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Adopt the Cloud, Kill Your IT Career

snydeq writes "IT professionals jumping into the cloud with both feet beware: It's irresponsible to think that just because you push a problem outside your office, it ceases to be your problem. It's not just the possibility of empty promises and integration issues that dog the cloud decision; it's also the upgrade to the new devil, the one you don't know. You might be eager to relinquish responsibility of a cranky infrastructure component and push the headaches to a cloud vendor, but in reality you aren't doing that at all. Instead, you're adding another avenue for the blame to follow. The end result of a catastrophic failure or data loss event is exactly the same whether you own the service or contract it out.'"

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  1. oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    no one even knows what the cloud is. It's everything, it's nothing, it's cheaper, it's not.

    run your IT shop like everything else, with common sense. Can external hosting work sometimes? sure, if so, do it and stop worrying about it.

    1. Re:oh please by Flyerman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ohhhh, and when you can't use external hosting, put it on your "private cloud."

    2. Re:oh please by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 4, Insightful

      NB: Ironically I am probably going to be unfairly labeled a troll for this comment but this is NOT my intention. But it needs to be said because there is too much group think going on here and I have karma to burn so here goes...

      Many people DO know what the cloud is - just not that many people here it seems?!
      I am surprised at the number of vitriolic comments on all this topic and all "cloud" articles on /.. It is out of whack with the typical thoughtful discourse here.

      The main accusation is that the "cloud" has no meaning and/or that it is the rehashing of things that used to exist and has no value.

      Well I think I disagree to a large extent - but please hear me out. I have not drunk the kool aid I have just read and discussed it a lot.
      There certainly is a lot of hype and BS around this issue but that is expected as we have just crossed the "hype part" of the hype cycle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hype_cycle) and are now on the downward slope into reality. I think people are attacking the hype and missing the "reality" to come. Short sighted I think?

      But am not really surprised by the comments or the very negative reaction as this "movement" as it is a major threat to many IT people. One of the main, explicit goals of the "cloud" is to fire many of the readers on slashdot! (NB: How well this nefarious plan works out is besides the point.)

      This NEW definition of cloud (who cares what used to be on network diagrams) for me is intertwined with SaaS/PaaS/IaaS and to be fair you cannot talk about one with out the other. You don't always use both together but they are interrelated.
      And yes it IS a "just form of outsourcing" and yes it rarely uses ground breaking technologies of the type we have never seen the likes of before. (possibly why a lot of people on this site don't seem to get it)
      However none of that means it is a load of old tosh and not worth anything. This is not directly about IT people or technology, this is about USERS and their perspective and a model that enables them to do things they have never been able to do before this easily. Specifically this is a service delivery model and it is making chunks of old-school IT services a commodity and will continue to do so. How effective it will be in the future at achieving its aims is up for discussion and prediction but, again, none of it means the definition is not worthwhile! And it is early days yet so don't poo poo the idea just yet - it has only just begun.

      These cloud services are easy to sign up and purchase, integrate easily and are bought on a "as needed" basis with a very easy ability to upgrade and scale with your business without the typical budget blowouts etc. (theoretically - there are of course many bad implementations at the moment as there are with anything)
      And many of the major cloud providers HAVE achieved this. When you bundle it up with the (S/I/P)aaS models things get very interesting for users.

      Just look at what it has done for SalesForce which is a great example of how things should be done.
      I have talked to marketing people who initially turned down Salesforce because of the huge licensing costs to buy, install and maintain it on their own hardware. The buy-in costs were ridiculous for an SME so they would typically settle for some cheap crappy alternative they were never happy with.
      Now it is not even a consideration. They just rent it as they need it and really don't have to worry about upgrades or budgetary surprises or upgrading hardware or up-skilling new IT staff for the product. For marketing people this is a best case scenario and a revelation. And they typically still use IT people to set it up - specialist 3rd party managed service providers who charge them a lot less than having IT people on staff and take care of the details. (no disrespect as I am an IT person - this is just the perspective of a marketing department)
      In short: they just don't want adopting Saleforce to be a hideously expensive and time consuming project with large on

    3. Re:oh please by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

      But we have seen it's like before- the time share mainframe. The only difference is that the processor cost on a modern server is cheaper.

