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NASA To Future Lunar Explorers: Don't Mess With Our Moon Stuff

coondoggie writes "NASA today gently reminded any future Moon explorers that any relics of its Apollo missions or other U.S. lunar artifacts should be off limits and are considered historic sites. NASA issued the reminder in conjunction with the X Prize Foundation and its Google Lunar X Prize competition which will use NASA's Moon sites guidelines as it sifts through the 26 teams currently developing systems and spacecraft to land on the Moon."

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  1. Or what? by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Funny

    You gonna come up here and get us, NASA?

    Yeah, I didn't THINK so.

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    1. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      If I'm on the moon and see a rover, it's getting solar panels installed.

    2. Re:Or what? by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To be fair, they're the only ones who've ever done it...

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    3. Re:Or what? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      We shall send you a very sternly worded letter, sir.

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    4. Re:Or what? by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

      OR ELSE!

    5. Re:Or what? by SerpentMage · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I completely agree. When people settled North America, Africa, or South America did they say, "oh you know what those are scared lands we will not disturb them." I say tough titty! If you want them, go get them yourselves, otherwise its fair game!

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    6. Re:Or what? by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 2

      Of course not. You'll be fine! For as a long as you stay on the Moon...

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    7. Re:Or what? by Technician · · Score: 1

      I was more thinking on the lines of the conspiracy theriosts that would say this was to prevent proving the landing was a hoax.

      A nearby landing and photos of the site should be OK though. Walking through existing rover tracks and footprints should remain undisturbed but photographed from a safe distance.

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    8. Re:Or what? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I suspect that NASA isn't too worried about anybody staying on the moon long enough to evade them...

    9. Re:Or what? by tlhIngan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You gonna come up here and get us, NASA?

      Yeah, I didn't THINK so.

      NASA: No, we'll just wait for you back down here.

      Short of establishing a self-sufficient moon base, that's all they'd have to do. Mess with NASA and become a spacer for life. And yes, self-sufficiency is a requirement since you don't know if NASA might infiltrate your Earth bases (you know, for hostages or to ship up compromised supplies...).

    10. Re:Or what? by sohmc · · Score: 1

      I imagine that Congress would need to write a law similar to the one for a US Citizen traveling overseas for the purpose of engaging in sexual activity with a minor (Title 18, Chapter 117, Section 2423, Subsection b).

      So yeah, you can mess up the stuff on the moon, but government will find a way to nail you

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    11. Re:Or what? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Delivered by the US Postal Service, no less.

      (If it is still in existence).

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    12. Re:Or what? by Bigby · · Score: 1

      I would think even the most evil a people would leave the first footprint untouched. As well as the flag. But anything else? Who cares. Maybe leave the golf ball in orbit (if it still is).

    13. Re:Or what? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      This just in: The DoD has announced that it is reinstating Project A119, to 'test' the effects of detonating a nuclear weapon on the surface of the moon.

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    14. Re:Or what? by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Interesting

      By a ROCKET! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_mail#United_States_Postal_Service Oh, and fully armed nuclear warheads would of course be merely a courtesy detail.

    15. Re:Or what? by Squidlips · · Score: 1

      Alan Sheppard's golf ball never made it into orbit...now THAT would be a hard artifact to find. Worse than Gus Grisom's door...

    16. Re:Or what? by mk1004 · · Score: 1

      Suppose someone wants to put the flag back up after it fell down?

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    17. Re:Or what? by berashith · · Score: 1

      not exactly, but those who went did tend to declare the spaces that they landed at as their own, to the point of going to war with anyone who disagreed. Private corporation moon war is gonna make for some kick-ass TV.

    18. Re:Or what? by Amouth · · Score: 3, Informative

      not true, Russia put stuff up there.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna_2

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    19. Re:Or what? by Applekid · · Score: 1

      I was more thinking on the lines of the conspiracy theriosts that would say this was to prevent proving the landing was a hoax.

      Or plausible deniability when investigators don't actually find anything.*
      "Well, sure, you didn't find anything because YOU stole it and wiped out the footprints."

      * full disclosure: I'm quite sure we actually went to the moon.

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    20. Re:Or what? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think the sites should remain undisturbed; not only do they have the first footprint, but also the remnants of the landers, the flags, and some rovers plus some experimental equipment. It's not like they take up a huge amount of space, they're really quite small.

      However, if the rover tracks which span a few miles get disturbed, I'm not too worried about that. Those extend far from the landing sites.

    21. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, only so far a bureaucratic white-elephant organization can go, and it relies heavily on politically gained resources (theft/taxes). If I could afford it, I'd keep an Apollo landing site intact and undisturbed, and build a freaking resort hotel around it. That'd do far more for the historical value of the place than some UN scheme to keep everyone chained to the planet, where they can be properly controlled.

    22. Re:Or what? by rthille · · Score: 1

      If they can stay up there indefinitely, we're in big trouble: #moonisaharshmistress

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    23. Re:Or what? by cpu6502 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually the early colonists signed treaties with the Indians, granting them some land for settling. They didn't just take it. The wars broke-out much later (mid-1700s) when the Indians allied with the French & started fighting back against the British colonists.

      And it wasn't until the 1800s that presidents started ignoring the Supreme Court's determination that Indians had a right to stay settled, per the aforementioned treaties, and started forced migrations of them to the west.

      And final thought: The number one killer of Indians in both continents was not the white man. It was a little tiny germ called smallpox. The Europeans developed a natural immunity after the Black Plague..... the isolated American Indians never did.

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    24. Re:Or what? by dougmc · · Score: 5, Informative

      not true, Russia put stuff up there.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna_2

      Looks like it's not just the USSR and the USA either --

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_artificial_objects_on_the_Moon

      Looks like there's stuff up there from the USSR, USA, Japan, China, India and the European Space Agency (18 nations combined.)

    25. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the first footprint still there? Popular couture says yes because the moon has no atmosphere to cause erosion, but we have to remember that fairly powerful rocket thrusters where fired just a few centimetres from the footprint when their capsule took off to moon orbit.

    26. Re:Or what? by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      Well, they could just leave it there or for a mere 10,000,000 dollars they could carve a nike logo on the foot print.

    27. Re:Or what? by Stargoat · · Score: 0

      Else we're gonna be really really mad, screw up our faces and cry. Then you'll be sorry.

      Also, we'll send you to Gitmo.

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    28. Re:Or what? by durrr · · Score: 1

      I'm going to revise some history.

      I've already got the authentic t-rex bones and rubber feet. SpaceX haven't answered my mails yet but I'm sure they'll donate a rocket or two for such a noble purpose.

    29. Re:Or what? by stoofa · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. When people settled North America, Africa, or South America did they say, "oh you know what those are scared lands we will not disturb them." I say tough titty! If you want them, go get them yourselves, otherwise its fair game!

      Never has a typo been so insightful.

    30. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, we are going to send the X-37 Space Twinkie after you and burn you with our free electron laser.

    31. Re:Or what? by heypete · · Score: 4, Funny

      What, like "US Citizen traveling overseas for the purpose of engaging in sexual activity with a spacecraft"?

      That's one hell of a kink...

    32. Re:Or what? by berashith · · Score: 1

      all true. I meant to focus on those doing the traveling. The few countries capable of making the trip had to stay well clear of each others's stuff and places. I dont think there were many times that the French told the Spaniards "you can keep florida, Quebec effin rocks" . The use of Indians in the wars was convenient proxy.

    33. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Honest Yuri's Used Space Vehicle Emporium! Have I got a deal for YOU! Like this vintage low mileage lunar lander! Less than 500,000 kilometers on it, just ONE landing! Owned by little old lady in Kaliningrad who flew it once to vote in glorious elections! She loved democracy so much, she painted American flag on side of lander! A real steal!

    34. Re:Or what? by Amouth · · Score: 4, Informative

      For historic value the USSR's stuff was there first.

      That is a neat little list, i love the number of missions that where intentional crashes.

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    35. Re:Or what? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      NASA: "That belongs to us!"

      Ok, Queen Isabella of Spain.

      Enjoy lording over your New Old World citizenry in 200 years.

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    36. Re:Or what? by rubycodez · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "the Indians"? do you have any idea how many nations and tribes of "Indians" there were? the early colonists certainly did NOT make an agreement with all "Indians". Your viewpoint is imperialist bullshit.

    37. Re:Or what? by SolitaryMan · · Score: 2

      Wow, there was some hardcore war for the moon in sixties. I didn't know it was so intense.

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    38. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, there were hundreds of treaties, which did cover a vast majority of the native peoples living in the U.S.
      Many of these treaties are still in force.
      Despite the duplicity of Congress, the Supreme Court, and state governments, these treaties are out there.

      Want to read some of them? Hope your schedule is free this evening:
      http://digital.library.okstate.edu/Kappler/

    39. Re:Or what? by PixelPusher1532 · · Score: 1

      I would think the first footprint would have been covered up within the first hour that it was there. It would be at the bottom of the ladder and the only way in or out of the capsule. Wouldn't the astronauts have been stepping right on top of it many times?

    40. Re:Or what? by crazyjj · · Score: 1

      If I could afford it, I'd keep an Apollo landing site intact and undisturbed, and build a freaking resort hotel around it.

      With blackjack and hookers?

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    41. Re:Or what? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also, don't forget the bodies of the two astronauts killed by those escaped Kryptonian criminals.

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    42. Re:Or what? by timeOday · · Score: 2

      I think your point is moot in the overall plotline, which is this: Europoeans didn't come in and take all the land. Instead, they took it over incrementally (a couple hundred years), taking away land as they grew ready to exploit it. The "legalities" meant little or nothing over the long term. Whether the Europeans negotiated favorable terms and later reneged, or "negotiated" unfavorable terms after conflict, or simply took what they wanted without negotiations, it was all more or less the same in the end.

    43. Re:Or what? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      In a spacecraft?

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    44. Re:Or what? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So they should have made an agreement with all the nations when they were trading for land owned by one nation?

      Indians certainly had the concept of tribal land ownership. They fought for land, slaves and resources just as regularly as other stone age societys.

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    45. Re:Or what? by mykos · · Score: 1

      Landing stuff takes so much more effort! Gravity is a bitch.

    46. Re:Or what? by es330td · · Score: 1

      Do you know everything NASA has taken up into orbit? The means to get somebody may already be there. If you mess with something on the moon, you still have to get back to Earth. At some point you will be in a place that you can be gotten to, and collecting evidence that a spaceship's destruction wasn't an accident is going to be mighty difficult.

