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Flame Malware Hijacks Windows Update

wiredmikey writes "As more research unfolds about the recently discovered Flame malware, researchers have found three modules – named Snack, Gadget and Munch – that are used to launch what is essentially a man-in-the-middle attack against other computers on a network. As a result, Kaspersky researchers say when a machine attempts to connect to Microsoft's Windows Update, it redirects the connection through an infected machine and it sends a fake malicious Windows Update to the client. That is courtesy of a rogue Microsoft certificate that chains to the Microsoft Root Authority and improperly allows code signing. According to Symantec, the Snack module sniffs NetBIOS requests on the local network. NetBIOS name resolution allows computers to find each other on a local network via peer-to-peer, opening up an avenue for spoofing. The findings have prompted Microsoft to say that it plans to harden Windows Update against attacks in the future, though the company did not immediately reveal details as to how." And an anonymous reader adds a note that Flame's infrastructure is massive: "over 80 different C&C domains, pointed to over 18 IP addresses located in Switzerland, Germany, the Netherlands, Hong Kong, Poland, the UK, and other countries."

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  1. whoops by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and you thought Conficker was bad!

    1. Re:whoops by jxander · · Score: 2

      Because all the fun toys are built for it?

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    2. Re:whoops by sjames · · Score: 3, Informative

      So your claim is that because no safe is absolutely unbreakable, you should just put your money out on the curb in a pile and call it good?

      If Windows is a piggy bank, Linux is at least a lockbox. Neither is invulnerable, but one is clearly more secure than the other.

      As for why, MS managed to lose control of (or whore out) the one true cert that all Windows installations are dependent on. In spite of that being public knowledge they haven't revoked it.

      So there you have it, Windows is a piggy bank guarded by a crack ho :-)

    3. Re:whoops by devjoe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Parent post points out what I thought was the most interesting part of the article, that a cryptographic collision attack was used to generate the fake certificate. We've seen multiple articles here about researchers using cryptographic collision attacks against certain ciphers, but, aside from the story about GnuPG short IDs that were only 32 bit hashes, this is the first time I can recall hearing that one was used in the wild against a real security system. Now maybe people will pay attention to what those researchers were saying...

    4. Re:whoops by sjames · · Score: 2

      I'm guessing there are a lot more high value Linux servers out there than Windows.

      The difference is the payoff. A successful attack on a Linux box will likely be detected and dealt with promptly while there is a metric assload of Windows boxes still infected with conficker.

    5. Re:whoops by CoderJoe · · Score: 2

      As for why, MS managed to lose control of (or whore out) the one true cert that all Windows installations are dependent on. In spite of that being public knowledge they haven't revoked it.

      Except they did revoke it. That's what the emergency security update they pushed out yesterday was all about.

    6. Re:whoops by cmdrbuzz · · Score: 3, Informative

      The certificates weren't legit. Whoever created them used a vunrability in the signing algorithm for the MS Terminal Services license cert to make it look like they had a certificate from Microsoft.

      Stupid coding by MS but it doesn't show that they were complicit in the release of Flame.

    7. Re:whoops by rmstar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The certificates weren't legit.

      How do you know that?

  2. While they're at it by slashmydots · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The security surrounding Windows Update is rather pathetic, certificate or no certificate. It's cost me many, many extra hours and headaches, while they're "hardening up" windows update, they should also make a vastly improved repair utility for it. I hate spending all that time removing a virus from a customer computer just to find out at the end that Windows Update is irreparably broken and SFC, their own fixit tool, 3rd party mass re-registration tools, and registry utilities all cannot fix it so I have to reinstall. Considering that an OS install is classified as "totaled" if Windows Update no longer works, maybe they should protect it better AND make a flawless, end-to-end reinstaller that resets it to absolute default settings and fully repairs it.