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    4. Re:oh please by batkiwi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cloud != outsourcing even.

      Cloud is an easy description for where some layer is abstracted away to the level that it doesn't matter to implementers.

      At work we now have a "private cloud." What this comprises is simply a VERY large VM infrastrcture with automated deployment and full time monitoring.

      In the old world we would check a large chart of what apps were deployed on what servers, then place new apps on the least loaded servers. As loads changed our apps didn't move, we just were hosed unless we wanted people constantly installing and uninstalling apps on shared servers. Some servers were 2003R2, some 2008, some 2008R2, some 64bit, some 32 bit, etc. Some had shared components which one app upgrading might break, others didn't even have those components so you couldn't install new apps on it.

      Now we simply say "we want instances of this app running." Our infrastructure (vmware + SCCM) spins up 3 default VMs and autodeploys the software. One will be in our backup datacenter, two in the primary. If load is too high we request more resources (more nodes, more ram, more cores). The entire systems management side of things is abstracted away.

  2. I.T. curse by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since you "know computers" it will still be your problem.

    If I had a dime for every time I got blamed or was asked to fix something that was clearly outside of my sphere of influence...
    well, I probably wouldn't be reading slashdot right now.

    1. Re:I.T. curse by lipanitech · · Score: 2

      I hate the stuff I get blamed for and its not my fault because they decided to use the cloud.

    2. Re:I.T. curse by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course not. However, it's not my fault because my boss bought a shit cell phone that can't sink up with whatever before talking to me about it. By the very same (lack of) logic it is going to be my fault when the "cloud" explodes and goes down for three days. Many people are just not knowledgeable enough to understand where one sphere of influence begins and another ends. And it doesn't matter if the decision was made as a group; it's still YOUR fault.

      I help in every way possible, but no one knows everything when it's a subject as big as "computer."

    3. Re:I.T. curse by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And rightly so. Some IT managers like outsourcing because they think they're outsourcing accountability as well. Wrong: when you make the decision to outsource or move stuff to the cloud, it is your responsibility to do some due diligence on the vendor, make sure there's a sensible SLA, and have contingency plans just like you had when the servers were still under your control. Regarding the latter point: a lot of managers forget that when disaster strikes in their own data center, they are in control, and they can allocate resources and extra funds towards getting the most important servers back up first. But when disaster strikes your cloud provider, what priority will you get, when there's thousands of angry clients (including a number of fortune 500 companies) all shouting to get their service restored first?

      That doesn't mean that outsourcing and the cloud are bad per se. It means that when you make that decision, you should apply the more or less similar skills and considerations as you did when you still ran your own data center. You as an IT manager are still end responsible for delivering services to the business, and you cannot assume the cloud is a black box that always works. Plan accordingly.

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    4. Re:I.T. curse by trdrstv · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Of course not. However, it's not my fault because my boss bought a shit cell phone that can't sink up with whatever before talking to me about it. By the very same (lack of) logic it is going to be my fault when the "cloud" explodes and goes down for three days. Many people are just not knowledgeable enough to understand where one sphere of influence begins and another ends. "

      I hear that. I've had several executives ask me if I could reset their AOL password. :-/

    5. Re:I.T. curse by SomePgmr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've never had a big problem with that for the (very few) services we do outsource.

      "Salesforce is really slow!" *
      "Hold... I've checked everything on our end, from your workstation out, and we're 100%. It's Salesforce."
      "Those fuckers."

      The real trick is in keeping an eye on how often you're actually hearing things like that and how often it's the outside provider's fault. Because, believe me, your coworkers would be doing the same for your internally hosted solution.

      * Random example I get pretty rarely. We haven't had SF go down outside of scheduled maintenance in the last four years.

    6. Re:I.T. curse by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Regarding the latter point: a lot of managers forget that when disaster strikes in their own data center, they are in control, and they can allocate resources and extra funds towards getting the most important servers back up first.

      I've been involved in virtualization and outsourcing on both sides buyer and seller for a bit more than 20 years. This aspect is always forgotten by the PHBs.

