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Ask Slashdot: Best Training To Rekindle a Long Tech Career?

New submitter SouthSeaDragon writes "I'm a computer professional who has performed most of the functions that could be expected over a 39 year career, including hardware maintenance and repair, sitting on a 800 support line, developing a help desk application from the ground up (terminal-based), writing a software manual, plus developing and teaching software courses. In recent years, I've worked for computer software vendors doing pre-sales support generally for infrastructure products including applications, app servers, integration with Java based messaging and ESB product and most recently a Business Rules product. I was laid off recently due to a restructuring and am now trying to figure out the next phase. With the WIA displaced worker grants now available I am attempting to figure out what training would be good to pursue. I am hearing that 'the Cloud' is the next big thing, but I'm also looking into increasing my development skills with a current language. I wonder what the readers might suggest for new directions."

162 comments

  1. The cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You're at least 1 hype behind, it's now all about devops

    1. Re:The cloud by loxfinger · · Score: 2

      "C'mon fellas, it's all ball bearings these days!"

    2. Re:The cloud by rnturn · · Score: 1

      it's all ball bearings these days!

      Boy that one probably just soared over a lot of peoples' heads. I'm guessing most didn't know what you were referring to without Googling it.

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      CUR ALLOC 20195.....5804M
  2. Android Development by eljefe6a · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since you already know Java, give Android development a try. I know a few people who have rekindled their love of programming by doing some mobile apps.

    1. Re:Android Development by sg_oneill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep. Doing IOS apps rekindled my love of programming at a time when the endless treadmill of web-dev was pushing me towards contemplating a career change into something not-computers.

      I'm sure I'll grow disillusioned again, but for now, I'm actually enjoying my job for the first time in a decade.

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      Excuse the Unicode crap in my posts. That's an apostrophe, and slashdot is busted.
  3. Home-calling consumer services? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unless you're unusually gifted, you're probably learning new things, and thinking, a somewhat more slowly than you were when you were 25.

    On the other hand, if you have good hygiene, nice manners, aren't creepy, and are efficient, people might welcome you into their homes.

    So how about being self-employed, going to people's homes and small businesses to help them with configuration / purchase / maintenance of computers and simple networks?

    It wouldn't pay great, but you may have to live with that anyway, given that you're competing with hungry recent-graduates in a depressed labor market.

    1. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, you probably make fewer typos than I do.

    2. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by vlm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unless you're unusually gifted, you're probably learning new things, and thinking, a somewhat more slowly than you were when you were 25.

      Only in a law of averages. My observations of old people are they either give up intentionally, the brain freezes up, and they're hopeless, or they keep using the brain and they're more focused than a 20-something. It seems much like muscle mass and health in general as people age.

      The percentage of those who give up in a population increases pretty much linear with age. Look out for the ancient wizard, those guys tend to have scary elite skills. Unless they gave up on tech and went into soft skills and are there just because of schmooze power, the schmooze guys tend toward being a laughingstock.

      People tend to romanticize their youth a bit. At 25 I was trying to date the intern, had no idea what was going on although I thought I was an expert, still wasted time occasionally drinking, basically was an idiot with a huge surplus of energy and motivation. Which is all SOME jobs need, but most need actual skill.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    3. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I now know a lot more, I don't have the same energy I had when I was 7-8 years old and learnt BASIC, 6502 machine code from the Apple 2 manuals (they were rather good manuals).

    4. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or he could, you know, find work in a position befitting his experience? Catering to home users is generally bottom of the barrel in terms of pay and probably getting the same PITA phone calls about their network not working because little Timmy downloaded too much pronz.

      There are some companies around that actually value an older guy who's a little humble and knows the ropes. Hotshot 25 y/os may have the cool factor and are in touch with what's hot, but at the same time make a lot of mistakes their older peers no longer make nor have the same perspective.

      IMO, if the guy has any legacy knowledge of systems still in use but no longer sexy, he should leverage that.

    5. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was just kicking out one idea, because we don't know a ton about his competence or other qualifications.

      I figured that as a community, we were collectively trying to throw a lot of spaghetti at the wall.

    6. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Only in a law of averages. My observations of old people are they either give up intentionally, the brain freezes up, and they're hopeless, or they keep using the brain and they're more focused than a 20-something. It seems much like muscle mass and health in general as people age.

      That's pretty much the ultimate ""your own fault" approach. There is a fairly widespread subset of th epopulation that thinks that any ailment is the sick person's fault.

      Perhaps the giving up happens when the person's brain isn't working as well as it used to. Sometimes stuff like age happens, and despite our best efforts, no one get out of here alive.

      Though it is appealing to think that as long as I do Sudoku, I'll never die or become senile........naahhh, I hate frickin' Sudoku!

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    7. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I too no longer have the energy for 12 hours days. However, I generally finish projects a lot faster than younger people on my team. Almost like experience counts for something...

    8. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Unless you're unusually gifted, you're probably learning new things, and thinking, a somewhat more slowly than you were when you were 25.

      On the other hand, if you have good hygiene, nice manners, aren't creepy, and are efficient, people might welcome you into their homes.

      So how about being self-employed, going to people's homes and small businesses to help them with configuration / purchase / maintenance of computers and simple networks?

      It wouldn't pay great, but you may have to live with that anyway, given that you're competing with hungry recent-graduates in a depressed labor market.

      Condescending comments aside, I also agree with this comment. A lot of younger geeks have simply no relation at all to older people. This is a problem, as older people still own and run a lot of small business. This leads to major communication gaps, and misunderstandings. If you have the chops, you may farm out to a few consulting shops as the expert trouble-shooter. Better money, and more interesting work.

      That or learn Ruby. More demand for that than just about anything I have seen in a while.

    9. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by beheaderaswp · · Score: 2

      Right... he's competing against hungry *unproven* recent grads.

      There's a difference.

      Ageism: It's the new tech innovation.

      --
      Another consultant who stuck it out.

      "We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx..."
    10. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People can't tell the difference, nor do they care. They see a 21 year old who can "fix" their computer on the cheap, versus someone in their 50s who can't even get their solder to salute and would be perceived to charge a large wage. Guess who they will pick, and it won't be the "COBOL fossil."

      Age discrimination sucks, but people will take a 20-something a lot more seriously than anyone 35+. It is just how the business goes.

    11. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Age discrimination sucks, but people will take a 20-something a lot more seriously than anyone 35+. It is just how the business goes.

      Only a 20-something or younger would say such a thing.

      I'm 28.. I've run a couple of internet businesses over the last 10 years, and I've met _A LOT_ of 20-something year olds. Most of them are--and I cannot stress this enough--fucking idiots.

      Their SINGLE advantage is that they are cheap. As long as you can prevent them from fucking up too badly, you'll be able to save some money.

    12. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by John+Bokma · · Score: 2

      I guess that has much more to do with that you now have to dedicate a large part of that energy to other things. Also, it's no longer a hobby, right?

    13. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      versus someone in their 50s who can't even get their solder to salute and

      Well son, I'm 56 years old and my solder (sic) salutes in your mom every day! Didja feel it pressing up against yer little baby noggin' while you were in the womb? Did ya? Oh, I get it, you still think that your dad is your daddy.

    14. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by antdude · · Score: 1

      Did you get find a date and get hitched? ;)

      --
      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    15. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Fished · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Preach it.

      I recently turned 40, and I work with a number of people in their twenties. I consistently finish project faster than they do ... however, this is often obscured by the fact that I give longer (and more accurate) estimates for projects. I've learned a new programming language every year for the past 10 years or so (this year was Haskell; my brain is still blown) and my employer highly values my skills and experience. I have another friend who works as a "project troubleshooter". He is brought in, as a contractor, to save projects that aren't getting completed or whose performance is so bad that they're unusable. He primarily does coding, not management, and makes about $500,000 a year as a consultant in his late 50's.

      The other thing I'd observe is that most of the newer graduates never REALLY learned the fundamentals. They think of memory in "gigabytes", not "megabytes", and they tend to have slept through basic ideas like evaluating algorithms. (I recently had to explain to a computer science major from an Ivy League school with a rep for computer science the significance of "big O" and why an algorithm with O(n!) was a bad idea. He was a smart kid, but apparently that concept was just never hammered home.) Likewise for memory management -- all most recent graduates know about memory management is that the garbage collector does it. Likewise, for them machine language is hopefully obscure, and if they were ever confronted with a selector panel their brains would freeze up.

      Don't count us old farts out yet. There are advantages to having first learned programming on a computer whose memory was only 5Kb, with a 1 Megahertz processor. (A Vic 20.)