    47. Re:Or what? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he meant "ever done it", like had boots on the ground. It's a lot easier to figure out how to wire solar panels to a rover, if you're there with a screwdriver and diagonal cutters. :)

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    48. Re:Or what? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      uh huh, we have over 500 federally recognized tribes NOW, many more that are recognized by their states only NOW. . . . how many tribes do you think there were THEN?

    49. Re:Or what? by Chakra5 · · Score: 1

      stuff ain't people

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    50. Re:Or what? by crazyjj · · Score: 0

      And that whale the Mexicans put up there--and the bodies of those unfortunate whalers that followed.

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    51. Re:Or what? by Ironchew · · Score: 1

      The "legalities" meant little or nothing over the long term.

      So true. I never fully understood the vitriol aimed at illegal immigrants for precisely this reason. Europeans illegally emigrated to the Americas. legality =/= morality
      Yes, European colonists treat the Americas like shit, but that should be debated within its own moral framework.

    52. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You gonna come up here and get us, NASA?

      Yeah, I didn't THINK so.

      The ultimate Steal the flag game...

    53. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gives a shit?

    54. Re:Or what? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Also, don't forget the bodies of the two astronauts killed by those escaped Kryptonian criminals.

      Speaking of "don't mess with our stuff", was it Superman II (Zod and friends) or Superman IV (Nuclear Man) where he had a fight with the baddies and the American flag got knocked over, then (spoiler follows *cough*) when he inevitably won, he put the flag back up?

      Of course, let's not also forget the World War II bomber they found up there.

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    55. Re:Or what? by Tanktalus · · Score: 2

      So true. I never fully understood the vitriol aimed at illegal immigrants for precisely this reason. Europeans illegally emigrated to the Americas. legality =/= morality Yes, European colonists treat the Americas like shit, but that should be debated within its own moral framework.

      Legality, like history, is defined by the victor.

    56. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I REALLY hope we don't use the colonization of North America as the template for all future colonization.

    57. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -patting hands on head-
      You mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries. Now, go away before I taunt you a second time!

    58. Re:Or what? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to claim that the colonists who settled in what is now Massachusetts should have made a treaty with Native Americans living in what is now Ohio before they started thinking that the land they had a valid agreement to settle on the land in what is now Massachusetts? Because that is what your post reads like.

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    59. Re:Or what? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      Europeans illegally emigrated to the Americas.

      I am assuming you are referring to early colonial times. However, if that is the case, what law, of what nation were they violating? I have often heard the claim made that the early European settlers were illegal immigrants, yet I have never heard anybody cite the law that they were supposedly violating.

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    60. Re:Or what? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Not necessary, there is already an international treaty which requires non-government entities to have authorization from one of the signatory governments for any activity in space. NASA has just informed all such entities that they do not have authorization to mess with the stuff left on the Moon by the various governmental space agencies. Unless one of the other signatories will expressly give them permission, they are forbidden by international law to do so. The same treaty says that the signatory countries will be responsible for actions performed by non-governmental entities based in their borders (actually, the way it is worded, that responsibility--and authority over--is not necessarily limited to non-governmental entities based within the borders of the country).

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    61. Re:Or what? by kenj0418 · · Score: 1

      sexual activity with a spacecraft

      I'm sure Rule 34 applies here, but I'm afraid to Google it find out. I'd like to keep my childhood memories of Interplanetary Janet untainted.

    62. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      What, you're not gonna add big exhaust pipes and maybe rice it out a little?

      Pussy.

    63. Re:Or what? by cffrost · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_artificial_objects_on_the_Moon

      Looks like there's stuff up there from the USSR, USA, Japan, China, India and the European Space Agency (18 nations combined.)

      My god, what a mess. Nearly 179 metric tonnes of garbage!

      Okay, next one up there should agree to fly up with a front-end loader and open the First International Lunar Landfill, and then bury all that junk. Plus, put up a sign: "NO LITTERING - Fine: 1 Million Space Bucks!"

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    64. Re:Or what? by mrbester · · Score: 1

      I remember when the story broke (in the Sunday Sport) that a London Routemaster bus had been discovered there. They had pictures as well.

      It was a much bigger story a few months later when they reported it had disappeared. They had pictures of where it had been to prove it

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    65. Re:Or what? by wiedzmin · · Score: 5, Funny

      To be fair, they're the only ones who've ever done it...

      Allegedly.

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    66. Re:Or what? by flyneye · · Score: 1

      My lunar makerbot just pwned your lunar rover into a moonicycle. Stick that up your NASA.

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    67. Re:Or what? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      those are scared lands

      What frightened them?

    68. Re:Or what? by tyrione · · Score: 1

      You gonna come up here and get us, NASA?

      Yeah, I didn't THINK so.

      It's real simple: You won't get authorization for launch in any air space and it's easy to get the Executive Branch and the Legislative Branch to shut it down.

    69. Re:Or what? by mrbester · · Score: 2

      The UK method is to put a low fence around it with a heritage noticeboard filled with uninteresting facts. Worked for Stonehenge.

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    70. Re:Or what? by Gingernads · · Score: 0

      Replying to undo incorrect mod. Sort out the hair trigger Slashdot.

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    71. Re:Or what? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Indians did not believe that they owned the land.
      We do.
      Of course you are right though. We should remove all borders from all countries and allow people to go where ever they want and all will be well.

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    72. Re:Or what? by Swampash · · Score: 0

      Armstrong and Aldrin's footprints should be left undisturbed until the end of fuckin time. Just sayin.

    73. Re:Or what? by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      No my viewpoint is not bullshit. If the land was held, for example, by the Susqeahnnock then the new colonists negotiated with thoe people and asked if they could have some land. And a treaty was signed.

      If the land was held by the Manhattan Indians, then they signed a treaty for that island. The europeans didn't just take the land, but actually respected the law during the 1500s and 1600s, mainly because the whites were outnumbered by the local resident Indians.

      It was LATER after the whites had outnumbered the indians (mid-1700 to 1800s) that they set aside the treaties and just stole the land. And don't call history "bullshit". Go read and learn.

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    74. Re:Or what? by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>I never fully understood the vitriol aimed at illegal immigrants for precisely this reason

      A desire not to repeat the same mistake as the Indians. Also a basic fundamental right that you can control who enters your home. If people want to ASK first, I'll let them stay in my home. It's when they bust down the door & setup shop in my living room (or country) and then demand free food/checks, that I get pissed.

      Perhaps if the Indians had done the same to the Europeans right from the beginning (instead of handing them land), they would still control America. Notice how the europeans had zero success taking-over China despite repeated attempts..... because the Chinese rejected the invaders.

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    75. Re:Or what? by VanessaE · · Score: 0

      A million!? That's unfair!

    76. Re:Or what? by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

      ... a London Routemaster bus had been discovered there.

      Anybody remember the story in one of the grocery store rags about a B-25 having been discovered on the moon?

      This was at least 15 years ago. Sure wish I'd bought that issue.

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    77. Re:Or what? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Scrap yard and recycling would be more profitable. "Oh sure, you might find a used lunar rover back on earth, but the shipping charges are astronomical! We can make you a sweet deal on this low mileage unit and there's no sales tax, registration fee, or insurance payment to worry about..."

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    78. Re:Or what? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Well in II the fight was in his Fortress of Solitude (I think - hey it's been a few decades) - so I'm guessing the flag scene was in IV.

      I think I'd remember something that cheesy; I never saw IV; and I don't remember the flag scene - ergo...

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    79. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd love to see the look on the sergeant's face when Spacey Guthrie is there sitting on the Group W bench, recounting the story of the 8x10 glossy holographs and Alice's Orbital Restaurant Massacre, in full orchestration and four part harmony.

    80. Re:Or what? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      WWII bomber? There's an entire NAZI base on the far side.

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    81. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which will simply be coded.
      AYBABTU

    82. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, your sig is retarded. Corporations can't execute you.

    83. Re:Or what? by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      WWII bomber? There's an entire NAZI base on the far side.

      And a metric ton of stuff from Cybertron.

    84. Re:Or what? by artor3 · · Score: 1

      How the hell is this insightful? We should destroy the historical remnants of one of humanity's greatest achievements, because that's what the tyrants of humanity's darkest era would have done?

      Please tell me this is some sort of joke that the mods are in on. No one could possibly be so stupid ...right?

    85. Re:Or what? by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if the Indians had done the same to the Europeans right from the beginning (instead of handing them land), they would still control America.

      The Natives did (here) (humorously here). As history has shown all this accomplished was delaying things. Also the Natives were in number compared to when the Europeans started colonizing the New World.

      Notice how the europeans had zero success taking-over China despite repeated attempts..... because the Chinese rejected the invaders.

      The greatest killer of all was disease, failure of their own immune systems. Disease wiped many of these people out, this is documented with Cortez, too. There is some evidence of the affect these epidemics had relating to the carbon dioxide levels around the time of Columbus' arrival.

      Also related, you may find Lies My Teach Told Me an interesting read.

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    86. Re:Or what? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. When people settled North America, Africa, or South America did they say, "oh you know what those are scared lands we will not disturb them." I say tough titty! If you want them, go get them yourselves, otherwise its fair game!

      Perhaps, but those people didn't then go and live unarmed among the people whose sacred lands they disturbed. Basically they operated under might makes right, which works in practice, but in the struggle between random rocketeer and the US Army you can figure out which side has the might.

    87. Re:Or what? by thunderclap · · Score: 0

      And apollo 18! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_18_(film)

    88. Re:Or what? by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      you mean like wall-e?

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    89. Re:Or what? by cffrost · · Score: 1

      you mean like wall-e?

      Hehe nice one. =)

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    90. Re:Or what? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      More like, the natives believed they belonged TO the land. Didn't stop them from fighting over prime hunting/gardening territories (in the East, that is) and grazing territories on the plains and water in the Southwest...

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    91. Re:Or what? by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      That was IV, where he and nuke had the big battle on the moon. TFA does bring up an interesting question though, who has jurisdiction to what if there even is any jurisdiction to and when is it space junk and when is it some 'priceless historical monument'. Because if in the future countries like China and Russia build bases on the moon eventually this is gonna come up. What if the rovers were left on a site with plenty of H3 which future groups wish to mine? While this isn't something we needed to have worked out at the time as more and more stuff gets put up there there really needs to be some ground rules laid out, at least before the first base begins building.

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    92. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the amusement park and the moon farmer and the Crushinator and Bender's baby.

