Apple Patents Polluting Facebook, Google Profiles

theodp writes "On Tuesday, the USPTO granted Apple an odd patent on Techniques to Pollute Electronic Profiling, which presumably might concern the targeted ad revenue-hungry folks at Google, Facebook, and LinkedIn (and their investors). The patent, apparently assigned to Apple from Novell, is designed to thwart 'dataveillance techniques from automated Litter Brothers,' including lawful targeted and aggressive marketing tactics. Creating cloned identities that are 'intentionally populated with divergent information [e,g., fake phone numbers, email accounts, credit or debit card accounts],' explains the patent, 'circumvents the reliability and usefulness of dataveillance used by network eavesdroppers and effectively provides greater privacy over the network to principals.'"

Comments

So Apple

[MitchDev]

has a patent for lying and fooling people?

Re:So Apple

[Anonymous Coward]

And they're terrorists! Who else would want to evade profiling?

Re:So Apple

[Anonymous Coward]

Not just people, "revenue-hungry folks at Google, Facebook, and LinkedIn (and investors)." I do this all the time when I'm required to manually enter data into a survey.

Re:So Apple

[dc29A]

I claim prior art circa 1996. My real name is not Pig Benis. I don't live in Fucking, Austria neither.

Re:So Apple

[imagined.by]

Apple has a patent to fool bots that aggregate people's data.

Interesting how even this can be spun to something negative.

Re:So Apple

[Hognoxious]

has a patent for lying and fooling people?

Don't be silly. They're just claiming that they have.

Re:So Apple

[vlm]

Apple has a patent to fool bots that aggregate people's data.

Interesting how even this can be spun to something negative.

The negative part is I've been doing this since the very early 90s, offline and online, and now its patented, so I guess I owe APPL every time I do this, or I can't do it anymore?

Re:So Apple

[Anonymous Coward]

So does this mean your phone number isn't really 867-5309?

Re:So Apple

[EvilBudMan]

Now Apple has finally done something cool with their patent trolling. I want to buy that app as long as it doesn't cost more than $1 on Google Play.

Re:So Apple

[dav1dc]

Does that mean every time someone fills in an online form using bullsh!t information; said person is now obliged to pay Apple a royalty?!?! :p

Re:So Apple

[Dodgy G33za]

Interesting how even this can be spun into something positive. Unless you are are a company, that despite US law, does not equal a human being.

Re:So Apple

[imagined.by]

I wonder how you can come to these conclusions. Where does Apple have services based on personal profiling?

Re:So Apple

[Pf0tzenpfritz]

We know who you are. Very funny alias, Mr Willy Ficken from Petting, Germany...

Re:So Apple

[vlm]

are you a device?

The pen I used to fill out my grocery loyalty card form is probably a "device", so I've been violating this recently issued patent since the 90s, or something like that.

Every mail in rebate form that asks for excessive personal data, etc, etc.

Re:So Apple

[icebike]

The negative part is I've been doing this since the very early 90s, offline and online, and now its patented,

You had me fooled.
Here I thought all this time your parents had a weird sens of humor giving you a three letter name with no vowels,
only to find out that VLM is not your real name!

Re:So Apple

[Obfuscant]

The pen I used to fill out my grocery loyalty card form is probably a "device", so I've been violating this recently issued patent since the 90s, or something like that.

Why do you bother filling those in at all? I never have.

If I go to a different store that has one of those cards, I ask the checker for one, which she happily swipes immediately and gives me the discount. She says "fill this in and mail it back", and then watches me crumple it up as I stuff it in my pocket. She knows.

No need to lie at all.

And sometimes, if I smile pleasantly, she'll pull the card out of her pocket and swipe it, so I get the discount and she gets the points.

Re:So Apple

[BlackSnake112]

That is the same thing I was thinking. I 9and most of the IT people I know) have a few throw away email accounts. Those accounts have totally made up names, addresses, phone numbers, etc. So now can Apple sue every non real online ID?

Could anonymous be made null and void next?

Re:So Apple

[daremonai]

So now can Apple sue every non real online ID?

APPLE, INC.. Plaintiff,

v.

HUGH JAZZ, MIKE HUNT, HOWIE FELTERSNATCH, LOU BITGOOD et al., Defendants.