      If the email server explodes, I have $$$$$ high five figures per year of motivation to fix it ASAP. If an outsourced email provider explodes they have
      $49.95/month or whatever of motivation to fix it. I have seen some very sad sights over the decades. If the cost of repair/support exceeds the cost of sales for a similar commission, too bad so sad. Oh your whole multi-million dollar business relies on working, email, oh well. It doesn't matter if we're talking about mainframe service bureau processing, or outsourced email/DNS/webhosting from the 90s/00s, or an online cloud provider, your uptime is not worth a penny more than you're paying for the service. You might, at best, get your provider to B.S. you a sense of urgency... but watch what they do, not what they say.

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    7. Re:I.T. curse by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      > Wrong: when you make the decision to outsource or move stuff to the cloud, it is your responsibility to do some due diligence on the vendor, make sure there's a sensible SLA, and have contingency plans just like you had when the servers were still under your control.

      Mod up. I recently saw a CIO make an, um, sudden change in career because outsourcing blew their hands off when they flipped the switch. It can be done sensibly in some situations, but that depends on sensible decisions made by sensible people. The salesperson will try to make you believe they are your friend. Your success is pretty much inversely proportional to how much you believe this.

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    8. Re:I.T. curse by hb253 · · Score: 2

      Problem is, the IT people who I know do not want to move things to the cloud unless it really makes sense (like spam filtering for instance). The pressure is coming from the C-level management. Some idiot from Gartner told them it's the next big trend and BINGO, we're moving as much as we can to the cloud. No amount of argument, convincing, managing up, etc will change the trajectory of the decision.

      In my 15 years of working in the IT world in three different companies , upper management has NEVER listened to it's own people. They always hire outside consultants to tell them what to do, and this is what C-level people are being told what to do these days.

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    9. Re:I.T. curse by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 2

      I've actually been accused of trying to protect my job by insisting on a server and software setup in house rather than a questionable cloud service to do the same thing before. The fact that they have less up time than in house solutions and didn't really care about our data didn't mean squat to the business manager or the CAO. The only thing that decided them in the end was that it was illegal for them to do it with our 'client' data, because we were a school district and our clients were underage. Any reasonable argument I made was simply written off as 'protecting my job'. Of course alot of that may be the kick back to the CAO from the provider, and even the in house solution still made use of their software (a front end on a oracle DB).

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  3. Depends on what cloud by bleedingsamurai · · Score: 2

    I think that if we adopt the cloud model for our internal networks (i.e. a private cloud) that would help improve manageability of the network.
    Rather then outsource to someone else's cloud, create your own.

    1. Re:Depends on what cloud by acoustix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's called the "cloud" because in network diagrams we used an image of a cloud to describe the part of a network that isn't managed by us or the contents of the hardware is unknown. So to call something a "private cloud" means that while it's 100% under your control you have no fucking clue what hardware is running or how it is configured.

      Congratulations. You just described yourself as being an admin of a network of which you have no clue.

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    2. Re:Depends on what cloud by cpu6502 · · Score: 2

      >>>I think that if we adopt the cloud model for our internal networks (i.e. a private cloud)

      Why are we inventing new words when the old word "network" was just fine?

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    3. Re:Depends on what cloud by war4peace · · Score: 2

      Maybe he's a manager, in which case he's entitled to have no fucking clue, because that's what average managers do.

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    4. Re:Depends on what cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The alternate usage of a cloud in the network diagram is to indicate "this part means a lot for us who do the work, but as far as you users know, it's all magic."

      It's part of the cycle of upgrade theory. Sysadmins alternate between trying to keep the other departments aware of how complicated IT is and trying to keep them ignorant of the details. Neither actually works to get approval to requisition new hardware, but admins haven't found a third option yet.

    5. Re:Depends on what cloud by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

      Because network isn't enough.

      Cloud storage is a hard drive on someone elses network.
      Cloud computer is a computer on someone elses network.
      Cloud web hosting is web hosting on someone elses computer on someone elses network.
      Private cloud is [something] on your network.