      --
      "He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. " -- John Calvin, commenting on Genesis 1
    16. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Cryacin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Damn straight.

      I'm forever grateful for the "Old fart" (as you so endearingly put it) that hammered exactly those topics, plus introduced the wonders of Djikstra et al into my coding.

      And like he used to say. Youth and enthusiasm are always trumped by Age and Treachery!

      --
      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    17. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Cryacin · · Score: 2

      As long as you can prevent them from fucking up too badly

      What's your secret? Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?!?

      --
      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    18. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by JonySuede · · Score: 2

      I have another friend who works as a "project troubleshooter"

      I plan to do that when I become an old fart !

      (I recently had to explain to a computer science major from an Ivy League school with a rep for computer science the significance of "big O" and why an algorithm with O(n!) was a bad idea. He was a smart kid, but apparently that concept was just never hammered home

      You must also take a look at each classes grades, Ivy Leagues alone means nothing about capacities, it is about connections. Remember that the guys with the C and the guy with an A in discreet math get the same computer sciences diploma if they graduate.

      --
      Jehovah be praised, Oracle was not selected
    19. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      Mine are templated*1 API and static code analysis tools configured to reduce false positive as it increase the effectiveness of code reviews.

      1- The pattern, not "the static at run-time dynamic, up to Turing complete at compile time (depending on the implementation)" Typing system

      --
      Jehovah be praised, Oracle was not selected
    20. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Beetle+B. · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's pretty much the ultimate ""your own fault" approach. There is a fairly widespread subset of th epopulation that thinks that any ailment is the sick person's fault.

      I don't know if there's a formal term for it, but I've heard it referred to as the "Just World Fallacy". People assume the world is fair, and thus if something bad happens to someone, it's his fault - either he took actions that led to his misfortune, or he failed to take actions to prevent it.

      Basically, people who invoke it need to feel secure about the world. They want to believe such stuff won't happen to them.

      Anyway, as for the GP's theories, I've seen research that shows that things like taking care of your health, aerobics, etc are far more likely to help older folks' brains solve problems than keeping them active with technical stuff (mathematics, puzzles, etc).

      --
      Beetle B.
    21. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by wrook · · Score: 1

      My observations of old people are they either give up intentionally, the brain freezes up, and they're hopeless, or they keep using the brain and they're more focused than a 20-something.

      My observation of me (at 44) is that no matter what I do, my brain is not as agile as it was when I was younger. The main problem is memory. You can train memory to a certain degree, but for me, anyway, it seems to be slowly fading away. When I was in my twenties, I could easily keep the structure of several hundred thousand lines of code in my head. I can not do that any more and I have to rely on notes.

      The next biggest problem is stamina. If I'm coding all day long I get sleepy. I can get a good 8-10 hours but after that I need a nap. I remember one time as a teenager hacking for an entire weekend without sleep. That is utterly impossible for me now.

      Having said that, the older me is many times more valuable than the younger me. When I was younger, I could easily pick out things that "sucked". I would ineffectually rant and rave about how crappy everything was. I would have grandiose plans for making everything great. But half of those plans were naively wrong and the other half were ignored by people annoyed by my arrogance. My biggest skill right now is in helping a team head towards success while empowering others and keeping morale high.

      On the technical side, not only do I have much better design sense, I have patience. I am methodical now because I have to be. I am aware of what I am doing and why I am doing it. I've replaced my hotshot asshole programming style with humble coding.

      I've actually been out of the industry for about 5 years (teaching) and I'm looking to get back to it. I don't think that I will ever be the "alpha coder" on a top team any more -- that's a role for the young. I don't care if I'm scoring the goals or setting them up -- I'm interested only in success, not personal glory. I honestly believe that every team needs a couple of gray headed guys like me to balance the primadonas.

    22. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by arth1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A manager I knew once asked me if I knew someone who I could recommend for an open position. I asked what his dream candidate would be like, and he said ten years supervisor experience, early thirties, good school, like Ivy League.

      I had to pull Gershwin's Law[*] on him, and told him that basically, he wanted a daddy's boy who's overpaid and never had to prove himself. To have ten years supervisor experience in your early thirties, you have to have been hired directly after school, which is unlikely unless daddy pulled strings. An Ivy League degree in this case would just increase the risk of this being the case.
      So we sat down with a couple of pints and I found out what he really wanted - which turned out to be someone who had experience and could be depended on. I recommended hiring someone 40+ who was a victim of a structural lay-off.

      IIRC he hired a 20-something who jumped ship after less than a year, just as he was starting to become useful. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

      [*]: "It ain't necessarily so."

    23. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 2

      Not so sure about it being the "your own fault" notion, thought there is something to aging. I see several coworkers my age (35-45) just stop learning. What they know is "good enough", they make enough money to be satisfied and stop growing.

      On the other hand, if you eat 4000 calories a day on a 1500 calorie activity level, getting fat is your fault. Don't exercise your muscles, getting weak is your fault. Don't exercise your mind, getting stupid is your fault.

      --
      "What luck for the rulers that men do not think." - Adolph Hitler
    24. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      That's pretty much the ultimate ""your own fault" approach. There is a fairly widespread subset of th epopulation that thinks that any ailment is the sick person's fault.

      The thing is, for large swathes of ailments, it is true. Think lung cancer, skin cancer, heart disease, diabetes, AIDs, hepatitis, etc. Most of them are "lifestyle" diseases that (for most people - there are always some exceptions) are due mostly to the choices they've made. And there's plenty of other cases. My work offered free flu vaccines this winter. Some people took them, some people didn't - and got the flu when it went around. I know people who avoid doctors like the plague, and so when they do get sick, they don't seek professional help in time to head it off at the outset, and end up much worse off. I know people who put their faith in healing crystals or homeopathy, and suffer for it.

      It's not general enough to say every illness you get is your fault, but there is a significant enough chunk that it's a reasonable stance to take for a large proportion of ailments.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    25. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heh, One experience I had illustrates the fresh developer vs seasoned. I was hired in to help a couple of younger guys that wrote an application so I could help speed it up.

      One of the better guys was struggling to find out why his queries for data wasn't pulling back what he thought he should be getting. He'd been staring at his stuff for the better part of an hour before he asked me.It took him 2 minutes to explain his problem to me, and it took me two minutes and a whiteboard to scope out why he was thinking wrong.

      He was pretty well taken aback and asked me "How the fuck did you figure it out that fast?"

      I replied "Cause I had the same issue a long time ago and asked someone who knew what they were doing."

      --
      _ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
    26. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      My work offered free flu vaccines this winter. Some people took them, some people didn't - and got the flu when it went around.

      Wy too big a simplifiction. I worked with a fellow who got two flu shots, and both times he became ill right afterward with the flu. so while we are assigning fault, was he at fault when he got the shots? Was he at fault when he refused any more if he didn't get the shot and got the flu?

      I know people who avoid doctors like the plague, and so when they do get sick, they don't seek professional help in time to head it off at the outset, and end up much worse off.

      I once worked with a man who's doctor put him on cholesterol reducing drugs for mildly elevated cholesterol. It nuked his sex drive. Was going on the drugs and losing his sex drive his fault? If he went off his cholesterol meds and eventually had a heart attack or stroke then his fault?

      then, if he dutifully takes his meds, and has a stroke or heart attack, is he absolved from fault? More on that below...

      It's not general enough to say every illness you get is your fault, but there is a significant enough chunk that it's a reasonable stance to take for a large proportion of ailments.

      Anyhow, we can trade anecdotes all day. In my family, we tend toward big, and we tend to live to around 85 to 90 years old. That's pretty much independent of what we do, from days before heart, cholesterol or high blood pressure meds - fat or thin - to the present day.

      So if it makes you feel good, blame our genetics.

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    27. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I worked with a fellow who got two flu shots, and both times he became ill right afterward with the flu...I once worked with a man who's doctor put him on cholesterol reducing drugs for mildly elevated cholesterol. It nuked his sex drive.

      I wasn't trying to outline a regimen of behaviour to absolve fault. I was just illustrating that, yes, our actions impact our health, and frequently, our health is the result of our own decisions, not factors of a chaotic universe beyond our control. In the cases you outlined above, yes, to all of them. Yes, his actions in taking the flu-shot resulted in him getting the flu. Yes, when he got the flu without it, his lack of vaccination was a factor. Yes, the guy's lack of sex drive were due to his actions in taking the medication. Yes, if he had a heart attack without taking the medication, that would have been due to his own decisions too.

