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New Signs Voyager Is Nearing Interstellar Space

sighted writes "Yesterday, someone tweeting for the Voyager 2 spacecraft posted: 'Interesting. Compare my data 4 high-energy nucleons w V1's That increase is attracting attention!' Today, NASA says that scientists looking at this rapid rise draw closer to an inevitable but historic conclusion — that humanity's first emissary to interstellar space is on the edge of our solar system. Project scientist Ed Stone said, 'The latest data indicate that we are clearly in a new region where things are changing more quickly. It is very exciting. We are approaching the solar system's frontier.'"

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  1. When we get there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... if we don't immediately find life I will consider the mission a failure, begin binge drinking and accept drinks from any random android.

    1. Re:When we get there... by youn · · Score: 4, Funny

      widen your horizons... you can accept random drinks from iphones, windows phones and blackberries too :p

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  2. Re:First Post! by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, I don't think you need an oath. It'll work itself out.

  3. Holes in a blanket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A little part of me wants to see it hit a wall, just to keep us guessing.

    1. Re:Holes in a blanket by friesandgravy · · Score: 5, Funny

      TRUUMAAAAN!!

  4. And then ... by Spacejock · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just waiting for it to go 'Clannggg' as it hits the painted wall. Shame about the lack of sound in space, but maybe George Lucas could make a movie about it.

    1. Re:And then ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Puleease! The signal we get from "Voyager" has been replaced by a fake transmitter a long time ago. ;)

  5. December 21, 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It will pass the boundary on December 21st, 2012. The aliens will see it, and they will contact us. Then, everything changes.

    1. Re:December 21, 2012 by Canazza · · Score: 4, Funny

      What I want to know is what would have happened if he'd pulled out a Dildo.

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    2. Re:December 21, 2012 by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lighten up, Francis.

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  6. I just can see what the South Park boys would say by Cryacin · · Score: 4, Funny

    To boldly probe where no man has probed before.

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  7. V GER by poly_pusher · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is it going by the name V GER yet?

  8. Re:Don't get too excited by mug+funky · · Score: 3, Funny

    but where do the wires go?

  9. Re:Alien on board by lxs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah that's just silly. The guys on the Voyager are too old and out of touch to have a twitter account.

  10. Re:Don't get too excited by yanyan · · Score: 5, Funny

    The wires connect to this giant turtle...

  11. Re:hello? by Evtim · · Score: 4, Funny

    By gorgeous space amazons hunting the Galaxy for men to kidnap to do the job of a man (changing the light bulbs, rearranging the furniture, carrying the groceries....wait, did you expect something different)!

  12. Re:hello? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am really hoping that once Voyager gets outside the local sun's bubble, it picks up a dial tone.

    After all, what makes more sense than modulating the background, and talking only to species smart enough to pick it up, by getting outside their local bubble?

    My guess is most species would have been a little slower to send a probe out that far, and grown up a bit more in the meantime.

    But maybe.

    Great, we'll be the AOL newbies of the galactic net.

  13. Again? by residieu · · Score: 3, Funny

    This has to at least be the third time we've hit some definition of "The edge of the solar system"

  14. Re:Kelvans at it again apparently by AngryDeuce · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not that I'd expect a fan of that soft-scifi trash to know the difference...

    I love sci-fi snobs, almost as entertaining as music snobs. Were you into sci-fi before it was cool?

  15. Re:Kelvans at it again apparently by tiptone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it...

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  16. Re:Kelvans at it again apparently by berashith · · Score: 4, Funny

    fun .
    Q: why did the hipster burn his tongue?

    A: because he drank his tea before it was cool