    93. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Amerindians told the US government the same thing, look how that went.

    94. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What frightened them?

      Guns, Germs, and Steel presumably.

    95. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the tape recorder of John Critchon's adventures on the far side of the galaxy.

    96. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but there must be a website dedicated to that somewhere.

    97. Re:Or what? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Eh, for manned landing missions, I'd rather that the historical preservation zone extend to the horizon (inclusive of the skyline). The desolation they encountered is important, IMO. Otherwise you'd have something like the Eagle descent stage surrounded by the Tranquility Mall food court someday. The moon is big, and they never went very far, so this isn't a big deal.

      Let the rule apply to anyone's first manned landing site (unless they waive it), and all manned landings prior to the beginning of real industrial development. Unmanned probes need only a small area around them, though, I think.

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    98. Re:Or what? by hey! · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. When people settled North America, Africa, or South America did they say, "oh you know what those are scared lands we will not disturb them."

      They didn't have the notion of national sovereignty, and probably not even land-property, so I guess they probably said something like, "Hey, there goes a bunch of mastodon! Let's go catch some!"

      Then later the Europeans arrived. They *did* have concepts of land-property and national sovereignty, and we *know* what they said: "All these uninhabited lands belong to us! Now let's go catch some slaves."

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    99. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USSR also landed the first probe on the moon :) In fact, it was the first human-mode object to land on any planetary body that wasn't earth.

    100. Re:Or what? by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Tom Cruise! He's next to the whale.

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    101. Re:Or what? by crazyjj · · Score: 1

      Corporations can't execute you.

      Yet.

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    102. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who has jurisdiction to what

      If you're standing on the moon, the US has no jurisdiction. If you're standing in the US, you'd better do what they say.

    103. Re:Or what? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Why? It's how colonization of the entire planet by Europeans occurred. Do you think that it'll be different just because it's on another orbital body?

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    104. Re:Or what? by tokul · · Score: 1

      We shall send you a very sternly worded letter, sir.

      Newly established Moonland country will send you bill for littering.

    105. Re:Or what? by Politburo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Was done 35 years ago.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Space_Treaty

      "the State that launches a space object retains jurisdiction and control over that object."

    106. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, "List of artificial objects on the moon"... If that's not calling for an XKCD-inspired defacement, I don't know what is...

      To get the ball rolling:
      - A Black, Rectangular Monolith
      - Alice Kramden
      - your Mom

    107. Re:Or what? by wallsg · · Score: 1

      And we all owe Tommy Lee Jones for riding that Russian communications satellite to the moon.

      That was an inspired ending for that movie.

    108. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NASA: You do have to come down, you know.

    109. Re:Or what? by dougmc · · Score: 1

      My god, what a mess. Nearly 179 metric tonnes of garbage!

      Garbage that would be worth probably *billions* of dollars if we could somehow recover it and bring it back here.

      I wouldn't call it garbage. Materials that were not cost effective to recover (yet), yes, but not garbage.

    110. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget the blackjack

    111. Re:Or what? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The Indians were aborigines, without firearms or horses until the Europeans came. The Chinese had a developed nation for thousands of years; they were the ones who invented gunpowder. The Indians didn't stand a chance against the Europeans, the Europeans didn't stand a chance against the Chinese.

    112. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They may not come us to get us.

      But I'm sure they'll figure a way for us to never get back.

    113. Re:Or what? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Of course, let's not also forget the World War II bomber [the Sunday Sport reported they had] found up there.

      I remember when the story broke (in the Sunday Sport) that a London Routemaster bus had been discovered there. They had pictures as well.

      They reported that a bus had been found at the South Pole, but I couldn't find one about a bus on the moon. Perhaps you're confusing the two somewhat similar stories, or maybe they did another?

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    114. Re:Or what? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      But that covers the OBJECT but not the land the object is sitting on. like i said what if where the Apollo 11 landed turns out to be a major source of H3 which can be VERY useful for fusion and somebody wants to mine it? it is not like it would be very feasible to tunnel UNDER the site just to keep from disturbing what to any non American would probably be space junk, just as i'm sure the Russians would have a fit if we moved the Luna probes to mine where they are sitting.

      In the end who owns what and where is something we are just gonna have to sit down and work out, hell we are already seeing problems in LEO as countries like China think blowing shit up in space is cool but all that space crap takes decades to come down. So we really do need to write up a list of not only who owns what but what responsibilities comes with that access, because we only have one blue marble, one moon, and even in space shit can get crowded if we aren't careful.

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    115. Re:Or what? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I didn't know it was so intense

      For someon who is visiting a website that advertises itself as "News for Nerds", how on Earth (or "How within the space region gravitationally dominated by Earth") can you not know that? It's only arguably the most important science and technology series of events of the last 3/4 century. And you don't know about it.

      Geek card, at the door. Now.

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    116. Re:Or what? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Hawk and the crashed Ikon as well. And the large CHA carved into the moon.

    117. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a TRUE WHITE MAN!
      Attitudes like this is why the world is so fucked up.

    118. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lying white asshole covering up for your own race when you keep making the same mistakes and keep screwing up the world.

      Actually the early colonists signed treaties with the Indians, granting them some land for settling. They didn't just take it. The wars broke-out much later (mid-1700s) when the Indians allied with the French & started fighting back against the British colonists.

      BULL SHIT! Sure you signed treaties and then BROKE those treaties and took land that was not under treaty. You did JUST TAKE IT! Over 6000 treaties have been signed with the various tribes and NOT ONE! has been fully upheld. Fighting came when De Soto came here in the 1600's Ask any Cherokee or Creek. Columbus killed off a lot of Native people on his second trip here because we would not submit to slavery. Hell the FBI was still killing Indians in the 1970's

      And it wasn't until the 1800s that presidents started ignoring the Supreme Court's determination that Indians had a right to stay settled, per the aforementioned treaties, and started forced migrations of them to the west.

      BULL SHIT! Jackson wasn't the first. This shit was going on BEFORE when the US was still a colony. Sign a treaty break it and then raid the village down the road. Hell the Dutch will give you $10.00 for every "Red Skin" you bring in from a dead Native man and $5.00 for ever "Red Skin" you bring in from a dead Native woman or child. (ever wonder where the term "Red Skin" came from?) You are right in the fact that in the 1800s that president Jackson started ignoring the Supreme Court's determination that Indians had a right to stay. Most of the South is STOLEN LAND.
      BTW Whos the savage here?

      And final thought: The number one killer of Indians in both continents was not the white man. It was a little tiny germ called smallpox. The Europeans developed a natural immunity after the Black Plague..... the isolated American Indians never did.

      It is true that disease was the biggest killer of Indian people but you left out the fact that a lot of infections were intentional and done my the US Government. On several occasions the US gave small pox infected blankets to tribes in treaty deals. Sign a treaty give them infected blankets come back later and take the land and never fire a shot.

      Now today we all sit here boiling like frogs due to your arrogant holier than tho attitude that the world was put here just for you white folks and you own the mother fucker and all that is on it. Let me give you a little advice. One day you will die and this world will keep spinning without you. You ain't that holy and you really don't own shit. The Earth owns you asshole.

      The sad truth is you white folks have never learned anything and still continue to invade other nations and take what is not yours to take. You still contiune with you idea of "Manifest Destiny" that God put this world here for you to fuck up.

      Like an Old Chief once said.
      You will lie in you on shit until one day Mother Earth will rise up and shake man off of it like a dog shaking off fleas.

      You may think your the Superior Fucking Race but you really the dumbest living thing on the planet. Hell a dog has a better grasp on how this all works than you do.

      Superior Fucking Race shitting in its own bed.

    119. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there were hundreds of treaties, which did cover a vast majority of the native peoples living in the U.S.
      Many of these treaties are still in force.

      Yea over 6000 and you have broken everyone of them

      You have to face the facts as a race of people you just a bunch of lying assholes.

      Did you know in a lot of Native languages still today the phrase that is used for "English" translates out to say "Liars Tongue".

    120. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am assuming you are referring to early colonial times. However, if that is the case, what law, of what nation were they violating? I have often heard the claim made that the early European settlers were illegal immigrants, yet I have never heard anybody cite the law that they were supposedly violating.

      Do you think that the Tribes that lived here didn't have any laws? You badly mistaken. A treaty is a law between Nations. Tribes ARE Nations. I am a member of the Cherokee NATION. A Nation still held under siege. You have violated every one of them.

      And today you sill continue to lie deceive and take what you want.

    121. Re:Or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuke NASA's shit from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

    122. Re:Or what? by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Well, I was born and raised in Soviet Union, so, on the other side of the barricades. As you may guess, this sequence of events was taught a little bit differently there.

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    123. Re:Or what? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Well, I was born and raised in Soviet Union, so, on the other side of the barricades.

      Same as my wife.

      As you may guess, this sequence of events was taught a little bit differently there.

      I can't say that I'd noticed any particular lack of knowledge in that area on her behalf, though I won't claim that it's an endless topic of conversation.

      Well, now you know ; it was certainly perceived on this side of the curtain as a flat-out race.

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  2. Let the fun and games begin by ribuck · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heh, it would be quite a coup for a less-than-friendly space-faring nation to bring back to earth the Apollo 11 lunar lander (descent stage) as a "trophy"!

    1. Re:Let the fun and games begin by 0123456 · · Score: 2

      I suspect the eventual fate will be more like the Judge Dredd story I remember reading as a kid, where he's driving around a city on the Moon and passes the Apollo 11 lander covered in graffiti at the side of the road. Today's historic monument is tomorrow's 'what the heck is that heap of junk?'

    2. Re:Let the fun and games begin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck getting an extra 22,000 lbs of metal off the moon and back to earth in one piece. I think the shuttle could have brought it down from leo, but thats gone now. Building a new IIS is probably on part with bringing back the apollo 11 descent stage.

    3. Re:Let the fun and games begin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, it would be quite a coup for a less-than-friendly space-faring nation to bring back to earth the Apollo 11 lunar lander (descent stage) as a "trophy"!

      Actually, I was expecting Andy Griffith to be the one bringing that one back.

    4. Re:Let the fun and games begin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have fun getting it though customs, oh and you'll have to wait outside in the vacuum while they inspect your craft before allowing you re-entry.

      Posting as AC since this is an extremely stupid post and I do not want it associated with my name.

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    5. Re:Let the fun and games begin by david.given · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good luck getting an extra 22,000 lbs of metal off the moon and back to earth in one piece.