      I'm not trying to make judgements about what decisions people make, but when you make them, you live with the consequences, and you acknowledge that the consequences are the results of your own decisions. In the case of the cholesterol guy, presumably he weighed the pros and cons of low sex drive versus increased chance of heart attack. I'm not going to say which decision was wrong or right, but whichever he chose, the consequences were of his doing.

      In my family, we tend toward big, and we tend to live to around 85 to 90 years old. That's pretty much independent of what we do, from days before heart, cholesterol or high blood pressure meds - fat or thin - to the present day.

      Which is why I explicitly called that sort of thing out in my post:

      Most of them are "lifestyle" diseases that (for most people - there are always some exceptions) are due mostly to the choices they've made.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    28. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Take all the mistakes you've made and add them together. That's called "experience".

      People with experience aren't infallible, but at least the mistakes they make are new and original.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    29. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by catmistake · · Score: 1

      There are advantages to having first learned programming on a computer whose memory was only 5Kb, with a 1 Megahertz processor. (A Vic 20.)

      One of them undoubtedly is being able to say with a certain smug satisfaction:

      Only real men program in assembly!

    30. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      That or learn Ruby. More demand for that than just about anything I have seen in a while.

      I hear all the cool kids are using it.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    31. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Young men think old men are fools; old men know young men are.

      -- Some dude called Churchill. Or Franklin.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    32. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by jandersen · · Score: 2

      Well said.

      Program development is one of those disciplines where experience really is significant, and where you can, if you believe in yourself, go on and on, careerwise.

      I speak from personal experience: I spent my first many years as a so-so developer, then about 7 years more as UNIX system manager; all good, clever stuff. But it is only recently, after I turned 54, that my career is beginning to take off, both in terms of position and technically.

      The thing is, when you have that much experience, you can speak with authority about things. I can tell managers exactly why relying on a Windows domain and a half-witted MSCE is not the best way to ensure the stability of your IT infrastructure. And no matter how many questions they think up, I have experience that allows me to give a thoughtful answer.

      Technically, I remember how it was quite a lot of effort to learn the basic - BASIC, COBOL, FORTRAN, Pascal, C, C++, ... and of course Oracl, DB2, and so on and so ... However, I have in recent few months actually managed to learn, not just Java, but Java EE, and those who know what that entails will no doubt be impressed - it is not so much that each element in Java EE is hard, more that there are so many, each with their own peculiarities.

      Now, what was the point of this display immodesty? That all us oldies should take heart; we really are a lot better than all those young 'uns, and we are able to prove it. Plus, one of the previous posters mentioned that hey didn't have as much energy as before - I actually find that while I don't have the energy to jump and skip as I used to, I can certainly put in far longer hours than in my younger time. For one thing, I don't have young kids to worry about - my time is all mine. You don't need to sprint forward all night, a steady pace will do.

    33. Re:Home-calling consumer services? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My brain stopped working when my eyes went to cataracts. Even after operation its not anything like what it was. Life sucks without decent vision. I don't want to be a downer to all the blind people around but its been 3 years and i've gone to hell. Depressing. I have no joy in my life. Seeing things used to give me joy. Now nothing does. I got no sense of smell since i breathed some nitric acid as a 20 something. My hearing is currently going cos where i work is very noisy, my ears ring all night from it. I like my job otherwise so I stay, but with no sense no feeling its all just a slog. Everything is a slog.

      So yeah, getting old sucks!! I'm 45.

  4. Direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wouldn't recommend learning stuff with the hope of finding a job that uses it. I feel like you should spend some time, look around at various tech projects and languages and applications, etc etc. Find a job you want like "I'd like to work for Amazon S3, it seems really interesting." or something and then figure out what you need to do to get it, training or otherwise. I feel like that would be more fulfilling and have a better chance of success.

  5. Be realistic by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you have a 39 year old career, that means you are likely just a few years from retirement.
    A company that hires you will likely hire you for skills you have experience with - not any new skills you have no experience with. Those jobs will, unfortunately, go to young grads.
    My recommendation is to take one of the skills you have plenty of experience with and get a formal training in it. Even if it bores you, it will likely boost your employment probabilities more than anything new and interesting like the cloud. Because it is new, companies will be looking for young people who (a) are cheap, and (b) hopefully will stay after gaining experience, so the company can take advantage of that experience down the road.

    Sorry if this wasn't what you wanted to hear - I wish things were different, but we old timers aren't all that attractive for things we don't have experience with.

    1. Re:Be realistic by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Embezzle as much as you can from your current employer. You'll end up in a minimum security federal prison. You get three hots and a cot, plus free health care. There's a gym and a library. It's probably better than you'll get in your retirement. Our country is more willing to spend money on its criminals than its elders, might as well take advantage of that.

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      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    2. Re:Be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Plus free rectal exams on admittance, and more sex than you've received your entire life.

    3. Re:Be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus free rectal exams on admittance, and more sex than you've received your entire life.

      I guessed you missed the part where the point was to do white collar crime which lands you in a minimum security facility.

    4. Re:Be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Those elders deserve worse then prison - have you seen what they've done to this country?

      QFT. Greedy bastards sold us down the river with their entitlement programs. "Sure, let's setup these pyramid schemes and go into insane levels of debt. Our children & grandchildren wont mind living in poverty so we can live beyond our means!"

      We should just refuse to pay/bailout their insanity. We didn't make this mess.

    5. Re:Be realistic by DavidJSimpson · · Score: 2

      He must also consider the danger that he might NOT be caught, and could end up spending the rest of his life on a big pile of money.

    6. Re:Be realistic by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Embezzle as much as you can from your current employer. You'll end up in a minimum security federal prison.

      Only if you rip off a small amount. Embezzle enough and you'll get his job.

      --
      May the Maths Be with you!
    7. Re:Be realistic by nine-times · · Score: 1

      It's not just for eldars. We're also more willing to spend money to lock 20-something marijuana smokers in jail than to send them to college or job training.

      It's some system we've got going: pull funding from education, imprison the youth, then offshore labor or import it from other countries because "there aren't enough qualified applications", even while the number of unemployed goes up.

      Yay!

    8. Re:Be realistic by wmelnick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Depends on what you call "Elder". Those in their 60s and 70s yes. Those of us in our 40s and slighty older than us are even more screwed than you youngsters. We have paid in all our lives (25+ years) the same as those in their 70s and 80s who have gotten everything but when we get to retirement age in 15-20 years there will be nothing left for us and everything we paid in will have been sucked dry.

    9. Re:Be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good, except if you're in the states. Then it's Federal pound-me-in-the-ass Prison.

    10. Re:Be realistic by couchslug · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's HIGHLY Insightful.

      When I was training WIA students who were highly "experienced" at being (repeatedly) unemployed due to the economy I learned a lot from them.

      Take the LONGEST most useful course you can AND see if the school will call multiple courses some "hyphenated" SINGLE course for you. If your Unemployment will last through this, ensure your expressed preferences via the unemployment office "protect" you against being coerced to take jobs you don't really WANT. A great way is to pick a distance from home which excludes potential employers.

      Milk it, get the papers, and use the time. You might even channel schooling into obtaining a teaching gig. Schools KNOW students take courses they could probably teach. They get paid so they are fine with that.

      Make faculty friends! It's a club and it's a club where being an Old Fucker is a sign of stability! (I'm an Old Fucker, BTW.) Use that human networking kung-fu young noobs think they don't need because they are Unique Snowflakes. You know TEAM behaviours.

      We work to serve our elite masters who milk us like cattle, so use every opportunity the system gives you. THEY DO. It's every man for himself.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    11. Re:Be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

    12. Re:Be realistic by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Because it is new, companies will be looking for young people who (a) are cheap, and (b) hopefully will stay after gaining experience, so the company can take advantage of that experience down the road.

      This is an ironic statement since most tech departments I have seen have a mean seniority of 1.5 years or less. Younger people are more likely to take the risk and job hop, while and older employee may just keep going on.

    13. Re:Be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh. All of my 20-something peeps who smoke pot, when caught, tell the judge "I have a problem with marijuana", and they get ordered to attend rehab/counseling, and serve no time.

      Now, that may not work forever, but one of my acquaintances did do it three times in a row. The only time I've personally seen time for weed, in my neck of the woods, was if it was mixed with other offenses (DWI, etc..)

    14. Re:Be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way man. Find someplace nice and squat it. Hawaii, etc. Worst case you end up in prison like you are suggesting already. Best case, you live someplace nice for free. It's more common than you think. You could hop from REO2REO too with similar consequences, but not in such nice areas. He can probably afford to buy some cheap land and violate the living shit out of building codes. It's like squatting only better. Build your castle under some nice shade trees, they probably won't find it.