Plaintiff Apple Inc., ("Apple") by and through its undersigned counsel, for its Complaint against Defendants Hugh Jazz, Mike Hunt, Howie Feltersnatch, Lou Bitgood et al. ("Ha Ha You're So Funny") alleges as follows:

Re:So Apple

[dsgrntlxmply]

Nope. Claim 1 is the sole independent claim, and begins with "A device-implemented method..."; no alternative embodiments are claimed there. All of the other claims are dependent upon claim 1. Infringement can only be asserted against what is delineated in the claims.

Humans are not (yet) devices, so direct human acts cannot infringe.

Re:So Apple

[master5o1]

Apple wins by default, defendants didn't turn up to court.

Re:So Apple

[GumphMaster]

I guess any piece of software that might make generating such divergent personas easier for a human being would be at risk though.

Re:So Apple

[plover]

iTunes Genius is exactly that service. It suggests music you may like based on profiling your listening habits. It gathers data about what you listen to, and uses your habits to suggest songs to other service users. And it's built in to every iPhone, iPod, and iPad they ship.

Re:So Apple

[macs4all]

Apple wins by default, defendants didn't turn up to court.

And so who do they collect from?

Re:So Apple

[macs4all]

Apple has a patent to fool bots that aggregate people's data.

Interesting how even this can be spun to something negative.

I was wondering how many posts I'd have to read before someone did exactly that.

It was four.

Makes Sense Now

[Anonymous Coward]

So yesterday, we see how Steve Jobs wanted all of Google's products to be integrated with Google+, presumably so that they could make things more relevant through social interactions. Then today comes the Apple patent for polluting a social profile and making that information useless. I guess his strategy of "going thermonuclear war" is still alive...

Re:Makes Sense Now

[localman57]

I don't think so. It sounds more like a MacroVision strategy. Come up with a scheme you want to carry out. Then envision all possible anti-scheme methods, and patent them when you patent your original scheme. That way no one can anti-scheme your scheme.

Re:Makes Sense Now

[BitZtream]

Except Apple didn't patent it. Novell did. Apple bought the patent.

Neither the poster or editor (duh, its timothy) have any idea how patents work I guess.

Re:Makes Sense Now

[Dodgy G33za]

So all I need to do is come up with all the possible inventions of criminal masterminds. Then patent them.

So no taking over the world with a ... oh fuck it, I was going so well and then I realised I never did like those marvel comics with their super heros and their criminal masterminds...

Re:Makes Sense Now

[Dodgy G33za]

Was talking to a patent lawyer today. Yes I did wash my hands afterwards. Anyway he tells me that in theory ANYONE who uses something that has been patented, whether they knew it was patented or not (i.e. just wrote a program to do the bleeding obvious) is potentially infringing in said patent.

With 7 billion people on the planet, I think we all need to raise the bar on what constitutes unique. As part of my job recently I have examined loads of patents recently a particular area, and they are all quite similar, and also all quite similar to open standards. How they all got approved as inventions is a mystery to me. But not that different from the whole business of law really.

Re:Makes Sense Now

[Intrepid imaginaut]

I dunno, Apple doesn't really make much money from advertising. They make it from actual products. Google and Facebook on the other hand are both marketing companies, this is a weird one alright.

Re:Makes Sense Now

[samkass]

I think you misunderstand the patent office. In modern times, they basically act as a registry for assertions people claim are novel. Unless something is really, really obvious they'll go ahead and file the patent. Whether the inventions actually are novel or not is largely determined by court filings and later re-examinations. It's this aspect of the current patent system that bothers me the most. I have no problem with software being patented, because I think it's an expressive form of communication that mimics in all measurable way a mechanism/solution as might exist in the real world. (I don't buy into the "software is just mathematics" argument any more than saying "all existence is just mathematics".) But a little more a priori examination of novelty by practitioners of the art, and a higher bar for "obviousness" would go a long way towards allowing actual innovators to profit from their investment while separating more wheat from chaff in the patent warehouse.

Re:Makes Sense Now

[Dodgy G33za]

You missed the part where a patent is examined by patent office for similar patents. At least in Australia. The work I am working on came up with three, all of which I consider to be as obvious as the patent that I am working on - I didn't make the call to get it patented by the way.

