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How the Inventors of Dragon Speech Recognition Technology Lost Everything

First time accepted submitter cjsm writes "James and Janet Baker were the inventors of Dragon Systems' speech recognition software, and after years of work, they created a multimillion dollar company. At the height of the tech boom, with investment offers rolling in, they turned to Goldman Sachs for financial advice. For a five million dollar fee, Goldman hooked them up with Lernout & Hauspie, the Belgium speech recognition company. After consultations with Goldman Sachs, the Bakers traded their company for $580 million in Lernout & Hauspie stock. But it turned out Lernout & Hauspie was involved in cooking their books and went bankrupt. Dragon was sold in a bankruptcy auction to Scansoft, and the Bakers lost everything. Goldman and Sachs itself had decided against investing in Lernout & Hauspie two years previous to this because they were lying about their Asian sales. The Bakers are suing for one billion dollars."

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  1. Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought Goldman Sachs were the good guys?

    1. Re:Ironic by jo42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since when has Wall Street (Goldman Sachs, Lehman Brothers, AIG, et al) done anything other than for themselves?

      They take the little guys money and bend them over (without a tube of Vaseline).

  2. One! by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 4, Funny

    billions! It's so much money even the singular takes an "s"!

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  3. Re:Why civil? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

    If corporations are people, then they're responsible for the relationships between the different thoughts in their heads.

    Couldn't they claim diminished responsibility due to multiple personality disorder?

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  4. Wellllllll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "After consultations with Goldman Sachs,..."

    That's your problem right there.

  5. Re:Why civil? by Smallpond · · Score: 5, Funny

    For example, a bank should not be allowed to combine with another bank. Mergers should only take place between different types of financial institutions as God intended.

  6. Re:Two lessons here by pitchpipe · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you're a first time entrepreneur ... you're gonna get raped.

    By someone named Gold Man-Sacs no less!

    Let's see, names for our new "financial business":

    1. Dewey, Cheatham & Howe - Already taken
    2. Skrewar, Widdow & Childe - Nice ring, but nah
    3. Roper, Bender & Raper - Too obvious
    4. Gold Man-Sacs - By Jove old chap, brilliant!
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  7. Re:They are the good guys by lennier · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We guided them to a completed transaction."

    As the lion said of the zebra.

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  8. Re:there is no wall at goldman sachs by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Funny

    I do believe the phrase he was looking for is "palsy walsy"

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  9. Re:there is no wall at goldman sachs by kennykb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whether it was wishy-washy or palsy-walsy, the point is that there was hanky-panky going on.

  10. Re:there is no wall at goldman sachs by haruchai · · Score: 4, Funny

    More like Hanky-Paulsy

    No bailout for the Bakers', I guess.

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