      Bottom line, if you're willing to go to prison you should do something prison-worthy. You have the added bonus of possibly getting away with it. At the very least, put counterfeit bills in the drink machines. Come on, man. Straight to prison? Terrible plan.

    15. Re:Be realistic by shmlco · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Most of people who've put you into this mess are ex-CEOs who've since bailed and retired on their multi-million-dollar golden parachutes.

      Cut expenses, Profit. Cut jobs. Profit. Offshore. More profits. Cut quality. More profits. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat...

      What? People are no longer buying the mass-produced junk we're importing from China? Sorry about that. Guess it's time for me to bail...

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      Any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
    16. Re:Be realistic by geezer+nerd · · Score: 1

      After 39 years, you likely should be retiring. I retired after a 38-year career, and it was the best thing I ever did!
      Go apply for Social Security and begin tapping into those IRAs and 401Ks. You are set.

      If, after you retire, you still feel the urge to do something creative, Get involved with an open source project or go help some local community-service organization with its website or something like that.

    17. Re:Be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Our country is more willing to spend money on its criminals than its elders, might as well take advantage of that.

      Wrong.

      I don't know about you, but I've been in jail.

      Three hot meals is correct, if you can manage to swallow it. The food has to be as bland as possible, because they don't cook with any salt or spices or anything tasty in case someone has heart issues or is diabetic, etc. Trust me, putting salt on your food after it is cooked makes a huge difference (i.e. it doesn't help). Most people mix all of the meal together in one big pile in order to get even a modicum of flavor. If you want something tasty you have to use the canteen, which is usually a vending machine where ramen noodles are $0.75 and a candy bar is $2.00.

      The gym was crap. You could play basketball, or just run around.

      The library was a little bit bigger than a dorm room and consisted of books that were donated because no one bought them at the library sale. So basically a book has to be so crappy that a library tries to hawk it, and then be even crappier because it doesn't sell for a quarter. There were a few gems if you looked hard (ended up reading a few torn up Dostoevsky novels).

      Yes, I am sure that there more pleasant jails/prisons out there, but the two I stayed in and probably the majority of the rest are far from what you think.

      Oh, and at the end of your tenure you are tendered a nice fat bill to pay for your stay (~$30 a night). Pretty sure a $900/month retirement home would be a better choice.

      I understand your post was a cutesy facetious post, but it is hard to excuse ignorance.

    18. Re:Be realistic by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

      Stick to your tools and tech. I am sure that there are established projects which need some tweaking. Maybe you can convince someone to port those to the cloud.
      Your competitive advantage is your established experience and tools. Chose your battles wisely. It will be hard to land a job where they want young whipper snappers, but I bet there are lots of ongoing projects which need you. You have to find and convince people of that. Its not that hard. Managers are RISK ADVERSE like HELL.

    19. Re:Be realistic by GrantRobertson · · Score: 1

      This is actually the best advice I have seen here. Yes, there is age discrimination. But usually only in the fields where HR people PERCEIVE that young blood is needed. (The facts don't really matter.) So, as with everything else, the best bets are to play to one's strengths or to one's interests. As the OP is asking for direction, it appears he has no overriding interests. So that leaves playing to strengths. There is nothing wrong with that. Then, although the OP may not get a full-time job doing said strength, he may get regular consulting work, which can be rewarding and interesting in itself.

    20. Re:Be realistic by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Oh, and at the end of your tenure you are tendered a nice fat bill to pay for your stay (~$30 a night). Pretty sure a $900/month retirement home would be a better choice.

      Not to be rude, but can I get a citation for that? Would be an awesome factoid for dinner conversation.

      --
      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    21. Re:Be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for academia

    22. Re:Be realistic by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      First Google hit, being charged for meals has been around for over a decade too, even if found innocent you get to pay for the stay.

      --
      "What luck for the rulers that men do not think." - Adolph Hitler
    23. Re:Be realistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be rude, but can I get a citation for that? Would be an awesome factoid for dinner conversation.

      Not rude at all, I would be happy to cite those words if they weren't my personal anecdote.

      Google does provide lots of hits though, such as this website which allows you to make payments. https://www.payforstay.com/index.php

    24. Re:Be realistic by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      For guilty, I actually find this good. Follows the tenement of not profiting from crime. For being found innocent and needing to pay though... only in America it seems.

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      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    25. Re:Be realistic by Oo.et.oO · · Score: 1

      Most of people who've put you into this mess are senators and regulators who've since bailed and retired on their multi-million-dollar golden industry jobs.

      Get kickbacks, Profit. Insider Trade. Profit. Allow derivative trading with no regulations. More profits. Allow unlimited campaign contributions from corporations. More profits. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat...

      What? People are no longer buying the mass-produced junk we're importing from the Tea Party? Sorry about that. Guess it's time for me to bail...

      there, i fixed it for you...

  6. Re:39 year career? How old are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    thats pretty damn obnoxious of you, douchebag.

  7. Late 50s early 60s.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From what I've been reading in the business press over the last couple of years, when folks lose their jobs in their 50s or later, they're screwed for the rest of their life. More than likely, he'll never work again as a professional or in any white collar job.

    That is also a reason why disability claims with Social Security have been sky rocketing these last couple of years - older people unable to work so they go for early retirement or disability if they are too young.

    It's a crying shame, too.

    1. Re:Late 50s early 60s.... by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From what I've been reading in the business press over the last couple of years, when folks lose their jobs in their 50s or later, they're screwed for the rest of their life. More than likely, he'll never work again as a professional or in any white collar job.

      There are exceptions, but those are for people with very specific skill sets that younger people are unlikely to have, like Cobol, Fortran, CICS, Unicos, VMS...

    2. Re:Late 50s early 60s.... by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      Fortran is still taught in schools for engineers and programmers, IIRC. Dunno about cobol, but I'm sure it's being taught somewhere.

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    3. Re:Late 50s early 60s.... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      It is, but it's a course on rarely taken and rarely offered. It's for people who know they plan to work at a bank for example, and will need COBOL to work on some critical system that you can't do anything about.

      Fortran is an extremely rare skill because it's taught primarily to people in sciences who don't go off into industry. They still actively use Fortran in sciences and are professional scientists.

    4. Re:Late 50s early 60s.... by akeeneye · · Score: 2

      The key may be, along with learning the hot skill of the moment (another poster suggested mobile apps which is probably hottest now), to seek out remote work, where, if you only reveal your most recent experience, The Man doesn't generally know how old you are. There's a fair amount of it out there - keep an eye on the news.ycombinator.com forums among other places. I see a lot of work-from-anywhere mobile gigs. Also, small companies - startups especially - want cheap hackers but they also have very short time horizons. The company could be gone in six months and has better things to worry about than your retirement plans if any.

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      The man who dies rich dies disgraced. -- Andrew Carnegie
    5. Re:Late 50s early 60s.... by kenh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is still used by many major corporations, and many not-so-major ones.

      COBOL, like the Mainframe, has had almost as many funerals as it has birthdays...

      --
      Ken
    6. Re:Late 50s early 60s.... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      From what I've been reading in the business press over the last couple of years, when folks lose their jobs in their 50s or later, they're screwed for the rest of their life.

      Now is the time to go into senior management or similar. Sell your years of expertise training people, that kind of thing.

      You're right, in that any career he was particularly in before is dead and buried unless he can market himself to a former competitor. Training in a programming language is unlikely to help unless he plans to start his own business and start out as lead programmer.

    7. Re:Late 50s early 60s.... by demachina · · Score: 2

      Fortran is NOT an extremely rare skill. Its widely used in engineering and scientific programming.

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      @de_machina
    8. Re:Late 50s early 60s.... by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      You can learn Fortran, COBOL and all those languages. Wonderful. But a language is not what you get paid for. You get paid for knowledge of the codebases you work on, as it's not the language that you can read from a textbook that's work money, but the unwritten conventions in the code base.

      Remember that old joke, "What? Why did you charge me $10,000 to replace a fuse?!?" "Well sir, $1 for the fuse, $9999 to know which one to replace."

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      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    9. Re:Late 50s early 60s.... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      That what I said. It's rare in industry because they're not off in industry using that information. It's not that it's actually rare, it's just rare to find someone in industry who uses it actively.

    10. Re:Late 50s early 60s.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Yup, COBOL is used extensively still. The thing about COBOL is that is often controlling business critical processes and companies are terrified of breaking it. Sure, some have rewritten the processes in Java or something similar but at a tremendous cost and risk. COBOL might not be the sexiest language out there but you can make a very good living at it if you know where to look.