    1. Re:While they're at it by slaker · · Score: 4, Informative

      I get a lot of mileage out of Windows Repair Portable. It restores settings for a large number of issues that don't have a regular, non-painful reset/repair/reinstall option. I've found it particularly handy for fixing the Windows Firewall and Windows updates.

      I'd prefer to do a reinstall under almost all circumstances of malware infection, but that's not always an option available for home or small business systems. I particularly dislike having to rely on Windows System Restore. I really wish modern versions of Windows had a painless repair install that would allow end users to keep programs and settings.

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    2. Re:While they're at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Who repairs a windows install? Really, it's not worth anybody's time. If you're qualified enough to remove a modern rootkit with any real guarantee of future security, then the value of your time spent removing said infection is more than the total cost of a new PC. Not even remotely kidding.

      Installing windows while recovering user data is fast and easy. Modern rootkits are too good. The only reasonable course of action when you have an infection is wipe and install. - Make sure you clean the boot sector! (It's not a bad idea linux boot cd/usb flash drive and dd zeros over the first few megabytes of the drive. This will wipe out the boot sector, partition table/disk label/whatever, and any other places low level nasties generally reside. Plus, your OS installer will see a nice fresh unused drive and will feel free to lay down new partitions as it sees fit, and will not be tempted to do anything stupid like attempt a repair or upgrade)

  3. Windows? Impervious? by dragisha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Funny thing to say about any version of Windows.

    Question remains: how comes those people are so dumb? Being at de-facto cyberwar with a country, and still use closed source program originating from it?

    Another one: Be rich and smart enough to have a nuclear research, but not smart enough to roll its own IT infrastructure base on code they can audit?

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    1. Re:Windows? Impervious? by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 2

      Nuclear research is easy. Good software design is hard.

      (This statement meant to be both more and less tongue-in-cheek than you expect.)

    2. Re:Windows? Impervious? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      This is what happen when a country 'buys' into a technology. None of the infrastructure is there,.

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    3. Re:Windows? Impervious? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 2

      Question remains: how comes those people are so dumb? Being at de-facto cyberwar with a country, and still use closed source program originating from it?

      Even Ivan took shortcuts. Read about the Savatage of the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. (D'oh, stupid auto-complete!)

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    4. Re:Windows? Impervious? by Catbeller · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Flame is using tech that is not Stuxnet-related... this is beyond Israel's and the US's not-so-secret war with Iran. This code means that no Windows machine in the world that uses MS updating will ever be trustworthy... unless you apply a huge dose of collective amnesia and shoulder-shrugging denial.

      Question: is there a collusion between some dark back office at MS and the spooks, thru which the spooks get digitally signed certificates? Is the "bug" intentional? MS and Apple have been quietly cooperating with the FBI, NSA and the spooks almost since day one... how much? Are we just seeing the corner of the machine?

      Is Linux or BSD safe? I don't mean from a man-in-the-middle attack; I mean a man-under-your-feet attack. What if chip or mobo makers install cracks in the hardware itself, on the order of US (and Chinese) spooks? I don't think we can trust the hardware made in the last ten years or so. We may have to go to printing our mobos someday - and how then would you trust the mobo designs didn't have backdoors in their software, somehow, or in updateable firmware?

      Iran should have known better, how, and how would they get around using Windows even if they wanted to - the equipment they buy is welded to Microsoft. I doubt there are many open sourced centrifuge software packages.

  4. TFA says Win 7 64 bit not vulnerable? by Megor1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone know what this is about it's in the last paragraph "It's interesting to mention that these machines mostly run Windows XP and Windows 7 32 bit, but none of them run Windows 7 64 bit, which seems impervious against this and most other malware." Is that due to driver signing requirements?

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    1. Re:TFA says Win 7 64 bit not vulnerable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Anyone know what this is about it's in the last paragraph
      "It's interesting to mention that these machines mostly run Windows XP and Windows 7 32 bit, but none of them run Windows 7 64 bit, which seems impervious against this and most other malware."

      Is that due to driver signing requirements?