My biggest problem with patents is that in theory I can be sued for damages for creating software that infringes on a patent that I have never heard of. To me this a fundamental breach of my liberty and is patently absurd. What makes matters worse is that a patent is judged novel at the time of creation. By the time I come to code my software the solution could be bloody obvious to everyone in the business, even if they haven't seen the patent.

I don't know if evil or good.

[RyuuzakiTetsuya]

Makes me wonder if this is evil or good.

Evil because it's fucking with Google. This is squarely a jab to google's breadbasket. If WWDC wasn't a big "fuck you" to google, this certainly is.

Good because this is anonymity to the next level. Defeating snooping from big business to try to sell us shit we don't need.

Evil though because this idea should belong to everyone.

TBH, I'm surprised the EFF didn't figure this one out sooner.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[mcmonkey]

Evil because it's fucking with Google.

Why is fucking with Google evil?

And can someone please translate "dataveillance techniques from automated Litter Brothers" to English?

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[agentgonzo]

Why is fucking with Google evil?

And can someone please translate "dataveillance techniques from automated Litter Brothers" to English?

Because people still believe that Google honour the 'do no evil' mantra and thus that Google must be inherently Good.

Dataveillance = Surveillance of Data. Litter Brothers I have no idea about.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[twocows]

Because Google, while often treading the line on the "privacy" factor, does a lot of good things for the tech community and even the open source community.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[AHuxley]

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/17/technology/acxiom-the-quiet-giant-of-consumer-database-marketing.html?_r=1
An easy read about what you can do with 50 trillion data “transactions” a year.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[EasyTarget]

While Google undoubtedly does some evil, the good they do outweighs it in my opinion.

I was reading their privacy/censorship report yesterday and thinking how nice it would be if Apple, FB, MS, Twitter, Linkedin, etc. all did the same.

Indeed, on the same day that Google was publicising and enumerating how much governments intrude on Privacy; the US government was refusing to say, even in broad numbers, how many US citizens enjoyed a NSA snoop session recently.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[jo_ham]

So does Apple. So do many companies. It doesn't give either Apple nor Google a free pass when they do something unpleasant though.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[RyuuzakiTetsuya]

Because I don't know if Apple has the responsibility to wield that weapon. I nominally think flamethrowers are a useful tool for the military or civil service(or some other generally "good" entity that has a nominally good reason to set things on fire).

If Apple bought some flamethrowers, I'd want to know what's up.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[wjousts]

Litter Brothers I have no idea about.

I'm going to wildly guess it was supposed to say little brothers, which I assume is rather than the big brother of one large organization (generally the government) monitoring people, you have lots of smaller organizations (Facebook, Google, numerous internet advertising networks) monitoring people.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[bnyrbl]

Surveillance of Data, and I think Litter Brothers in reference to the automated bots is a typo and they meant lots of "Little Brothers" as opposed to Big Brother.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[wjousts]

From the patent:

Concerns about the government and its knowledge about its citizenry is often referred to in a derogatory sense as actions of "Big Brother" who is omnipresent and gathering information to use to its advantage when needed. The electronic age has given rise to what is now known as thousands of "Little Brothers," who perform Internet surveillance by collecting information to form electronic profiles about a user not through human eyes or through the lens of a camera but through data collection. This form of Internet surveillance via data collection is often referred to as "dataveillance." In a sense, thousands of "Little Brothers" or automated programs can monitor virtually every action of users over the Internet. The data about a user can be accumulated and combined with other data about the user to form electronic profiles of the users.

litter brothers was a typo in the original patent that got copied to the summary.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[bnyrbl]

Damn you autocorrect.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[mjr167]

We totally needed to make a new word for data mining...

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[Daetrin]

TBH, I'm surprised the EFF didn't figure this one out sooner.

Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie has some pretty convincing prior art. Of course they're far from the only ones, but they're probably the most amusing.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[L4t3r4lu5]

The Nazi's medical experimentation policies did great things for medical science.

Good results from bad people doing bad things doesn't make the methodology, or the people, any better.