      I agree though, we really didn't need a buzz word. I just got laid off from a place, where the new owners mantra was "cloud, cloud, cloud". so our mail was moved to a "cloud" provider. They're just a provider for email. That was a nightmare. They have a replica of the in-house AD server. Changes on their side will be sent straight over to our side. So if someone made an account on the AD server on their side, and added it to the VPN Users, Remote Users, and Administrator groups, now they'd have a user account that would be able to connect to the office VPN, production VPN, and have full Administrator rights.

      But hey, what's wrong with that, they promise security. They manage that security. We don't get access to their logs, their firewall management, their security configurations at all. If there is an incident, we have to ask them to tell us what happened. Will we find out the truth? Not a prayer. What ever the report says coming back, it will indemnify them from any wrong doing. The intruder could have been an outside intruder to their network. The report will most likely say that it was an administrator on their network accidentally added it so it showed up on our network. Why was it used to remotely access and download confidential internal materials? That must have been a problem on our side.

      But hey, once you cloud everything, all the security problems end up with someone else. It becomes impossible to analyze any intrusion, find out who got access to what, or do anything at all about it.

      It will flip around eventually, when companies lose enough due to problems with cloud providers. And hey, that'll help the economy come back. Instead of $49.95/mo to a company to handle the service, it will be handled in-house again. Companies will start hiring their own IT staff again, rather than outsourcing all those jobs to cloud providers and Indian call centers.

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  4. You Are Making Yourself Into A Dispensible Gopher by assertation · · Score: 2

    I sort of agree with the blurb that started this thread.

    Instead of being a skilled professional with power to change things and work on a problem, when you go to the cloud you demote yourself to a gopher who can only make complaints via a phone call when things don't work.

    Aside from making yourself much more dispensable ( "Well, gee, *I* can call and complain too") you get the frustration of feeling powerless. At least with your own systems you can go in, take readings and try things.

  5. So much for definitions... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess "cloud" at this point means, "Running your programs on a computer with a network connection."

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    1. Re:So much for definitions... by acoustix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cloud can have defined scope. Its a network philosophy, like any other.

      Nope. The term "cloud" was coined over a decade ago when using diagrams to display network topology. The cloud was a stencil or icon that represented the Internet or a group of unknown hardware that was managed by someone else.

      It's like taking the term "broadband" whose original meaning was the ability to perform frequency multiplexing, whereas now it supposedly means high speed Internet access. The two definitions for broadband have absolutely nothing in common.

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    2. Re:So much for definitions... by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have started substituting the phrase " The Fog" for "The Cloud". It's starting to get kind of thick.

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    3. Re:So much for definitions... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A cloud model is heavily relying on network resources for your computing needs, no?

      I guess that's the meaning today. Yesterday, it meant outsourcing your computation, which is the more typical context, but even then it refers to anything that involves outsourcing computation (storage included).

      Besides, in the "traditional" enterprise network server-client model, we already rely heavily on networked printing and networked file systems.

      Which is one of the reasons "cloud computing" is a pointless and meaningless term. It is nothing more than marketing, designed to convey a sense that there is something new under the sun when it comes to networked computers, when in fact people have been outsourcing computation and relying on networks since the 1960s.

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  6. -cloud +outsourcing by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This has nothing specifically to do with "the cloud" at all. It's the same problem you have when you outsource anything -- the company you hired might not provide the quality you were expecting.

    Can we please stop the re-hash of old ideas with buzzwords attached? This is a site for engineers, not MBA idiots.

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  7. Ya we had that problem by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Campus decided to outsource our e-mail to Microsoft BOPS, rather than just do Exchange (or something else) on campus. Problem was that doesn't mean that suddenly campus IT just gets to say "e-mail isn't our problem, call MS!" No, rather IT still hast o do front line support but now when there's a problem you have to call someone else, get the runaround, finger pointing, slow response, and so on.

    Net result? We now have an Exchange server on campus and do e-mail that way.

    It isn't like outsourcing something magically makes all problems go away, particularly user problems. So you still end up needing support for that, but then you get to deal with another layer of support, one that doesn't really give a shit if your stuff works or not.