  8. Teach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Java is still a very popular language - Could you get a job teaching the basics? You can't beat the perks of being a professor.

    If development classes don't float your boat, how about teaching a Systems Analysis and Design course? You've got experience with requirements gathering, project management, System Design, etc.. you could make a great Professor with that experience.

  9. PM by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

    One of the things that many companies struggle with is delivering on projects. A good PM helps with that. What makes a good PM? Someone that knows and follows all the stupid paperwork around PM, but also has a well refined BS meter, for all the worthless twits who will always say "I can get you that by Friday" when it's a 6 month task (in IT, I find many people have superhero complexes and will never say "I don't know" or anything like that). So, someone with a well rounded background who is interested in PM will make a better PM than all the people who decide it's the non-technical way to get into IT for all that lucrative IT cash, and can't ever deliver anything.

    On the other hand, if you are wanting to just continue as an IT grunt, VMware is what most managers think of when "the cloud" is mentioned, so go take a VMware class, or SAN or something like that. Look at the jobs available in your region (or where you want to work) and see what's being listed now and what pays in your expectation range.

  10. Management training by vlm · · Score: 1

    Either

    1) Do something completely non-tech like management training and find something in at a tech company. Or accounting.

    2) Do what you find interesting (I'm learning Scala by doing Project Euler tasks, because I want to. No other reason). You're asking /. so I'm guessing you don't want to do anything in tech. Which is fine. You may never find a job in the field. Assuming you're in the US, there are fewer employed full time workers every year so you may never have another job, at all. But at least you'll get a cool class.

    3) Find where you want to work, figure out what they use in IT, and learn it to get in. So you wanna get in on the bubble (admittedly probably too late) so you figure out what groupon or facebook uses in your field, learn those topics, get into the bubble, or whatever. It seems we're headed into another downswing of the 2nd great depression. I'd look for a relatively stable employer, like a hospital?

    4) Figure out where you want to work, figure out what entry level jobs they hire (unfortunately probably low pay), and learn a new skill in a new career.

    5) Retire? My dad retired from full time 9-5 work in his 50s and consulted, but was mostly retired. Your previous employers may not need you 40 hours per week, but they may need you for 8 hours a week, or perhaps during busy times. Who's to say you're not doing your own startup or small business while retired? A decade or so ago, retired people looking to earn a buck used their domain specific skills to run a ebay store, worked for my dad. I guess that opportunity has been destroyed but there is probably something out there. Is gold farmer still a valid mode of employment?

    --
    "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
  11. Hey Michael by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try to not use your real name when posting on tech forums. You come across as insecure and not knowing.

    And with your name, you should consider changing it, because prospective employers like to google names, and find things like
    Spamming: http://luni.org/pipermail/luni/2010-July/027748.html
    Drug charge: http://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/F2/914/1527/243231/
    Alleged wifebeating and stabbing attempt: http://on-suicides-deaths.blogspot.com/2009/04/nh-man-killed-in-lakes-region-crash.html

    Those might not be you, but a prospective employer might not spend the extra time on finding out.

    1. Re:Hey Michael by TheLink · · Score: 1

      From one of your links:

      Police were alerted to the buried vehicle following an incident at Alimontiâ(TM)s property on March 31 in which a tenant, Michael Salsman, 34, allegedly beat his wife, Alacea Dyer Salsman, 23, and attempted to stab her with a butcher knife.

      You wouldn't want to work for an employer who thinks a 37 year old is the same person as the one who has a 39 year old tech career.

      As for insecure, why would using your real name mean you're insecure?

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    2. Re:Hey Michael by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because he's one of those morons who thinks if you ask a question, it means you know absolutely nothing about anything. He's so insecure in his own abilities that he's afraid if he doesn't always have the answer people will realize how little he actually knows.

    3. Re:Hey Michael by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      This makes no sense at all. In fact, I think you mean the exact opposite of what you are trying to say. That, or you are way up on the Autism scale and don't understand that the phrases "using your real name" and "makes you insecure" make no sense when run together.

  12. you're a support expert. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    roll with that.

    seriously.

    get a job appointing support consultants to do some shit ass oracle consulting for businesses that use enterprise support sw(read: every fucking big corp). swim in money. go for it.

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    world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  13. Plumbing. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0

    Learn plumbing. Your "Enterprise Products" days are over.

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    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  14. In the "Cloud" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Cloud + "Big Data" are happening things these days. I am a 64yo professional and started a new career at the first of the year in telecom. Cloud + Hadoop + Big Data are serious issues these days. I'm gaining my chops in that area (main emphasis is performance engineering), and there is a LOT of interest in anyone with "Big Data" (Hadoop + MapReduce) type of experience.

    1. Re:In the "Cloud" by Lorens · · Score: 1

      Cloud + Hadoop + Big Data are serious issues these days. I'm gaining my chops in that area (main emphasis is performance engineering), and there is a LOT of interest in anyone with "Big Data" (Hadoop + MapReduce) type of experience.

      Second that. Want to learn a new language? Pig.

  15. Salary is an important factor by ZeroPly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you have been steadily going up the pay scale during your career, you might have to take a significant pay cut - maybe 40% or more, to get another job. As I'm sure you've heard often enough, IT is not kind to those over 50. And nowadays 45 is the new 50. If you have specific niche skills, those are what you should try to market. There is still a considerable amount of legacy hardware and software out there, and it would be better to look there, and hopefully replace someone who is retiring, than live a pipe dream of "reinventing" yourself as a Java/Android/HTML5/Node.js/Hadoop expert.

    I do not believe training will help much at this point in your career. Your age will work against you much more than any shiny new certification will work for you. All the twenty somethings are all over the hot new fads. But they will probably not be applying for jobs that involve AS/400 control language, or VAX/VMS.

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  16. Software system integration by Narrowband · · Score: 2

    Sounds like you've done a lot on making different pieces of the IT puzzle work together on the infrastructure side. Maybe there's something there?

  17. Can Not Find Good Tech Folks by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    A lot of companies are complaining that they just can't find good tech folks. IT and programming seem like damned hard positions to fill. If you wanted to brush up on Java web application programming for a month or two, I don't think you'd have a problem finding a job. If you were feeling lazy, you could probably go into software quality testing (automation is more fun than manual) with no training whatsoever and coast to retirement. Depends on the salary you're looking for, of course.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:Can Not Find Good Tech Folks by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      The original poster probably doesn't count as a "good" tech person in that context. I.e., he's not willing to work the wages that are offered to H1B guest workers who can be effectively deported at the whim of their employer. And he's probably not willing to work 60 hours/week for unwritten promises of future wealth.

    2. Re:Can Not Find Good Tech Folks by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of companies are complaining that they just can't find good tech folks ...

      ... for $10/hr no benefits, or mandatory 80 hour per week overtime, or intern unpaid jobs, or "pay you in shares" startups, or ridiculously over specified.

      Pay in peanuts, you get monkeys.

      I see no evidence of an actual shortage.

      I know its discouraging, but just trying to keep it real. Its not 1999 all over again. Or even 2004.

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      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    3. Re:Can Not Find Good Tech Folks by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      I've had a swarm of recruiters offering $40-$60 an hour for manual testers lately. Hardly peanuts. A lot of that is contract work, in which you actually get paid for any overtime worked (1040 work through a contracting company.) Even at rates like that they seem to be having trouble finding qualified people. From my network of software engineers, no one's actually looking for work right now. That's hardly a scientific sample size, but from my perspective there is a shortage of qualified people and the economy must be doing great!

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      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    4. Re:Can Not Find Good Tech Folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you offered that through a contracting company? You realize they posted job ads for those contracts @ $15-18/hr... right?

    5. Re:Can Not Find Good Tech Folks by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      No, I've been offered that in E-Mails from contractors. I just updated my address on my resume on monster and they've been calling and E-Mailing non-stop since then.

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      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  18. Cisco. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    Get hip-deep in heavy networking knowledge. Use the grants to get Cisco certs; that's a hard thing to get into, otherwise.

  19. Five years by kenh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Are you honestly looking for suggestions on training to take that will be good for the next 5 years?

    First off, in this job market, don't expect to sail into an upper-level position, so you are likely looking at a grunt-level job.

    My advice would be to learn either network security OR virtualization - your diverse skill set will augment either of those two areas, and in security you may have an advantage not being a twenty-something with dubious credentials (AKA self-taught). I think you are honestly at the end of your career, or at least, you can see it from where you are - your greatest strengths are your previous experiences, look for a way to build on them in a growing segment of the industry.