      "Hardware-based DEP (Data Execution Protection), for example, is turned on for all 64-bit processes. Kernel Patch Protection (a.k.a. PatchGuard) protects access to internal operating system data structures. And device drivers must be digitally signed with a certificate issued by a trusted certificate authority. Finally, none of the large body of malware written as 32-bit drivers or any 16-bit code will run at all on 64-bit Windows."

      http://securitywatch.pcmag.com/malware/284281-is-64-bit-windows-safer-than-32-bit

  5. Re:Looks good for Windows 8 sales by gQuigs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Umm.. the developers behind Flame were able to hijack Windows update, gain access to a Microsoft code signing and website signing key, stay undetected in the wild for at least 2+ years.

    But System Restore 2.0 is going to stop them? Your average piece of malware can survive a system restore...

  6. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, my notebook that still has Windows on it (out of pure laziness) has been nagging me about a security update for a couple of days, yesterday I went ahead and updated. Should I worry?

  7. Re:As Microsoft continues its effort to keep its u by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think you're being fair. Microsoft has fixed more security holes than all the other software companies on the planet combined. And I have every faith that they will continue to fix thousands and thousands of security holes every year for a long, long time to come.

  8. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, it's running Windows.

    The preceding was meant tongue-in-cheek but even having said that there'll probably still be Linux/MS fanbois who want to take it seriously and start a flamewar.

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  9. Re:As Microsoft continues its effort to keep its u by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 2

    Damn. I knew I should have used a "/sarcasm" tag.

  10. So should I... by frostfreek · · Score: 2

    disable NetBIOS ?
    I don't think I'm using it for anything... even my printer is set up with an IP address.

    1. Re:So should I... by green1 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The answer to that has been a resounding yes ever since NetBIOS was introduced. It was always a windows only way of doing things that already had other non-proprietary standard ways of being accomplished. It has also been a vector for various malware over the years.

  11. Driver signing is about DRM, not security by Myria · · Score: 5, Informative

    Is that due to driver signing requirements?

    Driver signing doesn't mean squat for security. Third-party drivers with security holes and back doors are a dime a dozen, and there are even some in Microsoft drivers, of course. I have a publicly-available CPU diagnostic utility that comes with a signed 64-bit driver that allows user mode to write to any desired MSR. That easily leads to executing arbitrary code execution, most easily by changing the syscall vector. Malware that acquires administrator privileges can just install some company's vulnerable driver.

    Driver signing is really about DRM. Hollywood was strongly concerned about fake video card and sound card drivers being used to dump unencrypted content from protected sources. The proof of my statement is what happens when you boot the Vista/7/8 kernel in debug or test signing mode: everything works except Blu-Ray movies and other DRM content.

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  12. Re:Looks good for Windows 8 sales by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To be fair, a malware writter could not care less if their software breaks 10-20% of the PCs it attempts to hijack.

    Make MS brick 5% and the cost to them could be astronomical.

    So, it is not simmetric warfare.

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  13. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you are on a network that already features Flame, you should probably just wipe and reinstall now.

    Otherwise, that security update was probably Microsoft's emergency blacklisting of the signing keys that were used to make the Flame components pass as MS-signed software...

  14. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I am not an expert on the topic but there are a few things you might want to consider before you get all overexcited on that...
    First, there are hardly any infections outside the Arab-world. (my guess is that it just takes a look at the keyboard driver in use) Going by your username you're not an Arab guy.
    Second, the virus seems to be activated by some kind of a human operator, and well... you are probably not important enough (read: high level nuke scientist or something)
    Third, this thing is in the wild since 2010, maybe even as early as 2007, and you didnt get infected in all the updates since then (I assume), or it is to late anyway.
    Fourth, you use Windows and then ask if you might catch a virus? Seriously?
    Fifth, to be absolutely safe: format your HD a couple of times, get OpenBSD on it with a strong root password (at least 128 characters), get the battery out and pack the thing in a lead box with walls at least 5 inch thick, fill the rest of the box with epoxy and bury the whole thing on a depth of at least 10 feet... on Pluto...