Quirk's Exception.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[Intrepid imaginaut]

Google is a marketing company. That so many traditionally anti-marketing techies don't grasp this just means they are a very good marketing company.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[Dodgy G33za]

It is easy. Software patent = evil. I challenge anyone on ./ to come up with anything software-wise unique that is really worthy of protection for 25 years.

In fact forget the software-wise. To me something worthy of a patent that lasts n years should not be obvious for that n years.

Which is why all patents are bullshit. Just like all other IP.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[Dodgy G33za]

Learn German. They have a habit of combining words. Or just use Wearedataminingstuff until it enters the dictionary.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[Dodgy G33za]

Or worse for that matter.

WW2 brought many advances. Jet engines, radar, cryptography, rockets, atomic power. The demise of European empires.

Which in turn lead to the world we live in. Cheap air fares, safe air travel, the internet (which would be hampered without cryptography), satellites, nuclear power, the embryonic colonisation of space, and independent states.

However much one may despise the WW2 Germans, and not all of them were Nazis by a long way, the era was a massive period of technological advance, and the way the US and Russia snapped up the scientists that survived is an indication of how their system was able to promote scientific progress, however odious one may feel their views were.

Not an apologist by the way, but I think the world has painted a whole nation with the sins of a political party. After all, no one would regard all Cambodians as Khmer Rouge.

Incidentally, did you notice that using "one" was far less inflammatory than "you". I love the English language, especially the archaic bits? If everyone on the interwebs used one rather than you we would have a lot less flaming. I know what you are thinking..... one would say that wouldn't one...

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[AdrianKemp]

Thank you,

I always find it amusing that people using Google services to the nines talk about Apple's reality distortion field.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[dead_user]

This. The dissociative used by some surgeons (like my dad) was developed in the concentration camps as a truth serum. It puts you into a twilight where you can respond to questions, but are completely unaware of what you are saying. When it wears off, you remember NOTHING. I know this because I went under for surgery using that drug. Apparently I kept trying to talk during the surgery (on my jaw) so I had these 2 bruises from where they were having to hold my mouth open. At any rate, FANTASTIC stuff. But to imagine all the healthy people it was tested on just makes me shudder.

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[Runaway1956]

How do I apply for an NSA snoop session? Someone said that all I need do is post words like the following: (quiche? Really? WTF?)

Rewson, SAFE, Waihopai, INFOSEC, ASPIC, MI6, Information Security, SAI, Information Warfare, IW, IS, Privacy, Information Terrorism, Terrorism
Defensive Information, Defense Information Warfare, Offensive Information, Offensive Information Warfare, The Artful Dodger, NAIA, SAPM, ASU, ASTS,
National Information Infrastructure, InfoSec, SAO, Reno, Compsec, JICS,
Computer Terrorism, Firewalls, Secure Internet Connections, RSP, ISS, JDF,
Ermes, Passwords, NAAP, DefCon V, RSO, Hackers, Encryption, ASWS, CUN, CISU,
CUSI, M.A.R.E., MARE, UFO, IFO, Pacini, Angela, Espionage, USDOJ, NSA, CIA,
S/Key, SSL, FBI, Secert Service, USSS, Defcon, Military, White House,
Undercover, NCCS, Mayfly, PGP, SALDV, PEM, resta, RSA, Perl-RSA, MSNBC, bet,
AOL, AOL TOS, CIS, CBOT, AIMSX, STARLAN, 3B2, BITNET, SAMU, COSMOS, DATTA,
Furbys, E911, FCIC, HTCIA, IACIS, UT/RUS, JANET, ram, JICC, ReMOB, LEETAC,
UTU, VNET, BRLO, SADCC, NSLEP, SACLANTCEN, FALN, 877, NAVELEXSYSSECENGCEN,
BZ, CANSLO, CBNRC, CIDA, JAVA, rsta, Active X, Compsec 97, RENS, LLC, DERA,
JIC, rip, rb, Wu, RDI, Mavricks, BIOL, Meta-hackers, ^?, SADT, Steve Case,
Tools, RECCEX, Telex, Aldergrove, OTAN, monarchist, NMIC, NIOG, IDB, MID/KL,
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BRGE, Europol, SARL, Military Intelligence, JICA, Scully, recondo, Flame,
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Investigation, JOTS, ISACA, NCSA, ASVC, spook words, RRF, 1071, Bugs Bunny,
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bce, Lacrosse, Flashbangs, HRT, IRA, EODG, DIA, USCOI, CID, BOP, FINCEN,
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Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[Runaway1956]

There is only one possible answer to your post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUlw3ACdN5s

Re:I don't know if evil or good.