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    Ken
  20. Suggestions for new directions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > I'm a computer professional .. I was laid off recently .. I wonder what the readers might suggest for new directions ..

    Unless you can move into project management I would suggest teaching or moving out of the industry ...

  21. Been there, done that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am 68, probably older than you. IOW, my age-related observations come from living them, not from seeing them portrayed on TV.

    I have gone into business for myself and have a cloud-based service I wrote at http://www.TelephoneMessagePad.com

    It is not a major money maker ... yet. However, it is growing and churn is low. With expected age of death in early 90's (!) for those in their 60's now, what you need/want is a long-term solution. I don't think hanging on for a few years until social security kicks in and then sitting around the house is that solution. I think if you want a job, you have to create one of your own.

    You say you wrote a help desk application form the ground up. Hmmm ... we may have some mutual interests. I am writing a sales/help chat application right now.

    You can find some good resources on starting up at http://isvcon.com and http://www.asp-software.org Neither are free.

    1. Re:Been there, done that. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0

      I have gone into business for myself and have a cloud-based service I wrote at http://www.telephonemessagepad.com/

      It is not a major money maker ... yet.

      lol

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    2. Re:Been there, done that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have gone into business for myself and have a cloud-based service I wrote at http://www.telephonemessagepad.com/

      It is not a major money maker ... yet.

      lol

      So what have you been doing with your life Alex?

    3. Re:Been there, done that. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      So what have you been doing with your life Alex?

      Writing embedded platform and DSP firmware, working for a company that makes loudspeakers and other audio equipment, using and contributing to relevant open source software projects.

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      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  22. I couldn't get your job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a twenty something who trained for what you do I couldn't get a help desk job without at least 5 years exp to save my life. After seriously considering a move to India I settled with temping, doing migrations and what not and slowly weaseling my way into Web dev. Competition in the cloud is global. It seems you have a lot of soft skills with people you could play up. Age is always advantageous when it comes to people skills. Unless of course you've decided you hate people then by all means learn server side language.

  23. As a 58yr old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Grumpy Old Man', I can relate to a lot of the comments that have been posted here.

    I think I'm quite lucky in that I didn't specialize in any one area of IT.
    Instead, I got into 'Systems Integration'. My breadth of skills and the ability to take the wider view means that jobs are not hard to come by.
    Sure some of the people I work with are shit hot Java coders, DBA designers or whatever but when putting together a system that will work is a whole different kettle of fish.
    Over the years, I've been there, seen it, got the 'T' shirt.
    Many systems these days are pretty complicated and just manking them work together is a skill.
    A skill that is AFAIK not taught in any university. It can only be acquired with experience.

  24. Re:39 year career? How old are you? by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least you will never have to worry about getting old. At some point you will mouth off to the wrong guy and get shot.

  25. A different tack. . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    . . . .you obviously know IT, can code, and like being productive. You've got both experience and maturity, and likely a good work ethic. Might I suggest a different tack ? Get into CNC Machining. Consider it the industrial end of the Maker movement, industrial-style. People are needed, it pays well, and if they need you to work overtime. . . .you get paid for it. Plus, at the end of the day, you'll have a tangible result of your work. And, with the depth and breadth of experience you already have, picking up CAD/CAM shouldn't be a problem, and you'll likely become a floor lead or shop chief in a relatively short time after attaining mastery of your new skills. . . .

    1. Re:A different tack. . . by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Very true words the parent wrote. My father just retired from a long, well-paid, career as a CNC programmer in the aerospace industry and I'm currently doing electro-mechanical R&D at a start up (and being paid decently with benefits!) partly because of my diverse skill set. They commented that you don't often see Electronics Tech, Java Programmer, Network Admin, and CNC Machinist on the same resume. I've heard that some idiots ask "What's your vertical?", like everyone needs to be a super specialist in something. I've found that having a broad range of skills makes me valuable to quite a few people, some that are more than willing to pay a consulting fee.

      Check out consulting while going through classes. It looks like you already know your stuff well enough that people would be willing to pay you. If you live in an area that isn't "tech heavy" like the coastal areas of the US, you may find people doing start ups that need tech explanations and guidance. My wife does a lot of that for her bosses (she's the IT Director for a multi-million dollar start up).

      Going back to school is also a good move, in the meanwhile. Most schools (especially tech schools) have people whose role is to build relationships with local businesses and place appropriate students with them. They love older students with high tech backgrounds and experience. They are easier to place, and more likely to get other students from the school in the door of where ever they go.

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  26. Valuable Experience by jddj · · Score: 1

    If you've had customer face-time, and worked in a large company, or visited large companies and worked in them, your understanding of the corporate world is not to be underestimated.

    Young clowns right out of school typically take years to understand how corporations work, how to navigate, how to handle the politics, how to communicate, hell, even how to dress. You probably want to focus on getting back in to corporate work, or perhaps consulting with corporations.

    As another poster mentioned, you'll be hired at this age for experience - so parlay what you have, don't fret about age.

    If you'd like to take on a modern language, Udacity's got a really good intro course on Python, six weeks long and free. Other courses on web application development, programming a robotic car, and more are there for the taking. Worth your time. Start with Python - its used there extensively, and is a modern interpreted language.

  27. CISSP by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1, Funny
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    1. Re:CISSP by cluedweasel · · Score: 1

      This is the route I'm taking. I'm hitting the 30 year experience mark. That counts for a lot. People respect that amount of experience rather than seeing it as a detriment. Being in the security consulting field is somewhere where being older, and hopefully wiser, can be an asset.

  28. C/C++, dev. drivers, OS kernel, routing protocols by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These aren't the current hot areas and probably never will be (they had their moment in the late '80s and early '90s). But they require highly skilled, highly experienced engineers with dependable work habits, and younger engineers are mostly not interested in these areas anyway since the "action" has moved up the technology stack. Employers realize this, so this your chance.

  29. Your position in enviable by JoshuaDFranklin · · Score: 1
    SouthSeaDragon:

    As your post points out, it's obvious that "the Cloud" is a valuable skill. That term means many things, but although I've been hearing the same things for the last 5 years I've only had the chance to mess with running virtual machines on the public cloud for the past couple months. Why? Time didn't permit me the luxury of exploring it myself, and only recently has my employer decided to it's a priority and paid me to work on it. My bet is that a lot of technology professionals feel that way. I know this sounds cliché, but getting laid off may be the best thing that ever happened for your career. Take the skills you know and add on some pretty deep exploration of cloud technologies. Up to you, but since you mentioned Java you might start with Amazon's Elastic Beanstalk (deploy .war files on Tomcat running in the cloud), which has a 1-year free tier: http://aws.amazon.com/elasticbeanstalk/#pricing

    If you want to be really hip, we've used JRuby to deploy Rails applications to beanstalk, there's a "Hello World" tutorial from Amazon here: http://aws.typepad.com/aws/2011/02/rack-and-the-beanstalk.html

    I'm sure there are other free or low cost options out there as well. Even unemployed, your time is very valuable so use it to your advantage.

  30. Actual advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are looking for a good computer language to learn now I would recommend python. I have just recently started re-teaching myself programming in a new language and have found python can take advantage of your old skills. Start an online presence and get involved in some open source projects such as SciPy or another that interests you and get your foot in the door without a formal interview. As far as displaced worker training, not sure. The SciPy convention in houston might be a good place to start networking. Academia may be a better place to look for employment as age and experience is valued more highly there, and there is not as much pressure for getting the newest, lowest cost workers. You might also be able to parlay your skills into a position at a local school district that would greatly enhance the value of education to students, but migh not give you the greatest monetary rewards.

    Sorry about all the negative comments here, slashdot seems to be going the way of the rest of the internets. Makes you yearn for the days of great comments, and the occasional GNAA post.....

  31. Do what you enjoy by tebee · · Score: 1

    I would caution against trying in-home support unless you live in a well off neighbourhood or can afford to live on a low wage. Problem is there is some young buck, usually the son of a friend of a friend, who gets off on messing with computers and will do it for pocket money. It's hard to make a living wage against competition like that.

    If this sounds bitter, yes I've tried it. I'm a bit similar to you started my IT career doing assembler programing on IBM 360's , became a systems programer, then started doing network support, then pc support, then ended up doing PHP programing. I hate managing and at an early stage became a freelance contractor to get decent money but avoid all the management politics.

    I had to give all up when I had to take 3 years out to look after my terminally ill mother. Tried to get back in after but I was too far behind and frankly not in all that good a state myself by then.