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  15. Sell them system images by zerofoo · · Score: 4, Informative

    You may want to build system images of important machines and just "re-image" after a virus infection. I do that with the few Windows machines we have here.

    Clonezilla is fantastic for this. It's free and it make simple images that can be stored on any file share. It doesn't yet image to drives smaller than the original source machine, but I'm confident they will add that in the future. For now, I image to drives equal in size or larger.

    Sure Acronis, Ghost and the like work as well, but it's hard to argue with free.

    -ted

    1. Re:Sell them system images by lgw · · Score: 2

      That's very old school. Anything important should be a VM these days - not only is snapshotting, cloning (if needed), and reverting trivial with any of the major virtualization products, but most of them also give you a way to access the guest filesystem from the host, which allows for far easier viruse removal (a rootkit on the guest is no impediment to the host).

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    2. Re:Sell them system images by lgw · · Score: 2

      For the most part. Windows 7 Pro, Ultimate/Enterprise editions already includes a nice backup utility that can be scheduled and provide BMR restore functionality

      Have you ever tried to use that though? It's not at all what you'd expect from a backup product - never could figure out how to use it to move to a new boot drive. I moved everything but my gaming rig into VMs so I never have to sweat hardware changes again.

      Also, I've seen plenty of MS Exchange and SQL servers VMed that have had their disk I/O suck wind. And that's when their virtual disks have had its free space preallocated. I'm sure this is a solvable problem and mostly due to both improper implementation and over commitment of a shared SAN. But still, it doesn't bode well to virtualize disk I/O intensive servers and applications.

      Yeah, it just requires a deep config understanding (I leave that to the experts where I work) for server I/O. There's very little overhead when set up properly

      Any real geek has overclocked something, somewhere. Next you'll be telling me you've never written a program using only a hex editor!

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  16. Re:Looks good for Windows 8 sales by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Informative

    Indeed certificate revocations went out on the 3rd.
    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/2718704

    And as you've said, system restore 2.0 won't stop them. And malware survive? It gets worse than that, some of the more vicious ones inject themselves right into the SR backup, and edit the backed up hive. Unless you can remove it fully, you're kinda shot. Which can also mean disabling SR.

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  17. Certificate was revoked by an emergency patch by VGPowerlord · · Score: 5, Informative

    I saw an article about this already on Ars Technica. However, Ars included one detail that the Slashdot and Security Week stories don't:
    Microsoft issued an emergency update Sunday that updated the Windows Certificate Revocation List specifically to expire the certificate used by this exploit.

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    1. Re:Certificate was revoked by an emergency patch by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess that will work well, as long as you have a machine that talks to Windows Update and not Flame Update.

  18. Re:Known fix for this problem... by green1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hindsight is when something is obvious in retrospect. a paper published before the infection is not hindsight, but foresight.

    That said, I love how clicking on the link to a paper about a security vulnerability leads to my browser giving a security certificate warning....

  19. Did anyone NOT see this coming? by dave562 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When Windows Update was introduced, the first thought to go through my mind was, "I wonder how long until someone compromises this and uses it to push out malware." It took a lot longer than I thought.

    1. Re:Did anyone NOT see this coming? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      Any centralized software distribution channel is vulnerable to this sort of thing if you can't keep the signing keys secure. The major fuck-up here was that those keys were leaked, and not even maliciously (e.g. by infiltrating MS or using people skills to tease them out), but out of sheer incompetence on behalf of the authors of the software that did it.

