's pretty smart.

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    1. Re:The cops got a zero IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No need to be so divisive.

    2. Re:The cops got a zero IQ by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Funny

      It really subtracts from the power of the humour value.

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    3. Re:The cops got a zero IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      While hyperbole allows the universal set of people to derive some functional curvature out of the equation, this tangent, while normal to the surface of the argument, really ignores the root of the problem and sets people off angle chasing.

    4. Re:The cops got a zero IQ by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...I think you may have killed it.

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  4. MPAA RIAA by Dj+Stingray · · Score: 5, Funny

    If that iPhone was downloading illegal music/movies I bet they would find it in no time.

  5. Wrong Division by MikeMacK · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, it was a mistake to use the Keystone division...

  6. Re:That's the police for you by RoccamOccam · · Score: 4, Funny

    The truth is, there's a lot of crime and not a lot of money for cops. And for most individuals who are burglarized, there's rarely enough evidence to even begin an investigation.

    That's why I'm part of our Neighborhood Watch. If I see a stranger in our neighborhood acting odd or dressed like a thug, then I'll confront them. That approach has worked pretty well for me, until recently.