    Basically people need to STFU about the "cloud" and realize that it is what it always has been: outsourcing and evaluate if it makes sense on those merits. Basically outsourcing is a reasonable idea if you are too small to do something yourself, or if someone does a much better job because they are specialized at it. If neither of those are true, probably best not to outsource.

    1. Re:Ya we had that problem by Bryansix · · Score: 2

      Ya but you get Powershell access so if your campus IT knew their stuff they could just fix 90% of problems without even calling Microsoft.

    2. Re:Ya we had that problem by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Informative
      You don't get it.

      You out source when the out sourcing provider comes in and takes your IT chief and the CEO out on a nice golfing trip and gives all the members of the IT teams ball point pens with their logo on it.

      Then, after a while, the in-house software provider sales manager comes around and takes CXOs for nice island get away. And you get baseball caps with the company logo. Then they undo all the out sourced services and implement it in house.

      Then comes Accenture and Infosys and Wipro. They tell the CXO, "look, some of you are into golf, some into island vacations. We don't want to force you. Just take our cold hard cash. We are from India. We know how important it is to make direct cash payments instead of the indirect in kind payments". They get thrown out.

      Then the McKenzies and Price Waterhouses etc come in. They speak in obtuse languages, take the cold hard cash from Accenture, Wipro and Infosys, skim something off the top and pass the rest to CXO in a perfectly legal way. Of course you will get your token appreciation trinket. Probably a bamboo drink coaster for your coffee mug.

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  8. Re:It depends on what you use the cloud for. by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You save the hassles of maintaining a file server, daily backups, etc. Also gives more features as in the ability of sharing some docs with third parties for example.

    Of course when the Feds seize the server because some users have been sharing their music and movies with third parties, you're screwed.

  9. Re:another... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 4, Insightful
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  10. But it is Easier! by bobbied · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Moving to the cloud is easier, which is why we keep considering it. It is easier to off load the work onto some cloud operator who is supposed to do it better and possibly cheaper, or at least it LOOKS easier. No more dealing with backup tapes, No more dealing with software licenses and the like, just pay your vendor of choice copy all your data onto the cloud and start tossing hardware and the people that managed it out the door.

    Problem here is that doing this job right, on a budget, and on time is FAR from easy. Plus, it is going to be very difficult to verify that your vendor is actually doing the job correctly, considering that the hardware isn't accessible, being located in some server room some distance away. Who knows if they actually do backups of anything, much less actually do off site storage of recovery media. My guess is that as competition in this area heats up, prices will fall with quality falling too. Costs will be trimmed by eliminating skilled labor and without skilled labor the whole house of cards will fall.

    Seems to me that the cloud may be a short term gain for most, but in the long run, dumping your infrastructure and the people that go with it is going to bite you eventually, unless the business is very small.

    Finally, the biggest messes I've had to clean up had very little to do with a hardware failure or some loss of data. The worst messes I've seen where caused by some administrative error.... Replacing the wrong disk in the RAID, causing the total data loss or not thinking though a command before hitting enter. I don't see how being on a cloud will fix this kind of thing.

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  11. One of our clients moved to the cloud on their own by sandytaru · · Score: 2

    They didn't involve my office in the process at all. They knew they wanted to dump their big ERP for something else, but they chose a cloud based SaaS solution and we warned them that it was probably not a good idea considering their size. Now we get tech support calls almost every day complaining that the SaaS website is frozen, and all we can do is shrug and call the SaaS company's support line because we have no control over it. My boss didn't want to tell them "I told you so" but...

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  12. private cloud/public cloud by mbaGeek · · Score: 2

    the "cloud" is the latest (in a long line) of over used buzz words

    are you running a few virtual machines on a couple of midlevel servers? probably not "cloud computing"

    are you considering virtualizing a large number of servers to achieve high performance/high availability/infrastructure as a service/or some other "as a service" buzzword? probably "cloud computing"

    where your "cloud configuration" exists is another issue. there was an article (Forbes maybe) that pointed out how much less money is required to start/run an "Internet startups." With the "public cloud provider" being Amazon Web Services (i.e. just because you are using the "cloud" doesn't mean you outsourced everything)

    remember that "I.T." is about helping a company do whatever it is they do - the need for "I.T. people" (especially in security, virtualization, and developers) is not going away, but if you are a "hardware only" tech, spending your day replacing power supplies and installing new hard drives, you don't have a future in corporate IT departments ...