      SpaceX will never develop the technology to do that.

      Their vehicles only lift kilograms.

    6. Re:Let the fun and games begin by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Good luck getting an extra 22,000 lbs of metal off the moon and back to earth in one piece.

      It's not that big. 22klb is loaded, not empty. The 18000 lb of fuel is long since gone.

      Dry, it's less than 4500 lb.

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    7. Re:Let the fun and games begin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But once you bring it back, it's then definitely within their power to take it off you. That's the kicker - while you're up there, there's not much they can do about it, but as soon as you bring it back to Earth, you've stolen US government property.

    8. Re:Let the fun and games begin by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 0

      22000 pounds is 10000 kilograms.

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    9. Re:Let the fun and games begin by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      whooosh

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    10. Re:Let the fun and games begin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pretty sure they can lift pounds as well. :)
      Since the moon's gravity is 8x less than earth's I think falcon 9 is pretty close.
      Now getting an entire Falcon 9 + launchpad to the moon, that would be a problem for anybody.

    11. Re:Let the fun and games begin by Megane · · Score: 1

      Here's an example of the kind of graffiti you could expect. (scroll down to pictures 4-6)

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    12. Re:Let the fun and games begin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck getting an extra 22,000 lbs of metal off the moon and back to earth in one piece.

      SpaceX will never develop the technology to do that.

      Their vehicles only lift kilograms.

      hahahahaha :D +1 internetz points!
      the weight would be significantly lower in the moon, down to 3652 lbs.... that would make one helluva war trophy... though getting it into the atmosphere without reducing it to cinders would be a real challange

  3. They just want to see if ... by acjacinto · · Score: 1

    the moon landing is fake or not

  4. Flag by Russ1642 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anybody up for an epic game of capture the flag?

    1. Re:Flag by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

      I'm going to get me a free Hasselblad and a rover to drive around in.

    2. Re:Flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, ok. As long as there aren't any snipers camping around the flag.

    3. Re:Flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh... Basically, go big, or go home.

  5. Just ONE word to nullify what they say by erroneus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    SALVAGE.

    They abandoned that stuff out there on a rock in space. They have no intention of doing anything further with it and have no authority over it. How is it not salvage to pick up some leftovers?

    1. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a fucking dick move.

    2. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They abandoned that stuff out there on a rock in space. They have no intention of doing anything further with it and have no authority over it. How is it not salvage to pick up some leftovers?

      Obviously there is little if anything they can do to prevent it. But the words "gently", "should be", "historic sites", and "guidelines - none of which are particularly enforceable" are there for a reason. As in "This is the first evidence on humans landing on another celestial body. Please don't fuck it up. If you do, A lot of the rest of humanity will think you are a dick."

    3. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though if you were to repurpose some of the stuff there in a last ditch effort to save some space kittens, I don't think anybody will mind.

    4. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of it isn't in use. But there are several instruments that are still being used.

    5. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      They have no intention of doing anything further with it and have no authority over it.

      Says who? Our plans for the lunar sites is to preserve them for history as national parks. You think you can go into the everglades and start logging because no one is doing anything with the trees? Who said we have no authority over it? It is our stuff. If you want to take you can try but we don't spend more money than you on military equipment because we are nice people.

    6. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it not salvage to pick up some leftovers?

      When the people who own those leftovers have friends with nukes.

    7. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      The rights of salvage on the fucking moon are obviously new legal territory. Anyway, salvage is not a concept passed down from god and the basic historicity of the site takes precedence.

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    8. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They abandoned that stuff out there on a rock in space.

      Well ... that's the thing. What do you mean by "abandoned"?

      I'm no expert on maritime law (which is what has been typically extended into space), but to my understanding while you're right that an abandoned ship is a free-for-all for any and all takers to salvage, the key to that is it has to be "abandoned", which is different from simply not doing anything with it for a given period of time - particularly for Government owned vessels (at least those used in on-commercial endeavors; see http://www.history.navy.mil/branches/org12-7h.htm "These laws establish that right, title, or ownership of federal property is not lost to the government due to the passage of time, or by neglect or inaction.") That's all aside from the explicit call for preservation of archaeological and historical objects (to "be preserved or disposed of for the benefit of mankind as a whole") that's part of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea.

      That's even explicitly specified in the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 "A State Party to the Treaty on whose registry an object launched into outer space is carried shall retain jurisdiction and control over such object, and over any personnel thereof, while in outer space or on a celestial body."

      So my understanding is that the remains of NASA vessels (as government-owned items) are *not* abandoned simply because they've been left on the moon or on the ocean floor, regardless of how much time passes. Rather, to be abandoned, there has to be an affirmative law or administrative decree which explicitly abandons them and removes them from the registry of government ownership.

    9. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it doesn't matter. Some girl found a piece of a saturn v 1st stage uncovered after a big storm. NASA demanded it be returned to them. If discarding something in the atmosphere to burn-up isn't considered 'abandoned', I don't know what it.

      I can hear NASA: "we didn't abandon it. We just haven't gone back to get it."

    10. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Aidtopia · · Score: 1

      I think you meant Salvage One. ;-)

    11. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by sapgau · · Score: 1

      I will definitely pay to see an exhibition of "recovered" lunar equipment.
      If we did it for the Titanic this should be done with no moral or legal repercussions.

    12. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the probability that there's someone on one of these exploration crews Machiavellian enough to absolutely not give a crap?

    13. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed they are still used. Not just for history, but for science. To give one example: scientists are actively using the retroreflectors that were put on the moon, in order to accurately track the earth-moon distance and the moon's motion. NASA also intends to analyze the degradation/weathering of the objects left on the moon to learn more about longterm exposure effects in that environment. They don't need to actualy recover those objects, either, since various robotic moon-orbiter missions have photographed the landing sites. Even the footprints and tire-tracks that were left behind are considered valuable (their weathering, or lack thereof, tell us about the Lunar environment).

      So, the landing sites are not really abandoned.

    14. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Actually I think the lunar lander has tremendous scientific value as it has weathered direct contact with space for so long-

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    15. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I guess you missed what recently happened here on Earth when Spain ordered a US treasure hunting company to return hundreds of million worth of gold they "salvaged" from the bottom of the ocean and won the court case. Governments ignore laws when it suits them, and if it's important enough they will make a special law just for you.

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    16. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      but we don't spend more money than you on military equipment because we are nice people.

      No, you do that because you are idiots. Billion dollar planes that don't fly. Etc. The more you spend the less you get for your money.

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    17. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by dumael · · Score: 1

      Actually, they were ordered to return the recovered salvage by a US federal court. The court decided Spanish government had a sovereign claim over the shipwreck of the Nuestra Señora de las Mercedes.

    18. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      It is not salvage because they say it is not salvage and the applicable international treaty says that that is final, barring one of the other signatories to that treaty saying, "No, it's fine, go take it." The international salvage treaties do not apply because there is an Outer Space Treaty that says that all non-governmental entities must have authorization from one of the signatory governments for any activity that they perform in Outer Space, including the Moon.

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    19. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Salvage != finders, keepers. All NASA material on the moon is still property of the US government. They have full and final authority over it.

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    20. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The more you spend the less you get for your money.

      Thank goodness! Can you imagine the state of the country if we got as much government as we paid for?

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    21. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      "historic sites"

      Tastefully recreated in the hanger of some Russian oligarch, to help fund the furtherance of the program. I wonder if there's enough money in it - massive cargo return from the Moon ain't cheap.

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    22. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by ndogg · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, I have no objection to saving space kittens. Won't someone think of the space kittens?

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    23. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      They abandoned that stuff out there on a rock in space. They have no intention of doing anything further with it and have no authority over it. How is it not salvage to pick up some leftovers?

      Because there's a whole lot more to salvage law than "finders keepers". In particular, property doesn't become "abandoned" by default, it has to be specifically pronounced as being abandoned. They don't need authority or intention, they just have not take the legal step of abandoning it.
       
      The US government, like pretty much all governments in the civilized world, has a firm policy of never taking that step. It was under this legal theory that the USN took custody of the wreck of the Hunley, since the US government was the successor to the CSA government and neither had ever legally abandoned the wreck.

    24. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      News headlines the day after...

      The Russian space mission, returning today after wiping out historic footprints previously left by the American astronauts and scattering empty bottles of Vodka around the site, mysteriously vanished just as it was returning to Earth's atmosphere. It is thought to have possibly accidentally collided with an old and no longer functioning American weather satellite that although furnished with a nuclear core prototype energy fusion system, was drifting uncontrolled in orbit, resulting in the completely accidental disintegration of the Russian craft into its component atoms.

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    25. Re:Just ONE word to nullify what they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are awesome, and i want to have your babbys.

  6. Oh come on... by otaku244 · · Score: 1

    Do we really have to start worrying about Space Pirates?

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    1. Re:Oh come on... by Sparticus789 · · Score: 2

      Ask the Alliance. They didn't like Malcolm Reynolds all that much.

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  7. The moon Nazi pilfered it already by zerosomething · · Score: 4, Funny

    Didn't you know. http://www.ironsky.net/site/ Geeze

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  8. Rules? They're more like guidelines... by JDG1980 · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the original article:

    The guidelines do not represent mandatory U.S. or international requirements. NASA provided them to help lunar mission planners preserve and protect historic lunar artifacts and potential science opportunities for future missions.

    So basically they're just asking nicely. It doesn't seem like they can actually do anything even if the new spacefarers are based in the United States, and they almost certainly can't do anything if they are based in another country.

  9. Abandoned Salvage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    According to TFA, there is no treaty or anything governing this. If somebody can bring stufff back and sell it for a few $million to help pay for the mission, I say more power to 'em. An archaeologist is just a pot hunter with friends at a university. Don't believe me? Google around. A lot of these guys end up not being able to house artifacts. The artifacts fall into neglect. In one case they were even dumped into a river which may simply confuse future poth... archeaologists, whatever you want to call them. They'd be better off allowing people to trade these things, and simply requiring records for the pieces they thought were important. People who pay money for something generally take good care of it. Also, you don't end up with a single point of attack for looters.

    1. Re:Abandoned Salvage by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      "Neglect" isn't an issue here. There's no atmosphere on the Moon, so unless something gets hit by a meteorite, it'll look exactly the same until the sun expands and engulfs the Earth and Moon.

