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Army Creates a Directed Lightning Bolt Weapon
Sparticus789 writes "Army researchers at Picatinny Labs in New Jersey have developed a prototype weapon which uses a directed lightning bolt to destroy vehicles and unexploded ordinance. The weapon works on the premise that 'A target, an enemy vehicle or even some types of unexploded ordnance, would be a better conductor than the ground it sits on.' Are we one step closer to C&C:Red Alert Tesla coils?"
This is my dream device. I have sat on my bike, in my car and had someone do something so stupid. Now I can fry the snot outa something and nothing left to say it was me!
I'm wondering who will be first to aim the laser at a storm cloud :-P
Who says they're not going to destroy some legislation with this puppy?
Faraday cage. Check mate.
So do we need Mjolnir for this ?
My guess is that they will first go after the Declaration of Independence.
Why is it that most of the people that I encounter seem to have been shat from the Sphincter of Mediocrity?
Ordinances can be conducive to a great many things.
You can't be ahead of the curve, if you're stuck in a loop.
Lightning Weapon?
Just stand stand where the weapon previously struck and you're virtually impervious.
What a terrible fucking summary. Also, this has been all over the web for nearly a week.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrolaser
It works by ionizing the air with a UV laser to create a path of lowered resistance for the arc to follow.
Yes and the headline stinks too, to be in any kind of sync with the usual /. hyperbole it should have been: "Army, inspired by id Soft's DOOM, creates it's own BFG9000!".
Only to idiots, are orders laws.
-- Henning von Tresckow
It's already dead.
ordinance = has the potential to cause untold mayhem, destruction and loss of life
ordnance = just an explosive ammunition
What ? Me, worry ?
Idiot! The BFG is a plasma weapon. I think you're referring to the lightning gun. Though if you meant to do that in a truly innaccurate /. fashion then you succeeded... but then again so did the original article title and summary so your point is redundant.
"Not in net joules, though. Z-machine does, what, about 10MJ? Strong lightning bolts are measured in GJ."
Sorry to nitpick, I know you clearly must not be as versed in science as I, but I must inform you that lightning is actually measured in gigawatts, sir. 1.21 of them, to be exact.
We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.