How the Moon Affects LHC Operations
New submitter NervousWreck writes "Physicists report that tidal conditions are affecting the hardware at the LHC. 'This effect has been known since the LEP days, the Large Electron Positron collider, the LHC predecessor. The LHC reuses the same circular tunnel as LEP. Twenty some years ago, it then came as a surprise that, given the 27 km circumference of the accelerator, the gravitational force exerted by the moon on one side is not the same as the one felt at the opposite side, creating a small distortion of the tunnel. Since the moon’s effect is very small, only large bodies like oceans feel its effect in the form of tides. But the LHC is such a sensitive apparatus, it can detect the minute deformations created by the small differences in the gravitational force across its diameter.'"
BLOW UP THE MOON!
They also had problems with an intermittent "rogue signals" which later turned out to match the timetable of a nearby railway. I wonder whether it could, in theory at least, detect gravity waves?
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Kind of a cool problem. I suppose that short of altering the moon's orbit, someone is going to have to build adjustments into the software... Would that even be possible? Such adjustments or approximations might invalidate results.
Oh the hell with it.... I'm tired of thinking logically today. I need a beer.
Huh?
Peter Griffin
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
"LHC Experiment discovers gravity; Higgs Boson still missing, presumed dead."
-- Terry
Yes, but our instruments are not yet sensitive enough to detect the effects.
I can see the fnords!
I would guess that this is more of a problem when there's a full moon since the mass must be greater then.
The crazy thing is that most of those incredibly smart people doing those amazing things are just as stupid as the rest of us in other ways.
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The Quantum Diaries is one of my favorite blogs, it's updated by particle, nuclear and plasma scientists all over the world. They have a great range of topics too, not just about the data coming out of the LHC and the range of theories, but also the life of a scientists, how papers are published, covering conferences, heck even on the day in the life of cleaning a detector. It's a field I'm working to get into, so it's especially of interest to me but I recommend it to anyone interested in the world of high energy physics.
On a side note, there's a write up of what was talked about the the Neutrino Conference that happened last week. Even aside from faster than light travel, they are finding some very weird things
Your mom is so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
Don't assume everyone knows what "LHC" stands for.
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You know the mass of the orbiting bodys doesn't really matter, unless they are comparable in size?
Doc this is 2012. You wasted another otherwise perfect timeline!
You where not supposed to disclose that until EUTC 21120103T23:04:31:0#.
Hivemind harvest in progress..
You know the mass of the orbiting bodys doesn't really matter, unless they are comparable in size?
You know the plural of body is spelled with an I E S? Oh, I guess you don't.
You know that when you overanalyze a joke, you're putting the anal in asshole?
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
After reading the headline, I was looking forward to reading an article about LHC scientists have been transformed into werewolves...