      Looters or vandals might be a problem if humans ever colonize the moon in serious numbers, but that's probably at least a couple millennia away, at the rate things are going now. When that happens, then we can worry about how best to preserve these sites and relics. For now, the best thing to do is leave them alone.

    2. Re:Abandoned Salvage by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Mmmmmmmmm. Ebay.

      "Slightly used Lunar Lander L@@K!!!"

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    3. Re:Abandoned Salvage by sapgau · · Score: 1

      In a couple millennia humans will be extinct by their own "progress".

    4. Re:Abandoned Salvage by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Maybe, maybe not. Really no way to tell at this point. I see two paths humanity can take (and this is largely from Star Trek): things are going to get worse, and either we'll pass a critical turning point (Zephram Cochrane's warp drive?) and after that we'll develop a utopian society, OR we'll pass a critical turning point and we'll go extinct.

      There'll probably be parallel universes, one where humans took the correct path, and another where they didn't. Sometimes I wonder if we've already passed a critical turning point and I got stuck in the crappy parallel universe.

    5. Re:Abandoned Salvage by medcalf · · Score: 1

      I suspect option 3: human nature being largely unchanging, we will continue to muddle along. This will often be worse than now, occasionally and briefly better. But the world of human interaction will largely resemble a thousand years from now the way it was a thousand years ago.

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    6. Re:Abandoned Salvage by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem with that idea is that it fails to take into account the environment. If you saw the show "Terra Nova" (mediocre writing and characters aside), one good thing it showed was what the future will likely look like if we continue our present course: a nearly-unbreathable atmosphere, with people trying to live in big domes. The problem is, we don't have the technology yet to live independent of our ecosystem, yet we're still trashing it. Sure, in some places we've made some big improvements in pollution, but for every place like that, some third-world country with much more population rises up economically and pollutes even more, and they're all demanding to live Western lifestyles with personal cars. If we don't either develop the technology fast enough to fix the environment or live independently of it in large numbers, or we don't figure out how to stop trashing it to begin with, we're not going to be able to survive.

      It isn't like post-Roman times when, after the social order collapsed, people just went back to living in small villages and putting up with feudalism. Back then, there was no technology to speak of (aside from the Roman's impressive use of concrete), the population was relatively small, and humans had little impact on the environment, so it didn't make much difference one way or the other what humans did. That's no longer true.

    7. Re:Abandoned Salvage by medcalf · · Score: 1

      Special pleading. "Now" is always different from "then." Yet human nature is fairly constant, and humans are by their nature very adaptable. The environment can be better than now or worse (it's been both), and yet we will muddle through.

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  10. Cool moment in history by coldsalmon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone else think it's pretty cool that we've reached a point in history where we have to start seriously talking about property rights on the moon?

    1. Re:Cool moment in history by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, no. I have plenty of mundane things to bring me down already. It's the end of cool as far as I'm concerned.

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    2. Re:Cool moment in history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else think it's pretty cool that we've reached a point in history where we have to start seriously talking about property rights on the moon?

      I'm not sure why you think it would be cool. NASA isn't claiming any property rights. It's just guidelines for a contest. Other, crazy people, have been claiming property rights for decades. So, talking about it shouldn't be cool any more.

    3. Re:Cool moment in history by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Anyone else think it's pretty cool that we've reached a point in history...

      We haven't. This is merely a case of wishful thinking and pre-emptive ass-covering.

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    4. Re:Cool moment in history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I own large parts of the moon - I bought them on ebay.

    5. Re:Cool moment in history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually I consider it almost, but not quite, entirely unlike cool. It will however be something pretty close to the wild west. Possession is 9/10ths of the law.

    6. Re:Cool moment in history by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      I think we reached that point in the fifties and sixties actually...and have been moving backwards ever since.

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  11. This is Salvage 1 by BetaDays · · Score: 2

    This is Salvage 1 - the junkyard astronautics http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079847/

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    1. Re:This is Salvage 1 by bearded_yak · · Score: 1

      Ugh. You beat me to it. However, it is nice to know someone else remembers that show.

    2. Re:This is Salvage 1 by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That makes three of us.

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  12. How odd by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I find humanity strange: there's an ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET completely pristine and untouched, waiting to be explored, and all people can think off is returning to a few square miles of it that's already been visited.

    It's like a dog coming back to sniff its own poo when there's the rest of the garden to visit.

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    1. Re:How odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about yours, but my dog does that.

    2. Re:How odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no planet...

    3. Re:How odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Planet? Was the moon upgraded at the same time Pluto was downgraded?

    4. Re:How odd by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 1

      He's talking Mars, you trolls.

    5. Re:How odd by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      it's a fucking ugly barren rock. it is not pristine, it's covered in the dust of random shit that crashed into it for billions of years

    6. Re:How odd by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      Why? The discussion is about the Moon.

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    7. Re:How odd by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 1

      +1, funny! I appreciate.

    8. Re:How odd by geekoid · · Score: 1

      By that definition, nothing is pristine.

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    9. Re:How odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it's a fucking ugly barren rock"

      Or beautiful. Eye of the beholder and all that.

    10. Re:How odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's talking Mars, you trolls.

      No he's not:

      "there's an ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET completely pristine and untouched, waiting to be explored, and all people can think off is returning to a few square miles of it that's already been visited".

      Notice he says "few square miles of it". "It" referrs to the subject introduced earlier in the sentence: "PLANET". So the beginning and end of the sentence both refer to the same thing. It's clear that the end of the sentence is referring to the moon, so the "PLANET" part must also be referring to the moon.

      Either that or his writing is even worse than him calling the moon a "PLANET", in which case it doesn't make us trolls just because he can't write a coherent sentence.

    11. Re:How odd by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Actually, he isn't. I know this because the second half of his first sentence states that all people can think of is returning to a few square miles of it that's aleady been visited.

      We haven't visited Mars, we've only sent probes. That negates Mars, and emphasizes the moon since that's the only real celestial body we've visited.

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    12. Re:How odd by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      That's pristine, natural.

      Pristine != sanitary.

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    13. Re:How odd by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 1

      Damn, I am corrected by some insightful posters who have noticed that I misread the parent's comment. I apologize!

    14. Re:How odd by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      young pussy can be

  13. Jurisdiction. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a very legitimate question of jurisdiction. The U.S. has no legal authority over the moon, any more than they do venus or mars.

    In essence, it would be kind of a dickish thing to do to mess with historical sites on the moon, but the U.S. government has no legal authority over the moon. I'd say something which has been left unattended for 50+ years would qualify as "abandoned", so it's not like theft laws should apply.

    There is the issue that if the craft is a U.S.-based craft, then like ships in international waters, it might carry U.S. jurisdiction around with it wherever it goes, but if it's, I dunno, a Chinese or Russian spacecraft? What's NASA/USGovt gonna do?

    1. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The US didn't have jurisdiction over Iraq either. Or over Pakistan, when they killed Osama.

      It didn't seem to matter.

      Since when does the US government respect any law, internal or international?

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    2. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by dougmc · · Score: 2

      but the U.S. government has no legal authority over the moon. I'd say something which has been left unattended for 50+ years would qualify as "abandoned", so it's not like theft laws should apply.

      There is the issue that if the craft is a U.S.-based craft, then like ships in international waters, it might carry U.S. jurisdiction around with it wherever it goes, but if it's, I dunno, a Chinese or Russian spacecraft? What's NASA/USGovt gonna do?

      There are international salvage laws -- they generally apply to things found in the ocean, but as written they might apply to things in orbit or on the moon too. I don't know.

      It also seems quite likely that if the salvage laws don't actually cover the moon yet that the laws will be extended before anybody is actually able to make it up there that isn't a major government -- the US may rely on a strongly worded letter today, now that it doesn't matter, but they will go for something a lot stronger once it begins to matter. And if technology progresses to the point that people can go to the moon on their own without major government assistance, the government will have long since done something to protect the site -- build walls, add guards, perhaps bring the lander back to Earth, etc.

      I'm pretty sure that quite a few governments would really like to be able to go back to the moon and stay there a while, if only to stake a claim to it. It's too expensive now, but at some point in the future that may change. I would expect major governments to respect things like the lunar landing site and not disturb it -- but they wouldn't let it stand in the way of them claiming ownership of the moon (or a large part of it) either. Random citizens, if they had a way to get up there, would try to bring it back here to sell on eBay if they could get away with it, or would paint graffiti on it, etc. -- but not major governments. Not officially, anyways.

    3. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      There's a very legitimate question of jurisdiction. The U.S. has no legal authority over the moon, any more than they do venus or mars.

      Says who? If the US claims Jurisdiction over the moon landing sites who has the authoritiy to tell them otherwise? The U.N?

    4. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Jurisdiction in Space is strictly connected to moveable property. Territorial sovereignty is strictly banned under the Outer Space Treaty. Basically, if you mess with U.S. assets, you can be sued in the U.S., Russian Assets, and you can be sued in Russia, etc.

      Also, under Space law, objects can never be legally abandoned; they always remain property of the launcher or their transferees.

      Also Also, the standard for determining abandonment for government owned assets is incredibly high, requiring an overt statement of intention to abandon. That's why Spain recently had billions of dollars of gold returned to them from the Black Swan wreck (which turned out to be a Spanish warship), despite its having been lost 300 years ago.

    5. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by slew · · Score: 1

      Although I'm not 100% sure that this is applicable, the Outerspace Treaty (which forms the basis of international space law), seems to say that...

      the activities of non-governmental entities in outer space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, shall require authorization and continuing supervision by the appropriate State Party to the Treaty

      So if the prize is sponsored by a US based non-govt entity (I think this is the case), it appears that the US Government has international legal authority in this matter. Of course if the prize was sponsored by govt or non-govt entity that was not a signatory to the Outerspace Treaty, then perhaps the US would have no authority in this matter...

    6. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by poetmatt · · Score: 0

      When this shit finally comes full circle and the entire planet's countries tell the US to fuck off as opposed to simply requiring that they observe the same rules that everyone else is expected to. At the rate we're going, we're increasing the speed and likeliness we will ever have this happen from "not likely if ever" to "eventually"

    7. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Nasa isn't claiming authority of the moon. just their stuff that is on the moon. I bet if you screwed around with Russia's moon vehicles you would disappear KGB^H^H^HFSB style.

      All NASA is saying is these are historical artifacts keep your hands off. Do you know how much of Titanic has been raided since Cameron went down there? Thieves are raiding it.

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    8. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      anyone capable of taking possession of the land. Until recently that was a two member club.