  20. Re:Wait until someone does the same with UEFI by green1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's just not the way malware works any more.
    Early viruses were great, they did something obvious like put dialog boxes on your screen, ask for cookies, wipe your hard drive, or other obvious malicious behaviour. This was a good thing because it meant that they would never really spread that far because once infected, people knew they were infected, and the infection caused enough trouble to be worth fixing.
    Modern malware is a completely different beast, the goal of modern malware is to be unnoticed by the end user so as to live as long as possible in the machine, and spread to as many others as possible. usually with the goal of leeching bandwidth from these machines for use in various botnets. As such, malware that causes your machine not to boot would defeat the purpose of modern malware. a machine that isn't booted up will not join a botnet, and will not spread to other machines.

    What is more likely is that the virus writers will intercept the keys used by UEFI, manage to sign their own bootloader, and still run windows in a way that the average end user can't tell the difference. this will make the virus almost impossible to remove as it will then have more access to the system than even the operating system itself does. On the bright side, once the UEFI keys are in the wild, the various free operating systems can use those same keys to sign their own bootloaders allowing people to run non-windows software in a signed way on windows only hardware (call it jailbroken...)

  21. Re:FLAMING! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2

    Only if you're a Queensryche fan.

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  22. Re:Looks good for Windows 8 sales by sideslash · · Score: 2

    What's at issue is that one side doesn't fucking care that they're in one, and their responses are always reactive/responsive and half-assed.

    What does Apple have to do with this story?

  23. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by clarkn0va · · Score: 2

    Thanks for taking the fun out of it.

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  24. Who Paid for the C&C Servers? by utkonos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The US government has admitted to authorizing stuxnet. Now it looks like Flame is probably also a government authorized weapon.

    My question is where did the money for the C&C servers come from? Those C&C domains were paid for with stolen credit cards and stolen identities. The same thing was used to purchase the VPSs used as the C&C servers. Why isn't there an outcry because the US government stole the identities and credit card numbers of private individuals to make these botnets? Where did they get these stolen identities? Did they use criminal means and buy them on the black market from other botherders? Did they just open their own files and roll the dice choosing people at random?

    1. Re:Who Paid for the C&C Servers? by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The US government has admitted to authorizing stuxnet. Now it looks like Flame is probably also a government authorized weapon.

      Exactly who admitted to authorizing stuxnet?

  25. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    And then nuke it from orbit.

  26. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by julian67 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Iran is an Arab country now? Did anybody let them know? The rest of the comment is unfounded speculation and recycled nonsense. To everyone who modded "informative": doh!

  27. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by Medievalist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Iran is an Arab country now? Did anybody let them know?

    Most Americans can't understand the differences between Persia and East Boise.

  28. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by cavreader · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think it may be better to say it is an attack targeted at specific regions or countries. Kaspersky had most of the module signatures in their database over 2 years ago and decided not to flag them as active malware. Most malware programs are small in size and spend a good deal of time trying to masquerade or hide itself from virus scanners. In Flames case it was a huge program using SQLLite and other normal business related applications to do the work. It was made to look like a normal business application which basically was hiding in plain sight that virus scanners determined harmless. The guys who built Flame and Stuxnet make Anonymous and other script kiddies look ridiculously stupid. As more and more applications get flagged as malware the only thing people will be able to actually run is the OS.

  29. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by cavreader · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course. Americans are all idiots but somehow stil manage to lead the world in economic, military, and computer technology. It's a mystery.

  30. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by Rinikusu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course I know the difference between Persians and East Boisans. Persians have the annoying tendency to say "Bro" after every other word, drive Mercedes and threaten to cut your balls off if you even look at a Persian girl. East Boisans say "Y'all" after ever other word, drive Ford F150s and fantasize about their sisters.

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  31. Yes but make sure you UPDATE after reinstall by Burz · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...Oh, wait.

    OTOH, go to a network with no Windows systems, download update containing certificate revocations, and burn to CD before reinstalling and updating.

  32. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

    No because that was the root cert revocation that MSFT released to cancel TFA. if you are truly worried about Windows update frankly there is NO reason to run it the old fashioned way, especially when you have more than one machine as it'll just be a waste of bandwidth.