[jo_ham]

So does Apple.

Citation needed please.

Log in please.

Just in time

[AHuxley]

Facebook buys a facial recognition system.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18506255

Prior Art

[AmiMoJo]

I have been doing this for over a decade. I claim Prior Art.

Re:Prior Art

[Scarred Intellect]

Don't you remember, we're not a first to invent country anymore, we're first to file . They filed first, so they're right. To be honest, I never followed up on this, did it get signed into law?

Re:Prior Art

[blueg3]

Except that that's not how first-to-file works.

Re:Prior Art

[Nyder]

I have been doing this for over a decade. I claim Prior Art.

yes, but they added "with a device" on it. That makes it a new thing, really.

Re:Prior Art

[Theaetetus]

Don't you remember, we're not a first to invent country anymore, we're first to file . They filed first, so they're right. To be honest, I never followed up on this, did it get signed into law?

Yes, but it has nothing to do with what you think. All it does away with is the very rare (20 per year, compared to over 10,000 patent applications) interference situation where two completely separate inventors file for a patent on the same exact invention simultaneously. Previously, there was a long, expensive fight while a court figured out which one invented first, using lab notebooks, witness testimony, etc. Now, it's whichever one got to the patent office first. That's it. Prior art is still prior art, and inventors must still be inventors.

Friends of Privacy

[Cajun Hell]

I guess the idea is that if there are patents, then Friends of Privacy is delayed for 20 years. Sorry, Vernor, but it'll happen some day. That's why you write about the future, because patents mean the next 20 years always has to suck.

The founders were clever to put that into the constitution:

Congreff shall have the power .. to retard the Progress of Science and delay the useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to patent trolls the exclusive Right to prevent the proliferation of technology

Re:Friends of Privacy

[blueg3]

It's not "Congreff", it's "Congress". The style of writing they used had a medial "s" that looks similar to, but is not, an "f". Our style of writing does not, so the same text rendered into modern type has neither the letter "f" nor the medial "s". On top of that, they used a final "s" that is the same as our modern "s" -- so the medial "s" character should never appear at the end of the word.

What is it good for

[DesertBlade]

Skimmed through the patent and all I can figure out is that our master profile stays the same, but you will have a bunch of fake ones. This does not give you a whole lot of privacy to the user since you are still tied to the master, but makes it harder for facebook/google to created targeted ads and make it harder for someone to find the real you. Unless you are actively using all these clones then Big Brother is going to know who you are. Next there will be a patent to filter out these clones.

Re:What is it good for

[Nerdfest]

It's also quite obvious. There are not a lot of different ways to do this.

Prior art...?

[Gordonjcp]

About 15 years ago I wrote a script for populating "phishing" forms with plausible-but-fake names, addresses and credit card numbers that pass simple validation checks. I can't remember what I called it, possibly "phishfood" or "phishfarm". It's probably still on sourceforge.

Re:Prior art...?

[Lehk228]

That could be advanced with cooperation from VISA, rather than using numerically valid but nonsense numbers, use toxic numbers and names so VISA can track which processors these payments are posted through and crack some skulls

Re:Prior art...?

[Gordonjcp]

That's an interesting idea. You'd need a large corpus of toxic numbers, though, and you'd need to keep them secret from the phishers.

One trick you could use would be for the phishfarmer to collude with a bank to generate not just fake-but-valid credit card numbers but also a toxic CVV2 by using a bogus CVV2 encryption key on the generated "card number". A transaction processed with a generated number and a toxic CVV2 would be detectable by checking to see if an invalid CVV2 decrypted with one of the "phishfarm" keys - which would again need to be kept secret.

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Prior Art: Art of War

[Bigby]

Wasn't there prior art in Sun Tzu's Art of War? This is only deception done on a network instead of a battlefield...