    9. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Nasa isn't claiming authority of the moon. just their stuff that is on the moon.

      So the first country to spray silly-string all over the moon basically owns the whole moon.

    10. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by scot4875 · · Score: 2

      Pakistan. What do I win?

      --Jeremy

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    11. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Dunbal · · Score: 0

      Pakistan, for a start?

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    12. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      There are international salvage laws -- they generally apply to things found in the ocean, but as written they might apply to things in orbit or on the moon too.

      They definitely do. My Tee Vee says so! And it would never lie to me...

    13. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possession? I guess that makes it official, paranoid libertarians do think that putting your jackboot (or apparently a jacktread with no actual presence...) onto some land that an authority they don't recognize controls is enough to take possession (worked great in the American west too, this is why US libertarians are so big on homesteading that only involves staking, legalized theft doesn't count as aggression).

    14. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The same international treaty which prevented the U.S. from claiming sovereignty over the Moon, gives the U.S. (and other "State Parties") jurisdiction over the activities of "non-governmental entities" in outer space. Said treaty says that "the activities of non-governmental entities in outer space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, shall require authorization and continuing supervision by the appropriate State Party to the Treaty".

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    15. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The U.S.A. may not have legal authority or jurisdiction over the moon directly (assuming that the U.S. Congress doesn't simply withdraw from the Outer Space Treaty and claim the land in a blatant land grab), but under the terms of the Outer Space Treaty the physical objects on the Moon are claimed by the U.S. government, where permission of the "owner" of that object is needed before it can be used, moved, or even touched (without violating the terms of that treaty). There is a presumption that laws in the country of origin of the object can deal with their own citizens through their own legal process, but it becomes an international incident potentially becoming casus belli if somebody from another country messes with those items.

      As far as how long something needs to be "inactive" for it to be considered abandoned, I don't think there is any sort of standard that can apply in space. Most spacecraft are usually unmanned, virtually by definition (manned spacecraft are clearly a very small minority of spacecraft that have been sent into space). There is also very legitimate scientific research that can happen when these older vehicles are recovered, including investigations on how the environment of space has stressed various materials. This can be demonstrated with no less than the Apollo 12 flight, which recovered pieces of the earlier Surveyor mission to the same site and yielded some very interesting results. I can only imagine that they would want to do that again... which is sort of the point of the guidelines as well.

      The guidelines explicitly skirt around the issue of Russian vehicles on the Moon, and in particular leave the issue of what to do with Richard Garriott's lunar rover alone entirely as that is owned by a private individual. I presume he could grant or deny permission for that separately.

      Regardless, other than trying to stir up a war between nuclear powers, I don't know what could realistically be done to stop somebody outside of America from confiscating all of the Apollo artifacts on the Moon and bringing them back to the Earth or even selling them.

    16. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by careysub · · Score: 1

      There's a very legitimate question of jurisdiction. The U.S. has no legal authority over the moon, any more than they do venus or mars.

      In essence, it would be kind of a dickish thing to do to mess with historical sites on the moon, but the U.S. government has no legal authority over the moon.,,,,

      There is already an established legal framework with regard to those artifacts - it is in the 1967 Outer Space Treaty:

      Article VIII
      A State Party to the Treaty on whose registry an object launched into outer space is carried shall retain jurisdiction and control over such object, and over any personnel thereof, while in outer space or on a celestial body. Ownership of objects launched into outer space, including objects landed or constructed on a celestial body, and of their component parts, is not affected by their presence in outer space or on a celestial body or by their return to the Earth.

      So those artifacts belong to the U.S. and the U.S. in simply reminding people that those property rights are not being relinquished.

      Eventually the landing site needs to become a World Heritage Site, but before that happens the U.S. will have to declare jurisdiction (but not ownership) of the site (though it owns the artifacts). The U.S. has not taken this step yet.

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    17. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by careysub · · Score: 1

      There's a very legitimate question of jurisdiction. The U.S. has no legal authority over the moon, any more than they do venus or mars.

      Says who? If the US claims Jurisdiction over the moon landing sites who has the authoritiy to tell them otherwise? The U.N?

      If (when) the U.S. declares jurisdiction (which is NOT a claim of ownership, just legal authority) then the U.N. will undoubtedly endorse that claim, as it is a necessary step toward making it a World Heritage Site. The Apollo artifacts ownership by the U.S. is already recognized by a U.N.treaty (the 1967 Outer Space Treaty).

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    18. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Russia sold many of its lunar landers already.

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    19. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Outer Space Treaty defines who owns what, and the objects were, and still are, government owned assets. There is no way that they can be abandoned. It was the exact same thing with the Bismark, which was found, but its position was never publicly announced. The location was given to the German government.

      Now, all but a few nations have signed on to the Outer Space Treaty, and under that treaty, a nation is responsible for the actions of its nationals, so if the US government states, this is how our assets are to be treated, then the other signatory nations are obligated to ensure that those assets are treated in that manner by any of its nationals.

      It isnt all that complicated from the already established treaty obligations that exist under the Outer Space Treaty.

    20. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US government is a signatory to the Outer Space Treaty which defines its obligations and responsibilities.

    21. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      There's a very legitimate question of jurisdiction. The U.S. has no legal authority over the moon, any more than they do venus or mars.

      They have no legal authority over territory, but they do have legal authority over their property (I.E. the physical objects left on the moon).
       

      I'd say something which has been left unattended for 50+ years would qualify as "abandoned"

      The law disagree with you. In general, government property remains government property forever unless legally and specifically abandoned. (I.E. it doesn't happen by accident). In particular, various treaties regarding space have specified that the responsible governments retain ownership in perpetuity. (Mostly to prevent them from wriggling out of responsibility if there is damage caused by said property.)
       
      So no there is no legitimate question of jurisdiction, it's part and parcel of international law.

    22. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      It will be just like it always has been and still is on the earth, be it on the land, in the oceans or in the skis. Whoever can take it and hold it will keep it until someone stronger takes it from them.

      'Right' has nothing to do with it.

      Palestine / Isreal /etc.
      The south China sea and all the islands in it (currently an issue between China and the Philippines)
      Tibet
      Falkland Islands
      Gibraltar
      The north pole region

      The moon and space will be no different.

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    23. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      You're obviously missing the point...

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    24. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'll see your Gibraltar and raise you Ceuta and Melilla, you dago bastard.

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    25. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the word "international" is the key? Would extra terrestrial bodies fall under "international" law or "galactic", or something like that, law?

    26. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cry me a river. everyone does it, deal with it.

    27. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by camperdave · · Score: 1

      You're obviously missing the point...

      Please enlighten me. Why would the KJB care about property that its government sold off?

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    28. Re:Jurisdiction. . . by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Roles changed moron. Would Pakistan have killed the hog fucker if he had attacked them and been hiding in the USA (had they been capable)? The answer is clearly yes.

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  14. Wonder what the law of space says about this by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    other than the US arrogant annex defensive stance of a superpower hasbeen.

    1. Re:Wonder what the law of space says about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why so hostile? The items on the moon from the old landings are Historic sites of human achievement not to different from "UNESCO World heritage sites" on earth the moon landing sites and there preservation belong to all of mankind more than just to just the United States.

    2. Re:Wonder what the law of space says about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're implying that "human culture" means nothing and whoever gets there first (maybe for profit profit profit!) can do whatever they please. Perhaps I aggree somewhat -- I don't understand why billions of $ were donated to Haiti relief efforts since that disaster. Haiti exports no technology, no goods, and it's arguable whether the Haitian culture is worth keeping... from that angle I'd have to concur with you... **** haiti and let it sink to the bottom of the ocean. It'll be worth more as an underwater 'atlantis' than it ever could be worth on top of the water.

  15. Yeah, try telling that to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, try telling that to GRGGGRRRRRGGGGLLL the Conqueror, when he's using the Lunar Lander for target practice... "Ummm, excuse me, that's a historical landmaZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

  16. Probably classified. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our space endeavors have always been linked to our military. The space race was half propaganda and half missile tech development. The very first satalite we launched was a prototype spy satellite made to test the viability the concept. At the time the official story said it was just a rocketry test and the only official payload was an American flag.

    There's probably something embarrassing or still classified up there. Probably experimental but may not be "on message" for what was supposedly a purely scientific project. Or maybe there's an old RTG/portable nuclear reactor leaking dangerous amounts of radiation and they don't want bad bit of PR leaking.

  17. RTGs? by Squidlips · · Score: 1

    Are there RTG's left at the sites? That would discourage the sticky fingered types...

    1. Re:RTGs? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      And yet you know that some future astronaut will try to charge his / her iPod off of it...

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  18. Of Cource by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    It would be a bit embarrassing if someone went there to look at the equipment only to find there is none, so, better forbid it..

    1. Re:Of Cource by sapgau · · Score: 1

      That would be hilarious, more reason to go and bring it back!

  19. You'll see it on Ebay by na1led · · Score: 1

    starting auction price will be some crazy amount!

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  20. So the land grab has begun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NASA: we shitted there and now that's our territory.
    Russia: we're gonna land/crash something there and make a stinkier shit than you!

    1. Re:So the land grab has begun? by otuz · · Score: 2

      Well, there could literally be astrounaut shit there. They probably didn't bring all their excrement back to earth.

    2. Re:So the land grab has begun? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      There is. It's in bags.

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  21. The Eagle...um...Vulture has landed by Walt+Sellers · · Score: 1

    I remember watching him on the Salvage1 tv show way back when.

    I recall it inspiring me to think that someone could go if they wanted it badly enough. And that is what the X-Prize foundation is also trying to do.

  22. But, but, but... by KlomDark · · Score: 2

    How can they stay away from something that so many people have told me aren't really there?

    1. Re:But, but, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do not go to the same alleged location? Then it doesn't matter if the items exists or not, because no one would know. Obviously it would be convenient if no one took a peek incase nothing were there.

      So if nasa did not put what they said they put on the moon, then why would the say, "hey guys, check out what we put on the moon."? Safer to say, "please, do not disturb that location, actually stay as far away as you possibly can."

  23. If NASA wants to protect their stuff... by tekrat · · Score: 2

    Put a fence around it. Otherwise, it's fair game to whoever gets there next.

    Obviously, our time as a Superpower is over, so now we're trying to puff ourselves up to try and scare the next generation of Moon-travelers, which will most likely be the Chinese in 2030.

    Either that or Elon Musk will get it all to auction on eBay -- put you gotta use Paypal as your payment method.