    Tried the home PC support but it's very hard to find a price level that you can afford to live on and people can afford you, though I very much enjoyed the work and meet real live people again after 2 many years in 2nd line support. Did a few other non-computer ventures for a while ( Ran a bar, worked as a photographer) but was never really as happy as when I was messing with bits . Neither did I make as much money , and that with the loss of most of my capital through two divorces forced a rethink.

    In the end I stumbled in into a job I really enjoy. I'm a model railroader by hobby and started using 3-d cad to make models by 3-d printing. A year and a bit later I have a business that almost supports me and my family.

    If you have been in the biz for 39 years, like me you're not getting any younger - go find something you enjoy and do it.

     

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  32. The old guy smell by tbonefrog · · Score: 1
    I am in about the same boat. I have had a 40-year career so far, and pickings have been slim since taking a nice early retirement package almost a year ago.

    Definitely stay in the public eye. Substitute teaching is a valuable service to the community, and gives you an outlet for your skills.

    Anyone who has survived on their technical merits as long as you have is probably outside the norm of the crop of twentysomethings and an employer would be a fool not to hire you. (Note to employers who have NOT hired me over the past year: THIS MEANS YOU).

    You have to do things to disguise the old-guy smell. I recommend trying to win government contracts, taking a crack at winning challenges such as at innicentive or zintro, and definitely snarfing up a few of the free, excellent, topical courses online from places like coursera and others, the possibilities are growing exponentially right now.

    Work on open source if you are adept at something, or learn something and then contribute if you are not.

    So you want a CISSP but don't want to relocate from your comfortable home? Get on Dice first and search for CISSP within commuting distance of your home. Alternatively, just set up a daily Dice search for jobs in your area and continually pester the headhunters about any job you feel qualified for, specifying in your resume or cover letter EXACTLY how your skillset covers the job requirements.

    Look for opportunities to suggest to an employer that he is better off hiring you AND that recent grad, so you can mentor the kid in all the things he doesn't know anything about (UNIX, SQL, security, perl?) while he backs up your lack of front end development expertise. The employer will end up with two skilled employees for the price of one.

    Oh yes, did I mention? Offer to work for a lot less than at your previous job, since you are pretty well set anyway. It will keep you from going crazy and fend off the honeydews. Keep working on something, whether paid or unpaid. Use and reference your web site to hone your web skills and provide a visible first impression.

  33. Lazarus / Delphi / Object Pascal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know many people will call Pascal outdated, but in my opinion the fundamentals are excellent. Rapid development, rapid and efficient code execution. If you are tired of waiting for C++ compilers or Java app servers, that is it !

  34. ITIL by drgroove · · Score: 1

    Get your ITIL v3 Expert / Manager certification. Jobs for ITIL Experts / Managers start at about $150k and work up from there.

  35. Apple Releases Safari 6 Beta ahead of WWDC ’ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  36. Pick a different strategy by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2

    Your skill list is probably good enough. What you need placement help. Check with local technical placement agencies.

    Still, if you feel like learning something new check online resources like careerbuilder, craigslist, monster and the like. Look at the jobs that interest you and see what the requirements are. You'll find the holes in your resume pretty quick that way.

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    rediculous.
  37. How do you start a tech career? by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

    I know my stuff, and have a good education. But I can never get an interview anywhere. I sent out thousands of resumes on Monster.com over two years, and only got 1 Interview from it. After years of searching, I gave up and started programming my own games. This is what I'm doing now. Anyone have tips for someone who's career never started, but is still super talented in what they do?

    1. Re:How do you start a tech career? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. If you don't live near a big city then be willing to move near one, like D.C (tons of gov't and gov't contract IT jobs).

      Try expanding your search to include QA roles. You can get a job doing QA at a larger contracting company or corporation where you'd be able to move to a programming job later. Do that job and do it well. Make your own opportunities to automate and write programs to test the software (e.g., Selenium. etc.), etc. Be friendly to others. Make yourself valuable (if possible), but more importantly, gain a reputation as a talented and hard working person. At that point, most companies will definitely work with you to get you into a programming position if you tell them that is your goal, because they will already know that you are super talented and a hard worker. You could probably move after working a year or two in the QA position.

    2. Re:How do you start a tech career? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After years of searching, I gave up and started programming my own games.

      You might want to start looking again now -- it's a different world out there than it was about 2-4 years ago. The other thing is to be open to moving somewhere else: it might be that where you currently live has a crap job market. If that's the case, the best thing to do is move. If you can't move ... then I don't know what to tell you.

      But if you still come up with nothing, take a long hard look at your resume, and I suggest you get professional help. I've spent a lot of time wearing the 'hiring hat' for the groups I work in, and it always floors me how horrible many resumes are. If I have 15 resumes for 1 job, why would I pay any attention to a resume that really sucks?

      Good luck out there

  38. Rekindle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    or you want to say renook?

  39. Three Options by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

    A: Find your oldest skill and try to find an industry that still needs it and has trouble finding people able to maintain old common lisp/cobol/PL1/... code using codasyl databases and such stuff... (boring but might bridge you to retirement).
    B: Find a job in the Gambling industry it has low "ageism", they want people they feel they can trust (funny isn't it)..
    C: Create your own company doing anything you like to, and people will expect you to be "old" since you are the big kahuna, and they do not have to know that you are writing the code yourself instead of feeding it to a bunch of H1B visas in your basement.

    nb: Forget about "cloud" and other "mot du jour", you might blurb out the truth accidentally about the real issues, and the client really do not like this, moreover, the field is full of 20 something who think they invented it... and are willing to work for one bol of ramen per day.

  40. What would you do... by meburke · · Score: 2

    ...if you know you couldn't fail?

    I've been doing computer-related stuff for 47 years. I've rotated between hardware, software, sales, and just about anything in between. The bigest kick I get is making something work. Tech work worked for me for a long time because I was continuously getting called on to make things work. The longer I've been in the field, the more complicated the problems and, until about 6 years ago, the more I got paid to solve them.

    My income has dropped 80% in the last 8 years. Part of it was due to an illness I contracted, but most of it was due to the economic situation. I have a small advantage over most techs, but the truth is that any fairly competent tech with a couple of year's experience could do 80% of what I do, and those techs are selling their services for $35/hr instead of the $110/hr I usually charged my corporate customers. It makes sense; It is usually cheaper to hire the cheaper fella and only call me in if he screws it up. That's OK with me, too, because I love being the hero. But it is getting harder and harder to make a living this way.

    I'm 64 now, and I'm not ready to retire. (I spent all my money on wine, women and song, and I wasted the rest.) If my business doen't pick up by October I think I will see if can get into an Electrician's apprentice program. There is always a need for electricians, it is solid work, and lots of the low-voltage work in security, home automation, solar electric, etc. is fascinating. Plus, you don't have to re-train yourself every 4 years to keep up with your field. Cause and effect are pretty clear (most complex systems have failure built into the design) and the requirements analysis is pretty straight forward.

    Another question might be, "What would you do with your life if you had so much money that you never had to work for a living again?" My hobby is robotics and I do some serious stuff. If I could make a living doing that I would probably be as happy as if I had good sense.

    I would suggest reading, "The E-Myth" by Michael Gerber before making a decision. http://www.amazon.com/The-E-Myth-Revisited-Small-Businesses/dp/0887307280/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1339362079&sr=1-1&keywords=e-myth

    Even if you are not interested in having your own business, the first three chapters on figuring out how you want to live your life are very useful.

    Good luck.

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    "The mind works quicker than you think!"
  41. next step? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DEVOPS should be worth looking into,experience it the missing link for most devops people.

  42. See if you can help the Freedom Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://archive.org/details/EbenMoglen-theAlternateNetWeNeedAndHowWeCanBuildItOurselves
    http://archive.org/details/EbenMoglen-FreedomInTheCloud2010

    Most worthy project anywhere in the world at the moment IMO

  43. The other kind of networking by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    You should make a list of contacts and get in touch with them, find out if they know of any needs that you might fill, either as an independent consultant or as an employee.

    I also strongly suggest using linked-in and building your contact network, your resume, getting recommendations, joining groups that might be useful, etc. It's an excellent business networking tool.

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  44. too old to care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    39 years in the business? Capitalise on what you already know, there's scads of legacy stuff just begging for fossil support and crystal clear, complete and insightful risk/implementation analysis. Competing with people 1/4 your age and 1/3 your salary requirements will get you nowhere. Do the things old farts know how to do that young punks won't bother to have learned. Also, following trends is the quickest way to redundancy.