    Instead just use WSUS Offline which will get the updates directly from MSFT using WGET and drop them in the folder of your choice, all nice and neat and complete with a simple .exe launcher. It can also take care of .NET, MSE updates, and MS Office from 2K3 up if you have any of those that also need updating. Its great and takes the hassle out of updating, especially on a new build but works just as well for any Windows from XP-Win 7 X64. Combine this with Ninite for third party software and frankly anybody can have a Windows system fully patched and loaded with the basics with almost zero effort.

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  33. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

    First, there are hardly any infections outside the Arab-world. (my guess is that it just takes a look at the keyboard driver in use) Going by your username you're not an Arab guy.

    I doubt it looks at keyboard drivers to decide who to infect. I know a lot of people here in the US that have Arab keyboard drivers on their computers that aren't Arab, or obviously even in the Middle East. I'm one of them. Pretty much any university student studying Arabic has an Arabic keyboard downloaded for their computer. Simply looking at that would cause the malware to spread way too far, and cause way too much collateral damage if it's intended to be a targeted attack.

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  34. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by asdf7890 · · Score: 2

    No mystery. Numbers.

    Even if the bell curve is skewed in the wrong direction (I'm not saying it is but many people seem to think so) the shear number of people means that there are plenty in the population near the top end of the curve capable of great innovation and there are so many at "reasonable average" levels such there is brawn and brain power available to make innovations work for the economy and feed back into the population to complete the cycle (overpowering the effect of the agents at the lower end of the curve and/or giving them jobs that help fuel (or at least lubricate) the economy further).

    Same reason China has grown so fast in recent decades: once a chunk of that massive population was actually put to useful work (from the point of view of the economy, local and global) big things started happening.

    Throwing people at a hard problem is often counter productive, but throwing people at implementing the solution to a solved problem often is, so being ahead in the numbers games can be a significant advantage.

  35. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

    amen. I'm sure there are Russian hackers right now thinking "oh no, we can't copy Flame for our own purposes because it only attacks Arab countries".

    I wonder if a Flame variant is already out there, quietly waiting to do its thing after the fuss has died down a little? If Windwos Update tries to download a special certificate hotfix from mikrosoft.ru, I'd be reinstalling the entire OS.

  36. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The climate is better in Persia and there are a lot fewer Mormons.

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  37. Re:whoops; ASK SLASHDOT... by catmistake · · Score: 2

    I find it easier and more sane, if Windows is necessary, to run linux or BSD on the iron, and install Windows to a virtual machine while network isolated, no updates, no patches, no AV, though install all necessary applications that are otherwise actually useful, Office stuff, whathaveyou, have a mounted shared folder from the VM on the actual real HD for documents, and then zip the machine before plugging in the net cable. After every use, nuke the VM, unzip a new instance, a freshly clean install in a min. or so... If there's any concern about what's in the shared doc folder, set up a cron on the *nix side to scan it once in while... or just gmail the documents folder to yourself and let Google disinfect it... but otherwise never update the WinVM, never scan it, never let your processor do anything that isn't actually work. Wash, rinse, repeat... I just never could get the hang of Tuesdays. Though your idea is neat too... presumably you get some nice bug fixes I won't... but my way takes less steps and is far more secure... theoretically, of course. Also, I bet anything my unpatched unupdated system is much much faster and more responsive, even virtualized, than your fully patched, updated, and periodically virus scanned system is running on your bare iron. Not ideal for gaming... but this would work in any office environment well, once tweeked so office-types don't keep stumbling out of the VM and into the real system, and with a cron nuking the machine every night (or every hour) when they logout.

  38. Re:Wait until someone does the same with UEFI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This smells an awful lot like natural selection for biological pathogens - if one is so virulent that it kills the host at the cost of its reproductive ability, it will eventually be replaced by those pathogens that don't kill the host, but affect it as little as possible while borrowing its infrastructure. Neat.