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    1. Re:If NASA wants to protect their stuff... by sapgau · · Score: 2

      Question: What height does the fence surrounding a lunar lander has to be so a properly suited human doesn't go over it in one jump?

    2. Re:If NASA wants to protect their stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put a fence around it. Otherwise, it's fair game to whoever gets there next.

      Obviously, our time as a Superpower is over, so now we're trying to puff ourselves up to try and scare the next generation of Moon-travelers, which will most likely be the Chinese in 2030

      Man, if that's what you consider "trying to scare", I fear you must have some serious anger issues.

      [random-stranger] Excuse me sir, would you mind not stepping there, that cost countless.....
      [tekrat] Fuck you bitch! How DARE you threaten me!! I'll step and destroy whatever I want, dick! Fuck you!!

    3. Re:If NASA wants to protect their stuff... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Completely unreasonable.
      How about: Lets respect the first moons visitors evidence and equipment?

      Or is respect just outside your day to day actions?

      NASA is reiterating established treaty law. This has nothing to do with puffing one self up. They see theup tick in the interest n the private sector to go there, so they are respectfully reminding people. No more, no less.

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    4. Re:If NASA wants to protect their stuff... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Either that or Elon Musk will get it all to auction on eBay

      The moment he does Federal Marshals will be on his doorstep. NASA and the US Government may not be able to do much about it on the moon (mostly because it's a legal grey area), but it *is* government property and once it's on Earth they can do something about it (and the law on that is pretty much black-and-white and widely accepted in the civilized world).

  24. Historical site. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a historical site, if you land on top of it. Then it's just a navigational mishap.

  25. They abandoned them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, for all intents and purposes, NASA abandoned those sites, so they belong to nobody.

  26. Can NASA seriously not drive out... by caknuckle · · Score: 1

    into the Nevada desert and get it back themselves? And why did they leave it there after filming in the first place..sheesh.

  27. It's not a planet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, seriously?

  28. Moon != planet by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    See subject

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  29. Historical site. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a historical site, if you land on top of it. Then it's just a navigational mishap.

  30. Shepard's Golf Ball by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    I'd love to get Shepard's Golf Ball. That is the only memento I think we'd want back. The rest of that stuff is just disposable stuff. Unless the US is serious and gets back to the Moon, then how can we claim that those sites are of historic interest? It's time to start staking claims and prospecting!

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    1. Re:Shepard's Golf Ball by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      Dagnabit, bakin tweneetree wees all wen up tu da moon. By gumbo itas ard werk, fertyet hurs at ah time cuz oxi were so pensi. Bud di we moan an cari abo like fancy dago footballers? Hell na, we tweneetrees donna go in fer yer wumenee hands. We wurk like gooduns, den and na.

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    2. Re:Shepard's Golf Ball by sapgau · · Score: 1

      Really? I have another lunar golf ball I can sell to you. Act quick before I open the bidding to the public.

    3. Re:Shepard's Golf Ball by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Only if it has a certificate of authenticity from Sotheby's, NASA or Christie's and I'm willing to go as high as a dollar.

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  31. Too bad NASA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The moon is mine. I will destroy your artifacts. All MINE.

  32. Silly NASA by zixxt · · Score: 0

    Still trying convince us that they really landed on the moon. NASA likes to play pretend more than a class of preschoolers.

    j/k

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  33. Hello? What about that Surveyer 1 camera? by saccade.com · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Geez, NASA doesn't even follow their own rules. You may recall, part of the Apollo 12 landing involved a hike over to the Surveyor 3 landing site. They hack-sawed the camera and several other pieces off the Surveyor probe and brought them home. Still waiting to see if any of it gets posted in eBay...

    (Kind of ironic that they took the camera; the Apollo 12 astronauts ineptly fried their camera by pointing it at the sun, and ruined the live TV coverage of the entire mission).

  34. Because the US has so much respect for history ... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

    Like the respect they showed for important monuments, art and ruins in Iraq ...

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  35. Just paint it by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should just paint it a gaudy orange or pink or give it a mustache, not tell NASA until next time they get there.

  36. Lots of misinfo in the comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Having done a lot of research in space law, I'd like to dispel some of the misconceptions I see being put forth in both the summary and the comments:

    1. These are not rules but rather guidelines and are only directly binding on activities conducted by NASA itself.
    2. However, they are likely to become de facto conditions for any activities licensed, fully or in part, by the U.S. government or other friendly spacefaring nations. At the present, this covers basically all private space activity.
    3. Under the Outer Space Treaty, to which all spacefaring nations are parties, all man-made items on the surface of the moon and other celestial bodies, as well as in orbit, continue to belong to the nations that launched them (with the possible exception of a couple of Soviet landers allegedly sold to Lord British). This policy exists to ensure that launching entities may not absolve themselves of responsibility for damage cause by their objects, on earth or in space, after their use life is over.
    4. Space law does not contain notions of salvage as does maritime law. "lost" or otherwise inaccessible objects may not be removed without their owners' permission.
    5. It is the U.S. government's position that the lunar landing sites remain active research laboratories studying the long-term effects of the lunar environment on man-made objects. This provides them further protections from non-interference under various space law treaties.
    6. None of the other spacefaring nations, China included, are interested in disturbing these sites due to the huge negative backlash they would incur.
    7. No substantive laws forbidding people form messing with these sites exist. Many have advocated extending UNESCO World Heritage Site status to the lunar landing sites, but that regime is premised on territorial sovereignty, which cannot exist in space under the OST. Under the property principles outlined above, however, the owners of space objects (here the U.S. govt.) could sue any private party that succeeded in screwing with the landing sites into the ground.

    1. Re:Lots of misinfo in the comments... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      6. None of the other spacefaring nations, China included, are interested in disturbing these sites due to the huge negative backlash they would incur.

      Iran is a spacefaring nation, and North Korea is probably next. I imagine either of them would love to trash some of the Great Satan's gear, if only to prove that they can hit things with that level of precision.

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    2. Re:Lots of misinfo in the comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under the property principles outlined above, however, the owners of space objects (here the U.S. govt.) could sue any private party that succeeded in screwing with the landing sites into the ground.

      Sue them in what court? One might presume US, in which case the property is abandoned (voluntarily left with no intent to recover), so it can be claimed by anyone under common law; they've got no case unless there's a statute providing different treatment for this stuff. (Being government property, I'd not be surprised if there is...)

    3. Re:Lots of misinfo in the comments... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      Iran is a spacefaring nation, and North Korea is probably next.

      Iran is, indeed, a "spacefaring nation".

      It should be noted, though, that their largest booster is capable of lifting 1/11th as much as SpaceX's Falcon 1.

      Note that that was Falcon ONE, not Falcon 9.

      And North Korea may be next, but only because noone else is bothering to try.

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    4. Re:Lots of misinfo in the comments... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Iran is a spacefaring nation, and North Korea is probably next. I imagine either of them would love to trash some of the Great Satan's gear, if only to prove that they can hit things with that level of precision.

      I dunno - putting stuff on the moon costs a fortune. Most nations spending that kind of money usually want to make themselves appear high and lofty. Burning US flags might be good for the rabble in the street, but I suspect the people who rule them probably would look to do something that appeared more majestic.

    5. Re:Lots of misinfo in the comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you have a very low opinion of us Iranians, so I'm obliged to reply:

      Iran, also, is a civilized country.

      Unlike most Americans, it wouldn't even occur to an Iranian to ruin another nation's achievements.
      Iranians have more than enough old and new achievements themselves throughout the history. No need to trash others for a meaningless dick fight.

      -- An Iranian

    6. Re:Lots of misinfo in the comments... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the Huns considered themselves civilized too.

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    7. Re:Lots of misinfo in the comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possession is nine tenths of the law.

    8. Re:Lots of misinfo in the comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clever. Comparing Persians to Huns.

      Moderation fail.

    9. Re:Lots of misinfo in the comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Space law will have to gain a salvage clause when there's enough junk up there to make salvage a meaningful activity. Gotta keep the orbitals clean enough to launch through.

  37. OR WHAT ?? GONNA SHOT US WITH FRICKIN LASERS ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll just jumped out of the way, like Riker and Data and the rest always (will) do !! And like all those in the Rebellion did a long, long time ago, in a place far, far away !! And seriously, stop reading this crap that doesn't matter one bit !!

  38. Re:Hello? What about that Surveyer 1 camera? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Considering these guidelines were written within the past year, I think events that happened 40+ years ago do not qualify as
    not following their own rules."

    Also, if you had bothered to read the guidelines, you would see that they conceive of different levels of protection at different sites (Apollo 11 of course being the most protected) with certain impacting activities allowed at lesser-protected sites for research purposes.

  39. I wouldn't dream of messing with them by PPH · · Score: 1

    I'm going to build amusement parks around those landing sites.

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  40. Obvious reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course they don't want anyone going near it.

    They can't risk having someone declare that there is no actual landing site and the moon landing never actually happened.

    *ducks*

  41. Bring it back.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...sell it on eBay! wonder what any of that stuff would fetch.

  42. Now this would be funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch someone go up there and tag it.

  43. Property value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since my us family members land on the moon, can I start charging Russia, Japan, and any other country taxes for using my land?

    1. Re:Property value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they haven't. I can tell by how you write that you're a nigger, and no nigger has ever walked on the moon. It's a historical fact.

  44. Here is a link to the... by bdwoolman · · Score: 1
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  45. Cuts both ways. by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 0

    There is no treaty preventing the USA from killing you or turning your ship to ash on the Moon either.

  46. Such children. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't want me messing with your shit, then clean it up.

  47. Word by forand · · Score: 1

    You sir have succinctly summarized the content of the article in a (what I think of as) non-inflamitory way. Thank you! Many others in the thread think that NASA is going to send the MiB to your door to get you for messing with their stuff but I think you are correct: I and many others like me want to have the history of humanity's first baby steps into space kept as historical evidence and reminders of how far we have progressed.

    1. Re:Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop! Think!

      Reduce! Reuse! Recycle!

      There will come a time when we advance our social, political, and technological abilities far enough forward that it might become imperative to reduce our footprint from the Universe... for the sake of, I don't know, discretion... or survival. So that we aren't such a big target, like a pack of elephants look to lions. It's been 50 years of noise and junk that humans have sent into space...

      Clean up the Moon. Clean up the space debris! Don't leave tracks that hungry predators will see and smell and hear. Or should we all just start the cannibalism now?