  45. You meant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You meant "renook a long tech career", i guess

  46. What is your passion? by plopez · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First answer that question. What do *you* really want to do? The proceed from there. Don't just chase after the latest fad, they come and go and have the shelf life of fresh fruit. And fads can often end up as dead ends. Find out what you would be happiest doing. Even if it means a career change. Get career counseling if you have to but explore that question first.

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  47. Re:39 year career? How old are you? by aergern · · Score: 1

    You are a douchebag. Go play some more Halo and have a nice can of shut the fuck up. asshat.

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  48. Try something NEW!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, why not just try something COMPLETELY NEW. 39 years is a long time to do anything, I'm 42 and feel "old" and I've been a paid programmer for 25 years. Maybe try sales, working at a Starbucks, taking some adult continuing ed classes for fun, etc.

  49. Learn Scala! by Arrgh · · Score: 1

    If you're still interested in coding, learn Scala! You'll leverage your existing JVM knowledge, and have exposure to a few currently-hyped trends: Functional programming, actor-based concurrency, etc.

  50. What to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering how rapidly tech is accelerating, there is no way to anticipate its development.
    Keep the brain in good running order.

  51. Re:39 year career? How old are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you're trying so hard for that name, it's yours - douchebag durrr it is. I'm sure you'll live up to it.

  52. Get out of the cube by Nethead · · Score: 1

    You've been in an office long enough. Go do some field work. Bring up circuits at field offices and stores. I did that and I never want to go back to the office.

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  53. Map out a real plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this crap that amounts to "try this" or "try that" or "I did this" to essentially start a new career is exactly that, crap. You're old, face it. It doesn't matter if you can really compete, you're old and nobody wants you because your benefit package is going to cost them more than your wage. Forget being hired by anyone, you have 2 choices only. One is to do project work as a consultant. There are lots of tech temp agencies with lots of work for people with 39 years of experience. Companies love us old guys (I'm 58) to come in and clean up the mess left behind by the kids. I did consulting for nearly a decade and loved it. Base pay is pretty good, you work on an hourly rate, and you get paid for overtime. Your second choice is self-employment; if you can't get a job, make a job. Keep bread on the table during the startup period by taking whatever government money you can get, investing the absolute minimum time possible to keep the tax dollars flowing your way for as long as possible. Don't fall in love with any one concept, try different things to see what works for you. I like the self-employment path because you can keep it going into retirement, so you don't end up feeble, and brain dead sitting on the porch all day. Face it, Social Security is neither social nor secure. You're going to need something to supplement that no matter what. Take this opportunity to get your retirement sideline up and running.

    1. Re:Map out a real plan by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Nobody in a big company cares (or is legally allowed to care) about size of the benefits package. They do care about a. Lack of current skills b. Demanding too high a salary relative to skills. If you can control these factors, you are gold. I would guess Java and iOS development would be great places to start.

  54. Re:Learn Scala! -Hyped, Exactly by codepunk · · Score: 1

    I just flat out turned down a gig at a shop where I immediately run into some young Scala fanboy coders. Truth is the entire operation was a complete mess with multiple stories of down time problems and stability horrors.

    I had made up my mind 15 minutes into the interview that this shop would be like watching a train wreck in progress.

    You cannot build stable production software using beta quality development tools. Years of experience is what teaches one these valuable life lessons.

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  55. Cleaning Malware from PCs Can Keep You Busy by littlewink · · Score: 1

    Conscientiously re-installing Windows, insuring that no malware and/or feelthy peectures remain, and installing updates and antivirus can keep you busy all week. Surprising how much of this stuff is around. Rinse, repeat... (lots of repeat customers)

  56. Hunting down Rachel from Card Member Services. by infonography · · Score: 1

    Bin Laden is pushing up Daisies ^h^h^h lillypads. now we need people to create the tech to find the other bad people in the world. Rachel from Card Member Services is just such a scumbag.

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  57. Skip it; go into manufacturing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will sound crazy, but figure out some new sellable products that can either by manufactured, or coded. And then do so.

  58. Teach? by cplusplus · · Score: 1

    Maybe you could get a teaching degree? Teach kids computer and programming skills?

    Also, sorry to ask, but with a 39 year career in and around the tech industry, why are you still working? What went wrong with retirement? I ask only because I'm in the same industry and don't want to work for 39 years (even thought I like what I do). If you made one critical mistake that cost you your retirement and wish to share it, many of us here could probably benefit from your 20/20 hindsight.

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  59. Retirement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time for retirement? With 39 years under your bet, you've got to have a pretty well financed 401k, yes?

  60. ERP is booming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of the highest demand for developers, analysts and project leads is in the Enterprise Resource Planning field. Go check out dice, monster or career builder and search for "SAP", "Oracle" or "PeopleSoft" and take a look at the number of hits and the typical contract and staff pay rates. There is a sizeable freelance and big five consulting industry for these products with typical salaries close to if not past six figures.

    You should take a serious look at getting some ERP training. Career paths vary based on background; as you have a programming background you should look at topics such as (in the SAP market) ABAP, Basis, Netweaver.

    Less technical and more business inclined types can find well paid careers as business analysts, security experts, testing experts and instructional design / training experts.

  61. picupload.pl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free image upload

    http://picupload.pl

  62. Re:Lazarus / Delphi / Object Pascal by arth1 · · Score: 1

    I know many people will call Pascal outdated, but in my opinion the fundamentals are excellent. Rapid development, rapid and efficient code execution.

    That's a feature of Delphi, not Pascal. And Delphi != Pascal.

    If you are tired of waiting for C++ compilers or Java app servers, that is it !

    Pascal is a compiled language, just like C++.

    And UCSD Pascal compiles to bytecode, just like Java (guess where Java got the idea from). The main difference is that the virtual machine can compile the bytecode to a standalone executable.

  63. picupload.pl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free Image Upload

    http://picupload.pl

  64. Switching Specialities by zildgulf · · Score: 1

    I would suggest retraining in an IT specialty that has a slower rate of change while staying relevant to today's IT needs. With programming it seems to be that by the time you learn a programming language it is already obsolete. Network and Server technology skills become obsolete as a slower rate, a rate that you can use to stay current.

    The reason for this strategy is that past learning can inhibit future learning on similar subjects. When the programming languages, like Perl, Ruby, and PHP, are variants of a root language, C, then the differences in the new variant are harder for me to learn and remember because now I have to learn NOT use how previous variants did something. The same is true, at least for me, in learning Linux. I know UNIX but learning different variants of Linux gets me stuck sometimes. My question with Linux is always "where did they put file"? I know the concept of UNIX/Linux and I know what files and scripts are available but not always where are.

  65. Re:39 year career? How old are you? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Seriously? How do you kiss your momma with the same lips from which you spew such vomit?

    Kids these days.

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  66. Soaring over heads by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

    It sounds vaguely familiar, but I don't immediately recognize the reference. Given that it's in quotes and sounds suspiciously like a movie quote, I'm guess it's from some movie? Anyway, my point is that although some folks may not recognize the reference, I wouldn't say that it "soared over a lot of peoples' heads." Normally I only use that phrase when someone says something that makes sense in one context (or possibly doesn't, but in an ironic kind of way), but for those who are "in the know," it takes on a whole different meaning. In other words, for it to soar of your head, the reference should be at such a high level that those whose heads it's soaring over don't even realize it just passed them by.

    Of course, with a comment subject of "The cloud," perhaps one could argue that soaring over people's heads is an appropriate phrase to describe this whole metaconversation.

  67. A specific system to try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know IBM is scared shitless that no one will be able to handle their System z and related mainframes anymore. They have an annual competition called Master The Mainframe to attract college students to their legacy systems (I competed three years in a row). Their System z mainframe is ridiculously easy to learn to handle. You might be taken more seriously applying for a position they expect to go to someone with advanced age (and experience).

    You might find some useful information on their site.

    Contest: http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/university/students/contests/mainframe/details.html

    Careers: http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/university/students/jobs/

    Certification: http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/university/students/certification/

    Learning: http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/university/students/learning/

    Good luck!

  68. COBOL, SQL or JCL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SQL or COBOL, JCL. You'll have a job for life. I maintain SQL stored procedures that calculate multi-tier, multi-dimensional insurance rates. All highly complex and specialized. There's no off the shelf solution. Yes it's boring but it pays the bills and is recession proof. The only way my job would go is if the company were to fold. Look at business process modeling and computing in insurance, banking or finance. It's been really good to me. I dabble in Python, RoR and Scala/akka/Lift as a hobby for home projects. I don't buy into the mobile apps hype. I don't buy into the web development hype(unless it's a business web front-end). I don't buy into the social media hype. It's been my experience that these are unstable pay/job areas with lots of turnover and lots of bubbles.