JavaScript For the Rest of Us
First time accepted submitter my2iu writes "The JavaScript programming language is both widely available and very powerful. Unfortunately, since only 6% of the world's population are native English speakers, the other 94% of the world are forced to learn English before they can start using JavaScript. Babylscript is an open source project that aims to translate JavaScript to all the world's languages, including French, Spanish, Chinese, and Arabic. The project has recently completed its 12th translation, enough so that the native languages of over 50% of the world's population are now supported!"
C'est pas vrai!
Luckily, all human languages are isomorphic, so we can just draw up an unambiguous list of localized equivalents to each keyword, allow automated localization of javascript code without any possible ambiguity! What could possibly go wrong or undermine this glorious scheme?
(Other than comments, variable names, and the fact that languages are far from isomorphic?)
in the original Klingon.
"My God...it's full of trolls!"
2 tonnes = 4409.24 pounds.
So, 2 tonnes is $6,927.02 at today's exchange rates?
GLaDOS for President 2016! "Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure." -- GLaDOS, 2011
Nonsense. "(car (cddr (cadr (car x))))" is a perfectly understandable English sentence.
"/etc/rc.d/rc.sysinit is a gimp plugin and must be run by the gimp in order to be used."
Actually, Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" reads much better in the original Klingon.
Invisible Agent
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