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  13. Re:IT professionals for IT managers? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 2

    IT professionals by and large recognize in function that the cloud is just today's shiny version of a main frame and dumb terminals.

    I have been shouting this from the rooftops for the past two years. People still just don't get it.

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  14. Re:another... by synapse7 · · Score: 3, Interesting
  15. Plus... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

    Plus, your cloud vendor is in the IT business like everybody else. Like any IT business (or any business for that matter), they have a bottom line to watch and will choose to provide the minimal acceptable service to maximize profits, or they will charge a lot extra to exceed those standards. But, unlike your business, when they need to make business decisions that lead to cost reductions, you don't necessarily know about it until it is too late.

  16. Re:another... by sortius_nod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have to agree. This summary is, well, crap. Anyone trying to "push problems" to somewhere/someone else rather than resolving the problem shouldn't be working in IT for a start.

    This is another "fear the cloud, it eats babies" post, which are becoming more frequent recently. I know I'd never make a decision of how/where to host apps/services purely on one criteria, eg: getting rid of my local headache.

    Yet another failure of an IDG article.

  17. Re:IT professionals for IT managers? by tompaulco · · Score: 2

    Outsourcing is outsourcing, whether it's to India, a contract house, the cloud or your own user base.
    Many companies outsource internally all the time. For example, once upon a time, you turned in all your expenses to a $30,000 a year office assistant to compile and post the expenses. However, now they have "saved money" by eliminating this position, buying some fancy (and slow and unusable) third party web application, and instead of having someone inexpensive and familiar with expenses and expense policies doing the job day in and day out, we make the $100,000 a year developers and managers task switch to using this third party program. The net effect? One department gets to save $30k a year, while all the other departments probably have a cumulative loss of $100,000 or more.

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  18. Re:MBA perspective not trenches by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

    True, but the flip side is that I have the ability to keep a one-day non-cloud outage to one day by putting effort into it. I have control over what happens. If it's a non-cloud outage I have no control over how long it'll last. That all depends on the vendor and how much priority they put on fixing things, which leaves me in the unenviable position not of laying on the beach but of constantly being on conference calls having to tell upper management "No, we don't know what happened. No, we don't know when it'll be fixed. No, we can't do anything to speed recovery up.". Which, trust me, upper management does not like one bit.

  19. Re:IT professionals for IT managers? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    I have been shouting this from the rooftops for the past two years. People still just don't get it.

    That's not cloud hosting, that's just remote hosting, colocation, virtual server, whatever. Cloud services are where there's a pool of resources and you ask for resources as you need them and you are charged as you use them and you don't have to worry about anything other than submitting jobs and waiting for results. And your data is stored on their server and those pay-as-you-go instances can access it.

    A lot of stuff is called cloud that has no business being called cloud. It's only remote, or hosted.

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  20. IT depts are modern day horse and buggy repairmen by Zenin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're looking very seriously at the cloud for all new deployments and likely catching a few existing systems.

    Not generic things like email or whatever, but for our own company applications. Cost is a major consideration sure, but honestly the biggest win I'm looking for is being able to specify a deployment in code (XML, whatever) and actually see it executed correctly and timely. The ability to deploy an entire infrastructure with the same ease we currently have of typing "make all" to compile.

    Server allocations, network ACL settings, storage needs, all of it. All the stuff that currently takes 3-5 teams (DB operations, Sysadmins, Network Operations, etc, etc) a few weeks or months to do, screw up, screw up again, redo thrice, etc. None of this is particularly fancy or new, it's the same basic requests every time. Yet IT can never, ever deploy anything quickly, accurately, or efficiently.

    And it's not just this company's IT. It's most every company's IT department. I know, I know, there's a bazillion reasons why this or that can't happen in whatever way, etc. I don't give a flying fuck about the excuses, by bosses sure as hell don't, at the end of the day NOT ONE is ever valid.