Re:Prior Art: Art of War

[Wandering Voice]

But cyberdude, this cyber network is the new battlefield. Haven't you heard we're in a cyberwar now?

Prior Art.

[EasyTarget]

I've been doing this for 15 years now, ever since my first spam email lured me to my first spam site.
I own several domains and give different emails; faked whenever I don't care if I never hear from the admen again.
I invent (fictitious, but coherent) persona's for myself when answering marketeers dumb questions. I regularly complete 'Can we tediously interrupt you to gather marketing info' wonkery with entirely faked data. If I care about a website, or think a company is treating me properly, then I help them help me by being broadly honest, all others get systematically and deliberately misinformed.

My 2 point plan; which I heartily recommend:
1) Reward honesty with honesty,
2) Reward spin with spin.

And if any marketeers read this, hahaha, spin on it.

(PS: I know, from colleagues and friends, that I am not alone in doing this.)

won't work

[Anonymous Coward]

If you have enough evidence from a person then only extreme amounts of noise will prevent you from identifying that person.

http://www.almaden.ibm.com/cs/people/vitaly/papers/Kearns93-e.pdf (Statistical Query Learning (1993; Kearns)

I claim prior art...

[Registered Coward v2]

Not only have I actively used such techniques - such as my "Famous Dictators and Cruel Leaders" series and the ever popular "Dead Little KnownPresidents" series when signing up for affinity cards and websites; I have also written about it. Yes, I am the reason Attila T. Hun is in your database, as well as a Mr. A Shickelgruber who resides at T. Bunker, Berlin. Please call me at 202-555-1212 to discuss this.

litter brothers

[MadKeithV]

Being intrigued by the summary, and naturally reluctant to RTFA, I tried to find out what an "Automated Litter Brother" is. Best I could come up with is something from the same litter as an other automaton, or some kind of automaton that litters.

Re:litter brothers

[MadKeithV]

My best ACTUAL guess is that they meant "little brother", in a sort of reference to "big brother"

Re:litter brothers

[JTsyo]

When a daddy machine and mommy machine love each other so much, they set up a factory that builds baby machines. Machines built at the factory come in lots, we'll refer to them as a litter. It seems Apple as found a way to fool male machines from the same litter when they try to collect data. It remains unclear if it would work for machines from different litters.

Re:litter brothers

[Theaetetus]

Being intrigued by the summary, and naturally reluctant to RTFA, I tried to find out what an "Automated Litter Brother" is. Best I could come up with is something from the same litter as an other automaton, or some kind of automaton that litters.

From the background: Concerns about the government and its knowledge about its citizenry is often referred to in a derogatory sense as actions of "Big Brother" who is omnipresent and gathering information to use to its advantage when needed. The electronic age has given rise to what is now known as thousands of "Little Brothers," who perform Internet surveillance by collecting information to form electronic profiles about a user not through human eyes or through the lens of a camera but through data collection. This form of Internet surveillance via data collection is often referred to as "dataveillance." In a sense, thousands of "Little Brothers" or automated programs can monitor virtually every action of users over the Internet. The data about a user can be accumulated and combined with other data about the user to form electronic profiles of the users.

'Litter Brothers' is a typo, albeit an awesome one.

"Dataveillance"?

[L4t3r4lu5]

Die in a fire.

Evil or Good is irrelevant...this is patentable?

[Overzeetop]

Let's stay on topic - this was not obvious to a technical skilled in the art of internet identity obfuscation?

USPTO does not read slashdot

[StripedCow]

Prior art, see my comment from June 12:
http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2909133&cid=40294085

Re:USPTO does not read slashdot

[Theaetetus]

Prior art, see my comment from June 12: http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2909133&cid=40294085

Even if they did read Slashdot (which many of the Examiners do), that quote of yours doesn't tell anyone how to inject noise, nor does it teach or suggest each and every element of the claims. It's what's called non-enabling prior art, and is only prior art for what it teaches. For example, H.G. Wells' Time Machine is anticipatory prior art if someone wanted to claim "1. A device comprising a machine for traveling through time," but that's it. As soon as they start getting into the implementation, the fact that someone expressed a wish for a solution is irrelevant.