      Come with me to Venus.... http://dirtroadjournal.blogspot.com/2012/05/venus.html

  48. Spacemen Have no Nationality by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    This shit is stupid (not the preservation of historic achievement part, rather the cries of nationalism).

    Do we (humans) really think that the brave folks who will, eventually, risk life and limb to establish human settlements off-world will give a single fuck about Earthbound politics? Yea, 'cause, you know, when the lives of every colonist depend on things like functioning oxygen scrubbers, they're really going to care what the politicians of Nations X and Y have to say about each other.

    I posit that future spacemen will have no nationality, but rather an allegiance to their colony - as it should be. Allowing Terran politics to influence space exploration and colonization is a sure-fire way to ensure that it will never be a successful endeavor.


    Politicians - fucking up otherwise brilliant ideas since 2000 BCE.

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    1. Re:Spacemen Have no Nationality by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They'll be plenty nationalistic until they're self-sufficient.

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  49. Native Americans might not agree by tekrat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After all, it's not like the United States of America gave a shit about all the historical and sacred sites of the Red Man, "manifest destiny" apparently gave White Man the right to trample over, destroy, steal, rape and pillage, all in the name of "homesteading" so that all the money they paid France for that land didn't go to waste.

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    1. Re:Native Americans might not agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because if something didn't matter 300years ago, it shouldn't matter today. It's ok to not learn

    2. Re:Native Americans might not agree by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Look at the UK 200 years ago, and many other countries.
      EVERY country was like that, back then.

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  50. You don't own space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the words of Master Shake "You don't own space, so stop acting like you do" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI_aQEEmdko

  51. Oh, and here is a link to the... by bdwoolman · · Score: 1

    treaty that matters in friendly PDF.

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    1. Re:Oh, and here is a link to the... by Teancum · · Score: 2

      treaty that matters in friendly PDF.

      Damn, that is one of the funniest posts I've seen on Slashdot for a long time. I'm going to need to use it elsewhere at some point.

  52. Don't worry by safetyinnumbers · · Score: 1

    I'm sure if it's moved, the Historical Sticklers Society will make sure that it's replaced with a replica.

  53. No right of discovery/first possession by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

    IIRC, The United States deliberately did not attempt to assert the right to the Moon on the basis of the Moon landing. The phrase "we came in peace for all mankind" points that out symbolically.

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    1. Re:No right of discovery/first possession by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Well, you sort of remember correctly. The U.S. had entered into a treaty in 1967 that expressly denies any country the right to appropriate the Moon or other celestial bodies by means of claims of sovereignty. That is the U.S. agreed not to claim sovereignty over the Moon before the Moon landings took place (and while there was still some question as to whether they would beat the Soviets to the Moon).

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    2. Re:No right of discovery/first possession by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      Article II of the Outer Space Treaty came into force before the first manned Moon landing and expressly prohibits the appropriation of celestial bodies by states. It does give the originating state control over any object it places in space, which would cover the Apollo, Luna, Surveyor etc. artefacts. Of course, there will eventually be some weasel-faced lawyer willing to try appropriating the Moon for a private equity firm registered in one of the countries that has not signed or ratified the treaty.

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  54. Really NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny to me, that NASA with their experience in the difficulties of space flight, feels the need to state that much. I just can't picture anyone at this stage of space flight wanting to disturb those prior sites, after all it was NASA that showed the entire world it was possible to put people on the surface of the moon and bring them back. If anything I'd plant some signs around the boundaries of the sites, the kind like you find at historical sites here on Earth.

  55. Moon spam by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    In a few years we can expect a "Kilroy was here" sign standing next to the American flag. Just as long there are no goatse pics.

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  56. seems obvious.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the "attempt no landings here" thing is to forestall disclosure that in fact, there are no artifacts there to protect!

  57. Theme park by Argos · · Score: 1

    A theme park, with blackjack and hookers is OK?

  58. AC's feelings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My feeling on this is that these sites should absolutely be protected, these sites are not US/American historic sites, these are historical to all humans. This was a great feat for MANKIND.

  59. There is private property on the Moon! by qwerty+shrdlu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Richard Garriott purchased the Lunokhod 2 rover from the Russians "as is where is."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunokhod_2

      So Russia at least does recognize these objects as property.

    1. Re:There is private property on the Moon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would the owner of a dirty gray Lunokhod 2 please contact reception. You're parked in the Yellow Zone.

  60. What about the Russians? by Cute+and+Cuddly · · Score: 1

    Well, there was a previous article about the Russians wanting to set a permanent base on the moon http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/05/23/1243207/russia-to-establish-bases-on-the-moon. Perhaps the NASA is concerned that they can not move a hughe section of the Nevada desert to the moon on time for the Russians to see it there once they set the base?

  61. Sad really by lorelorn · · Score: 1

    I think it's sad that when it comes to the manned exploration of our solar system, NASA are part of the past, not the present.

  62. Infidel History is Blasphemy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God will tell us what is fit to keep. Not everything is sacred, for example this just had to go!

    Seriously, depending on how the future pans out (assuming sustained space travel), revisionist history might come into play...

  63. Re:Hello? What about that Surveyer 1 camera? by khallow · · Score: 1

    Geez, NASA doesn't even follow their own rules. You may recall, part of the Apollo 12 landing involved a hike over to the Surveyor 3 landing site. They hack-sawed the camera and several other pieces off the Surveyor probe and brought them home. Still waiting to see if any of it gets posted in eBay...

    How is that not following their own rules? It's their property.

  64. Thanks for the appreciation. by bdwoolman · · Score: 1

    Use away. Confucius says: "Imitation is sincerest form of flattery."

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  65. Don't worry, they won't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want to actually go to the moon and not some desert in Nevada.

  66. Survivorman by whimmel · · Score: 1

    Les Stroud needs all that stuff to be there when he starts shooting his feature film to complement the series.

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  67. Re:Hello? What about that Surveyer 1 camera? by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Wait! So NASA sent NASA astronauts to retrieve NASA gear from a NASA probe... and this is somehow similar in your mind to what the article is about?

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  68. wtf? by lkcl · · Score: 2

    wait... you mean the moon landings *weren't* faked, after all??

    1. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they were faked. Nasa don't want you going near the supposed landing sites so you don't get to see... absolutely nothing.

  69. But what about Iran's flying saucers? by neoshroom · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but who cares about Iran's puny booster, when they've developed flying saucer technology!

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  70. Re:Hello? What about that Surveyer 1 camera? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was intentional. They wanted the lens of the camera to complete a cosmic ray study.

  71. Don't Forget by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    8. You shouldn't break into a Hollywood set and grab the Apollo 11 equipment. We want it to be a part of Universal Studios some day.

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  72. Minor correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "6. None of the other spacefaring nations, China included, are interested in disturbing these sites due to the huge negative backlash they would incur."

    Hu. no. None of this nation , especially china, care about any backlash from the US that much, it is simply that they don't care in the slightiest about those artifact on the moon, and they have no interest (read : no benefit) to disturb them. should the benefit arise, the USA's backlash will probably be ignored.

  73. North Korea seems to disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems North Korea has other plans for the American Flag on the moon (jump to 1:24 if you want):
    http://www.theonion.com/video/kim-jong-il-announces-plan-to-bring-moon-to-north,14305/

  74. Abandoned equipment is abandoned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no actual property law that applies to the moon until there will be some kind of human settlement there.
    Like any other abandoned government equipment in the middle of the desert - all of it is fair game.

  75. Acre of the Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't nobody be landing on my acre of the moon without paying me first either.

  76. Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when does the US government respect any law, internal or international?

    When they run out of money.

  77. Ask Andy Griffith about that. by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    I wonder what Andy Griffith would have to say about that?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078681/
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvage_1

  78. live communication from Dragon Capsule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could go something like this (hehehehehe)

    Dragon Capsule Team lands near the Apollo lunar lander in 2030-ish, world life feed!... ppv on HBO

    Dragon Team: "The Dragon has landed"
    Meanwhile in ["communist"] China: "Alogant Lichald Blanson usin the Dlagon as your capsule name >:/ , We got there befol them at least!, just you wait!"
    Dragon Team: "NASA Team, We are inspecting Apollo Lunar lander site, we find different, unrecognized boot track patterns... how is the weather back in earth btw ?" [trollface]
    NASA Team: ...
    Dragon Team: "We visualize some sort of weird stains on the unit, using our spectral reflective phazer uber analizer..."
    Dragon Team: "..."
    Dragon Team: "...strange"
    NASA Team: "what is it Dragon Team!!!"
    Dragon Team: "...analysis confirms it to be remains of uric acid and fecal colimforms...WTF!???"
    NASA Team: /rageguy mode FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
    Meanwhile in ["communist"] China: /trollface "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH....selved!, desaclated Lunar Lander site comfilmed"

  79. My name is "Psycho" by Torodung · · Score: 1

    You touch my stuff... I kill you.

    Really?

  80. Xzibit by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I look forward to the pimping of the lunar buggy.

    "Yo Dawg I Herd U Don't people Messing With Your Moon Stuff so I put an camera in your lunar buggy so you can watch people going to the moon while you sit at home not going to the moon!"

  81. Re:Hello? What about that Surveyer 1 camera? by hackertourist · · Score: 1

    Right, because random people looting a site is exactly the same as bringing back some pieces for scientific purposes.

  82. Just fence it off and charge admission by Leemeng · · Score: 1

    $20 million per entry.

    O wait, you gotta send someone there first to build the fences. Doh!

  83. Re:Because the US has so much respect for history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can you give an example; I strongly suspect the locals don't have any idea of the importance of those monuments, art and ruins, since most of them are illiterate and generally don't give a hoot about their history. If anybody showed any interest in those monuments, art and ruins it was always from the West.

    AC

  84. Re:Because the US has so much respect for history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The story of the discovery of the Nag Hammadi library in 1945 has been described as 'exciting as the contents of the find itself'.[5] In December of that year, two Egyptian brothers found several papyri in a large earthenware vessel while digging for fertilizer around the Jabal al-rif caves near present-day Hamra Dom in Upper Egypt. The find was not initially reported by either of the brothers, who sought to make money from the manuscripts by selling them individually at intervals. It is also reported that the brothers' mother burned several of the manuscripts, worried, apparently, that the papers might have 'dangerous effects' ." ... or she simply needed fuel for cooking as other sources report.

    AC

  85. NASA is involved in space? by inthealpine · · Score: 1

    I thought NASA's job was Muslim outreach now?

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  86. Not faked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what she said!
    /couldn't resist.