    The cloud promises to replace all that repetitive deployment headache with the ability to simply specify what we need in a tidy little XML file and press Go. We're talking about taking a part of our SDLC that previously took weeks or months and doing it in seconds. Accurately. Reliably. Repetitively. Without complaints. Without obstacles. Without lost email. Without fat fingers.

    That is why your IT department should be incredibly scared of the cloud. Because you've been doing a shit job for decades and now someone has finally figured out how to literally replace yall with 5 lines of script code.

    This isn't a question of outsourcing ("internal" clouds are just fine), this is a question of obsolescence. Most of the human hands in a typical IT department are going to have all the modern relevance of a horse and buggy repairman.

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  21. Re:another... by NotSanguine · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The text below is part of an email I sent my brother the other day when he suggested that my organization move our IT onto hosted servers (I refuse to use the 'c' word because it's just marketing bullshit). It details some of the reasons why using a hosting provider won't work for my organization. This is the case for my organization -- YMMV. Some of the text has been obfuscated to protect identities:

    Why don't we use hosted servers?

    Think about it like this, a [industry] business is based on information, confidentiality and good reputation.

    How would you like it if you were involved in a [transaction] with, say, a [business] who mishandled funds related to [your stuff]. Your [representative] puts all his files on a hosted EC3 or Azure server and there's a breach. Those documents could well include confidential communications, financial information, etc., etc., etc., Now your confidential information is out in the wild.

    What would that say about the trustworthiness of your [representative] and his/her processes?

    We employ multi-layered security to ensure that doesn't happen. We control who has physical access to our VM infrastructure as well as network access. Those who have administrative access are all employees of [business]. They're not employees of a third party who has no stake (other than retaining the revenue stream) in the success of the [business].

    And I haven't even touched on the network bandwidth issues -- we have to manage and process huge amounts of data, much of which comes from our customers.. If I send you a couple dozen DVDs, will [your hosting provider] load them up onto the server? No? Then we have to transfer huge datasets of customer data across the internet So then we need to increase the size of our network pipes. What's the latency between [provider's] data centers and Europe? Asia?

    We get anywhere from sub-millisecond to 10-15ms latency between our offices and our virtual infrastructure. Unless we move our offices into the [provider's] data centers, we won't get anything close to that.

    I could go on and on and on.

    Bottom line, hosted servers are great. 95% of our servers are VMs. We just host them on our own virtualization infrastructure. If you're a start up or a small company like [other person], it *may* make sense. For medium and large businesses, not so much.

    It's all about fitting the infrastructure to the business model.

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  22. The cloud is just another fad by Relayman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The IT business loves its fads. Remember client/server? Remember when green screens were passe and everything had to be rewritten as a GUI? Remember when Novell Networking was all the rage? Remember when IBM's Systems Application Architecture (SAA) was hot stuff? Remember when COBOL then Java was going to be platform-independent and displace all other languages? Remember when everything was going to be outsourced to India, then Brazil? Remember when Unix then .NET was going to rule the world? Remember CompuServe, AOL and Prodigy, each ignoring the coming Internet?

    IT loves its fads, but then it gets tired and moves on to the newest shiny thing. Cloud computing is no different; this fad shall pass. But part of the fad will still be with us; after all, both Unix and .net are still here.

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  23. Care factor close to zero dollars of effort by dbIII · · Score: 2

    If it's only one customer upset enough about the problem then the $49.95 applies.
    Even when it's as you've written above - that multiplied by all the customers on that server for instance, the care factor can still be close to zero. I've seen that with hotmail and a DNS configuration typo that put the email out of commission for a medium sized University among other customers, yet it was nearly a week before the problem came up in the queue to be fixed. The hosting provider didn't think it was likely that their customers would jump ship for a single outage like that, thus they expected zero financial repercussion, thus a care factor of close to zero.

  24. Spend time with your company's lawyers by Animats · · Score: 2

    Get your company's lawyers involved in negotiating with "cloud" providers. Make sure all the things that the "cloud" provider can screw up result in substantial financial penalties. Lawyers are paid to prepare for contingencies like that. If a "cloud" provider won't agree to enforceable service agreements, price out business interruption insurance coverage for the cloud provider's failure. Now you have a backup plan and costing for it.