Re:Prior Art.

[stillpixel]

Funny because on all online forms I am Bill Gates or Steve Jobs and I always live on Elm Street, 1 Infinity Loop or some other nonsense like that. Oh and I'm 122 years old, go big.. be an outlier.

Had an idea like this for Phishers

[Jason Levine]

I had an idea like this once for responding to phishing e-mails. A phishing URL would be submitted and a fake identity would be created using a database of first names, last names, street names, cities, states, zip codes, etc. A phoney (but real looking) SNN and date of birth would be created as well as any other information. The form would be submitted and the fake identity would be stored in the phisher's database. Repeat this a few thousand times and the database's value would drop. Get enough people using this program and submitting phishing URLs and phishing in general would get harder to do successfully.

Sadly, I never implemented this idea so it can't be claimed as prior art.

(Side note: If anyone wants to take this idea and run with it, go right ahead. Just give me a thanks somewhere and let me know about your project as I'd be interested to see how it works out.)

Re:Had an idea like this for Phishers

[Stavr0]

I had an idea like this once for responding to phishing e-mails. A phishing URL would be submitted and a fake identity would be created using a database of first names, last names, street names, cities, states, zip codes, etc. A phoney (but real looking) SNN and date of birth would be created as well as any other information. The form would be submitted and the fake identity would be stored in the phisher's database. Repeat this a few thousand times and the database's value would drop. Get enough people using this program and submitting phishing URLs and phishing in general would get harder to do successfully.

Sadly, I never implemented this idea so it can't be claimed as prior art.

AA419 had similar programs (Muguito, Lad Vampire) to "flash mob" scam sites and DDOS them into exceeding their bandwidth quotas. There was also some tools to fake-fill web forms as you mentioned above.

Re:Prior Art.

[gman003]

go big.. be an outlier.

Indeed!

I, for instance, am an ordained minister in Norse Paganism (Reformed), a registered card-carrying Communist, a decorated veteran of the Third Punic War, the true heir to the throne of Emperor Norton I, and the true assassin of Archduke Ferdinand (you'd be surprised the kind of questions telemarketers ask!).

I also brought the sexy back, but nobody's asked that yet, unfortunately.

Re:Dog in a manger?

[gl4ss]

technically, if they didn't have an implementation, they shouldn't get the patent..

Re:Dog in a manger?

[Just Some Guy]

First, to clarify: I'm 100% opposed to software patents. I'm not saying I think Apple should be patenting things like this for the reasons I gave, merely that they might be.

That out of the way, it should be easy enough to implement this patent for demonstration purposes and then permanently shelve it.

i'm not seeing a problem here....

[milkmage]

"circumvents the reliability and usefulness of dataveillance used by network eavesdroppers and effectively provides greater privacy over the network to principals"
so it will be harder for facebook target ads based on the sites i've visited? (not that I use FB)

Facebook Exchange
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/18/tech/social-media/facebook-ads-web-browsing/index.html

A new Facebook system will use your activity on other websites to send you what Facebook thinks are ads about your current interests. Advertisers will, in effect, be bidding to get their ads in front of you.

Interesting...

[viperidaenz]

It seems to me that if you can detect these cloned entities the patent describes you will be able to find out a lot more about the individual, since all the information associated with the clones is all but guaranteed to be false. If clone A says "I like cats" then original probably doesn't like cats. Negative information is still information.

Apple will still have to pay me royalties

[PeterWone]

Apple will still have to pay me royalties because I have lodged a patents for "Using patents to gouge", "Getting patents despite prior art by using jargon that patent officers don't understand" and "Making things white and shiny so dumbasses will like them"

Blow your whistle and don't let go

[PeterWone]

You are correct that privacy is essential if one is to act in spite of authority. I contend that the ability to act in spite of authority is the only true freedom. Even in the finest of nations, many laws are onerous, unreasonable or sometimes impossible to scrupulously obey. Every successful act of defiance, major, minor or individual, is a triumph of human spirit.

Bitch, please. Prior art.

[rs79]

Do you have any idea who I *am*.

Exactly. And I've been doing that since you clowns thought a 5 meg drive on a IIe was a big deal.

kthxbai